Regular Show (2010) s03e15 Episode Script
Skips vs. Technology
Come on! You know that's not the way you're supposed to do it! Well, this way is totally faster.
Yeah, cuts the time in half.
Well you're actually cutting it in half, you idiots! Oh and great, you managed to break the saw in the process! Now we're gonna have to buy a new one! What are you guys doing?! Soda?! You can't use soda! Yeah, but the hose! Oh what, it's too hard to get the hose off the shed?! Unbelievable! Well, at least it's diet.
Nobody drinks that.
I drink diet! Not only did you guys ruin the hose Okay men, this is the hour of our prominence.
On my signal, charge! You've GOT to be kidding me! Give me that! What is this, SANDPAPER?! You're scratching up the whole thing! Benson, could you come see me for a moment please? Somebody's busted! Oh, grow up! B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-busted! What is it Pops? I'm in the middle of something.
Have a seat.
Do you know why I called you in here? Did you lose the colonel again? Try under your hat.
It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby.
What else is new? Don't worry, Pops.
I'll take care of it.
Then we understand each other? Absolutely.
I've already warned them one more screw up and they're both fired.
But Benson, I was referring to you.
What? I'd like you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
You're kidding.
Quite the opposite.
It's too negative and bad for morale.
What morale? Those slackers never do anything unless you yell at them.
There's never a reason to yell at anyone.
They give me a million reasons everyday.
You just want me to be nice to them? You don't have to be nice- just don't yell.
Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern, but I know how to do my job.
Benson, I think it's clear that my father puts me in charge of running the park when he's not around, right? Yes, but-- And that means you must do what I say? Technically, but I-- And I am ordering you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
- Pops-- - Understood? Understood.
So what did Pops want? Noth-- You guys are STILL NOT-- --guys are still not done?! What? You told us to take it nice and easy.
Yeah, I get it now.
It takes time to do things right.
You rush, you make mistakes.
That's not the point I was trying to make.
And then we started thinking- why clean something anyways? Dirt is a natural thing.
It's like part of life you know? Yeah and like, what is a hose? Hose Hose Hose? Hose Yeah, exactly.
But when you turn it on - Sorry.
- GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! Benson, what did we just discuss? Yeah, but come on Pops.
They were totally-- Benson, I'm serious about this issue.
Now if you yell at them again, I'm going to have to write you up.
Okay, okay.
I'll try to get it under control.
Recite a personal mantra.
Omm? What does that even mean? Next.
Hello friend! I'm Fitch Munderson.
And this is Kimmy.
Okay, where's this going? We have a sure-fire way to help you control your anger, - for only sixty dollars.
- Nope.
Ugh, come on! Close! I guess it works.
Hey, Benson.
Have you seen the keys to the cart? We can't find them anywhere.
Never mind.
I think I know where they are.
Benson! I've warned you.
Pops, you're writing me up? You know what happens next, don't you? Of course, verbal warning, write up, fired.
But you wouldn't fire me, Pops.
I'll do what I must.
What?! Pops, you can't take this job away from me! It's all I have! I'm sorry, Benson.
If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again, I'll be forced to fire you.
Jeez Benson, try counting to ten.
Better make it a hundred.
One, two seven, eight, nine 75, 76, 77 Hey Benson! What's up? We're finally painting the shed.
- Dude, what's he doing? - I dunno But what do you think he'll do when he get to a hundred? 88, 89, 90, 91 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 The key to managing your anger is control.
For example, one should never yell, even if it's to pass the salt.
Pass the salt, please.
Quiet! Benson has something he wants to say.
Um, pass-- Look here, son! You're never gonna get anything in this life if you don't yell for it! Pass.
Pass the salt! Atta boy! Benson! You're fired! NO! Keep it together, Benson.
You still got a whole day of work left.
Hey buddy, are you ok? I'm fine! Fine! Almost the record, almost the record! Not quite the record.
Benson, uh look, we're sorry man-- No Aw man, here it comes.
I'm not gonna yell.
Sweet! I'm not gonna yell.
Benson, are you o-- What the? - What happened?! - I don't know! Benson saw us crash the cart, and instead of laying into us, he said he wasn't gonna yell! And then he turned into THAT! He's holding all of his anger in.
- Why would he do that? - Because of me! What?! I told him that if he didn't stop yelling at you two, I would fire him.
Pops.
you can't do that.
But I am technically his boss.
Pops, you can't make him bottle up his anger like that.
You gotta get him to yell at you guys.
Not a problem.
Hey, Benson! You're a sorry excuse for a manager! Yeah, you nasal-voiced, loser-loner! Go back to nice school and learn how to have a personality! And guess what! We're the ones that keep sending pizzas to your apartment! And we're the ones who switched the detregent with coffee.
Dude! It's just making it worse! Pops, you have to tell Benson it's okay to yell at us! I can't! There's never a reason to yell at people! Pops! Look around! The park is disintegrating, and Benson's gonna explode! Pops! Do something! Benson, I need you to yell at Mordecai and Rigby! But if I yell, you'll fire me.
Forget what I said, Benson! If you don't yell at Mordecai and Rigby right now, you're fired! YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS, CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN YOUR WORK AND A JOB WELL DONE!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!! Benson! Benson, are you alright? Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry things got so out of control, Pops.
It was my mistake.
From now on, I'll leave park managing to the park manager.
Though, I do wish you wouldn't yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much.
Let me give it a shot.
Hey, Mordecai and Rigby.
Clean this mess up, or you're fired.
What? - What are they laughing at? - What?! What?!
Yeah, cuts the time in half.
Well you're actually cutting it in half, you idiots! Oh and great, you managed to break the saw in the process! Now we're gonna have to buy a new one! What are you guys doing?! Soda?! You can't use soda! Yeah, but the hose! Oh what, it's too hard to get the hose off the shed?! Unbelievable! Well, at least it's diet.
Nobody drinks that.
I drink diet! Not only did you guys ruin the hose Okay men, this is the hour of our prominence.
On my signal, charge! You've GOT to be kidding me! Give me that! What is this, SANDPAPER?! You're scratching up the whole thing! Benson, could you come see me for a moment please? Somebody's busted! Oh, grow up! B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-busted! What is it Pops? I'm in the middle of something.
Have a seat.
Do you know why I called you in here? Did you lose the colonel again? Try under your hat.
It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby.
What else is new? Don't worry, Pops.
I'll take care of it.
Then we understand each other? Absolutely.
I've already warned them one more screw up and they're both fired.
But Benson, I was referring to you.
What? I'd like you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
You're kidding.
Quite the opposite.
It's too negative and bad for morale.
What morale? Those slackers never do anything unless you yell at them.
There's never a reason to yell at anyone.
They give me a million reasons everyday.
You just want me to be nice to them? You don't have to be nice- just don't yell.
Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern, but I know how to do my job.
Benson, I think it's clear that my father puts me in charge of running the park when he's not around, right? Yes, but-- And that means you must do what I say? Technically, but I-- And I am ordering you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
- Pops-- - Understood? Understood.
So what did Pops want? Noth-- You guys are STILL NOT-- --guys are still not done?! What? You told us to take it nice and easy.
Yeah, I get it now.
It takes time to do things right.
You rush, you make mistakes.
That's not the point I was trying to make.
And then we started thinking- why clean something anyways? Dirt is a natural thing.
It's like part of life you know? Yeah and like, what is a hose? Hose Hose Hose? Hose Yeah, exactly.
But when you turn it on - Sorry.
- GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! Benson, what did we just discuss? Yeah, but come on Pops.
They were totally-- Benson, I'm serious about this issue.
Now if you yell at them again, I'm going to have to write you up.
Okay, okay.
I'll try to get it under control.
Recite a personal mantra.
Omm? What does that even mean? Next.
Hello friend! I'm Fitch Munderson.
And this is Kimmy.
Okay, where's this going? We have a sure-fire way to help you control your anger, - for only sixty dollars.
- Nope.
Ugh, come on! Close! I guess it works.
Hey, Benson.
Have you seen the keys to the cart? We can't find them anywhere.
Never mind.
I think I know where they are.
Benson! I've warned you.
Pops, you're writing me up? You know what happens next, don't you? Of course, verbal warning, write up, fired.
But you wouldn't fire me, Pops.
I'll do what I must.
What?! Pops, you can't take this job away from me! It's all I have! I'm sorry, Benson.
If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again, I'll be forced to fire you.
Jeez Benson, try counting to ten.
Better make it a hundred.
One, two seven, eight, nine 75, 76, 77 Hey Benson! What's up? We're finally painting the shed.
- Dude, what's he doing? - I dunno But what do you think he'll do when he get to a hundred? 88, 89, 90, 91 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 The key to managing your anger is control.
For example, one should never yell, even if it's to pass the salt.
Pass the salt, please.
Quiet! Benson has something he wants to say.
Um, pass-- Look here, son! You're never gonna get anything in this life if you don't yell for it! Pass.
Pass the salt! Atta boy! Benson! You're fired! NO! Keep it together, Benson.
You still got a whole day of work left.
Hey buddy, are you ok? I'm fine! Fine! Almost the record, almost the record! Not quite the record.
Benson, uh look, we're sorry man-- No Aw man, here it comes.
I'm not gonna yell.
Sweet! I'm not gonna yell.
Benson, are you o-- What the? - What happened?! - I don't know! Benson saw us crash the cart, and instead of laying into us, he said he wasn't gonna yell! And then he turned into THAT! He's holding all of his anger in.
- Why would he do that? - Because of me! What?! I told him that if he didn't stop yelling at you two, I would fire him.
Pops.
you can't do that.
But I am technically his boss.
Pops, you can't make him bottle up his anger like that.
You gotta get him to yell at you guys.
Not a problem.
Hey, Benson! You're a sorry excuse for a manager! Yeah, you nasal-voiced, loser-loner! Go back to nice school and learn how to have a personality! And guess what! We're the ones that keep sending pizzas to your apartment! And we're the ones who switched the detregent with coffee.
Dude! It's just making it worse! Pops, you have to tell Benson it's okay to yell at us! I can't! There's never a reason to yell at people! Pops! Look around! The park is disintegrating, and Benson's gonna explode! Pops! Do something! Benson, I need you to yell at Mordecai and Rigby! But if I yell, you'll fire me.
Forget what I said, Benson! If you don't yell at Mordecai and Rigby right now, you're fired! YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS, CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN YOUR WORK AND A JOB WELL DONE!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!! Benson! Benson, are you alright? Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry things got so out of control, Pops.
It was my mistake.
From now on, I'll leave park managing to the park manager.
Though, I do wish you wouldn't yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much.
Let me give it a shot.
Hey, Mordecai and Rigby.
Clean this mess up, or you're fired.
What? - What are they laughing at? - What?! What?!