That's So Raven (2003) s03e14 Episode Script
Boyz in Commotion
1 Ok, guys, listen up.
As you know, the world-famous band Boyz 'n Motion are coming down here today to the Chill Grill.
Anyway, they're in town doing a music video, and their people called and asked for a quiet dinner, away from autographs Cameras Or screaming fans.
That one had a mind of its own.
My goodness.
Daddy, it's Trey JJ And Ricky.
How you doing? I touched him.
Thank you for having them, and thank you for having me.
Sweetheart, you're welcome, and and thank you Thank you for keeping it a secret.
Yeah, but i I haven't.
Ray You've been bragging about this at school, haven't you? Bragging? Come on, dad, I was just, you know, talking to some of the peeps about the situation.
They were lingering on my every word, but they did promise to keep it on the downlow.
Boyz 'n Motion! Chelse, don't! Don't! Get 'em! Stop! Stop! Stop! Follow me.
Stop! Come on! Come on! Look out! Look out! Get out! Get out! How you doing? Yep, that's me.
Mom.
Hey.
Hey, mom, can JJ, Trey, and Ricky stay for dinner? That's funny.
Those are the same names as I know, mom! I know! Boyz 'n Motion.
I love your song We are the Boyz Boyz 'n Motion na-na na-na na, devotion Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
I know.
I know, but we gotta take it down.
We gotta take it down.
But it's Boyz 'n Motion! But we gotta be cool.
I'm sorry.
I'm Raven no, I'm Tonya Baxter, Raven's mother.
This is my son Corey.
Well, I'm Ricky.
This is Trey.
Whassup? And this is JJ.
It's actually JJJ, but the third "J" is silent.
Well, it would be an honor to have you stay for dinner.
Did something happen at the restaurant? Crazed fans, near riot.
Typical Wednesday.
It's lucky Raven got us out that storeroom window.
I know.
We can't even go back to our hotel.
Somebody found out we were in town and spread it around.
Who would do such a thing? Hey, hey, hey, hey, people, ok? Let's not play the blame game, all right? Whoever did it probably had a simple lapse in judgment.
Or a big mouth.
I said pipe down.
It must be tough to be famous.
You know as we said in our smash hit, "fame can be a pain.
" Fame can be a pain And I feel your pain.
Come sit in my home.
Good, 'cause it's crazy out there, Ray.
Everybody wants a piece of us.
Check it out.
I wipe my face with a paper towel, and the next day it was on the Internet selling for major loot.
Really? Is it good? Is it good? Sure.
I know it's good? You're done with those chicken bones.
Who's ready for thirds? Ms.
Baxter, we've been on tour for years.
We haven't had a home-cooked meal since Since our first smash hit, bye, bye, bye home cookin'.
Bye bye bye home cookin' Man, I can't believe we gotta go back to that hotel with all those screaming fans.
Don't go.
I mean, why? Why should you go? You know what? Actually, I was thinking.
You guys should really just step back from the crazy life.
Take a break.
You know, try to be Try to be normal for a while.
We we don't want to put you out.
Put us out? Please, ok? We have plenty of room.
You would not be putting us out.
Mom, dad, please tell them that they would not be putting us out.
Tell 'em! It's no problem.
We'd love to have you.
Ok.
We'll hang.
My goodness! Yes! Thank you, guys.
And, Raven, if you ever need anything, anything at all, you name it 'Cause the Boyz got your back.
They got my back.
People, people, people.
Let me be the mob spokesman, ok? Now, Raven, after you went out the back door with the Boyz, where'd you go? Everybody What happens between me and the Boyz Stays between me and the Boyz.
Bianca feels that you don't even know the Boyz.
Bianca? Where's Alana? I guess you haven't heard.
Alana was so bad, she got sent to military school.
Yes! No, we run with Bianca now.
She's so bad, she got kicked out of military school.
Oh, snap.
Hey! Back up! Hey, hey, hey-hey, B.
How you doing? Before we get off on the wrong foot Too late.
I don't like you already.
And, Bianca also doesn't like your shoes.
What? She never said anything about her shoes.
She was getting to it! Got a problem with that? No, I don't i don't even like the shoes, either.
What? Come on, Baxter.
The Boyz would never waste their time with you.
Yes, they would.
The Boyz got my back.
Yeah, and I was partying with Beyoncé last night.
My gosh.
That is so cool.
Is she nice? Chelse, she doesn't know Beyoncé.
Ray, then why was she partying with her? Duh? Just admit it, Baxter.
You're lying.
For your information, ok, the Boyz are my Boyz, ok? They will do anything for me.
They got my back, like I said.
Then make them sing at the music festival tonight.
Done.
Well, you know what? I'll believe it when I see it.
When Bianca sees it, she'll believe it.
Can you get me an autograph? Loca! I better not catch you in those shoes again.
Ray, this is so cool.
When the Boyz show up at that concert festival, the whole school's gonna love you.
I know.
We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! What what, did you just have a vision? Yeah.
Chelse, do you know if there's anyone else in this school named Raven? You're up.
Great.
What time is it? 3:30.
Ms.
B, is it the dark 3:30 or the sunny one? The sunny one, dear.
Righteous.
Yo, Ms.
B, we really appreciate you letting us chill here.
It feels great to be in a real home.
With a real family.
Since we're keeping it real Let's keep it real clean.
Mother, please, allow me.
Check this out, William.
Freshly sucked straw.
Man, this straw's got to be worth some serious bucks on the Internet.
Tell me about it.
We just got $20 for Trey's gravy-stained napkin, but according to my research, we can get big money for a lock of their hair.
Big money? Really? Order for the Boyz: 2 eggs, over easy; A side of Turkey bacon, crisp; and don't let them touch.
Why? The Boyz do not like their foods to touch.
I'm gonna go back to my restaurant.
All this cooking is killing me.
Mom, are the Boyz still here? They're in the living room thinking of ways to work my nerves.
Good.
'Cause Bianca was all at school, and she was, like, "you don't know the Boyz.
" And then I was, like, "- " And then she was, like, "nuh.
" And then I was, like, "- " And then she was like Raven.
Short version.
Basically, I promised that the Boyz would perform at the school tonight.
And, mom, if they don't, everybody's gonna hate me.
Ray, see, this is what happens when you go around bragging.
But you know what? We shouldn't even be worrying about this because the Boyz said that they got my back.
No? But I thought you had my back.
Hey, if you had asked us yesterday, we would've said what we say in our smash hit, yes, in a heartbeat.
Yes, in a heartbeat Ok, I just don't understand.
Why can't you just sing one song? Sorry.
The Boyz have decided to get out of show business.
Why would you do something stupid like that? You told us to.
No, I didn't, JJ, ok? I said stay for dinner.
You said we needed to take a step back from this crazy life, take a break, and try to be normal.
Well well, what about your smash hit? What about normal ain't cool? Normal ain't cool normal ain't cool That's not one of ours.
You just made that up.
Ok, ok.
You got me.
But, I was trying to make a point.
You can't quit.
Hey, we already did.
And thanks to you, we've never been happier.
Can you give this plate back to your mom? The Turkey bacon's touching the eggs.
How'd it go? They don't have my back after all.
The food is touching.
Bianca says, "run," you run Bianca says, "hide," you hide Bianca says, "stop," you stop Bianca says, "go," you go Bianca says, "jump," you say, "how high?" how high? Thank you.
And big ups to M.
C.
Feldman.
Ok.
Now, I know you're all excited about Boyz 'n Motion visiting us.
But, as Bianca predicted, the Boyz are not here.
Now, I hate to mention names, but Raven Baxter That's Raven Baxter.
Has let us all down.
She's not even here to apologize.
Must be too embarrassed.
Anyways, now, if you can all just exit in an orderly fashion Get out! No, everybody! Stay where you are! I hope you brought the Boyz with you.
Well, Bianca, let's just say that in a couple of minutes, everybody's about to see a show that you will never forget.
Make some noise, people! Man, Mr.
Guillermo will give you a whole new look.
He is the hottest hairstylist in the world.
Ciao! Look at him.
There you go.
He's just a kid.
Man, a kid genius.
Boy, you better sit down.
Is this gonna take long? No, no, no.
Voila! You're done.
That's it? That's it.
Arrivederci.
It doesn't even look like I got a haircut.
I told you he was a genius, man.
Righteous.
Yeah.
Come on.
Thank you and come again.
All right.
Ms.
B.
, check out the new haircut.
Doesn't look like you got one.
That's the genius.
Right.
Ok, Boyz.
Dinner's ready.
Not now, Ms.
B.
We're full.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll holler at you when we're hungry.
I'll holler at you now.
Look at the mess in here.
Ms.
B.
, don't sweat it.
Just have the maid clean it up.
Hello? This is not a hotel.
I am the maid.
Well, you're not doing such a hot job.
Ok, that's it.
I don't care how famous you are.
All right? You wanna be like regular people? Let me tell you something.
Regular people have manners.
They clean up after themselves.
And when they make a promise to have somebody's back, they follow through for them.
Hat in my house.
We want the Boyz! We want the Boyz! We want the Boyz! People! People! Ok, well, I think we've all waited long enough.
I'd like to thank the person who got our hopes up And then crushed them, Raven Baxter.
That's Raven Baxter.
Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion I can't believe Baxter got the Boyz here.
There's the Boyz! Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart Something ain't right about those Boyz.
Hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion motion knick-knack, paddywhack Check it out.
No Boyz.
Just Baxter and her crew.
You made me faint for nothing? Calm down! Let's see you lie your way out of this one, Baxter.
Ok, you know, yes, I did impersonate the Boyz.
But I really do know them, you guys.
Yeah! Come on! In Raven's defense, the Boyz would've been here.
It's just that Raven convinced them to quit show business forever.
Thank you, Chelsea.
Ok, listen, everybody.
I'm sorry, ok? It's my fault for bragging And promising the Boyz would be here tonight before I even asked them, so I hope you'll forgive me.
We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! Ok! Ok! I'll take that as a "no.
" We hate Raven! We hate Raven! At least your vision came true, right? I can see that, Chelse.
Thanks.
It really is the Boyz! They came, everybody! They came! You knew we got your back.
And I hope you didn't mind that trick we had our friend Raven and her crew play on you.
Did you hear the word "friend"? Did you hear the word "friend"? That's right! We told you! We about to set it off now, as we said in our smash hit, 'cause we are the Boyz 'n Motion! Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart hey, hey, what it's all about hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart hey, hey, what it's all about hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Every time I come in here, he's counting money.
Ok, mister.
Where did it come from this time? The Internet.
If the Boyz touched it, you can sell it.
Napkins, straws.
Maybe even a lock of hair.
Don't touch nothin'.
Corey, why didn't you tell us about this? I'm sorry.
Are you guys mad? Yeah, mad we didn't think of it first.
Hey, did you wash the Boyz' towels? Not yet.
And don't forget about the pillowcases.
Hey, you didn't take out the garbage yet, did you? Oh, snap! Cash.
As you know, the world-famous band Boyz 'n Motion are coming down here today to the Chill Grill.
Anyway, they're in town doing a music video, and their people called and asked for a quiet dinner, away from autographs Cameras Or screaming fans.
That one had a mind of its own.
My goodness.
Daddy, it's Trey JJ And Ricky.
How you doing? I touched him.
Thank you for having them, and thank you for having me.
Sweetheart, you're welcome, and and thank you Thank you for keeping it a secret.
Yeah, but i I haven't.
Ray You've been bragging about this at school, haven't you? Bragging? Come on, dad, I was just, you know, talking to some of the peeps about the situation.
They were lingering on my every word, but they did promise to keep it on the downlow.
Boyz 'n Motion! Chelse, don't! Don't! Get 'em! Stop! Stop! Stop! Follow me.
Stop! Come on! Come on! Look out! Look out! Get out! Get out! How you doing? Yep, that's me.
Mom.
Hey.
Hey, mom, can JJ, Trey, and Ricky stay for dinner? That's funny.
Those are the same names as I know, mom! I know! Boyz 'n Motion.
I love your song We are the Boyz Boyz 'n Motion na-na na-na na, devotion Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
I know.
I know, but we gotta take it down.
We gotta take it down.
But it's Boyz 'n Motion! But we gotta be cool.
I'm sorry.
I'm Raven no, I'm Tonya Baxter, Raven's mother.
This is my son Corey.
Well, I'm Ricky.
This is Trey.
Whassup? And this is JJ.
It's actually JJJ, but the third "J" is silent.
Well, it would be an honor to have you stay for dinner.
Did something happen at the restaurant? Crazed fans, near riot.
Typical Wednesday.
It's lucky Raven got us out that storeroom window.
I know.
We can't even go back to our hotel.
Somebody found out we were in town and spread it around.
Who would do such a thing? Hey, hey, hey, hey, people, ok? Let's not play the blame game, all right? Whoever did it probably had a simple lapse in judgment.
Or a big mouth.
I said pipe down.
It must be tough to be famous.
You know as we said in our smash hit, "fame can be a pain.
" Fame can be a pain And I feel your pain.
Come sit in my home.
Good, 'cause it's crazy out there, Ray.
Everybody wants a piece of us.
Check it out.
I wipe my face with a paper towel, and the next day it was on the Internet selling for major loot.
Really? Is it good? Is it good? Sure.
I know it's good? You're done with those chicken bones.
Who's ready for thirds? Ms.
Baxter, we've been on tour for years.
We haven't had a home-cooked meal since Since our first smash hit, bye, bye, bye home cookin'.
Bye bye bye home cookin' Man, I can't believe we gotta go back to that hotel with all those screaming fans.
Don't go.
I mean, why? Why should you go? You know what? Actually, I was thinking.
You guys should really just step back from the crazy life.
Take a break.
You know, try to be Try to be normal for a while.
We we don't want to put you out.
Put us out? Please, ok? We have plenty of room.
You would not be putting us out.
Mom, dad, please tell them that they would not be putting us out.
Tell 'em! It's no problem.
We'd love to have you.
Ok.
We'll hang.
My goodness! Yes! Thank you, guys.
And, Raven, if you ever need anything, anything at all, you name it 'Cause the Boyz got your back.
They got my back.
People, people, people.
Let me be the mob spokesman, ok? Now, Raven, after you went out the back door with the Boyz, where'd you go? Everybody What happens between me and the Boyz Stays between me and the Boyz.
Bianca feels that you don't even know the Boyz.
Bianca? Where's Alana? I guess you haven't heard.
Alana was so bad, she got sent to military school.
Yes! No, we run with Bianca now.
She's so bad, she got kicked out of military school.
Oh, snap.
Hey! Back up! Hey, hey, hey-hey, B.
How you doing? Before we get off on the wrong foot Too late.
I don't like you already.
And, Bianca also doesn't like your shoes.
What? She never said anything about her shoes.
She was getting to it! Got a problem with that? No, I don't i don't even like the shoes, either.
What? Come on, Baxter.
The Boyz would never waste their time with you.
Yes, they would.
The Boyz got my back.
Yeah, and I was partying with Beyoncé last night.
My gosh.
That is so cool.
Is she nice? Chelse, she doesn't know Beyoncé.
Ray, then why was she partying with her? Duh? Just admit it, Baxter.
You're lying.
For your information, ok, the Boyz are my Boyz, ok? They will do anything for me.
They got my back, like I said.
Then make them sing at the music festival tonight.
Done.
Well, you know what? I'll believe it when I see it.
When Bianca sees it, she'll believe it.
Can you get me an autograph? Loca! I better not catch you in those shoes again.
Ray, this is so cool.
When the Boyz show up at that concert festival, the whole school's gonna love you.
I know.
We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! What what, did you just have a vision? Yeah.
Chelse, do you know if there's anyone else in this school named Raven? You're up.
Great.
What time is it? 3:30.
Ms.
B, is it the dark 3:30 or the sunny one? The sunny one, dear.
Righteous.
Yo, Ms.
B, we really appreciate you letting us chill here.
It feels great to be in a real home.
With a real family.
Since we're keeping it real Let's keep it real clean.
Mother, please, allow me.
Check this out, William.
Freshly sucked straw.
Man, this straw's got to be worth some serious bucks on the Internet.
Tell me about it.
We just got $20 for Trey's gravy-stained napkin, but according to my research, we can get big money for a lock of their hair.
Big money? Really? Order for the Boyz: 2 eggs, over easy; A side of Turkey bacon, crisp; and don't let them touch.
Why? The Boyz do not like their foods to touch.
I'm gonna go back to my restaurant.
All this cooking is killing me.
Mom, are the Boyz still here? They're in the living room thinking of ways to work my nerves.
Good.
'Cause Bianca was all at school, and she was, like, "you don't know the Boyz.
" And then I was, like, "- " And then she was, like, "nuh.
" And then I was, like, "- " And then she was like Raven.
Short version.
Basically, I promised that the Boyz would perform at the school tonight.
And, mom, if they don't, everybody's gonna hate me.
Ray, see, this is what happens when you go around bragging.
But you know what? We shouldn't even be worrying about this because the Boyz said that they got my back.
No? But I thought you had my back.
Hey, if you had asked us yesterday, we would've said what we say in our smash hit, yes, in a heartbeat.
Yes, in a heartbeat Ok, I just don't understand.
Why can't you just sing one song? Sorry.
The Boyz have decided to get out of show business.
Why would you do something stupid like that? You told us to.
No, I didn't, JJ, ok? I said stay for dinner.
You said we needed to take a step back from this crazy life, take a break, and try to be normal.
Well well, what about your smash hit? What about normal ain't cool? Normal ain't cool normal ain't cool That's not one of ours.
You just made that up.
Ok, ok.
You got me.
But, I was trying to make a point.
You can't quit.
Hey, we already did.
And thanks to you, we've never been happier.
Can you give this plate back to your mom? The Turkey bacon's touching the eggs.
How'd it go? They don't have my back after all.
The food is touching.
Bianca says, "run," you run Bianca says, "hide," you hide Bianca says, "stop," you stop Bianca says, "go," you go Bianca says, "jump," you say, "how high?" how high? Thank you.
And big ups to M.
C.
Feldman.
Ok.
Now, I know you're all excited about Boyz 'n Motion visiting us.
But, as Bianca predicted, the Boyz are not here.
Now, I hate to mention names, but Raven Baxter That's Raven Baxter.
Has let us all down.
She's not even here to apologize.
Must be too embarrassed.
Anyways, now, if you can all just exit in an orderly fashion Get out! No, everybody! Stay where you are! I hope you brought the Boyz with you.
Well, Bianca, let's just say that in a couple of minutes, everybody's about to see a show that you will never forget.
Make some noise, people! Man, Mr.
Guillermo will give you a whole new look.
He is the hottest hairstylist in the world.
Ciao! Look at him.
There you go.
He's just a kid.
Man, a kid genius.
Boy, you better sit down.
Is this gonna take long? No, no, no.
Voila! You're done.
That's it? That's it.
Arrivederci.
It doesn't even look like I got a haircut.
I told you he was a genius, man.
Righteous.
Yeah.
Come on.
Thank you and come again.
All right.
Ms.
B.
, check out the new haircut.
Doesn't look like you got one.
That's the genius.
Right.
Ok, Boyz.
Dinner's ready.
Not now, Ms.
B.
We're full.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll holler at you when we're hungry.
I'll holler at you now.
Look at the mess in here.
Ms.
B.
, don't sweat it.
Just have the maid clean it up.
Hello? This is not a hotel.
I am the maid.
Well, you're not doing such a hot job.
Ok, that's it.
I don't care how famous you are.
All right? You wanna be like regular people? Let me tell you something.
Regular people have manners.
They clean up after themselves.
And when they make a promise to have somebody's back, they follow through for them.
Hat in my house.
We want the Boyz! We want the Boyz! We want the Boyz! People! People! Ok, well, I think we've all waited long enough.
I'd like to thank the person who got our hopes up And then crushed them, Raven Baxter.
That's Raven Baxter.
Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion I can't believe Baxter got the Boyz here.
There's the Boyz! Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart Something ain't right about those Boyz.
Hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion motion knick-knack, paddywhack Check it out.
No Boyz.
Just Baxter and her crew.
You made me faint for nothing? Calm down! Let's see you lie your way out of this one, Baxter.
Ok, you know, yes, I did impersonate the Boyz.
But I really do know them, you guys.
Yeah! Come on! In Raven's defense, the Boyz would've been here.
It's just that Raven convinced them to quit show business forever.
Thank you, Chelsea.
Ok, listen, everybody.
I'm sorry, ok? It's my fault for bragging And promising the Boyz would be here tonight before I even asked them, so I hope you'll forgive me.
We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! We hate Raven! Ok! Ok! I'll take that as a "no.
" We hate Raven! We hate Raven! At least your vision came true, right? I can see that, Chelse.
Thanks.
It really is the Boyz! They came, everybody! They came! You knew we got your back.
And I hope you didn't mind that trick we had our friend Raven and her crew play on you.
Did you hear the word "friend"? Did you hear the word "friend"? That's right! We told you! We about to set it off now, as we said in our smash hit, 'cause we are the Boyz 'n Motion! Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart hey, hey, what it's all about hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion can you feel the beat inside? Show me what you're tryin' to hide I can feel the rhythm of your heart hey, hey, what it's all about hey, hey, wanna hear you shout come on, everybody try to make some noise with the Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Boyz we are the Boyz 'n Motion we give you our devotion Every time I come in here, he's counting money.
Ok, mister.
Where did it come from this time? The Internet.
If the Boyz touched it, you can sell it.
Napkins, straws.
Maybe even a lock of hair.
Don't touch nothin'.
Corey, why didn't you tell us about this? I'm sorry.
Are you guys mad? Yeah, mad we didn't think of it first.
Hey, did you wash the Boyz' towels? Not yet.
And don't forget about the pillowcases.
Hey, you didn't take out the garbage yet, did you? Oh, snap! Cash.