Erky Perky (2006) s03e17 Episode Script
Bug House
1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(laughter)
- You should have
seen your face!
(laughter)
(groans)
- Oh, for goodness sakes!
Can't you keep it down?
(laughs)
some bugs are just
so inconsiderate!
It's ridiculous, is it too
much to ask to get some
peace and quiet in your own,
huh?
Hmm.
(gasps)
Oh, peace and quiet at last!
(laughs)
- [Margaret] Seduca!
- I better fly before Aunt
Margaret has my larvae!
Thanks for a great party, Perky!
- You're welcome,
Seduca, any time!
- Later, Perky!
- Hey Erky, wasn't
it a great party, I,
Erky?
(grunts)
(gasps)
(laughs)
Erky!
Erk!
Hmm.
What's this?
Wow!
Well there you are!
- Have you ever seen
anything like it?
- It does feel
strangely familiar.
- Don't be ridiculous, Perky,
you've never been anywhere
like this before.
- No, really, I
think I have been.
(laughs)
Whoa!
I like that, that's kind of,
- A head bath!
This is paradise!
- I don't know, Erky
It's kind of creepy.
- Yet so much more!
Perky, my pal, pack your bags.
We're moving in!
(mutters)
- I still don't know why
we had to leave our place.
I was happy there.
- Just think of how much
more space we'll have!
I'll tell you what, pal, you
can even have first choice
of rooms, how does that sound?
- Hey, wait a
minute, I thought--
- Sorry pal, you
snooze, you lose.
(laughs)
Sweet dreams at last!
- This stinks.
- Wow, this is super
califabulocious!
- You think so?
- Most definitshly!
- Hmm, I don't know,
something's missing.
- All you need is a little
reconfiguration of the
interiosity, and you'll be
in domestic blisstitude!
(laughs)
Oh yeah, that's a,
(laughs)
Hmm, that's better.
(knocking)
- Oh, what now?
Don't open that door!
- Hiya, boys!
- Oh, hi, Frenzel.
- Oh, nice pad!
I brought you a
housewarming present.
- For us?
- Genuine Siamese squabbling
fleas, all the way from Carpet.
- Siamese squabbling fleas?
(buzzing)
(laughs)
Wow, hey thanks, Frenzel,
you shouldn't have!
- And yours for only two crumbs!
- But I thought--
- Hey, a bug's
gotta cover costs.
I'll put it on your tab.
- Oh it's,
oh!
- You're not supposed to eat
them, Perky, they're pets!
(coughs)
Wow, this is roomy!
- It's brilliant, we've
got more space than we know
what to do with!
- So maybe I could use a
corner to store some things?
- Oh, sure, Frenz--
- When I said we've
got more space--
- I'll even throw in two crumbs.
- Two crumbs?
For a corner?
Sounds fair.
- Thanks, Erky, I'll
take it off Perky's tab.
- Oh hi, Moldy.
- Blue boy!
- Oh!
- Well I'll be!
Hey, let me in!
- That was close!
(gasps)
- Pooky, kooky, ow!
(laughs)
Blue boy, you know I haven't
seen Siamese squabbling fleas
since I was knee
high to an aphid.
Of course, back
then, he used to--
- Oh, finally, some
peace and quiet.
(sighs)
Oh, I don't believe
it, what now?
(moaning)
- Okay, let's move it!
Hup, two three four,
hup two three--
- Ow!
- Frenzel, what are you doing?
- Hey Erky, I'm glad I
could take that extra space
off your hands.
- Uh oh.
- He still hasn't got the
hang of putting things
down gently.
- That's it, that's the dung
that broke the beetle's back!
- Wow, check it out!
Totally buggy!
- From now on, if anyone wants
to get inside, they'll have
to get past me.
And frankly, I don't
like their chances.
- I love your new crib, Perky.
- Wait 'til you see
the headbath room!
- A headbath, no way!
- Way!
- Cool!
- I told you!
- I wish I had my own place.
Away from Aunt Margaret's
beady bug eyes.
- Hey, wait a minute,
I have an idea.
(snoring)
(video game music)
- [Erky] Great!
I don't believe it!
And right in the middle
of a sweet dream!
- All right, party!
(laughs)
Funny!
(laughs)
- Okay, gimme 20 bug
ups and make it snappy!
- What are you doing?
- Hey, Erky, you
wanna join the class?
(strains)
- Perky, go Perky,
go Perky, go Perky,
- We're gonna break it down
'til the break of dawn!
- Over my dead body!
- I'm really starting to
like our new house, Erky!
(strains)
Hey!
- What are you staring at?
- Nothing, Erky, nothing at all.
(laughs)
(grunts)
- Boof help?
- No, you fool,
what are you doing?
(laughs)
Open plan, of course!
Boof, you're a genius!
This is great, room to breathe!
- Okay, up!
And down.
- Ow!
- Go Perky, go Perky, go Perky
(crackling)
(groans)
- Don't you ever let those
fleas out of that bag again!
- I won't.
- And no more parties, no
loud music and absolutely
no more visitors!
I want some sleep!
- Hey, the thing is,
Erky, I kind of--
Come on, Perky, let's party!
- We're gonna break it down
'til the break of dawn!
- No!
- Go Perky, go Perky, go Perky!
(upbeat music)
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(laughter)
- You should have
seen your face!
(laughter)
(groans)
- Oh, for goodness sakes!
Can't you keep it down?
(laughs)
some bugs are just
so inconsiderate!
It's ridiculous, is it too
much to ask to get some
peace and quiet in your own,
huh?
Hmm.
(gasps)
Oh, peace and quiet at last!
(laughs)
- [Margaret] Seduca!
- I better fly before Aunt
Margaret has my larvae!
Thanks for a great party, Perky!
- You're welcome,
Seduca, any time!
- Later, Perky!
- Hey Erky, wasn't
it a great party, I,
Erky?
(grunts)
(gasps)
(laughs)
Erky!
Erk!
Hmm.
What's this?
Wow!
Well there you are!
- Have you ever seen
anything like it?
- It does feel
strangely familiar.
- Don't be ridiculous, Perky,
you've never been anywhere
like this before.
- No, really, I
think I have been.
(laughs)
Whoa!
I like that, that's kind of,
- A head bath!
This is paradise!
- I don't know, Erky
It's kind of creepy.
- Yet so much more!
Perky, my pal, pack your bags.
We're moving in!
(mutters)
- I still don't know why
we had to leave our place.
I was happy there.
- Just think of how much
more space we'll have!
I'll tell you what, pal, you
can even have first choice
of rooms, how does that sound?
- Hey, wait a
minute, I thought--
- Sorry pal, you
snooze, you lose.
(laughs)
Sweet dreams at last!
- This stinks.
- Wow, this is super
califabulocious!
- You think so?
- Most definitshly!
- Hmm, I don't know,
something's missing.
- All you need is a little
reconfiguration of the
interiosity, and you'll be
in domestic blisstitude!
(laughs)
Oh yeah, that's a,
(laughs)
Hmm, that's better.
(knocking)
- Oh, what now?
Don't open that door!
- Hiya, boys!
- Oh, hi, Frenzel.
- Oh, nice pad!
I brought you a
housewarming present.
- For us?
- Genuine Siamese squabbling
fleas, all the way from Carpet.
- Siamese squabbling fleas?
(buzzing)
(laughs)
Wow, hey thanks, Frenzel,
you shouldn't have!
- And yours for only two crumbs!
- But I thought--
- Hey, a bug's
gotta cover costs.
I'll put it on your tab.
- Oh it's,
oh!
- You're not supposed to eat
them, Perky, they're pets!
(coughs)
Wow, this is roomy!
- It's brilliant, we've
got more space than we know
what to do with!
- So maybe I could use a
corner to store some things?
- Oh, sure, Frenz--
- When I said we've
got more space--
- I'll even throw in two crumbs.
- Two crumbs?
For a corner?
Sounds fair.
- Thanks, Erky, I'll
take it off Perky's tab.
- Oh hi, Moldy.
- Blue boy!
- Oh!
- Well I'll be!
Hey, let me in!
- That was close!
(gasps)
- Pooky, kooky, ow!
(laughs)
Blue boy, you know I haven't
seen Siamese squabbling fleas
since I was knee
high to an aphid.
Of course, back
then, he used to--
- Oh, finally, some
peace and quiet.
(sighs)
Oh, I don't believe
it, what now?
(moaning)
- Okay, let's move it!
Hup, two three four,
hup two three--
- Ow!
- Frenzel, what are you doing?
- Hey Erky, I'm glad I
could take that extra space
off your hands.
- Uh oh.
- He still hasn't got the
hang of putting things
down gently.
- That's it, that's the dung
that broke the beetle's back!
- Wow, check it out!
Totally buggy!
- From now on, if anyone wants
to get inside, they'll have
to get past me.
And frankly, I don't
like their chances.
- I love your new crib, Perky.
- Wait 'til you see
the headbath room!
- A headbath, no way!
- Way!
- Cool!
- I told you!
- I wish I had my own place.
Away from Aunt Margaret's
beady bug eyes.
- Hey, wait a minute,
I have an idea.
(snoring)
(video game music)
- [Erky] Great!
I don't believe it!
And right in the middle
of a sweet dream!
- All right, party!
(laughs)
Funny!
(laughs)
- Okay, gimme 20 bug
ups and make it snappy!
- What are you doing?
- Hey, Erky, you
wanna join the class?
(strains)
- Perky, go Perky,
go Perky, go Perky,
- We're gonna break it down
'til the break of dawn!
- Over my dead body!
- I'm really starting to
like our new house, Erky!
(strains)
Hey!
- What are you staring at?
- Nothing, Erky, nothing at all.
(laughs)
(grunts)
- Boof help?
- No, you fool,
what are you doing?
(laughs)
Open plan, of course!
Boof, you're a genius!
This is great, room to breathe!
- Okay, up!
And down.
- Ow!
- Go Perky, go Perky, go Perky
(crackling)
(groans)
- Don't you ever let those
fleas out of that bag again!
- I won't.
- And no more parties, no
loud music and absolutely
no more visitors!
I want some sleep!
- Hey, the thing is,
Erky, I kind of--
Come on, Perky, let's party!
- We're gonna break it down
'til the break of dawn!
- No!
- Go Perky, go Perky, go Perky!
(upbeat music)