Bunnicula (2016) s03e19 Episode Script
Monster-Con
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Wow! I've never been to
a monster convention before.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait to meet
my favorite character.
(ECHOING) Dr. Mega Brains!
He's the
thinking man's monster.
I've got my autograph book,
my poster, and of course,
my beautiful costume.
Although, my outfit
doesn't hold a candle to
some of these other costumes.
(BURPS)
So life-like.
Yeah. I'm just here for
all the monster-theme snacks.
Whoa, whoa! Slimy nachos?
I always wanted to try that.
And look, there's even
a monster veggie cart.
Ever try a Lovecraft
carrot, Bunnicula?
-Uh-uh.
-Hey.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS) That's not a guy.
That's a monster!
Yeah, Chester.
It's Creepy Creature Con.
You know, a convention
for creepy creatures.
AKA monsters.
Real monsters?
Of course
they're real monsters.
Haven't you been
paying attention?
There're signs everywhere.
-(GASPING)
-(GROWLING)
(SLURPING)
(STUTTERING) Monsters?
-Hello, zere!
-(YELPS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMS)
Monster! Run!
Sorry, he's a little
monster shy.
-(PANTING)
-(SNARLING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMING, PANTING)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
Huh?
Hey, Chester.
Harold, you got to
help me find an exit.
We gotta get out of here.
Oh, okay. This way.
We're in line
for slimy nachos!
Yeah, I thought we could grab
a snack on the way out.
If we don't
get out of here soon,
we'll be the snacks.
Now, where's the exit?
-There. Now come on.
-Aw
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISPERING)
Uh, Chester, I don't
think this is the exit.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Okay. Wrong exit.
Oh, there's another one.
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, boy. Snacks!
-(ROARS)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
That definitely
wasn't the exit.
Oh, how about that one?
(GROANING)
(HAPPILY) Oh, hey! Visitors!
Hi, my name's Lava Face,
and this is my
humble abode.
I know what you're thinking.
It's kind of a mess
around here,
but it's just been so long
-since I've had company.
I wasn't--
-(DOOR SLAMS)
What? Where's the exit
we came in through?
Oh, I don't know, Chester.
It's gotta be
one of these though.
(GASPING)
We're never gonna
get out of here.
Where's Bunnicula
when you need him?
Oh, there he is.
Huh? Bunnicula?
Huh? I'm not Bunnicula.
Ew. (SIGHS) Why are you
dressed like that?
Well, he's my hero.
A lot of us Bunnicula fans
are dressing up like him
this year.
Oh, hey, look.
It's Bunnicula.
He's over there, too.
And there.
Oh, and right there.
-Hey.
-(GASPS)
CHESTER: Whoa
MONSTER: (ON PA)
All right, you scare fans!
Creepy creature con
is proud to present
to you Bunnicula!
Appearing in Hall H
in five minutes.
Be there!
Hall H? What is Hall H?
Here we are, Hall H.
Thousands of monsters,
all gathered to see Bunnicula.
Wait Thousands?
(LIVELY CHATTER ECHOING)
This is where Bunnicula's fans
go to hear him talk about
all of his greatest scares.
(GASPS) Harold
-MONSTER:
You're blocking the door.
-(YELPS)
(GASPING)
Harold, let's get out here!
Relax, Chester.
Let's just hear
what Bunnicula has to say.
Harold, this is a bad idea.
We're surrounded by
monsters who want to eat us.
-MONSTER: Excuse me.
-(SCREAMING)
Greetings, fellow
Bunnicula fans.
-Mind if I have a seat?
-(STAMMERING)
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Uh, no. Not at all.
We're just a couple of
fellow monster Bunnicula fans.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Let's give a warm welcome
to Bunnicula. (LAUGHS)
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
(GROANS)
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
(MONSTERS EXCLAIMING)
All right, all right.
Settle down, everyone.
First, let's see a short clip
of some of Bunnicula's
most recent scares.
-(GROWLS)
-(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(CACKLES)
Ah, this is nice.
(SCREAMS, YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
Whoa! Whoa!
Bunnicula, stop that!
-(BABBLES)
-(SCREAMS, GROANS)
(SLURPING)
Bunnicula, is that you, buddy?
(SNIFFING) Do you smell a cat?
Uh, no. (SNIFFS)
I don't smell anything.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-(ROARS)
-(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
-I can't take this!
-(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, very good, Master.
(DEMONIC GROWLING
IN THE DISTANCE)
(BABBLING IN FEAR)
-(HISSING, YOWLING)
-(YOWLS)
(LAUGHS)
Okay, now for
the Q&A portion
of our panel.
Ooh, ooh. I'm gonna
ask him a question.
-Excuse me.
-Oh, I wanna ask
him a question, too.
-I bet you have a question.
Don't you, Chester? Come on.
-Harold, no! We gotta go!
Um
Uh, where do you
get your ideas from?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
-MONSTER: Anybody else
smell cat?
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Uh, must be the cat
I had for breakfast.
(SNEEZING)
-Oh, what's wrong, dear?
-My allergies are acting up.
But it's weird, 'cause
I'm only allergic to cats!
(EXCLAIMS)
Uh, yes. Uh, Bunnicula,
long time fan here. Yes.
Uh, when will we finally
get a Bunnicula shared
cinematic universe?
(BABBLES)
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
Yes, um, I have a question.
When you started,
it seemed like
you were really edgy.
But recently,
you've gotten sillier.
Is that because
you're living with some
human girl and her pets now?
(MONSTERS MURMURING)
(BABBLING ANGRILY)
Well, I certainly hope
you mean that.
Now, I know
I'm not the only one
who'd like to see a return
of the old Bunnicula.
Oh, hey, Bunnicula.
I got a question.
-Do you know where
my chew toy is?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Okay, okay. Thanks. Hey,
what's your favorite color?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Great! Me too!
What's your lucky number?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Where does the
sun go at night?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Oh. Who would win
in a fight between a flying
shark and flying crocodile?
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Uh, do you like monkeys?
-BUNNICULA: Uh-huh.
Oh, wow. Me too.
Hey, so, uh--
HOST: Let's limit this
to one question per guest,
please.
Oh, okay. Love you, Bunnicula.
See you at home later.
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
(GRUNTS) Uh, no.
No, no, I'm good.
HOST: It's all right.
No need to be nervous.
Huh? Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, well Wait
(STAMMERING)
I do have a question.
I mean, what's with
always scaring the cat?
And it's always the cat.
The cat, the cat, the cat.
What is it?
-Like, do you have an issue
with the whole feline species?
-(CROWD BOOING)
I mean, what about
scaring the dog
once in a while?
Yeah, yeah. Boo all you want!
-(SNIFFING, GASPS)
-Uh (GASPS)
It's a cat!
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, are we
taking these off now?
Whoo, it was getting
hot in there.
Hey, how you doing?
Harold! (YELLS)
Uh-oh.
Um, everybody,
that was Bunnicula.
(LAUGHS)
(PANTING) We gotta get out.
Or get eaten!
Let's get eaten.
(MONSTERS GROWLING
AND CHATTERING)
-(HAWK SCREECHES)
-(CHESTER AND HAROLD EXCLAIM)
-Oh, my slimy nachos!
-(GRUNTING, SIGHS)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula.
-(CHOMPS)
-(SCREECHES)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROAN)
(PANTING) Huh?
(MONSTERS CLAMORING, BOOING)
(LAUGHING) You can't
reach us up here.
-(BUZZING)
-(GASPS)
(WHOOSHING)
(POPS, HISSING)
We've got 'em now, guys.
Bunnicula!
Bunnicula!
(MONSTERS CHATTERING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula!
-(SYRENS SCREAMING)
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SLURPING)
(HISSING)
(CROWD CLAMORING)
I just wanted
a celebrity autograph.
-(CHUCKLING) Time to eat.
-(RUMBLING)
-Huh?
-(BUNNICULA GROWLING)
BOTH: Huh?
(ROARING, SCREECHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah. Now that's
the old Bunnicula.
Yeah! (LAUGHING)
Aw, I never did get
to try those slimy nachos.
Yeah, well, I never
got my celebrity autograph.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
Oh, boy! Slimy nachos!
Ahh, real monster!
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS
AND BABBLES)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING MUFFLEDLY)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LIVELY CHATTER)
Wow! I've never been to
a monster convention before.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
I can't wait to meet
my favorite character.
(ECHOING) Dr. Mega Brains!
He's the
thinking man's monster.
I've got my autograph book,
my poster, and of course,
my beautiful costume.
Although, my outfit
doesn't hold a candle to
some of these other costumes.
(BURPS)
So life-like.
Yeah. I'm just here for
all the monster-theme snacks.
Whoa, whoa! Slimy nachos?
I always wanted to try that.
And look, there's even
a monster veggie cart.
Ever try a Lovecraft
carrot, Bunnicula?
-Uh-uh.
-Hey.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS) That's not a guy.
That's a monster!
Yeah, Chester.
It's Creepy Creature Con.
You know, a convention
for creepy creatures.
AKA monsters.
Real monsters?
Of course
they're real monsters.
Haven't you been
paying attention?
There're signs everywhere.
-(GASPING)
-(GROWLING)
(SLURPING)
(STUTTERING) Monsters?
-Hello, zere!
-(YELPS)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMS)
Monster! Run!
Sorry, he's a little
monster shy.
-(PANTING)
-(SNARLING)
(YELLS)
(SCREAMING, PANTING)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
Huh?
Hey, Chester.
Harold, you got to
help me find an exit.
We gotta get out of here.
Oh, okay. This way.
We're in line
for slimy nachos!
Yeah, I thought we could grab
a snack on the way out.
If we don't
get out of here soon,
we'll be the snacks.
Now, where's the exit?
-There. Now come on.
-Aw
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISPERING)
Uh, Chester, I don't
think this is the exit.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GASPS) Okay. Wrong exit.
Oh, there's another one.
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, boy. Snacks!
-(ROARS)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
That definitely
wasn't the exit.
Oh, how about that one?
(GROANING)
(HAPPILY) Oh, hey! Visitors!
Hi, my name's Lava Face,
and this is my
humble abode.
I know what you're thinking.
It's kind of a mess
around here,
but it's just been so long
-since I've had company.
I wasn't--
-(DOOR SLAMS)
What? Where's the exit
we came in through?
Oh, I don't know, Chester.
It's gotta be
one of these though.
(GASPING)
We're never gonna
get out of here.
Where's Bunnicula
when you need him?
Oh, there he is.
Huh? Bunnicula?
Huh? I'm not Bunnicula.
Ew. (SIGHS) Why are you
dressed like that?
Well, he's my hero.
A lot of us Bunnicula fans
are dressing up like him
this year.
Oh, hey, look.
It's Bunnicula.
He's over there, too.
And there.
Oh, and right there.
-Hey.
-(GASPS)
CHESTER: Whoa
MONSTER: (ON PA)
All right, you scare fans!
Creepy creature con
is proud to present
to you Bunnicula!
Appearing in Hall H
in five minutes.
Be there!
Hall H? What is Hall H?
Here we are, Hall H.
Thousands of monsters,
all gathered to see Bunnicula.
Wait Thousands?
(LIVELY CHATTER ECHOING)
This is where Bunnicula's fans
go to hear him talk about
all of his greatest scares.
(GASPS) Harold
-MONSTER:
You're blocking the door.
-(YELPS)
(GASPING)
Harold, let's get out here!
Relax, Chester.
Let's just hear
what Bunnicula has to say.
Harold, this is a bad idea.
We're surrounded by
monsters who want to eat us.
-MONSTER: Excuse me.
-(SCREAMING)
Greetings, fellow
Bunnicula fans.
-Mind if I have a seat?
-(STAMMERING)
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Uh, no. Not at all.
We're just a couple of
fellow monster Bunnicula fans.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Let's give a warm welcome
to Bunnicula. (LAUGHS)
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
(GROANS)
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
(MONSTERS EXCLAIMING)
All right, all right.
Settle down, everyone.
First, let's see a short clip
of some of Bunnicula's
most recent scares.
-(GROWLS)
-(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(CACKLES)
Ah, this is nice.
(SCREAMS, YELLING)
(GRUNTING)
Whoa! Whoa!
Bunnicula, stop that!
-(BABBLES)
-(SCREAMS, GROANS)
(SLURPING)
Bunnicula, is that you, buddy?
(SNIFFING) Do you smell a cat?
Uh, no. (SNIFFS)
I don't smell anything.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-(ROARS)
-(WHIMPERING)
(ROARS)
-I can't take this!
-(ROARS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh, very good, Master.
(DEMONIC GROWLING
IN THE DISTANCE)
(BABBLING IN FEAR)
-(HISSING, YOWLING)
-(YOWLS)
(LAUGHS)
Okay, now for
the Q&A portion
of our panel.
Ooh, ooh. I'm gonna
ask him a question.
-Excuse me.
-Oh, I wanna ask
him a question, too.
-I bet you have a question.
Don't you, Chester? Come on.
-Harold, no! We gotta go!
Um
Uh, where do you
get your ideas from?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
-MONSTER: Anybody else
smell cat?
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Uh, must be the cat
I had for breakfast.
(SNEEZING)
-Oh, what's wrong, dear?
-My allergies are acting up.
But it's weird, 'cause
I'm only allergic to cats!
(EXCLAIMS)
Uh, yes. Uh, Bunnicula,
long time fan here. Yes.
Uh, when will we finally
get a Bunnicula shared
cinematic universe?
(BABBLES)
(MONSTERS CHEERING)
Yes, um, I have a question.
When you started,
it seemed like
you were really edgy.
But recently,
you've gotten sillier.
Is that because
you're living with some
human girl and her pets now?
(MONSTERS MURMURING)
(BABBLING ANGRILY)
Well, I certainly hope
you mean that.
Now, I know
I'm not the only one
who'd like to see a return
of the old Bunnicula.
Oh, hey, Bunnicula.
I got a question.
-Do you know where
my chew toy is?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Okay, okay. Thanks. Hey,
what's your favorite color?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Great! Me too!
What's your lucky number?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Where does the
sun go at night?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Oh. Who would win
in a fight between a flying
shark and flying crocodile?
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Uh, do you like monkeys?
-BUNNICULA: Uh-huh.
Oh, wow. Me too.
Hey, so, uh--
HOST: Let's limit this
to one question per guest,
please.
Oh, okay. Love you, Bunnicula.
See you at home later.
(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
(GRUNTS) Uh, no.
No, no, I'm good.
HOST: It's all right.
No need to be nervous.
Huh? Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, well Wait
(STAMMERING)
I do have a question.
I mean, what's with
always scaring the cat?
And it's always the cat.
The cat, the cat, the cat.
What is it?
-Like, do you have an issue
with the whole feline species?
-(CROWD BOOING)
I mean, what about
scaring the dog
once in a while?
Yeah, yeah. Boo all you want!
-(SNIFFING, GASPS)
-Uh (GASPS)
It's a cat!
-Uh-oh.
-Oh, are we
taking these off now?
Whoo, it was getting
hot in there.
Hey, how you doing?
Harold! (YELLS)
Uh-oh.
Um, everybody,
that was Bunnicula.
(LAUGHS)
(PANTING) We gotta get out.
Or get eaten!
Let's get eaten.
(MONSTERS GROWLING
AND CHATTERING)
-(HAWK SCREECHES)
-(CHESTER AND HAROLD EXCLAIM)
-Oh, my slimy nachos!
-(GRUNTING, SIGHS)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula.
-(CHOMPS)
-(SCREECHES)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH GROAN)
(PANTING) Huh?
(MONSTERS CLAMORING, BOOING)
(LAUGHING) You can't
reach us up here.
-(BUZZING)
-(GASPS)
(WHOOSHING)
(POPS, HISSING)
We've got 'em now, guys.
Bunnicula!
Bunnicula!
(MONSTERS CHATTERING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, look. It's Bunnicula!
-(SYRENS SCREAMING)
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(SLURPING)
(HISSING)
(CROWD CLAMORING)
I just wanted
a celebrity autograph.
-(CHUCKLING) Time to eat.
-(RUMBLING)
-Huh?
-(BUNNICULA GROWLING)
BOTH: Huh?
(ROARING, SCREECHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah. Now that's
the old Bunnicula.
Yeah! (LAUGHING)
Aw, I never did get
to try those slimy nachos.
Yeah, well, I never
got my celebrity autograph.
(BUNNICULA BABBLING)
Oh, boy! Slimy nachos!
Ahh, real monster!
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS
AND BABBLES)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING MUFFLEDLY)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)