Lab Rats (2012) s03e18 Episode Script

(Door bell rings) Ho, ho, ho! Santa's here.
I'm not sitting in your lap.
Just hand out the gifts.
Presenting this holiday season's hottest new action figures! Adam, Bree and Chase.
Wow! Cool! Toys! They're so cute.
Yeah.
Now that the world knows and loves you guys, a toy company was eager to put one of these in every kid's stocking for a small licensing fee.
Ahem! Didn't they forget a certain someone? I'm just saying, this face would look dashing in molded plastic.
It appeals to children of all ages.
Leo, we agreed to keep your bionic arm a secret.
Besides, this is about Adam, Bree and Chase.
And me! Waaa! Psshhk! (Imitates jet engine) What? It comes free with the set.
Right, because no one would actually pay for you.
Look, Chase, yours is life-sized! Oh, and look! Adam's head is hollow, just like the real thing.
It's not hollow.
It's filled with potential.
Wait, potential? More like air.
What? What does that even mean? (All talking) Guys, it's Christmas.
This is a time to think about others, not yourselves.
Which is why famed TV reporter Tasha Davenport is hosting a charitable toy drive at school.
Oh, it can be a little about me.
Of course it can, honey.
Now that that little self-involved side trip is over, check it out.
Heh heh heh! Your action figures are now second place on the holiday gift best-seller list.
Second place? Oooh.
What's first? A A toy called the Nerble.
What the heck is a Nerble? That? That's just a furry orange ball.
Yeah, who would buy that stupid thing? Nerble, Nerble, Nerble, Nerble, Nerble What? It has fur and rubber.
What else do you need in life? Ooh, Donald.
I bet the kids at the charity drive would love some of your old toys.
Tasha, they're not toys, they're scientific inventions No! No, no! Stay away from my toys! The only reason the Nerble is outselling us is because our action figures don't have any cool features.
But a furry rubber ball with one eye does? You see? She gets it.
Hey, you know what will make your toys number one? Drop a little dab of Dooley in that fun pack.
Hey.
Or we could make better prototypes and get the toy company to sell them.
Then we'll be number one instead of the Nerble.
You guys are ridiculous.
Who cares if some little toy is beating us? I do.
We're heroes.
We should be number one.
I don't see any furry rubber balls saving the world.
No, but they do bring the world joy.
How? Ohhh!!! See? Joy.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement?! Look, guys, I just finished improving our action figures with some cool new features.
Check out Adam's.
TOY: Activating heat vision.
Okay, now show me the cool thing you added.
And Bree's.
TOY: Activating superspeed.
Whoosh whoosh, whoosh whoosh.
Super speed! Super? No.
Well, check this out.
TOY: Calculating GPS coordinates.
Yes! Oh, Chase, how can I put this in a way that won't hurt your feelings? You're the worst person that's ever been born, and this is the biggest waste of time and money I have ever seen.
These are no better than the originals.
Hello? Did you not hear the "whoosh whoosh, whoosh whoosh?" Look, if you're gonna soup these things up, at least add some real super speed to mine.
Oh, and super agility.
Oh, and hair extensions! Well, I'm just trying to keep it real.
What I think Bree is trying to say is, our fans are awesome, so they deserve action figures that are awesome.
But they're toys.
It's not like I can put actual bionic abilities in them.
Sure you can.
We have a lab, you have no life get to work.
Okay, I know you're upset because you didn't get your own action figure.
So You made me a Leo action figure? No.
But I did make something even better.
A high-speed snowball launcher.
Well, it's a good thing we live in a place where it hasn't snowed in 60 years.
It doesn't matter.
'Cause this little baby freezes water instantly.
All you have to do is fill up the tank and Instant snowball.
It's about time you made something useful.
You know, I have another launcher down in the lab.
We could have an epic snowball fight.
Yes! So rare the cow volunteers for the slaughter.
Lock and load.
TASHA: Leo! Run and hide! Leo, I hope you don't mind, but I collected some of your old toys for the toy drive.
Sounds good.
Take them all.
See you later.
Oh and Donald, can you pick up my mother from the airport today? I'm just swamped gathering all the donations.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
"Absolutely?" Last time I asked, you hid in the laundry hamper.
Excuse me, I wedged myself in the laundry chute.
There's a difference.
But today I would be happy to.
Do anything that gets you out of here faster! Relock and reload! Oh, one more thing (Snowball launcher fires) Cold! Cold! Cold! Yes, dear? Please, don't tell my mother about Leo's bionic arm.
She already flipped out about Adam, Bree and Chase.
If she finds out about Leo, I may not outlive her.
You got it, absolutely no mention whatsoever of Leo's bionic arm to Rose.
Thank you.
Bye.
Byeeeee! (Shivering) I thought she'd never leave.
Okay, let's go get the other launcher from the lab.
(Snowball launcher fires) Sorry, I think that one slipped out.
Oh, you are about to have a very white Christmas.
Where did you get that? Do you even know me? I always open my Christmas presents early.
The Nerble stared down at us from its perch on the number one spot.
But we would not back down.
No, we wouldn't because we're strong! And boring.
Get on with it.
All right, now watch what happens when I press this button.
(Explosion) Oh, cool! I wish I could do that.
And check this out.
Whoa, look at that little momma go! You are goin' down, Nerble! Uh, not that I care, because I don't.
Watch this.
So realistic, right? You can't fly.
Toy me can fly! End of discussion.
Look out! Chase, kids can't play with these toys.
They're too dangerous.
Oh, come on, they're not that dangerous Okay, I see your point.
Just put them in here.
I'll get rid of them.
Aww.
But I like him.
Ow! Traitor! (Explosion) Yeah, you should probably get rid of those.
Give it up, Leo! You can run, but you can't hi-i-i-i-ide! Ohhh! Ha! Bull's-eye.
And that's pretty impressive considering how small the target is.
Wait.
Time out, my launcher is stuck.
It's making snowballs but it's not launching them.
I'm sorry, all I'm hearing is "sitting duck.
" Whoa! Ha ha! Hello! That's it.
I don't need this launcher.
I have bionics.
No fair.
You can't use your bionic arm.
Bionic arm?! Rose! I'm I'm not supposed to pick you up from the airport until two hours ago.
Did I just see what I just saw? If you need me, I'll be in the laundry chute.
Hey, guys, I finally figured out how we can top the Nerble.
Instead of giving ours real bionic abilities, we can just get Hey, what happened to the action figures? Well, I don't know about mine, but yours is probably somewhere doing homework.
I don't get it.
They were right here.
(Cell phone buzzes) Uh, guys? You might want to see what Tasha just posted.
"At the toy drive.
Giving is so much fun.
" Oh, no! Tasha took our action figures to the toy drive! Those things are deadly weapons! Don't just stand there, Chase, fly us to the school! Oh wait Tasha! Hey, guys, what a wonderful surprise.
Did you come to help me with the toy drive? Of course not.
Uh, where are the action figures? I just handed them out to the kids.
What? Why would you do that? I assumed you left them in that old box to donate.
The kids just love them.
Mostly because we ran out of Nerbles.
We have to get them back! Well, at least they haven't found the button yet.
What button? That button.
This is a disaster! Yeah.
I'm gonna go home and play with my Nerble.
Bionic arm? Bionic arm?! Leo, I want you to tell me what's going on, and don't you lie to me.
Uhh That's a lie! Well That's another lie! I'm just a child.
I didn't know what was going on.
What are you doing? She already hates you.
I can still get out of this alive.
What have you done to my sweet grandbaby, you evil little elf? Little? You know, Leo, I knew it was a bad idea for you to live in this crazy techno science house with Doctor Jekyll and Mr.
You-Better-Hide.
Grandma Don't you Grandma me.
He has turned you into some kind of robot Frankenstein.
Look at you.
Half human, half phonograph.
Phonograph? Open your mouth.
Let Grandma see what kind of machinery he put all up in there.
Rose, I didn't give him bionics.
It was my brother.
Still your flesh and blood.
You know what, let me get my hair dryer.
I'm gonna put some machinery in you.
Hey, Leo, please.
Back me up here.
If you resist, it'll hurt more.
It's better to just agree.
Is it also better to just throw me under the bus? Bus? She is a bullet train! Forget the hair dryer.
I found my flat iron.
I don't know what it can do, but we're about to find out.
(Girl shrieks) I knew this day would come.
First the toys attack the humans, then they recruit the refrigerators and microwaves to seal our doom.
We need to stop this! Okay, obviously, the Adam figures are the most dangerous, so we have to get those out of the kids' hands first.
Wait, what's wrong with the Bree doll? Oh, no, I made them too perfectly.
What does that mean? She's glitching just like we do.
The bionics are burning out the motor.
(Screaming) Okay, change of plans.
Go for the Bree ones.
What did you do to these toys?! Made them better? Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay, go after the Chase ones first.
You know what, just get them all.
Got you.
Merry Christmas! Okay.
I think we got all of 'em.
I only count eight.
We're missing one.
I'll check the hallway.
Uh-oh.
Adam, be careful.
He's unstable.
So am I.
Nice shot! You nailed it! Why is it you always hurt the ones you love? I'm gonna need you guys to clean this up.
Tasha, it's Christmas.
Stop thinking about what you need and start thinking about others.
Stand still.
I don't want to leave any part of you unflattened.
Leo, help.
Tell her it's not my fault.
I You can blame whoever, but this only happened for one reason.
Because you over-react and you have anger issues? No! You're a bad father.
Wait, what? You heard me.
He's a bad father.
Okay, that's it.
Grandma, you can yell at him for a lot of things.
He's egotistical, immature Handsome.
Delusional.
My point is, he is not a bad father.
It's okay, Leo.
No, it's not.
Don't you talk back to your grandmother.
That is disrespectful.
What's disrespectful is you still treating me like I'm seven.
So what are you now? Eight? I'm 16.
Sixteen? Well, you look eight.
Listen, Grandma, he is the best father I could ask for.
And yes, I have a bionic arm because of his technology, but that technology will also allow me to help people.
How? Well, I could lift a car off of someone, I could punch through a wall and rescue some people.
I could power you through the line of shoppers on Black Friday.
Keep talking.
Look, I'm not a little boy anymore, so I'm not going to walk on eggshells around you for the rest of my life.
Wait a minute.
Are you standing up to your grandmother? Yes, I am.
If you're okay with that.
Well, I guess you have become a man.
Look, I still don't approve of you having that bionic arm.
But I love you, so I guess I'll just have to learn to accept it.
And we will be going shopping on Black Friday.
Give me a hug.
Thanks, Grandma, but I think the person you should really be hugging is him.
Bring it in, Rose.
Well, it is Christmas.
Come here.
Tell me one thing, Leo.
Why did you need a bionic arm anyway? It's a funny story, a ceiling beam fell on him while a bionic madman was trying to kill him for the third time.
Give me that gun! You 'bout to eat a whole lot of snowballs.
Come here.
Great.
You ruined the toy drive.
It's not totally ruined.
The kids can still have fun with these melted action figures.
Hiya, kids! Yeah, it's just sad.
We're sorry, Tasha.
Yeah, we never meant for those action figures to leave the lab.
I think what she's trying to say is, this is all your fault.
I just feel bad for the kids.
They have no gifts.
And they were so excited when I told them they were going to get to play with your action figures.
I just wish there was some way that we could make it up to them.
Maybe there is.
Okay, I'm your real life action figure.
Go ahead and give it a throw.
(Explodes) Oh, yeah! Nice shot, kid.
Whoo! Okay, next.
Who wants a 200 mile-per-hour piggyback ride? Okay, come on.
Whoo-hoo! For the last time, I can't fly! Eat your heart out, Nerble.
I, for one, am relieved you know about Leo's bionic arm.
Now I can stop lying to you.
About the fact that I've been lying to you.
Oh, what's this? Hmm, knowing him, it's either cheap or re-gifted.
It's just a little something.
Merry Christmas, Rose.
Oh! A Grandma Rose action figure! Donald, that is so sweet of you.
It's so stiff and lifelike.
Because of its warmth and charm.
Hey, why is she wearing a mission suit? Oh, I just had a new head molded.
I used the body of a Bree prototype that was lying around.
And it's re-gifted.
Wait, Bree prototype? Hey, what does this button do? Oh, no! Everybody get down! (Screaming) You're right, he is a bad father.
(Boing) Yes!