That's So Raven (2003) s03e19 Episode Script

Gimme it! Gimme! Cory, video countdown is on! Please, I'm watchin' the cash channel.
Videos! Cash! Videos! Cash! That's my jam! Yes! Raven! Raven! That's my jam! Yes! Yes! Hey, mama.
That's my jam, and I can stop it any time.
Stop! Rae, this is very important.
Now look, we're goin' away this weekend overnight to cousin Brenda's wedding, and we wanna feel comfortable that we're leavin' the house with somebody responsible.
All right.
You can trust me.
I promise.
And we left you a Turkey in the refrigerator.
Got it.
And remember, reverend Mattson is coming by tomorrow to give you your letter of recommendation.
Got it.
I will not mess this up, ok? That letter is gonna get me my internship in fashion design, all right? So don't worry.
You guys have a great trip.
Ok, ok, all right, bye-bye.
I thought they would never leave.
Tell me about it.
Bam! "In case parents leave.
" I've been plannin' for this day for a long time.
Tickets? A guest list? Cory, what is this for? For the party we're throwin' tonight.
No.
No.
We are not gonna be throwing a party, ok? Because if we mess up, mom and dad will never trust us again.
I'm assuming we're gonna mess up.
That's why we might as well throw a party and go out with a bang.
Forget it, all right? I am the boss, and I say no.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
Forget I even brought that up.
Very good.
Good Cory.
Yeah, right.
Bam! "In case Raven says no.
" Yep, that's me.
You're cleaning! Well, mom and dad are away, and you need the house to be spotless when reverend Mattson comes over tomorrow.
This is not like you.
Raven, a person can change.
A person, yes.
You, I don't know so much about.
It's my jam! I must've accidentally set my alarm.
Let me go turn that off.
No! Don't go turn it off, 'cause you know it's my jam! Let me go turn it up! And there you go, and here they come.
Yo, yo, yo, Cory, we got your message, man.
What's the big secret? Yeah, Cory.
Why do we have to be here at exactly 10:00? My parents are away and we're throwing this jive party! Eddie, you're gonna be the deejay.
I'm all over it.
And, Chelsea, I'm gonna need you to pick up some stuff, ok? Ok, sure.
Here's 20 bucks for snacks and 20 bucks for decorations.
Ok.
Snacks and decorations.
Man, I'm never gonna remember which is which.
Cory, Cory, are you sure that Rae's gonna be ok with this? Let's just say she's gonna want this party more than any of us.
Ok, this conversation is over.
Move! Move, move, move! Double it! Make time! Ok! Go, go, go.
Was that Eddie and Chelsea? Yeah, and don't worry.
I told them that responsible kids aren't allowed to have visitors while their parents are away.
Very good.
A little too good.
No, Raven, no! No! Cory? I just had a vision that I was coming after you.
Why? Hey, you're the psychic.
You tell me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have responsibilities.
This traffic is terrible.
I'm going to get the map ad see if there's another way.
That's why I installed this navigation system.
I even programmed it to respond to the sound of my voice.
Find alternate route, please.
Hello, Victor.
It knows your name? I programmed that, too.
What else does it know? Calculating an alternate route For Victor.
She's calculating for me, Tonya.
I know how to read a map, too, you know.
Take the next exit and turn right Victor.
"Old mill road?" Well, that's gonna take us way up into the hills.
I don't think so.
Tonya, she's a highly sophisticated computer system that is tracking us by satellite.
She knows what she's doing.
She better.
That's my jam! I never get tired of this song! I know.
Go, Raven! Go, Raven! Now, back, back, back it up! Yeah, yeah, back it up No, you didn't! Oh, snap! My goodness! I guess you backed it up too far.
This was mom's favorite lamp it was a wedding present from grandma! But it was an accident.
You can replace it before they get home.
Problem solved.
You know what, Cory? You know what? You're right.
I mean, how much could it be? How much?! Those antique lamps are expensive.
Where are you gonna get the money to pay for the lamp? Mr.
Pigsley, I've given to you faithfully over the years, and, now it's time to give it back.
Hey, look.
That little piggy's going to the market.
And you're going all the way home! Let's see what we've got.
This is it? You got enough for the lamp? No, I don't even have enough for the bulb.
Cory, can I borrow some money? Put the hammer down and we can talk about it.
Sorry, I wish I could help, but my money's all tied up.
In what? A little of this, a little of that.
I'm diversified.
But what am I gonna do? Wait a second.
What was that thing I wanted to do while mom and dad were away? Have a party? Maybe charge an admission? All right.
Well Let's say we do throw a party.
There has to be rules, Cory! And that is, all right, when we have this party, the people have to be quiet Well-behaved And totally under control.
Ok, this party is totally out of control! Please get down! Break it down over there.
Get off the couch.
Come on in, man.
That'll be 5 bucks.
Come on in.
That'll be 5 bucks.
Eddie, this party is way out of hand.
And pretty soon, it's gonna be way off of the hook.
Everybody jump! Hello.
Hello.
This is reverend Mattson.
Reggie Madison? I was supposed to come over tomorrow, but I'll be in the neighborhood so I thought I'd stop by tonight.
Ok, sure.
Come on over, Reggie.
Hey, who was that? I don't know, but he kinda sounded cute.
Hey, everybody, into the pool! Wait a second! We don't have a pool! Continue on present road for 5.
3 miles, Victor.
I sure will, 5.
3 wide open, traffic free miles.
Thanks.
Anything for you, Victor.
Anything for you, Victor.
What? I got the polite model.
Well, your polite little friend here has us on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere.
Tonya, relax.
This is a shortcut.
We'll be there in 5.
3 "Road closed.
" That's impossible.
It appears I've made an error.
My bad, Victor.
Don't worry about this.
No way you were gonna know that the road Will you stop talking to that thing?! We have to get back to the freeway.
You realize we're never gonna make the wedding now.
You are one big waste of money.
Tonya, please don't talk to Sasha that way.
You named her? No.
No! No! No.
See, Sasha stands for, safe arrival system helping Americans.
Victor, you just made that up.
You know, I can't believe you are in love with a stupid gadget.
That is ridiculous.
And don't call Sasha stupid.
Ok, listen up.
Get us back to the freeway pronto.
I told you she only responds to my voice.
I was talking to you, Victor.
Hey! Hey! What kind of game is that? That is my dad's good pot.
Get off the counter, or I'll getcha.
Hey, Cory.
Haven't we made enough money to pay for the lamp yet? Nope.
Not even close.
Besides, we've got bigger problems.
Yeah.
There's a lot of hungry people around here and no food.
Hey, Rae, do you think it's ok if I put this out? Eddie, I don't know.
My dad made that for me and Cory.
Well, at least I got all my fingers.
Cory, did you order a mechanical Yes! Now we can get this party started! A mechanical what? Cory! A mechanical what, Cory? Man! Ok, you know what? This party is over.
Ok, people, hello.
I want to thank you all for coming.
Now I want to thank you all for leaving.
So if you would exit the rear and get the Hello.
Ok, party in the living room.
Man.
Salami break.
You wanna get it? Here it is.
Follow the salami.
The salami.
Get it in there.
Attack.
Hello, reverend Mattson.
Sorry about that door.
We gotta get that spring fixed.
I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by with jubilation to give you your letter of recommendation.
Right.
And I thank you and much appreciation.
And I know you have to get back to your congregation.
It was such a pleasure to write about a young woman of such fine character and strong moral values.
That's my jam.
No.
No.
Stop.
Stop.
Are you ok? Yes, and, thank you for asking.
Now I'll just take You know, that music is awfully loud.
You know what? That's actually next door.
Really, those party animals.
Grandma Butterfield? Why, she just had a hip replaced.
Well, then she must be hip-hopping.
All right, thank you for coming and bye-bye.
Hey, rev.
Cheese and crackers? There you go.
Raven, what in the world? You know what? Faulty nozzle.
If you put cheese in a can, you're just asking for trouble.
Am I right? Am I right? I know, ok.
So, if you would please just exit this way and give me that.
Yes.
Well, good luck with your internship.
And good luck with your flock.
Yes.
Ok.
What now? Go! Go! Cory, a mechanical bull? What were you thinking? I was thinking $2.
00 a ride.
That was so fun, Rae.
I'm gonna do it again.
All right, Cory.
I'm next.
You're gonna ride the bull? Sure.
I rode one at vegetarian dude ranch.
Except it wasn't a bull.
It was a cabbage.
Ok, so you do realize that the reverend was just here? Well, did you get your letter? Yes, I did.
And we earned enough money to pay for the lamp.
We did? Yes.
So relax.
Yeah, right.
Have some fun.
Enjoy the party.
Yeah.
You're right.
I might as well enjoy it.
Well, it's no cabbage, but it sure is fun.
You didn't have to unplug her.
You didn't have to name her.
Well, I guess I did get a little attached.
Well, maybe I did get a little jealous.
Well, looks like we're never gonna make it to the wedding.
What do you wanna do? I guess we should just head home.
I hope Sasha can get us back to the freeway.
Or I did see a sign for a little country inn.
Maybe we can have our own little vacation without the kids.
Mama like.
Raven? I seem to have forgotten my glasses.
Raven! Raven! Raven! Raven! Raven! Raven! How did this bull get in here? And how did I get on it? Turn this off.
Turn it up! Ok.
Turn it off! Sorry.
My bad.
How y'all doing, reverend? Raven, what's going on here? This is my Study group.
And we were just at the part where they started to discuss He Who rideth longest on this bull Shall receive, forgivethness.
Looks to me like you were having a party while your parents are away.
Yeah.
See, now I can see how you can get that impression, but if you take away the music, the people, and, the mechanical bull, it's all very innocent.
Yo, check it out.
We just put 12 kids in your bathtub, man.
That's a new record.
Matthew? Dad? Party over.
Well, great party, Rae.
See you Sunday, Reggie.
I'll see you all Sunday.
And I'll see you at home.
Raven, I'm very disappointed in you.
And I'm going to need that letter back.
Reverend.
I've been waiting for this internship all year.
I'm sorry, Raven.
But you should've thought about that before you threw this party.
W- wait Cory, not now.
This is all my fault.
Continue.
My sister shouldn't get any of the blame for this.
I made Raven think she broke an expensive lamp.
But it really was a cheap imitation.
And I was gonna put the real lamp back and keep all the money from the party.
You know, Cory, you've done some pretty lowdown things.
But this has to be the worst.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
I hope you're not telling mom and dad.
Don't worry, Cory.
She won't.
'Cause you'll probably want to tell them yourself.
I will? I mean, I will.
And, Raven, even though you showed some poor judgment, any sister who has a little brother willing to speak up on her behalf must be a pretty good person.
Have fun at your internship.
But not too much fun.
Thank you, reverend.
Thank you! Thank you, reverend.
Drive safe.
Yes! Now it's time to deal with you.
Hey, I said I was sorry.
No.
I'm not about to hurt you, Cory.
I'm gonna give you a kiss for stepping up for me.
No, Raven, no! No! Hey, that was my vision.
Come here.
No.
No! No, Rae, no! Dad, come on! It's been 2 weeks.
My hands are gonna be permanently pruney.
Hey, both of you knew having that party was wrong, so you both be doing these extra chores for a long, long, long time.
Are you ever gonna trust us to be alone again? Maybe When you're 30.
Besides now, your mom's got a new gadget.
I don't know when I'll ever get her out of the house.
Mama ride! Mama ride!