Lab Rats (2012) s03e20 Episode Script

Good news, guys! My mom called from the hospital and said Big D is doing much better.
He's gonna make it.
Awesome.
Great.
Yep, soon he'll be back here making us all wish he was still unconscious.
Hey, I really miss him.
Although it has been nice having the hair spray all to myself.
Actually, Adam's been using it, too.
He's developing new hairstyles for his armpits.
You wouldn't think it, but the ponytails are surprisingly cute.
You know, we should have traded in Adam for one of Krane's bionic soldiers when we had the chance.
Oh, no.
The soldiers.
I was so worried about Mr.
Davenport, I completely forgot about them.
Relax, I'm sure they're fine.
Now that the Triton app is deactivated, they're just normal teenagers.
Normal teenagers roaming the streets with deadly bionic abilities.
We need to find them.
Find who? Krane's soldiers.
Ah, I think I can help with that.
They're right here.
You invited 30 bionic soldiers into our home? No, I invited one.
The other 29 were hiding in the bushes and followed us home.
Announcer: The world's first bionic super humans, they're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement? Chase, Bree, I don't think you guys have been formally introduced to our friends.
This is S-5, S-6, S-7, S-8 and Ha, I'm sorry, I forgot your name.
Hi, I'm S-3.
Ahh! I know who you are.
You tried to kill me! Why would I do that? I don't even know you, friend.
I am not your friend.
You used your electro-fork thingie on me.
And friends don't electro fork thingie friends.
I don't remember that, but if I hurt you, I'm sorry.
Whoa, dude.
Never apologize for hurting Chase.
Wait.
So do you remember anything? I remember my name is S-3, these are my brothers and sisters, and we followed this smart guy here.
Well, he obviously doesn't remember what the word "smart" means.
They don't remember anything.
It's like they're bionic blank slates.
Can we keep 'em? Most of them are potty trained.
S-27's still a work-in-progress.
No, we can't keep them.
Just 24 hours ago, they were trying to destroy us.
Plus, Mr.
Davenport would freak out if he came home to 30 bionic soldiers.
All right.
S-30, take a hike.
S's 1 through 29, welcome home.
Forget Big D, it's my mom I'm worried about.
She's still not sold on you three living here.
But you didn't hear it from me.
Fine, I'll get rid of them.
Come on, dude, I'll help you pack your stuff.
We don't have any stuff.
Don't worry.
I got you covered.
Here you go.
Take as much as you want.
Thank you.
Hey, those are mine.
Yeah, I hope you're all a boy's small.
Leo! What are you doing here? It's time for my 12:30 sponge bath.
What do you think I'm doing here? What's going on? You said he was doing better.
That doesn't look better.
Of course he's better.
Look at him, he's pale, lifeless, surrounded by technology.
That's the guy I married.
I'm sorry, honey.
I just didn't want you guys to worry.
They're doing everything they can.
Hey.
Big D.
Tasha you look so beautiful.
Pretty, pretty, pretty.
Just go with it, honey.
He's juiced to the gills.
Hey, did you ditch the bionic army? Yeah, but those guys were tough to shake.
I had to run through the mall, hop a fence, run back through the mall, snag a churro and go under a bridge but I think I finally lost (Exclaims) Great.
Now I have to do it again.
Can you spot me for their churros? Why do they keep following you? They're soldiers, they must have a natural tendency to follow their leader.
But with Krane gone they didn't have one until Adam showed up.
What does that mean? They think Adam's their new leader! Great, now they're more dangerous than they were under Krane.
Yeah.
(Phone rings) Oh, Mr.
President calling.
Quick, take them upstairs.
We'll deal with them later.
To the elevator! Soldiers: To the elevator! Hello, Mr.
President.
Chase, we have a problem.
Sir, if this is about what Adam did in the Lincoln Bedroom It's not.
I sent agents to retrieve Krane's army and they're gone.
Don't worry, we know exactly Uh, Mr.
President, when the agents do find Krane's soldiers what's gonna happen to them? They're bionic criminals, so they'll be separated and placed in high security isolation cells.
Why? The only reason they committed any crimes was because Krane was controlling them.
That may be, but they're still bionic which makes them dangerous.
Oh.
That's what people thought about us.
But you three have proven yourselves.
All we've seen from these individuals is evil.
Find them.
Yes, sir.
Now what? We can't just hand them over to the government or they're gonna lock them up.
I know, and we can't keep them here or they'll lock us up for harboring fugitives.
(Elevator bell dinging) Can somebody please push the button? Soldiers: Can somebody please push the button? Then Adam, Bree and Chase shot Krane into the sky.
He looked like a big bald evil bird.
Oh, and I used my energy transference ability to finish off S-1.
Got to say, sorry you're sick but this is the most I've talked without you interrupting me.
And there you go.
(Monitor beeping) Mom, what's happening? I don't know.
Stay with him, I'll get the doctor.
Stop beeping! Oh, no.
Start beeping! Start beeping! Somebody help! No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, that's it.
If this doesn't work, I'm really sorry.
Please work.
Wow! Yowza! I feel great! Good.
'Cause I don't.
Leo, don't just lie there on the floor twitching.
Give me a hug.
Honey, are you okay? Better than ever.
I was talking to Leo.
Oh.
Well, let me know when you get back to me.
I'm okay.
(Phone rings) Ooh, I better get this.
It's the donor bank.
I kind of promised them your gallbladder.
You what? Well, they were just so nice on the phone.
Hey, Debbie Look at me.
You know, I thought I was Daven-done but then fate stepped in and realized how incredibly valuable I am to the world.
Yes.
What other logical explanation could there be? I didn't think it was possible, but I actually feel younger.
Look at thee old kickers.
Look, fate didn't save you.
I did.
Yeah.
Leo, I've seen your grades, you're no doctor.
I'm serious.
I used my energy transference ability to transfer some of my energy into you.
You what? Leo, the human body was not meant to be tapped as an energy source.
It's not meant to be bleached, plucked, or tucked either, but that hasn't stopped you.
By giving me energy, you depleted your own.
There could be serious side effects.
Don't worry, I'm fine.
Good, 'cause you could never make the recovery I just made.
Oh.
Whoo! I feel like a new me.
Yeah, well, maybe you should close up a little bit, 'cause I'm seeing a little too much of the old you.
Oh, sorry.
Did you figure out what to do with the kids yet? So far all I've come up with is turn them over to the government.
Okay.
Well, you better figure out something because they just used my prom dress for target practice.
Well, in their defense, the odds of you using it were very slim.
How did we get into this mess? Mmm.
Don't look at me, Bree.
I didn't ask to be king.
Adam, quit messing around.
We have to find a safe place to hide them all before the President finds out they're here.
(Knocking on door) Wait.
We don't know who it is.
I know.
That's why I'm going to open the door.
Hey! It's more of our bionic brothers and sisters! Wait, there's more of you? Oh, tons more.
I'll send them all a signal to tell 'em to come to our new home.
No, no! No signal! No new home! Great, so now there are 40 bionic soldiers in our house.
What are we gonna do? There's only one thing we can do.
Bionic house party! All: Bionic house party! Donald, we got your discharge papers.
Yep, you're free to go.
And for the record, you are way older than you claim to be.
Honey.
Is that a gray hair? Could be.
I thought it was obvious but you two really stress me out.
(Gasps) What's wrong? Your whole head is turning gray.
Oh, no.
That must be a side effect of his energy transference ability.
His what? The doctors didn't save me.
Leo did.
He transferred some of his energy into me.
That must have sped up his aging process.
Donald, how could you let him do that? I was unconscious! Look, if I could give it back, I would, but it doesn't work that way.
He must be aging years by the hour.
I have to find a solution to this fast, or Or what? Or Tasha may have found that gallbladder she's been looking for? Is there any way that we could reactivate the Triton app? One of them just drank the pool.
Hey! Welcome home! I see you got my signal.
Hey, S-3, could could you do me a favor? Stop sending signals! Hey, dude, what's the best way to have fun? Do the opposite of what Chase says.
I taught you well, grasshopper.
I'm really worried about you, Leo.
We had to stop seven times so you could go to the restroom.
What did she say? She said you have a weak bladder.
Why does she need a ladder? Never mind.
I'm gonna go down to the lab and see if I can work up a serum to reverse the aging.
I need to sit.
Back in my day, places weren't so spread out.
Honey, "your day" was this morning.
No, I got it.
Got it.
(Cheering) What on Earth is that noise? Hey! Oh.
Hey, Tasha.
All: Hey, Tasha! Mr.
Davenport, you're not dead.
Yay.
What is going on? Why is the bionic army that tried to kill us in our house? We had no choice.
The government wants to lock them up.
So? (Doorbell rings) Oh, goodie.
More people.
I'm Agent Reed.
The President sent us to assist in the search for the criminals.
But it looks like you've already found them.
Good work.
We'll take it from here.
No.
Mr.
Davenport, this is not their fault.
They were being controlled by the Triton App.
Yeah.
They're just like us.
He's right.
We should all be arrested.
Is this necessary? I mean, what law have they actually broken? Theft of government property, breaking and entering into the White House and launching a bionic war against humanity.
Oh.
Yeah, well that seems like a slap on the wrist kind of a thing to me.
Cuff 'em.
Go! What just happened? They geo-leaped away.
See, essentially they can manipulate their molecular structure to Short answer.
They're gone.
Find them! My knee's acting up.
Must be rain.
Either that or I'm starting to fall.
Yup.
Whoa, whoa, whoa Okay, serum's ready.
Try this.
You feel any different? No, but you're the ugliest nurse I've ever seen.
Any sign of the bionic army? No.
They could be anywhere.
How's Leo? None of my anti-aging serums are working.
That's pretty obvious.
I mean, look at you.
(Phone buzzing) Mr.
President.
Davenport, it's nice to see you up and around.
Where are those bionic soldiers? I honestly have no idea, sir.
Way to make me look good, guys.
I'm sending my agents to collect them.
You're responsible until they get there.
Mr.
President, these kids are harmless.
We don't have proof of that.
Leo! Big D.
Yes, Leo.
It should have been you.
What's going on? His time's running out.
Hey, what are they doing? No.
Get away from him.
No.
Let them do it.
Davenport, what are they doing? They're saving my son's life.
Woo-hoo! Ding dong.
Leo's home! Whoo! Wait.
So what just happened? We transferred some of the energy from our bodies into his.
But won't that make you all turn old, too? If it was just one of us, yes.
But since we all did it, the effect is minimal.
Ah.
That was awesome! It's like you brought him back to life.
Nobody move, I'm gonna go dig up my goldfish.
Wow, I can't believe you guys saved me.
I can never repay you.
But he can.
Pony up, Big D.
Mr.
President, I think this is all the proof you'll need.
That was admirable but I can't let these bionic kids roam free.
I'm sending a transport to pick them up.
But, sir, they're not It's okay.
You've helped us as much as you can.
It's time for us to go.
We won't run this time.
Guys, look.
I finally found where I buried my goldfish.
Okay, people, do your magic.
Stop! Nobody's going anywhere.
Donald, if you try to take on a team of federal agents again, I will put you back in the hospital myself.
No.
I have a solution.
These kids have proven they can save lives and change the world.
We already know what you three can do with your bionics.
Just think what a hundred bionic kids could do.
Aw, don't make me think, just tell me.
With proper training and supervision, they could go on multiple missions, save thousands of lives.
And the President is already on board, I just got off the phone with him.
Hold on.
I didn't get anything about a change (Phone beeps) Oh.
Okay, you're good.
Well, Mr.
Davenport, this all sounds great but how are you supposed to train hundreds of bionic kids? I'm not.
We are.
Since you're the first of your kind, you'll be their mentors.
What? You'll train them, socialize them and introduce them to the world, just like Leo did with you.
Only we'll do a good job.
Excuse me? Don't act shocked, you found us five friends in three years.
So where is all this training gonna take place? At the world's first "Davenport Bionic Academy.
" I think you mean "Davenport and Son Bionic Academy.
" And I think you still have a touch of grandpa brain.
What did you say? Behold the world's first ever bionic academy.
Tada! Yeah, back up.
This is my moment.
Tada.
Wow, Mr.
Davenport, that place looks amazing.
Yeah.
It's a man-made island.
Here's the combat training area.
And the capsule dormitory.
And the hydra loop.
Oh.
What's a hydra loop? This guy.
"What's a hydra loop?" Yeah.
This guy.
What's a hydra loop? It's an ultra-modern high-speed transport system that works like a pneumatic tube to and from the island.
You hop in on one side and it spits you out on the mainland in minutes.
That alone cost me 50 million dollars.
Great, see you on the island.
You couldn't spend 50 million dollars to make us do that?