Lab Rats (2012) s03e21 Episode Script

Welcome to the Davenport Bionic Academy.
Whoa, cool.
Ooh, a window.
Wow, the hydro-loop is amazing.
We just went from the mainland to the middle of the ocean in less than 30 seconds.
Yep, my lunch just went from my stomach to the floor in less than three.
So, what do you think? Beautiful view, tons of space.
I'm assuming we'll be living in the basement again.
No.
Here, we call it "below sea level.
" By the way, the hydro-loop will take you anywhere you want to go on the island at any time.
This is one of the main classroom areas, and here, the training area where we'll develop the kids' skills and teach them to become bionic heroes.
If you couldn't teach Chase how to be one, what chance do they have? Guys, this is serious.
You have important roles as mentors.
Don't worry, Big D.
We got this.
Now what exactly will I be teaching? Nothing.
You're a student.
A what? But you gave me a mission suit.
You said I was part of the team.
Yeah, he says a lot of things.
By the way, still waiting on that sweet 16 party.
Leo, you are a part of the team.
You've only had your bionic arm for six months.
You still have a lot more to learn.
That's the last time I save your life.
Come on, Big D.
I am ready.
Adam, tell him.
Leo, were you not listening? I'm a teacher now.
It's Mr.
Adam to you.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living in my basement?! Hey, what's Orientation Day? Oh, that's just a fancy way of saying that Mr.
Davenport's gonna talk a lot.
I heard that.
And he's right.
- Hey, Leo.
- Don't "Hey, Leo" me.
I look like a bionic bumblebee.
Hey, so what do all the different colors mean? Mr.
Davenport and I assessed each of the kids' bionics, and the colors represent their level of mastery.
See, red for expert, and it goes all the way down to yellow for beginner.
I'm a beginner? Don't worry.
I am, too.
I'm on the same level as him? - He's tiny.
- I'm young.
What's your excuse? Hi.
Ooh.
'Sup, little mama? Can we help you? Yeah, I have a little problem with my uniform.
How can I put this? I need a little bit more room in the cargo area.
Uh, you sure about that? Because tight is where it's at, right, guys? You know what? Let's just get started.
Hello, and welcome to the world's first Davenport Bionic Academy.
When do I get to throttle people? We don't throttle people, Mighty Mouse.
Leo's right.
You're not soldiers anymore.
You're students.
I know you've had it rough, and you're still adjusting to the outside world, but we're here to help.
- See, there are - Told ya.
This facility is here so that you can train your bionics in a safe space and develop into the heroes you see before you.
But first things first.
We have to get rid of your soldier numbers and give you some really cool new names.
S12, you are now Donald Junior.
You're Donald III.
Donna, Donaldella, Donaldina.
I don't wanna be a Donald.
I already gave myself a name.
It's Spin! That's not really a name.
Why do you want to be called Spin? 'Cause I can do this.
All right.
You're Spin.
I did not even know you could do that.
Forget yellow, you just moved up to green.
Yes! Oh, come on.
He twirled.
Mr.
Davenport, I'd like to change my name from S3 to Sebastian.
Really? 'Cause I always saw you as a Julio.
Come on, Big D.
Leo, you're not ready to be a mentor, so stop complaining and start getting to know your fellow students.
I don't have to.
They're all named Donald.
Plus, I don't fit in anywhere.
Everybody's already formed their own groups.
Adam's mentoring the bionic bros.
Hey, hey, hey, settle down.
Settle down! Bree's the leader of the alpha girls.
You can use that move to fight off an attack or to get even with a boy who stands you up on prom night.
Not that I'm bitter.
And Chase is still being Chase.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? Everyone else is hiding because they're afraid you're gonna give another speech.
Well, then let's find them and give them one.
As your mentor, I have scheduled today's activities by military time.
If you'll direct your attention to the virtual blackboard.
Donald III, no questions until 1100 hours.
Chase, it's only the first day.
Take it easy on 'em.
I am taking it easy on them.
If you had bothered to look at the magenta block, you'd see that I scheduled six-and-a-half minutes of general horseplay.
Shenanigans, if you will.
Oh, okay, there it is.
Guess I must have missed it since I don't have microscopic vision.
I do.
This guy.
Look, I'm just saying, if I was in charge Well, you're not in charge, okay? You're in my class, so why don't you sit down and pay attention? I've got a better idea.
How about we just have our six minutes of fun now? What are you doing? You touched my blocks.
Nobody touches my blocks.
Oops.
Sorry.
Must've slipped, just like now.
That's it! You just earned yourself detention, mister.
Good.
I don't even know what that is.
Hey, Breezy.
Hey.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were stalking me.
I'm sorry.
I don't even know your name.
Me neither.
Look at us, so much in common.
Whoa, dude, be careful.
You could really hurt yourself with that.
Those weights are, like, 100 pounds apiece.
You probably never heard of it, but I've got a little something called super strength.
Oh, yeah.
Feel the burn.
Awesome.
What else can you do? Well, I'm the only kid in the whole school who can do this.
Whoa.
Dude, you can fly? Technically, it's called levitation.
Look it up, bro.
I had to.
Either way, we're gonna have a blast together.
What's your name? Didn't get one yet.
I was thinkin' Theodore.
Nah, you need something more sophisticated and distinguished.
A complex name for a complex man.
I'm gonna call you Bob.
I like it.
Wait.
How do you spell that? You and I are gonna get along just fine.
And at 1400 hours, we'll all jump out the window, and get eaten by sharks, 'cause it's better than listening to Oh, look.
He's here.
What do you think you're doing? Look, I'm just trying to make people laugh before you put 'em to sleep.
I don't put people to sleep.
I motivate them to think with their eyes closed.
Oh, well, do you also motivate them to snore? That's it.
It's time I show you who's boss.
Really? Are you sure you scheduled enough time for that? I'll make room.
Hey.
Stop it.
You cannot pick a fight with him; you're a mentor now.
He's turning my group against me.
Sebastian.
You may not like the way Chase runs his group, but it's his, and if you can't respect that, then maybe you should find a different one.
Okay, when did I start talking like a mom? She's right.
The two of us in the same group isn't gonna work.
Finally, something we can agree on.
Good.
So I'm gonna take half of your group, and make my own.
Let's go, guys.
Hey, you get back here.
You can't do that.
Just did.
Does it look like 1100 hours to you/ Great job, guys.
Maybe tomorrow, you can try hitting the target instead of me.
Hey, Big D.
, check out my new trick.
I call it the bionic curveball.
That's fantastic, Leo.
I know.
Some might even say it's the kind of skill - only a mentor - No.
But if you learned that in one day, imagine all the other things you'll learn as a student.
Hey, Big D.
, wanna see what I learned? Whoa, don't you call my Big D.
"Big D.
" Whoa, now that was incredible! You just moved up another color.
Yeah! For what? He buffed the floor.
Thanks, Mr.
Davenport.
I worked all day on it.
Eh? Eh? Eh.
Stop showing off.
You're making me look bad.
I'm not showing off.
The skills come naturally, just like you and your ability to complain.
You are workin' my last nerve, kid.
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get my new color.
You know, the one you didn't get.
Uh-oh.
Well, that can't be good.
Leo, you shouldn't have done that.
I know I shouldn't have done that.
Stop stating the obvious and help me cover the leak.
If I bust the wall, I must've hit a water pipe.
Who's stating the obvious now? What happened? I felt the whole building shake.
Uh, well Spin did it.
I did it? See, he confessed.
He was just spinning all around the room, and he went right into this wall.
He must've hit a water pipe.
Thank goodness I was here to clean up his mess.
Leo, that's not a water pipe.
There's a structural beam behind that wall.
Spin's force must've cracked the foundation of the entire building.
That's ocean water coming in.
Ocean water? Like underneath us ocean water? - Like we're all gonna drown? - Yes, ocean water! Mr.
Davenport, I'm trying Not now, Spin.
We have to deal with this fast, otherwise the water pressure's gonna build up, and knock the whole island off its foundation.
You guys find a way to patch that up.
I'm gonna go look for other damage.
I can't believe you blamed this on me.
I panicked.
If he ever found out I was the one who did this, he'd know I'm not ready to be a mentor.
Guess what.
You're not.
Whoa, radical.
Way to shred, little man.
Adam, get off of him.
He's not a surfboard.
I know.
Surfboards don't belch every time you take a corner.
That was awesome.
Hey, Breezy.
I got a name now.
What is it again? - Bob.
- It's Bob.
Aren't you lovin' it? Yeah.
Um, I'm gonna go love it over there.
Hey, Bob, you wanna go outside and see if you can hover over the water like a real surfboard? Sure.
What if it doesn't work? No biggie.
I can breathe underwater.
Yeah, but I can't.
Well, then, you're in trouble.
How's the leak? Leak? What leak? There is no leak.
That wall is as good as new.
Mr.
Davenport, can I talk to you? Not now, Spin.
We're cleaning up your mess.
And by the way, you are demoted back down to yellow.
Or whatever's below yellow.
What is it, buttercup? You're buttercup.
But that's not fair.
It wasn't even my fault.
I don't wanna hear it.
And to think I was proud of you.
Maybe you're too young for this.
- Big D.
, wait.
- What? It wasn't his fault.
I did it.
You? I got so frustrated, I punched the wall.
I can't believe you, Leo.
Not only did you damage my brand-new academy, but you lied to me and betrayed my trust.
What was that? I don't know.
Mr.
Davenport! Look.
The entire island is sinking.
What? How? You see, Chase, when water rises I know why things sink! Leo punched a wall and cracked the foundation.
Why would you do that? I didn't think this was gonna happen.
Well, what did you think was gonna happen? Honestly, Leo Hey! So he made a mistake.
We all make mistakes.
Not as big as that one.
It was this huge Okay, we get it.
Instead of yelling at him, let's help him fix it.
He's right.
Maybe I can lift the island back onto its foundation.
I mean, after all, I do have molecular kinesis.
So do I, buddy.
Get in line.
That'll help, but it's still not enough.
The island is too heavy.
Don't worry.
My whole group has molecular kinesis.
So does mine.
If you don't, just fake it.
Look, we can pool our abilities together to form one giant force and raise the island.
Come on.
Follow me.
Oh, no, you don't.
My group will raise the island.
Follow me.
Come on, guys, we got this.
So do we.
Stop it! If you guys don't work together, we're not gonna have an academy.
We're almost completely submerged.
What if we combine our groups? That way, we can spread the force equally, and lift the entire island at once.
Good idea.
Everyone form a circle.
Don't just stand there.
Do what he says.
Water's already coming through the hydro-loop tunnel.
- Hurry.
- All right, on my count.
Three, two, one.
Now! It's moving.
Yes.
You did it.
The island's back on its foundation.
Good job.
Yeah.
You, too.
Hey, what do you know? All's well that ends well.
Yeah, this isn't gonna end well.
I'm very disappointed in you, Leo.
But you took responsibility, and you didn't leave Spin on the hook.
You've learned a very valuable lesson today.
As a student.
Hey, thanks for standing up for me.
You didn't have to do that.
Somebody had to do it.
You really messed up.
I mean, you really Okay.
So Friends? Yeah.
Don't think I'm not gonna show you up every chance I get.
And don't think I'm not gonna train 24/7 to make you look like the runt you are.
Runt? I will spin you back to the mainland.
Uh, I think you mean twirl.
I don't twirl.
Face it.
You're a bionic ballerina.
How about I twirl all over your face? And I hope this experience has taught you two to stop working against each other and start working together.
Now, Chase, is there anything you wanna say to Sebastian? I guess I could call a truce, as long as he learns to respect my authority as a mentor.
And Sebastian.
I'm good with a truce, as long as he stops acting like a bionic dictator.
I only do that because I know what everyone should do and when they should do it.
Okay, I see your point.
All right, good.
I'm gonna go make you two a snack.
Ugh, what is happening to me? Pretty soon, I'm gonna start carpooling at a soccer practice.
She's pretty cute.
Dude, that's my sister.
I know.
Could you put in a good word for me? Truce is off.