Shake It Up! s03e20 Episode Script
Future It Up
Yes, I made it to Chicago for my high school reunion.
Don't worry.
Mommy will be home in New York before you know it.
All right.
Love you, sweet pea.
Brenda! Hi! I'm Raquel.
Rocky.
I used to hang out here a lot when I was in high school.
Honey, I'm old, but a waitress never forgets a lousy tipper.
And by the way, if I had had that much work done, I could look young, too.
- Rocky! Long time no see, stranger! - Deuce! Aw, your mustache finally came in! So you and Dina are the owners of Crusty's! You know, I can't believe you are a real businessman.
I remember when you were just a kid, selling things out of your jacket.
Yeah, I've come a long way.
Oh, that's right.
Hold on.
Two tickets on the space shuttle! No refunds.
Use it or lose it.
So, what else is new? Ah, not much.
You know, same old, same old.
Oh! Hey, Rocky! Same old? Looks like that's new.
[Chuckles.]
Dina! Are you pregnant? Again? No, I'm smuggling out a giant ball of mozzarella.
[Chuckles.]
It's our eighth.
All boys.
One more and we'll have our own baseball team! Not if they inherited your athletic ability.
I'm flat-footed, and you know it.
So, how's Mark? We haven't seen him since the wedding.
Well, as an international spy, you know, he's out of town a lot.
In fact, when I see him, he's often in disguise.
One time he bagged my groceries for a whole month before I realized it was him.
Well, come on, everyone's meeting at our place.
Boys! Let's go! - Dina: Deuce! - Coming! Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor.
It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4.
Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.
Don't knock it.
'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
Shake It Up.
Wow.
I love what you've done with my old place! [Scoffs.]
It doesn't always look this good.
I've had the kids locked in their rooms for a week.
I don't know why you don't see it.
I sent you the report, boss.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did! Whoops.
No, I didn't.
I'll send it now, little big man.
I'm still amazed Flynn is your boss.
Oh, who's kidding who? He's always been my boss.
[Futuristic door bell rings.]
She's here.
We're all back together again.
- [Gasps.]
Deuce! - CeCe! Aw, your mustache finally came in! Oh, wow.
That's nice.
Right? - Hey, CeCe.
[Chuckles.]
- Ty.
- Rocky.
- CeCe.
[Air kissing.]
[Chuckles.]
Darling, it's been so long.
Too long, my dear, too long.
Really? When's the last time you guys saw each other? I don't know.
Five, six years? Wow, I thought you'd be besties forevs.
After all, you were voted "most likely to be besties forevs".
Hey, my senior year, I was voted "best physique," remember? Yeah, I remember.
Does your physique remember? Dina, honey, we still adore one another.
But we're just not teenagers anymore.
People grow apart.
Exactly.
You know, we're just too busy to be BFFs So we're just Fs.
What with our careers husbands and kids One kid each.
Must be exhausting.
CeCe The last time I saw you was when you starred on Broadway.
In Dogs, the Musical.
One of the few times when Flynn allowed me away from my desk for more than a bathroom break.
Woo! I have such fond memories of Dogs, the Musical.
When I belted out, There's No Putting a Leash on Me.
There wasn't a dry eye in the house.
I loved creating that role.
And I loved re-creating that role in the film version.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah, too bad you didn't win the Oscar.
That would have been so exciting.
It certainly was when I won the Tony.
[Both fake chuckling.]
So where's your husband, CeCe? Oh, um, he's delayed at work, but he'll be here.
[Gasps.]
Ooh! Aunt CeCe brought gifts for the kids.
Autographed copies of my first album.
Oh, yes.
CeCe Jones Sings Slow Jams from the Mid-2000's.
[Chuckles mockingly.]
Every kid's favorite.
[Both fake chuckle.]
So, where is my suitcase? I got it, Mom! Wow, that's your son L.
J.
? You know, he looks just like Flynn did at that age! Really? I don't see it.
Ah! It's good to be back in Chicago.
Nothing's changed! Ah, well, you know, a few things have changed.
Ha! Not me.
I'm still a player! Oh, yeah? What's your game? Competitive doughnut eating? Hey, I have no time for the gym.
Flynn has me working around the clock.
He's a total perfectionist.
He's got me pulling my hair out over the tiniest details! Oh, is that what happened to it? You're a grown man, man! You've got to stand up for yourself! Oh! Like you stand up to Dina when she makes you give her pedicures? Someone has to do it.
I mean, the woman hasn't been able to see her feet in a decade, let alone reach them.
[Phone ringing.]
Hey, Flynn, Sir.
Hello, Deuce! I've arrived.
Wow! Tinka, oh, you look amazing! Oh, Deuce, your ability to state the obvious is better than ever! So what do you have to do to get a table at this place? What dingbat owns this lame pizzeria now? That would be me.
Congrats.
Goodbye, Flynn.
I mean, Flynn, Sir.
Tinka! I mean Tinka! How have you been? Successful! My fashion line, Tinkawear, is everywhere.
So, uh, what else is new? Married? Kids? Please.
Fabulous is a full-time job.
Ty, what do you do these days? Oh, well, [Clears throat.]
I'm Vice President of Executive Operations at Flynndustries, the largest video game maker in the world.
- So, you get Flynn's coffee? - No! He drinks tea.
The DJ will be over there and the desserts are gonna be over there.
Dina, how did you find time to organize this reunion? You have seven and three-quarters kids.
And I'd do anything to get an hour away from them.
Anyway, after I give my speech.
This is where you guys will do your dance number.
Uh, dance? What dance? The dance you and Rocky are going to perform that will remind everyone of all the fun we had as youngsters.
Uh, I don't think that's on my schedule.
[Sonic beeping.]
Nope.
Nothing's up there.
[Chuckles.]
Some things never change.
Dina, she's right.
Nobody said anything about dancing tonight.
[Scoffs.]
Deuce must've forgot to ask! I didn't go gray because I had so many kids.
It's because I married one.
Can't you guys throw something together? Without a choreographer? I don't know about that.
Plus, there's no time to rehearse.
I just don't think it's doable.
But everyone is looking forward to it.
You can't disappoint them.
And when I say, "them," I mean me.
All I do is make babies.
Come on! Give me one good dance! What do you say, CeCe? For old time's sake? I'm game if you are.
Wow, we haven't danced together in a long time.
It'll be fun.
It'll be a blast.
Ooh, I have an idea.
How about we do the Dance number from my first big music video.
Not what I was thinking.
Um, CeCe, you were the only one in that music video.
What am I supposed to do? Enjoy it like everyone else.
[Chuckling.]
As usual, I have a better idea.
How about we do the opening number from my last TV special? I saw that opening.
There's a reason that it was your last TV special.
Wasn't very special.
How dare you! Wasn't Wasn't special? You know, 10 million people watched that show.
Yeah, but how many of them actually liked it? [Indistinct arguing.]
Come on, this is silly.
You're both talented, creative, successful women.
You're right.
She's right.
We don't need to compare ourselves.
Because the good people at the Golden Globes already did.
Winner! Don't make me get my Tony out! Oh! You know what? Forget it! Okay? I'm not dancing with you at the reunion tonight.
Not dancing at the reunion? I'm not even going to the reunion! Well, neither am I.
Have a good life.
- Already have! - [Both fake laugh.]
Uh, maybe you guys can put something together for the 30 year reunion.
Oh, I wonder if it's too late to book Gary Wilde.
Some reunion.
Rocky and CeCe are in a big fight and aren't going to be there.
This reunion is a bigger disaster than President Bieber's plan for a dance-based economy.
We should just stay home.
Stay home? We've stayed home for the last decade.
We're not spending another night in this apartment.
It's claustrophobic, okay? The walls are closing in! There's just not enough oxygen for all these people! Fine, we'll go.
But I'm changing my earrings.
These make me look huge.
I'm still disappointed Rocky and CeCe aren't going to be there.
Deuce Martinez does not disappoint his wife.
Okay, I do, but I don't let other people disappoint her.
[Beeps.]
Phone, activate voice pattern.
Little Angry Mama.
[In Dina's voice.]
Rocky, I'm at the reunion and I'm going into labor! I can't find my dopey, but uncommonly good looking husband.
Come right away.
I'm gonna pop! [Beeps.]
And Dina said this app was a waste of $500.
I can't believe you're missing your reunion.
Dad's flying all the way from Australia.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's only an hour flight.
Look, you still care for Rocky.
Why do you insist on being so childish? I do not.
Do too.
- Do not! Do not! Do not! Do not! - Do too.
L.
J.
, this is a grown-up issue.
You just wouldn't understand.
I know you and Rocky have been friends since you were younger than me.
And I know you can't make new old friends.
You taught me that.
Wow, I'm such a good Mom.
You're okay.
Bottom line, you have to go to that reunion and make up with Rocky.
Or we could go to the toy store.
Don't just sit there, woman! Let's shop! I totally see it.
You do remind me of your Uncle Flynn.
[Phone ringing.]
Hello? Oh, hi, Dina.
[In Dina's voice.]
I'm at the reunion, and I'm in labor.
There's no sign of my Deucie or his chiseled pecs.
Anyway, you've got five minutes to get here before number eight does.
Uh, I'm on my way! Just cross your legs and try not to sneeze! Twenty years and still as pretty as ever.
You thought I was pretty in high school? I mean, I thought I was pretty, but I didn't know you did.
I just can't believe you never married.
Mmm, well, I just never found anyone that could handle the playful way I insult and demoralize them.
What about you, Mr.
Nobody Coffee-Fetcher, hmm? Any love in your life? Uh, you know, it's hard to date with my work schedule.
You know, sometimes I wonder if there's anyone out there who's right for me.
Do you ever wonder if you already met the right person, and you just didn't know it at the time? [Phone rings.]
Got to get this.
It's Flynn.
Hey, Flynn.
Yeah.
You were saying? [Chuckles.]
[Phone rings.]
You didn't think Flynn would let me have just one phone, did you? [Mouthing.]
Hey, Flynn.
Yes, Ty, I do think I might have met the right guy.
I just didn't know it at the time.
Really? Dirty napkins on the floor? Like I don't have enough to clean up at home? [Grunting.]
Why is no one helping this poor woman in labor? You all should be ashamed of yourselves! Ashamed! What are you talking about? Dina! You just called me and said that you were having the baby! Dina, don't worry! I'll find Deuce! - I'm right here.
- Good news, I found Deuce! What is wrong with you guys? Why would you think I was having my baby right now? Well, probably because I called them using my Dina voice app to trick them into coming to the reunion.
I did it for you, Dina.
You conned them for me, Deucie? That was sweet.
You still got it, baby.
No use letting a perfectly good lie go to waste.
What do you say? Dance! Oh, I'll dance.
But not with her.
Fine.
She can go first, and then I'll show everyone how it's supposed to be done.
Oh, no, no, no.
CeCe Jones does not open.
CeCe Jones closes.
[Scoffs.]
Oh, yes, everything but her mouth.
[Indistinct arguing.]
That's it! Stop it! You're both acting like teenagers.
Strike that, you're acting like little babies.
And there's no room at this reunion for babies.
[Yelps.]
Well, maybe room for one baby.
Dina, honey, the fake labor isn't going to work again.
It's not fake! The latest Martinez is fighting its way out! Oh, no! Okay, guys, we need to get her to the hospital.
[Groans.]
No time.
Oh, great! I don't want to have my baby in the middle of a gym again.
All right, well, I did do a year in medical school.
So, CeCe, you're going to have to help me deliver this baby.
[Screaming.]
Okay, fine.
I guess my three years playing a frontier obstetrician on Dr.
CeCe, Medicine Gal is about to pay off.
Let's go! Move, people! She's giving birth! Oh, no! Oh, no [Sobs.]
It's your eighth kid.
Don't you have this down already? You know, a couple of deep breaths, a big push and bang! Another furry Martinez is born.
- Quick! I need water, stat! - She needs water! - I need towels! - She needs towels! - And I need appetizers! - She needs Appetizers? What? I needed a nosh.
I'm hungry.
[Screaming.]
Is she okay? Oh! That's not Dina.
That scream came from Rocky.
I think I figured out why she dropped out of medical school.
Rocky: CeCe, get back in here! I need you! Ooh! Got to go.
Rocky needs me.
Aw, Rocky needs me! It's been so long since I heard that and I never want to go that long without hearing it again.
- Rocky: CeCe, I need you! - Oh, like music to my ears! I'm coming, Rocky! Just breathe.
So, you're going to be a dad again.
How does it feel? [Chuckles.]
Number eight, and it's still the best feeling in the world.
How about you? Any regrets about not settling down, having kids? Ah! I can still do all that.
I'm not too old.
I'm still in my prime.
[Chuckles.]
Oh! [Groaning.]
Okay, I'm not in my prime, but I can still settle down.
Don't wait too long, man.
You don't know what you're missing.
- Congratulations, Deuce.
- You're the proud father of Both: A baby girl! I have a girl? I have a girl! How is she? - Perfect.
10 fingers, 10 toes.
- And two eyebrows! Two eyebrows? The first in the family.
Hey, uh, Tinka.
So, I was thinking So was I.
We've known each other a long time and Yeah, yeah, and neither one of us is No, we're not So, I was just wondering if maybe you'd want to Yes, Ty? [Phone rings.]
[Sighs.]
Yes, Flynn.
What? You want me to drop everything and fly to San Diego right now? I [Sighs.]
It was nice seeing you, Ty.
Hang on.
Hang on.
You know what, little big man? I'm not doing it.
In fact, I'm taking some time off, whether you like it or not.
I'm going to get married! You do want to marry me, right? I'd love to.
But don't you think we should do a trial date first and see how it goes? Works for me.
You know, it's kind of silly that we're not best friends anymore.
We bring out the best in each other and we always have.
And today we brought out a baby! Well, let's not kid ourselves, Rocky.
Dina did most of the work.
I know! She's a pro.
[Sighs.]
I'm really sorry about the way I acted to you before.
- No, CeCe, I'm sorry, I - No, no, no.
I deserved it.
I don't know why we were bickering so much.
I mean, we couldn't even figure out a dance we could do together.
I think it's because we spent the last 20 years being Rocky and CeCe.
Instead of, you know, Rocky-and-CeCe.
Don't you mean CeCe-and-Rocky? - Don't start.
- Sorry.
Hold it.
We ain't going anywhere until you two agree to dance.
I think we can do that.
Ooh! In fact, I know the perfect dance we could do together.
The last dance we ever did on Shake It Up, Chicago.
I love that dance! [Sighs.]
- I just hope I remember all the steps.
- Well, if you don't, just fake it.
That's what I did every week on Shake It Up, Chicago.
Ty, put the desserts down and introduce us.
Okay, everybody.
We've got something you've been waiting 20 years for.
Together again, it's CeCe and Rocky! Yeah, actually, it's Rocky and Sorry, it's not important.
[Chuckles.]
[Crowd cheering.]
[Dance music playing.]
Can you hear the rush? We're taking over.
O-o-o-over, yeah! Futuristic drums are blasting louder.
Futuristic drums are blasting louder.
Louder, yeah.
Shooting through the sky.
Flashes of light.
We're outta sight.
Year 3012 We're coming for ya.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody move to the beat of your heart.
Dancing through infinity beyond the stars.
There's no looking back because here we come.
The future sounds! Oh, the future sounds like us.
We're taking off at the speed of light.
Blowing through your speakers from the satellites.
What you're gonna hear is not what it was.
The future sounds.
Oh, the future sounds like us.
5-4-3-2-1.
We're countin' down.
Down.
The future is now.
Everybody move to the beat of your heart.
Dancing through infinity beyond the stars.
There's no looking back because here we come.
The future sounds.
Oh, the future sounds like us.
[All groaning.]
That was harder than I remember! This has been really great, getting the whole gang back together.
Yeah, we should do it again soon.
Well, we just talked to our agents and in a few months, you guys can all come to New York for the opening of our Broadway show "Two girls, four legs, and one unforgettable night".
We're still working on the title.
The important thing is that Rocky and I get to dance together again.
Every single day.
Hey, mom.
L.
J.
, what are you doing here you're supposed to be with Grandma Georgia? Dad picked me up just in time, Grandma was about to cook.
- Your dads here? - Eh, everybody! Logan! Logan honey, you made it.
Mwah! Oh, sorry I missed the reunion, how was it? It was great, Dina had her baby, and Rocky and I helped deliver it.
Zam! I know I've said this like a million times but I'm going to say it again I still can't believe those two ended up together.
Don't worry.
Mommy will be home in New York before you know it.
All right.
Love you, sweet pea.
Brenda! Hi! I'm Raquel.
Rocky.
I used to hang out here a lot when I was in high school.
Honey, I'm old, but a waitress never forgets a lousy tipper.
And by the way, if I had had that much work done, I could look young, too.
- Rocky! Long time no see, stranger! - Deuce! Aw, your mustache finally came in! So you and Dina are the owners of Crusty's! You know, I can't believe you are a real businessman.
I remember when you were just a kid, selling things out of your jacket.
Yeah, I've come a long way.
Oh, that's right.
Hold on.
Two tickets on the space shuttle! No refunds.
Use it or lose it.
So, what else is new? Ah, not much.
You know, same old, same old.
Oh! Hey, Rocky! Same old? Looks like that's new.
[Chuckles.]
Dina! Are you pregnant? Again? No, I'm smuggling out a giant ball of mozzarella.
[Chuckles.]
It's our eighth.
All boys.
One more and we'll have our own baseball team! Not if they inherited your athletic ability.
I'm flat-footed, and you know it.
So, how's Mark? We haven't seen him since the wedding.
Well, as an international spy, you know, he's out of town a lot.
In fact, when I see him, he's often in disguise.
One time he bagged my groceries for a whole month before I realized it was him.
Well, come on, everyone's meeting at our place.
Boys! Let's go! - Dina: Deuce! - Coming! Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor.
It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4.
Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.
Don't knock it.
'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
Shake It Up.
Wow.
I love what you've done with my old place! [Scoffs.]
It doesn't always look this good.
I've had the kids locked in their rooms for a week.
I don't know why you don't see it.
I sent you the report, boss.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did! Whoops.
No, I didn't.
I'll send it now, little big man.
I'm still amazed Flynn is your boss.
Oh, who's kidding who? He's always been my boss.
[Futuristic door bell rings.]
She's here.
We're all back together again.
- [Gasps.]
Deuce! - CeCe! Aw, your mustache finally came in! Oh, wow.
That's nice.
Right? - Hey, CeCe.
[Chuckles.]
- Ty.
- Rocky.
- CeCe.
[Air kissing.]
[Chuckles.]
Darling, it's been so long.
Too long, my dear, too long.
Really? When's the last time you guys saw each other? I don't know.
Five, six years? Wow, I thought you'd be besties forevs.
After all, you were voted "most likely to be besties forevs".
Hey, my senior year, I was voted "best physique," remember? Yeah, I remember.
Does your physique remember? Dina, honey, we still adore one another.
But we're just not teenagers anymore.
People grow apart.
Exactly.
You know, we're just too busy to be BFFs So we're just Fs.
What with our careers husbands and kids One kid each.
Must be exhausting.
CeCe The last time I saw you was when you starred on Broadway.
In Dogs, the Musical.
One of the few times when Flynn allowed me away from my desk for more than a bathroom break.
Woo! I have such fond memories of Dogs, the Musical.
When I belted out, There's No Putting a Leash on Me.
There wasn't a dry eye in the house.
I loved creating that role.
And I loved re-creating that role in the film version.
[Chuckles.]
Yeah, too bad you didn't win the Oscar.
That would have been so exciting.
It certainly was when I won the Tony.
[Both fake chuckling.]
So where's your husband, CeCe? Oh, um, he's delayed at work, but he'll be here.
[Gasps.]
Ooh! Aunt CeCe brought gifts for the kids.
Autographed copies of my first album.
Oh, yes.
CeCe Jones Sings Slow Jams from the Mid-2000's.
[Chuckles mockingly.]
Every kid's favorite.
[Both fake chuckle.]
So, where is my suitcase? I got it, Mom! Wow, that's your son L.
J.
? You know, he looks just like Flynn did at that age! Really? I don't see it.
Ah! It's good to be back in Chicago.
Nothing's changed! Ah, well, you know, a few things have changed.
Ha! Not me.
I'm still a player! Oh, yeah? What's your game? Competitive doughnut eating? Hey, I have no time for the gym.
Flynn has me working around the clock.
He's a total perfectionist.
He's got me pulling my hair out over the tiniest details! Oh, is that what happened to it? You're a grown man, man! You've got to stand up for yourself! Oh! Like you stand up to Dina when she makes you give her pedicures? Someone has to do it.
I mean, the woman hasn't been able to see her feet in a decade, let alone reach them.
[Phone ringing.]
Hey, Flynn, Sir.
Hello, Deuce! I've arrived.
Wow! Tinka, oh, you look amazing! Oh, Deuce, your ability to state the obvious is better than ever! So what do you have to do to get a table at this place? What dingbat owns this lame pizzeria now? That would be me.
Congrats.
Goodbye, Flynn.
I mean, Flynn, Sir.
Tinka! I mean Tinka! How have you been? Successful! My fashion line, Tinkawear, is everywhere.
So, uh, what else is new? Married? Kids? Please.
Fabulous is a full-time job.
Ty, what do you do these days? Oh, well, [Clears throat.]
I'm Vice President of Executive Operations at Flynndustries, the largest video game maker in the world.
- So, you get Flynn's coffee? - No! He drinks tea.
The DJ will be over there and the desserts are gonna be over there.
Dina, how did you find time to organize this reunion? You have seven and three-quarters kids.
And I'd do anything to get an hour away from them.
Anyway, after I give my speech.
This is where you guys will do your dance number.
Uh, dance? What dance? The dance you and Rocky are going to perform that will remind everyone of all the fun we had as youngsters.
Uh, I don't think that's on my schedule.
[Sonic beeping.]
Nope.
Nothing's up there.
[Chuckles.]
Some things never change.
Dina, she's right.
Nobody said anything about dancing tonight.
[Scoffs.]
Deuce must've forgot to ask! I didn't go gray because I had so many kids.
It's because I married one.
Can't you guys throw something together? Without a choreographer? I don't know about that.
Plus, there's no time to rehearse.
I just don't think it's doable.
But everyone is looking forward to it.
You can't disappoint them.
And when I say, "them," I mean me.
All I do is make babies.
Come on! Give me one good dance! What do you say, CeCe? For old time's sake? I'm game if you are.
Wow, we haven't danced together in a long time.
It'll be fun.
It'll be a blast.
Ooh, I have an idea.
How about we do the Dance number from my first big music video.
Not what I was thinking.
Um, CeCe, you were the only one in that music video.
What am I supposed to do? Enjoy it like everyone else.
[Chuckling.]
As usual, I have a better idea.
How about we do the opening number from my last TV special? I saw that opening.
There's a reason that it was your last TV special.
Wasn't very special.
How dare you! Wasn't Wasn't special? You know, 10 million people watched that show.
Yeah, but how many of them actually liked it? [Indistinct arguing.]
Come on, this is silly.
You're both talented, creative, successful women.
You're right.
She's right.
We don't need to compare ourselves.
Because the good people at the Golden Globes already did.
Winner! Don't make me get my Tony out! Oh! You know what? Forget it! Okay? I'm not dancing with you at the reunion tonight.
Not dancing at the reunion? I'm not even going to the reunion! Well, neither am I.
Have a good life.
- Already have! - [Both fake laugh.]
Uh, maybe you guys can put something together for the 30 year reunion.
Oh, I wonder if it's too late to book Gary Wilde.
Some reunion.
Rocky and CeCe are in a big fight and aren't going to be there.
This reunion is a bigger disaster than President Bieber's plan for a dance-based economy.
We should just stay home.
Stay home? We've stayed home for the last decade.
We're not spending another night in this apartment.
It's claustrophobic, okay? The walls are closing in! There's just not enough oxygen for all these people! Fine, we'll go.
But I'm changing my earrings.
These make me look huge.
I'm still disappointed Rocky and CeCe aren't going to be there.
Deuce Martinez does not disappoint his wife.
Okay, I do, but I don't let other people disappoint her.
[Beeps.]
Phone, activate voice pattern.
Little Angry Mama.
[In Dina's voice.]
Rocky, I'm at the reunion and I'm going into labor! I can't find my dopey, but uncommonly good looking husband.
Come right away.
I'm gonna pop! [Beeps.]
And Dina said this app was a waste of $500.
I can't believe you're missing your reunion.
Dad's flying all the way from Australia.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's only an hour flight.
Look, you still care for Rocky.
Why do you insist on being so childish? I do not.
Do too.
- Do not! Do not! Do not! Do not! - Do too.
L.
J.
, this is a grown-up issue.
You just wouldn't understand.
I know you and Rocky have been friends since you were younger than me.
And I know you can't make new old friends.
You taught me that.
Wow, I'm such a good Mom.
You're okay.
Bottom line, you have to go to that reunion and make up with Rocky.
Or we could go to the toy store.
Don't just sit there, woman! Let's shop! I totally see it.
You do remind me of your Uncle Flynn.
[Phone ringing.]
Hello? Oh, hi, Dina.
[In Dina's voice.]
I'm at the reunion, and I'm in labor.
There's no sign of my Deucie or his chiseled pecs.
Anyway, you've got five minutes to get here before number eight does.
Uh, I'm on my way! Just cross your legs and try not to sneeze! Twenty years and still as pretty as ever.
You thought I was pretty in high school? I mean, I thought I was pretty, but I didn't know you did.
I just can't believe you never married.
Mmm, well, I just never found anyone that could handle the playful way I insult and demoralize them.
What about you, Mr.
Nobody Coffee-Fetcher, hmm? Any love in your life? Uh, you know, it's hard to date with my work schedule.
You know, sometimes I wonder if there's anyone out there who's right for me.
Do you ever wonder if you already met the right person, and you just didn't know it at the time? [Phone rings.]
Got to get this.
It's Flynn.
Hey, Flynn.
Yeah.
You were saying? [Chuckles.]
[Phone rings.]
You didn't think Flynn would let me have just one phone, did you? [Mouthing.]
Hey, Flynn.
Yes, Ty, I do think I might have met the right guy.
I just didn't know it at the time.
Really? Dirty napkins on the floor? Like I don't have enough to clean up at home? [Grunting.]
Why is no one helping this poor woman in labor? You all should be ashamed of yourselves! Ashamed! What are you talking about? Dina! You just called me and said that you were having the baby! Dina, don't worry! I'll find Deuce! - I'm right here.
- Good news, I found Deuce! What is wrong with you guys? Why would you think I was having my baby right now? Well, probably because I called them using my Dina voice app to trick them into coming to the reunion.
I did it for you, Dina.
You conned them for me, Deucie? That was sweet.
You still got it, baby.
No use letting a perfectly good lie go to waste.
What do you say? Dance! Oh, I'll dance.
But not with her.
Fine.
She can go first, and then I'll show everyone how it's supposed to be done.
Oh, no, no, no.
CeCe Jones does not open.
CeCe Jones closes.
[Scoffs.]
Oh, yes, everything but her mouth.
[Indistinct arguing.]
That's it! Stop it! You're both acting like teenagers.
Strike that, you're acting like little babies.
And there's no room at this reunion for babies.
[Yelps.]
Well, maybe room for one baby.
Dina, honey, the fake labor isn't going to work again.
It's not fake! The latest Martinez is fighting its way out! Oh, no! Okay, guys, we need to get her to the hospital.
[Groans.]
No time.
Oh, great! I don't want to have my baby in the middle of a gym again.
All right, well, I did do a year in medical school.
So, CeCe, you're going to have to help me deliver this baby.
[Screaming.]
Okay, fine.
I guess my three years playing a frontier obstetrician on Dr.
CeCe, Medicine Gal is about to pay off.
Let's go! Move, people! She's giving birth! Oh, no! Oh, no [Sobs.]
It's your eighth kid.
Don't you have this down already? You know, a couple of deep breaths, a big push and bang! Another furry Martinez is born.
- Quick! I need water, stat! - She needs water! - I need towels! - She needs towels! - And I need appetizers! - She needs Appetizers? What? I needed a nosh.
I'm hungry.
[Screaming.]
Is she okay? Oh! That's not Dina.
That scream came from Rocky.
I think I figured out why she dropped out of medical school.
Rocky: CeCe, get back in here! I need you! Ooh! Got to go.
Rocky needs me.
Aw, Rocky needs me! It's been so long since I heard that and I never want to go that long without hearing it again.
- Rocky: CeCe, I need you! - Oh, like music to my ears! I'm coming, Rocky! Just breathe.
So, you're going to be a dad again.
How does it feel? [Chuckles.]
Number eight, and it's still the best feeling in the world.
How about you? Any regrets about not settling down, having kids? Ah! I can still do all that.
I'm not too old.
I'm still in my prime.
[Chuckles.]
Oh! [Groaning.]
Okay, I'm not in my prime, but I can still settle down.
Don't wait too long, man.
You don't know what you're missing.
- Congratulations, Deuce.
- You're the proud father of Both: A baby girl! I have a girl? I have a girl! How is she? - Perfect.
10 fingers, 10 toes.
- And two eyebrows! Two eyebrows? The first in the family.
Hey, uh, Tinka.
So, I was thinking So was I.
We've known each other a long time and Yeah, yeah, and neither one of us is No, we're not So, I was just wondering if maybe you'd want to Yes, Ty? [Phone rings.]
[Sighs.]
Yes, Flynn.
What? You want me to drop everything and fly to San Diego right now? I [Sighs.]
It was nice seeing you, Ty.
Hang on.
Hang on.
You know what, little big man? I'm not doing it.
In fact, I'm taking some time off, whether you like it or not.
I'm going to get married! You do want to marry me, right? I'd love to.
But don't you think we should do a trial date first and see how it goes? Works for me.
You know, it's kind of silly that we're not best friends anymore.
We bring out the best in each other and we always have.
And today we brought out a baby! Well, let's not kid ourselves, Rocky.
Dina did most of the work.
I know! She's a pro.
[Sighs.]
I'm really sorry about the way I acted to you before.
- No, CeCe, I'm sorry, I - No, no, no.
I deserved it.
I don't know why we were bickering so much.
I mean, we couldn't even figure out a dance we could do together.
I think it's because we spent the last 20 years being Rocky and CeCe.
Instead of, you know, Rocky-and-CeCe.
Don't you mean CeCe-and-Rocky? - Don't start.
- Sorry.
Hold it.
We ain't going anywhere until you two agree to dance.
I think we can do that.
Ooh! In fact, I know the perfect dance we could do together.
The last dance we ever did on Shake It Up, Chicago.
I love that dance! [Sighs.]
- I just hope I remember all the steps.
- Well, if you don't, just fake it.
That's what I did every week on Shake It Up, Chicago.
Ty, put the desserts down and introduce us.
Okay, everybody.
We've got something you've been waiting 20 years for.
Together again, it's CeCe and Rocky! Yeah, actually, it's Rocky and Sorry, it's not important.
[Chuckles.]
[Crowd cheering.]
[Dance music playing.]
Can you hear the rush? We're taking over.
O-o-o-over, yeah! Futuristic drums are blasting louder.
Futuristic drums are blasting louder.
Louder, yeah.
Shooting through the sky.
Flashes of light.
We're outta sight.
Year 3012 We're coming for ya.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody move to the beat of your heart.
Dancing through infinity beyond the stars.
There's no looking back because here we come.
The future sounds! Oh, the future sounds like us.
We're taking off at the speed of light.
Blowing through your speakers from the satellites.
What you're gonna hear is not what it was.
The future sounds.
Oh, the future sounds like us.
5-4-3-2-1.
We're countin' down.
Down.
The future is now.
Everybody move to the beat of your heart.
Dancing through infinity beyond the stars.
There's no looking back because here we come.
The future sounds.
Oh, the future sounds like us.
[All groaning.]
That was harder than I remember! This has been really great, getting the whole gang back together.
Yeah, we should do it again soon.
Well, we just talked to our agents and in a few months, you guys can all come to New York for the opening of our Broadway show "Two girls, four legs, and one unforgettable night".
We're still working on the title.
The important thing is that Rocky and I get to dance together again.
Every single day.
Hey, mom.
L.
J.
, what are you doing here you're supposed to be with Grandma Georgia? Dad picked me up just in time, Grandma was about to cook.
- Your dads here? - Eh, everybody! Logan! Logan honey, you made it.
Mwah! Oh, sorry I missed the reunion, how was it? It was great, Dina had her baby, and Rocky and I helped deliver it.
Zam! I know I've said this like a million times but I'm going to say it again I still can't believe those two ended up together.