Every Witch Way (2014) s03e16 Episode Script

1 How are ya? Are you Ahh, ahh, ahh! Ahh! Wait, Daniel? Run! Kangaroo! Wait, I'm adopting him? Oh! What are you Daniel! What (All screaming) What are you doing? There's a kangaroo out there! A kangaroo? In school? Impossible.
I love kangaroos! Kangaroo, good.
No, Phillip, only pizza, okay? Got it? Maybe it ran away from the zoo.
And you let him in? What? No.
Move, move! No! Francisco! You can't go out there.
It could be dangerous.
I am the principal, I have to.
Please let go of me.
He's so brave.
He's so principally.
Be careful, Dad! It's confirmed.
There's a kangaroo loose in school.
Phillip hungry.
No! I am so scared.
I'm so scared! Man, this is the best week ever.
I love it when animals run wild.
Remember that one time when there was a loose monkey running around the school? And now a kanga Uh-oh.
(Mouthing name) You think? No, Dad, wait! Oh, this just got so good! (Emma) What if he's, uh someone's pet? I don't care who he belongs to.
I have to call animal control.
(Woman) I cast a spell It takes a hold of you I see my dreams And they're all coming true Come on let's go You and me together Look up ahead There's a magical adventure Every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay Every which way No, I don't need any glasses.
You tell him, Francisky-winky.
You really think that kangaroo could be a person? Well, it makes more sense than someone brought him for show and tell.
This has Jax written all over it.
No! He wouldn't.
Kangaroos are Australian.
Wouldn't it be funny if the kangaroo is Jax? Phillip hungry.
Kangaroo.
No, Phillip, kangaroos are not food.
We need to get him some pizza asap.
Animal control is on the way.
(Sniffing) Attention, students and faculty, may I have your attention? We have an emergency situation.
A wild animal has entered the school.
Everyone stay calm.
(Mrs.
Van Pelt) But don't worry! Your fearless leader Principal Alonso has it all under control.
Was that Mrs.
Van Pelt? That, or Principal Alonso does a killer Mrs.
Van Pelt impression.
Good call on not telling everyone it's a kangaroo.
(Feedback) That could cause pandemonium.
(Principal Alonso) Ursula, the mic is still on! (Mrs.
Van Pelt) Oops! Kangaroo? A kangaroo? I wanna go see? No, kangaroos are cute, but they can be mean if they want to be.
But you know what my number-one all-time dream activity is? Riding in a kangaroo's pocket.
No, no, no! No running! And I thought my last school was dysfunctional.
We're not dysfunctional, we're unique.
Why do you keep defending these lame humans and even lamer witches you hang around with? You can't talk about my friends that way.
See? You are betrego.
Turning your back on your tribe.
I'm not a traitor.
I'm proud to be a Kanay, but my friends are my tribe.
They stick by me no matter what.
Proxy, there you are.
Did you hear about the announcement? I was so worried the kangaroo was gonna get you.
He's just fine.
What are you doing here? Just having a little chat, Kanay to Kanay.
Or in this case, Kanay to kinda sorta Kanay.
Look, Mia, I'm sorry about what happened to your family.
But not all witches are like the principal.
Spoken like a Kanay who's under a sneaky witch's spell.
How dare you? Our relationship is real.
There is no spell.
Spoken like a sneaky witch who's trying to trick a Kanay.
Mia, that's it, you can insult me, but you cannot insult Maddie.
You're a lost cause.
And there's only one thing to do with a lost cause Kanay.
What was that? The Kanay bull dance.
You seriously need to brush up on your Kanay history.
Duel? I don't wanna duel you.
Too bad.
Once the gauntlet is thrown, you can't back out.
It sounds like she's making this stuff up on the flu.
It's "on the fly".
Ugh! Seriously.
You could do a lot better.
All right, that's it.
You want a duel? You got one.
Yeah.
Take that.
Great, let's go.
Right now? No better time than the present.
Uh Let me check.
Uh, I have a social science quiz next.
And I have history class.
Okay, after school then.
I have a shift at The Seven.
Mani-pedi.
This is not how we set up a duel.
How about, um, Monday, after school? Monday works for me.
Mia? Me too.
Great.
It's settled, then.
Prepare to be defeated.
Wait.
What happens to the loser? The loser (Kids shouting) The loser what? Mia! Give me the memory card.
This is it.
We're gonna see who flooded my studio.
Well? It's loading.
It's loading and (Computer beeping) No! No! The memory card's going haywire! Take it out! Joey! Joey, are you in here? No, what are you doing? Looking for the kangaroo that's on the loose.
What kangaroo? Didn't you hear Principal Alonso's public announcement? I've got to get this on camera.
The kangaroo has a name? In Sophie's head it does.
This is Miss Information with a breaking news update.
I have located the kangaroo that's been on the loose through Iridium high.
What's going on out there? I clearly said to evacuate in an orderly fashion.
Well, what do you expect when you announce to a school full of teenagers that there's a kangaroo roaming around out there? When I announce it? Okay, slow down.
We have to get the kangaroo out of school before animal control gets to it.
But there's no way your dad will let us go after it.
You can tele-transport it.
You know what happens every time I transport anything.
Splash.
Apple All done.
Still hungry.
You know that fruit's fake, right? Phillip doesn't know the difference.
Okay, kids, let's go.
I've got to get to it.
I'm the chosen one.
It's my duty.
Em, where are you going? I'm just gonna go make sure everyone, including the kangaroo, is okay.
No! We wait for animal control.
You don't have any experience with this.
I can handle it.
I'll go with you.
We'll be okay, Dad, I promise.
No! Maybe you should let them go.
Then you and I can have a lovely picnic in your office.
Have fun, bye! Wait! Ooh! Sorry, Dad! Be back soon! Make sure nobody sees him 'til I get back.
Everyone, out of the building now! Come on.
(Miss Information) Witnesses say the kangaroo stopped in the cafeteria and ate from the salad bar.
And then Gigi! I'm in the middle of a livestream.
Sorry, but do you know where the kangaroo went? Yeah, it was just here.
Which way did it go? Nurse Lily led it that way.
Nurse Lily? Oh, thank goodness.
Now, do you mind? Take two.
Witnesses say the kangaroo stopped in the cafeteria and ate from the salad bar and then it hopped Ah, There you are.
You are supposed to be in your office for our council meeting.
Well, I was a little busy, chasing after your kangaroo.
(Laughing) Having a little fun on the run, are we, Mr.
Novoa? Look, I got him as far as the cafeteria, okay, but then he smelled all the food and now he won't leave.
Okay, you should have changed him back like you said you would.
Not until he's learned his lesson.
Have you, hmm? See? He hasn't.
In which case, we must up the ante.
Stop! Let me guess.
That kangaroo is actually a person.
Perhaps.
It's Jax.
What? He defied the council one too many times and needed to learn a lesson.
Change him back right now! How dare you speak to me in that tone? How dare you turn Jax into a kangaroo and let him run loose? He could have been captured by animal control and sent to the zoo.
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
Aggy, it's been long enough, okay? Jax has learned his lesson.
Change him back.
Now! I can't.
Since both Desdemona and I cast the spell, we need to reverse it together.
Fine, then I'll do it.
(Agamemnon laughing) You may be strong, I'll grant you that.
But not that strong.
I've got to at least try.
This transformation spell I have to undo.
Make Jax no longer a kangaroo.
You see? It's no use.
We'll have to wait for Desdemona to return.
I'm sorry, Emma.
But we'll make sure Jax is safe until then.
Honestly, I worry about where your priorities lie, Miss Alonso.
The realm is under attack from a rebel Kanay, and this is what you choose to spend your time worrying about.
Of course I care about the realm, but my family and friends will always come first.
Well That's a weakness you'll have to work on.
No! That's a strength I'll never give up.
Achoo! Desdemona? Is everyone gone? Yeah.
What are you doing back here? An enormous herd of students came running through, so I had to hide.
Why? An angry mob of humans.
Brings back bad memories.
Ah.
Got it.
No need to worry, it's just me and Phil Phil, who's Phil? Uh, no one.
No one.
It's just My belt.
You name your belt? And you talk to it like it's alive? Yeah.
Lots of people do.
Humans.
Oh, whoa! I think I hear another mob coming.
Not so fast! And who is this, hmm? You are so courageous, Proxy.
I don't know if that was courageous or stupid.
Mia is way more advanced than I am.
I'll help you prepare this weekend.
What am I gonna wear? I've never been to a duel before.
I just ran into Mia.
She seemed really upset.
She wanted me to ask you what's wrong.
Me? She's the one who, the Dude.
What was that? Proxy defended my honor.
And Mia challenged him to a Kanay duel.
What? I thought you two were bonding.
We were, until she started insulting Maddie and all of my friends.
This is a nightmare.
You can't (Beeping) It's your mom.
I gotta get back to Mr.
Alonso's office before he unfreezes.
Talk about this later.
Wait! My mom's in school? Why? Agamemnon.
We have a huge problem with your new friend Andi.
What about Andi? Oh, good.
This involves you as well.
You pulled a zombie out of a video game! You what? Accidentally! Once! And I sent him back before anything bad happened.
Except now, he's back.
And do you have anything to say for that? That wasn't me.
That was an anonymous magical being.
(Whispering) Guys, guys, guys.
Why don't we just talk about this in a calm, respectful manner? You're out of control.
Mm-hmm.
Unresponsive to our questions, using magic willy-nilly and putting the realm at risk of exposure.
Guess not.
And a kangaroo randomly running around wasn't risking exposure of the realm? She's got a point.
Look, maybe we can come to a compromise.
Okay, how about if we change kangaroo Jax back into regular Jax and then we'll get rid of the zombie.
Fine.
Fine.
Great.
This council stuff's not so hard.
Umm, Emma, you should tell your dad that the kangaroo situation has been taken care of.
My dad? My dad! When we get married, a Franciscula baby would be adorable.
(Laughing) Oh.
Whoa, that was strange.
I was just in the hallway and now I'm in here.
And Emma, she was in here, now she isn't.
You.
What did you do? Nothing.
Oh, no, no, no, no Something happened in here that allowed her run off, and also Andi and that pale boy with the big eyes.
Phillip.
Yeah, the son I adopted out of the kindness of my big, big heart.
You can't put anything over me.
That means detention tomorrow.
Tomorrow's Saturday.
Hmm, that's right.
Detention day for the real bad kids.
Prepare yourself, Mr.
Miller.
Prepare yourself.
Now, it's time to evacuate.
Thanks for the warning, Emma.
(Both) This was a fruitful punishment session.
Change Jax back now, he's learned his lesson.
Jax! Are you all right? Yeah.
I just feel a little woozy.
Yes, this is all very touching.
Now, back to the business at hand.
I know I'll get rid of the zombie.
Good, because we need to get that crystal back.
And we need the chosen one focused only on this task.
They're right, Em.
As long as the crystal's out there, all witches are in danger.
Don't worry, the zombie will be gone in no time.
I can't believe this memory card doesn't work! How am I gonna fix this? A fried memory card? Just buy a new one.
I don't need a new one, I need this one.
It has all the footage from the prank from the janitor's closet.
It does? Yes! And whoever did this owes me a lot of equipment.
Maybe I can help.
Doubtful.
We need an expert.
Well, I may know someone.
Never mind, it's too risky.
Tell me, please? I know a super secret hacker that lives in Miami and she goes by the name Blackhawk and she can hack into anything.
I'm in.
Great, I need a car and No way.
Get me Blackhawk's info and I'll deal directly with her.
It's not that simple.
She likes to stay private.
How about I set up a meeting? You would do that? Of course.
Wow, I can't believe you stood up to the council like that.
I am rubbing off on you more than I thought.
That's not the end.
The council said that they turned the kangaroo back into Jax as long as I promise to get rid of the zombie.
What? You said no, right? Well Emma, no! We had to get Jax back.
It was the only way.
I don't believe this.
Good.
You shouldn't.
What? I told the council that I'd get rid of the zombie, but not that I'd get rid of Phillip.
So that means We'll just have to make Phillip not a zombie anymore.
Emma, that's amazing! I'm speechless.
Oh, man, I got you so good.
You are rubbing off on me more than you thought.
Hey, where is Phillip right now? Oh, at Jax's.
His dad's away on business.
Nice.
But it looks like we'll need to find him a more permanent home.
Remember, Phillip, if you see Gigi, you Wait, you remember Gigi, right? Uh-uh.
"This is Miss Information with annoying useless news.
" Cameras, lights? Ah, yes.
Phillip no like.
You'll stay away.
All right.
Two extra large pizzas, double cheese and anchovies.
Zombies sure can eat.
Two? The other two to go 'cause we're getting ready to close.
Thank you, Diego.
Kanay.
You got it.
Jax, kangaroo.
Not anymore, pal.
It was a fun ride, though.
Joey! Found you! Wait, where are you going? .]
I just want a ride! Wait! Finally, Mr.
Novoa.
I thought you'd never get here.
Now that you're a kangaroo, I'd like for us to have a little conversation without your interrupting.
Listen carefully, Mr.
Novoa.
We're having a little problem with the chosen one and we need your help.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, we need to get out of here.
Is that pizza sauce? Pizza, good.
Andi, awesome.
Yeah, yeah, come on, we need to get out of here.
Psst.
Psst! What? Don't look at me, keep working.
It's all set up.
Blackhawk has agreed to help you.
It's Andi, isn't it? No! How do you know? Do you know who it is? No.
But it's not Andi.
Just there's no way she's smarter than me.
Whatever you say.
Are you gonna give me the 4-1-1 or not? Yes.
But first, I need to make sure you won't tell anyone.
Really? You want me to keep a secret? You're right, I guess I was wrong.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I can't wait to meet Blackhawk.
You can't.
She likes to keep her identity private.
If she sees you at the drop-off, she'll leave.
It's Andi, I knew it.
It's not Andi! Good luck.
"Leave the memory card in the alley outside The Seven "with this exact amount of nuts.
"50% almonds, 25% cashews, 15% macadamias and 10% peanuts" what? Andi, what kind of tea do you want? Tea? Wh-what are we? 80 and getting ready to play cards? I'll take that as a no.
Ahh! (Phillip groaning) Hey, Phillip's here, with the nanny.
Jax! Don't do that.
What if my dad was here? I'd freeze him.
Erase his memory and possibly draw a moustache on his face just for fun.
Use the front door next time, okay? Okay.
Look, Em, we need to talk.
I had a conversation with Agamemnon when I was a kangaroo.
Weirdest sentence ever.
Yeah, look, it was very one-sided.
And? They're mad at me again.
I think they're planning to overthrow you.