Clarence US (2014) s03e21 Episode Script
Just Wait in the Car
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
But But I I was just trying to help, and she just went right [Sighs.]
It was an accident.
[Sighs.]
Clarence, you can't just go around biting everybody that makes you unhappy.
But she cut you.
- Next in line, please.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh.
Um - I just need my Cheddar Puffs.
Ahh [Sighs.]
She was really mad.
I thought she was gonna kill the both of us.
[Chuckles.]
But, uh, but you have to learn to use your words, not your teeth! - Keep your chompers to yourself.
- Sorry.
[Mom talking indistinctly.]
[Chuckles.]
Hey, hey, there you are.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
- I've been here.
Yeah, I know, I'm here, but I don't see you.
- Hi.
Hi, guy.
- Are you waving? [Chuckles.]
Hello.
What? Wait.
What? Where are you going, dude?! I brought cash! - Clarence, are you listening? - Yes! Look, I got a lot of errands to run, so why don't you just wait in the car till I'm done? What Wait in the car?! But the car's so boring! What? No way! The car is so fun! But I don't wanna! I want to stay with you! Please, Clarence.
I'm gonna be, like, two seconds.
The windows are cracked.
H-Hey, if you're really good, I'll take you to Burrito Junction.
How's that sound? - [Gasps.]
Burrito Junction! - Yeah, that's right.
Choo-choo! All aboard! Hoo-hoo! [Chuckles.]
Okay, well, don't forget about me! Don't forget me! Hmm.
Guess I could take a nap.
[Groans.]
Too tight.
[Grunts.]
[Sighs.]
[Groaning.]
[Gasps.]
[Thud.]
Hmm.
[Chuckles.]
[Laughing.]
[Horn honking.]
[Car alarm blaring.]
Aah! Oh, no! Oh, which button is it? Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! [Air blasting.]
[Shivering.]
[Car alarm chirps.]
[Screaming.]
Oh.
Clarence, come on! [Chuckles.]
Oops.
[Sighs.]
[Gasps.]
Hey, little guy.
Look at you, flapping around.
[Music.]
Hmm.
Oh.
Belson.
[Muffled.]
Belson! Belson! Belson, look! There's a butterfly in my car! Belson! Belson, are you gonna help Mommy with the bags? Oh, you're so helpful, Belson.
Hi, Mrs.
Belson! I think you've earned some ice cream for being so patient.
[Groans.]
Hey, hon.
Thanks for holding down the fort.
Mom, look! Look at the butterfly! - What's that, hon? - Aw! You missed it! Guess what I saw Belson, and then I saw, um, his mom, and I thought that maybe if Belson and his mom, if they saw me, they could see the butterfly, too.
Uh-huh.
That's nice, dear.
Huh.
I thought I got two cartons of that red glitter.
Ah, darn.
All right, watch out, hon.
Let's see I've got the bills, post office, got to pick up that dry cleaning.
Seems doable.
[Tires screech.]
- Well, no, it's my spot! - Okay, time for our next stop.
[Indistinct arguing.]
Hey, you two! Think you're tough? Why don't you come and fight me, you babies! Aah! - Get out of here, Grandma.
- I got this, grandma! Wow.
[Chuckles.]
So angry.
[Music.]
[Tires screech.]
All right, hon, this stop should be pretty quick.
I'll just be a sec.
You stay in the car, all right? I'll be right back.
[Gasps.]
Again?! But I did that last time.
You just told me all about the great things you saw waiting in the car.
When I come back, I want you to tell me about three special things you saw, all right? Three? And then, we'll go to Burrito Junction! [Gasps.]
Hurry up! Burrito Junction! Promise? Yes, of course.
It's a deal, all right? I'll just be a minute.
Remember three things! [Dog panting.]
Mhm? Who left a dog in a car? You shouldn't do that.
[Gasps.]
[Chuckles.]
Hi, buddy.
Are you a hungry boy? [Barking.]
What's that? Little Jimmy's stuck in the well? [Chuckles.]
I'm just kidding.
I'll get you some food.
I think I got a little something.
Hmm.
[Grunts, gasps.]
[Barks.]
Old boy like barbecue sauce? [Grunts.]
How about old crackers? Old 'cado? Gosh.
For a hero dog, you sure aren't a good catcher.
Yes.
[Chomps.]
There you go, Old Yeller.
Everybody likes a chicken nugget.
All right, hon, what'd I say? Pretty quick, huh? Huh? Okay.
Mom! Look! That dog is my friend.
Yeah, we're making some real progress here.
Mom, Mom! I saw way more than three things while you were gone.
First, I saw a car Hold on, Clarence.
Let me think for a second.
- Then I saw a dog.
- Ah, darn it! Maybe I bit off a little more than I can chew.
And then and then I saw some chicken nuggets in the crack in the seat.
They were really buried in there, but I got them out.
- Hey! Are you listening? - Oh, uh, yeah, of course, hon.
Mom's just got a lot on her plate today, all right? Can you be a good trouper for me just a little longer? [Grumbles.]
- Okay.
- Okay, great.
So, I got this, one more thing, and good.
[Barking.]
[Music.]
- Okay, last stop! - You doing okay back there? - Yes.
- Doing great, trouper.
I'll be right back, and then we're going to Burrito Junction! Choo-choo! [Woman whistling, music plays on headphones.]
Whoa.
[Chuckles.]
That's weird.
[Birds chirping.]
[Gasps.]
Wha? Hmm? No.
What is that? [Gasps.]
[Chirping continues.]
Ohh! [Gasps.]
What the [Chirping.]
[Whistling.]
[Gasps.]
No, stop! There's a bird! There's a baby bird! No! [Whimpers.]
[Chirping.]
[Gasps.]
You're alive! [Muffled.]
Wait! Excuse me! [Humming.]
- Hey! - Huaah! Help me! Ugh! Kids.
No! Wait! Come back! [Groans.]
Got to do something.
Can't leave the car.
Hmm.
Mm Hmm.
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
Almost done.
Almost done.
Don't worry, baby bird.
I'll save you! Careful.
Careful Yes! [Clatter.]
Oh.
[Chirping.]
Hmm.
Dang.
[Rattling.]
Hmm? [Music.]
Oh! Excuse me! Ma'am! Hey, lady! Hey, stop! Stop! Nooooo! [Thud.]
Hmm? [Grunting.]
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
What's going on here?! [Gasps.]
Sorry, Mom.
I had to save the baby bird.
[Chirping.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, Clarence! Oh, heavens.
What was that? - Here.
Let me get that for you.
- Oh, thank you.
[Chirping.]
Oh, Clarence, I didn't see.
I've been so busy today, I didn't even notice.
[Birds chirping.]
Hey, are we gonna help this baby bird or what? - [Chuckles.]
Okay.
- All right, now, easy does it.
Remember, you don't want to touch a baby bird, right? Okay.
- Scoop it.
- Easy.
Okay.
Easy.
Good job! Operation Baby Bird complete! [Bird shrieks.]
Uh-oh.
- Ow! Get in the car! - Angry bird! - Time to go! - Run! Angry bird! [Train whistle blows.]
We're here! Clarence? You sure you just want to stay in the car? Um yeah.
Okay, well, I'll I'll get some food, - and we'll we'll eat out here.
- Thanks, Mom.
[Train whistle blows.]
[Music.]
We got one Burrito Boxcar special.
Imagine a place that runs on tracks Delivering food and golden snacks You and the trains that "chew-chew" At Burrito Junction Welcome to Burrito Junction.
I'd like to get two of the specials to go, please.
[Grunting.]
[Glass shatters.]
[Chuckles.]
Whoa.
Aaaaah! [Grunts.]
[Gasps.]
- Choo-choo! Who's hungry? - Oh! I am! [Gasps, chuckles.]
You got the extra caboose sauce! Mm-hmm.
Just the way you like it.
So, what's going on out there? Oh.
That guy threw his keys, and he can't find them.
Look! That guy's picking his nose.
Ew.
Think he's digging for gold in there or what? - [Laughs.]
Gross! - [Laughing.]
Oh, man! That lady over there's walking her cat in a stroller! [Both chuckle.]
- Poor thing.
- Hey! It's Ms.
Shoop! [Horn honking.]
Get out of the way! Come on! Hey! Don't run over the Bradster! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't tell me how to drive.
I know how to drive.
Oh.
[Grunting.]
Oh.
What do we got here? Oh, there's a bean in here.
Back on my head you go.
- Whoa! - Uh huh.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
But But I I was just trying to help, and she just went right [Sighs.]
It was an accident.
[Sighs.]
Clarence, you can't just go around biting everybody that makes you unhappy.
But she cut you.
- Next in line, please.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Oh.
Um - I just need my Cheddar Puffs.
Ahh [Sighs.]
She was really mad.
I thought she was gonna kill the both of us.
[Chuckles.]
But, uh, but you have to learn to use your words, not your teeth! - Keep your chompers to yourself.
- Sorry.
[Mom talking indistinctly.]
[Chuckles.]
Hey, hey, there you are.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
- I've been here.
Yeah, I know, I'm here, but I don't see you.
- Hi.
Hi, guy.
- Are you waving? [Chuckles.]
Hello.
What? Wait.
What? Where are you going, dude?! I brought cash! - Clarence, are you listening? - Yes! Look, I got a lot of errands to run, so why don't you just wait in the car till I'm done? What Wait in the car?! But the car's so boring! What? No way! The car is so fun! But I don't wanna! I want to stay with you! Please, Clarence.
I'm gonna be, like, two seconds.
The windows are cracked.
H-Hey, if you're really good, I'll take you to Burrito Junction.
How's that sound? - [Gasps.]
Burrito Junction! - Yeah, that's right.
Choo-choo! All aboard! Hoo-hoo! [Chuckles.]
Okay, well, don't forget about me! Don't forget me! Hmm.
Guess I could take a nap.
[Groans.]
Too tight.
[Grunts.]
[Sighs.]
[Groaning.]
[Gasps.]
[Thud.]
Hmm.
[Chuckles.]
[Laughing.]
[Horn honking.]
[Car alarm blaring.]
Aah! Oh, no! Oh, which button is it? Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! [Air blasting.]
[Shivering.]
[Car alarm chirps.]
[Screaming.]
Oh.
Clarence, come on! [Chuckles.]
Oops.
[Sighs.]
[Gasps.]
Hey, little guy.
Look at you, flapping around.
[Music.]
Hmm.
Oh.
Belson.
[Muffled.]
Belson! Belson! Belson, look! There's a butterfly in my car! Belson! Belson, are you gonna help Mommy with the bags? Oh, you're so helpful, Belson.
Hi, Mrs.
Belson! I think you've earned some ice cream for being so patient.
[Groans.]
Hey, hon.
Thanks for holding down the fort.
Mom, look! Look at the butterfly! - What's that, hon? - Aw! You missed it! Guess what I saw Belson, and then I saw, um, his mom, and I thought that maybe if Belson and his mom, if they saw me, they could see the butterfly, too.
Uh-huh.
That's nice, dear.
Huh.
I thought I got two cartons of that red glitter.
Ah, darn.
All right, watch out, hon.
Let's see I've got the bills, post office, got to pick up that dry cleaning.
Seems doable.
[Tires screech.]
- Well, no, it's my spot! - Okay, time for our next stop.
[Indistinct arguing.]
Hey, you two! Think you're tough? Why don't you come and fight me, you babies! Aah! - Get out of here, Grandma.
- I got this, grandma! Wow.
[Chuckles.]
So angry.
[Music.]
[Tires screech.]
All right, hon, this stop should be pretty quick.
I'll just be a sec.
You stay in the car, all right? I'll be right back.
[Gasps.]
Again?! But I did that last time.
You just told me all about the great things you saw waiting in the car.
When I come back, I want you to tell me about three special things you saw, all right? Three? And then, we'll go to Burrito Junction! [Gasps.]
Hurry up! Burrito Junction! Promise? Yes, of course.
It's a deal, all right? I'll just be a minute.
Remember three things! [Dog panting.]
Mhm? Who left a dog in a car? You shouldn't do that.
[Gasps.]
[Chuckles.]
Hi, buddy.
Are you a hungry boy? [Barking.]
What's that? Little Jimmy's stuck in the well? [Chuckles.]
I'm just kidding.
I'll get you some food.
I think I got a little something.
Hmm.
[Grunts, gasps.]
[Barks.]
Old boy like barbecue sauce? [Grunts.]
How about old crackers? Old 'cado? Gosh.
For a hero dog, you sure aren't a good catcher.
Yes.
[Chomps.]
There you go, Old Yeller.
Everybody likes a chicken nugget.
All right, hon, what'd I say? Pretty quick, huh? Huh? Okay.
Mom! Look! That dog is my friend.
Yeah, we're making some real progress here.
Mom, Mom! I saw way more than three things while you were gone.
First, I saw a car Hold on, Clarence.
Let me think for a second.
- Then I saw a dog.
- Ah, darn it! Maybe I bit off a little more than I can chew.
And then and then I saw some chicken nuggets in the crack in the seat.
They were really buried in there, but I got them out.
- Hey! Are you listening? - Oh, uh, yeah, of course, hon.
Mom's just got a lot on her plate today, all right? Can you be a good trouper for me just a little longer? [Grumbles.]
- Okay.
- Okay, great.
So, I got this, one more thing, and good.
[Barking.]
[Music.]
- Okay, last stop! - You doing okay back there? - Yes.
- Doing great, trouper.
I'll be right back, and then we're going to Burrito Junction! Choo-choo! [Woman whistling, music plays on headphones.]
Whoa.
[Chuckles.]
That's weird.
[Birds chirping.]
[Gasps.]
Wha? Hmm? No.
What is that? [Gasps.]
[Chirping continues.]
Ohh! [Gasps.]
What the [Chirping.]
[Whistling.]
[Gasps.]
No, stop! There's a bird! There's a baby bird! No! [Whimpers.]
[Chirping.]
[Gasps.]
You're alive! [Muffled.]
Wait! Excuse me! [Humming.]
- Hey! - Huaah! Help me! Ugh! Kids.
No! Wait! Come back! [Groans.]
Got to do something.
Can't leave the car.
Hmm.
Mm Hmm.
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
Almost done.
Almost done.
Don't worry, baby bird.
I'll save you! Careful.
Careful Yes! [Clatter.]
Oh.
[Chirping.]
Hmm.
Dang.
[Rattling.]
Hmm? [Music.]
Oh! Excuse me! Ma'am! Hey, lady! Hey, stop! Stop! Nooooo! [Thud.]
Hmm? [Grunting.]
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
What's going on here?! [Gasps.]
Sorry, Mom.
I had to save the baby bird.
[Chirping.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, Clarence! Oh, heavens.
What was that? - Here.
Let me get that for you.
- Oh, thank you.
[Chirping.]
Oh, Clarence, I didn't see.
I've been so busy today, I didn't even notice.
[Birds chirping.]
Hey, are we gonna help this baby bird or what? - [Chuckles.]
Okay.
- All right, now, easy does it.
Remember, you don't want to touch a baby bird, right? Okay.
- Scoop it.
- Easy.
Okay.
Easy.
Good job! Operation Baby Bird complete! [Bird shrieks.]
Uh-oh.
- Ow! Get in the car! - Angry bird! - Time to go! - Run! Angry bird! [Train whistle blows.]
We're here! Clarence? You sure you just want to stay in the car? Um yeah.
Okay, well, I'll I'll get some food, - and we'll we'll eat out here.
- Thanks, Mom.
[Train whistle blows.]
[Music.]
We got one Burrito Boxcar special.
Imagine a place that runs on tracks Delivering food and golden snacks You and the trains that "chew-chew" At Burrito Junction Welcome to Burrito Junction.
I'd like to get two of the specials to go, please.
[Grunting.]
[Glass shatters.]
[Chuckles.]
Whoa.
Aaaaah! [Grunts.]
[Gasps.]
- Choo-choo! Who's hungry? - Oh! I am! [Gasps, chuckles.]
You got the extra caboose sauce! Mm-hmm.
Just the way you like it.
So, what's going on out there? Oh.
That guy threw his keys, and he can't find them.
Look! That guy's picking his nose.
Ew.
Think he's digging for gold in there or what? - [Laughs.]
Gross! - [Laughing.]
Oh, man! That lady over there's walking her cat in a stroller! [Both chuckle.]
- Poor thing.
- Hey! It's Ms.
Shoop! [Horn honking.]
Get out of the way! Come on! Hey! Don't run over the Bradster! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't tell me how to drive.
I know how to drive.
Oh.
[Grunting.]
Oh.
What do we got here? Oh, there's a bean in here.
Back on my head you go.
- Whoa! - Uh huh.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose