That's So Raven (2003) s03e20 Episode Script

So, Eddie, you're going to take Chantel to that little basketball dinner thingy? Yeah, it's the perfect date.
I get a trophy, Chantel can eat whatever she wants, and I don't have to pay for it.
Hey, snookey puss! I was just talking about you.
I missed you, cookie lips.
I missed you, too.
It's been a whole 7 minutes.
So do you have something to ask me? I don't think so.
Aren't you going to ask me to the basketball dinner? Why? You know you're gonna do.
You're my girl.
I know, but still, it's nice to be asked.
That's stupid.
No, he didn't! Now I'm stupid? Yes, he did.
Wh wh no, no, no.
See, I didn't mean that you were stupid.
I just meant the way you think was stupid.
That didn't come out right.
You know what? You can forget about me going to that basketball dinner with you because we are over.
Well, it ain't over till I say it's over.
Now it's over! No, no, no.
Eddie, Eddie, go get her.
You don't mean that.
No, I've had it with Chantel.
I mean, being with her is like being with a roller coaster.
I'm up.
I'm down.
I'm happy.
I'm sad.
I mean, I just can't take it anymore, guys.
I've got to get off of this ride.
I've got emotion sickness.
Poor Eddie.
I've never seen him so miserable.
Eddie, we need to talk.
I want to get back with you.
Thank you, Chantel! I'm so happy! Chels, I just had a vision.
Chantel wants to get back with Eddie.
He was so happy.
That's great.
No, it isn't! No! You remember what comes after happy Sad! Up and down! Remember? Yeah.
Yes.
So it is up to us to keep him off that roller coaster.
We cannot let Eddie get back with Chantel.
Right, right, right.
We have to protect him from that kind of Joy.
Exactly.
Yep, that's me.
Hey, how are you holding up with the whole Chantel thing? Well, I have my good days, and I have my bad days.
You broke up an hour ago, dude.
Yeah, I guess I'm still not off of that roller coaster.
Hey, there's Laurie.
I gotta go ask when the history assignment's due.
I'll holla' at y'all.
Bye.
Hey, guys, have you seen Eddie? I really need to talk to him.
That'll make him so happy.
Haven't seen him.
There he is talking to Laurie.
What do you think they're talking about? I don't know, but you know, they do have History together.
History? With my cookie lips? I know.
All I know is he better not be asking her out to that basketball dinner.
Well, girl, they could be talking about anything, 'cause, you know, you two are over.
If he thought we were over before, wait until he sees how over we are now.
Get him, girl.
Go get him.
Show him! Rae, Rae, I think you gave Chantel the wrong idea about Eddie and Laurie.
Ok, Chels, listen.
I am not proud of myself.
And you and I both know that I hate to meddle, but I did it for Eddie.
Wait a minute.
You love to meddle! I mean, if there was a gold medal for meddling, you'd win the blue ribbon.
Wait a minute.
No, that doesn't make sense.
No, you wouldn't win a ribbon for meddling.
You'd win a ribbon for ribboning.
Duh.
Rae? Rae? Raven? Ok, look.
This is my house, not yours.
So go home and get a life.
Cory, that's no way to talk to people.
Trust me, dad.
He's no people.
That's no way to talk to a dog, either.
Hey, little fella.
Who do you belong to? I don't know.
He followed me home from school.
Hiya, Lionel! How was your day today? Ok, look.
No offense, but I'm more of a rat person, ok? So it's been fun, but don't let the door hit your tail on the way out.
Cory! You just can't turn him out on the streets.
Besides, he's got a collar, so obviously he belongs to someone.
We need to start putting up signs that say "dog found.
" Or we could wait till someone puts up a sign that says "big reward.
" Cory, start making the signs.
I'm gonna give the fella a little treat.
Here you go, boy.
Here you go! My special fresh roast beef.
You got a beef with my beef? Ok, dog found.
Small.
Black and white.
Scruffy.
Hey, look, you're scruffy.
Face it.
Look, I'm just trying to describe you so I can get rid of you.
Come on.
Don't give me that look.
There's nothing you can do that's going to make me change my mind.
Nice try.
That was pretty cute.
Hey, you're pretty smart, too! But, look, we have to do this, all right? Let's take a picture to put on the flyers.
Ready? Ok, smile.
That was awesome.
All righty.
When your owner sees that, they're gonna run right over here And take you.
Take you away from me.
Come on.
No, no.
I don't stop.
You're going home.
You're not breaking me down.
I don't care how cute and and sweet and adorable you are.
Yes, you are so cute! Rae, there's Chantel and Eddie.
Hello, Eddie.
Hi, Chantel.
Eddie, we need to talk.
That's what she said in my vision! They're gonna get back together, Chels.
Man, I was trying to keep him off that roller coaster.
Hey, I've been waiting on this, baby.
You're cutting it a little close this time.
The dinner's tomorrow.
I know, and I'm going with Tyrone Sands.
Tyrone? You don't need to ride with Tyrone Sands 'cause, you know, my mama can drive all 3 of us.
No! Tyrone is my date.
He asked you? No, I asked him.
Wha Well, then you both are out of the carpool then.
You ok, Eddie? No, Rae! She's going to the dinner with Tyrone Sands.
Yes, yes! You're finally off that roller coaster.
What are you talking about? This is bad.
No, it isn't! Tyrone Sands Let me tell you.
Now, he is fine.
Now there is no chance of her coming back! There you go! Why you guys doing this to me? Because it's what you wanted.
Yeah, you said you couldn't take it anymore.
You guys believed me? Yeah.
Yeah.
Chantel and I break up at least once a week, and twice on a good week.
It's part of our relationship, guys.
We never break up for good.
But, Eddie, what about all of this? Yeah! I live for all of this! I just can't believe we're not getting back together.
I just wish I knew what went wrong this time.
Hey, hey, Eddie.
How you doing? How do you think I'm doing? Why!? Eddie, stop torturing yourself.
I'm just trying to get my math book.
I forgot my pen! No.
No! Take mine, please.
Ok.
Chels, this is worse than I thought.
We have to keep his mind off Chantel.
I'm on it.
Ok.
Hey, Eddie.
Hi.
Don't think about Chantel.
Don't think about Chantel.
Don't think about Hey, Chantel.
Man, she is with Tyrone! I can't show my face at that dinner, guys.
Eddie, you are on the team.
You're gonna get an award.
You have to go.
No, it's gonna be humiliating.
All my boys are gonna see my girl with some other guy.
Then get another girl.
I can't find another date at the last minute, Rae.
Chantel did.
Sorry.
Why don't you take one of us? Yeah.
Everyone knows you guys are my best friends.
That's pathetic.
I guess they can just mail me my award.
Chels, Eddie has to go to that dinner.
We have to find him a date.
I don't know, Rae.
It sounds like we're meddling agian.
We meddled him into this.
We've gotta meddle him on out.
Cory, what are you doing? Check this out.
I taught him a new trick.
Ok, boy, show me the $1.
00 bill.
Good boy.
Ok, he got lucky.
Ok, boy, show me the $10 bill.
Ok, he's good.
Yeah.
I named him Gary.
Gary? Why Gary? That's my accountant's name.
You have a Forget it.
Look, can you explain to me how these flyers ended up in the garbage? What? Did you hear that, Gary? People are tearing your flyers down and throwing them away! Son, I found these in our garbage.
All right, I admit it.
I don't want Gary to be found.
I love him.
He's the greatest dog ever.
Cory, Gary's not your dog.
But he's loyal, he's loving, and he has a great nose for business.
And he belongs to someone else.
Look, how would you feel if someone found Lionel and then didn't want to give him back to you? Yeah, ok.
I'll go hang these up.
Thank you.
Where does Cory get all this cash? Excuse me, sir.
I came to retrieve my pooch Shakespeare.
He lost his tags.
And I lost him.
Nice try, Cory, but you can't keep the dog.
Actually, my name is Chauncey.
And I must insist that you relinquish Shakespeare at once.
Cory, stop the nonsense.
I mean, except for the bad wig, it's a good disguise.
But come on, where'd you get this wig? Did you, like, glue it on or something? Unhand me, sir! Dad, what are you doing to that kid? Nothing, Cory.
Cory?! I'm so sorry.
I thought you were my son.
Is this the way you treat your son? No, no! Cory Chauncey is here to get his dog.
How do I even know it's his? Shakespeare, come.
Gary, come Gary, come back.
Gary? Ok.
I guess he does belong to you.
Well, this certainly explains why he followed you home.
You two look exactly alike.
I don't look nothing like that kid.
I share the same sentiments almost exactly.
At any rate, I thank you and bid you both good day.
Cory, you did the right thing.
Yeah, I know.
Gonna be ok? Yeah.
Hey, think I could teach Lionel how to count money? I don't see why not.
You taught him how to play poker.
Well, Julie, you'll be going to the basketball dinner with suddenly available Edward Thomas.
You can't go? Why not? How swollen is it? Well, that's it for girls "a" through "z.
" Let's try the Greek alphabet.
Chels, no! I feel awful.
I know.
Eddie's gonna miss his entire dinner, and it was all our fault.
N no, maybe not.
Let's call Eddie and tell him he can go with my distant cousin, who just happens to be flying in from the deep south.
Raven, why didn't you tell me that before we made all these phone calls? Because I just thought of it.
Chels, Eddie's gonna go to the dinner with little ol' me.
Chelsea? What are you doing here? I got a job as a waitress.
You know, to keep an eye on things.
What things? Cheese puff? Chels, I'm So, where's my date? She's in the bathroom putting on her face.
That's just an expression.
I know, Chels.
Ok.
Well, my date better get here soon.
I mean, I don't want Chantel to come, you know, walking through the door and catch me standing here with my hands in my pockets.
Ok, well, then you can hold this, and I'll go check on your date.
Chelsea! Chelsea! Hey, Chels! Hey, girl! So? So what do you think? The eyes, the skin tone, the fake nose.
Look.
You think Eddie will buy it? I i don't know.
Which are you selling? Just go tell Eddie that his date is here, ok? Ok.
Thanks.
Ok, I'll trade you the cheese puffs for your date.
Well! Is anybody lookin' for little ol'me? Eddie, this is Sayonce.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Hey! Well, I'm Edward.
Charmed, I'm sure.
Yeah, for sure.
So, you're Raven's cousin? I don't see the resemblance.
Good.
So, Edward It looks like supper is bein' served.
Would you escort a lady to the table? I will not only escort you, but I will walk you there.
Come on now.
Hey, Chantel.
I would like for you to meet my date.
This is Sayonce.
So when did you and Eddie meet? Well, it wasn't 5 minutes ago, if that's what you were thinking.
Well, I wasn't, but now I'm thinking that it was.
All right, everyone! Soup's on.
Chicken noodle.
And it smells delicious.
May I offer you some fresh ground pepper? Why, thank you kindly.
Ok.
Waitress? Yoo-waitress.
Chelsea! Chels! Rae, your nose.
Yeah, I know.
It's in Chantel's soup.
Ok, I'm on it.
Thank you.
Can I help you? Yeah.
See, we're running a little low on soup, so I'm gonna have to take some of yours back.
There you go.
Is everything ok, Sayonce? Everything is right as rain.
Well You got a little Darling, you you just a little bit of Well, don't be shy, Eddie.
I love to dance.
Tyrone, we're dancing.
Now, remember why we're here.
We're trying to make Eddie jealous, so act like you like me, ok? Eddie, I'm havin' a delightful time.
Yeah, me, too.
Hey, if I tell you something, you promise you won't get insulted? I know, Edward.
You still have feelings for your ex-girlfriend.
No, you got a big, nasty noodle hanging from your nose.
What? Tyrone! You're even smoother on the dance floor than you are on the court! Let me show you how we do it down here in San Francisco.
Look, i i can't do this anymore.
No, Edward.
Go ahead.
You are a fine dancer in your own way.
No, look Can I be honest again? Another noodle? But No.
You were right the first time.
I just Can't stop thinking about Chantel.
It's not you.
You were great.
Ok, this is not working.
I'm gonna have to get my man back the old fashioned way.
Pardon me.
My bad.
She trippin'.
On the contrary, darlin'.
My bad.
No, I said it was my bad.
I guess it was her bad.
Rae! Raven?! Eddie, what's going on? Well, I didn't put her up to this, if that's what you were thinking.
Well, I wasn't, but now I'm thinking you did.
Listen, this is all my fault.
Rae, what were you thinking? I was thinking I wanted you to have a special night tonight.
Well, I'm especially gonna remember it now that it's the most embarrassing night of my life.
Eddie! That is so selfish.
Technically, it's Raven's most embarrassing night.
Look, we all know that we're embarrassed, ok? And I shouldn't have meddled.
But even though I did, Chantel Even though Eddie was out with me tonight, all he could think about was you.
Really? Yeah, I really miss my snookey puss.
I missed you, too, cookie lips.
Let's never break up again, ok? Yeah, and if you do, don't tell nobody.
Give me a minute, a'ight? Rae, Chels, I really want to thank you guys.
I mean, I know you went through a lot just so I could have a good time tonight.
Hey, you would've done it for us.
Yeah, you know, 'cause that's what friends do.
They put on a fake nose, a fake wig, you know, and meddle into each other's lives.
Well, at least that's what we do.
Cookie lips Coming, snookey puss.
Hey, I love you guys.
Well, Eddie's back with Chantel.
Yeah, you know what that means.
Yep.
Hey, dad.
Hey, son.
How was Chauncey's birthday party? It was really good, and he had a really cool petting zoo.
Well, I'm glad you two are becoming friends.
Yeah.
You're never gonna guess who followed me home.
No.
Not Gary Shakespeare.
Nope, nope.
Shakespeare's friend.
Come here.
Dad, may I introduce to you Lorenzo llama! A llama? A llama followed you home? Get him out.
Yeah, but I taught him a trick! Get him out! He can count to 100.
Out! Out! Out! Out! Out! He gave you a kiss!