Sofia the First (2013) s03e16 Episode Script

( theme music playing ) SOFIA: I was a girl in the village doing all right Then I became a princess overnight Now I gotta figure out how to do it right So much to learn and see Up in the castle with my new family In a school that's just for royalty A whole enchanted world is waiting for me I'm so excited to be CHORUS: Sofia the First I'm finding out What being royal's all about Sofia the First Making my way It's an adventure every day Sofia It's gonna be my time Sofia To show them all that I'm Sofia the First SOFIA: Bad Little Dragon.
I'm so happy our parents said we could have a sleepover, Sofia.
Me too! A sleepover? A sleepover with my bestest bunny friend! Oh, we're going to have so much fun! I can make a campfire Crackle, I may be light and fluffy, but I am not a marshmallow.
Sorry.
Sorry.
We can play music, make Freezenberg braids, and have squishberries as a midnight snack.
They're my favorites.
I can't wait.
Then we don't have to.
Let's have some now.
They're especially good warmed-up.
Crackle! Oh, I'm on.
Check this out! ( giggling ) Perfect.
( laughs ) Thank you.
Mmm! ( munching ) Yummy! Squishberries are Crackle's favorite, too.
Ahem! Uh, food is my favorite.
Here you go, Clover.
( cooing sound ) What was that? Did you hear something? ( cooing ) ( cooing and babbling ) ( gasps ) That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Clover, Crackle, come see this little guy.
Aw! Aw! Cuchi-cuchi-cuchi-coo! Ah! ( giggling ) ( sighs sadly ) Oh, poor little thing.
It looks like he's all alone.
What should we do? I don't know, but I don't think we can just leave him here.
Ahh! Aw, look at that.
I think he wants to come home with us.
( happy cooing ) Maybe, my parents will let me keep him.
( gasps ) I've always wanted a baby dragon I didn't have to take care of.
Oh! Hmm.
Do you like the shiny necklace? ( cooing ) Come on.
Let's get him home.
Okay.
Crackle, you're a little bit too big for this basket.
Oh, what a cute little guy.
VIVIAN: He's adorable! SOFIA: Look, he smiled! ( grumbling ) ( baby dragon cooing ) ( bell chimes ) VIVIAN: Mom, Dad, we're home! Hello, girls.
How was the berry-picking? We got tons of berries.
Great.
I'll take those to the kitchen.
Chef Pietro can make berry pie for dessert tonight.
Mom, we also got a little something extra.
A baby dragon.
( coos ) Isn't he just the cutest thing ever? Where did you find it? In the woods.
He was all alone.
Can I keep him? Please? Oh, I don't know, Vivian.
A baby dragon? They're somessy.
Please, please, please, Dad.
( cooing ) He's too tiny to make a mess.
Oh, all right.
You can keep him.
Oh, thank you, Daddy! He certainly is cute.
Yes, he is.
All right already.
We get it.
He's cute.
KING MARCUS: ( laughing ) We'll take the berries to the kitchen.
( cooing ) What are you going to name him? Hmm I need a name as sweet and cute and lovable as he is.
How about Crispy? Ugh! I love your button nose The way you chew your toes I wanna dress you up And cover you with bows I like every pup too small for fiery stuff I wanna hug you so You know I can't get enough Your ears I can't pet enough From your shiny scales To your curly tail Oh, you, oh, you, oh, you Make my heart zing With your tiny wings You're the cutest thing Ahh! Who me?! Yes, you! Cuchi-coo! Watch how I char a stick That was your favorite trick The moment that we met I knew that we would click Such a cutie pie when you attempt to fly I'll do my greatest stunts I'll loop-de-loop way up high I hope it'll catch their eye From your shiny scales To your wiggly tail ( cooing ) Oh, you, oh, you, oh, you Make my heart zing With your tiny wings You're the cutest thing VIVIAN AND CRISPY: Doo doo doo doodlee doo Hey, Viv, hey, Viv Look at me too Hello! VIVIAN AND SOFIA: Oh, you, oh, you, oh, you Make our heart zing With your tiny wings You're the cutest thing CRACKLE: Look at me, everybody! Crackle, no loop-de-loops in the castle, remember? ( sighs ) ( yawning ) Oh, look, Crispy's tired.
Aw.
I bet he needs a nap.
Let's get you a blankie.
( gasps ) What blankie?! My blankie? No! Uh, Crackle, Crackle use your inside fire.
Oh, I can play you a lullaby.
( strumming softly ) That's beautiful, Vivian.
Thank you.
I just got it.
It's a one-of-a-kind mandolin made just for me.
And this lullaby is just for you, Crispy.
Oh, puh-lease.
( strumming ) It's wasted on him.
Babies can't appreciate good music.
( yawning ) I think it's working.
Aww! Aww! Come on.
Let's let him sleep.
Okay, we'll check on him after dinner.
Ow! VIVIAN: Oops, sorry, Crackle.
I didn't see you there.
Come on.
Let's go.
No.
Ugh! Did you see that, Clover? She didn't even notice me.
What are you talkin' about? Vivian.
Now that she's got a new dragon, it's like she's forgotten all about me.
Oh, come on.
You're just jealous.
That's not true! Aah! Oh, maybe it's a little true.
But she gave him my blankie.
( gasps ) Crackle! You took a blankie from a tiny, helpless little baby? You are a grown dragon! But it's my blankie! Come on.
Give the little guy a break.
He's probably cold, shivering, wishing he had something soft and warm to cling to.
Oh, all right.
All right.
( sinister deep-voiced laughter ) Finally! I thought that kid would never leave me alone.
Now, I can get this caper started.
What?! Hold it right there! Um Goo-goo You're no baby.
You can talk.
Admit it.
Uhgoo-goo ga-ga? Don't you goo-goo ga-ga me! You're a phony! All right.
You found me out.
I am really a grown-up dragon who just happens to have ( baby voice ) an adorable baby face! ( adult voice ) So now you know my little secret.
What say I cut you in on the job? Job? What are you talking about? I got a heist to pull off, see? There's a jewel room in this castle, and I'm going to rob it.
I'll, uh, split the take with you if you keep quiet.
What do you say, pal? I say, no way, you phony baby crook! Yeah, yeah, have it your way then.
But if you're not with me, then I'm against you.
I'm not gonna let some silly pet dragon get in my way! I'm gonna use this adorable face to make myself Vivian's number one, see? Yeah.
I'll be in.
You'll be out.
( sinister laughter ) Hmm! Clover! Listen.
Crispy is not a baby.
He's a mean, sneaky, grown-up dragon crook! Little Crispy-Wispy? Ah, not possible.
Totally possible.
He's just pretending to be a baby so he can steal our castle jewels.
Now, that's just ridiculous! I think you're getting a little carried away with the jealousy.
It's true.
And, he told me he was going to-- ( gulp ) get rid of me.
Crackle, how's he gonna-- ( gulp ) get rid of you? He's just a tiny baby with tiny paws.
CHEF PIETRO: ( gasps ) My pies! My pies! Someone ate all the squishberry pies! What?! They're gone.
All gone.
Just crumbs and scorch marks.
Scorch marks? Oh, Crackle, how could you? Me? I'm so sorry, Chef Pietro.
She's never done anything like this before.
It's really not like her.
Yeah.
Because I didn't do it.
( gasps ) It must've been Crispy.
He's trying to make it look like I did it.
( gasps ) He's trying to frame me.
Ohh! I guess I'll make cookies.
Crackle, there will be no squishberries for you for the rest of the week.
( whimpering ) I'm sorry, but you should know better.
Let's get back to dinner.
Sofia, wait! It wasn't me who ate the pies.
Honest.
It was Crispy.
I know it.
Crispy? But he's just a baby, Crackle.
He can't even fly.
How would he even get up there? Yeah.
She's having kind of a jealousy issue.
Ohh! No, I'm not! I'm having kind of a Crispy-is-a-huge- phony issue.
And he's a crook.
Sure! ( chuckles ) Told you.
I'm going to catch up with Vivian.
But, we can talk about it later, okay? I'm telling you.
It was Crispy.
He's trying to get rid of me by turning Vivian against me.
You're my best friend, Clover.
You believe me, don't you? Ehh ( gasps ) Look! Follow that trail and I promise you it will lead to Pies? Crispy.
Crispy pies? ( sighs ) CRISPY: Ahh! Ha ha! ( slurping ) ( burps ) Ahh! Huh? See, Clover.
I told you.
Okay, so? He likes pie.
I give you that.
But it doesn't make him a hardened criminal who's out to get you.
Ah ha ha ha ha! And look, he can fly, too! Come on.
We're following him.
CRISPY: ( laughing ) Here it is.
The jewel room, see? Piles of gold, silver, gems right behind this door.
Come to Papa.
I meanbaby.
( laughing ) Yo! He is a grown-up! Yeah.
You? I thought for sure you'd be kicked out of the house by now.
Well, I'm not! Now do you believe he's trying to get rid of me and steal the castle jewels? I do.
Listen, you, no one messes with my dragon, or my pies! We're going to run you outta this joint you big phony! Yeah! I don't think so, sweethearts, 'cause to do that, you'd have to catch me! ( laughing ) Oh, no! Get that crook! CRISPY: ( laughing ) Eat my dust, see? I'm makin' a clean getaway! What's the matter, kid? Too slow? ( gasps ) Was that Crackle? And Clover? SOFIA: Clover, stop! Got you now, you flying phony! No, I got you.
And I can't wait to see how you explain this.
Yeah! ( strings twang ) ( gasps ) No! Ah ha ha ha ha! ( growls ) VIVIAN: My new mandolin? Crackle, why would you do that? I don't even know what to say.
I never thought you could do something like this.
It was Crispy.
Sofe, it was Crispy.
She's telling the truth.
What? ( cooing ) Oh, no.
Crispy.
Did Crackle hurt you? ( gasps ) Crackle, I-- I just don't know what's gotten into you.
I'm sorry, but you are staying outside in your dragon house tonight.
( sighs ) Out, Crackle.
Now.
Poor Crispy.
Come on, boy.
Let's go find you a treat.
( huffs ) I'll be right back, Sofia.
Sofe, Crackle's right.
I saw Crispy eating the pies.
And then we caught him trying to sneak into the jewel room.
He's a phony.
A huge, tiny phony.
You've gotta tell Vivian.
Okay.
I'll be back.
Crackle, what are you doing? Leaving.
I know when I'm not wanted.
You don't have to leave.
I told Sofia all about Crispy.
She's gonna fix everything, I promise.
No.
Vivian won't believe her.
She's got her new baby dragon now.
( sniffs ) Crackle.
Crackle.
Wait! Come back! Crackle! Crackle! Crackle.
Sofia, stop! Crackle Crackle ( panting ) Crackle what? She ran away.
Oh, no.
Vivian! Vivian! I need to talk to you.
Now.
What's wrong? SOFIA: Crackle's run away.
VIVIAN: Wait.
What? Ha ha! Oh, no Maybe I was too hard on her.
Was I too hard on her? I never meant for her to leave.
I gotta go find her.
( cooing ) Uh, Sofia, will you keep an eye on Crispy for me? SOFIA: Uh, about Crispy Tell me later.
I've got to go find Crackle.
Oh! All right, Crispy.
The jig is up.
I know the truth.
What? Where'd he go? ( gasps ) The jewel room.
Right.
Hurry! Ah ha ha ha ha! I think we found him.
( coins clattering ) ( gasps ) Crispy! What? You! So, you brought your little human.
Think you can get the drop on me, eh? Huh! Fat chance.
I wouldn't be so sure about that, Crispy.
What? Double take! A human who can understand animals? So that's your play.
Well, it's still not gonna stop me, see? Aah! You are really not a baby.
And there's nothing adorable about you.
Yeah, you got that right.
Aah! ( straining ) Oh! Oh, no! Oh, yeah, doll-face.
It's bye-bye, baby, see? Ah ha ha ha ha! Aah! Sofia! Clover, go after him! I can't leave you here! I'm gonna get you out! ( grunting ) SOFIA: Clover? Clover.
( panting ) Crackle.
Crackle! Stop! ( gasps ) Vivian? Vivian! Oh, Crackle.
I'm so glad I found you.
I don't know what I would do if I hadn't.
Listen, I know I got angry, but I never, ever, ever wanted you to leave.
( sighs ) Solet's go home, okay? ( panting happily ) I know you and Crispy will find a way to get along.
( grunting ) It's no use.
Maybe you should go get help.
How? No one understands me but you.
I know.
Can you use your amulet to summon a princess to help? ( gasps ) My amulet.
That's it.
It can make me small enough to fit through the keyhole.
CLOVER: Ah! I knew I'd think of something.
I wish to be small.
Whoa! Oh I wish to be really small.
Ah, perfect.
Yes! ( groans ) Now, you are tiny and adorable.
I wish to be big.
Aah! Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
( straining ) Aah! ( thud ) Crispy! Drop those jewels.
( thud ) How'd you bust out of the hoosegow? Doesn't matter.
You can't stop me now, see? Yes, we can, Crispy.
CLOVER: Aah! Yah! Yeah! Take that.
No! Take this! CLOVER: Aah! CRISPY: ( laughing ) ( straining ) You're not gonna get away with this! What's that, doll? I couldn't hear you through my victory laugh.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ( both grunting ) ( gasps ) Crispy? You're flying? What are you doing? CRACKLE: Get back here, you crook! Vivian, stop him! What's going on? Crispy's a thief.
He's stealing your castle jewels.
What?! Back off, pally! I got a smoking-hot snout, and I'm not afraid to use it, see? Ow! Oh, my goodness.
Go, Crackle! All right, flatfoot, you asked for it! ( grunting ) Aah! My salad! My lettuce! My simoleons! My dough! My moola! My bacon! My bread! My cabbage! Hey, what is this? What's going on? I'm getting rid of you for good! ( grunting ) Let me outta here, see? If you know what's good for you! Let me outta here! There.
I'm gonna sue you for wrongful imprisonment! Crackle, that was amazing! Cute little Crispy is a thief? He is.
He just wanted to get into the castle so he could steal your jewels.
I can't believe it.
And he's not even a baby.
He's a grown-up.
He's a complete faker and a crook.
Oh, Crackle, I blamed you for everything today, and you didn't do any of it, did you? Crispy took the pies? And crushed my mandolin? Oh, I I never should have doubted you, Crackle.
I'm so sorry.
Can you forgive me? Royal families everywhere will be sleeping well tonight, thanks to you.
CRACKLE: Whoa! Huh! It's Crispy.
He's wanted all the way from here to Corinthia.
Ah, phooey! Yes, and we've got a cozy little fireproof cell waiting just for you.
( knock knock ) ( horses neighing ) ( crying ) I want my binky, see? I want my binky! ( crying ) Girls, thank you for saving our royal treasure.
It wasn't us, Dad.
It was Crackle.
She's the one who stopped Crispy.
Awshe's such a good dragon.
She's the best dragon.
Whoo-hoo! ( all gasping ) Sorry!