Phineas and Ferb s03e14 Episode Script
Phineas and Ferb Interrupted (15 min)
by ashirogi27 That's what going steady is, Stacy! Jeremy and I aren't really engaged.
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
And by the way, that's on a "need-to-know" basis.
Oh, why would Jeremy need to know? Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
And I realized I've hardly seen you all summer, so for the whole day today, it's you and me.
And I realized I've hardly seen you all summer, so for the whole day today, it's you and me.
Whatever you want to do, I'm all yours.
Anything at all.
Wait a minute, anything? Wait a minute, anything? Stacy, I'll call you back.
Hi, guys! What'cha doin'? Watching grass grow.
No, really.
What'cha doin'? Did you know that the secret of success for grass growth is establishing a regular fertilizer schedule? We can make you a copy.
Um, I'm good.
Um, I'm good.
Hello! Greetings from the thing with two heads! Nothing? I told you sight gags were cheap.
They're watching grass grow.
What, with like a super growth formula or somethin'? Oh, that must be it.
That's it, right? Well, no.
Grass is already so interesting, why bother? Come on, Mom! Let's set up! I can't wait to see your face when they get going.
Just watch.
You want me to bust them now? Give it a few minutes.
Hey, what's that? Lint roller.
Platypus hair.
Hmm.
That reminds me.
Where's Perry? Oh, there you are, Perry! Um, can we up the action a bit here? Um, can we up the action a bit here? Okay.
Ferb.
If this keeps up, you're gettin' back in the shirt! If this keeps up, you're gettin' back in the shirt! How about, now? How about, now? Hold on.
What are you guys up to? Just enjoying the wonderful world of lint.
Come on, who do you think you're foolin'? Nobody.
What the heck is wrong with these two? It's like they were hit with a dull-and-boring ray.
Okay, Agent P.
I've got the surveillance tape from earlier today.
egg-laying, mammal of action Doo-doo doo doo doo-doo I'll fast forward.
Perry the Platypus? Behold, the Dull-and-Boring-inator! Behold, the Dull-and-Boring-inator! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Wow, who knew? Wow, who knew? Sure hope that didn't hit an innocent civilian.
Why aren't they doing anything? I've got a golden opportunity here and I don't wanna blow it! Guys, what would you rather do? Guys, what would you rather do? Watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride em' across the high seas? Watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride em' across the high seas? What color paint? Can it be beige? Oh! This can't be happening! But we do already have one chance in painting for today.
Baljeet, you speak boring.
Baljeet, you speak boring.
See if you can do anything.
A second might be a little, self indulging.
Oh, I speak boring! A second might be a little, self indulging.
And getting your Whittling patch is so exciting! Meow.
Catfight! So, nice weather we are having.
So, nice weather we are having.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
Although, it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading.
Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale or ring which reads in hectopascals? Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale or ring which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range factory set Oh, no! Baljeet's in trouble.
I've got to get him out of there.
you could get your readings from the Internet, which has a wealth of these you could get your readings from the Internet, which has a wealth of these Baljeet, focus! Baljeet, focus! Come back.
I have never gone so far into deep dull before.
The sun is on the meridian and the wind is blowing out of the south-east, Save Buford.
and the temperature is the perfect balmy 75°.
Whoa! Thanks, Isabella.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
Houston, we have a problem.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus? I mean, I wasn't crying.
I mean, I wasn't crying.
And what are you doing here anyway? What, destroying my Dull-and-Boring-inator once wasn't enough for you? Wait, what were youâ Wait, you're fixing it? Wait, you're fixing it? You are fixing it.
Oh, you've had a change of heart! How wonderful! Go ahead.
Rebuild it, Perry the Platypus.
Actually, you're doing it all wrong, if you put it together that way, it will be the reverse of a Dull-and-Boring-inator.
It would be a Dynamic-inator which would make people more interestiâ Oh, I get it! We shoot me with the Dynamic-inator, and I become more interesting and everyone else becomes duller by comparison.
We shoot me with the Dynamic-inator, and I become more interesting and everyone else becomes duller by comparison.
Oh, that's brilliant! I'm so glad I thought of it! Let's build it.
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
This is your pile of buildy stuff.
This is what you liked to do before you became boring.
Now take this.
Well, let's get this thing going! Do your stuff! You, here! You, here! A funny fact about springs Phineas, come on! Phineas, come on! What is wrong with you guys? Candace? Mom How about if I go get some lunch and bring it back for us? No, no, no, no! Stay, stay! I'm really enjoying this quality time with you.
Me too, sweetie! Are they doing anything yet? No, but we did find this blueprint.
No, but we did find this blueprint.
Hey, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna watch golf on television! What? Okay, we got to jump-start these guys.
We make a great team, don't we? I think we make a great team.
Do you think we make a great team? Yeah, you do.
I can tell.
(Song: Blueprints) With these blueprints we can make a mighty tower With these blueprints we can mold a chocolate ball! With these blueprints we can forge enormous yo-yos With these prints we can build anything at all! We've got blueprints Glorious blueprints! They give us endless potentialities! We could build an android porcupine Bionic hearts for Valentines Or giant dogs with artificial fleas! 'Cause we've got blueprints! Glorious blueprints! They make the things we dream reality! We can build jet powered water wings A catapult with mattress springs And practically anything you see! Oh, we've got one prints, two prints We've got blueprints Glorious blueprints Nothing we can't do prints! They give us endless potentialities Three prints, four prints Everyday it's more prints! We've got blueprints Five prints, six prints Glorious blueprints Nothing we can't fix prints! They make the things we dream reality Big prints, small prints Make anything at all prints! There's nothing we can't do As long as they're blue! So get some hammers and nails And buckets and pails! So grab a two-by-four 'Cause we've got blueprints galore! We've got a lot of work to do! With these prints that are blue! It seemed bigger when we were singin'.
Do the two little lines mean feet or inches? Hi, kids.
Did you build a little castle? That's adorable.
Candace, should I do it now? Candace, should I do it now? Boys! You are so busted! Feel the burn! I've always liked pointing.
Me too, sweetie.
Well, I'm going inside to make some snacks.
Any requests? Ooh, plain oatmeal.
Wait, no, Mom! Ugh! The one time it actually could've worked! But, no! They had to be boring! And we had to build a stupid, worthless, ridiculous I told you I knew what I was doing! Hurry! There's no time to lose! Hey Ferb, did you ever notice that the sidewalk is filled with little sparky bits? Hey Ferb, did you ever notice that the sidewalk is filled with little sparky bits? Tune it out, big guy! Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Get me down from here, I can't control this thing! She's in some sort of holding pattern.
Good.
We will just wait here and eventually, the fuel will run out.
Ohh And then she will plummet to Yeah Maybe we should get a ladder.
Yes! The Dynamic-inator is finished! And I couldn't have done it without you, new partner.
And I couldn't have done it without you, new partner.
Now if you'll be kind enough to point it to my face and blast me, I'll be the most fascinating and charming person in the Tri-State Area! Now if you'll be kind enough to point it to my face and blast me, I'll be the most fascinating and charming person in the Tri-State Area! And then maybe we'll go to a movie or something.
What do you mean, no? Hand me the remote! Oh, Perry the Platypus, look at us! We're fighting over the remote like an old married couple! It's not cute.
And I have a remote too.
I'm going to get my own talk show! Eh, what are youâ You've got it pointed at the suburbs! My face is over here.
I want you to shoot me.
Hey, stop that! Oh, you're just so difficult sometimes! Phineas, Candace's fuel is running out! Phineas, Candace's fuel is running out! You have to think of a way to save her! We love thinking.
In fact, we were just thinking about how much we loved the flavor of water.
And how come there's no water-flavored ice cream.
Actually, that would be called Baljeet! Fine! Point it wherever you want, baby.
I'll be there.
Say hello to the new dynamicâ and that in a nutshell, is the history of checkers.
and that in a nutshell, is the history of checkers.
But it's far from the first board game, in fact Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her! Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her! Okay.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
Come on, guys! Do what you do better than anybody else! Get creative! Creative Come on, guys! Let's go! You can do it! Come one, guys! Phineas, help me! Phineas, help me! I still think we should get a ladder.
No, that would be boring.
No, that would be boring.
No, that would be boring.
Wait a minute.
I know what we should've done today! Ferb, grab some wood! Ferb, grab some wood! Isabella, hammer and nails! Isabella, hammer and nails! Buford, lift something heavy! Buford, lift something heavy! Baljeet, lift something light! Baljeet, lift something light! The day is still young! Hang on, Candace, we're coming for you! Hang on to what? You never meant to work with me, did you, Perry the heartbreaker? Yes, go.
Go back to your agency with theirâ Their uncool acronyms! Just remember, we once had something special! Just remember, we once had something special! It's running out! And my foot is slipping Huh? Summer (Song: Gotta Make Summer Last) I love summer Give me that summer time It's good to be back.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Nice work, gang! No, not nice work.
No, not nice work.
You humiliate me all day long by being boring, then you think you could make up for that by giving me a super fun ride on the world's greatest crazy slide? You humiliate me all day long by being boring, then you think you could make up for that by giving me a super fun ride on the world's greatest crazy slide? Okay, you get a pass for saving my life.
Maybe there's still time for Mom and me to get our toes done.
Mom! Mom! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Mom! What do you do when hunger attacks? (Song: Snacks) Fill your stomach up to the max So, not talking Tuff Gum Don't ever shrink from How would you like some snacks? (Snacks!) Wow, it's like your mom was hit by a dynamic ray or something.
Wow, it's like your mom was hit by a dynamic ray or something.
Really?
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
But we're totally engaged to be engaged to be engaged.
And by the way, that's on a "need-to-know" basis.
Oh, why would Jeremy need to know? Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
Hey hon, I was just reading this article about mothers and daughters, and really listening to your teen.
And I realized I've hardly seen you all summer, so for the whole day today, it's you and me.
And I realized I've hardly seen you all summer, so for the whole day today, it's you and me.
Whatever you want to do, I'm all yours.
Anything at all.
Wait a minute, anything? Wait a minute, anything? Stacy, I'll call you back.
Hi, guys! What'cha doin'? Watching grass grow.
No, really.
What'cha doin'? Did you know that the secret of success for grass growth is establishing a regular fertilizer schedule? We can make you a copy.
Um, I'm good.
Um, I'm good.
Hello! Greetings from the thing with two heads! Nothing? I told you sight gags were cheap.
They're watching grass grow.
What, with like a super growth formula or somethin'? Oh, that must be it.
That's it, right? Well, no.
Grass is already so interesting, why bother? Come on, Mom! Let's set up! I can't wait to see your face when they get going.
Just watch.
You want me to bust them now? Give it a few minutes.
Hey, what's that? Lint roller.
Platypus hair.
Hmm.
That reminds me.
Where's Perry? Oh, there you are, Perry! Um, can we up the action a bit here? Um, can we up the action a bit here? Okay.
Ferb.
If this keeps up, you're gettin' back in the shirt! If this keeps up, you're gettin' back in the shirt! How about, now? How about, now? Hold on.
What are you guys up to? Just enjoying the wonderful world of lint.
Come on, who do you think you're foolin'? Nobody.
What the heck is wrong with these two? It's like they were hit with a dull-and-boring ray.
Okay, Agent P.
I've got the surveillance tape from earlier today.
egg-laying, mammal of action Doo-doo doo doo doo-doo I'll fast forward.
Perry the Platypus? Behold, the Dull-and-Boring-inator! Behold, the Dull-and-Boring-inator! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Wow, who knew? Wow, who knew? Sure hope that didn't hit an innocent civilian.
Why aren't they doing anything? I've got a golden opportunity here and I don't wanna blow it! Guys, what would you rather do? Guys, what would you rather do? Watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride em' across the high seas? Watch paint dry or lasso wild dolphins and ride em' across the high seas? What color paint? Can it be beige? Oh! This can't be happening! But we do already have one chance in painting for today.
Baljeet, you speak boring.
Baljeet, you speak boring.
See if you can do anything.
A second might be a little, self indulging.
Oh, I speak boring! A second might be a little, self indulging.
And getting your Whittling patch is so exciting! Meow.
Catfight! So, nice weather we are having.
So, nice weather we are having.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmosphere pressure seems a bit low today which would suggest cloudy skies, yet it's completely sunny.
Although, it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading.
Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale or ring which reads in hectopascals? Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale or ring which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range factory set Oh, no! Baljeet's in trouble.
I've got to get him out of there.
you could get your readings from the Internet, which has a wealth of these you could get your readings from the Internet, which has a wealth of these Baljeet, focus! Baljeet, focus! Come back.
I have never gone so far into deep dull before.
The sun is on the meridian and the wind is blowing out of the south-east, Save Buford.
and the temperature is the perfect balmy 75°.
Whoa! Thanks, Isabella.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
And so, all in all, I would say it's great weather we're having.
Houston, we have a problem.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus? I mean, I wasn't crying.
I mean, I wasn't crying.
And what are you doing here anyway? What, destroying my Dull-and-Boring-inator once wasn't enough for you? Wait, what were youâ Wait, you're fixing it? Wait, you're fixing it? You are fixing it.
Oh, you've had a change of heart! How wonderful! Go ahead.
Rebuild it, Perry the Platypus.
Actually, you're doing it all wrong, if you put it together that way, it will be the reverse of a Dull-and-Boring-inator.
It would be a Dynamic-inator which would make people more interestiâ Oh, I get it! We shoot me with the Dynamic-inator, and I become more interesting and everyone else becomes duller by comparison.
We shoot me with the Dynamic-inator, and I become more interesting and everyone else becomes duller by comparison.
Oh, that's brilliant! I'm so glad I thought of it! Let's build it.
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
This is your pile of buildy stuff.
This is what you liked to do before you became boring.
Now take this.
Well, let's get this thing going! Do your stuff! You, here! You, here! A funny fact about springs Phineas, come on! Phineas, come on! What is wrong with you guys? Candace? Mom How about if I go get some lunch and bring it back for us? No, no, no, no! Stay, stay! I'm really enjoying this quality time with you.
Me too, sweetie! Are they doing anything yet? No, but we did find this blueprint.
No, but we did find this blueprint.
Hey, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna watch golf on television! What? Okay, we got to jump-start these guys.
We make a great team, don't we? I think we make a great team.
Do you think we make a great team? Yeah, you do.
I can tell.
(Song: Blueprints) With these blueprints we can make a mighty tower With these blueprints we can mold a chocolate ball! With these blueprints we can forge enormous yo-yos With these prints we can build anything at all! We've got blueprints Glorious blueprints! They give us endless potentialities! We could build an android porcupine Bionic hearts for Valentines Or giant dogs with artificial fleas! 'Cause we've got blueprints! Glorious blueprints! They make the things we dream reality! We can build jet powered water wings A catapult with mattress springs And practically anything you see! Oh, we've got one prints, two prints We've got blueprints Glorious blueprints Nothing we can't do prints! They give us endless potentialities Three prints, four prints Everyday it's more prints! We've got blueprints Five prints, six prints Glorious blueprints Nothing we can't fix prints! They make the things we dream reality Big prints, small prints Make anything at all prints! There's nothing we can't do As long as they're blue! So get some hammers and nails And buckets and pails! So grab a two-by-four 'Cause we've got blueprints galore! We've got a lot of work to do! With these prints that are blue! It seemed bigger when we were singin'.
Do the two little lines mean feet or inches? Hi, kids.
Did you build a little castle? That's adorable.
Candace, should I do it now? Candace, should I do it now? Boys! You are so busted! Feel the burn! I've always liked pointing.
Me too, sweetie.
Well, I'm going inside to make some snacks.
Any requests? Ooh, plain oatmeal.
Wait, no, Mom! Ugh! The one time it actually could've worked! But, no! They had to be boring! And we had to build a stupid, worthless, ridiculous I told you I knew what I was doing! Hurry! There's no time to lose! Hey Ferb, did you ever notice that the sidewalk is filled with little sparky bits? Hey Ferb, did you ever notice that the sidewalk is filled with little sparky bits? Tune it out, big guy! Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Stupid new-age parenting articles Get me down from here, I can't control this thing! She's in some sort of holding pattern.
Good.
We will just wait here and eventually, the fuel will run out.
Ohh And then she will plummet to Yeah Maybe we should get a ladder.
Yes! The Dynamic-inator is finished! And I couldn't have done it without you, new partner.
And I couldn't have done it without you, new partner.
Now if you'll be kind enough to point it to my face and blast me, I'll be the most fascinating and charming person in the Tri-State Area! Now if you'll be kind enough to point it to my face and blast me, I'll be the most fascinating and charming person in the Tri-State Area! And then maybe we'll go to a movie or something.
What do you mean, no? Hand me the remote! Oh, Perry the Platypus, look at us! We're fighting over the remote like an old married couple! It's not cute.
And I have a remote too.
I'm going to get my own talk show! Eh, what are youâ You've got it pointed at the suburbs! My face is over here.
I want you to shoot me.
Hey, stop that! Oh, you're just so difficult sometimes! Phineas, Candace's fuel is running out! Phineas, Candace's fuel is running out! You have to think of a way to save her! We love thinking.
In fact, we were just thinking about how much we loved the flavor of water.
And how come there's no water-flavored ice cream.
Actually, that would be called Baljeet! Fine! Point it wherever you want, baby.
I'll be there.
Say hello to the new dynamicâ and that in a nutshell, is the history of checkers.
and that in a nutshell, is the history of checkers.
But it's far from the first board game, in fact Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her! Phineas, Candace is going to fall and only you can save her! Okay.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
We have some wood, some springs, and some tubing, but none of those things will break her fall.
Come on, guys! Do what you do better than anybody else! Get creative! Creative Come on, guys! Let's go! You can do it! Come one, guys! Phineas, help me! Phineas, help me! I still think we should get a ladder.
No, that would be boring.
No, that would be boring.
No, that would be boring.
Wait a minute.
I know what we should've done today! Ferb, grab some wood! Ferb, grab some wood! Isabella, hammer and nails! Isabella, hammer and nails! Buford, lift something heavy! Buford, lift something heavy! Baljeet, lift something light! Baljeet, lift something light! The day is still young! Hang on, Candace, we're coming for you! Hang on to what? You never meant to work with me, did you, Perry the heartbreaker? Yes, go.
Go back to your agency with theirâ Their uncool acronyms! Just remember, we once had something special! Just remember, we once had something special! It's running out! And my foot is slipping Huh? Summer (Song: Gotta Make Summer Last) I love summer Give me that summer time It's good to be back.
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Nice work, gang! No, not nice work.
No, not nice work.
You humiliate me all day long by being boring, then you think you could make up for that by giving me a super fun ride on the world's greatest crazy slide? You humiliate me all day long by being boring, then you think you could make up for that by giving me a super fun ride on the world's greatest crazy slide? Okay, you get a pass for saving my life.
Maybe there's still time for Mom and me to get our toes done.
Mom! Mom! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Mom! What do you do when hunger attacks? (Song: Snacks) Fill your stomach up to the max So, not talking Tuff Gum Don't ever shrink from How would you like some snacks? (Snacks!) Wow, it's like your mom was hit by a dynamic ray or something.
Wow, it's like your mom was hit by a dynamic ray or something.
Really?