Bunnicula (2016) s03e15 Episode Script
Hat-Cat
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
HAROLD: Surf's up!
Yeah!
Oh! Oh!
(GROANS)
Your turn, Bunnicula!
(GIBBERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CRASHING)
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
That was radical,
Bunnicula!
Come on, Chester,
it's your turn!
(BOTH CHANTING)
Chester! Chester! Chester!
Are you guys crazy?
Do you have any idea
how unsafe that is?
But you're a cat.
You're supposed to do all
kinds of cool stuff like that.
You know what's really cool?
Stair safety.
-What's that now?
-Now, dig my style.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot down,
right foot up.
Vision focused
on the next step.
Oh, yeah.
(GIBBERS UNIMPRESSED)
And now you know
why safety is cool.
Breaking news.
The criminal known as
the Cat Shaver
has escaped from prison.
The Cat Shaver?
Who's the Cat Shaver?
"Who's the Cat Shaver?"
you ask.
Yes, I did ask that.
The Cat Shaver was once
a top fashion designer,
but when his Fall line
caused nationwide allergies,
it was revealed
that he shaved cats
and used the hair
to make his clothes.
Here is footage
from his initial arrest.
I am an artist.
You can't stop me.
I'll escape one day.
And I'll shave
every cat in the world!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
With more,
we take you to
zesty Don Zimmer,
on location at
the County Courthouse.
Don?
We're on?
The Cat Shaver is loose,and considered very dangerous.
If you're a cat
and you're watching this,
be afraid.
Little kitty, kitty.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Oh, man!
This is bad.
This is really bad.
What am I gonna do?
What so bad about
a little hair shaving?
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS
IN AGREEMENT)
Are you kidding me?
The most important thing
to a cat is its hair.
Why do you think we spend
most of our time grooming?
And trust me, you don't
want to see what's
underneath all this hair.
(GIBBERS)
Can't look any worse
than that.
That was cool.
This just in.
And it does indeed
look worse than that.
We have footage
of the Cat Shaver's
latest victim to prove it.
We must warn our viewers,
the footage you are about
to see is shocking.
BUNNICULA: What the
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD GASP)
Is that what a shaved cat
looks like?
Oh, I can't unsee that!
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD
LAUGHING)
-(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
-(WHIMPERS)
The Cat Shaver!
(ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING)
I found
my electric toothbrush.
But now I can't
find my belt.
Oh, yeah! I left it
in the refrigerator.
(CHUCKLES)
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Hey, listen.
Do you hear that?
Boy, Chester.
This Cat Shaver thing
sure has you spooked.
(WHIMPERING)
I'm just so scared.
Poor guy.
We gotta do
something, Bunnicula.
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS)
Bunnicula has a great idea
to stop you from being
so scared, Chester.
I don't know.
It's awfully dark down here.
(WHIMPERS)
(GIBBERING)
Oh. Bunnicula says,
"Get ready to
become fearless."
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
An ugly hat?
Oh, not just any ugly hat.
(GIBBERS)
A hat that gives
whoever wears it
unflinching bravery
in the face of great danger.
This magical hat was worn
by George Washington
in the American Revolution,
and passed down
through the years
to every great person,
giving them the courage
to achieve.
You guys really think
if I put on that
silly looking hat
it's gonna make me
less afraid?
Yeah, try it on.
I'll show you
how it works.
Oh, it works, does it?
I don't know.
What do you think
Samantha?
(IMITATING GIRL'S VOICE)
Hi, little friend.
(GIGGLING)
Hi. Will you play with me?
Won't you be
my friend?
There's no problem.
See?
-Huh?
-(CHUCKLES)
It looks like it works.
This could be
a life changer.
Goodbye,
scaredy-cat Chester.
Hey, Chester, what can I
do you for?
Uh, I'll have a glass
of milk, thank you.
(GIBBERING)
Yeah, hey.
One milk coming up.
Hmm. I don't know, Chester.
This milk expired yesterday.
You know what?
I'll take it.
BOTH: Whoa!
That's really brave,
Chester.
Oh, you think?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Well, hit me.
Ah!
What! That hat's really having
an effect on you, Chester.
Hey, watch out for
that spider!
Chester, you didn't
even flinch.
I know.
I'm suddenly not afraid.
(GIBBERING)
You know,
this hat has given me
a whole new outlook on life.
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)
-Did you see that?
-Well, that's not very nice.
Mind your P's and Q's, boys.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
Uh-oh.
Hmm. Magic hat,
we got this.
I'm gonna do it again.
TV REPORTER:
We have a news alert.
The Cat Shaver has been
spotted near
the French Quarter.
The Cat Shaver?
We must warn our viewers,
this man is
extremely dangerous.
If you're a cat.
I'm gonna bring this
Cat Shaver to justice.
Where are you,
Cat Shaver?
(GRUNTS)
Ha-ha! Ooh!
I know you're close,
Cat Shaver.
(HAROLD PANTING)
CHESTER:
Where are you?
A-ha!
-(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING)
-I've got you!
Your reign of evil
is coming to an end.
(PANTING) Chester!
I have something
to tell you!
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
It'll have to wait, Harold.
I have a Cat Shaver
to catch.
Oh, man, Bunnicula,
this
Hey, where'd you go?
I still have
to get to Chester.
(GRUNTING)
-(CATS MEWLING)
-(CAT SHAVER CHUCKLES EVILLY)
I can't wait to start my
overpriced line of high
fashion evening wear.
(LAUGHS)
Not so fast, Cat Shaver.
Your reign of terror
has come to an end.
Oh, God! Oh!
I'll cover you kids.
Make a break for it.
Hey, come back here.
(KITTENS MEWLING)
Chester, I have
something to tell you!
-Chester!
-Huh?
I'm a little busy
right now, Harold.
I'm sure it can wait.
No, it can't!
It's about the hat.
(GRUNTS)
What about it?
HAROLD:
The hat has no powers.
We made it up.
(WHIMPERS)
It has no powers?
It has no power?
-(WHIMPERS) Oh, no!
-HAROLD: We made
everything up.
-Oh!
-Now, get over here, furball.
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
(GIBBERING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING)
Ah! Get back here!
(WHIMPERING)
I want to help you, Chester,
but I can't jump that far!
(LAUGHS)
No!
Chester!
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
I think I'll be making
a new pair of mittens.
Hang on, Chester,
I'm coming!
(GRUNTS)
I can do
(BOTH GROANING)
-Harold!
-Ow! Pain!
Hey, I've never shaved
a dog before.
Oh, no! Harold!
I know what I have to do.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot out,
right foot down.
Vision focused
on the next step.
-(GRUNTS)
-(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
Ah! I'll never
make it in time.
I know what I
have to do!
(YELLING)
(GROANS) Chester?
(YELLING)
Whoa!
(LAUGHS) Nothing can
save you now.
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMING)
(CAT SHAVER CACKLING)
Huh?
(GIBBERING)
Ah!
Huh?
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMING)
-POLICEMEN: Huh?
-(BUNNICULA GIBBERING)
ALL: Yay!
(SOBS)
I blame society.
(WAILING)
(GIBBERING)
Hey, look what
Bunnicula has.
Yeah, I don't need
the hat anymore.
So, Harold, if the hat
didn't have any power,
why weren't you afraid
of Samantha the doll?
Oh, I was terrified.
I'll have horrible nightmares
for at least a week, so
You're welcome.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
HAROLD: Surf's up!
Yeah!
Oh! Oh!
(GROANS)
Your turn, Bunnicula!
(GIBBERING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(CRASHING)
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
That was radical,
Bunnicula!
Come on, Chester,
it's your turn!
(BOTH CHANTING)
Chester! Chester! Chester!
Are you guys crazy?
Do you have any idea
how unsafe that is?
But you're a cat.
You're supposed to do all
kinds of cool stuff like that.
You know what's really cool?
Stair safety.
-What's that now?
-Now, dig my style.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot down,
right foot up.
Vision focused
on the next step.
Oh, yeah.
(GIBBERS UNIMPRESSED)
And now you know
why safety is cool.
Breaking news.
The criminal known as
the Cat Shaver
has escaped from prison.
The Cat Shaver?
Who's the Cat Shaver?
"Who's the Cat Shaver?"
you ask.
Yes, I did ask that.
The Cat Shaver was once
a top fashion designer,
but when his Fall line
caused nationwide allergies,
it was revealed
that he shaved cats
and used the hair
to make his clothes.
Here is footage
from his initial arrest.
I am an artist.
You can't stop me.
I'll escape one day.
And I'll shave
every cat in the world!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
With more,
we take you to
zesty Don Zimmer,
on location at
the County Courthouse.
Don?
We're on?
The Cat Shaver is loose,and considered very dangerous.
If you're a cat
and you're watching this,
be afraid.
Little kitty, kitty.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Oh, man!
This is bad.
This is really bad.
What am I gonna do?
What so bad about
a little hair shaving?
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS
IN AGREEMENT)
Are you kidding me?
The most important thing
to a cat is its hair.
Why do you think we spend
most of our time grooming?
And trust me, you don't
want to see what's
underneath all this hair.
(GIBBERS)
Can't look any worse
than that.
That was cool.
This just in.
And it does indeed
look worse than that.
We have footage
of the Cat Shaver's
latest victim to prove it.
We must warn our viewers,
the footage you are about
to see is shocking.
BUNNICULA: What the
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD GASP)
Is that what a shaved cat
looks like?
Oh, I can't unsee that!
(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD
LAUGHING)
-(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
-(WHIMPERS)
The Cat Shaver!
(ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING)
I found
my electric toothbrush.
But now I can't
find my belt.
Oh, yeah! I left it
in the refrigerator.
(CHUCKLES)
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Hey, listen.
Do you hear that?
Boy, Chester.
This Cat Shaver thing
sure has you spooked.
(WHIMPERING)
I'm just so scared.
Poor guy.
We gotta do
something, Bunnicula.
(BUNNICULA GIBBERS)
Bunnicula has a great idea
to stop you from being
so scared, Chester.
I don't know.
It's awfully dark down here.
(WHIMPERS)
(GIBBERING)
Oh. Bunnicula says,
"Get ready to
become fearless."
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)
An ugly hat?
Oh, not just any ugly hat.
(GIBBERS)
A hat that gives
whoever wears it
unflinching bravery
in the face of great danger.
This magical hat was worn
by George Washington
in the American Revolution,
and passed down
through the years
to every great person,
giving them the courage
to achieve.
You guys really think
if I put on that
silly looking hat
it's gonna make me
less afraid?
Yeah, try it on.
I'll show you
how it works.
Oh, it works, does it?
I don't know.
What do you think
Samantha?
(IMITATING GIRL'S VOICE)
Hi, little friend.
(GIGGLING)
Hi. Will you play with me?
Won't you be
my friend?
There's no problem.
See?
-Huh?
-(CHUCKLES)
It looks like it works.
This could be
a life changer.
Goodbye,
scaredy-cat Chester.
Hey, Chester, what can I
do you for?
Uh, I'll have a glass
of milk, thank you.
(GIBBERING)
Yeah, hey.
One milk coming up.
Hmm. I don't know, Chester.
This milk expired yesterday.
You know what?
I'll take it.
BOTH: Whoa!
That's really brave,
Chester.
Oh, you think?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Well, hit me.
Ah!
What! That hat's really having
an effect on you, Chester.
Hey, watch out for
that spider!
Chester, you didn't
even flinch.
I know.
I'm suddenly not afraid.
(GIBBERING)
You know,
this hat has given me
a whole new outlook on life.
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)
-Did you see that?
-Well, that's not very nice.
Mind your P's and Q's, boys.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)
Uh-oh.
Hmm. Magic hat,
we got this.
I'm gonna do it again.
TV REPORTER:
We have a news alert.
The Cat Shaver has been
spotted near
the French Quarter.
The Cat Shaver?
We must warn our viewers,
this man is
extremely dangerous.
If you're a cat.
I'm gonna bring this
Cat Shaver to justice.
Where are you,
Cat Shaver?
(GRUNTS)
Ha-ha! Ooh!
I know you're close,
Cat Shaver.
(HAROLD PANTING)
CHESTER:
Where are you?
A-ha!
-(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING)
-I've got you!
Your reign of evil
is coming to an end.
(PANTING) Chester!
I have something
to tell you!
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
It'll have to wait, Harold.
I have a Cat Shaver
to catch.
Oh, man, Bunnicula,
this
Hey, where'd you go?
I still have
to get to Chester.
(GRUNTING)
-(CATS MEWLING)
-(CAT SHAVER CHUCKLES EVILLY)
I can't wait to start my
overpriced line of high
fashion evening wear.
(LAUGHS)
Not so fast, Cat Shaver.
Your reign of terror
has come to an end.
Oh, God! Oh!
I'll cover you kids.
Make a break for it.
Hey, come back here.
(KITTENS MEWLING)
Chester, I have
something to tell you!
-Chester!
-Huh?
I'm a little busy
right now, Harold.
I'm sure it can wait.
No, it can't!
It's about the hat.
(GRUNTS)
What about it?
HAROLD:
The hat has no powers.
We made it up.
(WHIMPERS)
It has no powers?
It has no power?
-(WHIMPERS) Oh, no!
-HAROLD: We made
everything up.
-Oh!
-Now, get over here, furball.
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
(GIBBERING)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
(ELECTRIC RAZOR BUZZING)
Ah! Get back here!
(WHIMPERING)
I want to help you, Chester,
but I can't jump that far!
(LAUGHS)
No!
Chester!
(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS EVILLY)
I think I'll be making
a new pair of mittens.
Hang on, Chester,
I'm coming!
(GRUNTS)
I can do
(BOTH GROANING)
-Harold!
-Ow! Pain!
Hey, I've never shaved
a dog before.
Oh, no! Harold!
I know what I have to do.
Two hands on the rail.
Left foot out,
right foot down.
Vision focused
on the next step.
-(GRUNTS)
-(CAT SHAVER LAUGHS)
Ah! I'll never
make it in time.
I know what I
have to do!
(YELLING)
(GROANS) Chester?
(YELLING)
Whoa!
(LAUGHS) Nothing can
save you now.
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMING)
(CAT SHAVER CACKLING)
Huh?
(GIBBERING)
Ah!
Huh?
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMING)
-POLICEMEN: Huh?
-(BUNNICULA GIBBERING)
ALL: Yay!
(SOBS)
I blame society.
(WAILING)
(GIBBERING)
Hey, look what
Bunnicula has.
Yeah, I don't need
the hat anymore.
So, Harold, if the hat
didn't have any power,
why weren't you afraid
of Samantha the doll?
Oh, I was terrified.
I'll have horrible nightmares
for at least a week, so
You're welcome.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)