Bunnicula (2016) s03e17 Episode Script

1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
at the New Orleans
Food Festival.
Now, you guys be good,
and don't throw any wild
parties while we're away.
Yeah, time to party!
That's right, party time!
Oh, but, guys, she said
not to throw any parties.
BOTH: She said,
"No wild parties."
It just feels like
you're exploiting a loophole.
Oh, Chester, don't be
such a party pooper.
What? No, I'm not
a party pooper.
I like to have fun.
Just give me a chance.
(CHUCKLES) Okay,
we'll start with
Bobbing for apples!
(MUTTERS)
CHESTER: Wait,
before you go in,
nose plugs for everyone.
You don't wanna get water
in your schnoz.
And, uh, check
the temperature
of the water here.
Cool for me.
Uh, kinda pooping this one.
Let's try
Listening to fun music!
(METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE)
Let me just turn down
the bass here,
-and adjust the sound there.
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(SIGHS)
That's so much better.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Pooped.
Let's try
Dancing real crazy!
Okay, I can get into this.
Elbows in, straight back. Yep.
And this one's called
"shopping for soup".
Hey, Bunn, I think Chester
is too much
of a party pooper.
We gotta get a party
going so big,
he can't poop it.
(MUTTERING)
Oh, you got an idea.
Right behind you.
(STOMACH GROWLS)
(CHUCKLES)
(BEEPING)
(INDISTINCT SPEECH
OVER PHONE)
(MUTTERING)
Hey, who are you guys calling?
(MUTTERS)
CHESTER: The Party Animal
Party Expert?
So, what's a Party
(HORN BLARES)
What was that?
(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)
Oh, wow.
I can't wait
to see this. Come on!
-Hey!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Did somebody here
call for a party animal?
(BLARING)
(GROANS)
I'm here to make sure
the party is bouncing
until the break of dawn.
What, what-- But--
Time to set up shop.
Oh, snap.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Let's get this party started!
Aren't those speakers
a little large?
(CHUCKLES) Oh, this guy's
got jokes.
You're the wild one,
am I right, am I right?
(HORN BLARING)
(GROANS) Oh, yeah. Okay.
Look, guys, let's face it.
This just isn't my thing.
You guys go ahead
and have fun.
Just don't break anything.
(LAUGHS)
See you later, wild cat.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Time for me to do
what I do best.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(EXCLAIMS)
Hello, little doggy.
We hear you're
having a party.
(ALL CHEERING)
Bro, we hear there's
a party here, bro.
Bro, bro, bro. Yeah.
Party, bro.
Huh?
(MEOWS)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL WHOOPING)
Whoo-hoo!
Howdy there, partner.
My name's Put Put Pink,
and I was
-Party's in there.
-Thank you kindly.
Yee-haw! All right.
-The best party ever.
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
POLICE: This is the police.
We have complaints
about the noise.
Unless you have a permit,
we're gonna have to come
in there and shut this
party down.
Uh-oh.
What are we gonna do?
Don't worry, dog.
I gots the permit right here.
Tell him you're
gonna smash the door in.
Oh, good idea.
What's in there?
It says here,
"This permit grants
the possessor
"to party every day
and rock and roll all night."
Looks like it checks out.
I wonder why I never
get invited to parties.
COP 2: Because you have
two left feet.
I tried to show you.
(FUNKY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
Hey, guys. It's me, Mina.
Dad set up this
really old answering machine
so I could talk to you.
Guess what?
We're coming home early.
We'll be home in an hour.
I'll see you then.
(BEEPS)
Oh, cool. Mina's gonna
be home in an hour.
(TICKS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCATTING)
Bunnicula, it's an emergency.
Mina's coming home
in an hour.
What? Uh-oh.
Excuse me, Mr. DJ Man.
Um, hey, guys.
Pretty great party,
am I right?
You guys having a good
time or what, huh?
Yeah, totally.
Uh, here's the thing.
Our owner is coming back
any minute now,
so we should probably,
you know, wrap this up.
Did you say you wanna
hear some rap?
(IMITATES SCRATCH)
You got it. Oh!
(MUTTERS)
Oh, come on,
don't be like that.
Who wants
this party to end?
Well, you know,
my feet do kinda hurt.
And all this cardio
can't be good for me.
Yeah, and I have work
in the morning.
I think it's time
to call it a night.
-PATCHES: I say we just
call it right now, man.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Huh? No.
Party's not over until
the break of dawn.
Those are the rules.
And I say, keep dancing.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Huh?
(MUTTERS)
Oh, no, Bunnicula.
Everyone's dancing
against their will.
What are we gonna do?
This ship is not
only sea-worthy,
it's A-plus worthy.
Chester, help!
We're in serious trouble.
Not now, guys.
I am in the middle
of raising the mast.
-But, Chester,
the party animals
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-Magically zapped us
-BOTH: Hu-pah.
-And now we
can't stop dancing.
-BOTH: Get it.
Stop being boring
and help us.
Boring? I'm in the middle
of raising the mast
on an 18th century
Spanish Galleon.
(WHINES)
I can't believe I'm actually
using a three millimeter
laser-cut
(GROANS) So boring.
Wait a second.
We stopped dancing.
We did, we did!
Oh, Chester, your party
pooping pooped the party
right out of us.
I did what now?
Mina's gonna be here
in an hour,
and it's up to you
to poop this party away.
I am not a party pooper.
Uh-huh, yeah, let's go.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
Yeah.
Okay, even if I am
a party pooper,
I can't poop a party
of this scale by myself.
-I'd be pooped.
-Sure you can, Chester.
Just go up to people,
and tell them about all
the boring stuff you like.
I don't like boring stuff.
I like ships in bottles,
and books, and jazz.
Perfect. Now go tell
those people over there.
-Uh, okay.
-And Bunnicula?
(MUTTERING)
There's nothing
boring about you.
Go distract the Party Animal
while me and Chester
take care of the guests.
Right.
All right. Now it's time
to poop this party.
Party Animal's keeping
the pizza-rty going.
Check this out.
Yeah, uh, uh.
-Meh.
-Uh-oh, you stepping
up to me?
Awesome!
Let's see
what you got, Bunnicula.
(SCATTING)
Oh! Okay, pretty good.
Now check this out.
(SCATTING)
Kathy, Jim,
this is Chester.
Chester would like
to tell you about
his boring hobbies.
My hobbies aren't boring.
What is boring about
in-depth fantasy role-play?
-So I'm a 10th level
male ranger
-(SNORING)
Whoo.
Hey, we stopped dancing.
We can finally leave.
Thank you.
Ah, nailed it.
Why don't you tell her
about your cool
action figure collection?
Well, these are only two
examples from my collection.
But as you can see,
they are both in
I'm free.
-Bye!
-Wait, there's more.
Uh, uh.
I once built a Galleon
in a 20 ounce soda bottle.
The trick was
Watching paint dry
is a common thing.
Man, can I go home now?
CHESTER:
watch paint dry,
it's fascinating.
Feel it in the feet.
Try and top that, brosif.
Wait, what happened
to the party, dudes?
We pooped it.
And now that the party's over,
you have to leave.
(LAUGHS) Nah.
I'll just start
another party,
is what I'd do.
And at this party,
Mina and her dad are
gonna party till they drop.
Well then,
you left us no choice.
Chester, poop his party.
With pleasure.
Now let's talk
mini ship-building
tweezer selection.
Some enthusiasts will tell you
that any brand will do.
-I highly recommend
doing your research.
-PARTY ANIMAL: Yeah. Uh.
(GASPS) No.
Must poop through it.
Tax documents. Jazz.
Ships in bottles.
Politics.
I can't resist the party.
No. I'm partying.
PARTY ANIMAL: You feel it?
Yeah.
Huh? Whoa. He's got me.
Bunnicula, it's up to you.
But you're too fun. Oh, no.
Hmm. A-ha!
Hey, what you got there?
Celery?
Ooh, we can make
ants on a log.
Ultimate party food!
(CHOMPS)
(GROANING)
Wow, you look like
a bummer, Bunn-Bunn.
(LAUGHS)
By draing celery,
the most boring
vegetable there is,
Bunnicula became boring.
PARTY ANIMAL: I know
what'll fix ya. Party on!
No way.
My party magic didn't work?
How's this possible?
(MUTTERING)
Whoa, okay.
You're talking about carrots.
(MUTTERING)
I gotta keep party.
Party through it.
No! My party's pooped!
I should go.
I have to wake up
early tomorrow
to do laundry.
Great. Sounds responsible.
Okay, listen up.
We don't have much time
to clean up this mess
before Mina and her dad--
Hey, guys.
We're back from
the food festival.
MINA'S DAD: What?
Did someone have
a party in here?
Because my vase
was specifically right here.
There, that's better.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)