Austin and Ally s03e18 Episode Script
Videos & Villains
Hey, are those the new sneakers you're endorsing? Yeah, they're called Moon walkers.
They're good on the basketball court or the dance floor.
Whoo! Anyway, the shoe company wants me to wear these every time I perform.
You can debut them tonight on "video countdown live".
I am so excited for the "Austin Moon special.
" Nice work, Trish.
Hey, it's my job.
Most managers would be happy with a simple thank you.
I'm not like them.
Here's a list of things you can buy me.
I can't wait to see what fans voted on for your top ten performances.
I personally voted 700 times for "finally me.
" That's Ally's song.
I've never performed it.
Hey, I like what I like.
What are you doing, Austin? I'm looking for my Moon walkers.
I packed everything else.
My lucky shirt, my lucky brush, my I'm not sure what this is doing here.
You guys ready to start the show? Uh, actually, we just need a few And we're live! We're counting down the top ten Austin Moon performances.
As voted on by you, the fans.
And at the end of our show, Austin's gonna perform for us live.
Now, let's get him out here.
I can't go on camera without my sneakers.
They must be at sonic boom.
You guys cover for me.
I'll take care of this.
Hey, don't say anything to embarrass Austin.
Please.
Jett, Austin's gonna be a while.
He's backstage popping a huge zit.
Okay, disgusting.
Roll the video.
Here's number ten, "can you feel it?" Looking for these? Brooke! How did you get those? Well, I certainly didn't sneak into shredders, take them out of your bag, then lure you back here to write me a love song.
Why does it seem like that's exactly what you did? I can't write a song, I have to be on "vcl" right now.
Well, then you better write fast.
Or the shoes get it.
Not the shoes.
That was number nine, "timeless.
" Now, let's ask Austin some questions.
We can answer for him.
Uh, let me guess He's busy trimming his nose hairs now, huh? Maybe.
Ask us anything.
We know everything about Austin.
Uh, okay, what's his favorite cereal? Wow, you guys are real Austin Moon authorities.
Okay, here's number eight, "don't look down.
" Write a love song that tells the world how you feel about me.
Or say goodbye to your precious Moon walkers.
You wouldn't dare.
I'll start with the shoelace.
It'll be a perfect addition to my scrapbook.
Sorry, wackadoodle.
You took off the door handle? I'm trapped.
Austin should have been back by now.
We better call him.
Oh.
Hello, Austin? What? No, it's me, Dez.
I'm trying to find Austin.
Dez, you're talking to yourself.
Austin gave you his phone to hold while he went on stage.
Oh.
Hey, can I call you back? Yeah, sure.
Austin had better get here soon.
I promised millions of fans he would sing live at the end of the show.
Hey, I'm just his manager.
I'm not in charge of managing where he's at, at what time.
Wait, that's exactly what I do.
I'll go look for him.
And that was number seven, "better together.
" You know what else is better together? Austin Moon and my show, that he promised to be on.
Next up, number six, "double take.
" How was that? I hate it.
But don't give up, darling.
You're so talented.
Come on, Brooke.
Give me the door handle.
I told you, you're not leaving here until you finish my song! - Austin, there you - Don't shut the door.
That was number five, "illusion.
" I'm starting to think that Austin might also be an illusion.
We have to keep stalling.
I'll ask Jett some questions and make sure he keeps talking.
Anyway Jett, why don't you tell me something interesting about yourself.
Oh, well, before I became a TV host I was an international undercover spy.
- I had a cool - Boring.
Let's go to the next video clip.
"I've got that rock n' roll.
" Way to keep him talking.
We need to text Ally for help.
Yeah, this song you're writing for Brooke is terrible.
Not to help me write, to help us get out of here.
But don't let Brooke see you.
She'll hurt my shoes.
Got it.
Hey, Brooke.
Sit next to Austin.
It'll help inspire him.
What are you doing? I'll tell you what I'm doing.
Getting lost in your eyes.
Your beautiful, greenish-brown, scary eyes.
And now, at number three, "living in the moment.
" Oh, it's from Trish.
"Trapped by books in the plastic room.
Rescue us.
" What does that mean? It's perfectly clear.
Grab the rescue bus and let's get to the library.
That's not it.
Why does books have a capital "b"? It must be Brooke! "Trapped by Brooke in the practice room.
Rescue us.
" Maybe.
I'm still not sold on it.
All right, I'm getting tired of this.
Austin had better be here in five minutes.
Uh, what if he can't make it? Well, then this network will never air another Austin Moon video ever again.
You do realize if you cut Austin from your network, you'll also be losing me.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
I have the perfect plan, Ally.
I'll stay here and stall Jett, while you sneak into the practice room and rescue Austin and Trish.
If I'm sneaking into the practice room, why are you wearing that outfit? Black is very slimming.
Just go get them.
Uh hey, guys.
This is your idea of a rescue? What gave me away? Singing your own action music kinda tipped us off.
I'm never getting out of here.
And now, we've arrived at the number one song.
Out of all the Austin Moon performances, you chose this as The best The final song.
Here we go.
The number one song is - Just say it already! - "You can come to me"! Ooh, I love that video.
Austin's got two minutes.
But I can't stay and watch.
If we don't break down that door now you're gonna miss your live performance.
Okay.
I don't even care about the sneakers anymore.
Let's just get out of here.
What are you guys doing? Nothing go! I'll take these.
Austin! Austin! Austin! Uh, I am sorry to have to say this.
Austin Moon is not coming.
Because I'm already here.
You will never believewhat I just went through.
Don't care.
Just sing.
Thanks, everyone, for voting for my videos.
This is a special song I wrote for all my fans.
Except Brooke.
This is called "upside down.
" The shoe companywas really happy with your "VCL" performance.
Your Moon walkers are selling like crazy.
People love shoes that you can dance in and play basketball in.
Whoo! Bam! Do you have to keep doing that with my food? Austin's Moon walkers inspired me to design my own multi-functional footwear.
Check out my infomercial.
Do people laugh at your skinny legs? Well, fret no more.
Introducing the calf blaster.
A formal-slash-workout shoe, all in one.
You get a workout in every step.
Look what it's done for me in just three short days Norder in the next ten minutes and I'll throw in my grandmother's mean cat.
They're good on the basketball court or the dance floor.
Whoo! Anyway, the shoe company wants me to wear these every time I perform.
You can debut them tonight on "video countdown live".
I am so excited for the "Austin Moon special.
" Nice work, Trish.
Hey, it's my job.
Most managers would be happy with a simple thank you.
I'm not like them.
Here's a list of things you can buy me.
I can't wait to see what fans voted on for your top ten performances.
I personally voted 700 times for "finally me.
" That's Ally's song.
I've never performed it.
Hey, I like what I like.
What are you doing, Austin? I'm looking for my Moon walkers.
I packed everything else.
My lucky shirt, my lucky brush, my I'm not sure what this is doing here.
You guys ready to start the show? Uh, actually, we just need a few And we're live! We're counting down the top ten Austin Moon performances.
As voted on by you, the fans.
And at the end of our show, Austin's gonna perform for us live.
Now, let's get him out here.
I can't go on camera without my sneakers.
They must be at sonic boom.
You guys cover for me.
I'll take care of this.
Hey, don't say anything to embarrass Austin.
Please.
Jett, Austin's gonna be a while.
He's backstage popping a huge zit.
Okay, disgusting.
Roll the video.
Here's number ten, "can you feel it?" Looking for these? Brooke! How did you get those? Well, I certainly didn't sneak into shredders, take them out of your bag, then lure you back here to write me a love song.
Why does it seem like that's exactly what you did? I can't write a song, I have to be on "vcl" right now.
Well, then you better write fast.
Or the shoes get it.
Not the shoes.
That was number nine, "timeless.
" Now, let's ask Austin some questions.
We can answer for him.
Uh, let me guess He's busy trimming his nose hairs now, huh? Maybe.
Ask us anything.
We know everything about Austin.
Uh, okay, what's his favorite cereal? Wow, you guys are real Austin Moon authorities.
Okay, here's number eight, "don't look down.
" Write a love song that tells the world how you feel about me.
Or say goodbye to your precious Moon walkers.
You wouldn't dare.
I'll start with the shoelace.
It'll be a perfect addition to my scrapbook.
Sorry, wackadoodle.
You took off the door handle? I'm trapped.
Austin should have been back by now.
We better call him.
Oh.
Hello, Austin? What? No, it's me, Dez.
I'm trying to find Austin.
Dez, you're talking to yourself.
Austin gave you his phone to hold while he went on stage.
Oh.
Hey, can I call you back? Yeah, sure.
Austin had better get here soon.
I promised millions of fans he would sing live at the end of the show.
Hey, I'm just his manager.
I'm not in charge of managing where he's at, at what time.
Wait, that's exactly what I do.
I'll go look for him.
And that was number seven, "better together.
" You know what else is better together? Austin Moon and my show, that he promised to be on.
Next up, number six, "double take.
" How was that? I hate it.
But don't give up, darling.
You're so talented.
Come on, Brooke.
Give me the door handle.
I told you, you're not leaving here until you finish my song! - Austin, there you - Don't shut the door.
That was number five, "illusion.
" I'm starting to think that Austin might also be an illusion.
We have to keep stalling.
I'll ask Jett some questions and make sure he keeps talking.
Anyway Jett, why don't you tell me something interesting about yourself.
Oh, well, before I became a TV host I was an international undercover spy.
- I had a cool - Boring.
Let's go to the next video clip.
"I've got that rock n' roll.
" Way to keep him talking.
We need to text Ally for help.
Yeah, this song you're writing for Brooke is terrible.
Not to help me write, to help us get out of here.
But don't let Brooke see you.
She'll hurt my shoes.
Got it.
Hey, Brooke.
Sit next to Austin.
It'll help inspire him.
What are you doing? I'll tell you what I'm doing.
Getting lost in your eyes.
Your beautiful, greenish-brown, scary eyes.
And now, at number three, "living in the moment.
" Oh, it's from Trish.
"Trapped by books in the plastic room.
Rescue us.
" What does that mean? It's perfectly clear.
Grab the rescue bus and let's get to the library.
That's not it.
Why does books have a capital "b"? It must be Brooke! "Trapped by Brooke in the practice room.
Rescue us.
" Maybe.
I'm still not sold on it.
All right, I'm getting tired of this.
Austin had better be here in five minutes.
Uh, what if he can't make it? Well, then this network will never air another Austin Moon video ever again.
You do realize if you cut Austin from your network, you'll also be losing me.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
I have the perfect plan, Ally.
I'll stay here and stall Jett, while you sneak into the practice room and rescue Austin and Trish.
If I'm sneaking into the practice room, why are you wearing that outfit? Black is very slimming.
Just go get them.
Uh hey, guys.
This is your idea of a rescue? What gave me away? Singing your own action music kinda tipped us off.
I'm never getting out of here.
And now, we've arrived at the number one song.
Out of all the Austin Moon performances, you chose this as The best The final song.
Here we go.
The number one song is - Just say it already! - "You can come to me"! Ooh, I love that video.
Austin's got two minutes.
But I can't stay and watch.
If we don't break down that door now you're gonna miss your live performance.
Okay.
I don't even care about the sneakers anymore.
Let's just get out of here.
What are you guys doing? Nothing go! I'll take these.
Austin! Austin! Austin! Uh, I am sorry to have to say this.
Austin Moon is not coming.
Because I'm already here.
You will never believewhat I just went through.
Don't care.
Just sing.
Thanks, everyone, for voting for my videos.
This is a special song I wrote for all my fans.
Except Brooke.
This is called "upside down.
" The shoe companywas really happy with your "VCL" performance.
Your Moon walkers are selling like crazy.
People love shoes that you can dance in and play basketball in.
Whoo! Bam! Do you have to keep doing that with my food? Austin's Moon walkers inspired me to design my own multi-functional footwear.
Check out my infomercial.
Do people laugh at your skinny legs? Well, fret no more.
Introducing the calf blaster.
A formal-slash-workout shoe, all in one.
You get a workout in every step.
Look what it's done for me in just three short days Norder in the next ten minutes and I'll throw in my grandmother's mean cat.