Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s03e14 Episode Script

Are these guys ever gonna give up? The police are just spinning their wheels.
There's no way to figure out who hit that computer just like they're not gonna figure out who hit me.
- You don't think so? - Come on.
Their big interrogation of the computer class was a total bust, and me trying to track down a legacy key that probably didn't even exist.
A legacy key? Sounds very James Bond.
There's supposed to be a master key that's been passed down through the decades, but since all the locks have been changed this year, there goes that theory.
Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go, right? I didn't expect Dylan to send me a post card.
We did not break up on the best of terms, but nobody's heard anything from him in three days.
Well, he did seem ready to explode when he stormed out of here.
Yeah, and when Dylan gets like that, his first impulse is to go straight for the bottle.
So, are you still up to going to David's showcase tonight? I mean, it might take your mind off everything.
Is Kelly going? You know, Bren, Dylan or no Dylan, I think you two are acting very juvenile.
Donna, if Kelly's going, then wild horses couldn't drag me there.
Damn.
Nice car.
Nice horse.
Borrowed or stolen? Doesn't really matter, I mean it's not going anywhere either way.
Is there a phone around here somewhere? There's one back at the ranch.
- I'm Anne.
- I'm Dylan.
Climb on up.
Didn't I tell you not to worry? Didn't I tell you this whole thing would blow over? - Why are the cops still here? - It's a dog and pony show.
We are home free, okay? Just like your good old senior buddy promised.
Thank God.
This has been the worst week of my life.
I'll talk to you later.
Andrea told me the whole legacy key thing's a dead issue.
Big surprise.
The only thing surprising to me is how I got a foot that big into a mouth this small.
Brandon, if you're trying to apologise for calling me a liar and a thief, don't you think you could grovel a little more? Don't press your luck, pal.
- Hey, stranger.
- Hey.
Nikki, when are you gonna dump this bum and get a real man? Oh, is Mel Gibson available? See, why I like this girl? - Hey, guys.
- David.
Brandon and I are gonna be - at the showcase tonight.
- Yeah.
So you better not choke.
Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence.
- You're bigger than huge, babe.
- Hey, back at you, babe.
Sanders.
I just called the promoters to find out what time we have to be in for sound check.
They hadn't even heard of David Silver and The Commotions.
Would you relax and let me handle your career? When you called these guys, did you identify yourself as a member of the Sanders' Management Team? Are you jerking me around here? You wanna stand here while I call them and straighten it out? Just take care of it, okay? I will.
Trust me.
Hi.
I'm Steve Sanders from the Sanders' Management Team.
Look, I know, I'm calling kind of late, but is there any way I can book one of my acts into your showcase tonight? How much is this gonna set me back? No, no, listen, I don't need you to instal it.
Okay.
If that's the best you can do, I'll see you tomorrow.
He doesn't sound very accommodating.
Well, he's not.
He told me ten times that he only stocks parts for American cars.
Welcome to the sticks.
Is there someplace I could stay around here? There's a motel down the road.
Or you could stay in the guest house.
You're sure that wouldn't be any trouble? I don't think the cook, or the ranch hands would mind, so if you want permission from the owner, you just got it.
Okay.
There are a lot of heavyweights from the music biz here tonight.
How can you tell? They're the short bald guys with sunglasses.
No, this is really an industry crowd.
The business is always looking for new talent.
God, David must be so excited.
Great, you didn't tell me we'd be the first.
- We didn't even get a sound check.
- David, it's a dirty business, all right? I had to pay through the nose to get you on the bill to begin with.
- Just be glad you're here.
- That's more than I can say for my equipment.
It's not even set up right.
It's gonna happen, all right? Wasn't this gig supposed to start, like, half an hour ago? You know Hollywood, everything's fashionably late.
I know it's probably not a good time but have you heard from Dylan? No, not since he split.
I'm worried about him.
Yeah, me too.
I'm mostly worried about you and Bren.
There's nothing to worry about.
We decided that if we never talk to each other again it won't be too soon.
- Funny.
That's exactly what she said.
- Really? What else did she say? Kelly, you know I love you like a sister, but I also love my sister like a sister.
That's okay.
I won't hold it against you.
Are you ready to have some fun? Let's get things on the way.
Right now, we're gonna bring on our first act.
Please welcome, David Silver and The Commotions.
Yup, switch it up, up Because the problem Of the racist nation is growing And I'm not going to sit back, back And relax While brothers kill each other How one cannot respect another Makes me wonder I use the Force just like a Jedi Obi-Wan can't touch me My lyrics furl along the sides Of what's to make a positivity No dissin' me Because of my position Clear my throat Listen, they say follow the many But the many can't catch knowledge I learn about the hurt When they bust us up in college They tried to suck me in And it made me go crazy Acted hazy, thought to myself "Me shouldn't be lazy" Made the music up So I was respected None neglected So the money was collected Love my neighbour Because my neighbour love me A jiggity jack jack jack The miggity mack to switch it up, G Cream or sugar? Black.
Oh, hardcore.
So, you're all alone here at the Ponderosa? No, I'm not married.
If that's what you're asking, Dylan.
That's not what I'm asking.
What are you asking? I don't know.
I thought you might get lonely out here.
I like the quiet.
- Where are you from? - Why? I'm just curious.
Sorry.
How old are you anyway? Why? Two points for the guy with the borrowed car.
You think I stole that car? I don't know.
Well, then what exactly is your take on me, Ms.
Beresford? I think you're misunderstood, unappreciated.
A little bored.
A little angry.
Like me, you don't like being told what to do.
- Good read.
- I'm very literate, Dylan.
I'll bet whatever you left back there deserved to be left back there.
You knew it was time to get out and taste what you want from life.
- Which is? - Freedom.
The one thing money can buy.
Well, at least he looked good.
Are you sure they weren't making those noises on purpose? I mean, what's that thing they do? Sampling? No, I've been around enough bands to know that nobody samples feedback.
So, what do we tell him when he gets back to the table? I think we should tell him the truth.
We're not helping David as an artist by letting him think this was one of his better efforts.
- I'm never gonna forgive you for this.
- Or we could lie through our teeth.
David, it's not my fault they put you on first.
- It was the pits.
- No, it wasn't.
- That's solid.
Definitely.
- Killer song, bro.
- Yeah.
You were great.
- You see.
Look, an artist is always his toughest critic.
Listen, I love you guys, okay, but you've gotta be the worst group of liars I've ever met in my entire life.
David, you're overreacting.
Oh, yeah? Well, read my lips.
You're fired.
So, you help me out right now, in welcoming from San Francisco, California.
Diesel Stone and The Waste Management.
I don't believe it.
Letting go of my I think she used to date the keyboard player.
Retracing on the roads From the past Getting close to my emptiness All alone in this wilderness I see it through different eyes I thought you'd fallen off the planet.
I haven't.
- Did you hear the new song? - "Different Eyes"? Loved it.
I wrote that song for you, Nikki.
And having you out there while we were doing it was incredible.
Seeing you now, I can't believe it.
So listen, we're gonna be hanging out at this dump a little later, it will mean a lot if you'd go there with me.
I can't, not tonight, but if you tell me where it is, I'll drop by tomorrow.
There's only tonight, baby.
Tomorrow it's adios la-la land.
Dennis Don't let anyone hear you call me that.
It'll ruin my image.
Come on Nikki, please.
- I can't.
It's a school night.
- A school night? I haven't seen you in six months.
I'm here with my boyfriend.
Brandon.
The Beav.
Brandon, I want you to meet Diesel Stone.
You were the best band out there.
That's not saying a whole hell of a lot.
When everyone else was auditioning for amateur hour.
Did you see that Vanilla Ice rip-off, couldn't even get his mike to work? What a joke.
That joke happens to be a close friend of ours.
Hey, don't take it personally, man.
He's young.
He's bound to get better.
Someday practise maybe.
Oh, right, Axl.
Axl Rose is a sellout.
I'll see you, Nikki.
Wait a minute.
That loser was your boyfriend? He's not a loser.
You don't know the music biz.
It's very competitive.
You're right.
I don't.
Can we leave now? Actually, the band's having a party that they've invited us to.
Well, we told everybody we'd meet them at the Peach Pit.
We always go to the Peach Pit.
Come on, these guys used to be my best buddies.
Nikki, don't you think David could use the company of his best buddies right about now? Fine.
Let's go to the Peach Pit.
Hey, no one's holding a gun to your head, Nikki.
If you'd stay here with Weasel and his bunch of cronies, go ahead.
His name is Diesel.
I don't give a rat's ass what his name is.
I wanna know who you are gonna be with tonight, him or me? He is only gonna be here one night.
- Bye, Nikki.
- Brandon.
Brandon.
Well, what was I supposed to do, Bren? I mean, clearly, Nikki is still into this guy, I wasn't about to hang around for the privilege of being humiliated.
Wouldn't it have been easier to put in an appearance for 15 minutes than to make such a big deal out of it? Yeah, but that whole rock star, I wanna be a rock star, groupie scene, it's weak.
Brandon, when you're jealous, you're so judgemental.
And look who's talking.
Need I remind you that last night you couldn't bring yourself to be within a five-mile radius of a certain Miss Kelly Taylor? One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Besides, I have no desire to spend my free time with a lying conniving, you know what.
And I'm being judgemental.
No, Brandon, you're being petty over some guy that Nikki went out with in another lifetime.
You're her boyfriend, Brandon, and if you wanna keep it that way, I suggest you call her and apologise for walking out on her.
I hate it when you're morally superior.
Hi, Mrs.
Weinstein, yeah, is Nikki there? Oh, really? Well, I'll try her over there, thank you very much.
Let me tell you how it is, it seems Nikki didn't come home last night, she called her aunt and told her she'd be spending the night at Donna's.
Isn't that nice? Well, if he wasn't such a great jumper.
he'd be great to rope off of.
How do you know about horses? I used to ride some when I was a kid.
Yesterday you acted like you've never been on one before.
So, maybe I'm not such an easy read after all.
I'm gonna take you out for a ride after breakfast so I can get to know you better.
I think I should be here when the mechanic comes.
You can ride Shadowcaster.
He's my favourite horse.
He won the Oaks Classic last month.
So why do I get special treatment? I'm not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for him.
Right.
I'm serious.
Horses get bored if they're always ridden by the same person.
Good morning, West Beverly, before we start off the music today, I'd like to thank everyone who rooted for me last night on getting a record deal.
However because of my inept former manager, who will remain nameless, Steve Sanders, that's S-A-N-D-E-R-S, it appears I will be your morning DJ for the rest of my life.
- So long Steve-o.
- Well, not too bitter.
Well, at least he hasn't lost his sense of humour.
You're the one who's lost your sense of humour.
This avoidance thing with Brenda is really getting ridiculous.
Tell it to her.
She's the one who drove Dylan out of here.
You wanna open up? Do I know you? You don't have to embarrass me in front of the whole school.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
What's the matter, Hutch? This investigation is almost over, you wanna squeeze one more payment out of me? You don't have enough money to buy your way out of this one, son.
Buy my way out of what? I know for a fact the cops don't have any clues.
Yeah, but what they do have is a janitor with one more year on his pension and a set of keys that opens up every door to this building.
Are they accusing you of masterminding this break-in? Son, they grilled me for three hours yesterday over a lot more than your piddly little break-in.
Tomorrow, we go another round, and I gotta give them something.
- I'm afraid it's gonna be you.
- You can't do that.
Sorry, son.
I got a lot to lose.
Hey, man.
I paid you.
Well, money can't buy you everything, now can it? Brandon, wait.
I wanna talk to you about what happened last night.
There's really not too much to say, is there, Nikki? You're basically a groupie and that's just the way it is.
- Is that what you think of me? - Tell me what I'm supposed to think.
Especially after I called to apologise to you this morning and I find out that you spent the night at Donna's? Will you please let me tell you what happened? I'm listening.
By the time I got to the house, everyone was partying hard and I had a couple of shots of tequila and passed out on the bathroom floor.
Well, was that before or after you made it with him? Diesel is not my boyfriend anymore.
I thought you were.
I thought I was.
All of a sudden we get around the band last night and I became invisible.
- That's not true.
- That's exactly what happened, Nikki.
When you finally deemed me worthy to meet your little pal, you didn't bat an eye when he started dumping all over David.
I told you musicians are very competitive.
Yes, and they're also very full of themselves.
Nikki, Weasel is a loser.
I don't get what you see in him.
It's when I get around him, he has this thing over me, you know? No, I don't.
I just can't deal with this right now.
I'm sorry, Brandon.
Yeah, me too.
Well, you were right.
The countryside's spectacular.
I wouldn't lie to you.
Yeah, you would if you had to.
I happen to be the most brutally honest person you'll ever meet.
Until the conversation turns to you.
At which point you become brutally vague.
So, what do you want to know about me? What do you wanna tell me.
I got tossed out of boarding school for sleeping with the headmaster.
My parents decided the only way I'd survive to 19 was to marry someone with a With a trust fund bigger than mine.
When you have real money, it's hard to trust anybody, especially the people you think you should love.
What do you want from me, Anne? Stay with me at the ranch for a while.
You can work Shadowcaster.
I'll pay you whatever you think is fair.
I'm tempted.
No pressure.
No strings for either of us.
I'm sorry I didn't join you guys at the Peach Pit last night.
It's just that I hadn't seen Diesel and the band since I left San Francisco.
Was David really bummed? More like suicidal.
I'm sorry I didn't make it.
I really planned to be there for him.
It's okay.
I understand.
And I'm sure David does too.
Too bad Brandon's not as understanding as you are.
Diesel, what are you doing here? Is that any way to greet the next Eddie Van Halen? - What are you talking about? - We clinched it, babe.
Waste Management got itself a record deal.
Diesel, that's great.
Diesel, this is Donna.
She was at the showcase last night.
- How are you doing? - Congratulations.
So, there's a celebration going on.
I need my sweet little inspiration right by my side.
I can't, I've got a history test fifth period.
Maybe you didn't hear me? But I drove straight here, after signing on the dotted line.
I tell you what.
I'll come by right after school.
And if I know you, the party will still be happening.
- Would you excuse us a sec? - Sure.
Baby, what's wrong with you? I finally get my big break and you're, like, talking history tests? - I am, but - Well, come on get in the car.
- Dennis, please.
- Come on.
Hey, is everything all right here? Get lost, chump.
- Am I talking to you, son? - I'm talking to you.
Disappear.
Everything all right, Nikki? I'm fine, Brandon.
- You sure? - I said I'm okay.
I can handle this.
Just please stay out of it.
Fine.
I'm out of it.
Stay out of it, Brandy.
You left me for that geek? You know why I left you, don't Just get in the car.
You've been drinking all morning, haven't you? Just get in the car, Nikki.
Man.
Yeah, yeah, what a senior year, huh? Scorned by our lovers, abandoned by our best friends.
It's a regular Elizabethan tragedy around this place.
What is going on, Brandon? I mean, it's like everybody has something to hide.
I don't know who to trust.
I thought I had everything with Dylan, I don't even know where he is.
I thought we're talking about my problem.
- Sorry.
- Right, like I was saying.
I give Nikki the benefit of the doubt, now she's going around acting like I'm the bad guy.
Do you think that she was lying to you about passing out - from too much tequila? - I don't know.
At this point in time I really don't care.
You know, at least we have each other.
That we do, little sister.
That we do.
- Chin, chin.
- Oh, chow, chow.
- Hi, Bren.
- Hi, Donna.
- Why, hello, Kelly.
- Hey, Bren.
Donna, we're gonna be late for art class.
- Don't let me hold you up.
- Bye, Donna.
You know this is really getting obnoxious.
Yeah, it is.
Come on.
How'd you like Shadowcaster? He rides better than this car.
He's worth more than this car.
I don't know about that, man, this thing's a classic.
The horse you were on, priceless.
You told me you were a top-flight mechanic.
You've been working on this car for hours.
Well, I'm very thorough.
I have some neighbours coming over for dinner, I want you to join us.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
I had Raymond put out a shirt for you.
This isn't the proper fashion statement for your neighbours? Suit yourself.
Anne? I'll wear whatever you want.
No big deal.
Herby, I was just thinking about you.
Yeah, what's going on? Well, it seems we have ourselves a little situation.
A situation? You want me to what? Yeah, I know this sounds insane but let me put this in perspective, okay? Look, I'm a senior, you are a freshman.
If you take the rap for me, they'll figure you're immature, you're misguided, you are rehabilitatable.
But me, I'm a senior, if I get busted, I get expelled, boom my life is over.
So, you want me to be the fall guy, Is that it? Look.
I know this break-in thing didn't go exactly as we had planned.
I'm not blaming anybody for that.
These things happen.
But you know I wouldn't ask you to help me out of this mess unless it was really, really important to me.
Herbert, if you do this, I'll be eternally grateful.
You know, during my freshman orientation, when I signed up for a senior buddy, I could've never imagined I'd be paired up with as disgusting a human being as you are.
You're a cheater, a liar, a screw-up and you're so conceited you think you can buy your way out of anything or use anyone, as long as it's good for Steve Sanders.
And the truth is I don't know how you can stand being you.
I'll tell you what you have to do with people like that.
Somebody's gotta tell them, "It's work or no pay.
" And if they don't like it, they can go back where they came from.
I preferred your idea of indentured servitude.
Would you two stop? Dylan and I are getting bored.
Are you sure you don't want to taste? Eighty-five was a very good year.
Dylan was probably in Little League in '85.
Actually, Dylan was stealing cars in '85.
A self-made man.
How unusual.
Oh, believe me, Dylan is very unusual.
And that horse of yours is very unusual.
I told you.
Shadowcaster is not for sale.
- Not even for 600,000? - Keenan, the last thing we need is another show-jumper.
That is beside the point.
I like that horse.
Too bad, because I'm never gonna sell him.
Never's such a finite term.
Seven hundred thousand? What should I do, Dylan? How much do you think Shadowcaster is worth? You've ridden him.
I thought he wasn't for sale.
Everything is for sale, kid.
One million dollars, cash.
It's take it or leave it time.
Don't do it, Anne.
- One million four.
- Make it two.
- Million three.
- Done.
Congratulations, Keenan.
You just bought yourself a champion.
Everything is for sale, kid.
Here you go, Bren.
Why is it customers always call us on the pay phone? I'll get back to you on that one.
- Hi, Donna.
- Hi, Kel.
Where is everybody? Brandon went to answer the phone, and David's in the little boys' room.
Oh, and you do remember Brenda Walsh, here.
Remember she used to be your best friend? - We all have our crosses to bear.
- Or our legs to uncross.
- See you later.
- Hold it.
I've had it up to here with both of you.
You're my best friends.
You're making my life miserable.
And I'm sick and tired of it.
Donna, are you finished? No, Bren, I'm not finished.
And you're the one who started this whole thing.
- What do you mean, I started it? - You said you wanted to see other people.
When Dylan did, you suddenly decided "other people" didn't include Kelly.
Thank you, Donna.
Get off your high horse, Kelly.
I think that was incredibly insensitive to go out with Dylan without even discussing it with Brenda first.
How did you expect her to feel? If the two of you don't stop fighting, you're gonna lose something important than some guy who walked out on everybody.
Now, I'm finished.
Are you finished? - Yeah.
- Good.
Let's go.
Brandon, what's the matter? That was Nikki's aunt on the phone.
She was checking to see if she's here.
I guess she didn't come home from school today.
Her parents have been trying to warn her that Diesel's in town.
What do you mean, "Warn her"? It seems Diesel has a slight problem with women.
Occasionally, he likes to beat them up.
Righteous song.
- Is that done by anyone we know? - Where have you been? I told you I was going out to get a pack of smokes.
That was over two hours ago.
Yeah, where are Blade and the boys? They went to get something to eat.
- You should've gone with them, baby.
- I wasn't hungry.
Where are my manners? Amy, this is Nikki.
She's the girl who inspired me to write, "Different Eyes.
" Dennis? Can I talk to you a minute alone, please? What's going on? Who is this Amy? What the hell difference does it make? Listen, you know how I feel about you, Nikki.
I'm crazy about you.
When you get on this possessive trip, I don't know how to deal with it.
Then don't deal with it.
Wait, where do you think you're going? Come here.
You can't expect a guy like me to be faithful to one woman.
- You're hurting me.
- It's the best day of my life, - and you're gonna bring me down.
- Let go of me, Dennis.
I told you not to call me that, didn't I? Stop it.
Let go of me.
- Yeah? - I want to talk to Nikki.
- Get lost, Jack.
- Brandon, Brandon.
- You okay? - Listen, this is between me and her.
Please take me home.
She's not going anywhere.
Yes, I am.
- Nikki.
- Hey, you heard her.
She's leaving.
Fine, take her.
You two make a real cute couple.
But you better be careful.
She's jail bait, you know.
Did you ever slap any guys around Weasel or is beating up young girls more your style? - You wanna take me on? - Well, I ain't got nothing to prove.
But if you wanna take a shot why don't you go ahead, Dennis.
Brandon.
Let's just get out of here.
You sure ice is all you want? Can I get you anything else? No, I'm fine.
Actually I'm not fine, but I'm better off than I was 40 minutes ago.
How's your hand? It's a little tender.
Listen, Brandon.
You don't have to explain anything to me, really.
I want to.
I never told this to you before but Diesel was the main reason why I left San Francisco.
I thought you weren't getting along with your parents.
He was the reason why we weren't getting along.
Well, I can see why.
No, no, he's really a great guy.
When he's into his music, and he's not drinking, he can be the There I go again, making excuses for him.
He hits me, and I make excuses for him.
I don't wanna seem naive or anything but why would you wanna hang around with a guy like that? Because I never thought I deserved any better.
Because until I met you I never knew what a good relationship could be.
- You're kidding, right? - No.
I thought I could change him.
Is there anything I can do? No, I'm fine, thank you.
My aunt should be here any minute.
Oh, there's no rush.
You're welcome to stay as long as you want to.
Thank you.
Your mom's real sweet.
Yeah, well, we've trained her well.
Being here really makes me miss my family.
Are they really so bad that you can't even talk to them anymore? I'm supposed to be going home for Thanksgiving.
Well, that's next week and when you get back, I'll still be here.
Really? Yeah? Must be Nikki's aunt.
Hi.
Mrs.
Walsh, Mr.
Walsh.
- Kelly.
- It's good to see you.
Come on in.
Do you think it will be okay with Brenda? Well, there's only one way to find out.
Hold on a sec? Come in.
Hi.
Never mind, David.
You don't need to leave her a message.
Right.
- You were just calling me? - Yeah.
- I'm sorry, I don't - I'm sorry, Kelly.
I said some terrible Let's start over.
Look, Donna was right.
It was my decision to break up with Dylan.
It was just a shock seeing you two together.
But it wasn't your fault.
No.
It was my fault.
What Donna said is true.
It was really inconsiderate of me not to talk to you about it first.
We used to talk about everything.
Yeah.
And we let a guy come in between us.
It's so '50s.
- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
Poor Donna.
We really put her through the ringer.
Yeah.
Look, Kelly, I have to ask you something not because I'm accusing you of anything but you haven't heard from him, have you? No.
Have you? You taking that bag on our morning ride? I think it's time I hit the road, Anne.
I figured something was up when you disappeared last night.
How could you sell Shadowcaster? I thought you loved that horse.
Dylan, it's a game and I won.
It's not a game.
You didn't win anything.
Look around you Anne, the last thing you need is more money.
Oh, you're gonna teach me about the ways of the world? When you have money, Dylan, nothing is irreplaceable.
Thanks for putting me up.
So, that's it? Wham-bam thank you, ma'am.
- All because I sold a horse.
- No.
It's because I had a flash of what my life could be 20 years from now.
I don't wanna end up like you.
What is that supposed to mean? It means, I didn't steal the car, Anne.
It's mine.
When I turn 21, I'll come into a trust fund worth hundreds of millions of dollars - just like you did.
- Am I supposed to believe you? You can believe anything you want.
But I left L.
A.
because there was too much pressure, too many people, too many strings pulling me all these different ways and you know what I realised? Without the strings, you're not tied to anything.
You might as well be dead inside.
Take care of yourself, Anne.
You know Donna, if art school doesn't work out for you maybe you should consider being a group therapist.
I'm just glad you two are on speaking terms again.
Me too.
I'm afraid this little love-fest is about to end.
David, I've got some great news.
Listen, Steve, give it up, all right? You're not my manager.
Case closed.
What's this? It's a list of the top ten managers in the music business.
Who are probably flipping out over your demo tapes that I had messengered to them this morning.
So if a Bernie or a Marty call you and tell you they wanna represent you, it's legit.
You have real talent, David.
You deserve the best.
Thanks.
Yeah, and how much do you get for a finder's fee, Steve? Is that how you think of me, Kelly? That all I care about is what I'm gonna get out of it? Well, it's part of your charm.
Kelly, remember when I said I never told Lenny Horowitz how sexy you were in bed.
I did.
I did because I thought it would make me sound like a stud.
I'm sorry.
You're a very special person to me, Kelly.
I hope you can find it in your heart to someday forgive me.
Excuse me.
Brandon.
Brandon, I wanna show you something.
And if you never talk to me again, I'll understand.
- Is this what I think it is? - Yeah.
A real live legacy key.
I thought it would be so simple.
No one would know.
No one would get hurt.
In my own twisted brain, I thought I was doing something for a good cause.
To get into a great school.
I screwed up royally this time.
I lied.
I lied to you, man.
I stepped so far over the line, I don't know if I can ever find my way back.
I'm gonna go find Mrs.
Teasley and cop to the whole thing.
What do you think is gonna happen? I don't know what's gonna happen, but if I don't have friends, what the hell does it matter, right? - I think you underrate us, Steve.
- No, I never underrated you, Brandon, but you You all overrated me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think there's a story the Blaze might be interested in.
So wait a minute, you're telling me that this was all a scam? You were being nice to me just to keep me off the trail? Andrea, of all the lowest, dirtiest thing I've ever done in my life, breaking into the school is definitely the worst.
But I've never needed a reason to be nice to you.
This is a very serious matter, Steve.
What you've done is against the law.
I know.
And personally, I'm very, very disappointed in you.
That makes two of us, Mrs.
Teasley.
- Don't make light of this.
- I'm not.
- I don't know what else to say.
- There's a lot more for you to say.
You mean to the police? We'll get around to that, but first I have an interrogation of my own I'd like to do.
You know, Steve, you don't know a megabyte from a mega-burger which would seem to indicate someone helped you break into that computer system.
Talk to me, Steve.
You are in very serious trouble.
Now, either you tell me the name of your accomplice or I'm gonna be forced to recommend expulsion rather than suspension.
It could mean the difference between graduating on time or not graduating at all.
It was It was a solo operation.
I did it all by myself.
Then I'm sorry to say that as of today, you are no longer a student at West Beverly High.