Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e22 Episode Script

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Chrissy Teigen: When it comes to the Mic, he reigns supreme.
Show all your love for your host, - LL Cool J.
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Now let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!" Crowd: Hell, yeah! - Say, "Hell, yeah!" - Hell, yeah! LL: What up? Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
This is the show that guarantees you a good time and tonight it's on it's completely, utterly, and totally next level.
- I promise you.
- (cheering) But before we get to the contenders, I gotta bring out the one that keeps the party popping.
The color commentator fortified and packed with essential flavor.
Ladies and gentlemen, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare All they do is stare and stare And stare and stare Go, Chrissy, go, Chrissy Go, Chrissy, go, Chrissy, money green, money green Money green, money green - Chrissy: Hello! - (cheering) Tonight's battle is ridiculous! These two look sweet, but they are so, so, so competitive.
- I am truly a little scared.
- A little nervous.
- A little bit.
- A'ight, well, let's go.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it! - (cheering) - You guys ready? She's an actress, dancer, singer, and on July 7th, she keeps our favorite webslinger in check, as Michelle in Spider-Man: Homecoming, the talented Zendaya! (cheering) And he burst on the scene as Spider-Man in Captain America: Civil War, and on July 7th, he reprises that role in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
This is his first major American TV debut.
Put your hands together for Tom Holland! (cheering) Whoo! Hey! You got it going! Hey! Hey! Whoo! Hey, hey, hey! Thank you! Hey, let's go! Whoo! (cheering and applause) - What's up? What's up! - How you doin'? - (Zendaya laughs) - Doin' good! I'm not doin' so great, if I'm honest.
- (laughter) - You're gonna be great.
Okay, so, Spidey? You're on the on-deck circle in the VIP for a second.
Zendaya, come on over.
Okay, thanks, guys.
Thanks! Well, this first song, I mean, it's a classic.
It's an anthem.
If y'all know the words, please sing it with me, okay? Real quick, I'm gonna go, uh, prepare for it.
- LL: Yeah, yeah, do your thing.
- Zendaya: A little somethin', just 'cause if I'm gonna do this, I gotta do it right.
LL: Okay, definitely, definitely.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
- Oh, man.
Ladies and gentlemen, Zendaya! - Whoo! (cheering) Sisters, how y'all feel? (cheering) Brothers, y'all all right? See how y'all groove to this.
("Tyrone" begins) - (laughs) - All right.
I'm gettin' tired of your (bleep) You don't never buy me nothin' (cheering and applause) See, every time you come around You got to bring Jim, James, Paul, and Tyrone So matter of fact I think ya better call Tyrone Call him And tell him I said come on Now every time I ask you for a little cash You say naw but turn right around and ask me for some ass Oh whoa, well, hold up, listen, partner, I ain't no cheap thrill 'Cause Miss Badu's always comin' for real, and you know the deal I think ya better call Tyrone Call him And tell him come on - Help you get your (bleep) - Come on, honey, come on You need to call Tyrone Call him Hold on, but you can't use my phone (cheering and applause) Ooh! Okay! (laughs) Wow, wow, wow! (cheering) Yo! 'Scuse me! I feel like you told me off! You know, you gotta go for it a little bit.
Thank you, everyone, for coming out.
It's been a great night.
- I gotta call Tyrone, man.
- Chrissy: Whoo! - LL: Chrissy! - Yes.
Miss Badu came for real, didn't she? I'm tryin' to be appropriate, 'cause y'all are young.
- What? - But that's like my sex jam, I'm sorry.
- Like, that I know! - Whoo! I don't understand the corre anyway I know, it doesn't make sense, but it has a good beat, okay? - Has a good beat.
- LL: A'ight.
So, Tom, she clearly ain't playin', you know what I mean? She came to work, so what you think? I mean, wow.
That was that was so average, Zendaya.
Audience: Ohhhhh! Let's step it up a notch! Let's go! Whoo! Yo, I love it! Tom, come on down.
Tom - I know - (cheering) Let's go! Go! Go! Whoo! I know you said it was average.
It looked like the crowd was feelin' it.
Are you gonna be able to change the vibe, switch it up? - What you gonna do? - I got a little somethin'.
We'll we'll see what happens.
Let's go! All right.
I'm gonna change real quick.
Oh, you gonna You gonna take a change, too? Interesting.
All right.
- Oh! - Oh, man! Oh, you not playin'! Zendaya: Okay.
Well, ladies and gentlemen - 'Sup? - Without further ado, Tom Holland! (cheering and applause) ("Ride Wit Me" playing) If you wanna go and take a ride with me We three-wheelin' in the fo' with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way? - Hey, must be the money In the club on the late night, feeling right Lookin', tryin' to spot somethin' real nice Looking for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home - Take home - She can be 18, 18 with a attitude Or 19, kinda snotty, acting real rude But as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick girl, you know that it's on You know that it's on I peep something coming towards me on the dance floor Sexy and real slow, sayin' she was peepin', and I dig the last video "So when, Nelly, can we go?" How could I tell her no? Her measurements was 36-25-34 Tell it, I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you, boo, from way over there - (cheering) - If you wanna go and take a ride with me We three-wheelin' in the fo' with the gold D's - Oh why do I live this way? - Hey, must be the money If you wanna go and get (inhales) with me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E - Oh why must I feel this way? - Hey, must be the money (cheering and applause) LL: Chrissy, I know you're a Nelly fan, talk to me.
Man, I grew up with Nelly.
That was that transported me back to my rides to high school, in somebody's else's car.
Oh, I loved it, that was good.
(laughs) So, Tom, this is your American TV debut.
Okay.
(cheering and applause) It is.
Thank you! Thank you for havin' me! Why did you decide on a Nelly song? I wanted to surprise you, and I didn't think you guys think I'd do a Nelly song, - so, yeah! - (laughter) You know that was a fantastic answer, right? A'ight, Tom, you head on over to the VIP hangout.
Extra fresh with it.
Come on back for round two.
We'll find out if Tom can take his arch nemesis, Zendaya.
This is Lip Sync Battle.
If you wanna go and take a ride with me We three-wheelin' in the fo' with the LSB returns, and we got a battle on our hands.
The stars of Spider-Man: Homecoming have brought a civil war to our stage, and that championship belt is up for grabs.
Let's check out how the multi-talented Zendaya prepped to bring that belt home with her.
My favorite part of the whole process so far is, they're literally I've never heard a "no.
" Everything from, "Oh, can I try this? Oh, let's do this.
" They're like, "Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
" Hey, just, uh, visiting with the cameras, makin' sure that he stays in here.
Well, I don't wanna come and watch your (bleep) anyway.
Okay, good.
Good.
I'm not gonna even watch you when you're onstage.
Well, stay in here.
Stay in here.
All right? - Will you close my door? - No, no.
No, no, no.
- Excuse me.
- No, no! I picked my second song because I wanted the crowd to really get into it, and it is just me having a lot of fun on the stage.
I am a very competitive person.
Um, I think Tom may be a little more competitive than I am.
I've heard that he's been a bit of a diva, requesting a lot of things.
- Are you nervous? - I'm, like, nervous in a good way.
Yeah, I'm nervous in a good way.
I wanna get out there, - do it - Aaaaaaaahhhh! (cheering) ("24K Magic" playing) Players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon Girls, what y'all tryin' to do? 24 karat magic in the air Head to toe so player Look out - Pop, pop, it's show time - Show time - Show time - Show time Guess who's back again - Oh they don't know - Go on, tell 'em - Oh they don't know - Go on, tell 'em - I bet they know soon as we walk in - Showin' up Wearing Cuban links, designer minks - Inglewood's finest shoes - Whoop, whoop Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself Known to give the color red the blues - Second verse for the hustlas - Hustlas - Gangstas - Gangstas - Bad bitches and ya ugly friends - Haha - Can I preach? - Uh-oh - Can I preach? - Uh-oh I gotta show 'em how a pimp get it in - First, take your sip - Sip - Do your dip - Dip - Spend your money like money ain't shh - Whoop, whoop We too fresh, got to blame it on Jesus Hashtag blessed, they ain't ready for me, uh I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket Keep up Just put your pinky rings up to the moon Girls, what y'all trying to do? I know what they're tryin' to do 24 karat magic in the air Head to toe so player - 24 karat - Look out (cheering) LL: Wow! - Chrissy! - Chrissy: Dude.
In all my years and seasons here at Lip Sync Battle, that's one of the coolest entrances I've ever seen! (cheering) That was sick, that was honestly this was awesome.
Describe that feeling when you embodyin' that Bruno Mars, when you I mean, honestly, I just wanted to have a lot of fun.
And so, this was so much fun.
And thank you, guys, for giving me some energy.
- (cheering) - For sure! A'ight, Tom, what you feelin', what you feelin'? - I mean, Zendaya, that was amazing.
- Thanks, man.
That was amazing.
I can't take that away from you, but I'm gonna be incredible.
- (laughter) - Okay, I'm gonna be incredible! LL: There you go, in the VIP, chill out with y'all.
Round two continues.
My spidey sense is sayin' it's gonna be dope.
Next, on Lip Sync Battle.
We're goin' all the way up, baby.
Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon Lip Sync Battle returns, and we got our final performance of the night before a champ is crowned.
Zendaya blew the roof off, but now, it's time to see how Tom prepared to throw down.
- It's real.
- (cheering) (hip-hop music playing) Yeah, I've come prepared, you know? I could be more prepared.
A little bit more, you know? But I guess part of the fun of the show is Is the kind of rush and the craziness of it all, you know? It's awesome, you're ready, you're ready, you're incredible.
(laughing, chattering) Zendaya and I have been talkin' a lot of trash to each other.
- Yeah, you should go home.
- (Zendaya laughs) Oh, okay.
- You should go home.
- Okay.
I'd, uh, suggest some platforms.
- Or an apple box.
- Bitch.
I might be vertically challenged - but I'm Spider-Man! - Can we have an apple box? Or a chair? Anybody got a chair? The more I talk to you, the more nervous I make myself.
- (laughs) Why? - I don't know.
'Cause I keep tryin' to put you off, and you're like (cheering) (bouncy musical intro plays) I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again Just singin', singin' in the rain ("Umbrella" begins) Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh You have my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star Because when the sun shines, we'll shine together Told you I'd be here forever, said I'll always be a friend Took an oath, I'ma stick it out 'til the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh You can run into my arms, it's OK, don't be alarmed Come here to me, there's no distance in between our love So go on and let the rain pour, I'll be all you need and more Because when the sun shines, we'll shine together Told you I'll be here forever, said I'll always be a friend Took an oath, I'ma stick it out till the end Now that it's raining more than ever Know that we'll still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, under my umbrella Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (cheering and applause) Yo! Yo! Yo! That was a Where's Chrissy? Chrissy! Chrissy! Where's Chrissy? Where's Chr (cheering) Thank you! Oh my God! You are soaking wet, doing one of my favorite songs of all time.
I just wanted to see if it's possible that I live out one of my biggest fantasies.
Oh, you want that super fantasy? - (audience screaming) - Oh, okay.
Can I hold the Mic for you? (cheering) Mmmmmmm Nice! - Chrissy? - I'm really comfortable.
- You are very comfortable.
- I am oddly comfortable.
- Welcome to my world.
- (Chrissy laughs) So, Tom, what's the difference between webslingin', doin' what you do, in tights and then dancin' out here with this unbelievable outfit on.
Well, you know, I websling in tights.
They're just red and blue.
Not fishnet.
- That's the only difference, really.
- Yeah.
The fishnet is real, the fishnet is real.
You did your thing.
Zendaya, after that performance, are you seein' Tom in a different light? Honestly? That was incredible, I'm not gonna lie.
That was That was amazing.
- (laughs) - Whoo! Amazing.
Well, Tom, beware of the puddles on your way back to the VIP.
- Chrissy? - Yo? You havin' a little blood vibe, let me get you up.
Okay ohhhh! What a show! Come back, find out which way the audience will swing.
Two worthy contenders and one belt next, on Lip Sync Battle.
When the sun shines We'll shine together, told you Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Zendaya and Tom Holland left it all on the stage.
Make some noise for 'em.
- (cheering) - Show some appreciation for coming out here and doing their thing.
A'ight, Chrissy, let's do it, baby.
Chrissy: Do it.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champion Zendaya? (cheering) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Tom Holland? (cheering) And the Lip Sync Battle champion is - Spider-Man, Tom Holland! - (cheering) Whoo! Take a little take a bow, take a bow, take a bow! Wow! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! So Tom, what's it like to be the LSB champion? You know, it's an honor, man.
One of these belts I'd like to have for fightin', - but Lip Sync will do.
- (laughter) A'ight, now, Zendaya.
Wait a minute.
Listen tell everybody how you felt about being here on Lip Sync Battle.
This was so much fun.
Honestly, like, just doing this, and just being able to do whatever, and you guys just givin' us so much love.
- (cheering) - Like, it's so cool, and Tom you killed it.
That was so dope.
He is like totally I was like, "You're winning.
You're winning.
" LL: All right, well, a big thanks to Tom and Zendaya for kickin' it with the Lip Sync crew.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L! Oh! Hands up! Hands up! Because when the sun shines, we'll shine together Told you I'd be here forever, said I'll always be a friend Took an oath, I'ma stick it out 'til the end Now that it's raining more than ever LL: Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Hey! Sing along, sing along! You can stand under my umbrella