The Muppet Show (1976) s03e19 Episode Script
Elke Sommer
Elke Sommer, 1 5 seconds to curtain, Miss Sommer.
Uh, thank you, Scooter.
Listen, I hate to complain, but there's a man eating my makeup table.
I'm terribly sorry.
Fred, you're supposed to eat the wardrobe! Sorry.
Wardrobe, that makes more sense.
I guess.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Elke Sommer.
Yay! # It's time to play the music It's time to light the light # It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight # It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right # It's time to get things started # Why don't you get things started? # It's time to get things started # On the most sensational, inspirational # Celebrational, Muppetational # This is what we call The Muppet Show! # Watch out for the balcony! Hi, you all.
Kermit the frog here, and this is The Muppet Show.
And you have been warned.
We have a real treat tonight because our very special guest star is one of the world's most beautiful and talented ladies, Miss Elke Sommer.
But before we get to her, ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Benson's Baby Band! A one, a two, a one, two, three # Pennsylvania 6-5000! # Pennsylvania 6-5000! # Pennsylvania Yeah.
That's my babies.
That's my babies.
Is that your kid? Of course not.
I'm just babysitting.
This is my grandson.
Well, there is a resemblance.
Yeah, but I won't be bald and toothless forever.
OK, Muppet Labs onstage next, Muppet Labs.
Mr.
Kermit, where's Beaker? Beaker, I'm sure I don't know.
Uh, oh, fiddle faddle.
I shall have to cancel Muppet Labs this week.
Hmm? - Huh? And I was going to give Beaker the honor of demonstrating this new diesel shaver.
Well, it's a close shave for Beaker either way.
Yeah.
Sorry to cancel at such short notice.
Oh, that's OK.
Hate to go out there and lose face.
I'm sure Beaker felt the same way.
Uh-huh.
Hey, this is a new one.
I'll plug it in and see if it's working.
It's working! Uh, OK, owing to the unfortunate cancellation of Muppet Labs combined with the fact that the furniture is taking over the show uh, it's around this time that I start to wonder why I do it.
There is a reason, of course.
Here it is.
We now turn over our stage to the lovely and talented Miss Elke Sommer! # Animal crackers in my soup # Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop # Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun # Swallowing animals one bye one! # In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop Uh, hold, hold.
Wait, wait.
One second.
Listen, I'm sorry, Elke.
But you're a great singer and a perfect performer and But, you see, this whole little girl look just isn't right for this show.
But why, Kermit? I mean, it's such a cute little show.
With little piggies and little duckies and not to even mention little froggies.
Yeah, but you see, we try to appeal to adults.
I mean, we're very suave, sophisticated duckies and piggies and froggies.
Oh, gee, yeah, well, gee, I got the whole thing all wrong.
Do you think I could get a chance to do it again? Well, OK, yeah, sure, of course.
OK, curtain! Curtain! OK, well, I'm sorry for that little hitch, folks.
But here she is now, the wonderful Miss Elke Sommer.
Animal crackers in my soup # Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop # Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun # Swallowing animals one bye one # In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop Yeah, yeah, uh, hold, uh, I'm sorry What is it now, Kermit? Wasn't that sophisticated enough? I gave it everything I had.
Uh, yeah, uh, yeah.
Well, that's true.
But it just it just, well, it's not the way that we would do it.
I mean, you people? - Mm-hmm.
How would you people do it then? - Would you like to do it our way? Sure, I'd like to do it your way.
That's what I'm here for.
Oh, well, uh, brave girl.
OK, curtain! Curtain! OK, well uh, ladies and gentlemen, here to do her first number for the third time Elke Sommer! In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop # Those animal crackers in my soup # When I get hold of the big bad wolf # I push him under to drown # Then I bite him in a million bits # And I gobble him right down, yeah # When they're inside me where it's dark # I walk around like Noah's ark I stuff my tummy, like a goop # With animal crackers in # My # Soup # You know, I don't think this show is suitable for children.
I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.
OK, so listen, you two are gonna build a set for Elke's closing number, huh? Oh, sure.
What kind of number is it? Uh, well it's a spectacular tribute to ancient Egypt so the set really has to be impressive.
Oh, you've come to the right people.
You just tell me and Beaker what you want.
Uh, OK, well, I want a royal barge and a sphinx and don't forget the pyramids.
Oh, sure, pyramids.
But what shape do you want 'em? What shape? - Mm-hmm.
We're up the Nile without a paddle.
But we've got a paddle! Look! And now, Pigs In Space! When we last left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was about to make a soft landing on the planet Koozebane.
Ten nine eight seven six Five.
Five, I know.
Four three two one touchdown.
That should do it.
Nice work, Link.
Thank you, Strangepork.
What did you think, First Mate Piggy? I think your landings are hard and your brain is soft.
Well, no matter.
Now comes the moment the whole world has been waiting for.
Uh, what's that? Well, to see the first pig walk on the planet Koozebane.
Oh, oh, yeah.
The TV camera is on, and when you step out there, Link, you'll become the most famous pig in history.
Um Um Why don't I just step out and see if it is safe for mon capitaine.
That's very thoughtful of you, First Mate Piggy.
No, Link! She'll be the first pig on the planet Koozebane and get all the glory! Oh! Oh! Oh! You're right! Stop, First Mate Piggy! Nice tackle, Link.
This is a job for a captain pig.
Wish me luck.
Here I go.
Oh, no, it's stuck.
Maybe it opens in, Link.
No, it definitely opens out, I know.
Oh, brother.
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to back up and get a running start and break down this door.
Uh, excuse me.
Uh - Here I go.
Back up.
Watch out.
Moth brain, if it doesn't If it doesn't open in, and if it doesn't open out, then obviously - Here I come! it must slide open.
Whoa! So ends part one.
If you can stand it, stay tuned for part two.
Don't.
That's my babies.
And now, part two of Pigs In Space.
As you may recall, the spaceship was landing on the planet Koozebane and Link Hog Throb was taking his giant leap for swinekind.
Uh, greetings from Koozebane.
This is Captain Link Hog Throb, the first pig to ever set foot on this distant planet.
Uh, forget it.
Wait, I'm on television.
No, you're not, dear.
Huh? - The camera broke.
Well, might as well go home then.
No, no, no! We can't.
We must find out if there is life on Koozebane.
What, you mean You mean like, uh You mean like little green monsters? I don't know.
But we must find out.
Uh, well Yoo-hoo, anybody here? Uh, no, let's go home.
Oh, oh, is my captain afraid? What, me afraid? Why, of course not.
Yoo-hoo! What was that? It was me, Link.
Oh, I knew that.
Uh, you all right now, First Mate Piggy? Oh, brother.
Well, there's no life on Koozebane.
My life detection computer pack indicates it's impossible for any life to exist on this planet.
Good, let's go.
What a shame.
It's such a pretty planet.
George, wake up.
I think I hear prowlers.
Aw, Martha, go back to sleep.
The hills are alive.
# With the sound of music # Yeah, they're for you.
Mmm.
They're lovely.
Say, how many languages do you speak? Oh, about six.
That's amazing.
No, not really.
You have people in your show who speak several languages.
We do? - Sure.
How about the Swedish Chef? Oh, yeah, how about him? Doesn't he speak English and Swedish? I don't think so.
You mean, then he's not bilingual? I think the Swedish Chef is non-lingual.
However, there is another person in your show who speaks another language.
That's Mademoiselle Piggy, who speaks French not half bad.
Oh, well, look, let me tell you a secret.
Uh-huh.
What? What? The only French she knows is what she's read off a perfume label.
You're kidding.
- Mm-mm.
I didn't know that.
- It's true.
I don't believe it.
- Yeah.
Yoo-hoo! Oh, hi, Miss Piggy.
We were just talking about you.
Moi? Yeah, hey, look, I'd like you to meet Elke Sommer.
Miss Piggy, Elke Sommer.
Enchantee, Elke.
Enchantee, Mademoiselle Piggy.
Uh Um Maybe this bottle of perfume will help.
Oh.
- What? What? Gonzo's being funny, you know.
He's got the silly notion that the only French you know comes from reading perfume bottle labels.
Yeah.
- Silly.
Silly.
- Silly.
Silly Gonzo.
Hey, Miss Piggy, here is something you will understand.
Hmm? - Lend me an ear.
Uh, excuse me - I'm not finished yet, no.
Uh-huh.
Well, yes, I - You see? I don't know what you're talking about? What do you mean? I was trying to speak in your native tongue, Swine-ese.
Swine-ese? Commonly known as chewing the fat.
Chewing the fat! Well, chew on this! Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Miss Piggy? OK, Beaker, you hold the nail.
OK, hold the nail right there.
And I'll hit it with the hammer.
Hey, I ain't gonna hit you.
Come on, put it there again.
OK.
Beaker, look, look, look.
I'll take the nail.
- Uh.
Put it there.
- Uh-huh.
You watch closely.
Can't you watch closely from further away? Sheesh.
You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your nerve.
OK, here we go.
You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your hammer.
And now, ladies and - Kermit! Kermit! Oh, why don't they make these curtains with a door? Kermit, Kazagger's ready.
We've got a fish.
Go ahead.
You got a fish? - Don't ask, just introduce.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, Muppet Sports! Hi out there in Sportsland.
This is Louis Kazagger, welcoming you to the wild world of Muppet sports.
Tonight, the finals of the all-nations goldfish shooting contest.
On my left, the contender.
Allow me to wish you luck, sir.
Luck? Hah! I don't need no luck.
He ain't gonna have a chance.
Missed! OK, how's it going, Bo? Oh, well, it's close.
We've just got to saw off the braces.
Uh-huh.
How you gonna do that? - I sent Beaker to get the power saw.
Is that wise? Oh, sure, he's OK.
He's dumber than you are.
He is not.
Oh, just so long as he doesn't get carried away.
Oh, no! He's getting carried away! Hang on there, Beaker! I'll go introduce the number, you get the set finished.
Yes, OK, I'll paint the set.
I've just got Oh! Where is the set?! Hey! Uh Uh, well, folks, it's time for one final number from tonight's wonderful guest star.
Uh Hey, could you hammer more softly back there? No.
Could you talk more loudly? Uh, well, anyway, here she is, one of filmdom's great talents, and great beauty's, I might add Could you speak more slowly out there? No! Could you hammer more quickly? Uh Here she is, the Cleopatra of movie stars, Miss Elke Sommer! # Row! # Row! # Row! # Young Johnie Jones he had a cute little boat # Row! # And all the girlies he would take for a float - # Row! - # He had girlies on the shore - # Row! - # Sweet little peaches by the score # But Johnie was a wisenheimer you know - # Row! - # His steady girl was Flo - # Row! - # And every Sunday afternoon - # Row! - # He'd jump in his boat # And they would spoon and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Way up the river he would - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A hug he'd give her Then he'd kiss her now and then # She would tell him when # He'd fool around and fool around # And then they'd kiss again and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A little further he would - # Row! - # Oh, how he'd row # Then he'd drop both his oars Take a few more encores, and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Row! # Row! - # Row! - Faster! # Row! - # And then he'd row, row, row! - Faster! # Way up the river he would - # Row, row, row! - Faster! # A hug he'd giver her Then he'd kiss her now and then # She would tell him when # He'd fool around and fool around And then they'd kiss again and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A little further he would # Row, oh how he'd row # Then he'd drop both his oars Take a few more encores and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Then around by the reeds - Faster! # He'd do more daring deeds and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Then he gave her a smile as they sank in the Nile and then he'd - # Row, row, row - # Row, row, row Thank you! You all right? I think we just about finished whatever it was we started a while back.
But before we go, let us have a warm thank you for our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Elke Sommer Yay! Thank you very much, Kermit.
I had a wonderful time.
And I want to thank you and all of your friends very much indeed.
Good.
It's been a little wild and crazy tonight.
But now that things have calmed down Oh, my goodness! Uh, uh Bye! Bye! Is he always like this? Uh, we'll see you next time on On The Muppet Show, OK! Bye! Is he a bouncing baby boy? I don't know, but we're high enough up to find out.
Uh, thank you, Scooter.
Listen, I hate to complain, but there's a man eating my makeup table.
I'm terribly sorry.
Fred, you're supposed to eat the wardrobe! Sorry.
Wardrobe, that makes more sense.
I guess.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Elke Sommer.
Yay! # It's time to play the music It's time to light the light # It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight # It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right # It's time to get things started # Why don't you get things started? # It's time to get things started # On the most sensational, inspirational # Celebrational, Muppetational # This is what we call The Muppet Show! # Watch out for the balcony! Hi, you all.
Kermit the frog here, and this is The Muppet Show.
And you have been warned.
We have a real treat tonight because our very special guest star is one of the world's most beautiful and talented ladies, Miss Elke Sommer.
But before we get to her, ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Benson's Baby Band! A one, a two, a one, two, three # Pennsylvania 6-5000! # Pennsylvania 6-5000! # Pennsylvania Yeah.
That's my babies.
That's my babies.
Is that your kid? Of course not.
I'm just babysitting.
This is my grandson.
Well, there is a resemblance.
Yeah, but I won't be bald and toothless forever.
OK, Muppet Labs onstage next, Muppet Labs.
Mr.
Kermit, where's Beaker? Beaker, I'm sure I don't know.
Uh, oh, fiddle faddle.
I shall have to cancel Muppet Labs this week.
Hmm? - Huh? And I was going to give Beaker the honor of demonstrating this new diesel shaver.
Well, it's a close shave for Beaker either way.
Yeah.
Sorry to cancel at such short notice.
Oh, that's OK.
Hate to go out there and lose face.
I'm sure Beaker felt the same way.
Uh-huh.
Hey, this is a new one.
I'll plug it in and see if it's working.
It's working! Uh, OK, owing to the unfortunate cancellation of Muppet Labs combined with the fact that the furniture is taking over the show uh, it's around this time that I start to wonder why I do it.
There is a reason, of course.
Here it is.
We now turn over our stage to the lovely and talented Miss Elke Sommer! # Animal crackers in my soup # Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop # Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun # Swallowing animals one bye one! # In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop Uh, hold, hold.
Wait, wait.
One second.
Listen, I'm sorry, Elke.
But you're a great singer and a perfect performer and But, you see, this whole little girl look just isn't right for this show.
But why, Kermit? I mean, it's such a cute little show.
With little piggies and little duckies and not to even mention little froggies.
Yeah, but you see, we try to appeal to adults.
I mean, we're very suave, sophisticated duckies and piggies and froggies.
Oh, gee, yeah, well, gee, I got the whole thing all wrong.
Do you think I could get a chance to do it again? Well, OK, yeah, sure, of course.
OK, curtain! Curtain! OK, well, I'm sorry for that little hitch, folks.
But here she is now, the wonderful Miss Elke Sommer.
Animal crackers in my soup # Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop # Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun # Swallowing animals one bye one # In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop Yeah, yeah, uh, hold, uh, I'm sorry What is it now, Kermit? Wasn't that sophisticated enough? I gave it everything I had.
Uh, yeah, uh, yeah.
Well, that's true.
But it just it just, well, it's not the way that we would do it.
I mean, you people? - Mm-hmm.
How would you people do it then? - Would you like to do it our way? Sure, I'd like to do it your way.
That's what I'm here for.
Oh, well, uh, brave girl.
OK, curtain! Curtain! OK, well uh, ladies and gentlemen, here to do her first number for the third time Elke Sommer! In every bowl of soup I see # Lions and tigers watching me # I make them jump right through a hoop # Those animal crackers in my soup # When I get hold of the big bad wolf # I push him under to drown # Then I bite him in a million bits # And I gobble him right down, yeah # When they're inside me where it's dark # I walk around like Noah's ark I stuff my tummy, like a goop # With animal crackers in # My # Soup # You know, I don't think this show is suitable for children.
I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.
OK, so listen, you two are gonna build a set for Elke's closing number, huh? Oh, sure.
What kind of number is it? Uh, well it's a spectacular tribute to ancient Egypt so the set really has to be impressive.
Oh, you've come to the right people.
You just tell me and Beaker what you want.
Uh, OK, well, I want a royal barge and a sphinx and don't forget the pyramids.
Oh, sure, pyramids.
But what shape do you want 'em? What shape? - Mm-hmm.
We're up the Nile without a paddle.
But we've got a paddle! Look! And now, Pigs In Space! When we last left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was about to make a soft landing on the planet Koozebane.
Ten nine eight seven six Five.
Five, I know.
Four three two one touchdown.
That should do it.
Nice work, Link.
Thank you, Strangepork.
What did you think, First Mate Piggy? I think your landings are hard and your brain is soft.
Well, no matter.
Now comes the moment the whole world has been waiting for.
Uh, what's that? Well, to see the first pig walk on the planet Koozebane.
Oh, oh, yeah.
The TV camera is on, and when you step out there, Link, you'll become the most famous pig in history.
Um Um Why don't I just step out and see if it is safe for mon capitaine.
That's very thoughtful of you, First Mate Piggy.
No, Link! She'll be the first pig on the planet Koozebane and get all the glory! Oh! Oh! Oh! You're right! Stop, First Mate Piggy! Nice tackle, Link.
This is a job for a captain pig.
Wish me luck.
Here I go.
Oh, no, it's stuck.
Maybe it opens in, Link.
No, it definitely opens out, I know.
Oh, brother.
I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to back up and get a running start and break down this door.
Uh, excuse me.
Uh - Here I go.
Back up.
Watch out.
Moth brain, if it doesn't If it doesn't open in, and if it doesn't open out, then obviously - Here I come! it must slide open.
Whoa! So ends part one.
If you can stand it, stay tuned for part two.
Don't.
That's my babies.
And now, part two of Pigs In Space.
As you may recall, the spaceship was landing on the planet Koozebane and Link Hog Throb was taking his giant leap for swinekind.
Uh, greetings from Koozebane.
This is Captain Link Hog Throb, the first pig to ever set foot on this distant planet.
Uh, forget it.
Wait, I'm on television.
No, you're not, dear.
Huh? - The camera broke.
Well, might as well go home then.
No, no, no! We can't.
We must find out if there is life on Koozebane.
What, you mean You mean like, uh You mean like little green monsters? I don't know.
But we must find out.
Uh, well Yoo-hoo, anybody here? Uh, no, let's go home.
Oh, oh, is my captain afraid? What, me afraid? Why, of course not.
Yoo-hoo! What was that? It was me, Link.
Oh, I knew that.
Uh, you all right now, First Mate Piggy? Oh, brother.
Well, there's no life on Koozebane.
My life detection computer pack indicates it's impossible for any life to exist on this planet.
Good, let's go.
What a shame.
It's such a pretty planet.
George, wake up.
I think I hear prowlers.
Aw, Martha, go back to sleep.
The hills are alive.
# With the sound of music # Yeah, they're for you.
Mmm.
They're lovely.
Say, how many languages do you speak? Oh, about six.
That's amazing.
No, not really.
You have people in your show who speak several languages.
We do? - Sure.
How about the Swedish Chef? Oh, yeah, how about him? Doesn't he speak English and Swedish? I don't think so.
You mean, then he's not bilingual? I think the Swedish Chef is non-lingual.
However, there is another person in your show who speaks another language.
That's Mademoiselle Piggy, who speaks French not half bad.
Oh, well, look, let me tell you a secret.
Uh-huh.
What? What? The only French she knows is what she's read off a perfume label.
You're kidding.
- Mm-mm.
I didn't know that.
- It's true.
I don't believe it.
- Yeah.
Yoo-hoo! Oh, hi, Miss Piggy.
We were just talking about you.
Moi? Yeah, hey, look, I'd like you to meet Elke Sommer.
Miss Piggy, Elke Sommer.
Enchantee, Elke.
Enchantee, Mademoiselle Piggy.
Uh Um Maybe this bottle of perfume will help.
Oh.
- What? What? Gonzo's being funny, you know.
He's got the silly notion that the only French you know comes from reading perfume bottle labels.
Yeah.
- Silly.
Silly.
- Silly.
Silly Gonzo.
Hey, Miss Piggy, here is something you will understand.
Hmm? - Lend me an ear.
Uh, excuse me - I'm not finished yet, no.
Uh-huh.
Well, yes, I - You see? I don't know what you're talking about? What do you mean? I was trying to speak in your native tongue, Swine-ese.
Swine-ese? Commonly known as chewing the fat.
Chewing the fat! Well, chew on this! Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Miss Piggy? OK, Beaker, you hold the nail.
OK, hold the nail right there.
And I'll hit it with the hammer.
Hey, I ain't gonna hit you.
Come on, put it there again.
OK.
Beaker, look, look, look.
I'll take the nail.
- Uh.
Put it there.
- Uh-huh.
You watch closely.
Can't you watch closely from further away? Sheesh.
You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your nerve.
OK, here we go.
You can't be a master carpenter if you lose your hammer.
And now, ladies and - Kermit! Kermit! Oh, why don't they make these curtains with a door? Kermit, Kazagger's ready.
We've got a fish.
Go ahead.
You got a fish? - Don't ask, just introduce.
OK, ladies and gentlemen, Muppet Sports! Hi out there in Sportsland.
This is Louis Kazagger, welcoming you to the wild world of Muppet sports.
Tonight, the finals of the all-nations goldfish shooting contest.
On my left, the contender.
Allow me to wish you luck, sir.
Luck? Hah! I don't need no luck.
He ain't gonna have a chance.
Missed! OK, how's it going, Bo? Oh, well, it's close.
We've just got to saw off the braces.
Uh-huh.
How you gonna do that? - I sent Beaker to get the power saw.
Is that wise? Oh, sure, he's OK.
He's dumber than you are.
He is not.
Oh, just so long as he doesn't get carried away.
Oh, no! He's getting carried away! Hang on there, Beaker! I'll go introduce the number, you get the set finished.
Yes, OK, I'll paint the set.
I've just got Oh! Where is the set?! Hey! Uh Uh, well, folks, it's time for one final number from tonight's wonderful guest star.
Uh Hey, could you hammer more softly back there? No.
Could you talk more loudly? Uh, well, anyway, here she is, one of filmdom's great talents, and great beauty's, I might add Could you speak more slowly out there? No! Could you hammer more quickly? Uh Here she is, the Cleopatra of movie stars, Miss Elke Sommer! # Row! # Row! # Row! # Young Johnie Jones he had a cute little boat # Row! # And all the girlies he would take for a float - # Row! - # He had girlies on the shore - # Row! - # Sweet little peaches by the score # But Johnie was a wisenheimer you know - # Row! - # His steady girl was Flo - # Row! - # And every Sunday afternoon - # Row! - # He'd jump in his boat # And they would spoon and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Way up the river he would - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A hug he'd give her Then he'd kiss her now and then # She would tell him when # He'd fool around and fool around # And then they'd kiss again and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A little further he would - # Row! - # Oh, how he'd row # Then he'd drop both his oars Take a few more encores, and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Row! # Row! - # Row! - Faster! # Row! - # And then he'd row, row, row! - Faster! # Way up the river he would - # Row, row, row! - Faster! # A hug he'd giver her Then he'd kiss her now and then # She would tell him when # He'd fool around and fool around And then they'd kiss again and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # A little further he would # Row, oh how he'd row # Then he'd drop both his oars Take a few more encores and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Then around by the reeds - Faster! # He'd do more daring deeds and then he'd - # Row, row, row! - # Row, row, row! # Then he gave her a smile as they sank in the Nile and then he'd - # Row, row, row - # Row, row, row Thank you! You all right? I think we just about finished whatever it was we started a while back.
But before we go, let us have a warm thank you for our very special guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Elke Sommer Yay! Thank you very much, Kermit.
I had a wonderful time.
And I want to thank you and all of your friends very much indeed.
Good.
It's been a little wild and crazy tonight.
But now that things have calmed down Oh, my goodness! Uh, uh Bye! Bye! Is he always like this? Uh, we'll see you next time on On The Muppet Show, OK! Bye! Is he a bouncing baby boy? I don't know, but we're high enough up to find out.