The Suite Life of Zack & Cody s03e15 Episode Script
A Tale of Two Houses
Cody? What are you doin' in the gym? If you're lookin' for the library, it's down the hallway, and take a left at the nerd.
No.
I'm here for tryouts.
I'm sure some team will appreciate my plucky stick-to-itiveness.
Try football.
You could play left "plucky.
" Ha ha! You think you're so great just because you were the star of the middle school basketball team.
[Sighs.]
Not true.
All-star.
"All.
" Say it with me, Cody.
"All-star.
" Ne-ver.
And you better watch the attitude.
I hear the coach is really tough.
Oh, please.
How tough could he be? Somethin' you wanna say to me? Uh, no coach Mountain.
It's coach little.
[Giddy laugh.]
Little.
[Clears throat.]
You know, it's, uh, just that your name is "little," and you're so Not.
[Scoffs.]
Like I never heard that before.
All right, let's start with the basics.
Are there any of you men-- and I use the term loosely-- think they can make a couple of free throws? Ooh.
Right here, my man.
My what? My coach, sir.
Your highness.
Uh, I'm pretty good at free throws.
All right.
Get on the line.
All right.
Should I, uh, do this with my eyes open or closed? You're pretty cocky.
Well, it's not cocky if you're good.
All right.
Well, let's see how you shoot under a little pressure.
Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! Bri-brick! That was weird.
That, uh-- that brick made a swishin' sound.
My hand made a cracking sound.
Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have a suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got a suite life Zack: How'd tryouts go? Any team appreciate your pluckiness? No.
Apparently they were looking for athletic ability.
The gym's never been a happy place for me.
Well, look over there, and I think you'll change your mind.
Ready? Ok.
All: watch this come on, come on, let's go let's win this game tonight we are chipmunks let's win, all right, yeah I love the gym.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
I'm Dana wohl, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, and proud owner of a new convertible.
It's blue.
[Applause.]
Now, uh, let's see who's got the stuff.
Ooh.
I love stuff.
Ok, twins.
Twins.
Let's do this.
5, 6 Jam and biscuits, scones and tea we will beat you "a" to "z" go, team really go See, y-you'd never see Barbara trying out for cheerleading.
She's way too intellectual for that.
Look, Cody! My pompoms match my glitter! Barbara, what are you doin' here? Oh, well, I'm in high school now, and I wanna show people that there's more to me than just math and science.
Barbara, you don't wanna go out there flouncin' around, wearin' some short, tight little skirt.
Go and get 'em, honey, and don't take no for an answer.
Barbara: Hi.
My routine is based on a poem by the great William Butler yeats.
Yikes.
I will arise and go now [Mouthing words.]
And go to innisfree.
Ok.
Can't see.
Next! That was great, honey.
Heh.
No one got hurt.
We should go.
[Girl giggles.]
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Leslie.
Heh.
I'm a transfer.
I was a cheerleader at our lady of perpetual sorrow.
Oh.
Now I see why she was so sad.
I was the one that convinced them to get the shorter skirts.
Heh.
Ankles.
Right.
Ok.
Give me a "c" give me an "h" Give me a, "why?" Huh? Next! Oh.
Ok.
Hi.
I'm trying out for cheerleading because my parents say this'll be a great way for me to overcome my shyness and learn to trust others.
Ohh.
That's so sweet.
Next! Bonjour, everyone.
London is here.
Prepare to be dazzled.
Ok.
Let's see what you can do.
That's it? You need to move.
But I love where I live.
Next! Oh, hey.
How were the tryouts? Terrible.
I didn't make the cheerleading squad, and I did this.
I didn't make the squad either.
Well, give me a "duh.
" This is the worst day ever.
That head cheerleader Dana is a total snob.
Ooh, I hate her.
I caught her flirting with my boyfriend, and if she keeps it up, she's gonna be eatin' one of her own pompoms.
Girls, don't be too upset about not making the cheerleading squad.
They're just a bunch of elitist, stuck-up airheads.
You forgot man stealers.
Somebody didn't make their cheerleading squad in high school.
I didn't wanna be a cheerleader anyway.
Lousy elitist, stuck-up airheads.
You forgot man stealers.
Well, no one is gonna stop me from cheering.
You know, when daddy can't buy a company, he starts a rival company which puts the first company out of business.
So you're gonna liquidate the cheerleaders? You know, that's not a bad idea.
We could start our own squad.
[Gasps.]
Cody, why don't you be a cheerleader with us? Because I have hair on my chest.
Or I will one day.
You know, Cody, not all cheerleaders are girls.
Some of them are handsome young men who have gone on to highly successful careers in the hospitality industry.
Let me guess.
You were on your high school cheerleading squad.
[Mutters.]
On my high school-- captain! And might I add, cheerleading has made me the man I am today.
Short and fussy? Well-dressed and your boss.
[Mouths words.]
And I would not dissuade this young gentleman from pursuing this all-American activity.
I don't know, Mr.
moseby.
Cheerleading? Mm, you're right.
Girls in skirts and lots of physical contact.
Eww.
Sounds terrible.
Ah, I see.
Mmm.
Ladies, allow me to be the base of your pyramid.
Fine.
If the three of you wanna enslave yourselves to the evil cult of cheer, go right ahead.
Whoa.
Someone give me a "b," give me a "I," give me a t-e-r.
What does that spell? "Biter.
" I meant to spell "bitter.
" You know, that's pretty close for London.
Yeah, yeah.
Good block.
Good block.
Uh You know, I thought we were still just warmin' up, but, you know, good block.
You know, Zack, I'm really glad you're on this team.
Ah, thanks, Rick.
That way, I'm not the worst one.
Welcome, rebel cheerleaders.
Ahh! Oh, I love that.
At perpetual sorrow, we weren't allowed to raise our arms above our waist.
I feel like such a bad girl.
Quick! Let's form a pyramid.
Uh, I guess I'm on top.
Ok, now I'm gonna put-- now straighten your back.
Ok, forget the pyramid.
Maybe we should try a pentahedron.
It's a more stable structure.
Ha ha! What do you guys think you're doing? Cheering! No, seriously.
There you are, miss highty-tighty.
Vance broke up with me last night.
I hope you enjoy kissin' him with 2 fat lips.
Uh, well, it's not my fault vance wants to date a cheerleader.
Oh, big deal.
Anybody can do this.
Or this.
Or this.
[Applause.]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Only if you're thinking how cute I look in this outfit.
Actually, I believe Barbara was thinking that nia would make a great addition to our squad.
Ah ha ha ha! Yeah.
She'd be perfect.
A loser on the loser squad.
Oh.
You like spirit? You're 'bout to become one.
No, not the nose.
It was a birthday present.
So if you're not afraid of a little competition, why don't we have a cheer-off? Fine.
Friday.
At halftime of the first basketball game, we'll both do a cheer.
And may the best squad win.
Proper grammar is "the better squad.
" And you're on! Girl.
[Laughter.]
[Blows whistle.]
All right, bring it in.
All right, this is the lineup for the first game.
Dudley, Monroe Yes.
Jordan, Blake, and crowley.
All right, hit the showers.
So, coach little, what am I, sixth man? No.
Seventh? No.
Eighth? Oh, no.
Feel free to stop me at any time.
I will when you get there, ok? Hey, honey.
How was practice? Were they impressed by air Zack? Air Zack was grounded.
Oh.
Sweetie, I'm sorry.
Maybe tomorrow'll be better.
Oh, yeah.
Tomorrow will definitely be better, because I'm going to quit.
Oh, look, Zack, I know you're used to being the star in basketball and that this is tough, but I hate to see you quit the first time things get difficult.
[Sighs.]
Well, what else can I do? Well, let's see.
You could wow them with your plucky stick-to-itiveness.
Why don't you and Cody just embroider that on a pillow? All right, my point is that hard work pays off eventually.
But the decision is yours.
You can try, or you can quit.
You're right.
I quit.
Changed my mind.
The choice is not yours.
Then why'd you say it was? Because I was hoping you'd make the right choice.
[Sighs.]
You'll thank me later.
Well, how much later? London: Ooh! There's Steve.
On my cue.
Go! Steve, Steve, he's our man if he can't carry that luggage, no one can We are good.
Yes.
[Mimicking london.]
No, we're not.
What is going on here? We're practicing for our cheer-off against the real cheerleaders.
Sorry, Uncle Marion.
We need all the practice we can get.
Ah, what you need is someone schooled in the art of crowd mood enhancement.
Huh? Huh? Cheerleading.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Look, if we are going to win that cheer-off, we need to play to our strengths.
Ok? Now, what special talent can you bring to the squad? I'm rich! Hmm.
Good.
You can buy the uniforms.
Now, what are the rest of you good at? Chemistry.
A.
P.
Chemistry.
Organic chemistry.
Hiding.
Who said that? I did.
I once went 4 weeks without anyone finding me.
I got a feelin' nobody was lookin' for her.
[Crowd cheering.]
Whoo! Oh! Oh! Let's do the wave! Let's do the wave! Ready? [Cheering.]
They are so going to embarrass themselves at the cheer-off.
Why aren't you playing, Zack? Well, you know being British and all, you probably don't know much about basketball, but, um, they usually save the best players for last.
Whoa.
Then you must be the best.
Oh, I'm so good, I might not even get in.
Ooh.
Ooh.
[Blows whistle.]
Hey, Zack, get over here.
Later, Rick.
It's Zack time.
Oh, you won't regret this, coach.
I'm ready and warmed up.
Good, 'cause I'm countin' on you.
Run and get me a frosty grape soda.
Sugar-free.
[Blows whistle.]
Ooh.
Ohh.
Yes! Another one down.
I am that much closer to gettin' in the game.
Martin, let's go.
Oh, see, honey, I told you if you stuck with it, it'd pay off.
A mother knows.
Not you.
Martin Beckman.
Come on.
Hurry up.
Ahh, what does a mother know? [Whistle blows.]
[Horn blows.]
Let's go.
Aw, great, mom.
It's halftime, and I haven't played yet.
Am I allowed to quit now? No.
You made a commitment to your teammates.
Plus I put money in the meter for 2 hours.
P.
A.
: And now the halftime cheever cheerleader cheer-off.
Ok, girls.
Let's work it.
Come on.
Oh, watch and weep, losers.
Oh, we'll see who be weepin' when you watch us, because we'll be the ones watching.
You'll be the weepy ones.
That didn't even make any sense.
Oh, we'll see who'll be making sense when we're doing your nonsense and we're the sensible ones and you're not-- uhh! Stop.
Please.
Ready? Ok.
Watch this let's go, chipmunks here we go, all right now, chipmunks scurry, chipmunks climb we will beat you every time chipmunks chatter, chipmunks squeak our team makes your team look weak [Rock 'n' roll playing.]
[Applause.]
Oh.
Where's your loser squad? Did they run back home to losertown? Oh ho ho.
Well, we'll see who the losers are when you lose and we win, making us the winners of winnertown and you're the losers of losertown.
Huh? You loser.
[Chuckles.]
I've been spending too much time with London.
[Whistles blowing.]
[Playing drum.]
[Cheering.]
Whoo! [Whistle blows.]
"E" equals m-c squared when your squad cheered, no one cared elements, compound, acid, base when the geek squad cheer, we're in your face yes break it down [Blows whistle.]
[Dance music playing.]
Let's go, chipmunks ahh, watch this let's go let's fight support the arts hey go and fight, let's win chipmunks don't take no--unh--jive chipmunks we are alive chipmunks don't take no--unh--jive chipmunks, what we are alive [Applause and cheering.]
Well, according to the moseby meter, you are now the mayor of losertown.
Coach little: Good job, Martin.
Good job.
Zack.
Wha? Another grape soda? No.
You're in the game.
Really.
That's great.
I won't let you down, coach.
Good.
You ready? Oh, yeah.
You gonna guard number 53.
You mean the-- the really, really big kid? Uh, you know, I-I'd just rather get you a frosty grape soda.
No.
No, he is not that big.
Well, yeah, maybe not to you.
You got your own zip code.
I believe in you.
You can do this.
Enh.
Look, if I didn't think you were good, you would have never made this team.
Now get out there and show me what you got.
Good luck, sweetie.
I told you you'd get your chance.
Now, win fast, 'cause mommy's got no more change for the meters.
[Music like mission: Impossible theme playing.]
[Whack.]
Ohh! What happened? Coach little: Timeout! [Blows whistle.]
You did it, Zack.
You drew the foul.
You ok? Can I have some bacon with my waffles? Come over here.
Let's sit down, ok? All right.
No, no, no.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Excuse me.
My sister and I were talking, and we both had the same thought.
There's a shock.
We thought it would be jolly fun, if we all gave Zack a mighty huzzah.
A wha? They want us all to cheer for Zack.
Well, why don't they just speak English? E-excuse me.
Excuse me.
This area is for real cheerleaders only.
We're all part of the same school, so why can't we cheer together? It shouldn't matter what size or shape you are o-or if you tend to put a bag over your head.
The point is we're all proud to be chipmunks.
Carey: Yeah.
[Chanting.]
Let them cheer! Let us cheer! Let them cheer! Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
All right, all right, all right.
I will cheer with you.
Come on, everyone.
Let's cheer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Cheering.]
Watch this.
Let's go, chipmunks, let's go cha cha cha let's win, chipmunks, let's win cha cha cha let's win, chipmunks, let's win cha cha cha let's go, let's fight let's win, all right [Cheering.]
Come on, Zack.
All we need is just one.
[Thinking.]
Hey, wait, coach.
I see 2 baskets.
Well, I guess I'll just aim for the one in the middle.
Oh.
Whoa.
[Whistle blows.]
That was very close, sweetie.
Whoo! Focus.
You can do this with your eyes closed.
You're right.
Thanks, coach.
Coach little: No, no, no, no, no! [Horn sounds.]
Whoo! I knew you could do it, Zack.
A good coach knows his players' strengths and weaknesses, and free throws are your strengths.
Aw, thanks, coach, but what are my weaknesses? Uh, just about everything else.
We're just lucky you got a great coach.
Ready? Ok.
Climb up the palm tree slide down the cactus we play your team just for practice 'cause we got the team, and we got the spirit all we want is for you to hear it sooooo let's go, let's fight we'll show them our might we'll rock it to 'em, sock it to 'em fight, fight, fight we'll rack 'em up, stack 'em up bring up the score do it again, do it again 'cause we want more Whoo! Uhh! [Panting.]
What are you doing? Go team.
Heh heh.
Aah!
No.
I'm here for tryouts.
I'm sure some team will appreciate my plucky stick-to-itiveness.
Try football.
You could play left "plucky.
" Ha ha! You think you're so great just because you were the star of the middle school basketball team.
[Sighs.]
Not true.
All-star.
"All.
" Say it with me, Cody.
"All-star.
" Ne-ver.
And you better watch the attitude.
I hear the coach is really tough.
Oh, please.
How tough could he be? Somethin' you wanna say to me? Uh, no coach Mountain.
It's coach little.
[Giddy laugh.]
Little.
[Clears throat.]
You know, it's, uh, just that your name is "little," and you're so Not.
[Scoffs.]
Like I never heard that before.
All right, let's start with the basics.
Are there any of you men-- and I use the term loosely-- think they can make a couple of free throws? Ooh.
Right here, my man.
My what? My coach, sir.
Your highness.
Uh, I'm pretty good at free throws.
All right.
Get on the line.
All right.
Should I, uh, do this with my eyes open or closed? You're pretty cocky.
Well, it's not cocky if you're good.
All right.
Well, let's see how you shoot under a little pressure.
Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! Bri-brick! That was weird.
That, uh-- that brick made a swishin' sound.
My hand made a cracking sound.
Here I am in your life here you are in mine yes, we have a suite life most of the time you and me, we got the world to see so come on down just me and you know what to do so come on down it's you and me and me and you we got the whole place to ourselves you and me, we got it all for free so come on down this is the suite life we've got a suite life Zack: How'd tryouts go? Any team appreciate your pluckiness? No.
Apparently they were looking for athletic ability.
The gym's never been a happy place for me.
Well, look over there, and I think you'll change your mind.
Ready? Ok.
All: watch this come on, come on, let's go let's win this game tonight we are chipmunks let's win, all right, yeah I love the gym.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
I'm Dana wohl, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, and proud owner of a new convertible.
It's blue.
[Applause.]
Now, uh, let's see who's got the stuff.
Ooh.
I love stuff.
Ok, twins.
Twins.
Let's do this.
5, 6 Jam and biscuits, scones and tea we will beat you "a" to "z" go, team really go See, y-you'd never see Barbara trying out for cheerleading.
She's way too intellectual for that.
Look, Cody! My pompoms match my glitter! Barbara, what are you doin' here? Oh, well, I'm in high school now, and I wanna show people that there's more to me than just math and science.
Barbara, you don't wanna go out there flouncin' around, wearin' some short, tight little skirt.
Go and get 'em, honey, and don't take no for an answer.
Barbara: Hi.
My routine is based on a poem by the great William Butler yeats.
Yikes.
I will arise and go now [Mouthing words.]
And go to innisfree.
Ok.
Can't see.
Next! That was great, honey.
Heh.
No one got hurt.
We should go.
[Girl giggles.]
Hi.
Hi.
I'm Leslie.
Heh.
I'm a transfer.
I was a cheerleader at our lady of perpetual sorrow.
Oh.
Now I see why she was so sad.
I was the one that convinced them to get the shorter skirts.
Heh.
Ankles.
Right.
Ok.
Give me a "c" give me an "h" Give me a, "why?" Huh? Next! Oh.
Ok.
Hi.
I'm trying out for cheerleading because my parents say this'll be a great way for me to overcome my shyness and learn to trust others.
Ohh.
That's so sweet.
Next! Bonjour, everyone.
London is here.
Prepare to be dazzled.
Ok.
Let's see what you can do.
That's it? You need to move.
But I love where I live.
Next! Oh, hey.
How were the tryouts? Terrible.
I didn't make the cheerleading squad, and I did this.
I didn't make the squad either.
Well, give me a "duh.
" This is the worst day ever.
That head cheerleader Dana is a total snob.
Ooh, I hate her.
I caught her flirting with my boyfriend, and if she keeps it up, she's gonna be eatin' one of her own pompoms.
Girls, don't be too upset about not making the cheerleading squad.
They're just a bunch of elitist, stuck-up airheads.
You forgot man stealers.
Somebody didn't make their cheerleading squad in high school.
I didn't wanna be a cheerleader anyway.
Lousy elitist, stuck-up airheads.
You forgot man stealers.
Well, no one is gonna stop me from cheering.
You know, when daddy can't buy a company, he starts a rival company which puts the first company out of business.
So you're gonna liquidate the cheerleaders? You know, that's not a bad idea.
We could start our own squad.
[Gasps.]
Cody, why don't you be a cheerleader with us? Because I have hair on my chest.
Or I will one day.
You know, Cody, not all cheerleaders are girls.
Some of them are handsome young men who have gone on to highly successful careers in the hospitality industry.
Let me guess.
You were on your high school cheerleading squad.
[Mutters.]
On my high school-- captain! And might I add, cheerleading has made me the man I am today.
Short and fussy? Well-dressed and your boss.
[Mouths words.]
And I would not dissuade this young gentleman from pursuing this all-American activity.
I don't know, Mr.
moseby.
Cheerleading? Mm, you're right.
Girls in skirts and lots of physical contact.
Eww.
Sounds terrible.
Ah, I see.
Mmm.
Ladies, allow me to be the base of your pyramid.
Fine.
If the three of you wanna enslave yourselves to the evil cult of cheer, go right ahead.
Whoa.
Someone give me a "b," give me a "I," give me a t-e-r.
What does that spell? "Biter.
" I meant to spell "bitter.
" You know, that's pretty close for London.
Yeah, yeah.
Good block.
Good block.
Uh You know, I thought we were still just warmin' up, but, you know, good block.
You know, Zack, I'm really glad you're on this team.
Ah, thanks, Rick.
That way, I'm not the worst one.
Welcome, rebel cheerleaders.
Ahh! Oh, I love that.
At perpetual sorrow, we weren't allowed to raise our arms above our waist.
I feel like such a bad girl.
Quick! Let's form a pyramid.
Uh, I guess I'm on top.
Ok, now I'm gonna put-- now straighten your back.
Ok, forget the pyramid.
Maybe we should try a pentahedron.
It's a more stable structure.
Ha ha! What do you guys think you're doing? Cheering! No, seriously.
There you are, miss highty-tighty.
Vance broke up with me last night.
I hope you enjoy kissin' him with 2 fat lips.
Uh, well, it's not my fault vance wants to date a cheerleader.
Oh, big deal.
Anybody can do this.
Or this.
Or this.
[Applause.]
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Only if you're thinking how cute I look in this outfit.
Actually, I believe Barbara was thinking that nia would make a great addition to our squad.
Ah ha ha ha! Yeah.
She'd be perfect.
A loser on the loser squad.
Oh.
You like spirit? You're 'bout to become one.
No, not the nose.
It was a birthday present.
So if you're not afraid of a little competition, why don't we have a cheer-off? Fine.
Friday.
At halftime of the first basketball game, we'll both do a cheer.
And may the best squad win.
Proper grammar is "the better squad.
" And you're on! Girl.
[Laughter.]
[Blows whistle.]
All right, bring it in.
All right, this is the lineup for the first game.
Dudley, Monroe Yes.
Jordan, Blake, and crowley.
All right, hit the showers.
So, coach little, what am I, sixth man? No.
Seventh? No.
Eighth? Oh, no.
Feel free to stop me at any time.
I will when you get there, ok? Hey, honey.
How was practice? Were they impressed by air Zack? Air Zack was grounded.
Oh.
Sweetie, I'm sorry.
Maybe tomorrow'll be better.
Oh, yeah.
Tomorrow will definitely be better, because I'm going to quit.
Oh, look, Zack, I know you're used to being the star in basketball and that this is tough, but I hate to see you quit the first time things get difficult.
[Sighs.]
Well, what else can I do? Well, let's see.
You could wow them with your plucky stick-to-itiveness.
Why don't you and Cody just embroider that on a pillow? All right, my point is that hard work pays off eventually.
But the decision is yours.
You can try, or you can quit.
You're right.
I quit.
Changed my mind.
The choice is not yours.
Then why'd you say it was? Because I was hoping you'd make the right choice.
[Sighs.]
You'll thank me later.
Well, how much later? London: Ooh! There's Steve.
On my cue.
Go! Steve, Steve, he's our man if he can't carry that luggage, no one can We are good.
Yes.
[Mimicking london.]
No, we're not.
What is going on here? We're practicing for our cheer-off against the real cheerleaders.
Sorry, Uncle Marion.
We need all the practice we can get.
Ah, what you need is someone schooled in the art of crowd mood enhancement.
Huh? Huh? Cheerleading.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Look, if we are going to win that cheer-off, we need to play to our strengths.
Ok? Now, what special talent can you bring to the squad? I'm rich! Hmm.
Good.
You can buy the uniforms.
Now, what are the rest of you good at? Chemistry.
A.
P.
Chemistry.
Organic chemistry.
Hiding.
Who said that? I did.
I once went 4 weeks without anyone finding me.
I got a feelin' nobody was lookin' for her.
[Crowd cheering.]
Whoo! Oh! Oh! Let's do the wave! Let's do the wave! Ready? [Cheering.]
They are so going to embarrass themselves at the cheer-off.
Why aren't you playing, Zack? Well, you know being British and all, you probably don't know much about basketball, but, um, they usually save the best players for last.
Whoa.
Then you must be the best.
Oh, I'm so good, I might not even get in.
Ooh.
Ooh.
[Blows whistle.]
Hey, Zack, get over here.
Later, Rick.
It's Zack time.
Oh, you won't regret this, coach.
I'm ready and warmed up.
Good, 'cause I'm countin' on you.
Run and get me a frosty grape soda.
Sugar-free.
[Blows whistle.]
Ooh.
Ohh.
Yes! Another one down.
I am that much closer to gettin' in the game.
Martin, let's go.
Oh, see, honey, I told you if you stuck with it, it'd pay off.
A mother knows.
Not you.
Martin Beckman.
Come on.
Hurry up.
Ahh, what does a mother know? [Whistle blows.]
[Horn blows.]
Let's go.
Aw, great, mom.
It's halftime, and I haven't played yet.
Am I allowed to quit now? No.
You made a commitment to your teammates.
Plus I put money in the meter for 2 hours.
P.
A.
: And now the halftime cheever cheerleader cheer-off.
Ok, girls.
Let's work it.
Come on.
Oh, watch and weep, losers.
Oh, we'll see who be weepin' when you watch us, because we'll be the ones watching.
You'll be the weepy ones.
That didn't even make any sense.
Oh, we'll see who'll be making sense when we're doing your nonsense and we're the sensible ones and you're not-- uhh! Stop.
Please.
Ready? Ok.
Watch this let's go, chipmunks here we go, all right now, chipmunks scurry, chipmunks climb we will beat you every time chipmunks chatter, chipmunks squeak our team makes your team look weak [Rock 'n' roll playing.]
[Applause.]
Oh.
Where's your loser squad? Did they run back home to losertown? Oh ho ho.
Well, we'll see who the losers are when you lose and we win, making us the winners of winnertown and you're the losers of losertown.
Huh? You loser.
[Chuckles.]
I've been spending too much time with London.
[Whistles blowing.]
[Playing drum.]
[Cheering.]
Whoo! [Whistle blows.]
"E" equals m-c squared when your squad cheered, no one cared elements, compound, acid, base when the geek squad cheer, we're in your face yes break it down [Blows whistle.]
[Dance music playing.]
Let's go, chipmunks ahh, watch this let's go let's fight support the arts hey go and fight, let's win chipmunks don't take no--unh--jive chipmunks we are alive chipmunks don't take no--unh--jive chipmunks, what we are alive [Applause and cheering.]
Well, according to the moseby meter, you are now the mayor of losertown.
Coach little: Good job, Martin.
Good job.
Zack.
Wha? Another grape soda? No.
You're in the game.
Really.
That's great.
I won't let you down, coach.
Good.
You ready? Oh, yeah.
You gonna guard number 53.
You mean the-- the really, really big kid? Uh, you know, I-I'd just rather get you a frosty grape soda.
No.
No, he is not that big.
Well, yeah, maybe not to you.
You got your own zip code.
I believe in you.
You can do this.
Enh.
Look, if I didn't think you were good, you would have never made this team.
Now get out there and show me what you got.
Good luck, sweetie.
I told you you'd get your chance.
Now, win fast, 'cause mommy's got no more change for the meters.
[Music like mission: Impossible theme playing.]
[Whack.]
Ohh! What happened? Coach little: Timeout! [Blows whistle.]
You did it, Zack.
You drew the foul.
You ok? Can I have some bacon with my waffles? Come over here.
Let's sit down, ok? All right.
No, no, no.
This way.
This way.
This way.
Excuse me.
My sister and I were talking, and we both had the same thought.
There's a shock.
We thought it would be jolly fun, if we all gave Zack a mighty huzzah.
A wha? They want us all to cheer for Zack.
Well, why don't they just speak English? E-excuse me.
Excuse me.
This area is for real cheerleaders only.
We're all part of the same school, so why can't we cheer together? It shouldn't matter what size or shape you are o-or if you tend to put a bag over your head.
The point is we're all proud to be chipmunks.
Carey: Yeah.
[Chanting.]
Let them cheer! Let us cheer! Let them cheer! Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
Let us cheer.
Let them cheer.
All right, all right, all right.
I will cheer with you.
Come on, everyone.
Let's cheer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Cheering.]
Watch this.
Let's go, chipmunks, let's go cha cha cha let's win, chipmunks, let's win cha cha cha let's win, chipmunks, let's win cha cha cha let's go, let's fight let's win, all right [Cheering.]
Come on, Zack.
All we need is just one.
[Thinking.]
Hey, wait, coach.
I see 2 baskets.
Well, I guess I'll just aim for the one in the middle.
Oh.
Whoa.
[Whistle blows.]
That was very close, sweetie.
Whoo! Focus.
You can do this with your eyes closed.
You're right.
Thanks, coach.
Coach little: No, no, no, no, no! [Horn sounds.]
Whoo! I knew you could do it, Zack.
A good coach knows his players' strengths and weaknesses, and free throws are your strengths.
Aw, thanks, coach, but what are my weaknesses? Uh, just about everything else.
We're just lucky you got a great coach.
Ready? Ok.
Climb up the palm tree slide down the cactus we play your team just for practice 'cause we got the team, and we got the spirit all we want is for you to hear it sooooo let's go, let's fight we'll show them our might we'll rock it to 'em, sock it to 'em fight, fight, fight we'll rack 'em up, stack 'em up bring up the score do it again, do it again 'cause we want more Whoo! Uhh! [Panting.]
What are you doing? Go team.
Heh heh.
Aah!