Young Justice s03e18 Episode Script

This is Courtney Whitmore, your very own star girl reporting on today's hottest stars, the Outsiders, led by Beast Boy, AKA Space Trek star Garfield Logan.
The Outsiders include Geo-Force, better known as meta-Prince Brion of Markovia, plus Blue Beetle and Kid Flash, and two brand-new heroes, Wonder Girl and Static.
They've already made heroic splashes in Taos, New Mexico, Brooklin, Maine, and Chicago, Illinois.
Well, #WeAreAllOutsiders has been trending non-stop for nearly two solid weeks in the U.
S.
It's bigger than Big League, gang.
So, the question is, where will the Outsiders show up next? Santiago de Cuba, Miss Martian says a meta trafficking lab there needs busting up now.
We'll rendezvous with Wonder Girl, Static, and Bio Ship, in Happy Harbor.
Then, it's Outsiders away! COMPUTER: Recognized Beast Boy Fred, Violet? - Time for school.
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR) (YAWNS) Mother of goat.
I am glad this is the last day before winter break.
(GROANS) (YAWNS) I cannot understand why you three insist on attending school in Happy Harbor.
Waking up this early on the West Coast in order to zeta to the East Coast does, uh, suck, but we have friends at Happy Harbor High School.
Violet, a moment, please.
I have difficult news.
(GASPS) Did Brion find out Gabrielle Daou helped kill his parents? No, no.
This is about your origins.
Oh, you mean that I am Gabrielle's corpse brought back to life by the living energy of a dead Mother Box.
Yes, that.
The ramifications created some concerns.
So, I tested hair follicles from your hair brush to check your DNA, and Well There's just no easy way to say this.
I'm sorry, Violet, but you're dying.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) (STUTTERING) How can I be dying? I can heal myself.
But your cells are not regenerating as they should.
Every time you use your Violet aura to heal a new wound, it is at the expense of your overall health.
At your current rate of deterioration, you have only a few months left.
- Months? - But the situation is not hopeless.
I've been consulting with my mentor, and I truly believe we'll have a solution soon, so - So? - So, it's up to you whether we worry the others with your current diagnosis.
In a week or two, we may have much better news.
Yes, I suppose we should wait.
M'GANN: The Outsiders, or in any case those not attending the funeral, are en route to Cuba.
Gar's group? Alone? Seriously? - They can handle this.
- And they were our only option.
The mission is, potentially, too public for the team, and neither the U.
N.
nor Cuba would allow the Justice League to intervene.
Are you forgetting who they're up against? Kaldur, if you can't find Fate, I have to go.
Zatanna, you are a Leaguer.
We dare not risk an international incident.
I'll try and stay under the radar.
COMPUTER: Zatanna, 2-5.
KLARION: Stop worrying.
Project Cucumber is right on schedule.
- (MEOWS) - Rutabaga? Please.
This is a top-secret operation for the Light.
Who'd choose the name Project Rutabaga for that? - (MEOWS) - Well, if I named it Project Rutabaga, then Project Rutabaga it is.
Now, stop trying to ruin my fun, Teekl.
- And what's more fun than tormenting children? - (WHIMPERS) - (MEOWS) - Yes, tormenting puppies is fun, but I wouldn't say it's more fun.
(MEOWS) Quiet! I know what to do! - (STAMMERING) - (MEOWS) That's right.
I use magic as a catalyst to activate the metagene in kidnapped teenagers.
(SCREAMS) (COUGHS) (GIRL WHEEZING) Stupid metagene.
This one can't even breathe out of water.
Oh, well, step one completed.
Step two, apply mystic control brand.
(SCREAMING) Hmm, let's put her with the others.
(CASTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) Truth is, none of the metas we've created have been that much fun.
Not separately, anyway.
(THUNDER RUMBLES) (GROWLING) (ROARING) KLARION: Now, that's a Rutabaga! BEAST BOY: Deploy Beetle mini drones.
We need to know what's going on in there.
STATIC: Transferring signal to Bio Ship.
- (ROARING) - (ALL GASP) Not something you see every day, and we've seen some pretty weird days.
(SNARLING) - All right, let's do another.
- (MEOWS) What do you mean we're all out? I want more kids to play with! I want 'em! I want 'em! I want 'em! Perfect time for Bart and Jaime to go AWOL.
- Dude, funeral.
- Oh.
Man, yeah, I'm sorry.
I I totally spaced.
And Mrs.
Garrett was so crashed, too.
But we've got another problem.
Cuban authorities incoming.
BEAST BOY: Klarion goes ballistic over any authority.
Geo-Force, keep the Cubans at bay.
Static, Wonder Girl, we're going in.
(OVER RADIO) Outsiders, away! Dude, that catchphrase, it needs work.
(SPEAKING SPANISH) See, Teekl, I told you we had some meta-teens left.
- (MEOWS) - What? They're trying to steal my magical metas? You, flesh monster, crunch them! (GROWLING) - (ROARING) - (THUNDER CRACKING) (ALL YELLING) Hey, did you see that? (STUTTERS) That thing, it's made of kids.
BEAST BOY: (OVER RADIO) Static, Wonder Girl, hold it off without hurting it, um, them.
I'll deal with Klarion.
(SQUEAKING) - (TRUMPETING) - (YOWLS) Oh, fine time for you to be knocked unconscious by an elephant.
Now I'm losing grip of the mortal plane.
- (GROWLING) - (KIDS YELLING) Huh? (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) (GASPS) - Yes, Zatanna's in the house.
- No, not in the house.
BEAST BOY: (OVER RADIO) I thought Leaguers weren't allowed in Cuba.
I'm not, which is why I'm not in the house.
My glamour spell hides me from any non-Outsider.
KLARION: Or any non-Chaos Lords.
We see you.
You're a witch! - (SNARLS) - Guys, distract Klarion while I deal with that.
(BEAST BOY TRUMPETING) Pack off, pachyderm.
Beast Boy! - (CLATTERING) - (BLOWS) (GRUNTING) Foolish mortal.
Klarion is chaos personified.
He cannot be constipated! - (MEOWS) - Yeah, yeah, contained.
- (BUZZING) - He knew I meant contained.
Ow! Ow! That this is Ow! Stinging me.
(LAUGHS) A green hornet.
- (GROWLING) - (KIDS YELLING) (CASTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) Ow! Ow! - Wonder Girl! No! - Yes! (ROARING) (CASTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) - (ROARING) - (KIDS YELLING) - Wonder Girl, are you all right? - Uh-huh.
(BOY SPEAKING SPANISH) I can't deactivate your metagenes, but I can free your souls.
(CASTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) (ALL GROANING) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! What is happening? I better get Witch Boy out of here.
And this spell is not going to be easy.
Beast Boy, get clear! (CASTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE) Not fair! That doesn't belong to you! (PANTING) You've got a lot of nerve, kid.
You're a stage magician, and I am a Chaos Lord.
Now, what brave punishments can we devise for little Miss So-not-a-thing? - (MEOWS) - Look around? At what? This place is familiar.
- (MEOWS) - The Tower of Fate? No, no, no, no! What if Nabu comes back? This is his place of power.
No way.
No way I'd let him catch us here.
- Still in the Tower? - (MEOWS) Dang it! - The Tower? - (MEOWS) Dang it! BEAST BOY: All clear.
Let the Cubans in.
I'll deal with you later.
- Outsiders? - Outsiders.
Si.
(GIRL GROANING AND WHEEZING) - (WHEEZING) - BEAST BOY: Are these gills? You can't breathe! (BEAST BOY CHITTERING) (BEAST BOY CLICKING) (OVER RADIO) Beast Boy to Bio Ship.
Need your help, girl.
COMPUTER: Recognized.
Forager.
B-3-2.
Terra.
B-3-3.
Where's Violet? I thought all four of us were training today.
I reminded her, but when the bell rang, she (SIGHS) What is the English Ah, yes.
She blew us off to hang with her friend Harper Row.
Violet blew us off? That doesn't sound like her.
Still, if she's socializing, making friends, - it's healthy, I guess.
- (GUNSHOT) - (GASPS) - Whoa! That's got a kick! Whew! And so does this.
Go ahead.
Can't hurt to try it.
Or is this a Muslim no can do? I'm not a Muslim.
(LAUGHS) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, Vi.
I said try it, not kill it.
(COUGHING) I don't kill.
I have a boyfriend.
- So do I.
- (MOANS) (CHUCKLING) Here.
Give it a shot.
- Whoa! - BETHANY: Freeze! Drop the weapon.
Now! Put down the weapon.
Put it down! Vi, what are you doing? Drop it.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF) - Mama! - Luiz.
Luiz.
(SPEAKING SPANISH) Gracias.
Thank you.
What will you do with these others? Those with family in Cuba can stay, of course.
But many of these kids were trafficked here from other countries.
They'll be given the opportunity to go home or they can come to the meta-human youth center in Taos, New Mexico.
Either way, we've got them covered.
Much better catchphrase.
You Justice Leaguers should not be here! Hey, the League's cool, but we're Outsiders.
And we're just trying to do the right thing for kids like us.
Pero somos Outsiders.
We are all Outsiders.
We are all Outsiders.
ALL: (CHANTING) We are all Outsiders! Still the best catchphrase yet.
(SPEAKING SPANISH) Go, while you still can.
(GRUNTING) Good.
Use your opponent's momentum.
(YELLING) Mother of goat! (GRUNTING) ARTEMIS: Hey.
It's all right.
You can't expect to know the counter for every attack overnight.
Okay, let's try again.
But don't just focus on my eyes.
That might work against an untrained fighter, but not against an experienced foe.
Be aware of my entire body, hips included.
You'll learn to see the tells, to anticipate what's coming.
- I know that.
- Do you? I mean, I'm sorry.
I appreciate what you're trying to teach me.
Look, I get it.
You have bad memories associated with training.
Training? Me? Before your cage match with Holocaust, seemed like someone had given you a few tips, if brutally.
Yes, my training was a bit rough.
I understand.
Trust me.
My dad, Sportsmaster, he was just like that.
Borderline abusive on good days.
But that's not my style.
So, go again? Yes.
I appreciate the call, Bethany.
I'll make sure she gets home.
Thanks, Megan.
Say hi to Snapper for me.
Sure.
- Could I ask what's happening with Harper Row? - (SIGHS) We called her father after checking our drunk tank to make sure he wasn't already here.
- And? - We left a message, but Harper's staying in a holding cell until dear old Dad comes to get her.
So, you want to tell me what happened, or why? (SIGHS) (ENGINE STARTS) Violet hasn't texted back? Well, maybe her phone's dead, you know? Got some newbies for you.
Ramp, please.
- Good work.
- There's one more.
Kind of a special case.
Okay, Bio Ship, show us the hold.
Uh, the center is not equipped for water breathers.
We will have to make alternate arrangements for Sorry, I didn't get her name.
STATIC: Hey, guys, you missed a weird one today.
Um, not that you didn't have a great excuse.
I mean (SIGHS) Condolences? (SIGHS) (CLEARS THROAT) I want in.
You want in? Yeah, in to the Outsiders.
Seriously? You were never into the whole hero thing.
I know.
But the three of us were talking after the funeral, and this is something I need to do for the kids here.
What part of "We got you covered" didn't cover them? Them especially.
You guys are great, but Brion's a prince and Gar's a TV star.
You three are clearly legacies, and the kids here just don't know you.
Great.
Thanks.
Sorry, but they need to see one of their own on the squad.
Dude, you had me at "I want in.
" - All those in favor.
- ALL: Aye! Uh, dude, is your dad gonna be okay with this? - Uh - Wait.
Did I hear you right? You're really joining the Outsiders? - Looks like it.
- (CHUCKLES) That's amazing! And you picked the perfect time.
- I did? - Check your phones.
The Outsiders made quite the splash today in Cuba.
Now #WeAreAllOutsiders is trending way beyond the States.
They're blowing up internationally! - Not just viral, global viral! - We did it.
As of right now, the Outsiders are bigger than the Justice League.
Bigger than the Justice League? Noted.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) - (TEEKL MEOWS) - KLARION: Dang it! (SNAPS FINGERS) - (TEEKL MEOWS) - KLARION: Dang it! (SNAPS FINGERS) - (TEEKL MEOWS) - KLARION: Dang it! (SNAPS FINGERS) - (TEEKL MEOWS) - KLARION: Dang it! (SNAPS FINGERS)