Transformers: Rescue Bots (2011) s03e15 Episode Script
All Bots Great and Small
Huxley Prescott, reporting live on this, the First Day of Spring.
Get up, get out, turn off your TV and No, no, don't do that, not while I'm on.
Bring it with you! Take your TV out for a glorious afternoon of non-stop sunshine! ( ominous theme playing ) Don't worry, not even a little rain can dampen this beautiful day.
( thunder crashes ) Or lightning.
Or even thunder.
MAN: Mudslide! Okay, that might just do it.
( suspenseful theme playing ) Mudslide at the park! Kade, are you close? KADE: Already on it! ( all yelling ) No need to panic.
We got this.
It's still not safe out there.
Get in and wait for backup.
Hey, hey, I was making rescues before you set foot on this planet.
I think I can handle a little mud.
How about a lot of mud? A routine patrol With four Bots in stasis Years later awoke In the strangest of places Earth was their home now And in addition Optimus Prime Gave them this mission Learn from the humans Serve and protect Live in their world Earn their respect A family of heroes Will be your allies To others remain Robots in disguise Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Humans in need Heroes indeed Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Rescue Bots BOULDER: Stand back, guys! Power up and energize! DANI: Hang on tight, folks! Mud.
Yuck.
Will they be touching me? Once again, the Burnses and the Rescue Bots save not only the day, but this reporter's giblets, from a deadly mudslide! And for their ongoing and outstanding work in protecting Griffin Rock, the Burns family will be honored Saturday with commendations from the State Emergency Response Bureau, with the award ceremony being photographed for this month's Emergency Response Illustrated.
The Lifejacket Edition! Ooh, this could be the start of my modeling career.
( scoffs ) Yeah.
Can I go to the mainland for the ceremony too, Dad? Of course, son.
You're part of the team.
The Bots won't be forgotten either, as Mayor Luskey has hereby declared Saturday the start of Bot Appreciation Week.
I hereby declare Saturday the start of Bot Appreciation Week! Ah.
Nice planning.
That's the same day as my photo shoot.
We'll have Bot races, Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Bot, a Bot-Dog eating contest.
And at noon, I will personally present the Bots and the Burnses with this, the key to the city.
I was unaware that the city had a lock.
But I gladly accept the responsibility of opening and closing our town each day.
It's not a real key, Chase.
It's a symbol.
A token of the town's thanks.
Best of all, everyone who attends will receive a miniature Rescue Bot souvenir, generously donated by me at great personal expense.
( chuckles ) ( grunting ) MAYOR LUSKEY: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! ( chuckles ) Does my souvenir make my hips look big? You guys were all scanned by Doc Greene's 3D printer, remember? So those are exact copies.
So you're saying my hips are big.
It's nice that the mayor wants to honor us.
What's the point? They still think we're mindless machines.
They might as well be thanking their vacuum cleaners.
Uh, the difference is, Mr.
Ungrateful-Head, that if you programmed it, a vacuum cleaner could actually say "you're welcome.
" "Ungrateful-Head.
" Ha.
That's good.
Well, whose idea was it to schedule both ceremonies on the same day? What if we run into trouble here while you guys are on the mainland? What's the matter, big guy? You afraid can't handle things on your own? Hey, hotshot, we were making rescues way before we set foot on your planet.
I think we can handle an oversized fake key.
Heatwave, we'll only be gone a couple of hours.
We'll take the Darby Ava and be back by noon.
Mm-mm.
Which do you guys think is my best side for the magazine cover? ALL: Your backside.
MAYOR LUSKEY: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! ( yawns ) Daddy? What are you still doing up? Burning the midnight fossil fuel.
The mayor ordered another ten crates of souvenirs for tomorrow.
Why make them one at a time? Doesn't the 3D Printer have an automatic setting? Yes, but I want to keep an eye on the process.
I'm concerned about the wear-and-tear on the machine.
I'm concerned about the wear-and-tear on you.
Let's both get some sleep.
( ominous theme playing ) Pssh.
What a waste of a next-gen 3D Printer.
These Minis are useless.
But with a little creative programming, we can make them do all kinds of useful tricks.
( laughing ) ( footsteps pattering ) Uh, h-hello? Somebody there? Weird.
Thought I heard tiny footsteps? ( chatter ) Blades.
My nose itches.
Nobody moves until Chief is back to give orders.
That's how vacuum cleaners work, remember? ( whimpers ) ( upbeat music playing ) ( crowd applauds ) And with that stirring rendition of the Griffin Rock Anthem, we mark the opening day of Bot Appreciation Week! And don't forget to pick up your free Miniature Bot Replicas from the Re-Elect Mayor Luskey booth.
They're free.
Did I mention they're free? ( imitating crashing noises ) Look what they're doing to me! Oh, the horror.
The horror! Humans are certainly creative.
( imitating sirens ) There is nothing creative about tiny reckless driving.
Sorry this batch is late, Mr.
Mayor.
My 3D printer was behaving quite strangely.
( ominous theme playing ) CHIEF: Emergency Response Team of the Month.
That's something to be proud of, kids.
We'll have to hang this in the firehouse to show the Bots.
Those folks from the State sure put on a great ceremony for us.
Well, the plaque's okay, but that all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet made the whole trip worthwhile.
It's all-you-can-eat while you're there, Kade.
You're not supposed to bring half of it home with you.
( gulps ) in plenty of time for the key presentation.
( rumbling ) What happened to the engine? Looks like the propeller's all tangled up in kelp.
This should be a snap.
( grunts ) Oops.
Nice one.
Boulder could just reach down and rip out the kelp with one hand.
Well, clearing it ourselves is going to take a little longer.
Now who do we know who has a wetsuit on board? Hurry up, sis.
I don't wanna miss the Bot-Dog eating contest! Um, actually, we have bigger problems.
There's a swarm of poisonous jellyfish heading straight for Dani! Dani! Get up here! Now! ( suspenseful theme playing ) ALL: Dani! Get out of the water! She can't hear us! I'm going in! You'll be stung even worse without a wetsuit.
I sure wish the Bots were here.
It's up to us.
We have to get her attention somehow.
The air horn.
( air horn blares ) Mm.
Heave! ( pants ) Whew.
Thanks, guys.
MINI BOT: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Uh, free souvenir, yes? Re-elect me! Here you go.
It's free! There you are.
Oh.
Re-elect Mayor Luskey! One side.
Press coming through.
I want a Mini-Boulder! Eh, for my nephew, of course.
Now the fun begins, bro.
( ominous theme playing ) Like I said, a little reprogramming gets you all kinds of useful tricks.
Folks, don't forget my upcoming presentation of the key to the city to the Bots and the Burnses, who should be here any minute.
DANI: Never seen so many jellyfish.
How do we get rid of them? We could really use the Bots' help right now.
I've been trying to call them, but there's no answer.
The Com must be out of range.
I radioed a distress call, but the closest ship is miles away.
We'll just have to wait it out and hope the jellies move on.
Looks like Heatwave was right to worry.
We're not going to be back on time.
Good thing somebody thought to bring food for the trip.
Shrimp? Uh.
Well, we can't wait for the Burnses any longer.
The show must go on.
So without further ado, it is my honor and privilege as your incumbent And up-for-re-election Mayor to present to our very own Rescue Bots this key to our fair city of Griffin R Whoa.
Where did it go? Someone stole my purse! My wallet's gone! The cash box, it's empty! Breaking news: Bot Appreciation Week has been stricken with an outbreak of mysterious thefts.
( woman screams ) My camera! Rescue Bots! Do you understand me? After that key thief! That is, find him! No, no, secure the perimeter.
Search everyone! Except me.
Round up the usual suspects! Where is Chief Burns? Wish he'd make up his mind.
Well, I just made up mine.
No more hiding, it's time for us to Heatwave.
We cannot risk revealing our true natures.
It would only cause more panic.
Chase is right.
No one's in danger.
I say we sit tight.
( growls ) If Dani were here, we'd already be kicking tail rotor.
Well, she would.
I'd be taking names.
Look! It's the souvenirs! She's right! Doc, what have you done to them? Me? Nothing! I-I don't understand.
They must have been tampered with.
Re-programmed to steal.
But who? I believe our work here is done.
I vow to hunt down whoever is responsible for these fiendish figurines! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! On the other hand, we need to stay calm and act rationally.
Ahh! Destroy them! Destroy them all! MAN: Fire! ( crowd clamoring ) Dad! Look out! ( suspenseful theme playing ) That's it! Thanks, Heatwave.
Now, Robots, uh, keep obeying my order to protect everyone.
Great thinking.
Thanks, Frankie.
Complying.
Here.
You be Kade.
I know what I'm doing.
That's me being Kade.
It seems like there are even more of them now.
Graham, what do jellyfish eat? Well, small aquatic organisms primarily.
Plankton, mollusks Shrimp? That's what's been drawing them to the boat.
Hey! I am not finished with those.
Sorry, son, but you are now.
Good call, Cody.
With no food, these jellyfish should start dispersing right away.
Let's see if I can speed things along.
We have the bait.
All we need is a hook.
And a solid cast, just like my papa taught me.
( grunts ) ( seagull caws ) Nice shot, Dad.
I'll untangle that kelp.
Back in a jiff.
And we'll still be able to catch some of Bot Day.
At least the tail end.
Ha, ha, ha.
They'll be cleaning up that mess for hours.
Which means it's time for Phase Two.
Blaze contained.
( suspenseful theme playing ) But perpetrators still active.
And extremely messy.
Will you hold still? ( grunts ) ( grunts ) ( ropes tying ) What on earth? A Lilliputian revolution.
Apparently, someone reprogrammed my 3D Printer.
And turned the souvenirs into mini klepto-bots.
Look! Where are those bots going in such a big hurry? How about we follow them and find out? ( action theme playing ) About time you showed up.
We really needed you guys today.
Especially after Kade's shrimp-a-thon.
Shrimp-a-what? It's not important.
Just, let's Let's move.
Good to have you back, partner.
Aw, I missed you too.
Not the flying so much, but you, yes.
Chase? Is that? Ketchup.
A lengthy story.
( ominous theme playing ) Happy Bot Appreciation Week, bro.
I sure appreciate these Bots.
( laughing ) Well, I'll be.
Now the question is, who are these little outlaws working for? I should've guessed.
Evan and Myles.
Let's move in, team.
( whimpering ) Not now, dude.
I'm trying to count our take.
Attention, perpetrators.
Exit the vehicle peacefully, with your hands in the air.
We're not going down without a fight.
Attack mode! ( suspenseful theme playing ) Incoming at 3 o'clock! Way to knock off those knockoffs.
Thanks for the heads-up.
DANI: Steady.
Steady.
Now! Whoa.
( siren wailing ) You have the right to remain silent.
Frankly, we would prefer it.
Time to power down those half-pint perps.
( powering down ) And with a little re-programming from Doc, maybe we can reform them.
( triumphant theme playing ) ( chatter ) This is Huxley Prescott resuming live coverage of Bot Appreciation Week with a just-returned HoverCam.
Thanks to the efforts of the Burns family and the Rescue Bots, I can finally present them all with the key to the city.
One thing I don't understand, Chief.
How are the Bots able to do so much without you Burnses to command them? Well, I'm certain it was your clear-headed leadership, Mr.
Mayor.
Ah.
Yes.
Ha, ha.
Of course.
And I plan to continue those leadership skills in my next term.
Thank you, Mayor Luskey.
Today was a powerful reminder that a team performs best when all of its members work together.
And I, for one, appreciate every single one of them, Bot and Burns alike.
And what better way to show our thanks and remind the voters of Griffin Rock to re-elect yours truly than with this lavish all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? I love this job.
Got my vote.
( ominous theme playing )
Get up, get out, turn off your TV and No, no, don't do that, not while I'm on.
Bring it with you! Take your TV out for a glorious afternoon of non-stop sunshine! ( ominous theme playing ) Don't worry, not even a little rain can dampen this beautiful day.
( thunder crashes ) Or lightning.
Or even thunder.
MAN: Mudslide! Okay, that might just do it.
( suspenseful theme playing ) Mudslide at the park! Kade, are you close? KADE: Already on it! ( all yelling ) No need to panic.
We got this.
It's still not safe out there.
Get in and wait for backup.
Hey, hey, I was making rescues before you set foot on this planet.
I think I can handle a little mud.
How about a lot of mud? A routine patrol With four Bots in stasis Years later awoke In the strangest of places Earth was their home now And in addition Optimus Prime Gave them this mission Learn from the humans Serve and protect Live in their world Earn their respect A family of heroes Will be your allies To others remain Robots in disguise Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Humans in need Heroes indeed Rescue Bots Roll to the rescue Rescue Bots BOULDER: Stand back, guys! Power up and energize! DANI: Hang on tight, folks! Mud.
Yuck.
Will they be touching me? Once again, the Burnses and the Rescue Bots save not only the day, but this reporter's giblets, from a deadly mudslide! And for their ongoing and outstanding work in protecting Griffin Rock, the Burns family will be honored Saturday with commendations from the State Emergency Response Bureau, with the award ceremony being photographed for this month's Emergency Response Illustrated.
The Lifejacket Edition! Ooh, this could be the start of my modeling career.
( scoffs ) Yeah.
Can I go to the mainland for the ceremony too, Dad? Of course, son.
You're part of the team.
The Bots won't be forgotten either, as Mayor Luskey has hereby declared Saturday the start of Bot Appreciation Week.
I hereby declare Saturday the start of Bot Appreciation Week! Ah.
Nice planning.
That's the same day as my photo shoot.
We'll have Bot races, Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Bot, a Bot-Dog eating contest.
And at noon, I will personally present the Bots and the Burnses with this, the key to the city.
I was unaware that the city had a lock.
But I gladly accept the responsibility of opening and closing our town each day.
It's not a real key, Chase.
It's a symbol.
A token of the town's thanks.
Best of all, everyone who attends will receive a miniature Rescue Bot souvenir, generously donated by me at great personal expense.
( chuckles ) ( grunting ) MAYOR LUSKEY: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! ( chuckles ) Does my souvenir make my hips look big? You guys were all scanned by Doc Greene's 3D printer, remember? So those are exact copies.
So you're saying my hips are big.
It's nice that the mayor wants to honor us.
What's the point? They still think we're mindless machines.
They might as well be thanking their vacuum cleaners.
Uh, the difference is, Mr.
Ungrateful-Head, that if you programmed it, a vacuum cleaner could actually say "you're welcome.
" "Ungrateful-Head.
" Ha.
That's good.
Well, whose idea was it to schedule both ceremonies on the same day? What if we run into trouble here while you guys are on the mainland? What's the matter, big guy? You afraid can't handle things on your own? Hey, hotshot, we were making rescues way before we set foot on your planet.
I think we can handle an oversized fake key.
Heatwave, we'll only be gone a couple of hours.
We'll take the Darby Ava and be back by noon.
Mm-mm.
Which do you guys think is my best side for the magazine cover? ALL: Your backside.
MAYOR LUSKEY: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! ( yawns ) Daddy? What are you still doing up? Burning the midnight fossil fuel.
The mayor ordered another ten crates of souvenirs for tomorrow.
Why make them one at a time? Doesn't the 3D Printer have an automatic setting? Yes, but I want to keep an eye on the process.
I'm concerned about the wear-and-tear on the machine.
I'm concerned about the wear-and-tear on you.
Let's both get some sleep.
( ominous theme playing ) Pssh.
What a waste of a next-gen 3D Printer.
These Minis are useless.
But with a little creative programming, we can make them do all kinds of useful tricks.
( laughing ) ( footsteps pattering ) Uh, h-hello? Somebody there? Weird.
Thought I heard tiny footsteps? ( chatter ) Blades.
My nose itches.
Nobody moves until Chief is back to give orders.
That's how vacuum cleaners work, remember? ( whimpers ) ( upbeat music playing ) ( crowd applauds ) And with that stirring rendition of the Griffin Rock Anthem, we mark the opening day of Bot Appreciation Week! And don't forget to pick up your free Miniature Bot Replicas from the Re-Elect Mayor Luskey booth.
They're free.
Did I mention they're free? ( imitating crashing noises ) Look what they're doing to me! Oh, the horror.
The horror! Humans are certainly creative.
( imitating sirens ) There is nothing creative about tiny reckless driving.
Sorry this batch is late, Mr.
Mayor.
My 3D printer was behaving quite strangely.
( ominous theme playing ) CHIEF: Emergency Response Team of the Month.
That's something to be proud of, kids.
We'll have to hang this in the firehouse to show the Bots.
Those folks from the State sure put on a great ceremony for us.
Well, the plaque's okay, but that all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet made the whole trip worthwhile.
It's all-you-can-eat while you're there, Kade.
You're not supposed to bring half of it home with you.
( gulps ) in plenty of time for the key presentation.
( rumbling ) What happened to the engine? Looks like the propeller's all tangled up in kelp.
This should be a snap.
( grunts ) Oops.
Nice one.
Boulder could just reach down and rip out the kelp with one hand.
Well, clearing it ourselves is going to take a little longer.
Now who do we know who has a wetsuit on board? Hurry up, sis.
I don't wanna miss the Bot-Dog eating contest! Um, actually, we have bigger problems.
There's a swarm of poisonous jellyfish heading straight for Dani! Dani! Get up here! Now! ( suspenseful theme playing ) ALL: Dani! Get out of the water! She can't hear us! I'm going in! You'll be stung even worse without a wetsuit.
I sure wish the Bots were here.
It's up to us.
We have to get her attention somehow.
The air horn.
( air horn blares ) Mm.
Heave! ( pants ) Whew.
Thanks, guys.
MINI BOT: Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Uh, free souvenir, yes? Re-elect me! Here you go.
It's free! There you are.
Oh.
Re-elect Mayor Luskey! One side.
Press coming through.
I want a Mini-Boulder! Eh, for my nephew, of course.
Now the fun begins, bro.
( ominous theme playing ) Like I said, a little reprogramming gets you all kinds of useful tricks.
Folks, don't forget my upcoming presentation of the key to the city to the Bots and the Burnses, who should be here any minute.
DANI: Never seen so many jellyfish.
How do we get rid of them? We could really use the Bots' help right now.
I've been trying to call them, but there's no answer.
The Com must be out of range.
I radioed a distress call, but the closest ship is miles away.
We'll just have to wait it out and hope the jellies move on.
Looks like Heatwave was right to worry.
We're not going to be back on time.
Good thing somebody thought to bring food for the trip.
Shrimp? Uh.
Well, we can't wait for the Burnses any longer.
The show must go on.
So without further ado, it is my honor and privilege as your incumbent And up-for-re-election Mayor to present to our very own Rescue Bots this key to our fair city of Griffin R Whoa.
Where did it go? Someone stole my purse! My wallet's gone! The cash box, it's empty! Breaking news: Bot Appreciation Week has been stricken with an outbreak of mysterious thefts.
( woman screams ) My camera! Rescue Bots! Do you understand me? After that key thief! That is, find him! No, no, secure the perimeter.
Search everyone! Except me.
Round up the usual suspects! Where is Chief Burns? Wish he'd make up his mind.
Well, I just made up mine.
No more hiding, it's time for us to Heatwave.
We cannot risk revealing our true natures.
It would only cause more panic.
Chase is right.
No one's in danger.
I say we sit tight.
( growls ) If Dani were here, we'd already be kicking tail rotor.
Well, she would.
I'd be taking names.
Look! It's the souvenirs! She's right! Doc, what have you done to them? Me? Nothing! I-I don't understand.
They must have been tampered with.
Re-programmed to steal.
But who? I believe our work here is done.
I vow to hunt down whoever is responsible for these fiendish figurines! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! Re-elect Mayor Luskey! On the other hand, we need to stay calm and act rationally.
Ahh! Destroy them! Destroy them all! MAN: Fire! ( crowd clamoring ) Dad! Look out! ( suspenseful theme playing ) That's it! Thanks, Heatwave.
Now, Robots, uh, keep obeying my order to protect everyone.
Great thinking.
Thanks, Frankie.
Complying.
Here.
You be Kade.
I know what I'm doing.
That's me being Kade.
It seems like there are even more of them now.
Graham, what do jellyfish eat? Well, small aquatic organisms primarily.
Plankton, mollusks Shrimp? That's what's been drawing them to the boat.
Hey! I am not finished with those.
Sorry, son, but you are now.
Good call, Cody.
With no food, these jellyfish should start dispersing right away.
Let's see if I can speed things along.
We have the bait.
All we need is a hook.
And a solid cast, just like my papa taught me.
( grunts ) ( seagull caws ) Nice shot, Dad.
I'll untangle that kelp.
Back in a jiff.
And we'll still be able to catch some of Bot Day.
At least the tail end.
Ha, ha, ha.
They'll be cleaning up that mess for hours.
Which means it's time for Phase Two.
Blaze contained.
( suspenseful theme playing ) But perpetrators still active.
And extremely messy.
Will you hold still? ( grunts ) ( grunts ) ( ropes tying ) What on earth? A Lilliputian revolution.
Apparently, someone reprogrammed my 3D Printer.
And turned the souvenirs into mini klepto-bots.
Look! Where are those bots going in such a big hurry? How about we follow them and find out? ( action theme playing ) About time you showed up.
We really needed you guys today.
Especially after Kade's shrimp-a-thon.
Shrimp-a-what? It's not important.
Just, let's Let's move.
Good to have you back, partner.
Aw, I missed you too.
Not the flying so much, but you, yes.
Chase? Is that? Ketchup.
A lengthy story.
( ominous theme playing ) Happy Bot Appreciation Week, bro.
I sure appreciate these Bots.
( laughing ) Well, I'll be.
Now the question is, who are these little outlaws working for? I should've guessed.
Evan and Myles.
Let's move in, team.
( whimpering ) Not now, dude.
I'm trying to count our take.
Attention, perpetrators.
Exit the vehicle peacefully, with your hands in the air.
We're not going down without a fight.
Attack mode! ( suspenseful theme playing ) Incoming at 3 o'clock! Way to knock off those knockoffs.
Thanks for the heads-up.
DANI: Steady.
Steady.
Now! Whoa.
( siren wailing ) You have the right to remain silent.
Frankly, we would prefer it.
Time to power down those half-pint perps.
( powering down ) And with a little re-programming from Doc, maybe we can reform them.
( triumphant theme playing ) ( chatter ) This is Huxley Prescott resuming live coverage of Bot Appreciation Week with a just-returned HoverCam.
Thanks to the efforts of the Burns family and the Rescue Bots, I can finally present them all with the key to the city.
One thing I don't understand, Chief.
How are the Bots able to do so much without you Burnses to command them? Well, I'm certain it was your clear-headed leadership, Mr.
Mayor.
Ah.
Yes.
Ha, ha.
Of course.
And I plan to continue those leadership skills in my next term.
Thank you, Mayor Luskey.
Today was a powerful reminder that a team performs best when all of its members work together.
And I, for one, appreciate every single one of them, Bot and Burns alike.
And what better way to show our thanks and remind the voters of Griffin Rock to re-elect yours truly than with this lavish all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? I love this job.
Got my vote.
( ominous theme playing )