The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e17 Episode Script

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO, PLUS SOME MORE YEARS, I WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO AGO, PLUS SOME MORE YEARS, I WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO HAVE A BEARD.
THE FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT TO HAVE A BEARD.
THEY CARVED MY FACE IN THE HAVE A BEARD.
THEY CARVED MY FACE IN THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
THEY CARVED MY FACE IN THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
I AM NOT A CROOK! SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
I AM NOT A CROOK! Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
I I AM NOT A CROOK! Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
I STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
I STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR.
STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR.
NO, NO, NO! THAT'S ALL WRONG! THE POOR.
NO, NO, NO! THAT'S ALL WRONG! Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
AW, NO, NO, NO! THAT'S ALL WRONG! Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
AW, COME ON, MR.
SMALL! Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
AW, COME ON, MR.
SMALL! THIS PLAY NEEDS MORE ACTION.
COME ON, MR.
SMALL! THIS PLAY NEEDS MORE ACTION.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK AN THIS PLAY NEEDS MORE ACTION.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK AN AUDIENCE WOULD RATHER WATCH -- A I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK AN AUDIENCE WOULD RATHER WATCH -- A LOAD OF PEOPLE GOING, AUDIENCE WOULD RATHER WATCH -- A LOAD OF PEOPLE GOING, "NUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH," OR LOAD OF PEOPLE GOING, "NUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH," OR ME GOING, "IT BELONGS IN A "NUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH," OR ME GOING, "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"? ME GOING, "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"? [ WHIP CRACKS .]
MUSEUM!"? [ WHIP CRACKS .]
DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [ WHIP CRACKS .]
DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [ IMITATING GUNSHOTS .]
DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [ IMITATING GUNSHOTS .]
[ Deep voice .]
THAT'S MY SECRET.
[ IMITATING GUNSHOTS .]
[ Deep voice .]
THAT'S MY SECRET.
I'M ALWAYS ANGRY.
[ Deep voice .]
THAT'S MY SECRET.
I'M ALWAYS ANGRY.
[ GROWLS .]
I'M ALWAYS ANGRY.
[ GROWLS .]
SURE, YOU CAN [ GROWLS .]
SURE, YOU CAN [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY .]
SURE, YOU CAN [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY .]
AHHH! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY .]
AHHH! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! GUMBALL WINS.
FATALITY.
AHHH! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! GUMBALL WINS.
FATALITY.
[ Normal voice .]
AND THEN I KISS GUMBALL WINS.
FATALITY.
[ Normal voice .]
AND THEN I KISS THE GIRL.
[ Normal voice .]
AND THEN I KISS THE GIRL.
[ SMOOCHES .]
THE GIRL.
[ SMOOCHES .]
NO? OH, COME ON! [ SMOOCHES .]
NO? OH, COME ON! THIS PLAY STINKS! NO? OH, COME ON! THIS PLAY STINKS! I MEAN, DARWIN DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THIS PLAY STINKS! I MEAN, DARWIN DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A ROLE! I MEAN, DARWIN DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A ROLE! Darwin: SURE, I DO! A ROLE! Darwin: SURE, I DO! IF I DON'T FLIP THIS SWITCH, Darwin: SURE, I DO! IF I DON'T FLIP THIS SWITCH, NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE IF I DON'T FLIP THIS SWITCH, NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE PLAY.
NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE PLAY.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU KNOW WHEN PLAY.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "I COULD DO THAT JOB Gumball: DUDE, YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "I COULD DO THAT JOB WITH MY LITTLE FINGER?" PEOPLE SAY, "I COULD DO THAT JOB WITH MY LITTLE FINGER?" IN YOUR CASE, IT'S WITH MY LITTLE FINGER?" IN YOUR CASE, IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
IN YOUR CASE, IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.
Darwin: BUT I ONLY HAVE ACTUALLY TRUE.
Darwin: BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE FINGER.
Darwin: BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE FINGER.
IF YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED, ONE FINGER.
IF YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED, AUDITION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED, AUDITION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
Gumball: I'M A SERIOUS ACTOR.
AUDITION LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
Gumball: I'M A SERIOUS ACTOR.
I DON'T AUDITION.
Gumball: I'M A SERIOUS ACTOR.
I DON'T AUDITION.
FINE.
JUST LEAVE ME YOUR HEAD I DON'T AUDITION.
FINE.
JUST LEAVE ME YOUR HEAD SHOT AND GO.
FINE.
JUST LEAVE ME YOUR HEAD SHOT AND GO.
Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, SHOT AND GO.
Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, YOU WANT A HEAD SHOT? Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, YOU WANT A HEAD SHOT? HOW'S THIS FOR A HEAD SHOT? YOU WANT A HEAD SHOT? HOW'S THIS FOR A HEAD SHOT? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
HOW'S THIS FOR A HEAD SHOT? [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ POP! TWANG! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ POP! TWANG! .]
OW.
[ POP! TWANG! .]
OW.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OW.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
I AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
I AM SO SORRY.
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
I AM SO SORRY.
I WAS AIMING AT THE HEAD SHOT.
AM SO SORRY.
I WAS AIMING AT THE HEAD SHOT.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- I WAS AIMING AT THE HEAD SHOT.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO -- OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS.
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS.
ANDSCENE.
I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS.
ANDSCENE.
AAAAAAAAAH! ANDSCENE.
AAAAAAAAAH! WHY, JOE, YOU BE MORE CAREFUL AAAAAAAAAH! WHY, JOE, YOU BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME.
WHY, JOE, YOU BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME.
WATTERSON! NEXT TIME.
WATTERSON! YOU'RE IN DETENTION FOR THE REST WATTERSON! YOU'RE IN DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.
YOU'RE IN DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH.
Gumball: WHAT?! OF THE MONTH.
Gumball: WHAT?! BANANA JOE JUST GOT A SLAP ON Gumball: WHAT?! BANANA JOE JUST GOT A SLAP ON THE WRIST FOR WHAT HE DID! BANANA JOE JUST GOT A SLAP ON THE WRIST FOR WHAT HE DID! BANANA JOE WAS RUNNING THE WRIST FOR WHAT HE DID! BANANA JOE WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE HALL.
BANANA JOE WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE HALL.
YOU SHOT AN ARROW INTO A THROUGH THE HALL.
YOU SHOT AN ARROW INTO A TEACHER'S HEAD.
YOU SHOT AN ARROW INTO A TEACHER'S HEAD.
Gumball: OKAY, YOU'RE MAKING TEACHER'S HEAD.
Gumball: OKAY, YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND BAD, BUT IT WAS JUST Gumball: OKAY, YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND BAD, BUT IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! IT SOUND BAD, BUT IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
AN ACCIDENT! HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
SO, LET'S SAY THE DESK IS THE HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
SO, LET'S SAY THE DESK IS THE STAGE AND I'M THE COFFEE CUP, SO, LET'S SAY THE DESK IS THE STAGE AND I'M THE COFFEE CUP, MR.
SMALL IS THE GROSS PORTRAIT STAGE AND I'M THE COFFEE CUP, MR.
SMALL IS THE GROSS PORTRAIT OF MISS SIMIAN, HE WAS HOLDING MR.
SMALL IS THE GROSS PORTRAIT OF MISS SIMIAN, HE WAS HOLDING THIS BUNCH OF HEAD SHOTS, WHICH OF MISS SIMIAN, HE WAS HOLDING THIS BUNCH OF HEAD SHOTS, WHICH ARE THESE STICKY NOTES HERE, AND THIS BUNCH OF HEAD SHOTS, WHICH ARE THESE STICKY NOTES HERE, AND I HAD MY BOW AND ARROW LIKE THIS ARE THESE STICKY NOTES HERE, AND I HAD MY BOW AND ARROW LIKE THIS PLASTIC BAND AND PAPER CLIP.
I HAD MY BOW AND ARROW LIKE THIS PLASTIC BAND AND PAPER CLIP.
AAH! PLASTIC BAND AND PAPER CLIP.
AAH! [ SQUEAK! THUD! .]
AAH! [ SQUEAK! THUD! .]
[ TING! ZAP! BOOM! .]
[ SQUEAK! THUD! .]
[ TING! ZAP! BOOM! .]
[ ALARM RINGING .]
[ TING! ZAP! BOOM! .]
[ ALARM RINGING .]
LET'S MAKE IT THREE MONTHS' [ ALARM RINGING .]
LET'S MAKE IT THREE MONTHS' DETENTION.
LET'S MAKE IT THREE MONTHS' DETENTION.
Gumball: DUDE, I SWEAR, DETENTION.
Gumball: DUDE, I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I THINK THE WHOLE Gumball: DUDE, I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME.
SOMETIMES I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME.
[ COIN CLATTERS, MACHINE WHIRS .]
WORLD IS AGAINST ME.
[ COIN CLATTERS, MACHINE WHIRS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ COIN CLATTERS, MACHINE WHIRS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GASPS .]
AHH! [ GASPS .]
AHH! Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
AHH! Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE MAYBE Darwin: I DON'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE MAYBE IT'S KIND OF BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE MAYBE IT'S KIND OF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE, UH -- IT'S KIND OF BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE, UH -- Gumball: STREETED? LITTLE, UH -- Gumball: STREETED? Darwin: WELL Gumball: STREETED? Darwin: WELL Gumball: CHEATED OUT OF Darwin: WELL Gumball: CHEATED OUT OF THINGS I DESERVE? Gumball: CHEATED OUT OF THINGS I DESERVE? Darwin: EH THINGS I DESERVE? Darwin: EH Gumball: UNJUSTIFIABLY Darwin: EH Gumball: UNJUSTIFIABLY SHUNNED? Gumball: UNJUSTIFIABLY SHUNNED? Darwin: I WAS KIND OF GOING SHUNNED? Darwin: I WAS KIND OF GOING MORE FOR A WEEPING SORE OF Darwin: I WAS KIND OF GOING MORE FOR A WEEPING SORE OF ANNOYING.
MORE FOR A WEEPING SORE OF ANNOYING.
Gumball: HEY! ANNOYING.
Gumball: HEY! [ Demonic voice .]
BACK OFF! Gumball: HEY! [ Demonic voice .]
BACK OFF! THEY'RE MY CHIPS! [ Demonic voice .]
BACK OFF! THEY'RE MY CHIPS! [ GRUNTING .]
THEY'RE MY CHIPS! [ GRUNTING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: [ MUNCHING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: [ MUNCHING .]
[ COIN CLATTERS .]
Gumball: [ MUNCHING .]
[ COIN CLATTERS .]
[ BANG! .]
[ COIN CLATTERS .]
[ BANG! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BANG! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
UGH! [ LAUGHS .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
UGH! [ GASPS .]
DUDE.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
UGH! [ GASPS .]
DUDE.
I THINK I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHY [ GASPS .]
DUDE.
I THINK I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHY THINGS NEVER GO MY WAY.
I THINK I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHY THINGS NEVER GO MY WAY.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
FINALLY.
THINGS NEVER GO MY WAY.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
FINALLY.
Gumball: THERE'S A SECRET Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
FINALLY.
Gumball: THERE'S A SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
Gumball: THERE'S A SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
Darwin: I'M SORRY.
WHAT? SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
Darwin: I'M SORRY.
WHAT? Gumball: DUDE, THINK ABOUT Darwin: I'M SORRY.
WHAT? Gumball: DUDE, THINK ABOUT IT -- I DIDN'T GET IN TO THE Gumball: DUDE, THINK ABOUT IT -- I DIDN'T GET IN TO THE SCHOOL PLAY, BUT SOME PEOPLE IT -- I DIDN'T GET IN TO THE SCHOOL PLAY, BUT SOME PEOPLE DID, JOE GOT AWAY WITH MURDER SCHOOL PLAY, BUT SOME PEOPLE DID, JOE GOT AWAY WITH MURDER WHEN I GOT PUNISHED FOR ALMOST DID, JOE GOT AWAY WITH MURDER WHEN I GOT PUNISHED FOR ALMOST NOTHING, AND NOW THIS! WHEN I GOT PUNISHED FOR ALMOST NOTHING, AND NOW THIS! I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND IT MIGHT NOTHING, AND NOW THIS! I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT, BUT THE EVIDENCE IS I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT, BUT THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING.
BE MY FAULT, BUT THE EVIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING.
THERE IS A SECRET SOCIETY IN OVERWHELMING.
THERE IS A SECRET SOCIETY IN THIS SCHOOL, A CORRUPT CIRCUIT THERE IS A SECRET SOCIETY IN THIS SCHOOL, A CORRUPT CIRCUIT PROMOTING INEQUALITY, A THIS SCHOOL, A CORRUPT CIRCUIT PROMOTING INEQUALITY, A DISGUSTING ORGANIZATION PROMOTING INEQUALITY, A DISGUSTING ORGANIZATION ENCOURAGING INJUSTICE AND DISGUSTING ORGANIZATION ENCOURAGING INJUSTICE AND ELITISM! ENCOURAGING INJUSTICE AND ELITISM! AND I WANT IN.
ELITISM! AND I WANT IN.
LOOK AROUND.
AND I WANT IN.
LOOK AROUND.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
LOOK AROUND.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Darwin: WHAT, LOCKERS? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
Darwin: WHAT, LOCKERS? Gumball: NO, THEIR SECRET Darwin: WHAT, LOCKERS? Gumball: NO, THEIR SECRET SIGNS -- SIGNS YOU SEE ON DOORS, Gumball: NO, THEIR SECRET SIGNS -- SIGNS YOU SEE ON DOORS, DOORS YOU CAN NEVER OPEN.
SIGNS -- SIGNS YOU SEE ON DOORS, DOORS YOU CAN NEVER OPEN.
SEE?! DOORS YOU CAN NEVER OPEN.
SEE?! Darwin: NO! SEE?! Darwin: NO! Gumball: FAIR ENOUGH.
Darwin: NO! Gumball: FAIR ENOUGH.
LET'S TRY SECRET HANDSHAKES Gumball: FAIR ENOUGH.
LET'S TRY SECRET HANDSHAKES FIRST.
LET'S TRY SECRET HANDSHAKES FIRST.
Darwin: SECRET HANDSHAKE? FIRST.
Darwin: SECRET HANDSHAKE? [ BELL RINGS .]
Darwin: SECRET HANDSHAKE? [ BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, I [ BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY.
Gumball: PRINCIPAL BROWN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY.
I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A NEW JUST WANTED TO SAY SORRY.
I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A NEW UNDERSTANDING.
I HOPE WE CAN COME TO A NEW UNDERSTANDING.
OKAY.
[ CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! WHAP! .]
Gumball: NO?! ITHINK I NEED TO WASH MY Gumball: NO?! ITHINK I NEED TO WASH MY HAND.
ITHINK I NEED TO WASH MY HAND.
Gumball: ALLOW ME TO HELP.
HAND.
Gumball: ALLOW ME TO HELP.
[ ALARM RINGS .]
Gumball: ALLOW ME TO HELP.
[ ALARM RINGS .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ ALARM RINGS .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: DUDE, IF THERE WAS A [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
Darwin: DUDE, IF THERE WAS A SECRET SOCIETY, THEY WOULDN'T Darwin: DUDE, IF THERE WAS A SECRET SOCIETY, THEY WOULDN'T WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT.
SECRET SOCIETY, THEY WOULDN'T WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT.
Gumball: OH, WE'RE NOT HERE WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT.
Gumball: OH, WE'RE NOT HERE TO READ, MY NAIVE FRIEND.
Gumball: OH, WE'RE NOT HERE TO READ, MY NAIVE FRIEND.
WE'RE HERE TO OPEN THE DOOR TO TO READ, MY NAIVE FRIEND.
WE'RE HERE TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THEIR SECRET LAIR.
WE'RE HERE TO OPEN THE DOOR TO THEIR SECRET LAIR.
Darwin: SURE.
THEIR SECRET LAIR.
Darwin: SURE.
Gumball: OR IS IT?! Darwin: SURE.
Gumball: OR IS IT?! OH, WAIT.
Gumball: OR IS IT?! OH, WAIT.
THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
OH, WAIT.
THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.
CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE [ As Darwin .]
"THERE IS NO CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE [ As Darwin .]
"THERE IS NO SECRET PASSAGE, [ As Darwin .]
"THERE IS NO SECRET PASSAGE, DETECTIVE WATTERSON.
SECRET PASSAGE, DETECTIVE WATTERSON.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS"? DETECTIVE WATTERSON.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS"? AND THEN I GO, "OR IS IT?!" THIS IS RIDICULOUS"? AND THEN I GO, "OR IS IT?!" Darwin: CAN YOU JUST PULL THE AND THEN I GO, "OR IS IT?!" Darwin: CAN YOU JUST PULL THE BOOK?! Darwin: CAN YOU JUST PULL THE BOOK?! Gumball: Or is it? BOOK?! Gumball: Or is it? AND NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS Gumball: Or is it? AND NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ROTATE THIS SHELF.
AND NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ROTATE THIS SHELF.
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO ROTATE THIS SHELF.
DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO AAAAH! DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO AAAAH! Darwin: OKAY.
THIS IS AAAAH! Darwin: OKAY.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOMENT NOT TO DO Darwin: OKAY.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOMENT NOT TO DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU WERE GOING TO PROBABLY THE MOMENT NOT TO DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU WERE GOING TO DO NEXT.
WHATEVER IT IS YOU WERE GOING TO DO NEXT.
Gumball: OR IS IT?! DO NEXT.
Gumball: OR IS IT?! HMM.
[ SIGHS .]
Gumball: OR IS IT?! HMM.
[ SIGHS .]
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
HMM.
[ SIGHS .]
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
[ GASPS .]
HERE! IT'S GOT TO BE HERE.
[ GASPS .]
HERE! YAH! [ GASPS .]
HERE! YAH! A SECRET LEVER! YAH! A SECRET LEVER! [ GASPING .]
A SECRET LEVER! [ GASPING .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ GASPING .]
[ COUGHS .]
OH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ COUGHS .]
OH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HERE'S THE DOOR I WAS LOOKING OH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
HERE'S THE DOOR I WAS LOOKING FOR.
HERE'S THE DOOR I WAS LOOKING FOR.
AHA! FOR.
AHA! OH, SORRY.
AHA! OH, SORRY.
WE JUST NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET OH, SORRY.
WE JUST NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD TO OPEN THE DOOR.
WE JUST NEED TO KNOW THE SECRET PASSWORD TO OPEN THE DOOR.
Darwin: THAT MAKES ABOUT AS PASSWORD TO OPEN THE DOOR.
Darwin: THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS EVERYTHING ELSE Darwin: THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE SAID TODAY.
MUCH SENSE AS EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE SAID TODAY.
Gumball: ROCKY! YOU'VE SAID TODAY.
Gumball: ROCKY! HE KNOWS EVERY INCH OF THE Gumball: ROCKY! HE KNOWS EVERY INCH OF THE SCHOOL! HE KNOWS EVERY INCH OF THE SCHOOL! HE'S GOT TO BE PART OF THE SCHOOL! HE'S GOT TO BE PART OF THE SOCIETY! HE'S GOT TO BE PART OF THE SOCIETY! TELL US WHAT IT IS! SOCIETY! TELL US WHAT IT IS! TELL YOU WHAT IS WHAT?! TELL US WHAT IT IS! TELL YOU WHAT IS WHAT?! Gumball: THE SECRET PASSWORD! TELL YOU WHAT IS WHAT?! Gumball: THE SECRET PASSWORD! OH, SURE.
NO NEED TO SHOUT.
Gumball: THE SECRET PASSWORD! OH, SURE.
NO NEED TO SHOUT.
MY ATM NUMBER IS 0380.
OH, SURE.
NO NEED TO SHOUT.
MY ATM NUMBER IS 0380.
MY E-MAIL PASSWORD IS MY ATM NUMBER IS 0380.
MY E-MAIL PASSWORD IS ROCKYROXXXX, WITH FOUR "Xs," AND MY E-MAIL PASSWORD IS ROCKYROXXXX, WITH FOUR "Xs," AND MY ELMORE PLUS IS UNBREAKABLE.
ROCKYROXXXX, WITH FOUR "Xs," AND MY ELMORE PLUS IS UNBREAKABLE.
Gumball: RIGHT.
MY ELMORE PLUS IS UNBREAKABLE.
Gumball: RIGHT.
WHAT IS IT, THOUGH? Gumball: RIGHT.
WHAT IS IT, THOUGH? UNBREAKABLE.
WHAT IS IT, THOUGH? UNBREAKABLE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
UNBREAKABLE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I NEED THE SECRET PASSWORD.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I NEED THE SECRET PASSWORD.
HERE.
HERE'S $20.
I NEED THE SECRET PASSWORD.
HERE.
HERE'S $20.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HERE.
HERE'S $20.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, BUT I CAN'T I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, BUT I CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
TALKING ABOUT HERE, BUT I CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
Gumball: COME ON, ROCKY! BE BOUGHT.
Gumball: COME ON, ROCKY! JUST TAKE IT! Gumball: COME ON, ROCKY! JUST TAKE IT! AAAH! I'M NOT FOR SALE! JUST TAKE IT! AAAH! I'M NOT FOR SALE! [ SOBBING .]
AAAH! I'M NOT FOR SALE! [ SOBBING .]
THIS IS WHY I QUIT BANKING! [ SOBBING .]
THIS IS WHY I QUIT BANKING! Darwin: GUMBALL, YOU'RE THIS IS WHY I QUIT BANKING! Darwin: GUMBALL, YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SERIOUSLY UPSET Darwin: GUMBALL, YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SERIOUSLY UPSET PEOPLE.
BEGINNING TO SERIOUSLY UPSET PEOPLE.
Gumball: YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN PEOPLE.
Gumball: YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN WE'RE PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH Gumball: YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN WE'RE PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH THE PRESIDENT.
WE'RE PLAYING RACQUETBALL WITH THE PRESIDENT.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
THE PRESIDENT.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
HUH? [ SHOES SQUEAKING .]
HUH? [ WHIP! .]
HUH? [ WHIP! .]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS .]
[ CREEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! .]
[ WHISTLE BLOWS .]
[ CREEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! .]
UGH! [ CREEEEEEEEEEEEEAK! .]
UGH! [ CREEEEEEEEAK! .]
UGH! [ CREEEEEEEEAK! .]
[ THUD! .]
[ CREEEEEEEEAK! .]
[ THUD! .]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! CLUNK! .]
[ THUD! .]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! CLUNK! .]
[ SQUISH! .]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! CLUNK! .]
[ SQUISH! .]
HMM.
[ SQUISH! .]
HMM.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
HMM.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Darwin: DUDE, SERIOUSLY? [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Darwin: DUDE, SERIOUSLY? COME ON.
Darwin: DUDE, SERIOUSLY? COME ON.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
COME ON.
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I JUST FEEL REALLY SLOW AND I'M SORRY, MAN.
I JUST FEEL REALLY SLOW AND HEAVY.
I JUST FEEL REALLY SLOW AND HEAVY.
Gumball: HE'S GONNA LEAD US HEAVY.
Gumball: HE'S GONNA LEAD US STRAIGHT TO THEM.
Gumball: HE'S GONNA LEAD US STRAIGHT TO THEM.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
STRAIGHT TO THEM.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
I'm hearing voices.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.
I'm hearing voices.
AND I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG! I'm hearing voices.
AND I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG! Gumball: HERE.
AND I'M SWEATING LIKE A PIG! Gumball: HERE.
THANKS.
Gumball: HERE.
THANKS.
WAIT! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?! THANKS.
WAIT! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?! Gumball: AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO! WAIT! IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?! Gumball: AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO! UGH.
Gumball: AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO! UGH.
Darwin: I THINK I KNOW WHY UGH.
Darwin: I THINK I KNOW WHY THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
Darwin: I THINK I KNOW WHY THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I ALWAYS GIVE UP TO SOON! Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I ALWAYS GIVE UP TO SOON! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
I ALWAYS GIVE UP TO SOON! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
AND MADE JUKE COME IN THE [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! .]
AND MADE JUKE COME IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM TO RECORD OUR AND MADE JUKE COME IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM TO RECORD OUR CONVERSATIONS.
GIRLS' BATHROOM TO RECORD OUR CONVERSATIONS.
HE TRIED TO BUG ME WITH CONVERSATIONS.
HE TRIED TO BUG ME WITH ACTUAL BUGS! HE TRIED TO BUG ME WITH ACTUAL BUGS! AAAH! ACTUAL BUGS! AAAH! [ SQUEAK! .]
AAAH! [ SQUEAK! .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I WISH I'D WORN MY UNDERPOT.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I WISH I'D WORN MY UNDERPOT.
I HEARD HE WENT THROUGH THE I WISH I'D WORN MY UNDERPOT.
I HEARD HE WENT THROUGH THE COACH'S POCKETS.
I HEARD HE WENT THROUGH THE COACH'S POCKETS.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS! COACH'S POCKETS.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS! [ ZIP! .]
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS! [ ZIP! .]
AAAH! [ ZIP! .]
AAAH! [ SMACK! .]
AAAH! [ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SLURPS .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SLURPS .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ SLURPS .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
WHAT IS HE DOING? [ SQUEAK! .]
WHAT IS HE DOING? Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IS HE DOING? Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
HE'S CHECKING FOR MEMBERSHIP Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
HE'S CHECKING FOR MEMBERSHIP TATTOOS.
HE'S CHECKING FOR MEMBERSHIP TATTOOS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TATTOOS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Darwin: HE THINKS HE'S A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Darwin: HE THINKS HE'S A FAILURE BECAUSE HE'S NOT A Darwin: HE THINKS HE'S A FAILURE BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF SOME SECRET SOCIETY AT FAILURE BECAUSE HE'S NOT A MEMBER OF SOME SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
MEMBER OF SOME SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
THERE'S A SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL.
THERE'S A SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL?! THERE'S A SECRET SOCIETY AT SCHOOL?! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
SCHOOL?! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
IF THERE WAS, AT LEAST HE'D STOP Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
IF THERE WAS, AT LEAST HE'D STOP HARASSING EVERYONE.
IF THERE WAS, AT LEAST HE'D STOP HARASSING EVERYONE.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM IS HARASSING EVERYONE.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM IS TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM IS TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
Darwin: WHAT?! NO! TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
Darwin: WHAT?! NO! HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ANYONE?! Darwin: WHAT?! NO! HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ANYONE?! YOU'LL JUST FUEL HIS MADNESS! HAS THAT EVER STOPPED ANYONE?! YOU'LL JUST FUEL HIS MADNESS! WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP YOU'LL JUST FUEL HIS MADNESS! WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP THAT KID, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STOP THAT KID, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW! THAT KID, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW! [ BLAM! .]
NOW! [ BLAM! .]
Gumball: OKAY.
[ BLAM! .]
Gumball: OKAY.
THE ANONYMOUS NOTE FROM Gumball: OKAY.
THE ANONYMOUS NOTE FROM BANANA JOE SAID MEET HERE AFTER THE ANONYMOUS NOTE FROM BANANA JOE SAID MEET HERE AFTER SCHOOL.
BANANA JOE SAID MEET HERE AFTER SCHOOL.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
SCHOOL.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ BLAM! .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ BLAM! .]
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! .]
[ BLAM! .]
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! .]
[ WHIP! WHIP! .]
[ BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! .]
[ WHIP! WHIP! .]
WELCOME TO THE SUPERSECRET [ WHIP! WHIP! .]
WELCOME TO THE SUPERSECRET POWERFUL BIG SECRET POWERFUL WELCOME TO THE SUPERSECRET POWERFUL BIG SECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY MEETING INITIATION TIME! POWERFUL BIG SECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY MEETING INITIATION TIME! All: SUPERSECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY MEETING INITIATION TIME! All: SUPERSECRET POWERFUL BIG SECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY All: SUPERSECRET POWERFUL BIG SECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY MEETING INITIATION TIME BIG SECRET POWERFUL SOCIETY MEETING INITIATION TIME Darwin: UGH.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? MEETING INITIATION TIME Darwin: UGH.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? BOXES ON HEADS? Darwin: UGH.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? BOXES ON HEADS? COME ON, GUMBALL.
BOXES ON HEADS? COME ON, GUMBALL.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, GUMBALL.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, THIS IS OUR LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Gumball: DUDE, THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE! Gumball: DUDE, THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE! Darwin: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, ONLY CHANCE! Darwin: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, AND NO AMOUNT OF SWEET-TALKING Darwin: THIS IS RIDICULOUS, AND NO AMOUNT OF SWEET-TALKING WILL CHANGE MY MIND.
AND NO AMOUNT OF SWEET-TALKING WILL CHANGE MY MIND.
Gumball: BUT IF YOU DON'T GET WILL CHANGE MY MIND.
Gumball: BUT IF YOU DON'T GET IN TO THE SECRET SOCIETY, TOO, Gumball: BUT IF YOU DON'T GET IN TO THE SECRET SOCIETY, TOO, I'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL IN TO THE SECRET SOCIETY, TOO, I'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THESE NEW BROS BUT NOT THE BRO I I'LL HAVE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THESE NEW BROS BUT NOT THE BRO I LOVE THE MOST.
THESE NEW BROS BUT NOT THE BRO I LOVE THE MOST.
[ SQUEAK! .]
LOVE THE MOST.
[ SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
[ SQUEAK! .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
APPROACH, UNDERLING! Darwin: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
APPROACH, UNDERLING! [ MEN CHANTING .]
APPROACH, UNDERLING! [ MEN CHANTING .]
Gumball: UH, GOOD A-- [ MEN CHANTING .]
Gumball: UH, GOOD A-- GOOD AFTER-- EVENING, Gumball: UH, GOOD A-- GOOD AFTER-- EVENING, GRAND MOR-MORLOF.
GOOD AFTER-- EVENING, GRAND MOR-MORLOF.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? GRAND MOR-MORLOF.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? Gumball: NO IDEA.
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? Gumball: NO IDEA.
SO, YOU HAVE FOUND OUR SECRET Gumball: NO IDEA.
SO, YOU HAVE FOUND OUR SECRET SOCIETY WHICH WE KEEP SECRET SO, YOU HAVE FOUND OUR SECRET SOCIETY WHICH WE KEEP SECRET FROM SOCIETY! SOCIETY WHICH WE KEEP SECRET FROM SOCIETY! TO JOIN US, YOU MUST FACE TWO FROM SOCIETY! TO JOIN US, YOU MUST FACE TWO TR-- THREE TRIALS.
TO JOIN US, YOU MUST FACE TWO TR-- THREE TRIALS.
THE FIRST IS THE FLOGGING OF THE TR-- THREE TRIALS.
THE FIRST IS THE FLOGGING OF THE NOVICE.
THE FIRST IS THE FLOGGING OF THE NOVICE.
BRING OUT THE CEREMONIAL NOVICE.
BRING OUT THE CEREMONIAL PILLOWS! BRING OUT THE CEREMONIAL PILLOWS! [ CHANTING CONTINUES .]
PILLOWS! [ CHANTING CONTINUES .]
Darwin: WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY [ CHANTING CONTINUES .]
Darwin: WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY PRESENTS A PILLOW ON A PILLOW? Darwin: WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY PRESENTS A PILLOW ON A PILLOW? Gumball: YES, I BEG YOU, PRESENTS A PILLOW ON A PILLOW? Gumball: YES, I BEG YOU, GRAND VIZIER, I DO NOT NEED Gumball: YES, I BEG YOU, GRAND VIZIER, I DO NOT NEED SPECIAL TREATMENT! GRAND VIZIER, I DO NOT NEED SPECIAL TREATMENT! I WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY! SPECIAL TREATMENT! I WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY! I'LL DO ANYTHING, LIKE DRINK I WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY! I'LL DO ANYTHING, LIKE DRINK BATS' BLOOD, FIGHT WITH FLAMING I'LL DO ANYTHING, LIKE DRINK BATS' BLOOD, FIGHT WITH FLAMING SWORDS, TOUCH THE GROSS METAL BATS' BLOOD, FIGHT WITH FLAMING SWORDS, TOUCH THE GROSS METAL PART OF THE WATER FOUNTAIN WITH SWORDS, TOUCH THE GROSS METAL PART OF THE WATER FOUNTAIN WITH MY CHEEK -- YOU KNOW, HARDCORE PART OF THE WATER FOUNTAIN WITH MY CHEEK -- YOU KNOW, HARDCORE STUFF.
MY CHEEK -- YOU KNOW, HARDCORE STUFF.
SORRY, MAN, BUT IF HE DOESN'T STUFF.
SORRY, MAN, BUT IF HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS, WE'LL HAVE TO SORRY, MAN, BUT IF HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS, WE'LL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
GET WHAT HE WANTS, WE'LL HAVE TO SUFFER FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
Darwin: YOU ARE NOT GONNA SUFFER FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
Darwin: YOU ARE NOT GONNA BEAT HIM UP! Darwin: YOU ARE NOT GONNA BEAT HIM UP! Gumball: THEN I'LL DO IT BEAT HIM UP! Gumball: THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF! Gumball: THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF! AAH! MYSELF! AAH! [ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
AAH! [ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
STILL STANDING! [ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
STILL STANDING! [ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
STILL STANDING! [ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
[ Muffled .]
STILL STANDING.
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
[ Muffled .]
STILL STANDING.
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
[ Muffled .]
STILL STANDING.
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY .]
[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! .]
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY .]
[ GROANS .]
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY .]
[ GROANS .]
PLEASE STOP.
[ GROANS .]
PLEASE STOP.
YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF.
PLEASE STOP.
YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF.
WHAT AN AMAZING WARRIOR SPIRIT.
YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF.
WHAT AN AMAZING WARRIOR SPIRIT.
HOW DOES HE STAY STANDING? WHAT AN AMAZING WARRIOR SPIRIT.
HOW DOES HE STAY STANDING? [ SHATTER! .]
HOW DOES HE STAY STANDING? [ SHATTER! .]
OH.
WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
[ SHATTER! .]
OH.
WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
YOUR SECOND TRIAL WILL BE THE OH.
WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
YOUR SECOND TRIAL WILL BE THE BESMIRCHING OF THE RIVAL! YOUR SECOND TRIAL WILL BE THE BESMIRCHING OF THE RIVAL! YOU MUST MOCK OUR ENEMY, BESMIRCHING OF THE RIVAL! YOU MUST MOCK OUR ENEMY, RICHWOOD HIGH, BY ROASTING THEM! YOU MUST MOCK OUR ENEMY, RICHWOOD HIGH, BY ROASTING THEM! Gumball: NO PROBLEM, RICHWOOD HIGH, BY ROASTING THEM! Gumball: NO PROBLEM, GRAND LAMA! Gumball: NO PROBLEM, GRAND LAMA! I'LL FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS TO THE GRAND LAMA! I'LL FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS TO THE LETTER! I'LL FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS TO THE LETTER! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
YOU SHOULD LETTER! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
WHAT? I MEANT "ROASTING," SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
WHAT? I MEANT "ROASTING," LIKE "MAKE FUN OF THEM.
" WHAT? I MEANT "ROASTING," LIKE "MAKE FUN OF THEM.
" Darwin: SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE LIKE "MAKE FUN OF THEM.
" Darwin: SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC! Darwin: SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC! Gumball: MISSION SPECIFIC! Gumball: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Gumball: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! [ ALL SCREAM .]
ACCOMPLISHED! [ ALL SCREAM .]
Darwin: WHAT HAS HE DONE?! [ ALL SCREAM .]
Darwin: WHAT HAS HE DONE?! WHAT HAS HE DONE?! Darwin: WHAT HAS HE DONE?! WHAT HAS HE DONE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT HAS HE DONE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: WHAT? I ROASTED THEIR SCHOOL MASCOT, Gumball: WHAT? I ROASTED THEIR SCHOOL MASCOT, LIKE YOU SAID.
I ROASTED THEIR SCHOOL MASCOT, LIKE YOU SAID.
[ Crying .]
HE SAID VERY LIKE YOU SAID.
[ Crying .]
HE SAID VERY HURTFUL THINGS ABOUT MY CHEERING [ Crying .]
HE SAID VERY HURTFUL THINGS ABOUT MY CHEERING SKILLS, AND HE PAINTED MY HURTFUL THINGS ABOUT MY CHEERING SKILLS, AND HE PAINTED MY COSTUME TO MAKE IT LOOK ROASTED SKILLS, AND HE PAINTED MY COSTUME TO MAKE IT LOOK ROASTED IN A RUTHLESS DISPLAY OF IRONY.
COSTUME TO MAKE IT LOOK ROASTED IN A RUTHLESS DISPLAY OF IRONY.
[ ALL GASP .]
IN A RUTHLESS DISPLAY OF IRONY.
[ ALL GASP .]
HERE WE ARE FOR YOUR FINAL [ ALL GASP .]
HERE WE ARE FOR YOUR FINAL TRIAL, THE LEAP OF FAITH! HERE WE ARE FOR YOUR FINAL TRIAL, THE LEAP OF FAITH! JUMP AND YOU WILL JOIN US.
TRIAL, THE LEAP OF FAITH! JUMP AND YOU WILL JOIN US.
Gumball: YES, GRAND KAHUNA.
JUMP AND YOU WILL JOIN US.
Gumball: YES, GRAND KAHUNA.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Gumball: YES, GRAND KAHUNA.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Gumball: WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
Gumball: WHAT? THAT'S THE WRONG WAY! Gumball: WHAT? THAT'S THE WRONG WAY! Gumball: NO, IT'S NOT.
THAT'S THE WRONG WAY! Gumball: NO, IT'S NOT.
YOUR VOICE IS COMING FORM RIGHT Gumball: NO, IT'S NOT.
YOUR VOICE IS COMING FORM RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, SO IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR VOICE IS COMING FORM RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, SO IT'S OBVIOUS I GOT TO JUMP BACKWARDS.
IN FRONT OF ME, SO IT'S OBVIOUS I GOT TO JUMP BACKWARDS.
NO, WAIT! I GOT TO JUMP BACKWARDS.
NO, WAIT! Gumball: UGH! NOW WHAT?! NO, WAIT! Gumball: UGH! NOW WHAT?! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
WHAT ARE WE Gumball: UGH! NOW WHAT?! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON A VACATED ROOF? Darwin: [ GASPS .]
WHAT ARE WE DOING ON A VACATED ROOF? I THOUGHT THE WIND WOULD MAKE DOING ON A VACATED ROOF? I THOUGHT THE WIND WOULD MAKE IT MORE AUTHENTIC.
I THOUGHT THE WIND WOULD MAKE IT MORE AUTHENTIC.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
IT MORE AUTHENTIC.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP FORWARD.
IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP FORWARD.
Darwin: HOW IS THIS SAFE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUMP FORWARD.
Darwin: HOW IS THIS SAFE?! TELL HIM THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW! Darwin: HOW IS THIS SAFE?! TELL HIM THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW! [ SIGHS .]
TELL HIM THE TRUTH RIGHT NOW! [ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, IT'S -- IT'S ALL FAKE.
[ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, IT'S -- IT'S ALL FAKE.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? GUMBALL, IT'S -- IT'S ALL FAKE.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY MADE IT ALL UP.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THEY MADE IT ALL UP.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
THEY MADE IT ALL UP.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
BANANA JOE?! Gumball: [ GASPS .]
BANANA JOE?! YOU WERE THE GRAND MASTER ALL BANANA JOE?! YOU WERE THE GRAND MASTER ALL THIS TIME?! YOU WERE THE GRAND MASTER ALL THIS TIME?! DUDE, I CLEARLY LOOK LIKE A THIS TIME?! DUDE, I CLEARLY LOOK LIKE A BANANA WEARING A SOCK.
DUDE, I CLEARLY LOOK LIKE A BANANA WEARING A SOCK.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
BANANA WEARING A SOCK.
[ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
WE ALL PRETENDED SO YOU'D STOP [ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY.
WE ALL PRETENDED SO YOU'D STOP BEHAVING LIKE A NUTBURGER.
WE ALL PRETENDED SO YOU'D STOP BEHAVING LIKE A NUTBURGER.
[ WIND BLOWING .]
BEHAVING LIKE A NUTBURGER.
[ WIND BLOWING .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ WIND BLOWING .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
Darwin: I KNOW IT HURT, BUT I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.
Darwin: I KNOW IT HURT, BUT IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
Darwin: I KNOW IT HURT, BUT IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
Gumball: THEY DOUBLE-BLUFFED IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.
Gumball: THEY DOUBLE-BLUFFED ME! Gumball: THEY DOUBLE-BLUFFED ME! Darwin: WHAT?! ME! Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: THEY PRETENDED THERE Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: THEY PRETENDED THERE WAS NO SECRET SOCIETY TO COVER Gumball: THEY PRETENDED THERE WAS NO SECRET SOCIETY TO COVER UP THE REAL ONE.
WAS NO SECRET SOCIETY TO COVER UP THE REAL ONE.
Darwin: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY UP THE REAL ONE.
Darwin: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU'VE LEARNED Darwin: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU'VE LEARNED NOTHING TODAY? TELLING ME YOU'VE LEARNED NOTHING TODAY? Gumball: OH, I DID LEARN ONE NOTHING TODAY? Gumball: OH, I DID LEARN ONE THING.
Gumball: OH, I DID LEARN ONE THING.
I LEARNED THAT I DON'T NEED ANY THING.
I LEARNED THAT I DON'T NEED ANY STUPID SECRET SOCIETY 'CAUSE I I LEARNED THAT I DON'T NEED ANY STUPID SECRET SOCIETY 'CAUSE I GOT YOU, DUDE.
STUPID SECRET SOCIETY 'CAUSE I GOT YOU, DUDE.
Darwin: UGH! YOU -- GOT YOU, DUDE.
Darwin: UGH! YOU -- AAAH! Darwin: UGH! YOU -- AAAH! [ SQUEALS .]
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Gumball: WELL, I NEED MONEY, DOING? Gumball: WELL, I NEED MONEY, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL Gumball: WELL, I NEED MONEY, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL PROVIDE.
AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL PROVIDE.
Darwin: WHAT ABOUT YOUR PROVIDE.
Darwin: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE? Darwin: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE? Gumball: I SPENT IT ON THIS ALLOWANCE? Gumball: I SPENT IT ON THIS BOW AND ARROW.
Gumball: I SPENT IT ON THIS BOW AND ARROW.
Darwin: YOU DO REALIZE THOSE BOW AND ARROW.
Darwin: YOU DO REALIZE THOSE ARE YOUR ADULT TEETH, RIGHT? Darwin: YOU DO REALIZE THOSE ARE YOUR ADULT TEETH, RIGHT? Gumball: [ GASPS .]
ARE YOUR ADULT TEETH, RIGHT? Gumball: [ GASPS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ WHAP! THUD! .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ WHAP! THUD! .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
[ WHAP! THUD! .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU NEED THE [ WHIMPERS .]
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU NEED THE MONEY FOR ANYWAY? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU NEED THE MONEY FOR ANYWAY? Gumball: FOR THE MOVIES.
MONEY FOR ANYWAY? Gumball: FOR THE MOVIES.
WHICH OF MY ORGANS DO YOU THINK Gumball: FOR THE MOVIES.
WHICH OF MY ORGANS DO YOU THINK IS THE LEAST USEFUL? WHICH OF MY ORGANS DO YOU THINK IS THE LEAST USEFUL? HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A NIPPLE IS THE LEAST USEFUL? HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A NIPPLE WOULD GO FOR? HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A NIPPLE WOULD GO FOR? Darwin: WHAT MOVIE WOULD BE WOULD GO FOR? Darwin: WHAT MOVIE WOULD BE WORTH LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO Darwin: WHAT MOVIE WOULD BE WORTH LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE CHEESE? WORTH LOSING YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE CHEESE? Gumball: FIRST, I THINK YOU MAKE CHEESE? Gumball: FIRST, I THINK YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT Gumball: FIRST, I THINK YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT US MAMMALS, AND, SECONDLY, WE'RE STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT US MAMMALS, AND, SECONDLY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "THE SCREAMENING"! US MAMMALS, AND, SECONDLY, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT "THE SCREAMENING"! IT'S THE ONLY FILM IN 10 YEARS TALKING ABOUT "THE SCREAMENING"! IT'S THE ONLY FILM IN 10 YEARS THAT'S NOT A REMAKE, A SEQUEL, A IT'S THE ONLY FILM IN 10 YEARS THAT'S NOT A REMAKE, A SEQUEL, A REMAKE OF A SEQUEL, OR A PREQUEL THAT'S NOT A REMAKE, A SEQUEL, A REMAKE OF A SEQUEL, OR A PREQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A REMAKE! REMAKE OF A SEQUEL, OR A PREQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A REMAKE! Darwin: REALLY?! OF A SEQUEL OF A REMAKE! Darwin: REALLY?! TIME TO DIG IN TO THE MONEY MY Darwin: REALLY?! TIME TO DIG IN TO THE MONEY MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS LEFT ME.
TIME TO DIG IN TO THE MONEY MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS LEFT ME.
Gumball: HOW CAN YOU INHERENT BIOLOGICAL PARENTS LEFT ME.
Gumball: HOW CAN YOU INHERENT MONEY FROM A COUPLE OF GOLDFISH? Gumball: HOW CAN YOU INHERENT MONEY FROM A COUPLE OF GOLDFISH? [ POP! .]
MONEY FROM A COUPLE OF GOLDFISH? [ POP! .]
Darwin: OOOOOOH.
[ POP! .]
Darwin: OOOOOOH.
Gumball: MAYBE YOU SHOULD Darwin: OOOOOOH.
Gumball: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAVE THESE AND INVEST THEM IN Gumball: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAVE THESE AND INVEST THEM IN YOUR FUTURE.
SAVE THESE AND INVEST THEM IN YOUR FUTURE.
IT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE YOUR FUTURE.
IT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE WANTED.
IT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE WANTED.
Darwin: THEN WHERE ARE WE WANTED.
Darwin: THEN WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY? Darwin: THEN WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY? [ BLAM! .]
GONNA GET THE MONEY? [ BLAM! .]
Anais: I HAVE MONEY.
[ BLAM! .]
Anais: I HAVE MONEY.
Gumball: OOH.
AWKWARD.
Anais: I HAVE MONEY.
Gumball: OOH.
AWKWARD.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
Gumball: OOH.
AWKWARD.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I GUESS THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
I GUESS THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN ONE DAY.
I GUESS THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN ONE DAY.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T NAVE ANY ONE DAY.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T NAVE ANY MONEY.
ACTUALLY, YOU DON'T NAVE ANY MONEY.
YOUR PIGGY BANK IS FILLED WITH MONEY.
YOUR PIGGY BANK IS FILLED WITH NAILS.
YOUR PIGGY BANK IS FILLED WITH NAILS.
Darwin: TOENAILS.
NAILS.
Darwin: TOENAILS.
Anais: EW! Darwin: TOENAILS.
Anais: EW! Darwin: AND WE REPLACED THE Anais: EW! Darwin: AND WE REPLACED THE MONEY YOU STASHED UNDER THE Darwin: AND WE REPLACED THE MONEY YOU STASHED UNDER THE MATTRESS WITH I.
O.
U.
s BECAUSE WE MONEY YOU STASHED UNDER THE MATTRESS WITH I.
O.
U.
s BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY YOU BACK.
MATTRESS WITH I.
O.
U.
s BECAUSE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY YOU BACK.
Gumball: AND I'M SORRY ABOUT CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY YOU BACK.
Gumball: AND I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR COLLEGE FUND.
Gumball: AND I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR COLLEGE FUND.
Anais: BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR COLLEGE FUND.
Anais: BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT Anais: BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT Both: THE SAFE? ABOUT Both: THE SAFE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
Both: THE SAFE? Anais: [ SIGHS .]
WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T KNOW Anais: [ SIGHS .]
WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE $30 MOM JUST GAVE ME.
WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE $30 MOM JUST GAVE ME.
WH-WHAT?! ABOUT THE $30 MOM JUST GAVE ME.
WH-WHAT?! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
WH-WHAT?! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: THIS IS PERFECT! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
Gumball: THIS IS PERFECT! [ GASPS .]
I'LL PAY YOU BACK! Gumball: THIS IS PERFECT! [ GASPS .]
I'LL PAY YOU BACK! Anais: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY [ GASPS .]
I'LL PAY YOU BACK! Anais: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME BACK.
Anais: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME BACK.
Gumball: I DON'T? ME BACK.
Gumball: I DON'T? MM, MM, MM, MM Gumball: I DON'T? MM, MM, MM, MM MM, UH-UH-UH MM, MM, MM, MM MM, UH-UH-UH Anais: ON ONE CONDITION -- MM, UH-UH-UH Anais: ON ONE CONDITION -- YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Anais: ON ONE CONDITION -- YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Gumball: NO WAY.
YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU.
Gumball: NO WAY.
YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG.
Gumball: NO WAY.
YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG.
YOU'D FREAK THE WIG OUT.
YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG.
YOU'D FREAK THE WIG OUT.
Anais: [ Deep voice .]
OH, YOU YOU'D FREAK THE WIG OUT.
Anais: [ Deep voice .]
OH, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT? Anais: [ Deep voice .]
OH, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT? Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT? Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, I KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
OH, I KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
Anais: YOU BETTER BELIEVE KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
Anais: YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CAN TAKE IT.
Anais: YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CAN TAKE IT.
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
WHY I CAN TAKE IT.
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING IN SCARY Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING IN SCARY VOICES? ARE YOU GUYS TALKING IN SCARY VOICES? Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
VOICES? Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
'CAUSE IT'S A SCARY MOVIE, DUDE.
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
'CAUSE IT'S A SCARY MOVIE, DUDE.
Darwin: A SCARY MOVIE?! 'CAUSE IT'S A SCARY MOVIE, DUDE.
Darwin: A SCARY MOVIE?! Anais: IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME, Darwin: A SCARY MOVIE?! Anais: IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME, YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY.
Anais: IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME, YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY.
Gumball: FINE! YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY.
Gumball: FINE! I'LL JUST WAIT TILL THE NIGHT OF Gumball: FINE! I'LL JUST WAIT TILL THE NIGHT OF THE WEEK WHEN I GET MY I'LL JUST WAIT TILL THE NIGHT OF THE WEEK WHEN I GET MY ALLOWANCE.
THE WEEK WHEN I GET MY ALLOWANCE.
Anais: HA! GOOD LUCK AVOIDING ALLOWANCE.
Anais: HA! GOOD LUCK AVOIDING THE SPOILERS UNTIL THEN.
Anais: HA! GOOD LUCK AVOIDING THE SPOILERS UNTIL THEN.
Gumball: WELL, GOOD LUCK THE SPOILERS UNTIL THEN.
Gumball: WELL, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO THINK OF A COMEBACK Gumball: WELL, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO THINK OF A COMEBACK TO THIS! TRYING TO THINK OF A COMEBACK TO THIS! MM, MM, MM, MM, MM, MM TO THIS! MM, MM, MM, MM, MM, MM OOOOOOOOOH! MM, MM, MM, MM, MM, MM OOOOOOOOOH! [ IMITATING MONKEY GRUNTING .]
OOOOOOOOOH! [ IMITATING MONKEY GRUNTING .]
DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO [ IMITATING MONKEY GRUNTING .]
DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO BL-BL-BL-BL-BL! DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO BL-BL-BL-BL-BL! Darwin: SO, WHEN YOU SAID IT BL-BL-BL-BL-BL! Darwin: SO, WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS A SCARY MOVIE, DID YOU MEAN Darwin: SO, WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS A SCARY MOVIE, DID YOU MEAN SCARY LIKE THINKING YOU LEFT WAS A SCARY MOVIE, DID YOU MEAN SCARY LIKE THINKING YOU LEFT YOUR LUNCHBOX AT HOME AND THEN SCARY LIKE THINKING YOU LEFT YOUR LUNCHBOX AT HOME AND THEN REALIZING YOU HAVE IT OR REALLY YOUR LUNCHBOX AT HOME AND THEN REALIZING YOU HAVE IT OR REALLY SCARY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING REALIZING YOU HAVE IT OR REALLY SCARY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING A BALLOON AND YOU'RE WORRIED IT SCARY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE BLOWING A BALLOON AND YOU'RE WORRIED IT MIGHT POP? A BALLOON AND YOU'RE WORRIED IT MIGHT POP? Gumball: YEAH, I THINK IT'S MIGHT POP? Gumball: YEAH, I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE BEING CHAINED TO A Gumball: YEAH, I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE BEING CHAINED TO A BEAR IN A FREE-FALLING AIRPLANE MORE LIKE BEING CHAINED TO A BEAR IN A FREE-FALLING AIRPLANE WITHOUT PARACHUTES THAT'S FILLED BEAR IN A FREE-FALLING AIRPLANE WITHOUT PARACHUTES THAT'S FILLED WITH VAMPIRE BATSON FIRE.
WITHOUT PARACHUTES THAT'S FILLED WITH VAMPIRE BATSON FIRE.
Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
WITH VAMPIRE BATSON FIRE.
Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN "THE SCREAMENING"? HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN "THE SCREAMENING"? AH, IT'S GREAT, ESPECIALLY "THE SCREAMENING"? AH, IT'S GREAT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE D-- AH, IT'S GREAT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE D-- Gumball: NO SPOILERS! WHEN THE D-- Gumball: NO SPOILERS! UGH! I NEED TO FORGET THAT.
Gumball: NO SPOILERS! UGH! I NEED TO FORGET THAT.
CLEAR ME.
UGH! I NEED TO FORGET THAT.
CLEAR ME.
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
CLEAR ME.
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! .]
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! .]
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! .]
DIDN'T WORK, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! .]
DIDN'T WORK, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
DIDN'T WORK, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
OKAY.
JUST NEED TO GET THROUGH [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
OKAY.
JUST NEED TO GET THROUGH THE WEEK AND GET MY ALLOWANCE OKAY.
JUST NEED TO GET THROUGH THE WEEK AND GET MY ALLOWANCE WITHOUT LEARNING ANYTHING ABOUT THE WEEK AND GET MY ALLOWANCE WITHOUT LEARNING ANYTHING ABOUT "THE SCREAMENING," RIGHT? WITHOUT LEARNING ANYTHING ABOUT "THE SCREAMENING," RIGHT? Darwin: RIGHT.
"THE SCREAMENING," RIGHT? Darwin: RIGHT.
HEY, GUYS! Darwin: RIGHT.
HEY, GUYS! HAS ANYONE SEEN HEY, GUYS! HAS ANYONE SEEN "THE SCREAMENING"? HAS ANYONE SEEN "THE SCREAMENING"? Gumball: DUDE! "THE SCREAMENING"? Gumball: DUDE! Darwin: I'M SORRY.
Gumball: DUDE! Darwin: I'M SORRY.
I JUST NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF Darwin: I'M SORRY.
I JUST NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF MENTALLY.
I JUST NEED TO PREPARE MYSELF MENTALLY.
IT'S THE SUSPENSE I CAN'T MENTALLY.
IT'S THE SUSPENSE I CAN'T HANDLE.
IT'S THE SUSPENSE I CAN'T HANDLE.
Gumball: CAN'T HANDLE HANDLE.
Gumball: CAN'T HANDLE SUSPENSE, HUH? Gumball: CAN'T HANDLE SUSPENSE, HUH? THEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA SUSPENSE, HUH? THEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA LIKE IT WHEN I THEN YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA LIKE IT WHEN I Darwin: WHAT? LIKE IT WHEN I Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: To be continued.
Darwin: WHAT? Gumball: To be continued.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gumball: To be continued.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PSST.
THIS IS IN THE MOVIE.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PSST.
THIS IS IN THE MOVIE.
[ MOANING .]
PSST.
THIS IS IN THE MOVIE.
[ MOANING .]
Darwin: IS IT ABOUT VAMPIRES? [ MOANING .]
Darwin: IS IT ABOUT VAMPIRES? NO, DUDE.
Darwin: IS IT ABOUT VAMPIRES? NO, DUDE.
IT'S ABOUT A DENTIST.
NO, DUDE.
IT'S ABOUT A DENTIST.
Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
IT'S ABOUT A DENTIST.
Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
Darwin: NEVER MIND.
SORRY.
Gumball: [ GROWLS .]
Darwin: NEVER MIND.
SORRY.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
Darwin: NEVER MIND.
SORRY.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ SNARLING .]
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ SNARLING .]
Darwin: DOES SOMEONE, UH [ SNARLING .]
Darwin: DOES SOMEONE, UH OH, YEAH.
Darwin: DOES SOMEONE, UH OH, YEAH.
THE DENTIST'S WIFE IS A OH, YEAH.
THE DENTIST'S WIFE IS A HAIRDRESSER.
THE DENTIST'S WIFE IS A HAIRDRESSER.
[ WHAM! .]
HAIRDRESSER.
[ WHAM! .]
PSST! [ WHAM! .]
PSST! [ GRUNTING .]
PSST! [ GRUNTING .]
[ IMITATING BEEPING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ IMITATING BEEPING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
[ IMITATING BEEPING .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
THE DENTIST AND THE HAIRDRESSER Darwin: [ GASPS .]
THE DENTIST AND THE HAIRDRESSER INHERIT A REMOTE CABIN IN THE THE DENTIST AND THE HAIRDRESSER INHERIT A REMOTE CABIN IN THE WOODS FROM THEIR CRAZY UNCLE, INHERIT A REMOTE CABIN IN THE WOODS FROM THEIR CRAZY UNCLE, BUT THEY FOUND OUT IT'S ON AN WOODS FROM THEIR CRAZY UNCLE, BUT THEY FOUND OUT IT'S ON AN ANCIENT COWBOY BURIAL GROUND AND BUT THEY FOUND OUT IT'S ON AN ANCIENT COWBOY BURIAL GROUND AND THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN -- ANCIENT COWBOY BURIAL GROUND AND THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN -- Gumball: ALL RIGHT! THEIR CAR BREAKS DOWN -- Gumball: ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! Gumball: ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! AAH! THAT'S IT! AAH! [ SNARLING .]
AAH! [ SNARLING .]
NO MORE SPOILERS! [ SNARLING .]
NO MORE SPOILERS! ACTUALLY, THERE IS A DINNER NO MORE SPOILERS! ACTUALLY, THERE IS A DINNER SCENE WHICH VERY CLOSELY ACTUALLY, THERE IS A DINNER SCENE WHICH VERY CLOSELY RESEMBLES THE ONE SCENE WHICH VERY CLOSELY RESEMBLES THE ONE [ INDISTINCTLY SPEAKING .]
RESEMBLES THE ONE [ INDISTINCTLY SPEAKING .]
Gumball: [ MUNCHING .]
LET'S SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE UP TO ON ELMORE PLUS.
AH.
HERE.
ON ELMORE PLUS.
AH.
HERE.
"IF I WAS A CERTAIN MOM-TO-BE, I AH.
HERE.
"IF I WAS A CERTAIN MOM-TO-BE, I WOULDN'T FOLLOW MY HUSBAND DOWN "IF I WAS A CERTAIN MOM-TO-BE, I WOULDN'T FOLLOW MY HUSBAND DOWN THE CELLAR STEPS.
WOULDN'T FOLLOW MY HUSBAND DOWN THE CELLAR STEPS.
HASHTAG 'GHOST IN THE BASEMENT.
' THE CELLAR STEPS.
HASHTAG 'GHOST IN THE BASEMENT.
' HASHTAG 'WINK, WINK.
' HASHTAG 'GHOST IN THE BASEMENT.
' HASHTAG 'WINK, WINK.
' HASHTAG 'SPOILER ALERT'"? HASHTAG 'WINK, WINK.
' HASHTAG 'SPOILER ALERT'"? AAAAAH! HASHTAG 'SPOILER ALERT'"? AAAAAH! WHAT KIND OF LARDBRAIN PUNK AAAAAH! WHAT KIND OF LARDBRAIN PUNK WRITES "SPOILER ALERT" AFTER WHAT KIND OF LARDBRAIN PUNK WRITES "SPOILER ALERT" AFTER GIVING OUT THE SPOILER?! WRITES "SPOILER ALERT" AFTER GIVING OUT THE SPOILER?! HASHTAG "YOU!" GIVING OUT THE SPOILER?! HASHTAG "YOU!" "WOW.
CHILL OUT, GUMBALL.
HASHTAG "YOU!" "WOW.
CHILL OUT, GUMBALL.
YOU'RE GOING CRAZIER THAN THE "WOW.
CHILL OUT, GUMBALL.
YOU'RE GOING CRAZIER THAN THE WIFE WHEN SHE SEES WHAT'S DOWN YOU'RE GOING CRAZIER THAN THE WIFE WHEN SHE SEES WHAT'S DOWN THE --" AAAAH! WIFE WHEN SHE SEES WHAT'S DOWN THE --" AAAAH! [ SNARLING .]
THE --" AAAAH! [ SNARLING .]
[ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT! [ SNARLING .]
[ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT! DARN YOU ALL! [ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT! DARN YOU ALL! I CURSE YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR DARN YOU ALL! I CURSE YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR DESCENDANTS! I CURSE YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR DESCENDANTS! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
DESCENDANTS! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: AAH! [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: AAH! WHAT THE WHAT, DUDE?! Gumball: AAH! WHAT THE WHAT, DUDE?! WELL, I WAS JUST FINISHING WHAT THE WHAT, DUDE?! WELL, I WAS JUST FINISHING YOUR QUOTE FROM WELL, I WAS JUST FINISHING YOUR QUOTE FROM "THE SCREAMENING.
" YOUR QUOTE FROM "THE SCREAMENING.
" IT'S SCRATCHED IN TO THE CENTER "THE SCREAMENING.
" IT'S SCRATCHED IN TO THE CENTER DOOR, RIGHT? IT'S SCRATCHED IN TO THE CENTER DOOR, RIGHT? Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! DOOR, RIGHT? Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! AAAAH! Gumball: UGH! UGH! UGH! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH! Gumball: THANK YOU.
AAAAH! Gumball: THANK YOU.
Anais: DON'T MENTION IT.
Gumball: THANK YOU.
Anais: DON'T MENTION IT.
SO, I WAS JUST IN THE KITCHEN.
Anais: DON'T MENTION IT.
SO, I WAS JUST IN THE KITCHEN.
I SLIPPED AND KIND OF SO, I WAS JUST IN THE KITCHEN.
I SLIPPED AND KIND OF ACCIDENTALLY BAKED THIS CAKE I SLIPPED AND KIND OF ACCIDENTALLY BAKED THIS CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE WRITING ON IT ACCIDENTALLY BAKED THIS CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE WRITING ON IT THAT SAYS, "GUMBALL IS AWESOME.
" WITH CHOCOLATE WRITING ON IT THAT SAYS, "GUMBALL IS AWESOME.
" DO YOU WANT A SLICE? THAT SAYS, "GUMBALL IS AWESOME.
" DO YOU WANT A SLICE? Gumball: HMM.
DO YOU WANT A SLICE? Gumball: HMM.
THIS IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.
Gumball: HMM.
THIS IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.
BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND THIS IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.
BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-KE! BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-KE! [ MUNCHING .]
CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-KE! [ MUNCHING .]
AAH! AAH! AAH! [ MUNCHING .]
AAH! AAH! AAH! UGH! UGH! BLECH! AAH! AAH! AAH! UGH! UGH! BLECH! Anais: OH, YEAH.
UGH! UGH! BLECH! Anais: OH, YEAH.
AND IT'S ALL YOURS.
Anais: OH, YEAH.
AND IT'S ALL YOURS.
HOW DOES IT TASTE? AND IT'S ALL YOURS.
HOW DOES IT TASTE? Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
HOW DOES IT TASTE? Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
DECIBEL-LICIOUS.
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
DECIBEL-LICIOUS.
Anais: HA HA HA HA HA! DECIBEL-LICIOUS.
Anais: HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA.
Anais: HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA.
AH, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
HA HA HA HA.
AH, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
HEY, WANT TO WATCH SOME TV? AH, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
HEY, WANT TO WATCH SOME TV? [ SPEAKING JAPANESE .]
HEY, WANT TO WATCH SOME TV? [ SPEAKING JAPANESE .]
SO, WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE [ SPEAKING JAPANESE .]
SO, WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MOVIE THIS WEEKEND? SO, WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MOVIE THIS WEEKEND? Gumball: NO.
MOVIE THIS WEEKEND? Gumball: NO.
Anais: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT THE Gumball: NO.
Anais: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE? Anais: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE? Gumball: SORRY.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE? Gumball: SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE.
Gumball: SORRY.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE.
Anais: OH, COME ON! I DON'T UNDERSTAND JAPANESE.
Anais: OH, COME ON! Gumball: LOOK, I DON'T WANT Anais: OH, COME ON! Gumball: LOOK, I DON'T WANT MY LITTLE SISTER TO BE Gumball: LOOK, I DON'T WANT MY LITTLE SISTER TO BE TRAUMATIZED, OKAY? MY LITTLE SISTER TO BE TRAUMATIZED, OKAY? Anais: THIS IS GIRLIST! TRAUMATIZED, OKAY? Anais: THIS IS GIRLIST! Gumball: WHAT?! NO! Anais: THIS IS GIRLIST! Gumball: WHAT?! NO! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 4! Gumball: WHAT?! NO! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 4! Anais: THEN IT'S AGEIST! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 4! Anais: THEN IT'S AGEIST! Gumball: NO, IT'S "SISTER WHO Anais: THEN IT'S AGEIST! Gumball: NO, IT'S "SISTER WHO WILL BE SO FREAKED OUT BY SEEING Gumball: NO, IT'S "SISTER WHO WILL BE SO FREAKED OUT BY SEEING THE MOVIE THAT SHE'LL BE A PAIN WILL BE SO FREAKED OUT BY SEEING THE MOVIE THAT SHE'LL BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT FOR A MONTH-IST.
" THE MOVIE THAT SHE'LL BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT FOR A MONTH-IST.
" Anais: GUMBALL, I'VE ALREADY IN THE BUTT FOR A MONTH-IST.
" Anais: GUMBALL, I'VE ALREADY WITNESSED ALL THE HORROR THIS Anais: GUMBALL, I'VE ALREADY WITNESSED ALL THE HORROR THIS WORLD CAN MUSTER.
WITNESSED ALL THE HORROR THIS WORLD CAN MUSTER.
Gumball: WHAT DID YOU SEE? WORLD CAN MUSTER.
Gumball: WHAT DID YOU SEE? Anais: I'VE SEEN THE BEAST Gumball: WHAT DID YOU SEE? Anais: I'VE SEEN THE BEAST GORGING ON A THOUSAND LAMBS IN Anais: I'VE SEEN THE BEAST GORGING ON A THOUSAND LAMBS IN THE DARKNESS OF HIS LAIR.
GORGING ON A THOUSAND LAMBS IN THE DARKNESS OF HIS LAIR.
Gumball: WE'VE ALL SEEN DAD THE DARKNESS OF HIS LAIR.
Gumball: WE'VE ALL SEEN DAD EATING A KABOB IN BED BEFORE.
Gumball: WE'VE ALL SEEN DAD EATING A KABOB IN BED BEFORE.
Anais: I'VE BEEN TO THE EATING A KABOB IN BED BEFORE.
Anais: I'VE BEEN TO THE SWIMMING POOL WITH GRANNY JOJO.
Anais: I'VE BEEN TO THE SWIMMING POOL WITH GRANNY JOJO.
SEE? I CAN TAKE IT.
TRY ME.
SWIMMING POOL WITH GRANNY JOJO.
SEE? I CAN TAKE IT.
TRY ME.
Gumball: OKAY, OKAY.
SEE? I CAN TAKE IT.
TRY ME.
Gumball: OKAY, OKAY.
I'M GOING TO TRY AND SCARE YOU, Gumball: OKAY, OKAY.
I'M GOING TO TRY AND SCARE YOU, 'K? I'M GOING TO TRY AND SCARE YOU, 'K? BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE YOU JUST 'K? BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN SO-- BE PREPARED, 'CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN SO-- AAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T KNOW WHEN SO-- AAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ SPLAT! .]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH! [ SPLAT! .]
HA HA! KNEW IT.
[ SPLAT! .]
HA HA! KNEW IT.
NO, HONESTLY, WE NEED AN HA HA! KNEW IT.
NO, HONESTLY, WE NEED AN EXTENSION TO THE POLICE MOTTO.
NO, HONESTLY, WE NEED AN EXTENSION TO THE POLICE MOTTO.
IT SHOULD SAY, "TO PROTECT AND EXTENSION TO THE POLICE MOTTO.
IT SHOULD SAY, "TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE AND TO TASE PEOPLE WHO IT SHOULD SAY, "TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE AND TO TASE PEOPLE WHO RUIN MOVIES FOR OTHERS.
" TO SERVE AND TO TASE PEOPLE WHO RUIN MOVIES FOR OTHERS.
" [ CHUCKLES .]
DON'T WORRY.
RUIN MOVIES FOR OTHERS.
" [ CHUCKLES .]
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T REVEAL ANYTHING.
[ CHUCKLES .]
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T REVEAL ANYTHING.
I MEAN, WHO'D EVEN WANT TO KNOW I WON'T REVEAL ANYTHING.
I MEAN, WHO'D EVEN WANT TO KNOW THAT THE DENTIST -- I MEAN, WHO'D EVEN WANT TO KNOW THAT THE DENTIST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! THAT THE DENTIST -- Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! PLEASE DON'T! Gumball: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! PLEASE DON'T! I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
PLEASE DON'T! I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
Gumball: YEAH, THANKS.
I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.
Gumball: YEAH, THANKS.
THE DENTIST IS ACTUALLY Gumball: YEAH, THANKS.
THE DENTIST IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO UNLEASHED THE THE DENTIST IS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO UNLEASHED THE EVIL SPIRITS! THE ONE WHO UNLEASHED THE EVIL SPIRITS! HA HA! EVIL SPIRITS! HA HA! DAD, ARE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON HA HA! DAD, ARE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON US?! DAD, ARE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON US?! HUH? UHUH US?! HUH? UHUH [ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
HUH? UHUH [ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
Gumball: THAT WAS A REAL [ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
Gumball: THAT WAS A REAL SPOILER, TOO, WASN'T IT? Gumball: THAT WAS A REAL SPOILER, TOO, WASN'T IT? YES, IT WAS.
SORRY.
SPOILER, TOO, WASN'T IT? YES, IT WAS.
SORRY.
[ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
YES, IT WAS.
SORRY.
[ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
Darwin: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER [ IMITATES DIAL TONE .]
Darwin: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SPOILERS, PLEASE? Darwin: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SPOILERS, PLEASE? Gumball: IS ANYONE ELSE SPOILERS, PLEASE? Gumball: IS ANYONE ELSE EAVESDROPPING?! Gumball: IS ANYONE ELSE EAVESDROPPING?! Together: YEAH.
EAVESDROPPING?! Together: YEAH.
IT'S STILL WORTH SEEING THE Together: YEAH.
IT'S STILL WORTH SEEING THE FILM, THOUGH.
IT'S STILL WORTH SEEING THE FILM, THOUGH.
Gumball: REALLY? FILM, THOUGH.
Gumball: REALLY? AT LEAST FOR THE SPECIAL Gumball: REALLY? AT LEAST FOR THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WHEN THE DEMONS ARE AT LEAST FOR THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WHEN THE DEMONS ARE RELEASED FROM THE CELLAR.
EFFECTS WHEN THE DEMONS ARE RELEASED FROM THE CELLAR.
Anais: WAIT.
RELEASED FROM THE CELLAR.
Anais: WAIT.
SHE WAS ALLOWED TO SEE IT?! Anais: WAIT.
SHE WAS ALLOWED TO SEE IT?! Gumball: BYE, EVERYONE.
SHE WAS ALLOWED TO SEE IT?! Gumball: BYE, EVERYONE.
[ Dial tone .]
Gumball: BYE, EVERYONE.
[ Dial tone .]
Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU [ Dial tone .]
Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? Gumball: DIGGING A HOLE TO DOING NOW? Gumball: DIGGING A HOLE TO PUT MY HEAD IN.
Gumball: DIGGING A HOLE TO PUT MY HEAD IN.
Darwin: WITH YOUR HEAD, IT'D PUT MY HEAD IN.
Darwin: WITH YOUR HEAD, IT'D BE EASIER TO PUT IT IN AN EMPTY Darwin: WITH YOUR HEAD, IT'D BE EASIER TO PUT IT IN AN EMPTY SWIMMING POOL.
BE EASIER TO PUT IT IN AN EMPTY SWIMMING POOL.
NOW IT'S COMPETITION TIME! SWIMMING POOL.
NOW IT'S COMPETITION TIME! THIS WEEK'S BIG QUESTION IS ALL NOW IT'S COMPETITION TIME! THIS WEEK'S BIG QUESTION IS ALL ABOUT THIS WEEK'S BIG QUESTION IS ALL ABOUT [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
ABOUT [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
YOU GUESSED IT -- [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
YOU GUESSED IT -- "THE SCREAMENING"! YOU GUESSED IT -- "THE SCREAMENING"! AND OUR BIG QUESTION IS "THE SCREAMENING"! AND OUR BIG QUESTION IS [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
AND OUR BIG QUESTION IS [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
WHY IS IT CALLED [ PEOPLE SCREAM .]
WHY IS IT CALLED "THE SCREAMENING"? WHY IS IT CALLED "THE SCREAMENING"? LET'S TAKE OUR FIRST CALLER.
"THE SCREAMENING"? LET'S TAKE OUR FIRST CALLER.
UH, HI.
LET'S TAKE OUR FIRST CALLER.
UH, HI.
MY NAME IS ROCKY ROBINSON.
UH, HI.
MY NAME IS ROCKY ROBINSON.
IT'S CALLED "THE SCREAMENING" MY NAME IS ROCKY ROBINSON.
IT'S CALLED "THE SCREAMENING" BECAUSE -- IT'S CALLED "THE SCREAMENING" BECAUSE -- [ Dial tone .]
BECAUSE -- [ Dial tone .]
ROCKY? ARE YOU THERE? [ Dial tone .]
ROCKY? ARE YOU THERE? OH, NEVER MIND.
ROCKY? ARE YOU THERE? OH, NEVER MIND.
WE HAVE ANOTHER CALLER ON OH, NEVER MIND.
WE HAVE ANOTHER CALLER ON LINE 2.
WE HAVE ANOTHER CALLER ON LINE 2.
YES.
"THE SCREAMENING" IS A LINE 2.
YES.
"THE SCREAMENING" IS A PORTMANTEAU OF THE WORDS YES.
"THE SCREAMENING" IS A PORTMANTEAU OF THE WORDS "SCREAM" AND "AWAKENING," WHICH PORTMANTEAU OF THE WORDS "SCREAM" AND "AWAKENING," WHICH IS THE SOUND THE DENTIST MAKES "SCREAM" AND "AWAKENING," WHICH IS THE SOUND THE DENTIST MAKES WHEN HIS WIFE GIVES BIRTH TO A IS THE SOUND THE DENTIST MAKES WHEN HIS WIFE GIVES BIRTH TO A DEMON BABY.
WHEN HIS WIFE GIVES BIRTH TO A DEMON BABY.
Gumball: [ Sobbing .]
AAAAAH! DEMON BABY.
Gumball: [ Sobbing .]
AAAAAH! YES.
JUST LISTEN.
Gumball: [ Sobbing .]
AAAAAH! YES.
JUST LISTEN.
Gumball: UGH! YES.
JUST LISTEN.
Gumball: UGH! Darwin: BY THE WAY, WHY Gumball: UGH! Darwin: BY THE WAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TURN OFF THE Darwin: BY THE WAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TURN OFF THE RADIO? DIDN'T YOU JUST TURN OFF THE RADIO? Gumball: [ GROANS .]
RADIO? Gumball: [ GROANS .]
FINALLY, IT'S SATURDAY -- Gumball: [ GROANS .]
FINALLY, IT'S SATURDAY -- CHECK! FINALLY, IT'S SATURDAY -- CHECK! GOT MY ALLOWANCE -- CHECK! CHECK! GOT MY ALLOWANCE -- CHECK! AFFORDABLE CANDY 'CAUSE THE GOT MY ALLOWANCE -- CHECK! AFFORDABLE CANDY 'CAUSE THE STUFF AT THE MOVIES IS A TOTAL AFFORDABLE CANDY 'CAUSE THE STUFF AT THE MOVIES IS A TOTAL RIP-OFF -- CHECK! STUFF AT THE MOVIES IS A TOTAL RIP-OFF -- CHECK! BLANKETS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GO RIP-OFF -- CHECK! BLANKETS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GO NUTS WITH THE BLANKETS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS GO NUTS WITH THE AIR-CONDITIONING -- CHECK! NUTS WITH THE AIR-CONDITIONING -- CHECK! CLIPPERS IN CASE SOMEONE WITH AIR-CONDITIONING -- CHECK! CLIPPERS IN CASE SOMEONE WITH BIG HAIR SITS IN FRONT OF US -- CLIPPERS IN CASE SOMEONE WITH BIG HAIR SITS IN FRONT OF US -- CHECK! BIG HAIR SITS IN FRONT OF US -- CHECK! A RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL CHECK! A RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL SPECIAL -- CHECK! A RED CARPET TO MAKE US FEEL SPECIAL -- CHECK! I'M READY TO SEE THE FILM, AND SPECIAL -- CHECK! I'M READY TO SEE THE FILM, AND I'M SPOILER-PROOF FOR THE I'M READY TO SEE THE FILM, AND I'M SPOILER-PROOF FOR THE JOURNEY! I'M SPOILER-PROOF FOR THE JOURNEY! HERE WE GO! JOURNEY! HERE WE GO! [ SMACK! .]
HERE WE GO! [ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ ALL GASP .]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ ALL GASP .]
Darwin: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA [ ALL GASP .]
Darwin: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
Darwin: I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
HONEY, COME HOME FROM THE HAPPEN.
HONEY, COME HOME FROM THE SURGERY QUICK.
HONEY, COME HOME FROM THE SURGERY QUICK.
I GOT A CALL FROM YOUR SURGERY QUICK.
I GOT A CALL FROM YOUR MYSTERIOUS UNCLE.
I GOT A CALL FROM YOUR MYSTERIOUS UNCLE.
HE'S LEAVING US HIS CABIN! MYSTERIOUS UNCLE.
HE'S LEAVING US HIS CABIN! BUT, HONEY, WE DON'T NEED A HE'S LEAVING US HIS CABIN! BUT, HONEY, WE DON'T NEED A HOUSE.
BUT, HONEY, WE DON'T NEED A HOUSE.
I'M A SUCCESSFUL DENTIST.
HOUSE.
I'M A SUCCESSFUL DENTIST.
Gumball: HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M A SUCCESSFUL DENTIST.
Gumball: HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERY SINGLE LINE OF THE FILM? Gumball: HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERY SINGLE LINE OF THE FILM? Darwin: WELL, I KNEW I WOULD EVERY SINGLE LINE OF THE FILM? Darwin: WELL, I KNEW I WOULD GET TERRIFIED WHEN I SAW IT, SO Darwin: WELL, I KNEW I WOULD GET TERRIFIED WHEN I SAW IT, SO YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO WATCH IT GET TERRIFIED WHEN I SAW IT, SO YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO WATCH IT BEFORE I WATCH IT.
YESTERDAY I DECIDED TO WATCH IT BEFORE I WATCH IT.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHATEVER.
BEFORE I WATCH IT.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHATEVER.
[ MUNCHING .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHATEVER.
[ MUNCHING .]
RELAX, HONEY.
[ MUNCHING .]
RELAX, HONEY.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! RELAX, HONEY.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PHONE WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PHONE CONVERSATION HERE! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PHONE CONVERSATION HERE! YEAH, YEAH.
JUST SOME KID.
CONVERSATION HERE! YEAH, YEAH.
JUST SOME KID.
CARRY ON.
YEAH, YEAH.
JUST SOME KID.
CARRY ON.
Darwin: ANAIS, WHAT ARE YOU CARRY ON.
Darwin: ANAIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Darwin: ANAIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Anais: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE DOING? Anais: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? Anais: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? Gumball: PIRATING A MOVIE! I'M DOING? Gumball: PIRATING A MOVIE! Anais: NO, I'M NOT.
Gumball: PIRATING A MOVIE! Anais: NO, I'M NOT.
I BOUGHT A TICKET ONLINE, SO I Anais: NO, I'M NOT.
I BOUGHT A TICKET ONLINE, SO I PAID TO BE HERE.
I BOUGHT A TICKET ONLINE, SO I PAID TO BE HERE.
I'M JUST TAKING THE MOVIE HOME PAID TO BE HERE.
I'M JUST TAKING THE MOVIE HOME TO WATCH BY MYSELF, I'M JUST TAKING THE MOVIE HOME TO WATCH BY MYSELF, LIKE A DOGGY BAG.
TO WATCH BY MYSELF, LIKE A DOGGY BAG.
Gumball: AH-- ACTUALLY, I LIKE A DOGGY BAG.
Gumball: AH-- ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH Gumball: AH-- ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
Darwin: I STILL GET THE THAT.
Darwin: I STILL GET THE FEELING SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING Darwin: I STILL GET THE FEELING SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT, BUT WHY? FEELING SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT, BUT WHY? All: HMM.
IT, BUT WHY? All: HMM.
IT'S IN THE BUSH! All: HMM.
IT'S IN THE BUSH! IT'S COMING! IT'S IN THE BUSH! IT'S COMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S COMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HEY! MOVIE PIRACY IS A AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HEY! MOVIE PIRACY IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE! HEY! MOVIE PIRACY IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE! Anais: [ GASPS .]
FEDERAL OFFENSE! Anais: [ GASPS .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
Anais: [ GASPS .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
Gumball: [ SNAPS FINGERS .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
Gumball: [ SNAPS FINGERS .]
BEWARE THE MOON! Gumball: [ SNAPS FINGERS .]
BEWARE THE MOON! RU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N! BEWARE THE MOON! RU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N! Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
RU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N! Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
UGH! MAN, IT'S FOSSILIZED SODA! Gumball: [ GRUNTING .]
UGH! MAN, IT'S FOSSILIZED SODA! Darwin: OH, NO! UGH! MAN, IT'S FOSSILIZED SODA! Darwin: OH, NO! DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE STUCK TO Darwin: OH, NO! DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE STUCK TO THE FLOOR BECAUSE DRY COLA IS SO DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE STUCK TO THE FLOOR BECAUSE DRY COLA IS SO STICKY, IT'S LIKE SUPERGLUE, AND THE FLOOR BECAUSE DRY COLA IS SO STICKY, IT'S LIKE SUPERGLUE, AND THEN OUR CLOTHES WILL GET STUCK, STICKY, IT'S LIKE SUPERGLUE, AND THEN OUR CLOTHES WILL GET STUCK, TOO, AND WE'LL HAVE TO RUN NAKED THEN OUR CLOTHES WILL GET STUCK, TOO, AND WE'LL HAVE TO RUN NAKED THROUGH THE THEATER, LEADING TO TOO, AND WE'LL HAVE TO RUN NAKED THROUGH THE THEATER, LEADING TO ALL SORTS OF SHENANIGANS? THROUGH THE THEATER, LEADING TO ALL SORTS OF SHENANIGANS? Gumball: [ GASPS .]
ALL SORTS OF SHENANIGANS? Gumball: [ GASPS .]
NOT REALLY.
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
NOT REALLY.
IT'S MORE OF A MINOR NOT REALLY.
IT'S MORE OF A MINOR INCONVENIENCE.
IT'S MORE OF A MINOR INCONVENIENCE.
Anais: JUST KEEP GOING! INCONVENIENCE.
Anais: JUST KEEP GOING! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US! Anais: JUST KEEP GOING! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND US! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US! GO FASTER! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US! GO FASTER! LOCK THE DOOR.
GO FASTER! LOCK THE DOOR.
THAT WAY HE DOESN'T GET US.
LOCK THE DOOR.
THAT WAY HE DOESN'T GET US.
OKAY! OKAY, GET DOWN! THAT WAY HE DOESN'T GET US.
OKAY! OKAY, GET DOWN! [ ALL GASP .]
OKAY! OKAY, GET DOWN! [ ALL GASP .]
[ FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING .]
[ ALL GASP .]
[ FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING .]
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
[ FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING .]
Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
WE'RE LUCKY THAT LARRY'S I.
Q.
IS Gumball: [ CHUCKLES .]
WE'RE LUCKY THAT LARRY'S I.
Q.
IS AS SMALL AS HIS PAYCHECK.
WE'RE LUCKY THAT LARRY'S I.
Q.
IS AS SMALL AS HIS PAYCHECK.
[ SMACK! WHIP! .]
AS SMALL AS HIS PAYCHECK.
[ SMACK! WHIP! .]
WHY DOESN'T THE WHOLE ROOM EVER [ SMACK! WHIP! .]
WHY DOESN'T THE WHOLE ROOM EVER GO SILENT WHEN I COME UP WITH A WHY DOESN'T THE WHOLE ROOM EVER GO SILENT WHEN I COME UP WITH A GOOD BURN? GO SILENT WHEN I COME UP WITH A GOOD BURN? IT'S COMING BACK.
GOOD BURN? IT'S COMING BACK.
IT'S COMING BACK! IT'S COMING BACK.
IT'S COMING BACK! [ Dialing .]
IT'S COMING BACK! [ Dialing .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ Dialing .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ SLURPING LOUDLY .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ SLURPING LOUDLY .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SLURPING LOUDLY .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ COUGHING CONTINUES .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ COUGHING CONTINUES .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ COUGHING CONTINUES .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ WHIP! .]
[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! .]
[ WHIP! .]
THE DOOR'S JAMMED! [ WHIP! .]
THE DOOR'S JAMMED! IT'S A DEAD END! THE DOOR'S JAMMED! IT'S A DEAD END! Darwin: IT'S A DEAD END! IT'S A DEAD END! Darwin: IT'S A DEAD END! WHAT DO WE DO?! Darwin: IT'S A DEAD END! WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: WE USE THE FOLDING WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: WE USE THE FOLDING SEATS LIKE A DIVING BOARD TO Gumball: WE USE THE FOLDING SEATS LIKE A DIVING BOARD TO PROPEL OURSELVES UP TO THE FIRE SEATS LIKE A DIVING BOARD TO PROPEL OURSELVES UP TO THE FIRE EXIT, LIKE THIS.
PROPEL OURSELVES UP TO THE FIRE EXIT, LIKE THIS.
[ GRUNTING .]
EXIT, LIKE THIS.
[ GRUNTING .]
Both: GUMBALL! [ GRUNTING .]
Both: GUMBALL! Gumball: YOU GUYS GO AND Both: GUMBALL! Gumball: YOU GUYS GO AND LEAVE ME BEHIND.
Gumball: YOU GUYS GO AND LEAVE ME BEHIND.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LEAVE ME BEHIND.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gumball: EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gumball: EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
AND GO GIVE YOURSELVES UP.
Gumball: EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
AND GO GIVE YOURSELVES UP.
Both: WHAT?! AND GO GIVE YOURSELVES UP.
Both: WHAT?! Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST ONE Both: WHAT?! Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST ONE OF US CAN MAKE IT.
Gumball: WELL, AT LEAST ONE OF US CAN MAKE IT.
Anais: WHY SHOULD IT BE YOU? OF US CAN MAKE IT.
Anais: WHY SHOULD IT BE YOU? Darwin: LISTEN, GUMBALL, I Anais: WHY SHOULD IT BE YOU? Darwin: LISTEN, GUMBALL, I HAVE AN IDEA, BUT YOU'RE NOT Darwin: LISTEN, GUMBALL, I HAVE AN IDEA, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
HAVE AN IDEA, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
IT'S THE BABY! IT'S COMING! GONNA LIKE IT.
IT'S THE BABY! IT'S COMING! Gumball: JUST DO IT! IT'S THE BABY! IT'S COMING! Gumball: JUST DO IT! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, Gumball: JUST DO IT! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT! Darwin: THE DEMON BABY WAS DO IT! Darwin: THE DEMON BABY WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF HIS Darwin: THE DEMON BABY WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION BECAUSE THE DENTIST JUST A FIGMENT OF HIS IMAGINATION BECAUSE THE DENTIST HAS SEVEN SPLIT PERSONALITIES, IMAGINATION BECAUSE THE DENTIST HAS SEVEN SPLIT PERSONALITIES, AND EVERY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE HAS SEVEN SPLIT PERSONALITIES, AND EVERY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE WAS HIM! AND EVERY CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE WAS HIM! [ ALL GROAN .]
WAS HIM! [ ALL GROAN .]
[ ALL MUTTERING .]
[ ALL GROAN .]
[ ALL MUTTERING .]
HONEY, LOOK.
[ ALL MUTTERING .]
HONEY, LOOK.
SAY HELLO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW HONEY, LOOK.
SAY HELLO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW BABY.
SAY HELLO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NEW BABY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BABY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: [ SLURPING .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY, MAN.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
I'M SORRY, MAN.
HERE.
YOU CAN HIT ME IF YOU I'M SORRY, MAN.
HERE.
YOU CAN HIT ME IF YOU LIKE.
HERE.
YOU CAN HIT ME IF YOU LIKE.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU SAVED ME LIKE.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU SAVED ME FROM A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU SAVED ME FROM A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
THAT MOVIE HAD THE WORST ENDING FROM A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT.
THAT MOVIE HAD THE WORST ENDING IN THE GALAXY.
THAT MOVIE HAD THE WORST ENDING IN THE GALAXY.
ALSO, I GOT MY MONEY BACK, SO IN THE GALAXY.
ALSO, I GOT MY MONEY BACK, SO ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
ALSO, I GOT MY MONEY BACK, SO ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
RIGHT, SIS? ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL.
RIGHT, SIS? [ SPLURT! .]
RIGHT, SIS? [ SPLURT! .]
[ SPLURT! .]
[ SPLURT! .]
[ SPLURT! .]
[ SPLURT! SPLURT! SPLURT! .]