Regular Show (2010) s03e21 Episode Script
The Best Burger in the World
Hey, are you guys going to that Grill 'Em Up truck for lunch? Oh, you know it, baby! What's the Grill 'em Up truck? It's a food truck.
They make the best burger in the world.
That's a bold claim.
No, it's not.
We saw it on TV.
Next up on Food Truck Armageddon, the Grill 'em Up food truck is being credited with creating the world's best burger! The Ulti-Meatum! Head Chef Ajay Maldonaldo's been making headlines with his no-hold-bars style of burger! The Ulti-Meatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with two deep-fried cheeseburgers as buns, and then we add our special ketchup that we get from the Himalayas.
The Ulti-Meatum is so amazing, it's only being offered once every 100 years! Anyone who doesn't eat one is a chump! Well, that sounds pretty awesome.
Yeah, it's awesome! That's what we're saying! I heard, that if you ask for it Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it! Ooh, I want my Ulti-Meatum Idaho style! Alright, everybody, listen up! We got a lot of work to do today, so let's get started.
Skips and Pops, I want you guys to section off the grass we just planted.
Muscle Man and High-Fives, go with them and bring the woodchipper with you.
You got it.
Mordecai and Rigby, I don't really have that much for you to do.
Oh, except for every job you didn't finish last week! Aw, what? But we finished everything! You guys didn't finish one job last week.
Not one! Not this again, Benson! You see that? That attitude right there.
That'll get you nowhere in life, pal.
Oh, and you know that food truck that's gonna be here? Yeah.
What about it? You guys aren't going until you finish all your jobs! What?! We don't even have that much to do! Well, then I guess it won't take you that long to finish.
All you have to do is mow the lawn in the frisbee field clean the tool shed you still need to finish picking up the trash in the north end of the park scrub both of the men's restrooms and make sure there's soap in the dispensers.
You still haven't cleaned out Skips' garage, either.
Benson, please! You can't do this to us! Yeah, Benson, this is messed up! Well, too bad.
Until I see every last one of your jobs isn't finished, then neither one of you is going near that burger truck! Dude, this is ridiculous.
The truck's probably gonna leave soon.
You guys gotta help us.
Could one of you guys buy us burgers before the truck leaves? Sorry guys, they only serve one burger per customer.
I gotta say, I feel bad for you guys.
You won't be around for the next cennentenial to enjoy this! I already got mine.
I could die right now with no regrets.
But you guys are gonna have to take this to your graves, just wishing you got to taste this Himalayan ketchup.
Oh my, I can taste the Himalayas! Did I tell you two you could stop working?! Get in the cart! You still need to clean Skips' garage.
There's a bunch of Pops' weird stuff in there that needs to go into storage.
When you're done, you can have burgers.
- Deal? - Really? Yep, have fun you two.
I don't believe this.
Dude, what are you doing?! Do you want an Ulti-Meatum or not? Come on, help me move this! What is this thing? It's says, "Hologram 9000".
Cool.
Dude, holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working? What? Why would we do that? We're almost done! Plus, it says it can kill you.
Last call for burgers.
I repeat, last call for burgers.
Dude, you're going first.
Come on, dude, you gotta stay still! It's not gonna work if you move! But it hurts! Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger! Come on, best burger in the world! Best burger in the world! Best burger in the world! Anyone who doesn't eat one is a chump! Dude, it looks exactly like you.
Nice! Let's go ahide over there and see if it works on Benson.
Here he comes.
Boy, somebody must not want burgers for lunch.
Dude, he bought it! Yeah, but we gotta hurry.
Those things aren't gonna hold them off forever.
Two Ulti-Meatums! - Is that it? - Yes! - Can I get your names? - Mordecai and Rigby! Why are you guys just standing around? Get back to work! You didn't answer my question! Why are you just standing around?! What did I tell you about answering me when I speak to you?! Why are you just looking at me like that? Rigby, you put that box down now! What the? Mordecai and Rigby think they can just skip out on work to go eat burgers? Well, they've got another thing coming! Oh, no! 'Hurry'!' You guys are lucky.
You just got the last two Ulti-Meatums for the next 100 years.
Aw, what? Give us back our burgers! No way, these are the best burgers in the world! Yeah, get lost so we can eat 'em you chumps! NO! Nobody's going to eat anything until you finish cleaning the- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! I'm gonna enjoy this.
NO! No, no! No! No! No! No! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! NO! NO! WE JUST WANTED A BURGER! - Dude, I'm so hungry.
- Me too.
I can't wait to You know, you guys were right all along.
These burgers are outstanding.
Oh wait, you guys didn't get to have one.
That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every one hundred years.
Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage.
Dude, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make two more of those burgers.
- Where'd the truck go? - Fight, fight, fight, fight
They make the best burger in the world.
That's a bold claim.
No, it's not.
We saw it on TV.
Next up on Food Truck Armageddon, the Grill 'em Up food truck is being credited with creating the world's best burger! The Ulti-Meatum! Head Chef Ajay Maldonaldo's been making headlines with his no-hold-bars style of burger! The Ulti-Meatum is a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with two deep-fried cheeseburgers as buns, and then we add our special ketchup that we get from the Himalayas.
The Ulti-Meatum is so amazing, it's only being offered once every 100 years! Anyone who doesn't eat one is a chump! Well, that sounds pretty awesome.
Yeah, it's awesome! That's what we're saying! I heard, that if you ask for it Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it! Ooh, I want my Ulti-Meatum Idaho style! Alright, everybody, listen up! We got a lot of work to do today, so let's get started.
Skips and Pops, I want you guys to section off the grass we just planted.
Muscle Man and High-Fives, go with them and bring the woodchipper with you.
You got it.
Mordecai and Rigby, I don't really have that much for you to do.
Oh, except for every job you didn't finish last week! Aw, what? But we finished everything! You guys didn't finish one job last week.
Not one! Not this again, Benson! You see that? That attitude right there.
That'll get you nowhere in life, pal.
Oh, and you know that food truck that's gonna be here? Yeah.
What about it? You guys aren't going until you finish all your jobs! What?! We don't even have that much to do! Well, then I guess it won't take you that long to finish.
All you have to do is mow the lawn in the frisbee field clean the tool shed you still need to finish picking up the trash in the north end of the park scrub both of the men's restrooms and make sure there's soap in the dispensers.
You still haven't cleaned out Skips' garage, either.
Benson, please! You can't do this to us! Yeah, Benson, this is messed up! Well, too bad.
Until I see every last one of your jobs isn't finished, then neither one of you is going near that burger truck! Dude, this is ridiculous.
The truck's probably gonna leave soon.
You guys gotta help us.
Could one of you guys buy us burgers before the truck leaves? Sorry guys, they only serve one burger per customer.
I gotta say, I feel bad for you guys.
You won't be around for the next cennentenial to enjoy this! I already got mine.
I could die right now with no regrets.
But you guys are gonna have to take this to your graves, just wishing you got to taste this Himalayan ketchup.
Oh my, I can taste the Himalayas! Did I tell you two you could stop working?! Get in the cart! You still need to clean Skips' garage.
There's a bunch of Pops' weird stuff in there that needs to go into storage.
When you're done, you can have burgers.
- Deal? - Really? Yep, have fun you two.
I don't believe this.
Dude, what are you doing?! Do you want an Ulti-Meatum or not? Come on, help me move this! What is this thing? It's says, "Hologram 9000".
Cool.
Dude, holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working? What? Why would we do that? We're almost done! Plus, it says it can kill you.
Last call for burgers.
I repeat, last call for burgers.
Dude, you're going first.
Come on, dude, you gotta stay still! It's not gonna work if you move! But it hurts! Yeah, well, you know what else is gonna hurt? Not getting that burger! Come on, best burger in the world! Best burger in the world! Best burger in the world! Anyone who doesn't eat one is a chump! Dude, it looks exactly like you.
Nice! Let's go ahide over there and see if it works on Benson.
Here he comes.
Boy, somebody must not want burgers for lunch.
Dude, he bought it! Yeah, but we gotta hurry.
Those things aren't gonna hold them off forever.
Two Ulti-Meatums! - Is that it? - Yes! - Can I get your names? - Mordecai and Rigby! Why are you guys just standing around? Get back to work! You didn't answer my question! Why are you just standing around?! What did I tell you about answering me when I speak to you?! Why are you just looking at me like that? Rigby, you put that box down now! What the? Mordecai and Rigby think they can just skip out on work to go eat burgers? Well, they've got another thing coming! Oh, no! 'Hurry'!' You guys are lucky.
You just got the last two Ulti-Meatums for the next 100 years.
Aw, what? Give us back our burgers! No way, these are the best burgers in the world! Yeah, get lost so we can eat 'em you chumps! NO! Nobody's going to eat anything until you finish cleaning the- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! I'm gonna enjoy this.
NO! No, no! No! No! No! No! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! NO! NO! WE JUST WANTED A BURGER! - Dude, I'm so hungry.
- Me too.
I can't wait to You know, you guys were right all along.
These burgers are outstanding.
Oh wait, you guys didn't get to have one.
That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every one hundred years.
Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage.
Dude, he's gone, let's see if we can get them to make two more of those burgers.
- Where'd the truck go? - Fight, fight, fight, fight