Lab Rats (2012) s03e19 Episode Script

Good news, my famous bionic peeps! Your new PR guy came through big time.
Please tell me it's not another celebrity game show.
We always lose.
Probably because one of us always hits the buzzer too soon, and doesn't know the answer! In my defense, I thought hitting the buzzer was the right answer.
You remember that big magazine interview I got you guys? The article just came out, thanks to yours truly, Leo Dooley of Dooley Entertainment, a subsidiary of LeoCorp.
Awesome! Cool! Wait, I wanna see! Wait, the the reporter interviewed all of us.
Why is Adam the only one on the cover? This whole article makes it sound like he's in charge.
"Adam Davenport is the bionic team's leader, "strong man, and all-around superstar"? Ah, finally, someone gets how things work around here! Hold on, listen to this.
"Along with Adam's little brother, the girl helps him on missions.
" It's like you and I barely even exist! What are you talking about? You guys are mentioned right here, see? "Bree and Chase Davenport, not pictured.
" Hey, guys, what's going on? This article totally misrepresents how our team works.
People are gonna think that Adam is the only one who does anything.
Oh, don't worry! I'll set the record straight and tell 'em the girl does stuff, too.
Guys, don't worry about it.
The media distorts everything.
I mean, one time, an article said that I was self-absorbed.
Ha ha ha ha! Look, the important thing is that you know the truth about who you are and what you do.
"We also spoke to Leo Dooley, the bionic team's brilliant mastermind.
" What? That's it, I'm calling my lawyer.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement? Leo, look at this.
It's bad enough that magazines are twisting the facts, but now gossip sites are writing all sorts of lies about us.
Yeah, like I can't keep a boyfriend! That I'm a nerd! And also, a bunch of stuff that isn't true! Guys, look.
This is the price of fame.
Now you see why I've chosen to live my bionic life out of the spotlight.
And take my modest 25% cut as your manager.
Leo, this is wrong! The world is not seeing us for who we really are! Yeah, people need to know that I am a humble, down-to-earth, bionic supermodel! Look, I have a fix.
When you guys first went public, a production company wanted to do a live reality show about you, but Big D turned them down.
Why? One hint.
Guess who wasn't going to be the star? Davenport's going away on a business trip, so I'll call the company and let them know we've reconsidered.
They'll send a camera crew to follow you around.
Yes! Then the whole world will see how things really are.
And it'll be live, so they won't be able to manipulate the truth.
Great idea, Leo! Well, as the article says, I am the bionic team's "brilliant mastermind.
" Really? 'Cause according to this website, you're our "adorable eight-year-old sidekick, Lee Clooney.
" That's your blog.
Oh, shoulda known.
I spelled my own name wrong.
Great, we'll see the camera crew here tomorrow.
Yes, I am a great negotiator for an eight-year-old.
What's up, Clooney? Why are you wearing that coat? You look more suspicious than usual.
Just thought I'd drop in to see how my good friends the Davenports are doing.
Whoa, look! There's a mountain lion in your yard! Really, where? I don't see anything! Keep looking, something'll show up.
There's nothing there.
What's in your coat? Nothing.
Like I said, nothing! Really? You're stealing from us? Not any more! You caught me! Once Adam, Bree, and Chase became famous, I made a fortune auctioning off their bionic belongings online.
But then, I ran out, and now I have to restock.
Put those back! Ooh, you're gonna have to catch me first.
Ooh, whoa, ah, ah, ah! Ooh, cramp, cramp, cramp! Ahh, my hammy! Okay, people, we go live in two minutes! Oh, no, that was for them.
You keep puffing that powder, sweetheart.
Leo, why is there a camera crew in here? Uh, it's for a new TV show we're filming, called "What Happened To Your Business Trip?" What happened to your business trip? Leo, I don't want people seeing our private lives! The more people see, the more they'll start criticizing every move that Adam, Bree, and Chase make.
And it'll start messing with their heads.
People are already criticizing us! That's why we're doing this! So that they can see the truth.
And my new highlights.
You have nothing to prove.
And by doing this, you're just feeding into the frenzy.
That's easy for you to say.
You aren't dragged through the mud on a daily basis.
There are rumors online that I'm expecting twins! We're getting him a double stroller.
Let me know if you want in.
Look, for the record, I think going on television is a huge mistake.
We're live! Hello! Hi.
I'm Donald Davenport, brilliant, genius inventor who was just leaving.
No, I'm not.
Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
Y'know You do know the camera adds 10 pounds? And in that outfit, it's more like 20.
'Scuse me, while I change into something a little more flattering.
Wait, stay out of my closet! Hi, everybody! I'm Chase! This is the lab where we train for missions, well, actually, they train for missions.
I'm always mission-ready.
Hmm, uh, your shoe's untied.
Aw, man! Uh, just to set the record straight I can keep a boyfriend, I just can't get one.
Uh, uh, no, I mean, I can get one, I j I just you know what, I can run Adam, what are you doing? What I do every day at this time, leading the bionic team by doing strength poses.
It's the President with a mission alert! That means there's an emergency somewhere.
I'm guessing it's that way.
Mr.
President, we got the alert.
Listen, there's a power surge at a major electrical tower.
And it's too dangerous for anyone else to handle.
I need you to fix the broken transformer before it blows, and starts a nationwide chain reaction.
We're on it.
Good luck.
The country is counting on you.
And would also like you to put a shirt on.
Ha ha! Hear that? The President is asking us for help.
Does the President ask your girlfriend for help? No, I don't think so.
Come on, we have to go now! Hey, but what about the cameras? Bring 'em with us! That way, people can see what really happens when we save the world! Good idea, little brother.
Ugh! It's mission time! Whoo! Okay, we're here! I'll ring the doorbell.
If no one answers, I'll just knock 'er down! Right this way, folks! Ignore him, he's window dressing.
What are you doing? Since you won't let me steal stuff, I'm giving bionic house tours.
Gal's gotta make a buck somehow! Who's enjoying Terry Perry's Bionic Experience? You can't give tours of our house! This is private property! So's the fountain at the mall, but I still drain it for bus money.
Uh, what? Those of you who purchased the meal option, the bionic fridge is over there.
It's all-you-can-eat, but save me some salami! Get them out of here, or I'm calling the police! Go for it! And your parole officer.
All right, folks, let's take it outside! All right, listen up, bionic subordinates, here's my plan.
Bree, use your super-speed to see if the power surge has spread to any other towers.
Oh, I get it.
You just want me off-camera.
I want you to follow your orders.
Adam, you can stand over there, since there's nothing to lift or hit Oh, oh, Chase, with you around, there's always something to hit.
Ow! What! You see, fixing an electrical transformer is a walk in the park.
I'll just use my molecular kinesis to stabilize it.
That's right, folks, mission leader! Now, get ready, everybody, this is where he touches his temple! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm not gonna touch my temple! Gonna hold my hand out like this.
Okay, uh, while you do that, I'm gonna go super-speed up the tower and take care of the transformer.
See ya! Let go of me! Step aside, children.
Daddy's got this.
No, you don't! Whoa! Aah! Ow Agh, get off of me! No! Yes! Keep fighting, boys! I'm going up.
I don't think so! Aah! Put me down! Aah! Aah! Hey, watch out! Stay back! Those are live wires! Don't touch 'em! Wait, please don't tell me that was the main transformer.
We were so busy arguing, it blew up! And the whole world just saw it! I can't believe we blew the mission! Chase, relax.
All we have to do is cause a bigger disaster somewhere else, and people will forget all about this.
What were you thinking? That explosion took out power grids all over the country! You grounded flights, caused traffic accidents, people are freaking out! You know what, this is all your fault.
If you would've just let me go up the tower, none of this would have ever happened! Don't blame me! You guys are the ones who didn't follow orders.
Yeah, 'cause they were stupid orders, and don't drag me into this, it was Bree's fault.
How is this my fault? I don't know, you were next in the blame circle! Knock it off! You're all to blame.
And everybody knows it, because it's on every news channel in the entire world.
People are furious.
They're saying you're irresponsible, that you can't be trusted.
You have managed to turn the whole world against you.
I know how we can fix this.
A commercial-free sitdown with Oprah.
Which one of you cries best? This cannot be fixed with PR.
Do you realize the gravity of what you've done? It's the White House.
The President wants a video conference with us in 20 minutes.
This is bad, this is really bad.
Okay, I'm calling Oprah I think we found our crier.
Yes, my clients have upset some people.
How much would it cost to send some fruit baskets to the East Coast? No, no, the entire East Coast.
You Daven-dorks killed my business! Now that everybody hates those bionic boneheads, I can't sell a single ticket or souvenir! And I just spent ten grand making t-shirts! Wait, you think Bree's the leader? That's not Bree, that's Chase.
Oh okay.
Thought you said you couldn't sell any tour tickets? I can't.
I don't know what that is.
Who cares if they're bionic? They're kids and they're moronic! Who cares if they're bionic? Great! We have an angry mob on our lawn! Big D's gonna freak out.
You better go talk to them.
Me? Why me? I don't know, I just figured you had more experience with angry mobs.
Oh, well, yeah, but to be fair, it's usually because I'm starting 'em.
Obviously, you've seen the consequences of your careless behavior.
People from all over the country are extremely upset.
Wait, because their power's out, or because they can't finish watching our awesome reality show? We understand, Mr.
President.
We'll do everything we can to fix this.
I'm afraid "fixing this" is beyond your control.
I'm getting calls from officials all over telling me to lock you up.
Lock us up? We messed up one mission.
What about the hundreds of missions that were successful? Unfortunately, people only care about what they saw on TV but I still believe in you.
So I'm going to hold a press conference to try to convince the country to stand by you.
Thank you.
In the meantime, no more missions.
Don't leave the house, don't talk to anyone.
Did we just get grounded by the President? They're kids and they're moronic! Hey, Leo, what's all that noise? Angry protestors.
They're demanding that you leave Mission Creek.
What? Well, to be honest, I'm surprised they didn't ask you to leave years ago.
Wait, hold on, why do they want us to move? This is our home.
Okay, the President said that he was gonna take care of things.
Let's just stay calm, and hope for the best.
I better check on Perry.
She went out there 20 minutes ago to calm them down.
You three stay here.
Go away freaks! Get out of Mission Creek! What are you doing?! Getting on the right side of history.
You're supposed to be helping us! I know, but I still have a ton of T-shirts and stuff.
So now, I'm selling bionic souvenirs so people can burn them.
Ugh! Look, I can see you're upset, and despite my enjoyment of it, I'm gonna make it up to you.
Attention, unwashed masses! Remove yourself from the premises! Don't make me get my crossbow! Hey, hey, stop it! Agh! St-oh! Aah! Aah! Ugh! Oh! Dooley! Do something! All right, back off! Now! Uh-oh It's another bionic freak! Get him! Wait, hey, what are you doing? Get outta here! Help me! Aah! Aah! Adam, don't! Aah! Don't what? Great.
Now every news station is saying the bionic people attacked the public.
They think we're dangerous! What were you thinking using your bionic arm? In my defense I wasn't thinking.
Never mind him.
How could you attack those people? I didn't attack them.
I was trying to get 'em away from Leo.
Well, good job.
You sent ten protestors to the hospital.
I didn't hear an ambulance.
No.
You blew them to the hospital.
Idiot.
I'm an idiot? There wouldn't've been an angry mob of protestors if our mission leader had done his job right! Oh, really? I'm always saving your butt.
If it weren't for me, you would have lasered your own face off by now.
Oh, yeah? Well, how 'bout I laser my ears off instead, so I don't have to listen to your stupid voice! What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to go on every single mission with you two morons! Then don't go! You've quit before! Just do it again! Really? You're gonna pull that one out? You know, if I remember correctly, you're the one who took off on us, and went on a mission alone, Mr.
Avalanche.
So what if I did? I'm better off on my own than having to carry you worthless deadweights.
Enough! Would you listen to yourselves? Your selfish behavior is tearing this team apart, and I'm tired of it.
Something has to change.
He's right.
I told you to lay low.
Why would you use your bionics on those people? I can't even defend you now.
You don't have to, Mr.
President.
Of course I do.
You know, people are terrified, and they have every right to be.
No, I mean you don't have to defend us anymore, because as of today we're dissolving the team.
What? Davenport, is this true? I'm sorry, Mr.
President.
I tried to talk them out of it, but their decision is final.
They're done.
Yes! Yes! Oh, I love the International Spelling Bee! That last word had four Zs in it! Yeah lot of Zs going on here, too.
Leo, tell Chase nerd hour is over.
My home renovation show is on.
The Piscarellis are turning their dead space into a powder room! Chase, Adam wants to watch TV.
Apparently, the Italians are putting in a toilet.
Well, you can tell Adam that he should have gotten here first.
He's not changing it.
Tell Chase if he doesn't gimme the remote, he's gonna get punched.
Chase? Not happening.
He says Aah! Oww! What was that for? I'm sorry, I got confused! I thought you were Chase! C-can you punch him for me? That is it! You guys haven't talked for weeks! You can break up the team, but you are not breaking up my family.
All right, this is when you hug it out, and you say, "Yeah, Leo, you're right! You're always right!" Isn't that what you say? Hey, uh, Mr.
Davenport, can I have $50? I want to buy a bathing suit for my spring break trip to Hawaii.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Can you get me one, too? Ask the salesperson for a "man-kini.
" They'll tell ya they don't exist, but trust me, they do.
You know what, I'll get my own.
Hold on! She's going to Hawaii? I asked if I could go on an astronomy cruise, and you said no! Yeah, but that was before you quit the team.
Now that you've completely gutted my greatest achievement, I don't care what you do.
Great! Then I'm off to buy me some Milky Way swim trunks.
When will you learn? Here, Chase, I'll take some Milky Way trunks, too.
I don't know how they're cut, so lean more "Little Dipper" than "Big.
" You can keep your money, 'cause that's not happening.
Oh, finally, it's Piscarelli time.
Oh, Adam, I almost forgot.
Chase wanted me to tell you something.
Oww! Oh, he's dead! Donny, get in here, quick! Mr.
President.
He said he'd only talk to you.
Apparently, I'm just the help! Thank you, Douglas, that'll be all.
Davenport, a high-security military base was breached, and communications equipment was stolen.
I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
Do you need some of my tracking technology? No, I need Adam, Bree, and Chase.
Well, with all due respect, sir, they dissolved the team.
Look, our national safety is far more important than a squabble between besties.
The Vice-President and I are going through that right now.
Drama! Phew.
Fix this, and get them back on the job.
Yes, Mr.
President.
And if Adam, Bree, and Chase won't stop those criminals then I will.
Thanks, kid.
As awful as things are right now, it feels good to laugh.
Hey, what's with the urgent text alert? I was out buying sunglasses for my astronomy cruise.
Check these out! They double as telescopes! All's I'm seeing is another reason to throw you overboard.
The President called.
There's an emergency, and he needs you.
But we told him we quit.
Yeah, we don't even want to talk to each other.
Why would we want to work together? Yeah! And I'm not agreeing with him, I'm just emphasizing his point.
Look, I'm getting tired of your selfish attitudes.
It is your duty to complete this mission.
No.
It was our duty.
But then people started protesting against us on our own front lawn.
Maybe the world needs to get a taste of what it's like without us.
Yeah! Still not agreeing with him, I just feel the exact same way he does.
Where's Donny? Probably out trolling the streets for a new set of bionic kids to control.
I heard that! Donny, you gotta see this news footage! Those criminals the President was talking about? Busted into the Pentagon last night! What? The Pentagon is the most secure facility in the world.
Yeah, with all those sides, it'd take me all day just to find the entrance.
No one knows how they did it, but at least they finally got 'em on surveillance cam.
Look, they're kids.
Kids? Yup, and look.
Their eyes are glowing green, which means It's the Irish again, isn't it? No.
It's Krane.
He upgraded the Triton app so he can control S-1 with his brain.
Now he must be controlling multiple bionic kids.
Multiple kids? How is that possible? I don't know, but if they busted into the Pentagon, I'll bet they're looking for classified information.
Why don't we just go to Krane's cell and tell him to stop? Good idea! Then maybe we can tell 'im that being evil is bad and he'll give us all a great big hug! Worked for you.
Sometimes true heroes have to sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
I'm not asking you to come back forever.
Just one last mission.
Take out Krane's bionic thugs, and you're done.
Fine.
But just to be clear, when we're done, we're done.
Yeah, I can do that.
I-I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I was thinking about growing a mustache.
Just get suited up! What is that? Oh, I get bored waiting for 'em to change, so I added hold music.
Let's go get 'em! We don't even know where we're going yet.
Right you are.
When I created the Triton app, I integrated a tracking element.
We can use that to locate 'em.
Ah ha! There's eight of 'em.
They're at an abandoned junkyard, right near Pike's Crest.
Let's go get 'em! Where's Pike's Crest? All right, I know we haven't been the best of friends lately, but if we're gonna do this, we have to work together.
Agreed.
Which means I'm in charge.
Oh, no, you're not! Shh! Uhh! Get down! What are they building? That must be the communications equipment they stole.
They're probably just trying to get the Sunday football package.
Ugh, I bet they're Jets fans! Wait, there were only eight before.
Where did they come from? It's an entire bionic army! What do we do? I say we go back to hating each other and take our vacations.
No! If we're gonna take on that many, we need a better plan.
Let's go tell Mr.
Davenport and restrategize.
Good idea, let's go.
Uh-oh.
Grab on! Get ready, brothers and sisters.
The war is coming.
Mr.
Davenport! It's worse than we thought! Krane isn't just controlling a few random kids! He has an entire bionic army.
Girls, too! Some of 'em were hot.
A whole army? How is that possible? When Krane bought my technology, he must've started genetically engineering those kids behind my back! Although it does explain the hundreds of baby pictures all over his warehouse.
So what's our next move? Krane! Aw, nice job, Mr.
President, you caught Krane.
Our work here is done.
Whatever you do, do not negotiate with this man.
I don't negotiate.
Sit down! How did you escape? It's amazing what an army of bionic teenagers can do when they really put their minds together.
We're on to you, Krane.
We know you're using your Triton app to control them.
Oh, I'm not just controlling them.
Now that I've perfected this technology, I can transmit the Triton app to anyone.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Well, will you look at that? Now the most powerful man in the world is under my control.
Why are you doing this, Krane? Ordinary humans are inferior.
My soldiers have proven that.
So together, we're gonna create one nation-state under bionic rule.
With liberty and justice for all! That's your plan? To create a bionic dictatorship? No one in their right mind would ever bow down to you.
They won't have a choice.
Once my Triton signal connects with the government's satellites, it'll beam an electromagnetic wave over the entire planet.
Then I'll be the most powerful man in the world.
Good luck.
You can't access the government's satellites without the classified security code.
Oh, right.
And that is? Well, he obviously planned this out.
There.
Now the satellites are orbiting right into the path of my Triton signal.
Don't you just love technology? Krane's army is constructing a satellite dish.
That must be how they're gonna transmit the signal.
Okay, we have to shut it down.
But how? He has too many soldiers.
We don't have a choice.
If Krane succeeds, it'll be the end of the world as we know it.
He's right, but if you're gonna face a whole army, I'm gonna have to max out your bionics.
Get in your capsules.
Douglas, go and find us our most powerful weapons.
And Leo I know, stay here and monitor everything on the com-set.
No, not this time.
You're coming with us.
What? Is this another "let's use Leo as bait" plan? No, we need all the help we can get, and after all the hard training you've put in, you've earned the right to fight alongside this family.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Whoo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Ha ha! Ya-ha! Ha! Yeah, let's do this.
I'm proud of you.
Way to go.
Don't mess it up.
Well? What do you think? I think you should donate the rest of my clothes to charity, because I am never taking this thing off.
Wait! One more thing.
There.
I just unlocked a new ability for you.
Energy transference.
Now your bionic hand will be able to absorb the energy from any power source.
Go ahead.
Give it a shot.
No way! Oh, I could definitely get used to this.
Nice, Leo, now you can suck all the energy outta things.
Just like Chase! And there's nobody here.
Maybe they left.
Where would they go? Well, Jets are playing Green Bay.
C'mon, let's go make sure they're not hiding over there.
I'll calculate the satellite trajectory to see how much time we have left.
Only eight minutes until Krane's signal connects with that satellite.
This area's clear.
And not anymore.
It's a trap! Adam, look out! Come on, Bree, time to catch some air! Leo, go help Adam and Bree.
We'll take care of that satellite dish.
Copy that.
So, I hear you're the smart one.
Oh, I'm a lot more than that.
That's cute.
Too bad this isn't a piñata party.
But let's see what comes outta you when I hit you with this.
Okay, then.
Aah! Aah! Uhh! Uhh! You again! Don't worry, this'll be the last time you see me, or anyone, for that matter.
Aah! We gotta take out that satellite dish! Look, we got a clear shot! Correction, you had a clear shot.
Okay, I know he's the bad guy, but his timing is impeccable.
Man, I like being amped up.
I've never done that one before.
Gotta admit I did not see that coming.
Aah! Give it up already! Your dinky arm isn't gonna save you this time! Actually I think it is.
Where did that come from? It came with the threads.
S-1you're S-done! Yes! Oh, yeah! Krane.
Aah! Aah! Cover me while I check the signal! Guys, we only have three minutes! We'll never get past all of them in time! Every time we take out five, 20 more show up! Wait we don't have to take out the army or stop the satellite signal.
Then why are we here? If we take out Krane, the Triton app will be disabled and the soldiers will deactivate.
But how? Krane is a powerhouse, and we're already exhausted.
There's no way we're gonna beat him in time.
Yes, there is! I'm not hiding.
I'm picking berries to use as weapons.
They could be poisonous! Look, when I created your chips, I installed a link that fuses all of your bionics, so you could fight as one.
Wait, why didn't you tell us this before? Because it's never been tested.
The results could be catastrophic.
We only have two minutes left.
How do we do it? Chase, did you not hear him? If we fuse our abilities, we may not make it.
We have no choice.
We're the only chance this world has.
He's right.
Okay.
What do we do? Chase, use your Override app on Adam and Bree.
Then stand back-to-back so that your chips form a perfect triangle.
The energy will flow from one person to the next until you've built up one massive force.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my bush.
All right.
C'mon, let's go.
Wait.
In case anything happens to us, I want you guys to know that I'm really sorry about the way that I acted.
Me, too.
Apologies accepted.
Okay, I'm sorry, too.
All right.
Let's do this.
Let them through.
I think it's time we finished this, don't you? You could have ruled right alongside us.
But instead, you chose to defy me.
And, for what? To sacrifice yourselves for a world of ungrateful humans that won't even accept you! They may not accept us, but it's our mission to protect them.
Then I guess this is the end of you! Stand back, soldiers! I want this victory all to myself.
Get into position.
Silly children you're no match for me.
Aah! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Aah! Aah! Uhh! Ahh! The signal transmits in 10 seconds! Your day has come! Five seconds! Four three The world is mine! Now! Aah! It worked! The Triton app is deactivating! Yes! You did it! Yeah! Wait, guys.
I don't want this to be our final mission.
Then it looks like we're a team again.
No, I mean, I wanna do one more, but then that's it.
Guys, get over here, quick! I don't think he's breathing.
Mom! How's Big D? Poor Donny.
This is all my fault.
I should've protected him.
Don't blame yourself, Douglas.
Blame Chase.
It's no one's fault.
That's what people say when it is their fault.
How is he? Not good.
He's out of surgery, but it's still touch-and-go.
Then I guess all we can do is wait.
of a grateful nation, thank you for setting aside your personal differences to fight for a greater good.
You're welcome, Craig.
I'm sorry, Mr.
uh, President.
Guess we're not there yet, are we? Anyway, I think you'll be happy to know that the team is back, sir.
There may be some people who still don't accept us, but that doesn't matter.
We know who we are.
You're heroes.
And I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure the world knows that.
Better yet, why don't you just cut to the chase and put this on a twenty? I like you, kid.
You always know how to make me laugh.