Felicity s03e16 Episode Script
It's Raining Men
Previously on Felicity Whoo! I got the job.
I'm moving to Seattle.
We should T.
P.
the library.
That would make Richard crazy! - You'd love if Avery got between me and Felicity.
- I think she has.
The only person getting between me and Felicity is you.
- What is he talking about? - She kissed me.
One kiss.
Felicity, look, I'm sorry, OK? That was completely insensitive of me.
I had no right to do that.
Let's just forget about it.
No, that never works.
We have to talk about this.
Will you just wait? Otherwise it's gonna fester.
Then one day all this rage and resentment you're feeling towards me is gonna come to the surface and explode, so just talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about.
I'm dating Ben, and I don't have anything to reveal to you.
Unless there's something you want to tell me.
Then you should tell me now.
No.
No, there's nothing.
You just kissed me! I know.
Can we just drop it? Just drop it, please.
It just feels weird to just drop it now.
You were the one who didn't wanna talk about it.
I don't.
But now I don't like the way I feel either.
How do you feel? I feel like I don't know how to be normal with you again.
You know what the truth is? I don't know if I even know what that is anymore with you.
Friends! That's what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean, but I don't know the last time I felt that way.
Then this whole year's been a lie.
Maybe it has.
* Can you become * * Can you become * * A new version of you * * A new wallpaper * * A new shoe leather * * A new way home * * I don't remember * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * Here you go.
Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Listen.
I hate that fight we had.
- I know.
So do I.
- It doesn't matter what Noel or Avery want.
- I know.
It's what we want.
- Exactly.
- I know, I know, I know.
So, can we just What? You wanna make up? - Can we just do that? - Yes, please.
Yes.
OK, what does it feel like when I'm having a heart attack? Javier, you look really pale.
It's hard for me to breathe.
It's like an elephant sat on my chest.
- Call a cab.
- OK.
- Oh, it's happening again! - OK.
Are you there, God? It's me, Javier.
Look, if I make it through this, I promise I'll work out every day weights and cardio.
And I'll stop bad-mouthing Consuela, and I'll tell Samuel about those Milky Ways I have hidden in the linen closet.
And I'll go to confession more, even though Father John's got that B.
O.
Hey.
I reached Samuel.
He's gonna fly back this afternoon.
OK, good.
I hope he makes it in time to say adios.
Listen, if I don't make it, I want you to have my collection of cashmere sweaters.
Why don't we wait for the results of the test before you start writing a will, OK? - OK.
- OK, Mr.
Quintata.
I have the results of your cardiac enzymes.
- OK, I can't take this.
- It's OK.
They're normal, and you didn't have a heart attack.
But your EKG does show the possibility of an arrhythmia.
- What does that mean? - It means your heart is beating with an irregular rhythm.
It could be nothing, but we should admit you for observation.
- I'll check in on you later.
- OK.
That's it.
I'm dead.
No, you're not.
This is good news.
She said it could be nothing.
This is my house key, OK? I need you to go home, feed Mommy, and bring me a nightgown.
The lilac one.
It has a periwinkle collar, very nice.
It's in plastic.
This hospital gown makes me look like I'm as big as a house.
And if I'm going to be observed, I want to be observed looking thin.
This is the manager key to Dean & Deluca.
You're the boss now.
Javier, my personal life is a mess right now.
I have finals! I mean, is there anyone else who can do this? I trust only you.
I need you.
You heard the doctor.
I have a rhythm! OK.
How's it goin'? Oh, God! It is so hard to write a bar mitzvah speech.
It's the first public address for me as an actual man.
What? - Nothing.
Good luck with your speech.
- Thank you.
So I'm gonna see you there later, right? You know, I don't really think that we need couples therapy.
- Yes, we do.
- Why? Why? We're kissing.
We're talking.
We had sex last night.
Wait, no, no, we didn't.
God, that was an amazing dream.
OK, we have issues, Megan.
We do.
We have problems.
Come on! We fight and break up and get back together three times every week! I dated a guy with a pierced scrotum.
I'm just saying that this is not the most abnormal relationship I've ever been in.
We're going to therapy, OK? We're going to therapy.
We have an appointment.
And you even agreed to it.
You said, "Sean, I'll go.
" Remember? - Didn't you say that? Good.
- Yes! Fine.
Bye.
People think they can get away with anything these days.
You know? No one's willing to suffer the consequences anymore.
Take responsibility for their actions.
And you know who takes the fall? - You? - Damn straight.
The president.
- People love kicking me around.
- I'm sure whoever did it regrets it.
We're about to find out.
Hey, what's with all the messages? - This is videotape.
- Yes, it is.
It's not just any videotape.
It's the surveillance tape from this very library.
You're busted, Crane.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
You're practically waving at the camera on this thing.
Might as well be your graduation picture.
That is, assuming you're still graduating.
If it were up to me, this would be in the fire now.
But the administration's seen it, and they want heads to roll.
Preferably yours and whoever your partner is.
- You can't see who it is? - No.
But I've got a pretty good idea.
Don't look at me.
I'm not saying anything.
I know you're covering, man! And you're only making it worse.
It's not me, it's the administration.
Then talk to them.
You can do something, all right? Convince them.
I'm not gonna lose everything I've worked for over a couple rolls of toilet paper.
All right, I'll see what I can do, but I'm not gonna make any promises.
All right.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
Hey! Oh, hey.
How's it goin'? I'm surviving.
God, I spent so much time preparing for the MCATs, I don't think I'm gonna make it through finals.
Look, um I've been feeling stupid about about the kiss.
- You shouldn't feel stupid.
- Look, um, it was it was a mistake, and, um, I'm sorry.
I just think maybe we should spend a little time together.
We should hang out, see how things go.
Well, what did you have in mind? Coffee, a drink.
You know.
How do you feel about karaoke? - What are you doing? - I'm studying.
- You're eating my cereal.
- What do you mean, "your cereal"? - I mean I bought it yesterday.
- You can have the cereal, but we both know what you're really pissed off about.
I think I left my French book here.
My final's tomorrow, so Hey.
- Your class wasn't canceled, was it? - I wish.
Why? Because I'd drag you back to Dean & Deluca with me.
I called everyone.
Do you know how many people agreed to take an extra shift? - How many? - Zero.
- Yeah, it's tough being the manager.
I know.
I have a whole new respect for what Javier does.
Do you realize that besides you, I'm the only one working this week? Which screws me for finals.
Plus, I forgot to pick up Javier's nightgown.
The hospital one makes him look fat.
I can pick that up after class if you want.
- No, it's OK.
I'll do it.
- What can I do? - You know what you can do? - What? I have to ask Noel to work at Dean & Deluca.
He's the only one left.
He's worked there before.
He knows the place.
He's in love with you.
Whatever he is with me I mean I'm the manager at that store, and I have to keep it running.
- He's my only hope.
- Well, ask him.
I don't care.
Not that he's even gonna say yes, but in the event that he does, will you promise - to be nice to him? - I'm always nice to him! Can I just get right to the point? Sure.
Thanks.
Um, look, I know things are weird between us.
But I also know us well enough to know that we're gonna get through this.
Anyway, if there is any way we can get through this together while you're helping me out by taking some shifts at Dean & Deluca, it would make my life like a thousand times better right now.
Please.
If that helps.
It doesn't help.
"Please" doesn't help.
- I can't do this anymore.
- Do what? I don't wanna be the the loser guy friend anymore.
You're not the loser guy friend.
All right.
Next time Ben goes to Southampton with Avery or the next time he beats up a frat guy or the next time he does something stupid, like he's bound to do, I'm not gonna be there for you.
You're on your own.
* Jessie is a friend * * Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine * * But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define * * Jessie's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine * * And she's watching him with those eyes * God bless him for trying! Well, whatever you do, you don't let him do "White Rabbit.
" - It makes him freak out.
- And this isn't freaking out? * I wish that I had Jessie's girl * * I wish that I had Jessie's girl * * Why can't I find a woman like that * "Jessie's Girl.
" All right! Thanks a lot, Richard.
- Wait.
"Hot Blooded" while I still got 'em.
- Thanks.
We appreciate it.
- Are we good? - Step on.
All right.
Take it easy.
All right.
Hey, guys, what's happening? I'm Mighty Mike in the house.
We're gonna take it back to the old school one time.
I know you all know this one, so sing along as you feel it.
Do it now * There once was a boogie singer * * Playin' in a rock 'n' roll band * * I never had no problem, yeah * * Burnin' down the one-night stands * * When everything around me, yeah * * Got to start feelin' so low * * And I decided quickly * * Yes, I did * * To disco down and check out the show * * Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin' * * And just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted * * Play that funky music, white boy * * Play that funky music right * * Play that funky music, white boy * * Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die * * Till you die * * Until you die * * Till you die! * * Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die Oh, my God.
You don't understand.
I have never gotten up in front of people like that.
It was like It was like I was possessed or something.
It's the power of funk.
And you, you were amazing! I mean, you're like this karaoke genius.
Well, you know, I like to keep the ladies guessin'.
You definitely do.
I- I still wanna listen to music.
Do you wanna come in? Come on! ItÂ’ll be fun.
Of course it'll be fun.
We're definitely fun together.
But then it's gonna be proving time again, where you try to prove to yourself that you're open-minded about the fat guy.
And I thought we already did that experiment, and it didn't work.
So just don't invite me in, and we'll leave it at that.
OK.
So, I'll see you around.
I like to start sessions off with new clients by having them repeat a few phrases just to make sure we all have our ears on, OK? You ready? Repeat everything I just said.
- Uh, I like to - I like to - start off with new clients - start off with new clients - by having them repeat things I just said.
- By having them repeat - Make sure they've got their ears on.
- Make sure they have their ears on.
OK.
Another point I like to make is that the very fact that you're here is evidence that this marriage can survive.
Uh, there's no marriage.
Oh.
Well.
Sean, how do you feel about that? Did you hear what she said? Did that sting or anything? Um, Megan's not my wife.
OK, people, look.
Step one a little optimism doesn't hurt.
Actually, we're not married.
We're dating.
Oh.
Oh! Then what's that ring on your ring finger? An eyeball.
Uh, well Why don't we just jump right into some role-playing.
OK? Megan, I want you to be Sean.
Talk to me as if you were Sean.
So, Sean, what is the problem here? I don't We fight a lot.
And we break up and then we get back together, and it's annoying.
Actually, my rabbi suggested that we come see you.
It's true.
That's good, very good.
Now, Megan, how do you feel about that assessment? You don't have to agree.
No, I do agree.
Actually, it's I'm sorry.
- Do you have a problem? - Nothing.
It's just my, uh It's my leather panties are riding up again.
Sorry.
Ow.
- Why do you two think you fight so much? - Because I'm self-centered.
Who are you now? - Sean! Obviously.
- Oh, you're self-centered? Thanks! I take my insecurities out on my boyfriend, who happens to have a lot of interests.
Forgive him.
- Oh, ho-ho! Oh, you wanna come to my bar mitzvah? You wanna see my movie? You wanna try some Smoothaise? - Smoothaise? Who are you now? - Excuse me for being interesting.
Instead of figuring out what makes me happy, I'll go out and get another tattoo.
OK.
Look, let's just go back to being who we are, all right? And repeat after me "We've got problems.
" - We've got problems.
- We've got problems.
Yes, you guys replaced our nozzle hose last week, and the thing snapped off again.
I don't know.
The neck or the head.
Whatever you guys call it.
- Are you OK? - No.
- Excuse me.
I'd like to order, please? - We'll be right there.
What do you mean, turn it off? Your guy specifically told us not to do that.
- Ask him about the pump.
- He said it would break the pump.
That guy doesn't work there anymore.
Turn it off.
OK, not next week! That is completely unacceptable.
Listen, listen, I am the manager at Dean & Deluca, and if there's one thing we need, it's a functioning steamer.
Yes, 3:00 will be great.
Thank you very much.
I'll see you at 3:00.
Ugh! OK, I'm late for the hospital.
I've got to let Javier know that everything is OK here.
You're not the best liar.
- While I'm gone, you'll be in charge.
- No, no, no.
That's not smart.
Come on, I have faith in you.
Hi.
Did you, uh, talk to Richard? Noel? - Hi.
- Hey.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
I was, uh, just thinking about my upcoming expulsion.
Oh.
Well, I'm sure Richard will figure something out for you.
That doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
Um, I just wanna say that the way you're protecting Felicity is really understanding.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, she told me the next day that you'd T.
P.
'd together.
You're a good friend.
I remember when I first came here.
Elena told me that you two, you know, used to go out.
And now you're friends.
And I thought, that must be kinda tough, being friends with your ex.
It never worked out for me.
But you two are incredible.
You just have this amazing friendship.
Whatever happens, you have each other.
And that's special.
Yeah, it is.
I couldn't find your lilac nightgown.
I didn't know which slippers you wanted, so I just brought them both.
Thank you, my angel.
Javier, you're gonna be fine.
Not if they don't stop this crazy beeping! So, how is Dean & Deluca without me? Um, well, everything is actually great.
Everything's running smoothly I mean, not that we don't wish you were there, because we do.
- And when I'm not there, Ben's in charge.
- Benjamin? OK, I said I said no stress.
It's fine.
Trust me.
- Am I flat-lining? - No, it's my cell phone.
Hi.
You fixed it.
- Fixed what? - Nothing.
Everything's fine.
Right? It's good, it's good.
OK, we got the manager here.
- Ben, what happened? - This thing caught on fire.
- How? I don't know how! Then the alarm went off.
I called the fire department.
- Then the sprinklers went off.
- There has to be some valve My God! - I know, I know, I know.
- Where would it be? Uh, the thing in the back.
What about the thing in the back? - Javier is gonna kill us.
- I know, I know.
Put it on there.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
OK, wait.
Start again.
- No way.
I'm never - So, how come there are no customers? - Hey! Come here! - Come here and help us.
- What are we doin'? - You gotta pull this.
- Ahh! - You guys, keep going! Oh, it's stopping.
Oh, God! - You guys all right? - Thank you.
You're welcome.
Is that what you really think? That I take out all my personal frustrations on you? That I'm unhappy in my life and so I try to make you suffer for it? Dr.
Zwick suggested that we not do this at home.
I don't think we need Dr.
Zwick to solve this problem.
Is that what you really think? Do you really think all I care about is myself? Sean, everyone who knows you thinks that.
I'm an entrepreneur, Megan.
If you don't like that, you can leave it.
That's my point.
I want out.
If you are so self-involved and shallow as to think that all the problems in our relationship are my fault Wait! Let me guess.
You're breaking up with me.
Yes! Finally! Why am I not shocked by that? The second anything gets a little annoying, you run.
You go straight for the breakup card.
If we're so miserable, why are we still together? Maybe we shouldn't be together.
But even I know that a real relationship, with depth and communication, takes work.
You know what? I dare you not to break up with me and go to our appointment today.
- I'll see you there.
- Fine.
Fine.
Jerk! The good thing is your floor is triple-coated and multi-drained, so you're not gonna get your waterlogged, oversaturated scenario.
About how long do you think this will take to clean up? Pump, double fan, blower, extractor, manual work I can make this happen by 4:00.
- You mean we could reopen today? - If the three of you help me out.
My crew's on another job in Tredbeck.
This ain't nothin'.
Did you guys hear that? Can you stick around till 4:00? I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah.
I don't mind the suction cup sensation in my shoes.
- I had a great time last night.
- OK.
No, it was more than great.
It was the best time I've had in a long time.
There was chemistry between us.
Don't you dare say - that you didn't feel it.
- OK, maybe I felt it.
- Maybe? - Shh.
I invited you in because I think that you are amazing and funny and great.
And I didn't want our date, or whatever you want to call it, to end.
Instead of being honest with me and telling me what was really going on in your messed-up head, you accused me of being obsessed with your fat again! When you're the only person that's obsessed with your fat! Relax.
I'm leaving! We're closed.
What the hell's goin' on? You guys taking a coffee break? No.
The sprinklers went off - Did you talk to the dean? - Yes.
- You're gonna graduate.
- Yes! Thank God! No, thank me.
I had to pull some serious strings, Crane.
You owe me huge.
All right.
You*** want a cup of coffee as a token of my appreciation? - I didn't say you were off scot-free.
- What are you talking about? The administration accepted a plea bargain.
You gotta restock the bathrooms in every building on campus.
- What do you mean, every building? - 40 buildings, 200 bathrooms.
- What? - You wanna graduate or what? You should be kissing my ass.
Yeah, I know, I know.
You're right.
I just Noel, can I get a hand back here.
Yeah.
- Um, thank you.
Really.
- Yeah.
Hey, Richard.
Don't "hey" me.
I know all about your little library escapade.
All right, Noel's taking the fall for you.
Are you aware of that? Is he gonna get in trouble or something? I'm not saying Sean hasn't been through a lot this year.
Losing a testicle's a big deal.
I get it.
OK, repeat that.
- Losing a testicle's a big deal.
She gets it.
- Go on.
Our whole relationship, it's like the "Sean Show.
" It's always about him.
All right, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called "I Love My Partner, but" Megan, you go first.
Just finish the sentence.
Why does she get to go first? Because I'm the one with the Ph.
D.
, OK? OK, go.
I love my partner, but he always has to go first.
Did you see that? It just proves my point! All he cares about is himself.
That's why he's having this stupid bar mitzvah.
"Stupid bar mitzvah"? This is really good.
I hope you're getting this.
When I say "stupid," I mean stupid for you.
It's just another event so we can all focus on Sean.
It's like that stupid endless documentary.
What the hell is that? You're like this 27-year-old guy who's hanging out mostly with college students, inventing things that don't work, spending time making this worthless documentary, and then finding God and deciding, "Oh, I'm gonna have a bar mitzvah.
It's the only thing in my life that works!" Thank you for doing this.
You're welcome.
I just mean, I know that it was uncomfortable for you, sort of.
If it was that awkward, I wouldn't have come.
And thank you for the Richard thing for not telling him that I was with you that night.
Don't worry about it.
I just have to restock some toilet paper - in, like, 200 bathrooms.
- Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So, are we really not gonna be friends anymore? Oh, I think I can put up with you for another three weeks.
Three weeks.
Wow.
You know, that job I offered you is still available.
Well, I actually I've kinda I made some other plans.
Oh.
Well, what what are your plans? Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Boulder with Ben.
Sean, you still haven't shared.
I know.
"I love my partner, but" I love my partner, but sometimes she makes it really hard to tell her the truth.
What does that mean? I am I am too old to, you know, for all my friends to be in college.
And all of my inventions really aren't worth anything.
The Independent The Independent Film Channel isn't interested.
They saw a rough cut of my movie, and a guy called me, and he said that they didn't have time on their schedule.
And when he, uh, when he hung up the phone, he didn't really hang it up.
So I could hear the conversation.
He was talking to some guy who worked there.
And he was, uh, he was laughing about my movie.
They were laughing about it, about about how amateurish it was.
You're right.
This bar mitzvah thing, it's a joke.
I have to I'm just gonna call it off.
I'll be right back.
Hey, how's inventory coming? I wanna call the supplier before they close.
- Yeah.
I'm almost done.
- What's wrong? I just got a call from that guy from Colorado.
They're pushing that whole job until September.
- So what does that mean? No job? - Yeah, no job.
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
It would've been nice to make enough money for next year.
It would've been nice.
- What? - Nothing.
You really wanted to go to Colorado, didn't you? Yeah, I actually really did.
So what do you wanna do? You know, Noel mentioned that job thing again in Seattle.
Do you wanna go? Hey.
Just wanted to talk to you about Seattle.
What about it? Well, Felicity's thinking about doing it the job, whatever it is, that you offered her.
- What? She's interested? - Yeah, she's thinking about it.
- What about Boulder? - Uh, Boulder fell through.
So here's the thing.
If she does do it, I'm probably gonna go.
And if I do, I just wanna make sure that you and me are gonna be cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're cool.
OK.
I shouldn't have brought up the job again.
It was a mistake.
- Why? - Because it's not worth it for me, not if Ben's gonna be there with you.
Noel, if I was going to Seattle, of course I would bring Ben.
He's my boyfriend.
I know.
I understand.
I've been reminded of that a million times lately.
- I get it.
- So you're only offering me the job if Ben doesn't go.
- What's going on? - I'm talking to Felicity.
- Yeah, I can see that.
- Do you mind? - Yeah, I kinda do.
You're being a dick.
- Ben.
- What? What's going on? - He's just talking to me.
- You know what? Forget it.
- No! - I said forget about it! - No, let's not.
Let's not forget it.
What are you doing? - What are you doing? - Hey.
Hey, hey, knock it off.
Listen.
You can talk to her all you want, but it's not gonna change a thing.
You got it? Not a thing.
You all right? I don't know.
They just hate each other so much and - I'm not supposed to be bothering you with this stuff.
- No, no, no.
It's OK.
Look, sweetheart, you know I love you, right? But you are trying to eat your cake, too.
You want both of these attractive boys in your life, and you can't have it that way.
- You made your choice.
Right? - Yeah, but that doesn't mean That shouldn't mean that I can't be friends with Noel.
Look at me.
Listen to me.
If you want to be with Benjamin, then be with him.
If you want Noel as a friend, that's OK, but you can't make him Benjamin's friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I know it's not easy.
It's like that song "Growing up is hard to do.
" You know I love you.
- You're free to go.
- Are you talking to me or her? You.
All your tests are negative.
Negative like, "I'm not going to live" negative? You had a panic attack.
You could lose a few pounds.
- OK, no need to get nasty.
- Take care.
It's not my time! I shouldn't have said what I did.
No.
If you felt it, it was real.
And you have to respect that.
It was kinda harsh, though.
Sorry.
I just had to walk around the block a few dozen times.
All right, I would like to play another game.
Can I role-play? Just for a second? Can I be Sean? - I got it, Megan.
I got it.
- Just for a second? OK.
- My name is Sean.
- And I'm a loser? This is unbelievable.
- Please, can we stop? - And my girlfriend can be so mean.
She says things that She talks before she thinks.
And she's so sorry.
She's so sorry, she doesn't even have words to express it.
That's how sorry she is.
But she loves me so much.
Because more than anything else, I, Sean am brave.
I try.
I put myself out there.
When I have an idea, I do something.
I see it through.
And I don't care what anyone thinks, especially some doofus at the Independent Film Channel.
And because of that, I'm more of a man than even I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm s I'm sorry.
All right, a kiss doesn't mean bliss.
No.
You two have a lot of problems.
There's a lot of work to be done.
How is next Wednesday for People? Hello? Hello? Yeah? - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.
I feel so stupid that I thought, even for a second, the three of us could go to Seattle.
I mean, I get it.
It's a great opportunity.
I'm not going.
I wanna spend the summer with you, just the two of us.
Listen, l I wanna be clear about this.
I don't want you to feel like I'm asking you to cut Noel out of your life, 'cause I'm not.
No, I know you're not.
That's something I have to figure out.
OK.
Come back after finals.
I have three long essays to read by 9:00 a.
m.
tomorrow.
- You want me to go? - Not if you're here to apologize.
I am.
OK.
Well, get to it.
OK.
Uh Damn.
I thought about what you said and OK, maybe you were inviting me in because you liked me.
- Maybe? - OK, definitely.
It's just hard for me to believe that someone like you could seriously be into someone like me.
Not that it hasn't happened in the past, you know.
I have had girlfriends before, and they didn't all look like me.
But the thing is, it's usually some situation where she just got dumped by this super stud, and she looks at me like I'm a safe bet, and I'm a lot of fun, and she won't have to care, because obviously I should be grateful that she went out with me at all.
And I gotta say, I don't wanna be that guy anymore.
I don't want you to be grateful that I go out with you.
Good.
I can't make any promises about the future.
I got it.
I know that I have baggage from my past relationships, but so do you.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
And we haven't even begun to talk about how you feel about - Noel? - Yeah? Um, it's it's Felicity.
Can I come in? OK.
I- I just wanted to tell you that I can't take that job.
I can't go to Seattle.
This is like the 30th bathroom I've been to.
Yeah, me too.
Noel, I don't wanna lose you.
- Ourfriendship means so much to me.
- Stop.
Just don't say anything else.
Look, I know what you're gonna say that, uh, that I'm your friend, your best friend.
And that we have a history together and that that means something.
It does mean a lot, actually.
I just I love you too much to be friends right now.
I hope you understand that.
Sorry.
I'll miss you.
* I met you once before.
The first time * * Cinema one or two, I noticed you * * Standing in line * * Your eyes met mine * * And I could not look away * * There we were * * A perfect moment * * A perfect moment in time * * For a moment you were mine * * I wasn't ready for the last time * * But wasn't I supposed to let you go * * Just for a moment you are mine *
I'm moving to Seattle.
We should T.
P.
the library.
That would make Richard crazy! - You'd love if Avery got between me and Felicity.
- I think she has.
The only person getting between me and Felicity is you.
- What is he talking about? - She kissed me.
One kiss.
Felicity, look, I'm sorry, OK? That was completely insensitive of me.
I had no right to do that.
Let's just forget about it.
No, that never works.
We have to talk about this.
Will you just wait? Otherwise it's gonna fester.
Then one day all this rage and resentment you're feeling towards me is gonna come to the surface and explode, so just talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about.
I'm dating Ben, and I don't have anything to reveal to you.
Unless there's something you want to tell me.
Then you should tell me now.
No.
No, there's nothing.
You just kissed me! I know.
Can we just drop it? Just drop it, please.
It just feels weird to just drop it now.
You were the one who didn't wanna talk about it.
I don't.
But now I don't like the way I feel either.
How do you feel? I feel like I don't know how to be normal with you again.
You know what the truth is? I don't know if I even know what that is anymore with you.
Friends! That's what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean, but I don't know the last time I felt that way.
Then this whole year's been a lie.
Maybe it has.
* Can you become * * Can you become * * A new version of you * * A new wallpaper * * A new shoe leather * * A new way home * * I don't remember * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * * New version of you * * I need a new version of me * Here you go.
Hey, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Listen.
I hate that fight we had.
- I know.
So do I.
- It doesn't matter what Noel or Avery want.
- I know.
It's what we want.
- Exactly.
- I know, I know, I know.
So, can we just What? You wanna make up? - Can we just do that? - Yes, please.
Yes.
OK, what does it feel like when I'm having a heart attack? Javier, you look really pale.
It's hard for me to breathe.
It's like an elephant sat on my chest.
- Call a cab.
- OK.
- Oh, it's happening again! - OK.
Are you there, God? It's me, Javier.
Look, if I make it through this, I promise I'll work out every day weights and cardio.
And I'll stop bad-mouthing Consuela, and I'll tell Samuel about those Milky Ways I have hidden in the linen closet.
And I'll go to confession more, even though Father John's got that B.
O.
Hey.
I reached Samuel.
He's gonna fly back this afternoon.
OK, good.
I hope he makes it in time to say adios.
Listen, if I don't make it, I want you to have my collection of cashmere sweaters.
Why don't we wait for the results of the test before you start writing a will, OK? - OK.
- OK, Mr.
Quintata.
I have the results of your cardiac enzymes.
- OK, I can't take this.
- It's OK.
They're normal, and you didn't have a heart attack.
But your EKG does show the possibility of an arrhythmia.
- What does that mean? - It means your heart is beating with an irregular rhythm.
It could be nothing, but we should admit you for observation.
- I'll check in on you later.
- OK.
That's it.
I'm dead.
No, you're not.
This is good news.
She said it could be nothing.
This is my house key, OK? I need you to go home, feed Mommy, and bring me a nightgown.
The lilac one.
It has a periwinkle collar, very nice.
It's in plastic.
This hospital gown makes me look like I'm as big as a house.
And if I'm going to be observed, I want to be observed looking thin.
This is the manager key to Dean & Deluca.
You're the boss now.
Javier, my personal life is a mess right now.
I have finals! I mean, is there anyone else who can do this? I trust only you.
I need you.
You heard the doctor.
I have a rhythm! OK.
How's it goin'? Oh, God! It is so hard to write a bar mitzvah speech.
It's the first public address for me as an actual man.
What? - Nothing.
Good luck with your speech.
- Thank you.
So I'm gonna see you there later, right? You know, I don't really think that we need couples therapy.
- Yes, we do.
- Why? Why? We're kissing.
We're talking.
We had sex last night.
Wait, no, no, we didn't.
God, that was an amazing dream.
OK, we have issues, Megan.
We do.
We have problems.
Come on! We fight and break up and get back together three times every week! I dated a guy with a pierced scrotum.
I'm just saying that this is not the most abnormal relationship I've ever been in.
We're going to therapy, OK? We're going to therapy.
We have an appointment.
And you even agreed to it.
You said, "Sean, I'll go.
" Remember? - Didn't you say that? Good.
- Yes! Fine.
Bye.
People think they can get away with anything these days.
You know? No one's willing to suffer the consequences anymore.
Take responsibility for their actions.
And you know who takes the fall? - You? - Damn straight.
The president.
- People love kicking me around.
- I'm sure whoever did it regrets it.
We're about to find out.
Hey, what's with all the messages? - This is videotape.
- Yes, it is.
It's not just any videotape.
It's the surveillance tape from this very library.
You're busted, Crane.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
You're practically waving at the camera on this thing.
Might as well be your graduation picture.
That is, assuming you're still graduating.
If it were up to me, this would be in the fire now.
But the administration's seen it, and they want heads to roll.
Preferably yours and whoever your partner is.
- You can't see who it is? - No.
But I've got a pretty good idea.
Don't look at me.
I'm not saying anything.
I know you're covering, man! And you're only making it worse.
It's not me, it's the administration.
Then talk to them.
You can do something, all right? Convince them.
I'm not gonna lose everything I've worked for over a couple rolls of toilet paper.
All right, I'll see what I can do, but I'm not gonna make any promises.
All right.
I'm sorry you had to see that.
Hey! Oh, hey.
How's it goin'? I'm surviving.
God, I spent so much time preparing for the MCATs, I don't think I'm gonna make it through finals.
Look, um I've been feeling stupid about about the kiss.
- You shouldn't feel stupid.
- Look, um, it was it was a mistake, and, um, I'm sorry.
I just think maybe we should spend a little time together.
We should hang out, see how things go.
Well, what did you have in mind? Coffee, a drink.
You know.
How do you feel about karaoke? - What are you doing? - I'm studying.
- You're eating my cereal.
- What do you mean, "your cereal"? - I mean I bought it yesterday.
- You can have the cereal, but we both know what you're really pissed off about.
I think I left my French book here.
My final's tomorrow, so Hey.
- Your class wasn't canceled, was it? - I wish.
Why? Because I'd drag you back to Dean & Deluca with me.
I called everyone.
Do you know how many people agreed to take an extra shift? - How many? - Zero.
- Yeah, it's tough being the manager.
I know.
I have a whole new respect for what Javier does.
Do you realize that besides you, I'm the only one working this week? Which screws me for finals.
Plus, I forgot to pick up Javier's nightgown.
The hospital one makes him look fat.
I can pick that up after class if you want.
- No, it's OK.
I'll do it.
- What can I do? - You know what you can do? - What? I have to ask Noel to work at Dean & Deluca.
He's the only one left.
He's worked there before.
He knows the place.
He's in love with you.
Whatever he is with me I mean I'm the manager at that store, and I have to keep it running.
- He's my only hope.
- Well, ask him.
I don't care.
Not that he's even gonna say yes, but in the event that he does, will you promise - to be nice to him? - I'm always nice to him! Can I just get right to the point? Sure.
Thanks.
Um, look, I know things are weird between us.
But I also know us well enough to know that we're gonna get through this.
Anyway, if there is any way we can get through this together while you're helping me out by taking some shifts at Dean & Deluca, it would make my life like a thousand times better right now.
Please.
If that helps.
It doesn't help.
"Please" doesn't help.
- I can't do this anymore.
- Do what? I don't wanna be the the loser guy friend anymore.
You're not the loser guy friend.
All right.
Next time Ben goes to Southampton with Avery or the next time he beats up a frat guy or the next time he does something stupid, like he's bound to do, I'm not gonna be there for you.
You're on your own.
* Jessie is a friend * * Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine * * But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define * * Jessie's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine * * And she's watching him with those eyes * God bless him for trying! Well, whatever you do, you don't let him do "White Rabbit.
" - It makes him freak out.
- And this isn't freaking out? * I wish that I had Jessie's girl * * I wish that I had Jessie's girl * * Why can't I find a woman like that * "Jessie's Girl.
" All right! Thanks a lot, Richard.
- Wait.
"Hot Blooded" while I still got 'em.
- Thanks.
We appreciate it.
- Are we good? - Step on.
All right.
Take it easy.
All right.
Hey, guys, what's happening? I'm Mighty Mike in the house.
We're gonna take it back to the old school one time.
I know you all know this one, so sing along as you feel it.
Do it now * There once was a boogie singer * * Playin' in a rock 'n' roll band * * I never had no problem, yeah * * Burnin' down the one-night stands * * When everything around me, yeah * * Got to start feelin' so low * * And I decided quickly * * Yes, I did * * To disco down and check out the show * * Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin' * * And just when it hit me, somebody turned around and shouted * * Play that funky music, white boy * * Play that funky music right * * Play that funky music, white boy * * Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die * * Till you die * * Until you die * * Till you die! * * Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die Oh, my God.
You don't understand.
I have never gotten up in front of people like that.
It was like It was like I was possessed or something.
It's the power of funk.
And you, you were amazing! I mean, you're like this karaoke genius.
Well, you know, I like to keep the ladies guessin'.
You definitely do.
I- I still wanna listen to music.
Do you wanna come in? Come on! ItÂ’ll be fun.
Of course it'll be fun.
We're definitely fun together.
But then it's gonna be proving time again, where you try to prove to yourself that you're open-minded about the fat guy.
And I thought we already did that experiment, and it didn't work.
So just don't invite me in, and we'll leave it at that.
OK.
So, I'll see you around.
I like to start sessions off with new clients by having them repeat a few phrases just to make sure we all have our ears on, OK? You ready? Repeat everything I just said.
- Uh, I like to - I like to - start off with new clients - start off with new clients - by having them repeat things I just said.
- By having them repeat - Make sure they've got their ears on.
- Make sure they have their ears on.
OK.
Another point I like to make is that the very fact that you're here is evidence that this marriage can survive.
Uh, there's no marriage.
Oh.
Well.
Sean, how do you feel about that? Did you hear what she said? Did that sting or anything? Um, Megan's not my wife.
OK, people, look.
Step one a little optimism doesn't hurt.
Actually, we're not married.
We're dating.
Oh.
Oh! Then what's that ring on your ring finger? An eyeball.
Uh, well Why don't we just jump right into some role-playing.
OK? Megan, I want you to be Sean.
Talk to me as if you were Sean.
So, Sean, what is the problem here? I don't We fight a lot.
And we break up and then we get back together, and it's annoying.
Actually, my rabbi suggested that we come see you.
It's true.
That's good, very good.
Now, Megan, how do you feel about that assessment? You don't have to agree.
No, I do agree.
Actually, it's I'm sorry.
- Do you have a problem? - Nothing.
It's just my, uh It's my leather panties are riding up again.
Sorry.
Ow.
- Why do you two think you fight so much? - Because I'm self-centered.
Who are you now? - Sean! Obviously.
- Oh, you're self-centered? Thanks! I take my insecurities out on my boyfriend, who happens to have a lot of interests.
Forgive him.
- Oh, ho-ho! Oh, you wanna come to my bar mitzvah? You wanna see my movie? You wanna try some Smoothaise? - Smoothaise? Who are you now? - Excuse me for being interesting.
Instead of figuring out what makes me happy, I'll go out and get another tattoo.
OK.
Look, let's just go back to being who we are, all right? And repeat after me "We've got problems.
" - We've got problems.
- We've got problems.
Yes, you guys replaced our nozzle hose last week, and the thing snapped off again.
I don't know.
The neck or the head.
Whatever you guys call it.
- Are you OK? - No.
- Excuse me.
I'd like to order, please? - We'll be right there.
What do you mean, turn it off? Your guy specifically told us not to do that.
- Ask him about the pump.
- He said it would break the pump.
That guy doesn't work there anymore.
Turn it off.
OK, not next week! That is completely unacceptable.
Listen, listen, I am the manager at Dean & Deluca, and if there's one thing we need, it's a functioning steamer.
Yes, 3:00 will be great.
Thank you very much.
I'll see you at 3:00.
Ugh! OK, I'm late for the hospital.
I've got to let Javier know that everything is OK here.
You're not the best liar.
- While I'm gone, you'll be in charge.
- No, no, no.
That's not smart.
Come on, I have faith in you.
Hi.
Did you, uh, talk to Richard? Noel? - Hi.
- Hey.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
I was, uh, just thinking about my upcoming expulsion.
Oh.
Well, I'm sure Richard will figure something out for you.
That doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
Um, I just wanna say that the way you're protecting Felicity is really understanding.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, she told me the next day that you'd T.
P.
'd together.
You're a good friend.
I remember when I first came here.
Elena told me that you two, you know, used to go out.
And now you're friends.
And I thought, that must be kinda tough, being friends with your ex.
It never worked out for me.
But you two are incredible.
You just have this amazing friendship.
Whatever happens, you have each other.
And that's special.
Yeah, it is.
I couldn't find your lilac nightgown.
I didn't know which slippers you wanted, so I just brought them both.
Thank you, my angel.
Javier, you're gonna be fine.
Not if they don't stop this crazy beeping! So, how is Dean & Deluca without me? Um, well, everything is actually great.
Everything's running smoothly I mean, not that we don't wish you were there, because we do.
- And when I'm not there, Ben's in charge.
- Benjamin? OK, I said I said no stress.
It's fine.
Trust me.
- Am I flat-lining? - No, it's my cell phone.
Hi.
You fixed it.
- Fixed what? - Nothing.
Everything's fine.
Right? It's good, it's good.
OK, we got the manager here.
- Ben, what happened? - This thing caught on fire.
- How? I don't know how! Then the alarm went off.
I called the fire department.
- Then the sprinklers went off.
- There has to be some valve My God! - I know, I know, I know.
- Where would it be? Uh, the thing in the back.
What about the thing in the back? - Javier is gonna kill us.
- I know, I know.
Put it on there.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
OK, wait.
Start again.
- No way.
I'm never - So, how come there are no customers? - Hey! Come here! - Come here and help us.
- What are we doin'? - You gotta pull this.
- Ahh! - You guys, keep going! Oh, it's stopping.
Oh, God! - You guys all right? - Thank you.
You're welcome.
Is that what you really think? That I take out all my personal frustrations on you? That I'm unhappy in my life and so I try to make you suffer for it? Dr.
Zwick suggested that we not do this at home.
I don't think we need Dr.
Zwick to solve this problem.
Is that what you really think? Do you really think all I care about is myself? Sean, everyone who knows you thinks that.
I'm an entrepreneur, Megan.
If you don't like that, you can leave it.
That's my point.
I want out.
If you are so self-involved and shallow as to think that all the problems in our relationship are my fault Wait! Let me guess.
You're breaking up with me.
Yes! Finally! Why am I not shocked by that? The second anything gets a little annoying, you run.
You go straight for the breakup card.
If we're so miserable, why are we still together? Maybe we shouldn't be together.
But even I know that a real relationship, with depth and communication, takes work.
You know what? I dare you not to break up with me and go to our appointment today.
- I'll see you there.
- Fine.
Fine.
Jerk! The good thing is your floor is triple-coated and multi-drained, so you're not gonna get your waterlogged, oversaturated scenario.
About how long do you think this will take to clean up? Pump, double fan, blower, extractor, manual work I can make this happen by 4:00.
- You mean we could reopen today? - If the three of you help me out.
My crew's on another job in Tredbeck.
This ain't nothin'.
Did you guys hear that? Can you stick around till 4:00? I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah.
I don't mind the suction cup sensation in my shoes.
- I had a great time last night.
- OK.
No, it was more than great.
It was the best time I've had in a long time.
There was chemistry between us.
Don't you dare say - that you didn't feel it.
- OK, maybe I felt it.
- Maybe? - Shh.
I invited you in because I think that you are amazing and funny and great.
And I didn't want our date, or whatever you want to call it, to end.
Instead of being honest with me and telling me what was really going on in your messed-up head, you accused me of being obsessed with your fat again! When you're the only person that's obsessed with your fat! Relax.
I'm leaving! We're closed.
What the hell's goin' on? You guys taking a coffee break? No.
The sprinklers went off - Did you talk to the dean? - Yes.
- You're gonna graduate.
- Yes! Thank God! No, thank me.
I had to pull some serious strings, Crane.
You owe me huge.
All right.
You*** want a cup of coffee as a token of my appreciation? - I didn't say you were off scot-free.
- What are you talking about? The administration accepted a plea bargain.
You gotta restock the bathrooms in every building on campus.
- What do you mean, every building? - 40 buildings, 200 bathrooms.
- What? - You wanna graduate or what? You should be kissing my ass.
Yeah, I know, I know.
You're right.
I just Noel, can I get a hand back here.
Yeah.
- Um, thank you.
Really.
- Yeah.
Hey, Richard.
Don't "hey" me.
I know all about your little library escapade.
All right, Noel's taking the fall for you.
Are you aware of that? Is he gonna get in trouble or something? I'm not saying Sean hasn't been through a lot this year.
Losing a testicle's a big deal.
I get it.
OK, repeat that.
- Losing a testicle's a big deal.
She gets it.
- Go on.
Our whole relationship, it's like the "Sean Show.
" It's always about him.
All right, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called "I Love My Partner, but" Megan, you go first.
Just finish the sentence.
Why does she get to go first? Because I'm the one with the Ph.
D.
, OK? OK, go.
I love my partner, but he always has to go first.
Did you see that? It just proves my point! All he cares about is himself.
That's why he's having this stupid bar mitzvah.
"Stupid bar mitzvah"? This is really good.
I hope you're getting this.
When I say "stupid," I mean stupid for you.
It's just another event so we can all focus on Sean.
It's like that stupid endless documentary.
What the hell is that? You're like this 27-year-old guy who's hanging out mostly with college students, inventing things that don't work, spending time making this worthless documentary, and then finding God and deciding, "Oh, I'm gonna have a bar mitzvah.
It's the only thing in my life that works!" Thank you for doing this.
You're welcome.
I just mean, I know that it was uncomfortable for you, sort of.
If it was that awkward, I wouldn't have come.
And thank you for the Richard thing for not telling him that I was with you that night.
Don't worry about it.
I just have to restock some toilet paper - in, like, 200 bathrooms.
- Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So, are we really not gonna be friends anymore? Oh, I think I can put up with you for another three weeks.
Three weeks.
Wow.
You know, that job I offered you is still available.
Well, I actually I've kinda I made some other plans.
Oh.
Well, what what are your plans? Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Boulder with Ben.
Sean, you still haven't shared.
I know.
"I love my partner, but" I love my partner, but sometimes she makes it really hard to tell her the truth.
What does that mean? I am I am too old to, you know, for all my friends to be in college.
And all of my inventions really aren't worth anything.
The Independent The Independent Film Channel isn't interested.
They saw a rough cut of my movie, and a guy called me, and he said that they didn't have time on their schedule.
And when he, uh, when he hung up the phone, he didn't really hang it up.
So I could hear the conversation.
He was talking to some guy who worked there.
And he was, uh, he was laughing about my movie.
They were laughing about it, about about how amateurish it was.
You're right.
This bar mitzvah thing, it's a joke.
I have to I'm just gonna call it off.
I'll be right back.
Hey, how's inventory coming? I wanna call the supplier before they close.
- Yeah.
I'm almost done.
- What's wrong? I just got a call from that guy from Colorado.
They're pushing that whole job until September.
- So what does that mean? No job? - Yeah, no job.
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
It would've been nice to make enough money for next year.
It would've been nice.
- What? - Nothing.
You really wanted to go to Colorado, didn't you? Yeah, I actually really did.
So what do you wanna do? You know, Noel mentioned that job thing again in Seattle.
Do you wanna go? Hey.
Just wanted to talk to you about Seattle.
What about it? Well, Felicity's thinking about doing it the job, whatever it is, that you offered her.
- What? She's interested? - Yeah, she's thinking about it.
- What about Boulder? - Uh, Boulder fell through.
So here's the thing.
If she does do it, I'm probably gonna go.
And if I do, I just wanna make sure that you and me are gonna be cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're cool.
OK.
I shouldn't have brought up the job again.
It was a mistake.
- Why? - Because it's not worth it for me, not if Ben's gonna be there with you.
Noel, if I was going to Seattle, of course I would bring Ben.
He's my boyfriend.
I know.
I understand.
I've been reminded of that a million times lately.
- I get it.
- So you're only offering me the job if Ben doesn't go.
- What's going on? - I'm talking to Felicity.
- Yeah, I can see that.
- Do you mind? - Yeah, I kinda do.
You're being a dick.
- Ben.
- What? What's going on? - He's just talking to me.
- You know what? Forget it.
- No! - I said forget about it! - No, let's not.
Let's not forget it.
What are you doing? - What are you doing? - Hey.
Hey, hey, knock it off.
Listen.
You can talk to her all you want, but it's not gonna change a thing.
You got it? Not a thing.
You all right? I don't know.
They just hate each other so much and - I'm not supposed to be bothering you with this stuff.
- No, no, no.
It's OK.
Look, sweetheart, you know I love you, right? But you are trying to eat your cake, too.
You want both of these attractive boys in your life, and you can't have it that way.
- You made your choice.
Right? - Yeah, but that doesn't mean That shouldn't mean that I can't be friends with Noel.
Look at me.
Listen to me.
If you want to be with Benjamin, then be with him.
If you want Noel as a friend, that's OK, but you can't make him Benjamin's friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I know it's not easy.
It's like that song "Growing up is hard to do.
" You know I love you.
- You're free to go.
- Are you talking to me or her? You.
All your tests are negative.
Negative like, "I'm not going to live" negative? You had a panic attack.
You could lose a few pounds.
- OK, no need to get nasty.
- Take care.
It's not my time! I shouldn't have said what I did.
No.
If you felt it, it was real.
And you have to respect that.
It was kinda harsh, though.
Sorry.
I just had to walk around the block a few dozen times.
All right, I would like to play another game.
Can I role-play? Just for a second? Can I be Sean? - I got it, Megan.
I got it.
- Just for a second? OK.
- My name is Sean.
- And I'm a loser? This is unbelievable.
- Please, can we stop? - And my girlfriend can be so mean.
She says things that She talks before she thinks.
And she's so sorry.
She's so sorry, she doesn't even have words to express it.
That's how sorry she is.
But she loves me so much.
Because more than anything else, I, Sean am brave.
I try.
I put myself out there.
When I have an idea, I do something.
I see it through.
And I don't care what anyone thinks, especially some doofus at the Independent Film Channel.
And because of that, I'm more of a man than even I know.
I'm so sorry.
I'm s I'm sorry.
All right, a kiss doesn't mean bliss.
No.
You two have a lot of problems.
There's a lot of work to be done.
How is next Wednesday for People? Hello? Hello? Yeah? - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm fine.
I feel so stupid that I thought, even for a second, the three of us could go to Seattle.
I mean, I get it.
It's a great opportunity.
I'm not going.
I wanna spend the summer with you, just the two of us.
Listen, l I wanna be clear about this.
I don't want you to feel like I'm asking you to cut Noel out of your life, 'cause I'm not.
No, I know you're not.
That's something I have to figure out.
OK.
Come back after finals.
I have three long essays to read by 9:00 a.
m.
tomorrow.
- You want me to go? - Not if you're here to apologize.
I am.
OK.
Well, get to it.
OK.
Uh Damn.
I thought about what you said and OK, maybe you were inviting me in because you liked me.
- Maybe? - OK, definitely.
It's just hard for me to believe that someone like you could seriously be into someone like me.
Not that it hasn't happened in the past, you know.
I have had girlfriends before, and they didn't all look like me.
But the thing is, it's usually some situation where she just got dumped by this super stud, and she looks at me like I'm a safe bet, and I'm a lot of fun, and she won't have to care, because obviously I should be grateful that she went out with me at all.
And I gotta say, I don't wanna be that guy anymore.
I don't want you to be grateful that I go out with you.
Good.
I can't make any promises about the future.
I got it.
I know that I have baggage from my past relationships, but so do you.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
And we haven't even begun to talk about how you feel about - Noel? - Yeah? Um, it's it's Felicity.
Can I come in? OK.
I- I just wanted to tell you that I can't take that job.
I can't go to Seattle.
This is like the 30th bathroom I've been to.
Yeah, me too.
Noel, I don't wanna lose you.
- Ourfriendship means so much to me.
- Stop.
Just don't say anything else.
Look, I know what you're gonna say that, uh, that I'm your friend, your best friend.
And that we have a history together and that that means something.
It does mean a lot, actually.
I just I love you too much to be friends right now.
I hope you understand that.
Sorry.
I'll miss you.
* I met you once before.
The first time * * Cinema one or two, I noticed you * * Standing in line * * Your eyes met mine * * And I could not look away * * There we were * * A perfect moment * * A perfect moment in time * * For a moment you were mine * * I wasn't ready for the last time * * But wasn't I supposed to let you go * * Just for a moment you are mine *