Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e14 Episode Script
Beautopia
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Hey.
What kind of coffee do you want'? [FIRE CRACKLES.]
Hazelnut! Hazelnut! What if your name was Zul Nut? And then I would be like "Hey, Zul Nut! " That's terrible.
Hey, Zul Nut! No-o-o-o! Stop! [LAUGHS.]
[BANGING.]
Do you hear that? Yeah.
[CRASH!.]
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
BOTH: Susan Strong! Finn? Help Susan.
Of course I will.
Excuse us for a moment, Strong.
Dude, you know you're my Bro, but that girl is bad news.
What?! Nah.
She's crazy, man.
She's a fish person.
We don't know that.
Dude! She tried to eat Peppermint Butler.
She'd probably do worse if she weren't so scared of everything.
Whatever.
Look, she needs my help.
And I'm gonna help her whether you're coming with me or not.
Oh, I'm coming with you.
If only to be disruptive and obnoxious! Susan, what can we do? I need your hero heart and your magic.
My magic? Magic of red flower.
[HISSES.]
Uhh.
Fish people.
SUSAN: Long ago, my people live in Beautopia.
But driven out by Lubglubs.
We come here.
We too scared to fight back.
This why we need your hero heart.
Humans! [ALL GASP.]
I'll be back.
Fish people! I'll beum a dolphin! [ALL GASP.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Come on.
We swim there.
No, you don't understand.
I'm not a fish person.
I'm human.
[LAUGHS.]
We go.
[GASPS.]
[COUGHING, GAGGING.]
[GROWLS.]
What?! Hey! Hey! What? You no gills.
[GASPS.]
We take boat.
Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple of wackos Shaking my hips and dipping my fat toe in the water Dip it in the water This party's getting hotter It's so hot it's stupid So, where are we headed, Susan? There.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, Susan, no! BOTH: [SCREAMING.]
[PANTING.]
[LAUGHS.]
That was awesome.
See, Jake? We can trust Susan.
She's on the trolley.
Keep looking for Lubglub.
No move.
Whew.
We safe now.
What? Dude, she's crazy.
She's not crazy.
She's cool.
Whatever, man.
This is a crazy cruise, and Susan is our crazy Captain.
And I'm a crazy clamshell! Boooo-eeep! Ooh! Oh! Doin' the clam! [LAUGHS.]
Quit acting like a clam, you ham.
Mm-mm-mm.
Aah, eh, ooh, unh.
Mm, oh, mm, ahh, mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ah, ooh, yeah.
Bbbbbbbb! [CRASHING IN DISTANCE.]
Hey, are you hearing that, too? Getting close to the Lubglubs' mashem-ups.
Huh? Behold.
Balzacs! [CRASHING CONTINUES.]
The clashing gates! S'okay.
Susan know when it's safe to pass through.
Uh, Finn, let's get out of here.
Come on.
She knows this place.
Trust.
Ready when you are, Susan.
You know, I could just stretch us over this thing.
Gonow! Aaah! Aaaah! Aah! Aah! Whoa! [ALL GROAN.]
Oh, good.
Still got some boat left.
She's flippin' crazy.
Come on, Finn.
Let's bail.
Chill out.
Hmph.
All right, Susan.
What do we do next? Hmm.
Never made it this far before.
Just got to get past Lubglubs.
Yeah, what are Lubglubs, exactly? They, um, look -- they look like this.
Hm.
That looks like my father.
Now I'm crazy! Yes, Lubglubs crazy scary.
Humans scare so long, even Susan.
That's why glad I meet you.
You have brave heart.
[CRUNCH!.]
Thank you.
Hyup! [GROANS.]
[GASPS.]
Whoa.
We here? We at B-Beautopia! Whoa! Ominous.
Will be alls good once bring red flower to city heart.
[WATER SPLASHING.]
What's making all that swishing? Lubglubs.
They coming.
[LAUGHS.]
It's just more pool floaties.
[GASPS.]
Shh! Too many Lubglub to fight! [BREATHING RAPIDLY.]
Susan! Susan.
Lubglubs are just pool toys.
Watch.
I'm putting an end to all this craziness with my pickax hand.
Nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh.
No more craziness.
[HISSING.]
Oh.
Uh-ho-ho.
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY.]
Oooh.
Jakey beefed it! [CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!.]
[GROWLS.]
Oooh! [GROWLS.]
[CHOMP!.]
[WHIMPERS.]
Bad news, dude.
There's only two of us and more than, um this many of them.
Got to use the fire like Susan said.
You okay with that? Yes.
I'm okay with that.
I'll do whatever Susan says.
Aah! Susan! We need you! [WHIMPERS.]
Susan scared.
But Susan brave, too.
Susaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Yeah, Susan! [LAUGHS.]
[GROANS.]
Susan! Finn! Jake! I gots it.
Red Flower! Throw it to city heart! Finn, lend aid to fair Susan.
Jake brings the fire.
Hyah! Humans and hyoomans got to stick together.
Huh? Hmm.
[GRUNTS.]
Almostthere.
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, so I just toss it in here? It's pretty straightforward.
Okay.
Well, here I go.
Onetwothree [GROWLS.]
That reminds me of my mother.
[GRUNTING.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
It's working, Susan.
Jake.
Whoa.
It is beautiful.
You were right, Susan.
This place is great.
Well, we better get home.
Finn, you stay.
No.
I can't.
I'm not like you.
[WARBLE! WARBLE!.]
Susan.
Come on, Finn! Let's go! I grabbed like Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Hey.
What kind of coffee do you want'? [FIRE CRACKLES.]
Hazelnut! Hazelnut! What if your name was Zul Nut? And then I would be like "Hey, Zul Nut! " That's terrible.
Hey, Zul Nut! No-o-o-o! Stop! [LAUGHS.]
[BANGING.]
Do you hear that? Yeah.
[CRASH!.]
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
BOTH: Susan Strong! Finn? Help Susan.
Of course I will.
Excuse us for a moment, Strong.
Dude, you know you're my Bro, but that girl is bad news.
What?! Nah.
She's crazy, man.
She's a fish person.
We don't know that.
Dude! She tried to eat Peppermint Butler.
She'd probably do worse if she weren't so scared of everything.
Whatever.
Look, she needs my help.
And I'm gonna help her whether you're coming with me or not.
Oh, I'm coming with you.
If only to be disruptive and obnoxious! Susan, what can we do? I need your hero heart and your magic.
My magic? Magic of red flower.
[HISSES.]
Uhh.
Fish people.
SUSAN: Long ago, my people live in Beautopia.
But driven out by Lubglubs.
We come here.
We too scared to fight back.
This why we need your hero heart.
Humans! [ALL GASP.]
I'll be back.
Fish people! I'll beum a dolphin! [ALL GASP.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Come on.
We swim there.
No, you don't understand.
I'm not a fish person.
I'm human.
[LAUGHS.]
We go.
[GASPS.]
[COUGHING, GAGGING.]
[GROWLS.]
What?! Hey! Hey! What? You no gills.
[GASPS.]
We take boat.
Oh, I'm on a boat with a couple of wackos Shaking my hips and dipping my fat toe in the water Dip it in the water This party's getting hotter It's so hot it's stupid So, where are we headed, Susan? There.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, Susan, no! BOTH: [SCREAMING.]
[PANTING.]
[LAUGHS.]
That was awesome.
See, Jake? We can trust Susan.
She's on the trolley.
Keep looking for Lubglub.
No move.
Whew.
We safe now.
What? Dude, she's crazy.
She's not crazy.
She's cool.
Whatever, man.
This is a crazy cruise, and Susan is our crazy Captain.
And I'm a crazy clamshell! Boooo-eeep! Ooh! Oh! Doin' the clam! [LAUGHS.]
Quit acting like a clam, you ham.
Mm-mm-mm.
Aah, eh, ooh, unh.
Mm, oh, mm, ahh, mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ah, ooh, yeah.
Bbbbbbbb! [CRASHING IN DISTANCE.]
Hey, are you hearing that, too? Getting close to the Lubglubs' mashem-ups.
Huh? Behold.
Balzacs! [CRASHING CONTINUES.]
The clashing gates! S'okay.
Susan know when it's safe to pass through.
Uh, Finn, let's get out of here.
Come on.
She knows this place.
Trust.
Ready when you are, Susan.
You know, I could just stretch us over this thing.
Gonow! Aaah! Aaaah! Aah! Aah! Whoa! [ALL GROAN.]
Oh, good.
Still got some boat left.
She's flippin' crazy.
Come on, Finn.
Let's bail.
Chill out.
Hmph.
All right, Susan.
What do we do next? Hmm.
Never made it this far before.
Just got to get past Lubglubs.
Yeah, what are Lubglubs, exactly? They, um, look -- they look like this.
Hm.
That looks like my father.
Now I'm crazy! Yes, Lubglubs crazy scary.
Humans scare so long, even Susan.
That's why glad I meet you.
You have brave heart.
[CRUNCH!.]
Thank you.
Hyup! [GROANS.]
[GASPS.]
Whoa.
We here? We at B-Beautopia! Whoa! Ominous.
Will be alls good once bring red flower to city heart.
[WATER SPLASHING.]
What's making all that swishing? Lubglubs.
They coming.
[LAUGHS.]
It's just more pool floaties.
[GASPS.]
Shh! Too many Lubglub to fight! [BREATHING RAPIDLY.]
Susan! Susan.
Lubglubs are just pool toys.
Watch.
I'm putting an end to all this craziness with my pickax hand.
Nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh nyuh.
No more craziness.
[HISSING.]
Oh.
Uh-ho-ho.
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY.]
Oooh.
Jakey beefed it! [CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH!.]
[GROWLS.]
Oooh! [GROWLS.]
[CHOMP!.]
[WHIMPERS.]
Bad news, dude.
There's only two of us and more than, um this many of them.
Got to use the fire like Susan said.
You okay with that? Yes.
I'm okay with that.
I'll do whatever Susan says.
Aah! Susan! We need you! [WHIMPERS.]
Susan scared.
But Susan brave, too.
Susaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Yeah, Susan! [LAUGHS.]
[GROANS.]
Susan! Finn! Jake! I gots it.
Red Flower! Throw it to city heart! Finn, lend aid to fair Susan.
Jake brings the fire.
Hyah! Humans and hyoomans got to stick together.
Huh? Hmm.
[GRUNTS.]
Almostthere.
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, so I just toss it in here? It's pretty straightforward.
Okay.
Well, here I go.
Onetwothree [GROWLS.]
That reminds me of my mother.
[GRUNTING.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
It's working, Susan.
Jake.
Whoa.
It is beautiful.
You were right, Susan.
This place is great.
Well, we better get home.
Finn, you stay.
No.
I can't.
I'm not like you.
[WARBLE! WARBLE!.]
Susan.
Come on, Finn! Let's go! I grabbed like Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!