Phineas and Ferb s03e21 Episode Script
Bullseye! (15 min)
Hey, Mom.
What'cha doin'? Hey, boys.
I'm just working on my junk sculpture for the Modern Installations by Moms charity auction.
Cool! Seen Dad? Oh, he headed out for that speaking engagement of his.
Aw, we're gonna shoot darts and we thought he might want to play around.
Maybe next time.
What a racket! Those guys are so busted.
I can't believe Mom isn't hearing this.
Wow.
I've really got a knack for this modern art stuff.
I need to go get more materials! So, mid-crime, huh? They'll be back.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Oh, hey, Isabella! We're playing giant darts! I bet you'll get a bullseye.
Sure.
Maybe not on the first try.
It's all about little adjustments.
And Buford and Baljeet are manning the target across town.
Tell me again how you are helping? I'm supervisin'! All right, here we go! Elevation, 33 degrees.
Three, two, one Three, two, one Three, two, one Have fun! Hi, Isabella.
Hi, Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher.
With our current velocity and wind resistance, we should be nearing the target in no time.
Whoops! Better retract the launch mechanism.
Let's see, where to.
Ah, yes.
That was close.
Whoops! Dropped my address.
Well here I come! Phineas and Ferb at 10 o'clock! Oops.
Outer ring.
We'll try again.
Zero.
Write that down, Baljeet.
Oh, yes, by all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.
Hey, I meant to ask you earlier.
Where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Our sources tell us the members of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, are about to gather to elect their new leader.
But we don't know where or how.
See if you can gain access, and we'll survey the situation remotely through your wrist communicator.
Mom, you've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb made.
I don't know what it is, but it looks horrible.
I'll be home right after I finish my errands.
But you gotta come home now before it disappears! What's that? You're breaking up! Wait, Mom! Ugh! I hate when she does But it doesn't matter.
I'm not going anywhere.
Right in there.
You've heard of a ship in a bottle? Well, you're a Perry the Platypus in a bottle.
Anyway, today is the day I become the supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
! You remember L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally bla-bla-whatever? Huh? Remember that? Well, we gotta get moving.
Maybe we'll get some hot dogs or something on the way.
You like hot dogs, right? That came from the front yard! Phineas and Ferb! A-ha! Huh? Backyard! Feathers.
It needs feathers.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Well, this is the place.
Yes, um I-I'm supposed to be onstage? They're about to get started.
Go, go, go! (Song: Evil Tonight) If you wanna see evil tonight at its best We're the coolest of people, put us to the test If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax One of these cats will be our villainous star So without further ado Here they are! I am Rodney, and I am from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mt.
Rushmore for now! "I'm Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I like unicorns and rainbowâ" Wait, who switched myâ I'm Dr.
Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me! Of course the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must be this tall So disqualified! You can't do that! Yes, we can! Why? 'Cause we're evil Evil Evil tonight! Excuse me, is this the way to the stage? It looks like we have a late entry! Phineas and Ferb at 10 o'clock again! Awesome! Triple ring, triple score! Yeah, but in the one-point wedge.
Three points, Baljeet.
When do I get to supervise? Don't hold your breath.
No one comes in, no one goes Forget it.
I'm not moving.
Okay, Ferb.
Let's reset and adjust both axes by five degrees.
Ugh, I can't stand it! Ha! Ugh, I'm gonna bust you yet! Now to the butcher for the finishing touch.
What theâ? Welcome to the first annual L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
Pageant of Evil where these three gentlemen will vie for the chance to tell you what's what.
I thought I was already confirmed.
Prepared my speech and everything.
In addition to gaining total control of the iron hand of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, our contestants will each receive a commemorative flashlight Agent P, it's come to our attention that Lawrence Fletcher, from your host family, has somehow entered the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
Supreme Ruler Pageant.
Of course, considering his genial nature, a win for him would really stretch my suspension of disbelief.
But just in case, you better sit tight and just observe.
Remember, points will be awarded by the audience, so get out your voting boxes.
Our first evil event, the mechanical mother.
Show us how you treat the old lady, Larry! Wish me luck, boys.
Hello, old dear, so lovely to see you.
I've brought you some peonies.
Oh, such a nice boy.
I didn't think anyone could be more incompetent at being evil than you.
Me neither.
And now, he's serving her tea without a trace of irony! Remember to keep that foot elevated.
What a lovely, old girl.
Prepare yourself for a stunning display of filial beastliness.
Yeah, knock yourself out, Rodney.
Hello, Mother.
I've brought you something special! For me? You're such a goodâ Ooh! Dirty laundry! And there go the waterworks.
Yeah, that's how it's done, boys.
Oh! My baby still needs me! Oh, no! Tears of joy? Zero points for that move! Ooh, you monster.
Watch and learn, Rodney.
I am getting married again.
Audience, get your votes in, please.
I don't know how you did it! I didn't even think I understood the event, but good show! And we're back with everyone's favorite, the swimwear competition! Here comes Lawrence Fletcher, wearing swim attire inspired by the legendary Klimpaloon, the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas! Watch out for that Yeti, Larry! Next up is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Wait, I thought this was the talent competition! It won't stop flushing! And last is Rodney in his Oh, my gosh! Technically, it is a swimsuit.
Meat? What possible functionality could that have? Oh, come on, Rodney, the last event's about toâ What? Wait, that's my Make-Everything-Evil-inator! No, Doofy, it's my Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
It's an -izer.
You're a jerk, you know that? Yes! And I'm going to be more of one when I zap myself with this! I'll be so evil there will be no way I can lose! I'll zap me first! No, you quit it! You quitâ You broke my Izer! Inator! Inator! Inator! Inator! Shut it! No, you shut it! Have you seen these flashlightsâ Uh-oh.
Excuse us.
We're here to take, uh This thing away.
What? No! Sorry, kid.
We got a work order right here.
No! Nooooo! And now the final event where each of our three contestants will attempt to intimidate the others with only the force of his evil glare.
Contestants, take your marks.
Get set.
And begin! The voting has started! Look at those fingers go! Rodney is off to an early lead.
It's the pointy-ear advantage! But, wait! What's this? Fletcher has his eyes covered.
He's not even trying! This could be a real opportunity for Doofenshmirtz! He leers at Rodney.
Rodney returns it.
With a point! A classic gambit! The scores are really ticking up now and Wait! There's a stirring in the Fletcher corner.
Something's happening Such evil! Oh, my eyes! And the crowd is going wild! Fletcher's numbers are skyrocketing! Agent P, our sensors reveal that Lawrence Fletcher has been shot with a Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
If he should become the supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, we will have no choice but to reassign you.
You must find a way to snap him out of it.
Remind him of his true, good nature.
Remind him who he used to be! This is the one, Bro.
I can feel it.
I now present to you, the new supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N Lawrence Fletcher! Today, Danville! Tomorrow, the world! We have term limits in L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, right? Nope! Bullseye! I think that's Dad.
What was the topic of his lecture again? Hi, Dad! Phineas! Ferb! What are you doing here? Brilliant shot, by the way.
Ah, it's all about little adjustments.
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! It's mine! Ooh, I hate you! So, how'd it go, Dad? I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became King of the Pharmacists.
Awesome! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Ugh! No! Not until Mom has seen it.
Sorry, miss, I-I got a job to do.
Candace is right.
Because, it's not done yet.
There.
Take it away, guys.
That junk sculpture should bring in big bids at the auction.
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but, but, but, but but, but, but, but but, but, but, but I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me! Of course the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must be this tall So disqualified! You can't do that! Yes, we can! Why? 'Cause we're evil Evil Evil tonight!
What'cha doin'? Hey, boys.
I'm just working on my junk sculpture for the Modern Installations by Moms charity auction.
Cool! Seen Dad? Oh, he headed out for that speaking engagement of his.
Aw, we're gonna shoot darts and we thought he might want to play around.
Maybe next time.
What a racket! Those guys are so busted.
I can't believe Mom isn't hearing this.
Wow.
I've really got a knack for this modern art stuff.
I need to go get more materials! So, mid-crime, huh? They'll be back.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Oh, hey, Isabella! We're playing giant darts! I bet you'll get a bullseye.
Sure.
Maybe not on the first try.
It's all about little adjustments.
And Buford and Baljeet are manning the target across town.
Tell me again how you are helping? I'm supervisin'! All right, here we go! Elevation, 33 degrees.
Three, two, one Three, two, one Three, two, one Have fun! Hi, Isabella.
Hi, Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher.
With our current velocity and wind resistance, we should be nearing the target in no time.
Whoops! Better retract the launch mechanism.
Let's see, where to.
Ah, yes.
That was close.
Whoops! Dropped my address.
Well here I come! Phineas and Ferb at 10 o'clock! Oops.
Outer ring.
We'll try again.
Zero.
Write that down, Baljeet.
Oh, yes, by all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.
Hey, I meant to ask you earlier.
Where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
Our sources tell us the members of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, are about to gather to elect their new leader.
But we don't know where or how.
See if you can gain access, and we'll survey the situation remotely through your wrist communicator.
Mom, you've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb made.
I don't know what it is, but it looks horrible.
I'll be home right after I finish my errands.
But you gotta come home now before it disappears! What's that? You're breaking up! Wait, Mom! Ugh! I hate when she does But it doesn't matter.
I'm not going anywhere.
Right in there.
You've heard of a ship in a bottle? Well, you're a Perry the Platypus in a bottle.
Anyway, today is the day I become the supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
! You remember L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally bla-bla-whatever? Huh? Remember that? Well, we gotta get moving.
Maybe we'll get some hot dogs or something on the way.
You like hot dogs, right? That came from the front yard! Phineas and Ferb! A-ha! Huh? Backyard! Feathers.
It needs feathers.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Well, this is the place.
Yes, um I-I'm supposed to be onstage? They're about to get started.
Go, go, go! (Song: Evil Tonight) If you wanna see evil tonight at its best We're the coolest of people, put us to the test If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax One of these cats will be our villainous star So without further ado Here they are! I am Rodney, and I am from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mt.
Rushmore for now! "I'm Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I like unicorns and rainbowâ" Wait, who switched myâ I'm Dr.
Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me! Of course the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must be this tall So disqualified! You can't do that! Yes, we can! Why? 'Cause we're evil Evil Evil tonight! Excuse me, is this the way to the stage? It looks like we have a late entry! Phineas and Ferb at 10 o'clock again! Awesome! Triple ring, triple score! Yeah, but in the one-point wedge.
Three points, Baljeet.
When do I get to supervise? Don't hold your breath.
No one comes in, no one goes Forget it.
I'm not moving.
Okay, Ferb.
Let's reset and adjust both axes by five degrees.
Ugh, I can't stand it! Ha! Ugh, I'm gonna bust you yet! Now to the butcher for the finishing touch.
What theâ? Welcome to the first annual L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
Pageant of Evil where these three gentlemen will vie for the chance to tell you what's what.
I thought I was already confirmed.
Prepared my speech and everything.
In addition to gaining total control of the iron hand of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, our contestants will each receive a commemorative flashlight Agent P, it's come to our attention that Lawrence Fletcher, from your host family, has somehow entered the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
Supreme Ruler Pageant.
Of course, considering his genial nature, a win for him would really stretch my suspension of disbelief.
But just in case, you better sit tight and just observe.
Remember, points will be awarded by the audience, so get out your voting boxes.
Our first evil event, the mechanical mother.
Show us how you treat the old lady, Larry! Wish me luck, boys.
Hello, old dear, so lovely to see you.
I've brought you some peonies.
Oh, such a nice boy.
I didn't think anyone could be more incompetent at being evil than you.
Me neither.
And now, he's serving her tea without a trace of irony! Remember to keep that foot elevated.
What a lovely, old girl.
Prepare yourself for a stunning display of filial beastliness.
Yeah, knock yourself out, Rodney.
Hello, Mother.
I've brought you something special! For me? You're such a goodâ Ooh! Dirty laundry! And there go the waterworks.
Yeah, that's how it's done, boys.
Oh! My baby still needs me! Oh, no! Tears of joy? Zero points for that move! Ooh, you monster.
Watch and learn, Rodney.
I am getting married again.
Audience, get your votes in, please.
I don't know how you did it! I didn't even think I understood the event, but good show! And we're back with everyone's favorite, the swimwear competition! Here comes Lawrence Fletcher, wearing swim attire inspired by the legendary Klimpaloon, the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas! Watch out for that Yeti, Larry! Next up is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Wait, I thought this was the talent competition! It won't stop flushing! And last is Rodney in his Oh, my gosh! Technically, it is a swimsuit.
Meat? What possible functionality could that have? Oh, come on, Rodney, the last event's about toâ What? Wait, that's my Make-Everything-Evil-inator! No, Doofy, it's my Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
It's an -izer.
You're a jerk, you know that? Yes! And I'm going to be more of one when I zap myself with this! I'll be so evil there will be no way I can lose! I'll zap me first! No, you quit it! You quitâ You broke my Izer! Inator! Inator! Inator! Inator! Shut it! No, you shut it! Have you seen these flashlightsâ Uh-oh.
Excuse us.
We're here to take, uh This thing away.
What? No! Sorry, kid.
We got a work order right here.
No! Nooooo! And now the final event where each of our three contestants will attempt to intimidate the others with only the force of his evil glare.
Contestants, take your marks.
Get set.
And begin! The voting has started! Look at those fingers go! Rodney is off to an early lead.
It's the pointy-ear advantage! But, wait! What's this? Fletcher has his eyes covered.
He's not even trying! This could be a real opportunity for Doofenshmirtz! He leers at Rodney.
Rodney returns it.
With a point! A classic gambit! The scores are really ticking up now and Wait! There's a stirring in the Fletcher corner.
Something's happening Such evil! Oh, my eyes! And the crowd is going wild! Fletcher's numbers are skyrocketing! Agent P, our sensors reveal that Lawrence Fletcher has been shot with a Make-Everything-Evil-izer.
If he should become the supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, we will have no choice but to reassign you.
You must find a way to snap him out of it.
Remind him of his true, good nature.
Remind him who he used to be! This is the one, Bro.
I can feel it.
I now present to you, the new supreme leader of L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N Lawrence Fletcher! Today, Danville! Tomorrow, the world! We have term limits in L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N.
, right? Nope! Bullseye! I think that's Dad.
What was the topic of his lecture again? Hi, Dad! Phineas! Ferb! What are you doing here? Brilliant shot, by the way.
Ah, it's all about little adjustments.
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! It's mine! Ooh, I hate you! So, how'd it go, Dad? I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became King of the Pharmacists.
Awesome! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Ugh! No! Not until Mom has seen it.
Sorry, miss, I-I got a job to do.
Candace is right.
Because, it's not done yet.
There.
Take it away, guys.
That junk sculpture should bring in big bids at the auction.
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but, but, but, but but, but, but, but but, but, but, but I don't have a Napoleon complex.
Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me! Of course the L.
O.
V.
E.
M.
U.
F.
F.
I.
N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must be this tall So disqualified! You can't do that! Yes, we can! Why? 'Cause we're evil Evil Evil tonight!