Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight (2022) s03e17 Episode Script

[exclaiming, grunting]
Skadoosh.
[Klaus groaning]
[gasps]
[groaning continues]
[Klaus gasps]
[Klaus groaning]
[yawning]
[groans angrily]
[inhales, groans]
I can't concentrate with all this noise!
[groans]
How about we let
the little dude concentrate?
- I made no sound at all.
- Geez.
Whatever.
Huh?
So is the idea that he, like,
feels where the Lost City is, or
[scoffs] Lost City.
That wretched place stole half my life.
[Po grunts]
- Po.
- [grunts]
I'm still with you,
but if Klaus can't find the Lost City
or can't reach the Ancient Masters,
or they can't destroy the weapons,
what do we do?
[sighs] I mean, if it comes to that,
I guess we gotta fight Alfie ourselves.
I, I can't do that.
You totally can. You're scary strong.
Like, I'm scared of how strong you are.
You gotta believe.
It's not about believing.
He nearly killed me in the Ancient City,
and I just froze.
I can't fight my brother.
But, like, not even
if we really, really needed you to?
[inhales] Punch me in the face.
- What? Are you
- Punch me.
What? No.
- Come on. Do it! Hit me right here.
- [exclaiming]
Stop, I'm not gonna punch you.
You're my best friend, I [groans]
[sighs] Okay, okay, point made. Sheesh.
This is just like
The Time Before Time comics.
The Ancient Masters are gonna show up
when we need them most.
We just gotta get to 'em, okay?
[groans] Nobody look at me!
[atmospheric music plays]
[tense music plays]
What, what was that shaking just now?
The shaking is of no concern.
Come, I need your help inside.
[suspenseful music plays]
W-What are we looking for?
And what is this place?
You spent time with Lulu and her friends.
You know how they think,
what they might plot.
Where would you guess
they're bringing that weasel?
I haven't the faintest idea.
[Lucinda] After all, I've been with you.
[groans]
I need to know what they're planning.
Help me search.
[suspenseful music plays]
- [Klaus groans softly]
- [wind blowing]
[intriguing music plays]
[gasps]
[gasps]
Wait. I'm feeling something!
[music intensifies]
[gasps] Follow me!
After you!
- Or not.
- [groans]
- [lively music plays]
- [panting]
[exclaims] No, no, it's this way!
Come on, don't wanna get leafed behind.
[chuckles] Leafed. Get it?
Unfortunately, yes.
[lively music plays]
[Rukhmini] I can run all day,
as long as there's no snow.
Oh great. Just great.
[exclaims]
Klaus, can you, like,
use your power in a straight line?
[groans] Getting kinda dizzy.
[panting]
How do we know this is a magic wind
and not just a regular wind?
We're here.
Uh Where is here?
Many wanderers
Have passed through this land
But none have seen what lies at hand
A monster made of giant stone
Of magic that remains unknown
It blocks our trade, our food supply
But we refuse to go nearby
Because we know this Boulder Beast
Will make of us a crunchy feast
[sighs] Don't you just love poetry?
Um Who are you?
Uh, hi, hello. [sighs] Great bread.
You said something about a Boulder Beast?
[suspenseful music plays]
[rhino] First the river suddenly dried up,
and then the fires began.
We're running out of supplies fast,
and now that monster blocked our
only trade route through the mountains.
You should listen to Kemanzi's story,
and stay away.
[menacing music plays]
[groaning, creaking]
- [exclaims]
- [gasping]
[all exclaiming]
You shouldn't get too close.
The monster becomes violent.
Nah, it's fine!
We just need to get the big guy to eat us.
You want to be eaten?
Some of us don't.
Sure. Me and Blade have been eaten before,
and we're just fine.
Heck, Rukhmini lived in there for years!
You used to live in there?
I must know your story.
[groaning]
[exclaiming]
Good luck. Kemanzi, let's go.
I could figure out
how to move this thing from the inside.
- [rumbling]
- [yelling]
If you don't come back,
I'll tell your story!
Alright, so the trick is to look
as scrumptious as possible, like this.
Ooh, look at us,
a couple of plump little snacky snacks.
- Po, look out!
- [Po yelps]
- I guess he's not hungry.
- There's another way in, remember?
[Po] The foot!
I blasted out of this thing
using the Wugao Thumb.
The what?
[gasps] Go, go, go.
[rhythmic music plays]
[grunting]
[gasps] This is thrilling!
That's one word for it.
You guys? This is on all of you
for not looking delicious.
I cannot carry the team every time.
[groaning]
[exclaiming]
[yells]
[grunting]
[exclaims]
[grunting]
[yells, groans]
- [rhythmic music resumes]
- Wait for me, wait for me!
- [shrieks]
- [grunting]
Get up, kid. We're almost there.
[atmospheric music plays]
- That's right, Rocky. I'm back.
- It knows you.
[Po] Come on!
[groans]
[Akna] Wow. Can't you feel
the energy just shifting?
[Rukhmini] That's just
the smell of wet moss. Get used to it.
[groans]
[grunting]
[atmospheric music plays]
It's so fascinating.
You were trapped in this place?
[sighs] All those years wasted.
Decades I could have spent
with the people I love.
[ominous music plays]
[gasps, yelps]
[Po yells]
[yelling]
- [exclaiming]
- [Rukhmini] Calm down!
The whip is gone
so these guys are powerless.
[grunting]
[exclaims, groans]
[chuckles]
No power?
Yeah, I, I knew that. [clears throat]
Like I was saying, sooner the better.
[Po] Time to summon some Ancient Masters.
[soft music plays]
[groaning]
[wind blows]
[Klaus gasps]
[Klaus groans]
- Was that it?
- [groans angrily]
Yeah, uh, was that it?
[groans angrily]
The energy isn't strong enough here.
- [Klaus] I need more.
- [scoffs] More than in the magic monster?
You're not helping.
You're not helping.
- [Klaus] You're not helping.
- [sighs] I know where to go.
The place where Longtooth
hid the whip in the first place,
and the place where I met you.
All the way up there.
- [dramatic music plays]
- [Rukhmini] By the Statue of the Lost.
Uh, so, I can fly,
but how are you guys going to cross this?
[voice echoing]
That's right. Last time we were here,
we used vines to get across.
[chuckles]
Yeah, that one's on me.
Um, maybe we can find
another way to bridge the gap?
Nope. No other way across.
Guess it's time to leave
this lousy, musty dump.
- [rumbling]
- [gasps]
[dramatic music plays]
[exclaiming]
Wow! Would you look at that?
We can keep going.
Thanks for throwing us
a bodacious bone, universe!
Let's go.
[groans] Just my luck.
[intriguing music plays]
Hey Rukhmini, it's your moss friends.
You made these? They're cute.
Cute? They were my tormentors
as I was trapped in this dumb,
idiotic, good-for-nothing monstrosity.
[gasps] What is it doing?
It doesn't do anything.
It's just an unthinking pile of stone.
[groans]
- [rumbling]
- [dramatic music plays]
[gasps]
[Kemanzi] I think
you're hurting its feelings.
It doesn't have feelings.
Rukhmini, stop.
[grunts]
- [dramatic music plays]
- [yelling]
Maybe you should apologize?
Fine. I'm sorry.
Uh, you need to say it like you mean it.
I didn't mean any of it.
I was only joking.
[Rukhmini] Calm down.
[rumbling stops]
Clearly a coincidence.
Oh, stop insulting this city
and get us to that statue.
If any spot has
a little extra magic you can tap into,
it's gotta be right here.
[Blade] The Statue of the Lost.
[sighs] Let's get this over with.
[atmospheric music plays]
[inhales]
[wind blowing]
[Klaus groans softly]
[atmospheric music plays]
- [rumbling]
- [exclaiming]
[exclaiming]
[dramatic music plays]
[groans softly]
Is it working?
[female voice coughs] Who calls
the Great Masters from their sleep?
[mystical music plays]
The Ancient Masters!
[gasps] No offense.
[Po] I mean, ancient to us,
but you look great.
[chuckles] Hi.
Uh, Po the Dragon Master here.
Such an honor. I have so many questions.
Dragon Master?
Shouldn't you be the Panda Master?
Huh. Never thought about that.
- Po?
- Yeah?
- Later.
- Right, right, right. Priorities.
So, um, bad news first.
Remember those Tianshang Weapons you made
and then worked so hard to hide forever?
[Po chuckles]
Well
[grunts]
Once again, nothing.
- [groans]
- [gasps]
I have all the power in the world
and they're still
[whimpers]
[intriguing music plays]
- [gasps]
- [Alfie] What is that?
Oh, um, just a noodle advertisement.
It's buy two bowls,
get the third half off,
that type of thing.
- [whirring]
- [exclaiming]
[Alfie] Longtooth.
The Ancient Masters return.
You.
You took her side.
Don't be ridiculous.
You're both my children.
- I don't take sides.
- Go make some tea, Mother.
Alfie, you're being ridiculo [grunts]
Unhand me, you brute.
[Lucinda groans, strains]
[sighs]
- [Alfie] The Ancient Masters.
- [dramatic music plays]
This is troubling.
The weapons weren't made
to hold continents together.
Your brother is straining the elements.
The planet could be ripped apart
at any moment.
W-Wait, are you talking about,
like, the whole planet?
So many generations have passed,
and yet,
our poor decisions still haunt us.
I knew
we should have shot them into space.
[Master Ostrich] That whole plan
was a total failure.
- We did what we had to do.
- Or what you said we had to do.
- [Master Longtooth] Oh, real nice.
- Can you destroy the weapons or not?
[dramatic music plays]
The elements we summoned
to make the weapons
could be enough to destroy them.
Yes! Problem solved.
[Master Sloth] But
We need all four of us to do it.
We need Master Mastodon.
Oh. That's a new problem.
[groans] I'm losing them.
Free Mastodon, and we will finally
destroy the weapons once and for all.
Sorry. I couldn't hold it.
[groans] This is just perfect.
[Po] Blade, hold up.
Come on, Blade.
Wait up!
We can We can figure this out.
Sorry about your mission.
What did I tell you, kid?
Another waste of precious time.
It's not a waste.
I came looking for a story
to help move this monster, and I found it.
Yours.
Do yourself a favor and get
as far away from this thing as possible.
[emotional music plays]
You can move it.
Please! For my people!
Hey, Rocky!
[Rukhmini] Get up!
Get up!
What did I tell you? [scoffs]
[heavy thump, rumbling]
[stirring music plays]
[rock monster groans]
[gasps] It worked.
Mama. Mama.
Mama!
See? Your time in there was not a waste.
[stirring music continues]
- [cheering]
- Yeah!
- They did it!
- Our village is saved.
Is that thing calling you Mama?
The thief, trapped within the boulder
Life slipped away as she got older
Thirty years in isolation
[Kemanzi] But never lost determination
And when cruel fate made her return
She soldiered on, despite concern
[Kemanzi] So mountains parted like a wave
For through her fear she still stood brave
[clapping]
That was beautiful.
All this time I had no idea.
You're the strongest person I know.
[emotional music plays]
- [groans]
- [echoing applause]
You know, a wise person once told me
that sometimes
the only way out is through.
I told you, Po.
I can't fight my own brother.
[Blade] Just like you couldn't fight me.
Ow! [groans]
What was that?
You're my best friend.
Alfie's your brother.
But to save the world,
you've gotta fight him.
Po, we've covered this already. I can't
Just hear me out.
Alfie needs all five weapons
to control the Ancient Army, right?
If we take one weapon away, just one,
then Mastodon will be free,
and the Ancient Masters
[in unison] Can destroy the weapons!
[rousing music plays]
We need to get a message to my dad.
I'll deliver the message.
You need your friends.
[emotional music plays]
Then the only way out
is through.
[stirring music plays]
[rhythmic music plays]