Bunnicula (2016) s03e22 Episode Script
A Vampire at the Vet
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
BUNNICULA: Ta-da!
HAROLD: Oh-ho-ho.
What is that green stuff?
Is that slime?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Huh?
-HAROLD: Wow!
That smell is brutal.
-(BUNNICULA CHUCKLES)
HAROLD: I think it's moving.
BUNNICULA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HAROLD: All right,
okay, okay
If I pass out,
you've to wake me up.
What are they doing?
(GULPS, EXCLAIMS)
Oh, this stale egg nog,
it starts with an effervescent
bite of mold.
And then it finishes nicely
with some velvety notes
of sour cheese.
(BABBLES)
I'm afraid to ask
but what are you two doing?
Bunnicula and I are right
in the middle of our
bi-monthly eating challenge.
Yeah, that's right.
We challenge each other
to eat the grossest food
we can find.
(BABBLES)
Ooh. Stinky
Limburger cheese.
(SCOFFS) It's too easy.
Mmm. (EXCLAIMS)
Exquisite.
You guys can get
really sick, you know?
Uh-huh.
Now let's see. Hmm.
Oh ho-ho. Oh, I got it.
Rotten black radishes.
(SCOFFS, BABBLES)
Cool.
You still don't think
this is a bad idea, huh?
(BABBLES, CHUCKLES)
Bring on the next course.
Okay.
A-ha!
-Ta-da!
-(GASPS)
Three week old tilapia,
moldy mini franks,
and slimy cream corn.
You're gonna be sick
for a week!
Hmm I'm going in.
Harold, stop! No!
Give me that. Give me that.
Stop. Come back here.
(GRUNTS)
Oh! Oh (GULPS) Oh.
Uh-oh, I don't think
that was a good idea.
Well, I hope you learned
your lesson this time.
(GROANS)
(BELCHES)
(LAUGHS) Pardon me.
Okay, all better.
You didn't learn your lesson.
My turn to pick.
Hmm. Let's see
Oh (LAUGHS)
That flower over there.
That's a sunflower.
You do realize it has
the word "sun" in it, right?
No, I'm good.
(BABBLES)
Bunnicula, wait!
That's really
not a good idea.
Uh-oh!
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS) Wow!
See, I told you so.
(GROANS)
-(SNEEZES)
-(BOTH GASP)
(GROANS)
(SNEEZES)
Whoa! Oh, oh!
(SNEEZES)
(GROANS)
Oh, this is not good.
Bunn's obviously allergic.
(GROANS)
(TALKS GIBBERISH)
You say you want us
to take you to the vet?
But I can't
take you to the vet.
Not after what happened
Last time.
(TALKS GIBBERISH)
What's he trying
to say now, Harold? Harold?
I can't go to the vet.
Please don't make me go!
You need to
snap out of it, Harold.
Bunnicula's sick
and we gotta figure out
what to do.
CHESTER:I'm with you.
We can't go to the vet.
Any examination of Bunnicula
will reveal that
he is a vampire.
Let me check your heartbeat.
(HOLLOW WHING)
(SNEEZES)
Oh, no. We can't let Mina
see him like this.
(HUMMING) Oh. Hey, Bunn.
You don't look so good.
We better get you to the vet.
-(BOTH GASP)
-Uh-oh!
Oh, poor little guy.
Ooh, while I'm at it,
you both are due
for a check up too.
-(GROANS)
-Nope, I'm out.
-(DOG BARKING)
-(MINA SIGHS)
I've never had to take
Bunnicula to the vet before.
I hope he's okay.
Oh, I'm sure
he'll be fine, Mina.
I'm just glad we found one
that's open this late.
And you know what else
we're gonna find?
All these hidden objects.
Now where's that baseball?
Oh, Chester, I can't
stand the vet.
I can't take it, man.
You gotta get me out of here.
(CRIES)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Oh, Chester, this place
is freaking me out, man.
(WHIMPERS)
Snap out of it, Harold.
If the vet examines Bunnicula,
she's gonna find out
that Bunnicula's a vampire.
We cannot let that happen.
That door over there
leads to the vet's
examination room.
All you and I have to do
is prevent Bunnicula
from going through
that door. Once
Bunnicula! Stop.
(GRUNTS) Help!
A little help here.
I can't move. (WHIMPERS)
If you help,
we can leave the vet.
Oh, okay.
MINA: Wait a minute!
Oh, forget it.
I thought I found it.
Don't worry, Mina.
Nothing gets by
our eagle eyes.
What in the world!
I think I just
found the horse.
No, Dad, that's a cat.
-(GROANS)
-CHESTER: Huh?
(GROANS)
We gotta stop him, Harold.
No, no, no.
I can't go in there. No!
Come on, Harold.
He's getting away.
-(CATS MEOWING)
-(DOGS HOWLING)
Oh, man. Oh, man.
There he is.
Bunnicula, stop!
(SLURRING, BABBLING)
(SNEEZES)
Huh? Yikes!
Gang way, Harold!
(SNEEZES)
(SNEEZES)
(EXCLAIMS, PANTS)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
(SNEEZES)
(CHESTER PANTING)
Well, hello,
what have we here?
Welcome to our facility.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Lift with the legs
(STRAINING)
Geronimo!
(CHATTERING INDISTICTLY)
Care for a refreshment?
Uh, no, no. I'm good.
Thanks anyway.
Harold, we should
probably find Bunnicula.
-Harold?
-Chester.
We can't stay here
any longer.
Terrible things
happen at the vet.
Awful, bad, terrible things.
What are you talking about?
This place is paradise.
That's not true.
You don't even wanna know
what happened Last time.
-Last time? What's he talking
about, last time?
-Last time?
It was a night just
like tonight, except
during the day.
HAROLD:I had just finished
with my check-up.
Everything was going fine.
The vet slowly reached
into her pocket.
to give me a treat
for being a good boy.
That's when it happened.
MAN: Doctor,
you're needed in room four.
And then she was gone.
She never gave me my treat!
(CRIES)
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's it? That's the story?
Oh, man, you are too funny.
Could I sign you up
for open mike night tomorrow?
(HESITANTLY) Hey, uh, listen,
we didn't mean to interrupt
your, uh Shindig.
We're just gonna grab
our friend and be on our way.
Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
-(BUNNICULA GROANS)
-Huh?
No more games, Bunnicula.
Come here. Hey!
(EXCLAIMS) Whoa! Whoa!
DOCTOR: There you are,
Bunnicula. I've been looking
all over for you.
Oh, no, this is bad.
Oh, no, we're too late.
She's gonna find out
Bunnicula's a vampire.
Oh, this is bad, Harold.
I know. What if she
doesn't give us any treats?
All we can do now
is hope she doesn't find
anything strange.
DOCTOR: Oh, my.
That's unusual.
(GASPS)
Oh, dear. That's not right.
That's not right at all.
(GASPS)
-Say "ah."
-Ah
I've never
seen anything like this.
(GASPS) That's it!
We got you, Bunnic.
DOCTOR:
What is going on here?
You've poked
and prodded him enough.
You can't examine
our friend anymore.
Yeah, we're not gonna
let you find out
Bunnicula's a vampire.
-Harold!
-I mean, he's not a vampire.
Why would you even think that?
But I already know
Bunnicula's a vampire.
-(BOTH GASP)
-Wait! You do?
And you can understand us?
Of course. The M.D.
stands for mystical doctor.
I've been treating Bunnicula
and his friends for centuries.
Wow! There's a whole
supernatural waiting room
in there.
And look, there's Marvin.
Hey, Marvin.
Ahoy, Harold. (SNEEZES)
I can't believe
you didn't tell us you already
knew about all this.
Sorry!
Hey! Does that mean
you can help get us
some of those treats?
(GROANS)
So, Bunnicula's gonna be okay?
Of course, sweetie.
But next time,
you can't feed him
a sunflower.
I mean, it has the word "sun"
right in the name.
-Huh. There you go.
-(CHUCKLES)
Oh, look, Dad,
there's the funicular.
Oh! Hey! Great eye, Mina.
-(DOOR OPENS)
-Huh? They're done already?
Here you go. He's all better.
Bunnicula, you look
as good as new.
I didn't even see you
go in there.
Me neither. I can't believe
we missed it.
Oh, I can.
You know,
this vet isn't so bad.
We're ready for you,
Mr. Strummer.
Here you go, buddy.
Plenty to go around.
Huh?
(GROANS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
BUNNICULA: Ta-da!
HAROLD: Oh-ho-ho.
What is that green stuff?
Is that slime?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
-Huh?
-HAROLD: Wow!
That smell is brutal.
-(BUNNICULA CHUCKLES)
HAROLD: I think it's moving.
BUNNICULA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
HAROLD: All right,
okay, okay
If I pass out,
you've to wake me up.
What are they doing?
(GULPS, EXCLAIMS)
Oh, this stale egg nog,
it starts with an effervescent
bite of mold.
And then it finishes nicely
with some velvety notes
of sour cheese.
(BABBLES)
I'm afraid to ask
but what are you two doing?
Bunnicula and I are right
in the middle of our
bi-monthly eating challenge.
Yeah, that's right.
We challenge each other
to eat the grossest food
we can find.
(BABBLES)
Ooh. Stinky
Limburger cheese.
(SCOFFS) It's too easy.
Mmm. (EXCLAIMS)
Exquisite.
You guys can get
really sick, you know?
Uh-huh.
Now let's see. Hmm.
Oh ho-ho. Oh, I got it.
Rotten black radishes.
(SCOFFS, BABBLES)
Cool.
You still don't think
this is a bad idea, huh?
(BABBLES, CHUCKLES)
Bring on the next course.
Okay.
A-ha!
-Ta-da!
-(GASPS)
Three week old tilapia,
moldy mini franks,
and slimy cream corn.
You're gonna be sick
for a week!
Hmm I'm going in.
Harold, stop! No!
Give me that. Give me that.
Stop. Come back here.
(GRUNTS)
Oh! Oh (GULPS) Oh.
Uh-oh, I don't think
that was a good idea.
Well, I hope you learned
your lesson this time.
(GROANS)
(BELCHES)
(LAUGHS) Pardon me.
Okay, all better.
You didn't learn your lesson.
My turn to pick.
Hmm. Let's see
Oh (LAUGHS)
That flower over there.
That's a sunflower.
You do realize it has
the word "sun" in it, right?
No, I'm good.
(BABBLES)
Bunnicula, wait!
That's really
not a good idea.
Uh-oh!
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS) Wow!
See, I told you so.
(GROANS)
-(SNEEZES)
-(BOTH GASP)
(GROANS)
(SNEEZES)
Whoa! Oh, oh!
(SNEEZES)
(GROANS)
Oh, this is not good.
Bunn's obviously allergic.
(GROANS)
(TALKS GIBBERISH)
You say you want us
to take you to the vet?
But I can't
take you to the vet.
Not after what happened
Last time.
(TALKS GIBBERISH)
What's he trying
to say now, Harold? Harold?
I can't go to the vet.
Please don't make me go!
You need to
snap out of it, Harold.
Bunnicula's sick
and we gotta figure out
what to do.
CHESTER:I'm with you.
We can't go to the vet.
Any examination of Bunnicula
will reveal that
he is a vampire.
Let me check your heartbeat.
(HOLLOW WHING)
(SNEEZES)
Oh, no. We can't let Mina
see him like this.
(HUMMING) Oh. Hey, Bunn.
You don't look so good.
We better get you to the vet.
-(BOTH GASP)
-Uh-oh!
Oh, poor little guy.
Ooh, while I'm at it,
you both are due
for a check up too.
-(GROANS)
-Nope, I'm out.
-(DOG BARKING)
-(MINA SIGHS)
I've never had to take
Bunnicula to the vet before.
I hope he's okay.
Oh, I'm sure
he'll be fine, Mina.
I'm just glad we found one
that's open this late.
And you know what else
we're gonna find?
All these hidden objects.
Now where's that baseball?
Oh, Chester, I can't
stand the vet.
I can't take it, man.
You gotta get me out of here.
(CRIES)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Oh, Chester, this place
is freaking me out, man.
(WHIMPERS)
Snap out of it, Harold.
If the vet examines Bunnicula,
she's gonna find out
that Bunnicula's a vampire.
We cannot let that happen.
That door over there
leads to the vet's
examination room.
All you and I have to do
is prevent Bunnicula
from going through
that door. Once
Bunnicula! Stop.
(GRUNTS) Help!
A little help here.
I can't move. (WHIMPERS)
If you help,
we can leave the vet.
Oh, okay.
MINA: Wait a minute!
Oh, forget it.
I thought I found it.
Don't worry, Mina.
Nothing gets by
our eagle eyes.
What in the world!
I think I just
found the horse.
No, Dad, that's a cat.
-(GROANS)
-CHESTER: Huh?
(GROANS)
We gotta stop him, Harold.
No, no, no.
I can't go in there. No!
Come on, Harold.
He's getting away.
-(CATS MEOWING)
-(DOGS HOWLING)
Oh, man. Oh, man.
There he is.
Bunnicula, stop!
(SLURRING, BABBLING)
(SNEEZES)
Huh? Yikes!
Gang way, Harold!
(SNEEZES)
(SNEEZES)
(EXCLAIMS, PANTS)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
(SNEEZES)
(CHESTER PANTING)
Well, hello,
what have we here?
Welcome to our facility.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Lift with the legs
(STRAINING)
Geronimo!
(CHATTERING INDISTICTLY)
Care for a refreshment?
Uh, no, no. I'm good.
Thanks anyway.
Harold, we should
probably find Bunnicula.
-Harold?
-Chester.
We can't stay here
any longer.
Terrible things
happen at the vet.
Awful, bad, terrible things.
What are you talking about?
This place is paradise.
That's not true.
You don't even wanna know
what happened Last time.
-Last time? What's he talking
about, last time?
-Last time?
It was a night just
like tonight, except
during the day.
HAROLD:I had just finished
with my check-up.
Everything was going fine.
The vet slowly reached
into her pocket.
to give me a treat
for being a good boy.
That's when it happened.
MAN: Doctor,
you're needed in room four.
And then she was gone.
She never gave me my treat!
(CRIES)
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's it? That's the story?
Oh, man, you are too funny.
Could I sign you up
for open mike night tomorrow?
(HESITANTLY) Hey, uh, listen,
we didn't mean to interrupt
your, uh Shindig.
We're just gonna grab
our friend and be on our way.
Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
-(BUNNICULA GROANS)
-Huh?
No more games, Bunnicula.
Come here. Hey!
(EXCLAIMS) Whoa! Whoa!
DOCTOR: There you are,
Bunnicula. I've been looking
all over for you.
Oh, no, this is bad.
Oh, no, we're too late.
She's gonna find out
Bunnicula's a vampire.
Oh, this is bad, Harold.
I know. What if she
doesn't give us any treats?
All we can do now
is hope she doesn't find
anything strange.
DOCTOR: Oh, my.
That's unusual.
(GASPS)
Oh, dear. That's not right.
That's not right at all.
(GASPS)
-Say "ah."
-Ah
I've never
seen anything like this.
(GASPS) That's it!
We got you, Bunnic.
DOCTOR:
What is going on here?
You've poked
and prodded him enough.
You can't examine
our friend anymore.
Yeah, we're not gonna
let you find out
Bunnicula's a vampire.
-Harold!
-I mean, he's not a vampire.
Why would you even think that?
But I already know
Bunnicula's a vampire.
-(BOTH GASP)
-Wait! You do?
And you can understand us?
Of course. The M.D.
stands for mystical doctor.
I've been treating Bunnicula
and his friends for centuries.
Wow! There's a whole
supernatural waiting room
in there.
And look, there's Marvin.
Hey, Marvin.
Ahoy, Harold. (SNEEZES)
I can't believe
you didn't tell us you already
knew about all this.
Sorry!
Hey! Does that mean
you can help get us
some of those treats?
(GROANS)
So, Bunnicula's gonna be okay?
Of course, sweetie.
But next time,
you can't feed him
a sunflower.
I mean, it has the word "sun"
right in the name.
-Huh. There you go.
-(CHUCKLES)
Oh, look, Dad,
there's the funicular.
Oh! Hey! Great eye, Mina.
-(DOOR OPENS)
-Huh? They're done already?
Here you go. He's all better.
Bunnicula, you look
as good as new.
I didn't even see you
go in there.
Me neither. I can't believe
we missed it.
Oh, I can.
You know,
this vet isn't so bad.
We're ready for you,
Mr. Strummer.
Here you go, buddy.
Plenty to go around.
Huh?
(GROANS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)