Steven Universe (2013) s03e17 Episode Script

1 - Garnet: # We # - # Are the Crystal # - Steven: # Gems # - # we'll always save the day # Steven: # and if you think we can't # All: # we'll always find a way # - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - Garnet: # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # Steven: # And Steven! # We're here! Wow! The great north is so beautiful in person.
Wait, wait, stay right there! All right, smile! [Shutter clicks.]
Okay, now one where it looks like you're looking for a monster! [Clicks.]
Okay, now one like you made a joke! [Clicks.]
Okay, now, do one where the joke's not that funny, but it's more like a joke that makes you think.
Okay, I think that's enough photography.
But it's Connie's first mission! Her parents asked me to take lots of pictures.
Uh Thank you so much for letting me come on this mission, Pearl.
It's such an honor to work alongside you.
Well, Connie, your sword-fighting skills have far exceeded my expectations.
And, with my careful supervision, of course, I'm confident that you can handle a simple gem-recovery mission like this.
Thank you so much! I promise I won't let you down, ma'am! [Clicks.]
Connie's first mission! [Music.]
Recap the mission for us, Connie.
Garnet sensed some corrupted gem activity in these woods.
It is our job to locate it, destabilize its form and bubble it.
Very good.
Now, your human bodies aren't designed to last in this cold, so we'll have to be extra careful.
That's okay.
I've got this backpack filled with everything we need to survive in the wilderness.
And I brought board games in case we get bored.
Ah, yes.
Very good.
So, how will we know if this corrupted gem is nearby? [Growling.]
[All gasp.]
That's how! Here it comes! [Growls.]
[Roars.]
[Shutter clicks.]
Remember, you work together! - Ready, Connie? - Ready, Steven! [Roars.]
Two of them?! [Snarling and grunting.]
Steven, bubble! Bubble power! Theyran away? There weren't supposed to be two.
Oh, oh I have an idea! We could split up! You can go after one of them, Pearl, and Steven and I will go after the other one.
Connie, you are my pupil, so I know your combat skills are excellent.
But I'm afraid this is too risky.
You've never been in a real fight before.
Well, that's not true.
Connie defeated those gem experiments at the hospital.
But [Echoing.]
And look! I brought these walkie-talkies so we can talk to each other in case something happens! [Walkie beeps.]
But And I've read this book front to back, at least 20 times! [Sighs.]
Well, all right.
But as soon as you find the monster, contact me immediately.
I don't want you fighting this thing alone.
One more time, what are you looking for? Both: A monster.
What do you do when you find it? Call you.
And who's your favorite gem? [Disapproving.]
Pearl! Why, thank you! [Laughter.]
Now, be safe! Both: Yes, ma'am! [Music.]
All we have to do is follow these tracks.
Yeah.
These are fresh.
We trail it until it stops to rest.
Wow, Connie, you're a wilderness expert.
Well, I like to be prepared.
When civilization collapses and this world ends, I need to be ready to build the new one.
Yeah, I guess if homeworld invades Earth, things could get pretty crazy for humanity.
Forget gems.
Humans are already starting their own demise! Peak oil, Steven! How do we handle terminal decline without alternate energy sources?! [Walkie beeps.]
Pearl: How are you two doing? Are you hungry? Remember, you humans need to eat! Both: Yes, ma'am! Luckily, I packed plenty of survival fuel.
Time to get our protein on! [Chomp!.]
[Chomp!.]
Good thing this snow is here it makes following tracks a lot easier.
I'll say! So, these corrupted gems are like wild animals.
Just a bundle of fight or flight reflexes and survival instincts.
Well, they're like that now, but before they were different.
They used to be normal gems like Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet.
They had thoughts and feelings, friends I don't really know how the corruption works.
It's like they're sick.
They don't remember who they used to be.
Maybe they don't even know how to look like themselves anymore.
- Whoa.
You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, I know what'll cheer me up! Whoo-hoo! [Grunts.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oof! [Mumbling.]
[Walkie beeps.]
Pearl: Steven, Connie? I'm not having any luck finding this monster.
We might have to return to the temple and regroup.
No, no! We can handle it! We're making great progress.
We can definitely take care of this ourselves! Oh, well, you sound very confident.
Carry on then, and remember, Connie Stance wide, body lowered.
I've got it, ma'am.
Balance is the key [Walkie beeps.]
- Need some help there? - Yes, please.
[Grunts.]
[Laughter.]
Whoa.
Look at the tracks.
Whoa.
Now, this is a mess.
Some of these prints look humanoid.
Could Pearl have been here? But Pearl went the other direction.
[Shutter clicks.]
Monster humanoid monster.
What could this mean? We should probably take shelter from this blizzard.
But first, let's grab some of these pine needles.
We can brew a vitamin-C-rich tea with them so we don't get scurvy.
Like a pirate.
The tea's ready! Here, try it! Thanks! [Slurps.]
- How is it? - It's Hmm.
- It's bad.
- Well, yeah.
It's not about tasting good, Steven, it's about surviving the punishment of nature.
[Slurping.]
So, why were there humanoid tracks out there? They weren't ours, and they weren't Pearl's.
It couldn't have been the monster.
Unless it's just some guy in a monster suit.
But that kind of thing only happens in cartoons, usually over a property dispute.
Maybe it is a guy in a monster costume.
- You think so? - I don't mean literally, silly.
What I mean is there might be a conscious gem - still inside there somewhere.
- Is that possible? What if the monster is turning back and forth into its original form.
If it is, it might not be as corrupted as we think.
There might still be a chance to save it.
How? I can't heal gems that are corrupted at least not all the way.
But if it's half-corrupted [Snarling.]
[Both gasp.]
This way! [Both panting.]
- Ah! - Ow.
Shh! [Snarling.]
It seems scared.
Is it running from us? What if it's running from itself? Shh! Keep your voice down! [Walkie beeps.]
Pearl: Hello, you two! How's it going? This weather has really taken a turn for the worse, and I would hate to be responsible for putting you two in danger.
Make sure you bundle up with Steven! Turn it off! I'm trying! Oh! And, remember, if you find the monster, don't make any loud, startling noises.
- Hello?! Anyone there?! - Stupid, slipper mittens.
I'm just going to keep talking until somebody answers.
[Grunts.]
Steven! [Snarling.]
Wait.
Let me try talking to it.
Hey.
How's it going? Um, can you hear me? Are you in there somewhere? You can control this.
Remember who you used to be.
Steven, I don't think it's working.
[Roaring.]
[Both scream.]
[Grunting.]
Steven! Hey! Over here! Connie, what are you doing?! [Growling.]
I I don't know.
Iwasn't prepared for this.
[Walkie beeps.]
Pearl: Steven, Connie?! Is this because of the "favorite gem" thing? Heh, that was just a joke! [Chuckles.]
- Don't tell Garnet.
- Connie! Pearl, we found the monster! - What?! - We need your help! I'll be right there, Connie! [Gasps.]
Who's that?! B-B-B-B-B-B-Bubble! Aaah! [Grunting.]
[Gasps.]
[Roaring.]
[Poof!.]
- Jasper.
- Those footprints.
The monsters were running from her.
Connie, where's the Jasper! [Chuckles.]
Hey, Rose, look what I got.
[Shutter clicks.]
[Chuckles.]
- [Sighs.]
Are you two okay? - Yeah, we're fine.
Oh, thank goodness.
What a disaster.
I never would have let you come on this mission if I knew Jasper would be here.
- I'm sorry.
- What? I thought I'd be ready to fight, but I wasn't.
- I failed.
- You weren't supposed to fight.
You were supposed to call me, and you did.
- This was a total success.
- Connie's first mission! Connie's first mission! - Group picture.
- Steven! [Laughs.]
Oh.
Another picture? - Tell me when you [Shutter clicks.]
- Eh, got it.
Oh, no.
Are your parents going to see this? My parents see all of my photos, ma'am.
Pearl: Hmm.
If I could begin to do Something that does right by you I would do about anything I would even learn how to love