Parenthood s03e18 Episode Script

We'd like to make you an offer to buy the luncheonette.
I am not selling.
- What if we up that offer? - Oh God don't.
What about that? Our son is coming.
Do you understand how this looks? Crosby Braverman, I've always loved you.
I never stopped loving you.
Will you still marry me? - Yes, I will marry you.
- Yeah? to go away for quite a while if that is what will make you smile is something I will gladly do because I am in love with you .
I hate you.
Lily, hey, hey.
This is not fair to you, and I'm sorry.
I don't hate you.
that is what it's going to take .
- I'm really sorry.
- No, don't.
what it's going to take - we're getting married! - Aah! No! - Yes! - Oh, congratulations.
What is going on? - Finally.
- Hey, what happened? My mom and dad are getting married.
No way.
What are you talking about? How did that happen? - Camping! - Camping, of course! We went on this we went on this camping trip, and I realized how much I love this man here, and that, no matter what happened, I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
- That is so sweet.
- YouRealized it? - Yes.
- Yeah, dad.
She proposed to me.
Yeah, we want to do it right away.
- This summer? - No.
Well, no, actually, we were thinking later this week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- This week? - Oh, my God.
Well, I mean, we'll have a big party in a couple months, but we're gonna go down to city hall this week.
Uh, no.
No.
Let's do it here.
What do you say? - Yeah.
- Are you sure? - Right here.
Yeah.
- This seems like a oh, no.
We could do it outside.
We still have to talk to Renee about that, but, yeah, I mean, I think it'll work.
Well, in my mind it's settled.
Let's go have some champagne.
We'll have a toast.
Okay, I'll get the champagne.
So a family wedding is quite a big event.
Oh, gosh, I'm just so excited.
You know what a lot of people do in preparation for a wedding? - What? - Shower.
That's funny.
Because you think I'm dirty? No, no.
I know you are.
Okay.
Yes.
Uh And I understand, I mean, you're going through something I'm going through something.
Yeah, clearly it's not my finest hour.
Have you talked to him? - NoI haven't.
- Why not? Because What am I gonna say? He's called me.
I just I don't know if I can work there and still be with him, and I maybe you have to pick one.
Yeah, therein lies the problem.
I mean, he's a he's a pretty cool guy.
So Well That's pretty rare.
Yeah.
special kind of sadness you got that tragic set of charms that only comes from time spent in Los Angeles makes me wanna wrap you in my arms hey.
Dude, you just scared the crap out of me.
You should announce yourself before you I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier that I met with Richard gilchrist while you were away.
You met with Gilchrist while I was away.
Yeah, he called me, and he wanted to meet, said right away, so look, the important thing is he upped the offer, and I think that we should discuss it.
Look I was away for one day.
He more than doubled the offer.
I want to sell.
I'm getting married this week.
I know.
As everybody knows, in 72 hours, we're having a very big wedding here.
I need everybody's undivided attention.
Okay.
- Undivided.
- Here we go.
Now, thanks to Renee and Camille, we have a crackerjack list of wedding assignments.
Thank you very much, ladies.
Here we go.
Julia.
Sir! Honey, you are in charge of cake.
- Mmm.
- Yum.
- On it, boss.
- Oh, it's a good one.
And you gotta make it big enough for 40 people, sweetheart.
Actually, it's more like 57.
Wait, how did we get to 57? The church group.
The whole church? The church has to be up in here.
Shh! Hey.
Hey, hey.
Amy.
Amy, Amy.
Could I separate you and drew for just a second? You guys are gonna be on the Jordan almond wedding favors.
- Ooh, yay.
- Sarah.
- I'm Sarah! - You are on a rose-petal duty, my darling.
- Oh, nice one.
Wait.
What is rose-petal duty? - The rose-petal path that the bride and groom go down.
Bummer.
That's the embarrassing job.
Joel, Joel, are you paying attention? - Yes, sir.
- In deference to our partial Jewish ancestry, you will be making the chuppa.
It's "khuppa," dad.
It's not even Jewish.
Why do we keep pretending we're even well, the "hoopa.
" "Huppa.
" I'll make them both.
Great, all right.
Adam! As best man, you are in charge of the bachelor party.
I need you to keep watching over, make sure he's safe and sound.
- Will do.
- All right? There's, um, actually been a change in the wedding party.
So, uh, Billy's in town.
He's gonna be the best man.
I'll tell him about the bachelor party.
- What? - Who's Billy? - Billy? - Seriously, I'm not joking.
Come on, Crosby.
Yeah, well, you weren't being very best manly, so I replaced you with someone who is up for the job.
Oh, my God, are you serious? - Don't do this right now.
- Wait, is this real? You wanna talk about this, we can talk about this, but let's not talk about it here.
Let's take it outside.
No, let's talk about it right here if you wanna talk about it.
Yeah, I'm sure they would all love to hear about it.
What the hell's going on here? What the hell is going on Adam met behind my back and negotiated to sell the luncheonette.
I didn't try to sell the luncheonette.
That is not even how it happened.
Well, how did it happen, and how would you know? Are you a partner? Excuse me? Are you the one who told him to take the money? 'Cause that's so important! I did not! Do not talk to my wife like that! Billy's gonna be the best man.
Just move on.
Fine.
You know, Billy's an idiot, just like you, so it should work out perfectly.
Oh, really? He may be an idiot, but he's never screwed me over, okay? - I didn't screw you over! - Someone flashes money in front of your face, and then everything changes? How do you live with yourself? Do not mom, I didn't do anything! It's all him! It is all him! You didn't do anything because I met behind your back? No, I think you met behind my back.
Do not speak to me like this in front of my family.
Then why don't you just leave? You know what? We will.
Haddie, Max, Kristina, let's get going.
Let's get out of here.
All right? Yeah, we're leaving.
I'll see you later.
- You know what? - OhOh, my God.
- Honey - Did that just happen? You like that?! Yeah, oh, that was real good.
Oh, man, that was real just great! Let's go.
Crosby.
- Hey, hey, hey! - Ow! Let him go! Adam! Let him go.
Let him go.
may God bless and keep you always and may your wishes all come true may you always do for others and let others do for you may you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung and may you stay forever young may you grow up to be righteous may you grow up to be true may you always know the truth and see the lights surrounding you may you always be courageous stand upright and be strong and may you stay forever young may you stay forever young Re synced By YesCool; corrections this is tough.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry, Joel.
Thank you.
Thanks, Camille.
This is what we were worried was gonna happen, what we were hoping wouldn't.
Yeah.
I just want to put my arms around her, but You know Julia.
I'm worried that she needs her space.
I and sometimes I just don't know what to do.
You guys don't have to do this, you know.
Got it? I'm okay.
Sure.
It's wedding week.
You just gotta keep me busy.
Yeah, you got it.
No problem.
Yeah, I mean, 8,000.
We could make it an even 10,000.
For the trail legacy level.
Then we could have a company sponsor to match it.
Yep, think big.
Vote little.
Wonderful.
You have a great day.
Bye-bye.
Kristina, we need to talk.
Yes, we do.
I just got you $10,000 more for this campaign.
This is a pretty good system I've come up with.
Kristina, we still work together.
We're 15 feet away, and you're sending me emails.
Yes, I am.
Bob, look, I'm just gonna be honest with you, okay? I think that you're you're a great politician, and I think that we have a great shot at winning this election.
I do, but I don't trust you any more.
I just don't, I mean, everything that happened with Amber in Sacramento and it's really hard to look at you face-to-face every single day, and and lie about it.
That I will not do.
I put my little girl in day care to come work for you, and I like my job, I really do, but this is Amber's my niece.
Kristina, we've known each other for a long time.
You know I'm not a bad guy.
Now, forgive me that I've developed feelings for a capable, smart, beautiful, young woman whom you put into my life because you trusted her and you believed in her.
So I hope you'll be able to accept that and move on, because I need you on this campaign.
Those are your favorite muffins from golden's bakery.
They're delicious.
- So they're getting married? - Yep.
- That's crazy.
- Yeah.
I love that.
Uh, where are they doing it? Uh, at the house in the backyard.
- Very nice.
- Yeah.
Will you be my date? Yes, please.
I just thought it would be cool to have, if you're gonna do a last-minute wedding, have it in Ireland.
- Really? - Yeah.
Why? It's so romantic out there.
Home of Thomas Moore and van morrison.
How would you get everybody, you know, there? Let's say there's a baby.
Is there the baby baby can come.
Strap on the back.
- Uh-huh.
- Or carry-on.
- Yeah.
It changes, you know.
Being able to do something last-minute, you know? It's not like that for a while.
- Yeah.
No, I-I and it's possible that I, you know, won't get pregnant, you know? No, you will get pregnant.
Look, I was saying that I think Ireland is a cool, romantic place.
But we could just go there.
Mm.
Just take our baby and go there.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
So dad was winning, right? - He doesn't seem pleased.
- No, 'cause he was guys, we're not gonna discuss it, okay? No, then Uncle Crosby was on top of him.
Neither one of them won, because they both lost track of their emotions and acted like children.
Well, that doesn't make any sense.
- Thanks for the help.
- Both people can't lose.
Stop stop it! You stop fighting.
That is not what we learn here, okay? Yes, it is.
Dad just did it.
- Grandpa! - Hey, honey, how you doing? - Say, "it's me!" - Grandson.
I didn't know he was coming over for dinner.
Do you want some dinner? Hey, pop.
- Adam.
- How you doing? - Good.
How are you? - We're good.
We're just making some beef bourguignon.
- Ooh.
- We're peaceful here.
- Beef bourguign what? - Beef stew.
Hey, Adam, can I talk to you for a second? I'm sorry, I didn't know you were coming.
- Yeah.
- I would've made stew.
I'll finish up.
Does dad get a consequence for fighting with Uncle Crosby? 'Cause I think he should, 'cause I got a consequence for fighting with Jabbar.
All right, what do you want to talk about? Well, your brother's getting married in less than 48 hours.
I'm well aware.
I really don't want the two of you arguing during the week he's gonna get married.
Well, I don't either, but it was his decision to announce to the entire family that I'm no longer his best man.
Well, you went behind his back to meet with that guy.
You know what? This is our business, all right? You don't need to be involved.
All of a sudden, I am involved.
I mean, my God, I had a world federation wrestling match in my living room, for Pete's sake.
- Well, I'm sorry about that.
- Adam, Adam, please.
Listen.
Just listen to me! You know what? We got a significant Would you listen to me for a minute? I need you to make up with him.
We don't want that crazy bastard Billy you guys sound like you're fighting.
- We're not fighting.
- If you're fighting, mom's got some salsa in the kitchen.
- We're fine, Max.
- No, it's not a fight.
Hey, do you have a new pet or something? Yes, I have a bearded dragon.
It's upstairs.
Do you wanna see it? Yes, I'd like to see the bearded dragon.
- Yeah, you should check it out.
- Let's go.
Fix it, please.
Grandpa, let's go! You wanna see it, let's see it.
+ Have I ever told you how much I love the way you load a dishwasher? - Really? - Yeah.
'Cause if you're not happy with it, I can I can change it No, it's perfect.
- If that's better for you.
- No, it's so good.
Hey, I hope you're not bummed about my mother doubling the size of the wedding.
Um, I had nothing to do with that.
No, no, no.
The more church folks and relatives, the better.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Okay.
Now what's going on with you and your brother? You mean other than the fistfight and me replacing him as best man? Yeah.
Yeah, other than that.
That's pretty much all the developments.
Come on, babe, you need to figure that out.
You can't be arguing with your brother on your wedding day.
Okay, well, you go fix him, and I'll stop fighting with him.
This is the same cycle we've always been in, where he's right and I'm wrong.
No matter what I do, he's right.
I mean, it was my idea to start the luncheonette, not his.
I'm the reason that we have this thing that's worth millions, okay, not him.
Yet somehow, he still doesn't see me as his equal.
Baby, you are taking this way too personal.
It's not personal.
It's business.
Your brother wants to be in a business, and you want to be in thbusiness.
And maybe it's not the same thing, but It's not personal.
He's still your brother.
What? I think I'm ready.
- Y-yeah, me me too.
Should I get, like - Yes.
- Stuff? Okay.
Meet up on the weekend or who is that? No.
Make her wait.
Honey, I'm not gonna Julia, just just honey, come on.
No, Joel, I need to talk to her.
Zoe.
Is that your mom? Yeah.
That's good.
She's helping.
Troy? No Troy.
Good.
- I didn't know.
- Um I I swear to you I didn't know until he was born.
And I'm so sorry.
- # I don't know # - How is he? - # how deep # - He's beautiful.
the well runs .
Julia in my heart you changed my life.
drop another penny in the dark I don't know how far my tired legs can walk - hi.
- Hi.
I'm glad you're alive.
Yeah, sorry I didn't call.
What, is your brother getting married in a couple days? Um, I'm glad you're here.
I need to ask you a serious question about expiration dates.
These are just them covering their bases, right? They don't actually go bad? All right.
You hungry? Mm, I don't know.
What's going on? You okay? What's wrong? Sarah.
Hmm? What are you thinking about? I was Up all night.
Yeah? Honey, what if I can't have children? Then we then we can't have them.
I don't know .
I'm not sure I want to Have any more.
I mean, I want to - # my hopes have # - For you.
flown themselves but I'm not sure it's the right thing for me.
I I thought I thought you were I'm sorry, I thought you were sure.
I I thought I was too.
signal to the sky well Then, uh then I don't I don't have to have kids.
Don't say that.
I don't.
I don't need that.
You don't know that.
I mean, you don't know, you know? And ten years from now, it may be too late to Change your mind.
I don't care, I love I love you, and you love me, and that's that's all that matters.
No, it's not.
if I find .
I couldn't take that away from you.
Do you understand? So are you breaking up with me? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's better that I do it now.
You know? I'm sorry.
*** um, just any qualification can go.
Great, well, that definitely accelerates the process.
All races, ethnicities, boy, girl.
We're open.
We just want a baby.
I understand.
May I talk to you about one other option? - Yeah? - Yeah.
Do you know what a sky baby is? - Uh, no.
- No.
Sometimes a mother hasn't made arrangements in advance to have her child adopted, and so that can happen really suddenly.
Would you be open to that? - Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Uh, I have a question.
In these situations, is it ever possible that they Take the child back from you? Honestly? Yes, that can happen.
It's rare.
Butit is something you need to know.
Um, we're ready for anything at this point.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Look, I've, um I've thought about it, and I can't make you want to work at the luncheonette forever.
So you have my blessing to sell it.
You know, if you want to call Richard and take the offer, then Feel free.
Uh Crosby, listen.
I'm really sorry I went behind your back.
Can weAt least have a couple beers and talk this thing through? Well, there's nothing really to talk about.
You know? I'll I'll see you at the wed I told you to stay in the car.
It was either that or crap on the front lawn.
I'm not in high school any more.
What's up, buddy? How you doing, little guy? What's up little guy? Hi, buddy.
Yeah, he's a girl.
Cool.
Hey, um, I just want to say thanks again for abdicating the old throne there.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
All right, Crosballs, you ready, bro? Bachelor party time.
Bachelor party! I mean, come on.
- Sorry, my bad.
- Yeah, it's his All right, have a good time, guys.
- I'll see you in the car - Hey Can I use the crapper real quick? - Really? - Yeah.
What? Yeah, go ahead.
- Thanks.
- Make it quick.
Appreciate it.
No, no, no.
I'm on it.
Oh, man! when the rain is blowing in your face and the whole world is on your case I can offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love when the evening shadows and the stars appear whoa oh and there is no one there to dry your tears dry your tears I could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet oh ho but I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met ooh no doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry I'd go black and blue I'd go crawling down the Avenue no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do to make you feel my love the storms are raging on the rolling sea and on the highway of regret the winds of change are blowing wild and free you ain't seen nothin' like me yet I could make you happy make your dreams come true nothin' that I wouldn't do go to the ends of the earth for you to make you feel my love party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gonna make you lose your mind everybody just have a good good good time oh oh oh oh I can feel it, babe oh oh what's your answer what's your answer - Dance with your dad? - Okay.
We go out here? - Haddie.
- Yes? You don't have to be worried about Cornell any more.
It's all gonna be fine.
I wasn't worried.
Oh, yeah, well, me neither.
Okay.
I love you, kid.
- Are you drunk? - No.
A little bit? Not at all haven't had anything to drink.
I love you too.
- Sarah bear.
- as time goes on What? You haven't called me that in a million years.
Hmm.
What happened to mark? to me we broke up.
It's I didn't want anybody to know.
and now hmm.
now that you're here you okay? promise your love that I've waited we heard about Cornell.
That's so exciting.
- So exciting.
- Mm-hmm, I know.
Kristina, you and Adam must be so proud.
We are.
We're gonna miss her, though.
I'm so hot for her ooh.
Damn, woman.
You still look every bit as fine as you did the day I met you.
It's still there, isn't it? The chemistry.
Is that what it is? God, I've been wondering what that feeling I had was.
You wanna get out of here? You know, I would, but, um It's my brother's wedding, so I'm so hot for her .
- I think no for tonight.
- Nah, nah Very, very charming offer, though.
Check back with you later.
yeah, tried rewiring her tried ref iring her I think her engine is permanently stalled she's so cold, she's so - what is it? - I tasted it.
It's chocolate and rosewater frosting.
- Ooh.
- And are we ever gonna get it? It's getting late.
Are we gonna cut that thing open? Yeah, yeah.
Dig into that? Oh, look at My hubby.
Cheers.
- # for so long # - Um Do you wanna go to my room? - Yeah.
- Yeah? that a star would guide you my way thank you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So did you talk to gilchrist? - I did.
- You did? - Yeah.
- So it's it's all done.
Well, there's Paperwork.
We gotta make it legal.
But, basically, yeah, it's done.
Okay.
- Cros - No, no, you know.
I shouldn't have even brought up business at the wedding.
I wasn't gonna do that, so I apologize.
I shouldn't have said anything.
- Crosby.
- Yeah? Congratulations.
Congratulations.
I been waiting all my life for this feelin' to be mine no more searchin' no more cryin' for this feelin' surely is mine ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 'cause you make my heart go wild set the sun on fire set the sun on fire .
Jasmine, you have always been there for me and in more ways than I care to mention, especially with mom standing right there.
I'm so happy for you, to see your dreams come true.
My man, Crosby We've definitely tussled.
But, uh, we're cool now.
And Jabbar's in good hands.
We straight? We good? - Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
To the bride, to the groom.
Congratulations.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Hear, hear! Okay, so now I'm supposed to hand it off to the best man, Billy garner.
Billy! Billy.
Billy! Billy! - Billy.
- Bill - Billy? - Oh, wow.
Okay, okay.
There he is.
He, uh he's enjoyed the evening a little too much, and he's over there sleeping it off, so I'm gonna hand it back over to the dj, and we can just keep this party rolling.
Okay? Thank you.
Oh.
Okay, cool.
Hi, I'm I'm, uh, Crosby's older brother Adam.
Uh, Crosby, uh, is a unique character, and he's taken a lot of flack over the years for a lot of different things.
Uh, for letting his mom do his laundry well into his 30s.
Being careless, when borrowing things from his brothers and sisters and forgetting where they are and borrowing money and not paying it back.
- Such a nice toast, thanks.
- Ah, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But he's a great guy.
And I was lucky enough this year to go into business with him.
And because of all those things, I told my wife, she looked at me like I was out of my mind.
But, uh, the business did very well.
So well, in fact, that we got an offer recently a huge offer from someone to buy the business from us.
Last couple years have been really tough for me, my family.
I lost my job, and Boy, this business came along at a great time.
And, uh, this offer, boy, it's it's an offer that changed my life.
Standing here looking at my brother and the rest of my family last night you were in my dreams .
I don't want my life to change.
'Cause not only do I have three wonderful kids and a perfect wife and I woke up .
I get to go to work every day with my brother Crosby.
oh, heart and bones and every day, he makes me laugh about life, about myself, and I don't know what I'd do without that.
So, uh Believe it or not, this is how I got the offer.
I got it on a napkin, originally.
Here it is.
And here's what I think about this life-changing offer.
Well, what's Billy gonna do? I already decided to go into business with him.
I love you.
Thank you.
Hey, congratulations, Crosby and Jasmine.
you can't touch this .
I understand.
Now? - # can't touch this # - Right now? break it down .
I'm going to the bar! Do you want anything? Hey! Where have you guys been? Uh, it was super, super loud.
I just had to go to the bathroom.
- Uh, - what? Super, su- what? D.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, are you? Yeah.
Why are you all sweaty? Ow.
Um the lights look so gorgeous.
Don't they? Yeah.
- They do.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay.
can't touch this we outta here can't touch this hey.
Hey, Amber.
Sorry I haven't called you back.
Just been Trying to figure stuff out, you know? And I want you to know that I like you so much.
I think you are incredible, and I want to be with you.
Um But I feel like my whole life, I've Been making decisions based on emotions and not really paying attention to what is good for me.
I can't I can't work here and be with you.
It's it's too much.
I can't do it.
And so I have to somehow now ask you if I can work here, um, as your assistant.
And Just your assistant.
Amber You have a job here.
- Really? - Yeah.
And I'm disappointed But Be a privilege to have you come back As my assistant.
- Okay? - Okay.
be my witness yeah.
Don't get dizzy.
Pretty.
- Sarah.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey, Sarah.
- Uh, hi.
- I've been looking for you.
- I've been looking for you.
I want to get a drink.
You go this way.
I'll go that way.
I'll meet you.
- All right.
- Okay.
Billy, seriously, I hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
would you go there um if I go there too .
I think I made a tactical - No, it's me.
- Error with you.
- No, it's not.
I-I think I think we skipped over something when we started talking about having a baby.
And, uh, the truth is that I I wanna be with you.
And I also you know, I would likeChildren, but People who want to be together They make a decision to To be together.
And then and then they see, and then life brings what it brings, but at least they're together.
And, um, that's That's where we belong.
And I wanna I wanna do this right.
And I wanna take it one step at a time but in the right order.
So Sarah Braverman, will you marry me? Hey! are you ready, yeah are you ready, yeah Wow! - # to be happy # - Bye, buddy! You be good! Oh! are you ready, yeah are you ready, yeah to be happy are you ready, yeah are you ready, yeah to be happy - Hey.
- Hi.
What's the, uh what's the situation? His mother's been incarcerated.
She's released the rights of her child to keep him out of the foster system.
I can tell you more later, but what I need from you now is a verbal confirmation that this is something you want to do.
Yes.
Yes.
This is Victor.
Hi.
Hi, Victor, I'm I'm Joel.
And this is Julia.
Hi.
Do you want to come inside? Sure.
All right.
All right.
This way.
Hey, Victor, are you hungry? A little bit.
All right.
We can we can deal with that.
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