Bunnicula (2016) s03e20 Episode Script

1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHING)
(CHESTER SNORES AND SIGHS)
There's nothing a cat enjoys
more than being in his
favorite sunspot. (SIGHS)
(HAROLD CHOMPING)
There's nothing
a dog enjoys more
than eating a ton of food.
Also, chew toys
and newspapers.
And barking at cars,
and chasing the mailman.
But mostly food.
Ugh. To each
their own, I guess.
(SIGHS) Sunspot.
-Ahem.
-Huh?
(SNARLS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(MUMBLING)
Bunnicula says
there's nothing he likes
more than scaring you.
Oh, that's sweet.
(EXCLAIMS)
(GRUNTS) Please, Bunnicula.
No more scaring.
Let me just enjoy
my sunspot while it lasts.
-(GHOST MOANING)
-Bunnicula, I said
no more scaring.
(MUMBLING)
Oh, it's not Bunnicula.
(GHOST MOANING)
Then who is it?
(MOANING CONTINUES)
(BOTH SCREAM)
I'm Marvin.
The scariest ghost ever.
You're all so scared of me.
Well, I was scared.
That is,
until I could see you.
-(MUMBLES)
-No. Not scary.
You're so scared
you don't even know
what you're saying.
Boo!
Could you, uh, leave, please?
You haven't even seen
my scariest scare of them all.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Here goes.
(SIGHS)
(ROARS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
See? Scared you.
Right out of your skins.
Well, time to go.
The scariest ghost ever.
Ooh
Ew, ew, ew, ew.
-We're skeletons!
-(LAUGHING)
This is so creepy!
I see why you keep jumping
out of your skin, Bunnicula.
This is very
Freeing.
MINA'S DAD:
I'll grab us some soda
from the kitchen, Mina.
Oh, no. It's Mina's dad.
He can't see us like this.
Quick!
(ALL GRUNTING)
Oh, hey, pets. Say
You guys look
You look
You look great.
Whatever you're doing,
keep doing it.
(LAUGHS)
Only in America.
Phew. That was a close one.
(SCREAMS) Wait a second.
We put on the wrong skins.
(LAUGHING) Ooh!
I, for one,
think it's fashionable.
But I'm not gonna lie,
it's a little tight.
Ew, ew!
Quick, get it off.
-Let's switch back.
-(ALL STRAING)
It won't come off!
What are we gonna do?
No, no, no, no.
We can't be stuck like this.
Oh, you're still upset
about the skin?
We're over it.
This is just our lives now.
(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)
No! No way!
How can you guys
be okay with this?
There is no way
I am living my life
with creepy vampire
(IN DEMONIC VOICE) Skin!
-Wait. How did I do that?
-Cool.
Having Bunnicula's skin
must mean you have
Bunnicula's powers.
Yeah!
What? Bat ears.
Does that mean I can fly?
I can fly! (GRUNTS)
Well, sort of.
Oh-ho-ho. Cool.
Chester, you're always good
at jumping up on things.
I wonder if I could
(GRUNTING) Yeah! Oh, boy!
Look how high I am!
And I bet I could land
on my feet, no matter
how I fall too.
(GRUNTS)
Wow. What a rush.
I'm gonna live forever!
What can you do, Bun?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Okay. We are definitely
going to get our skins back.
But there's no harm
in exploring these
new powers, I guess.
BOTH: Yeah!
(BARKS AND HOWLS)
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
Yay!
(BARKING)
(CRYING)
Huh?
(GASPING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHING)
(SNICKERS)
-(SNARLS)
-(SCREAMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
Whoo! (GRUNTS)
Yeah. Whoo-hoo!
Yeah. (GRUNTING)
Yeah!
(INAUDIBLE)
-(BARKING)
-Hmm?
(DISTORTED BARKING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(BARKING)
Whoo-hoo!
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
How cool is this?
I'm really coming around
to having vampire powers.
Yeah. I can finally
reach the dog food.
(BARKING)
Oh, having each other's
skins is the best.
And so far,
there's been absolutely
zero downsides.
(CHOMPING)
Huh? Wait a second.
What is this feeling?
I don't want any more food.
I'm full. I'm full.
I'm full!
(CRYING)
-Harold, are you all right?
-I'm full, Chester! I'm full!
It must be your skin.
There's no room for the food.
So you can't eat as much.
You'll get used to it.
No! I can't live like this.
I want my skin back.
-Give me my skin back.
-(GRUNTING)
Uh, Harold.
-Give it back! Give it
-(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
(HAROLD GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
-Ah, I'm gonna lay
in my sunspot.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
(MUMBLING)
(CHUCKLES)
Give it a rest, Bun.
You'll never scare me
in that skin.
Huh? (MUMBLING)
-See? Bun wants
his skin back too.
-(CHESTER GRUNTS)
We tried that before,
and it doesn't work.
Only that creepy ghost Marvin
can scare us out of our skins.
And I'm no hurry
to get scared again.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I am gonna take a nap
in my favorite sunspot.
(SCREAMS)
(WEAKLY) It's time to get
our own skins back.
-Right.
-Yay! I did it!
Yeah! Let's go find Marvin.
How do we even start looking?
That ghost can be anywhere.
-Patches?
-Oh, hi.
I'm Patches.
That ghost got you too?
Uh, what are you
talking about?
-Your skin is gone.
-It is?
Oh, that would explain
why I've been able to do this.
-(BLUBBERING)
-(BONES RATTLING)
-(CHUCKLES) See?
-Right.
So, maybe the ghost
is still in Patches'
apartment.
-Let's go.
-(VOCALIZING)
-(MARVIN GROANING)
-Look, there he is!
Hey, you, Marvin!
We want you to scare us
out of our skins again.
Well, of course, you do.
Everyone loves it
when I do that.
But if you want another
one of my trademark scares,
it's gonna cost you.
Cost us? Like how?
-Hang out with me.
-What?
Hang out with me.
-Hang out with you?
-Yeah.
My scares are all
people want from me.
'Cause, you know.
I'm the scariest ghost ever.
But no one wants to just hang,
you know.
So, hang out with you,
and you'll scare us again?
Yep. That's the deal.
Huh. Well, okay then.
Let's hang out, I guess.
(GROWLS)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
MARVIN:
Wow. What a great night.
Thanks, guys.
Sure.
Don't, um, mention it.
So, are you gonna, um,
scare us now?
Oh, right.
A deal's a deal.
(SNARLS)
(ALL SCREAM)
Ah! Ew, ew, ew.
Let's get it right this time.
HAROLD: Oh.
Oh, there it is, there it is.
(SIGHS) Yeah.
That's the right fit.
Oh, skin.
I missed you so much.
Wait a second.
Harold, you stretched it out.
(MUMBLES)
(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)
-HAROLD: I know.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey, guys,
after the wonderful night
we just had together,
I think we are on
the threshold of a real
long lasting friend--
Well, time to curl up
with a good book.
I'm gonna eat all the food.
Coming for you, fridge.
Friendship.
That's what I was saying
when the door
was closing on me.
Okay. See you tomorrow.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)