Erky Perky (2006) s03e21 Episode Script

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Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Hmm, hmm, hmm
- That's it, Perky, good boy.
You can find it.
(Perky sniffing)
- Hmm.
- (sniffing) Hmm.
Up further.
- Oh, ohhh.
(straining)
(sniffing)
- Up higher still.
- Where could it
be that's higher?
- Up there
Somewhere.
- Hmm
(Perky sniffing)
- We're getting closer.
- (gasps) Margret, look.
- Oh, it's the biggest
crumb I've ever seen.
I'm gonna get it.
- Margret!
- What?
- Watch out for-
(thwacks)
the whacker.
Gah!
Are you alright?
- I need
- Yes?
- Someone to get
that crumb for me.
I'm hungry!
(clears throat) I am
looking for a volunteer,
someone foolish
I mean brave enough
to fetch that.
- What's in it for the bug
who's fool enough to do that?
- My eternal gratitude?
(all laughing)
Alright, alright.
I'm prepared to
Share the giant crumb.
Equal halves.
- And exactly what is your
definition of equal halves?
- Equal halves.
- Okay.
- Ohhh.
- Sounds fair.
- So who's it gonna be?
Step forward now.
- Perky.
- Huh?
- Excellent (laughs).
Perky it is.
- No, wait.
- Be ready to leave immediately.
- (sighs) How did that happen?
I don't wanna volunteer.
- Ah well, look on the
bright side, Perky.
At least you get your hands on
the biggest crumb in kitchen.
- Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo.
- You're lucky.
- You're one crazy buck.
- You're brave.
- Margret, are you alright?
Just how hard did
that whacker hit you?
- What are you talking about?
- Uh, offering to share a crumb.
You can't be serious.
- Well maybe I am, ha
ha, or maybe I'm not.
- What?
- I'm feeling
unpredictable (laughing).
- Uh oh.
- Let's go.
- I don't want to do this.
I'm frightened of the whacker.
I'm frightened of Margret.
I'm frightened of
flying with Margret.
- But running away from
your fears won't help.
You should confront them.
- Why?
Flying is just wrong.
- Oh pull yourself together.
You should be proud to be
the first known flying bug
to go into upper space.
- I should?
- Sure, you'll go
down in history.
Bugs'll still be talking
about you this afternoon.
- Right, let's do this.
- Good luck!
- So (laughs nervously)
what's the strategy?
- What strategy?
Bugs away!
- Wah ha ha.
- Oh missed.
- [Perky] Ooooooo!
(bounces)
- You're meant to catch the
whacker when I drop you.
- Sorry, hm, oh well we tried.
I guess we can go home now.
- You're not gettin'
out of it that easily.
- Whoa!
(trembling)
- Stop running and
get that crumb!
(Perky cries out)
- Oh, ooh yum.
Mmm mmm mmm.
- Stop wasting time!
Hurry up!
(struggling)
Whoa!
Whoop.
(Perky struggling)
Goo, oh dear.
- Mine!
- Mine!
Oohs, oohs.
(crunches)
(Erky sighs)
- Eee eee yah!
- There ya go, that'll stop him
sliding off the whacker.
- Oomph.
- You see?
Now you're all
ready to try again.
- Ooh, do I have to?
Ow.
- What have you been eating?
- Nothing!
- Wh, wh, where you going?
(thwacks)
- Ooh!
Help!
- This will do the trick.
Just spin around.
(Erky grunting)
(Perky giggling)
- I'm stuck.
(trembling)
- Let me help.
- Hey.
- Now go get that crumb.
- Let go and I will.
(pops)
- [Margret] Ha hoo hoo!
(snaps)
- Ah!
Ooh ooh ooh ooh.
(snaps)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh.
Ah, ahhhh!
Wow, it worked.
No, no!
Why are these things never easy?
Oy eee!
Hmm.
(smacks)
Ha ha hoo hoo!
I tried everything.
I've done my best.
That's all I can do.
- I expect much more than that.
- You can do it, Perky.
I know you can.
- You can't give up.
That's the biggest crumb
ever, and half of it is ours!
- This stinks.
- I've come up with
a crumb-tacular plan.
Using centrifugal
binding, I've calcul-ified
that this plan has a five
percent chance of working.
- That's as good as
a guarantee, Perky!
- So are you ready?
- No!
- Great!
Commence operation crumb fetch.
- Roger that.
- Ooh whoa!
- Well that went
surprisingly well.
- Ooh oh.
Yee eee.
Ooh, ooh.
(struggling)
- You can do it, Perky!
(struggling)
- (laughing) Oh, I can't watch.
What if something
happens to the crumb?
- Eee.
(grunts)
Ah ah, whaaa!
Yah!
- Ooh!
(Perky cries out)
- Whoa.
Hey, this isn't too bad.
I'm flying.
- He's flying, ha ha!
Perky, this way,
fly that crumb home!
- No no you don't,
that crumb is mine.
- Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
- Gimmie that crumb.
- Ooh, whoa!
Yaw!
Ooh ooh!
(lands with a thud)
I'm alright.
- Not so fast.
The crumb is in our
home, so it's ours.
- What?
- Ooh me, me, me.
- Sorry, that's the
code of kitchen.
- But we had a deal.
- You made the rules.
- Why of all the
selfish, greedy,
greedy, selfish, grr!
- Yeah, what she said.
- Now for my meal of a lifetime.
(chomping)
- Mmm.
- Hey, where's the crumb?
- What?
Oh, I shared it.
- You did what?
(belches)
- Didn't you get any?
- That's it, get Margret.
- [Perky] What?
- [Erky] You're
going back up there
to see if there's another one.
- [Perky] But there wasn't.
- [Erky] I'm still hungry!
(upbeat music)