Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e19 Episode Script
Holly Jolly Secrets (1)
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [BELLS JINGLING.]
- Jake, you made this? - Yeah.
And you buried the treasure right here? Uh-huh.
Jake, you're awesome! [GRUNTS.]
This is so cool.
BOTH: [GRUNTING.]
FINN: A suitcase? Oh, man! I found it in the dump and then buried it without looking inside.
Whoa.
Wait a second, man.
I know this case.
One night, while you were away at Lady's house, I was dancing in the woods.
ICE KING: Evil tapes.
Evil! Perchance, I saw the Ice King doing something suspicious.
So I trailed him to the dump, where he buried this case in the ground.
You're evil tapes! Full of evil secrets! That's why I'm going to bury you where no one will ever find you under all these boogers! Whee! [LAUGHS.]
Whee! [LAUGHS.]
FINN: I waited for him to leave.
But he played in those boogers for hours.
I decided to come back later for the case.
But I lost track of it.
- Whoa! And I found it? - Mm-hmm.
[LAUGHS.]
Let's have a secret screening.
I'll make some fliers for it.
There, now nobody will bother us.
FINN: Jake! Jake, come on! Okay, you can play this, right, Beemo? Yes, Finn.
It goes in my butt.
Oh.
This is so exciting! Hello, dear diary.
Pretty good day so far.
Got up bright and early, had a healthy and slimming breakfast, did 14 minutes of cardio.
Dude, what are we watching? I think it's the Ice King's diary.
I mean, I'm not gonna win carpenter of the year or anything, but it's a place to hang up the old toothbrush.
Wenk.
Gunter.
Hey, Gunter.
Get -- getaway from the camera, sweetie.
Papa's recording his innermost thoughts.
Remember, I explained this to you? Hey, Gunter.
Gunter! - Wenk.
Well, anyway, as you can see, I'm not wearing my -- Wenk.
I'm not wearing my -- Wenk, wenk.
Sweetie, I raised my voice because you were giving me the silent treatment.
You understand? - Wenk.
I love you.
Can we fast-forward? N-No, man, we might miss something.
[SIGHS.]
There must be more to life than this.
Wenk.
I know, you don't like when I'm contemplative.
C-Contemplative? No.
Con-tem-plat-- C-- let's put on a play! What?! [AS BUBBLEGUM.]
Oh, Ice King, you're so cool! You take such good care of yourself! I want to be with you! Wenk, wenk, wenk! [NORMAL VOICE.]
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
Wenk.
ICE KING: Gunter, I need you to wear the beard! - Wenk.
- Gunter! Hey, pause it, Beemo.
There's got to be some evil secrets in here.
I want to keep watching.
Okay- Well, why don't I make us some snacks? So I don't have to watch this.
Can we sit on the floor? I feel so far away from you guys.
Wenk.
[KNUCKLES CRACK.]
Aha! Now hold still.
[ZAP!.]
[DINK!.]
You moved! Ooh, what's this? [MUMBLING.]
Secret tapes?! I wanna watch! Catch you later, Gunter.
Wenk.
[LAUGHS.]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
Gunter, no! Gunter! Dance p-- Gunter! Dance party! [MUNCHING.]
Thanks, Gunter.
[LAUGHS.]
Mmm! You're Gunter.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.
Oh, fine, who needs you? More dance party for us.
Right, Gunter? Oh! Uh [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
May I have this dance? [CHUCKLES.]
There's probably some evil secrets coming up.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Someone wants to see the secret tapes! What?! Oh, but I was so clear in my flier.
Let's peek through the window and check who it is.
Maybe it's just a pizza.
Right! - Hey, hey! - BOTH: What?! You guys are checking too loud! Oh, you're right.
More quietly.
[CLICKING.]
I'm quieter now.
Cool.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
Hey.
guys, it's me.
Can I come in and watch the secret tapes with you? I brought some gifts.
BOTH: Aah! Okay, if we're quiet long enough, Ice King will think no one's home and go away.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
Ah, no one's home.
Guess I'll go away.
[ALARM BLARES.]
Aah! Aah! Ohh! Huh? [BLARING CONTINUES.]
Just turn your alarm off! Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.
[BLARING CONTINUES.]
My alarm says it's time for Finn's bath.
Finn, get naked.
No, just hit your snooze button! I cannot self-snooze.
It's against my programming.
Well, then, tell me how to do it! [BLARING CONTINUES.]
Press and hold, then press the button on top of my head.
[BLARING STOPS.]
BOTH: Phew! I'm sorry.
We can still take a bath.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
He must know we're watching his tapes.
We need to find his secrets faster.
[CRYING.]
Oh, diary, thank you for listening to me.
[CRIES.]
Fast-forward, Beemo.
[HIGH-PITCHED.]
Sorry, been meaning to tell you something insanely private.
But darest I? I love to [GRUNTS.]
fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel.
There, I said it.
The white of the milk is so dense, And when I poke my little toes out from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle.
I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes, yet I giggle, and then I fall asleep.
And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky.
Disgusting, diary.
lam disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.
Anyway, back to the Turtle Princess.
Play, Beemo.
So, there we are.
Turtle Princess is frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow, and there was magic in the air.
We were both feeling it.
[CHUCKLES.]
But before I can leave the library, Finn and Jake show up! You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.
Bah! He knocks off my crown, and then Finn bonks me on the nose! Still hurts, too.
The worst part is, Turtle Princess took away my library card.
[SIGHS.]
You know, dear diary, I'm starting to worry that all these entries sound exactly the same, and that my life is just me running in place on some giant hamster wheel.
Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.
[HIGH PITCHED.]
This reminds me of the time I got stuck in my bathroom.
There was a squirrel.
Dan 't ask.
Anyway, long story short, imagine me crouched down on the kitchen ï¬Âoor talking to the toilet paper.
Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants to go on an adventure? Ana' the toilet paper's //ke, "What?" You're my best friend, diary.
I'm gonna take a nap.
No! These tapes are important.
We just don't know why yet.
Beemo, fast-forward to triple speed.
Okay- [HIGH PITCHED SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
FINN: Beemo, play normal speed.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Come on, baby, in the pocket! [BREATHING HEAVILY.]
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Maybe he's talking in secret code.
Telling evil secrets in secret code He's brilliant! Well, how do we decode the secrets? Why don't we call others for help? Beemo, you're brilliant! Well, who do we call? Um the smartest person we know -- Princess Bubblegum.
She's brilliant.
[DIALING.]
[LAUGHS EVILLY.]
- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.
Jake and I found a bunch of secret tapes.
We were wondering if you'd help us decode them.
- Codes? - Yeah, they're really stupid, but, you know, maybe they're encoded or whatevah.
Oh, you called the right person.
I know a lot about codes.
Let's start with -- [STATIC, DIAL TONE.]
- Huh? - Oh! [DIALING.]
Hey, Princess, we got disconnected.
[AS BUBBLEGUM.]
Hello, Finny.
[GIGGLES.]
BOTH: You sound weird.
Must be a bad connection.
That's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone.
Ice King is on the phone outside.
So, how's the weather in Candy Kingdom? Oh, the usual.
There's ice everywhere, and it smells like penguins.
The only thing that smells like penguins is you, Ice King! [GASPS.]
How did you -- What are you doing?! I want to watch secret tapes with you guys.
It'll be nice.
No, man.
But -- He doesn't know that we're watching his tapes.
We gotta find these evil secrets before he uses them against us! Ohhhh, fine! No more nice! Now you'll get ice! Try watching those tapes with frozen eyeballs! [LAUGHS EVILLY.]
Aaaaaaaah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [BELLS JINGLING.]
- Jake, you made this? - Yeah.
And you buried the treasure right here? Uh-huh.
Jake, you're awesome! [GRUNTS.]
This is so cool.
BOTH: [GRUNTING.]
FINN: A suitcase? Oh, man! I found it in the dump and then buried it without looking inside.
Whoa.
Wait a second, man.
I know this case.
One night, while you were away at Lady's house, I was dancing in the woods.
ICE KING: Evil tapes.
Evil! Perchance, I saw the Ice King doing something suspicious.
So I trailed him to the dump, where he buried this case in the ground.
You're evil tapes! Full of evil secrets! That's why I'm going to bury you where no one will ever find you under all these boogers! Whee! [LAUGHS.]
Whee! [LAUGHS.]
FINN: I waited for him to leave.
But he played in those boogers for hours.
I decided to come back later for the case.
But I lost track of it.
- Whoa! And I found it? - Mm-hmm.
[LAUGHS.]
Let's have a secret screening.
I'll make some fliers for it.
There, now nobody will bother us.
FINN: Jake! Jake, come on! Okay, you can play this, right, Beemo? Yes, Finn.
It goes in my butt.
Oh.
This is so exciting! Hello, dear diary.
Pretty good day so far.
Got up bright and early, had a healthy and slimming breakfast, did 14 minutes of cardio.
Dude, what are we watching? I think it's the Ice King's diary.
I mean, I'm not gonna win carpenter of the year or anything, but it's a place to hang up the old toothbrush.
Wenk.
Gunter.
Hey, Gunter.
Get -- getaway from the camera, sweetie.
Papa's recording his innermost thoughts.
Remember, I explained this to you? Hey, Gunter.
Gunter! - Wenk.
Well, anyway, as you can see, I'm not wearing my -- Wenk.
I'm not wearing my -- Wenk, wenk.
Sweetie, I raised my voice because you were giving me the silent treatment.
You understand? - Wenk.
I love you.
Can we fast-forward? N-No, man, we might miss something.
[SIGHS.]
There must be more to life than this.
Wenk.
I know, you don't like when I'm contemplative.
C-Contemplative? No.
Con-tem-plat-- C-- let's put on a play! What?! [AS BUBBLEGUM.]
Oh, Ice King, you're so cool! You take such good care of yourself! I want to be with you! Wenk, wenk, wenk! [NORMAL VOICE.]
No, Gunter, beard stays on.
Wenk.
ICE KING: Gunter, I need you to wear the beard! - Wenk.
- Gunter! Hey, pause it, Beemo.
There's got to be some evil secrets in here.
I want to keep watching.
Okay- Well, why don't I make us some snacks? So I don't have to watch this.
Can we sit on the floor? I feel so far away from you guys.
Wenk.
[KNUCKLES CRACK.]
Aha! Now hold still.
[ZAP!.]
[DINK!.]
You moved! Ooh, what's this? [MUMBLING.]
Secret tapes?! I wanna watch! Catch you later, Gunter.
Wenk.
[LAUGHS.]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
Gunter, no! Gunter! Dance p-- Gunter! Dance party! [MUNCHING.]
Thanks, Gunter.
[LAUGHS.]
Mmm! You're Gunter.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.
Oh, fine, who needs you? More dance party for us.
Right, Gunter? Oh! Uh [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
May I have this dance? [CHUCKLES.]
There's probably some evil secrets coming up.
[KNOCK ON DOOR.]
Someone wants to see the secret tapes! What?! Oh, but I was so clear in my flier.
Let's peek through the window and check who it is.
Maybe it's just a pizza.
Right! - Hey, hey! - BOTH: What?! You guys are checking too loud! Oh, you're right.
More quietly.
[CLICKING.]
I'm quieter now.
Cool.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
Hey.
guys, it's me.
Can I come in and watch the secret tapes with you? I brought some gifts.
BOTH: Aah! Okay, if we're quiet long enough, Ice King will think no one's home and go away.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
Ah, no one's home.
Guess I'll go away.
[ALARM BLARES.]
Aah! Aah! Ohh! Huh? [BLARING CONTINUES.]
Just turn your alarm off! Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.
[BLARING CONTINUES.]
My alarm says it's time for Finn's bath.
Finn, get naked.
No, just hit your snooze button! I cannot self-snooze.
It's against my programming.
Well, then, tell me how to do it! [BLARING CONTINUES.]
Press and hold, then press the button on top of my head.
[BLARING STOPS.]
BOTH: Phew! I'm sorry.
We can still take a bath.
[KNOCKING CONTINUES.]
He must know we're watching his tapes.
We need to find his secrets faster.
[CRYING.]
Oh, diary, thank you for listening to me.
[CRIES.]
Fast-forward, Beemo.
[HIGH-PITCHED.]
Sorry, been meaning to tell you something insanely private.
But darest I? I love to [GRUNTS.]
fill my bathtub full of milk and sit in it like I'm a magic angel.
There, I said it.
The white of the milk is so dense, And when I poke my little toes out from under the milk, they startle me and I giggle.
I giggle, diary.
They're my own toes, yet I giggle, and then I fall asleep.
And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky.
Disgusting, diary.
lam disgusting.
I'm disgusting.
I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.
Anyway, back to the Turtle Princess.
Play, Beemo.
So, there we are.
Turtle Princess is frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow, and there was magic in the air.
We were both feeling it.
[CHUCKLES.]
But before I can leave the library, Finn and Jake show up! You know how Jake is.
Stretch this, stretch that.
Bah! He knocks off my crown, and then Finn bonks me on the nose! Still hurts, too.
The worst part is, Turtle Princess took away my library card.
[SIGHS.]
You know, dear diary, I'm starting to worry that all these entries sound exactly the same, and that my life is just me running in place on some giant hamster wheel.
Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.
[HIGH PITCHED.]
This reminds me of the time I got stuck in my bathroom.
There was a squirrel.
Dan 't ask.
Anyway, long story short, imagine me crouched down on the kitchen ï¬Âoor talking to the toilet paper.
Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants to go on an adventure? Ana' the toilet paper's //ke, "What?" You're my best friend, diary.
I'm gonna take a nap.
No! These tapes are important.
We just don't know why yet.
Beemo, fast-forward to triple speed.
Okay- [HIGH PITCHED SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
FINN: Beemo, play normal speed.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Come on, baby, in the pocket! [BREATHING HEAVILY.]
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Maybe he's talking in secret code.
Telling evil secrets in secret code He's brilliant! Well, how do we decode the secrets? Why don't we call others for help? Beemo, you're brilliant! Well, who do we call? Um the smartest person we know -- Princess Bubblegum.
She's brilliant.
[DIALING.]
[LAUGHS EVILLY.]
- Hi, Princess Bubblegum.
- Hey, Finn.
Jake and I found a bunch of secret tapes.
We were wondering if you'd help us decode them.
- Codes? - Yeah, they're really stupid, but, you know, maybe they're encoded or whatevah.
Oh, you called the right person.
I know a lot about codes.
Let's start with -- [STATIC, DIAL TONE.]
- Huh? - Oh! [DIALING.]
Hey, Princess, we got disconnected.
[AS BUBBLEGUM.]
Hello, Finny.
[GIGGLES.]
BOTH: You sound weird.
Must be a bad connection.
That's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone.
Ice King is on the phone outside.
So, how's the weather in Candy Kingdom? Oh, the usual.
There's ice everywhere, and it smells like penguins.
The only thing that smells like penguins is you, Ice King! [GASPS.]
How did you -- What are you doing?! I want to watch secret tapes with you guys.
It'll be nice.
No, man.
But -- He doesn't know that we're watching his tapes.
We gotta find these evil secrets before he uses them against us! Ohhhh, fine! No more nice! Now you'll get ice! Try watching those tapes with frozen eyeballs! [LAUGHS EVILLY.]
Aaaaaaaah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!