Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e21 Episode Script
Marceline's Closet
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [WATER DRIPPING, ECHOING.]
Do you think it's right for Marceline to invite us to jam without Princess and Beemo? It's just a jam sesh.
Is that what you're gonna jam with? Yeah, man.
Balloon music is the future.
Listen.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING.]
[RAPPING.]
Shake your extremities Shake your extremities All your arms and knees I want 'em shakin', baby, please Baby, shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for free Now make some bills, make duck bills Make 'em ill, quack me up - [QUACKS.]
- With some yolks I like girls who know the ropes I like girls who can cope with the futuristic sound of balloon music Pretty good.
I don't think you've mastered it yet.
Well, duh.
I just started.
Oh, dude.
Here's a note.
What's it say? "Hey, guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back.
Blee bloo blop.
Don't go in my house.
" - That's it? - Yeah.
Just "don't go in my house" in all caps -- written in blood.
Hmm.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING.]
What are you doing? Eliminating desire from my heart.
It helps pass the time.
Come on.
I can't do that.
Let's play cloud hunt 'til she gets here.
No, man, I got a mental block with cloud hunt.
Yeah, that's what makes it awesome -- 'cause I know I'll win.
Oh, what?! Bring it on, brother! Now, explain the rules, 'cause I forget.
Okay.
I count to 10 and you go hide somewhere.
Then I got to try to find you.
You can hide you can hide anywhere in here.
Anywhere in here.
But Marcy's house is off-limits, because she said so, okay? - Got it.
Okay, I'm gonna start counting.
Ready? Yes.
Go! One two three four five four Over the mountain the ominous cloud, coming to cover the land in a shroud.
Hide in a bushel, a basement, a cave, but when cloud comes a-huntin', no one's a-save! No -- safe.
Cloud hunt gotcha! Huh.
Hmm.
Aha! [WATER SPLASHING.]
Jake! Get out of there! Marceline's gonna kill you! Jake! I know this isn't a mirror! What the -- You're doing it wrong, even! Get out! Get out! [CAT DOOR OPENS.]
Dude, get out of there! She's gonna kill us! She could be home any minute! Did you read the note?! I mean, you read the note! You told it to me! [RUSTLING.]
[GASPS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNIFFS.]
Smells like sourdough in here.
She's gonna kill us! Once she finds out, she's gonna tie us up and eat us like a spider! You don't think I know that? Hurmmmmm.
We'll wait for the right moment and sneak out, right under her big, fat caboose.
Okay, man.
I can do this.
[GRUNTING.]
Shh! Here she comes! - Here she comes! - Shh! Shhh! [SNIFFS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNIFFS.]
Huh.
[DOOR CLOSES, TOILET LID CLUNKS.]
[ZIPPER OPENS.]
[LIQUID SPLASHING.]
Let's get outta here! [DOOR CREAKS.]
[SPLASHING STOPS, RESUMES.]
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[SPLASHING STOPS.]
MARCELINE: Hello? [TOILET FLUSHES.]
She didn't wash hands! Is someone here? [SNIFFS.]
[SNIFFING.]
That's what stinks! Where are those dweebs? [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
[RINGING.]
[TELEPHONE RINGING.]
[ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS.]
- FINN: This is Jake! - JAKE: And this is Finn! [BOTH LAUGH.]
BOTH: We're not home right now, so [BOTH LAUGH.]
[BOTH LAUGH.]
leave a message! [MUFFLED LAUGHTER.]
Shh.
BOTH: leave a message! [BEEP.]
Uh y-yeah.
Hey, you guys.
Are you still coming over? It's jam time, so, like, call me, 'Kay?? [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
[SHORTS.]
[SNAPS FINGERS.]
[SPLAT.]
[RUSTLING.]
[RUSTLING, PAPER CRINKLES.]
Whatcha doin'? Turn around.
When she gets this, she'll leave and we can escape.
Brilliant! But how's it gonna work? I'll fly the paper as an airplane down the bedroom ladder.
It'll triple-barrel-roll past the kitchen, open the fridge and cook some eggs, then eat the eggs and unfold itself as it lays on the carpet in front of Marceline's door.
Yeah, yeah! Awesome! Yeah! [SIZZLING.]
[PAN CLATTERS.]
No! Nu-- nuts! [SIGHS.]
Well, if they're not gonna show up, then I'll just work on my own stuff, I guess.
[BASS PLAYS.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Take one for new concept album based on 500 years of my journal entries.
So here's some preliminary notes.
I I want to make this the most emotional album ever -- so private and secret that I'll never let anyone hear.
This is so wrong.
No one can ever hear it! Ever! [DRUMBEAT PLAYS.]
Take one.
Hello, journal, it's me It's been a while since we talked about my life and stuff Let's start with my feelings about my friends I' Oh, Wait I' I don't have friends We've crossed the line! I'm getting out of here, man! Yeah! Do it! MARCELINE: Because they don't know what it's like to live forever and forget who you even are and what you think about anything How can anyone relate to me when they cannot see what I [HISSES.]
My vampire eyes see only blood-red skies Blood-red skies make tears inside that I always hide So I walk alone Pin? my mental home - Wha-- What's it doing? I can't let on [BOTH GASP.]
[CRASH.]
Shh! Shh-shh-shh-shh! Oh, What?! What happened?! Ugh! [HISSES.]
Where are you?! Oh, there you are.
My broom.
[SIGHS.]
Ugh.
Stupid thing.
Get No! Stupid! Argh! Ugggh! Euggggh! [FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER SPLASHES.]
- Is it safe? - I don't know, man.
Go scope the scene.
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
[MUSIC DISTORTS.]
What happened, man? I'm not going back out there.
Well what do you mean? What happened? Bro? [HAIR DRYER WHIRRING.]
[WHIRRING STOPS.]
[YAWNS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNORING.]
Hmmmmm [SNORING CONTINUES.]
MARCELINE: Hmm.
[CHOMPS.]
- Is she awake? - Why are you talking?! I'm wondering if she's awake.
Well, if she's awake, she can definitely hear you talking! I'm whispering! Well, now we're both quietly screaming! MARCELINE: I can hear both of you.
Disguise yourself, fool! [SWITCH CLICKS.]
What are you bozos doing in my lair? Dude, I think she sees us.
What the Dude! You shape-changed to look like me?! - Yeah.
- MARCELINE: Hey! Exsssplain yourselves.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
We were playing hide-and-seek in your closet, and you came home, so we hid in there all day.
We saw everything.
And, oh, glob! I mean, whatever you do to us, I just want to say we're sorry! So sorry! Okay.
Apology accepted.
What?! I hide in your house all the time.
Anyways, no hard feelings, guys.
See you soon.
[SNIFFS.]
[HOOTING IN DISTANCE.]
Marceline? Jake?! [SHOWER WATER RUNNING.]
Jake! Hm'? Hey, man, did -- [BOTH SCREAM.]
[HOOTS.]
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [WATER DRIPPING, ECHOING.]
Do you think it's right for Marceline to invite us to jam without Princess and Beemo? It's just a jam sesh.
Is that what you're gonna jam with? Yeah, man.
Balloon music is the future.
Listen.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING.]
[RAPPING.]
Shake your extremities Shake your extremities All your arms and knees I want 'em shakin', baby, please Baby, shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for me Shake your eyes for free Now make some bills, make duck bills Make 'em ill, quack me up - [QUACKS.]
- With some yolks I like girls who know the ropes I like girls who can cope with the futuristic sound of balloon music Pretty good.
I don't think you've mastered it yet.
Well, duh.
I just started.
Oh, dude.
Here's a note.
What's it say? "Hey, guys, I had to run out, but I'll be back.
Blee bloo blop.
Don't go in my house.
" - That's it? - Yeah.
Just "don't go in my house" in all caps -- written in blood.
Hmm.
[BALLOON SQUEAKING.]
What are you doing? Eliminating desire from my heart.
It helps pass the time.
Come on.
I can't do that.
Let's play cloud hunt 'til she gets here.
No, man, I got a mental block with cloud hunt.
Yeah, that's what makes it awesome -- 'cause I know I'll win.
Oh, what?! Bring it on, brother! Now, explain the rules, 'cause I forget.
Okay.
I count to 10 and you go hide somewhere.
Then I got to try to find you.
You can hide you can hide anywhere in here.
Anywhere in here.
But Marcy's house is off-limits, because she said so, okay? - Got it.
Okay, I'm gonna start counting.
Ready? Yes.
Go! One two three four five four Over the mountain the ominous cloud, coming to cover the land in a shroud.
Hide in a bushel, a basement, a cave, but when cloud comes a-huntin', no one's a-save! No -- safe.
Cloud hunt gotcha! Huh.
Hmm.
Aha! [WATER SPLASHING.]
Jake! Get out of there! Marceline's gonna kill you! Jake! I know this isn't a mirror! What the -- You're doing it wrong, even! Get out! Get out! [CAT DOOR OPENS.]
Dude, get out of there! She's gonna kill us! She could be home any minute! Did you read the note?! I mean, you read the note! You told it to me! [RUSTLING.]
[GASPS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNIFFS.]
Smells like sourdough in here.
She's gonna kill us! Once she finds out, she's gonna tie us up and eat us like a spider! You don't think I know that? Hurmmmmm.
We'll wait for the right moment and sneak out, right under her big, fat caboose.
Okay, man.
I can do this.
[GRUNTING.]
Shh! Here she comes! - Here she comes! - Shh! Shhh! [SNIFFS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNIFFS.]
Huh.
[DOOR CLOSES, TOILET LID CLUNKS.]
[ZIPPER OPENS.]
[LIQUID SPLASHING.]
Let's get outta here! [DOOR CREAKS.]
[SPLASHING STOPS, RESUMES.]
[DOOR CREAKS.]
[SPLASHING STOPS.]
MARCELINE: Hello? [TOILET FLUSHES.]
She didn't wash hands! Is someone here? [SNIFFS.]
[SNIFFING.]
That's what stinks! Where are those dweebs? [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
[RINGING.]
[TELEPHONE RINGING.]
[ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS.]
- FINN: This is Jake! - JAKE: And this is Finn! [BOTH LAUGH.]
BOTH: We're not home right now, so [BOTH LAUGH.]
[BOTH LAUGH.]
leave a message! [MUFFLED LAUGHTER.]
Shh.
BOTH: leave a message! [BEEP.]
Uh y-yeah.
Hey, you guys.
Are you still coming over? It's jam time, so, like, call me, 'Kay?? [CELLPHONE BEEPS.]
[SHORTS.]
[SNAPS FINGERS.]
[SPLAT.]
[RUSTLING.]
[RUSTLING, PAPER CRINKLES.]
Whatcha doin'? Turn around.
When she gets this, she'll leave and we can escape.
Brilliant! But how's it gonna work? I'll fly the paper as an airplane down the bedroom ladder.
It'll triple-barrel-roll past the kitchen, open the fridge and cook some eggs, then eat the eggs and unfold itself as it lays on the carpet in front of Marceline's door.
Yeah, yeah! Awesome! Yeah! [SIZZLING.]
[PAN CLATTERS.]
No! Nu-- nuts! [SIGHS.]
Well, if they're not gonna show up, then I'll just work on my own stuff, I guess.
[BASS PLAYS.]
[CLEARS THROAT.]
Take one for new concept album based on 500 years of my journal entries.
So here's some preliminary notes.
I I want to make this the most emotional album ever -- so private and secret that I'll never let anyone hear.
This is so wrong.
No one can ever hear it! Ever! [DRUMBEAT PLAYS.]
Take one.
Hello, journal, it's me It's been a while since we talked about my life and stuff Let's start with my feelings about my friends I' Oh, Wait I' I don't have friends We've crossed the line! I'm getting out of here, man! Yeah! Do it! MARCELINE: Because they don't know what it's like to live forever and forget who you even are and what you think about anything How can anyone relate to me when they cannot see what I [HISSES.]
My vampire eyes see only blood-red skies Blood-red skies make tears inside that I always hide So I walk alone Pin? my mental home - Wha-- What's it doing? I can't let on [BOTH GASP.]
[CRASH.]
Shh! Shh-shh-shh-shh! Oh, What?! What happened?! Ugh! [HISSES.]
Where are you?! Oh, there you are.
My broom.
[SIGHS.]
Ugh.
Stupid thing.
Get No! Stupid! Argh! Ugggh! Euggggh! [FAUCET SQUEAKS, WATER SPLASHES.]
- Is it safe? - I don't know, man.
Go scope the scene.
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
[MUSIC DISTORTS.]
What happened, man? I'm not going back out there.
Well what do you mean? What happened? Bro? [HAIR DRYER WHIRRING.]
[WHIRRING STOPS.]
[YAWNS.]
[SWITCH CLICKS.]
[SNORING.]
Hmmmmm [SNORING CONTINUES.]
MARCELINE: Hmm.
[CHOMPS.]
- Is she awake? - Why are you talking?! I'm wondering if she's awake.
Well, if she's awake, she can definitely hear you talking! I'm whispering! Well, now we're both quietly screaming! MARCELINE: I can hear both of you.
Disguise yourself, fool! [SWITCH CLICKS.]
What are you bozos doing in my lair? Dude, I think she sees us.
What the Dude! You shape-changed to look like me?! - Yeah.
- MARCELINE: Hey! Exsssplain yourselves.
[EXHALES DEEPLY.]
We were playing hide-and-seek in your closet, and you came home, so we hid in there all day.
We saw everything.
And, oh, glob! I mean, whatever you do to us, I just want to say we're sorry! So sorry! Okay.
Apology accepted.
What?! I hide in your house all the time.
Anyways, no hard feelings, guys.
See you soon.
[SNIFFS.]
[HOOTING IN DISTANCE.]
Marceline? Jake?! [SHOWER WATER RUNNING.]
Jake! Hm'? Hey, man, did -- [BOTH SCREAM.]
[HOOTS.]
Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree