Andi Mack (2017) s03e20 Episode Script

1 Andi Previously on Andi Mack BOWIE: Why are we here? What did we come all this way for? Our wedding.
- Finally! - (BOTH LAUGH) You avoiding me? You're spending a lot of time with Kira.
You make it sound like we're a couple.
We're not.
You should hang out with us.
I'm not sure how much Kira would want that.
Hey! Hi, Cyrus.
I broke up with Rachel.
It wasn't over me, I hope.
She just kept insisting that I still like you.
Which, don't worry, I don't.
Phew! Why not? We really work as friends.
Did you fill out your application? - What application? - For SAVA.
Andi's going to art school next year.
- (GASPS) - No, I'm not.
I'm a craft person.
Sent.
Oh, no.
(SUITCASE THUMPING) Wow! New suitcase? - It has wheels.
- Mm.
Not for long.
So, you have everything under control? Mom.
I used to live here.
This is the schedule for the plants.
You will take in the mail.
Oh, and no parties! - You're kidding.
- No.
I mean it! Mom, you know we're going to have a party.
I know.
But isn't it more fun if you think you're defying me? Yes.
(THEME SONG PLAYING) I'm standin' on the edge And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away Life is upside down But any way it goes I'll work it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go - One, two, three - I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow - Tomorrow starts today - Hey There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way Hey All the way Look what I found! Oh, good, we still have those! Okay.
What do we need? Oh, food.
Balloons.
Glow-sticks.
Oh, let's make a list.
Okay An inflatable T-Rex costume.
I've been meaning to get one of those! - Hey.
What's going on? - Hey.
Did you tell him about the party? We're having a party! - Yes.
- All right, all right, all right! What about those shakey things? - Maracas? - Ooh.
Instruments.
That's my department.
This party rocks! This party rocks hard! What should I wear? What should I wear? Let's go find stuff to wear! - Okay.
- Uh, before you go - I'll be right there.
- Chop chop! We have a situation.
What is it? You think this is the acceptance letter? I mean, I want it to be.
It's just that Acceptance letters come in envelopes stuffed with paperwork and welcome brochures.
But rejection letters They're just one piece of paper.
(SIGHS) She's gonna be so sad.
I already am so sad.
There's no rule that says good news has to be bulky.
Okay.
So what do we do? Give it to her? Not give it to her? We could put it back in the mailbox, like last time.
I don't want her to find it today.
I want her to have fun tonight.
- (SOFTLY) Yeah.
- ANDI: Bex! Oh, uh I found something for you to wear! Oh, you did? What is it? - I want to show you.
- Just tell me.
- I can't.
- Why not? When you see it, you'll understand.
Come on! (GROANS) You know there are other places to sit.
Yeah, but, you know, this one's warm now.
(CHUCKLES) Don't go anywhere! I have something picked out for you, too! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I'll be right here.
Oh.
How do I look? Mm decent.
If you only knew how beautiful you look (RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR) He does.
(DOOR CLOSES) I'm so happy you got to wear your father's tuxedo.
I'm so glad you kept the dress.
(ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING ON STEREO) Will the bride and groom please come to the floor for their first dance in their fancy clothes.
From Paris to Rome to places I've never known Nothing felt as right as you and I And I never wanna let you go I've looked so long - In every face - Hello, hello, hello! Shh! Even in my dreams No, I've never seen nothing like you No one else makes me feel - Oh, my gosh! - (MOUTHING) Wow! I know! I've searched across the universe I've seen many things so beautiful, it's true But I've never seen nothing like you (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) (CHUCKLES) I see.
Things still weird between you two? I don't know what they are.
What do you want them to be? I don't know that either.
Do you have any information that might be useful for a conversation? He doesn't like me anymore.
I mean, he likes me, he just doesn't like me.
I'm sure that's not true.
What makes you think that? He told me.
(CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES) I still don't think it's true.
(NO AUDIO) I see.
T.
J.
! Kira.
You know why he's hanging out with her, don't you? No.
Do you? It's not because he likes her.
You keep saying that, and yet I'm sorry.
I was probably deluding myself anyway.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Why don't you want to dance? I just don't.
But you can go ahead.
What's so funny? Look at Cyrus! That's hilarious! You can't do that! I can't do what? Laugh at someone for the way they dance! You did it too! No, I didn't! I saw the way you were smiling.
You thought it was funny.
I thought it was fun.
You know there's a difference, right? Why don't you just admit what this is really about? - What do you mean? - If I made you pick, me or Cyrus, you'd pick Cyrus.
Why do you do that? Make me pick.
Cyrus never made me pick.
I guess that answers my question.
I'll see you around.
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED) (CHEERING) ALL: Go, Andi! Go, Andi! Go, Andi! Go, Andi! Go, Andi! Go, Andi! Go, Andi! - Hey, guys.
- Go Andi! If you're here, then who's that? (CHEERING) (CHUCKLES) It's gotta be Jonah.
Hey, I couldn't find the costume.
It's right there.
And you're right here.
So who's that? (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) (ALL GASP) I said no parties.
Just kidding! (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) What are you doing here? I had to come back because I forgot something.
What? I forgot how much I wanted to go to one of your parties.
That was fun.
What should I do with this? Oh, I'll take it.
You might wanna wash it.
(SLOW PIANO INTRO TO "BORN THIS WAY") My mama told me when I was young We were all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir Come on, get up here.
Let's go.
We need some guitar.
(BEAT GROWS FASTER) There's nothing wrong with loving who you are She said 'cause he made you perfect, babe So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far Listen to me when I say I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Give yourself prudence and love your friends So we can rejoice your truth In the religion of the insecure I must be myself, respect my youth To love another is not a sin Believe in capital H-I-M I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way There ain't no other way Baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) Hey.
Hey.
I have something for you.
- What is it? - Don't worry, it's not a piece of rice with your name on it.
- Spelled incorrectly.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE) Was that the worst present ever? No.
But it was in the bottom two.
This isn't a present.
I thought you lost it.
I thought so too.
My mom found it inside a sock.
This thing's got more lives than a cat.
What are you gonna do with it? I'll bury it someplace.
You'll never have to see it again.
Well I was going to ask if I could keep it.
You were? It's a great bracelet.
I've always liked it.
Do you mind? It's always been yours.
I made it for you.
(CHUCKLES) I wonder what would've happened if we met when we were older.
Someday we will be.
Tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cent Tryin', tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cent Hey.
Do I know you? You would know if you knew me.
Why? What have you done? What haven't I done? I bet you haven't eaten a live frog.
Geez, I was such a dope! I didn't think so.
I thought you were funny.
Watch it, Driscoll.
That sounded like an actual compliment.
It was.
It was? What's going on? We're having a banter-free, straightforward conversation.
- Why? - I want to try it.
- See if we can do it.
- All right.
How was your day? Fine.
How was yours? Fine.
Now what? Never mind.
It was a stupid idea.
(MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED) MARTY: Buffy! (DOOR CLOSES) I want to try it again.
The straightforward thing.
Why? I think I did it wrong.
You go first this time.
Sure.
Okay.
I like you.
Like the way you used to like me but don't anymore.
That was very straightforward.
Well done.
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
Is it still my turn? No, I'll go.
Really? Now it's your turn.
That's it.
That's all I wanted to tell you, in case you ever change your mind Buffy I've never changed my mind.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) I hope this feeling lasts forever Can I sit? Sure.
Because this crazy love I feel for you What happened to Kira? I poured water on her, and she melted.
I actually buy that.
She isn't a nice person.
You know, people used to say that about you.
Well, sometimes there's a nice person on the inside trying to get out.
I know that now.
But still a lot of things I don't know.
Like what? Like that you play piano.
My mom's a piano teacher.
Didn't know that either.
I'm not mysterious.
Ask me anything.
Okay.
What does T.
J.
stand for? Except that.
You won't tell me your name? And you think that's not mysterious? Okay.
There's, like, five people in the world who know it, and they're all named Kippen.
You should know that if you don't tell me, I will be the first person ever to literally die of curiosity.
(SCOFFS) All right.
All right.
If I tell you you can never use it.
- I won't.
- Or tell anyone else - I promise.
- Like, Cyrus, - You gotta swear - I do, I do, I swear! I swear! All right.
My parents are way into music, and they named me for their favorite artists.
That's not so strange.
T.
J.
stands for Thelonious Jagger.
Thelonious Jagger? Are you kidding? That is a great name! I love that name! - You do? - Yes.
Well, my grandparents didn't.
And they were like, "That's a ridiculous name.
We're calling him T.
J.
" So I've been T.
J.
since I was three days old.
Is there anything else you want to know? Is there anything else you want to tell me? Yeah.
Is there anything you want to tell me? Yes.
(CHUCKLES) (BOTH CHUCKLE) (ALL LAUGHING) Oh, you wanna see something incredible? - Nah.
- I do.
This is the cutest picture I've ever seen, including my own baby pictures.
First day of second grade.
That's the day that we met! Oh.
Look at us.
We were adorable.
We still are! Let me see.
Oh, no! And we're still together.
And we always will be, right? Right! Right? Well I don't like the sound of that.
I want to show you guys something.
Andi Shack! Did you know about this? Why would you do this? I don't need a shack anymore.
I need a studio.
For what? I got in.
You got in? To SAVA.
- Oh! - You got in to SAVA? BEX: She got in to SAVA? When did you get in to SAVA? Remember that phone call I got in the middle of your wedding? That's how you found out? A phone call? They are going to be sending me the official acceptance letter any day.
I want to frame it.
- (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) - Absolutely.
Yep.
What's SAVA? A special magnet high school for the visual arts.
That's great! - Isn't it? - Yeah.
It's just We've been together since second grade.
- CYRUS: And now - BUFFY: We won't be.
But it's great.
So Andi Shack gets upgraded to art studio? Or pottery den or dark room - I don't know yet.
- Well it was an outstanding shack.
A lot of life happened here.
- Andi, I'm so, so sorry.
- ANDI: Stop.
You're my mother who abandoned me.
You probably hate me but I'll always love you and I always have.
And you have that whether you want it or not.
BUFFY: What are you doing? And it better not be making that bracelet for Jonah.
Buffy, I swear, this means nothing.
You are in such denial.
Cyrus, put that down! That's private.
Your sister has a secret baby.
Yeah, sh-sh-she does.
Glow-in-the-dark duct tape.
Use this to spell out, "Will you marry me?" on the roof of the Andi Shack and when Bex looks out her bedroom window Which I'm standing under playing the guitar.
- Ugh! I'm loving this.
- Me too.
I just can't help being disappointed that now that we're in the same place we're not gonna be in the same place.
- CELIA: He's a nice boy.
- Aah! Can't believe you did this for me.
Why not? 'Cause nobody ever has before.
Hey, I love you.
I love you too, Dad.
I'm so proud of you.
(GRUNTS SOFTLY) You're going to do great things.
We should go clean up.
Yeah.
Let's be mindful of this moment.
'Cause it's probably one of the last times - we'll ever be together like this.
- Cyrus! - Cyrus! - Are you kidding me? No matter where we go, no matter what we do, we're always gonna be in each other's lives.
We'll be at your first gallery show JONAH: I can see Buffy right now, a coach in the WNBA.
BUFFY: Why not the NBA? ANDI: And we'll all be at Sundance for Cyrus' first indie feature.
CYRUS: And front row at Jonah's concerts.
Will you take a picture of us in the same position as this? Sure.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Well, this was a big night.
And may I remind you all: You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
That's the best thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Well, it wasn't me.
It was Winnie the Pooh.
- (BUFFY CHUCKLES) - Huh.
Great party.
- Life-changing even.
- (CHUCKLES) I think I missed some stuff.
- Tomorrow? At the Spoon? - Yeah.
Later, tater.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) I'm not saying goodbye.
Love you, Andiman.
("THE LUCKY ONE" BY SIMON STEADMAN PLAYING) Just like a hill you have to climb Just like the fear you left behind (EXHALES SHARPLY) I'm on my way, I'm here to stay I'll try not to mess it up I need to bother everyone I'll find the strength to say My time is right and my day has come There's so much time to get things wrong So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the lucky one Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the lucky one - (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) - (SHUTTER CLICKS) Life is upside down But any way it goes I'll work it out Oh, oh, here we go - One, two, three - I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way All the way