The Suite Life on Deck (2008) s03e22 Episode Script
Graduation on Deck
Okay, so I went on Yale's website, And they said they're sending out acceptance letters this week.
- Do you think we'll get in? - Please.
Do falling objects accelerate at a rate.
Of 9.
8 (m/s)? Why don't you jump off the deck and find out? Class, Mr.
Moseby and I.
Have a big announcement.
- You guys are getting married? - No! I just spoke with Mr.
Tipton.
It seems the ship has been sold.
So Seven Seas High is closing.
- What about finals? - What about graduation? Sr.
Moseby Now now now now listen listen listen.
We still have a week to sort everything out.
Before we reach New York and the ship is dismantled.
Yay, they're taking apart the stupid seas school! Yay! oh ay oh, oh ay oh come along with me and let's head out to see what this world has for you and for me now whichever way the wind blows we say - Hey-ho, let's go! - oh ay oh - This boat's rocking - oh ay oh - Ain't no stopping us now 'cause we're living the suite life - oh ay oh - This boat's rocking oh ay oh rocking the whole world round and we're living the suite life now hey ho! Oh ay oh, let's go! I just got my letter from the Peace Corps.
I've been assigned to Chad.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa.
Who is this Chad guy, and why are you "assigned" to him? Chad is a country.
In Africa.
- It's a good thing you're cute.
- Thank you.
Wait.
Africa? I can't believe Addison and I only have a week to put together the yearbook.
We have to include the clubs, the teams, the competitions, - The field trips, the dances - Oh! Cutest class couple.
London, get back here.
If you don't pass a foreign language, You are never gonna graduate.
Well, who cares if I graduate? I do.
I'm your teacher.
You're not very good at it.
I haven't even passed a foreign language.
- How do you expect me to graduate? - Ugh! Ah, Cody, I need your advice about girls.
If you still don't know after the film and the pamphlet, I can't help you.
No, Maya's moving away.
For two years to a country named after a surfer dude.
The country of Chad is named after Lake Chad, Which in the local arabic dialect means a large expanse of water.
Wow.
That's a creative name for a lake.
What, does it lie in the shadow of mount large pile of dirt? - Actually, Chad's topography - We're done with it.
Now, look, My point is I don't think I can handle a long distance relationship.
I gotta find a way to break up with Maya.
Well, you could practice your break up speech on me.
I'll pretend to be Maya.
You know what? I think I'm just gonna wing it.
Maya, we should talk.
Sure, how about over dinner tonight? My treat.
Uh, sure.
Oh, Zack, I'm gonna miss you so much.
You're gonna break up with her and stick her with the check? Classy.
I can't do it.
Why can't I do it? I've broken up with hundreds of girls.
By text, by e-mail, by blog.
I once dated two sisters.
And I had them break the news to each other for me.
Here's a thought.
Maybe you love Maya.
Maybe I do.
Zacky, I think your heart grew three sizes this day.
Okay, London, the only way to get you to pass Spanish in time to graduate.
Is by doing a complete immersion.
First, you handcuff me, And now you're gonna hold me underwater? As tempting as that is, I meant from this moment on, We will only speak Spanish.
Soy Emma.
You're a vegetarian? Well, that'll explains your pale skin and lifeless hair.
No, tu eres London.
Yes, I'm the heiress London.
You're a vegetarian.
We covered that.
Huh, hey, check this out.
I did bring a second pair of underpants.
- Did my Yale letter come? - I don't know.
Here it is.
My whole future.
Lies in this one envelope.
Then open it.
I can't.
I told Bailey I'd wait for her, and we'd open our letters together, But she's in chem lab until 4:30.
What are you doing? You promised Bailey, but I didn't.
"we thank you for your application to Yale university," But we regret.
- To inform you that " - Regret? It can't say "regret.
" Look, I may not be a yalie, but I do know how to read.
They rejected me.
I'm sorry, man.
Here.
I've been thinking a lot about this whole long distance relationship thing.
Me too.
I know it's gonna be hard, but we care about each other, And we can make this work.
We'll videochat every single day.
I'm not sure I'll have access to a computer.
Then we'll just have to call each other.
Cell phone service in Africa.
Can be a little spotty.
Then we'll write.
Not a lot of great reading light under the jungle canopy.
Well, wait.
Are you breaking up with me? Oh, yeah, it's over, history.
Flat line.
Say bye-bye.
But, Maya.
I just don't think that this long distance relationship thing.
Is fair for either one of us.
- No, we can still be friends.
- No, don't touch me.
I can't believe I wasted the best three months.
Of my life on you.
- No, baby, don't say that.
- I'm not your baby anymore.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I just got dumped.
Come on, buddy.
You can't just lie there forever.
What's Bailey gonna think? Bailey.
Oh, poor Bailey.
If I didn't get in, there's no way she got in.
She's gonna be so devastated.
Cody, are you in there? I've gotta be strong for her.
Come in.
Cody, look I have something to tell you.
I'm really sorry, but I went ahead.
And opened my letter from Yale without you.
It's okay, Bailey.
You must be so disappointed.
Why? I got in! Now go ahead, open yours.
Oh, Cody.
You opened your letter from Yale without me, didn't you? Don't worry.
I forgive you.
Now let me see it.
I wanna frame 'em together.
Let's see this.
Oh, no.
Maybe the whole framing thing is a bad idea.
Mi siento en mi silla Y escribo con mi pluma.
Mi blah blah blah.
Doobey blah.
Doobey don blah blue blah.
Yo quiero meter esta pluma en mi ojo! Blah blue blue blah blee blee yo yo! Hey, I'm thirsty.
Can I have some water? Agua.
Agua.
¿agua? SÃ, agua.
La pluma.
SÃ, sÃ! ¿la silla? SÃ, sÃ!, sÃ! El libro.
La ventana.
El escritorio.
Oh! Mujer fea.
You just called me an ugly woman in Spanish.
- SÃ, sÃ! - And I'm so proud! London, you're gonna graduate.
Moseby's gonna be so proud of me.
I'm so proud of me.
Congratulations.
Felicidades! Merry Christmas to you, too! Emma, you have untio 5:00 to wrap up the whole graduation.
- That's when the giant crane is coming through.
- Got it.
You know, Marion, We haven't really had a chance to talk about our future.
Okay, I just said.
A giant crane is coming in at 5:00.
Oh, forget it! I was not flirting with the toll booth attendant.
Really? And why did you give her an autographed cd? Because I have 500 of them in my trunk.
I give them to everybody.
Would you like a cd? No, some child support would be nice.
Kurt, Carey.
- Mr.
Moseby.
- Good to see you again.
Especially on such a happy occasion.
I'm so proud of our little graduates.
Zack is graduating, right? Absolutely.
Even London is graduating.
That miss tutweiller is a miracle worker.
- Would you like my latest cd? - Oh, sure.
Mr.
And Mrs.
Martin.
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
- Hi.
- You must be Bailey.
Your Cody's Where are you guys now? If you bothered to read Cody's e-mail, You would know they're back together again.
I am still on the one after Paris.
That's like 25 pages.
I like Zack's better.
It's short and to the point.
"hi, dad.
Send money.
" Speaking of Zack and Cody, where are they? Cody found out he didn't get into Yale.
He's not taking it very well.
Poor Cody.
He must be heartbroken.
He's not the only one.
Zack's not coming out of his cabin, either.
By the way, I'm Maya.
I'm so sorry, and I will not be there for Thanksgiving.
She must have heard about your cooking.
Bailey, only 20 minutes till graduation.
Yes, ma'am.
It is great to meet you guys.
- I got Zack.
- I'll take Cody.
Cody.
Oh, my poor baby.
Yale rejected me, mommy.
I know, honey.
I'm so sorry.
You know what? Yale's loss.
It's not the only school.
I mean, there's always Princeton.
The armpit of the Ivy league.
What about brown? A glorified junior college And an ugly color.
Cody, it's gonna be okay.
Hey, you know, I didn't go to any college.
I turned out all right.
You sing muzak.
To bored businessmen in a dingy hotel lounge.
And with 40 in your rearview, Even that can't last much longer.
All right.
Now we're both crying.
I'm sorry, mom.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
You shouldn't be.
You should be proud.
You are so brilliant.
And you have been since the moment you were born.
And cut your own umbilical cord.
I had to.
Zack wrapped it around my neck.
The point is you have accomplished so much.
You should be celebrating, not mourning.
Come on, where's your cap and gown? In the trash.
Along with the rest of my dreams.
Great.
Graduation's in 10 minutes.
I can't believe both you and Zack aren't gonna be there.
I drove all the way down from Boston.
With your father, listening to his greatest hits.
Look, buddy, I know Maya's a special girl, But there'll be lots of special girls.
You'll meet them at trade school, The unemployment line Or court-mandated community service wherever you end up.
Forget it.
I don't want any other girls.
Look, I was heartbroken.
When your mom and I split up, But I went on the road with my band.
And I've done just fine.
Yeah, but I don't want to be the creepy old dude.
Hitting on waitresses in filthy truck stops.
All across the country.
Hey, they've really upgraded some of those truck stops.
Sorry, but I'm not leaving this room.
Oh, great.
You and your brother are both ditching graduation.
I drove all the way down from Boston.
With your mother, listening to her greatest hit.
- Cody's ditching graduation? - Yeah.
He didn't get into Yale.
What do you mean you're not going to graduation? Zack This is a huge accomplishment for you.
No one ever thought you were gonna make it this far, Especially me.
Well, what about you? You've been dreaming of this moment your whole life.
You're valedictorian.
You've won every award.
You can't miss this.
- But it - Look look, Cody, forget about Yale.
And forget about Maya.
This is our moment, So let's get out there and have a great graduation.
Which, by the way, is in three minutes.
Oh, I've got to get this thing pressed.
There's no time.
- Good job, Kurt.
- I didn't do anything.
I mean we did a good job With them.
Yeah, they're our greatest hits.
And now our co-valedictorians Bailey Pickett and Cody Martin.
Uh, I really wish Cody could be here.
And not just 'cause he haf of our speech.
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here.
Hi.
Please excuse my wrinkly robe.
Carey, I saved a seat for you right here next to me.
Thanks.
Why'd you bring this guy? I'm their father.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm their stepfather.
No, you're not.
Not not yet.
Fellow graduates, As we say goodbye to High School.
And head off to colle Other things, We take with us the memories.
Of all the adventures that we've shared.
With every voyage, we've broadened our horizons.
But now as we embark on our separate journeys I can't do this.
Cody, I'm not going to Yale without you.
Bailey, you can't turn down Yale.
It's not your choice.
It's mine.
I choose you over Yale.
You deserve to go to Yale.
Yale won't be the same without you.
Yo, none of us out here.
Are going to Yale.
The point is.
No matter where we end up, Whether near or far, The bonds that we have formed here We will always cherish.
We're not just classmates, Shipmates or friends we're a family.
And we always will be, No matter where we end up.
Excuse me! Hey! Hey! - Can you keep it down over there? - Nope.
Pretty sure this doesn't have a volume setting.
I'll handle it.
Frankie.
Frankie.
We're trying to have a graduation ceremony here.
If you could do that later, we'd appreciate it.
No can do.
Mr.
Tipton wants this ship.
Stripped down within the hour.
Stop stop the work.
I will deal with Mr.
Tipton.
Tell him Frankie says hi.
Hello, Mr.
Tipton? It's Marion moseby from the s.
S.
Tipton.
Yeah, they're dismantling it as we speak.
Right, but we're trying to hold a graduation ceremony here.
Your daughter is one of the graduates.
No, I'm not kidding.
I I understand.
Actually, I don't understand.
We are having this graduation ceremony.
Whether you like it or not.
Good day, Mr.
Tipton.
Oh, Marion, that was so brave.
Way to go, Mr.
Moseby.
Eh, it's my last day.
What's he gonna do? Fire me? Woodrow fink.
- Whoo! - Woodster! Thanks, mom.
Thanks for nothing, Steve! Cody Martin.
I can't believe our boys are graduating High School.
I know! Miss tutweiller, it seems you misspelled the latin word for Zachary Martin! Hey, I have a speech too.
Uh-oh.
Goodbye, seniors.
Goodbye, class.
- High School, you can - Okay! Thank you, Zack! Bailey Pickett.
Oh, miss tutweiller, it seems you've made a La la la la la! And last but not least, London tipton! Seems like just yesterday she couldn't tie her shoes.
That was yesterday! Well done, London.
Thank you for not giving up on me And for tying my shoes.
You are so welcome.
Yay me! Everyone please rise.
Please move your tassels from right to left.
Congratulations seven seas high graduates! time to write the next chapter of our lives can't erase yesterday will remember it always.
Get your yearbooks! Hot off the presses.
- Oh, do you want me to sign your yearbook? - Yeah, sure.
I remember the day I met you.
It was a Monday.
Or was it a Tuesday? It was cloudy.
You were wearing the cutest little skirt.
Great.
I'm gonna need a second yearbook.
London, will you sign my yearbook? Of course.
"I will never forget you, no matter how hard I try.
London tipton.
" I'm gonna miss you making fun of me every day.
Ah, don't worry.
I made you a c.
D.
.
I'm gonna miss you guys so much! You're coming with us to the yankee game tonight.
I know, but that's not for like another four hours.
Marion, whatever this is, I don't have time.
I still have 30 Kitty carriers to pack, - And that's just the siamese.
- Ah.
Tention everyone.
Miss tutweiller and I have an announcement to make.
- We do? - I hope so.
Emma - Will you ma okay.
- Yes yes yes yes yes! Oh, I have to go call my mother.
And tell her "I told you so!" Moseby, are you sure you've thought this through? - Shut up! - Okay.
So I'm a High School graduate and you're engaged.
Didn't see that coming.
I know.
I think next we're gonna see one of Bailey's pigs fly by.
You know what, moseby? I'm gonna throw you the best wedding ever.
Well, thank you very much.
And thank you for taking care.
Of me all these years.
You are welcome.
I'm so proud of you for graduating High School.
And so proud of the woman that you've become.
Keep in touch, okay? Don't worry.
I've got you on speed dial.
- I'll call you if I ever have a problem.
- Okay.
- Hello? - I have a problem.
I'm gonna miss you.
Bye, Zack.
Bye, Cody.
Actually, London, I'm Gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Well, it's little me off to paris.
Promise you'll come visit me at Yale? I promise.
I've got an admissions guy I want to talk to.
So this isn't goodbye.
I love you.
I love you squared.
Zack.
I still don't know what you see in him.
You know, boys, I always thought.
If this ship were going to be destroyed, It'd be because of you two.
So did I.
So did I.
We're gonna miss you, moseby.
You know I never thought I'd say this, But I'm gonna miss you guys too.
So where are you and the future ball-and-chain headed? We're not really sure.
So don't I don't think he wants to tell us.
Doesn't matter.
We'll find him.
Well, Zack, We've lived in a hotel, On a boat.
- What's next? - I don't know.
But wherever we go we're taking that hot tub with us.
How you gonna swing that? I slipped Frankie a 20.
Did you take that from my wallet? Actually, I took a 50.
I just gave her 20 of it.
- Do you think we'll get in? - Please.
Do falling objects accelerate at a rate.
Of 9.
8 (m/s)? Why don't you jump off the deck and find out? Class, Mr.
Moseby and I.
Have a big announcement.
- You guys are getting married? - No! I just spoke with Mr.
Tipton.
It seems the ship has been sold.
So Seven Seas High is closing.
- What about finals? - What about graduation? Sr.
Moseby Now now now now listen listen listen.
We still have a week to sort everything out.
Before we reach New York and the ship is dismantled.
Yay, they're taking apart the stupid seas school! Yay! oh ay oh, oh ay oh come along with me and let's head out to see what this world has for you and for me now whichever way the wind blows we say - Hey-ho, let's go! - oh ay oh - This boat's rocking - oh ay oh - Ain't no stopping us now 'cause we're living the suite life - oh ay oh - This boat's rocking oh ay oh rocking the whole world round and we're living the suite life now hey ho! Oh ay oh, let's go! I just got my letter from the Peace Corps.
I've been assigned to Chad.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa.
Who is this Chad guy, and why are you "assigned" to him? Chad is a country.
In Africa.
- It's a good thing you're cute.
- Thank you.
Wait.
Africa? I can't believe Addison and I only have a week to put together the yearbook.
We have to include the clubs, the teams, the competitions, - The field trips, the dances - Oh! Cutest class couple.
London, get back here.
If you don't pass a foreign language, You are never gonna graduate.
Well, who cares if I graduate? I do.
I'm your teacher.
You're not very good at it.
I haven't even passed a foreign language.
- How do you expect me to graduate? - Ugh! Ah, Cody, I need your advice about girls.
If you still don't know after the film and the pamphlet, I can't help you.
No, Maya's moving away.
For two years to a country named after a surfer dude.
The country of Chad is named after Lake Chad, Which in the local arabic dialect means a large expanse of water.
Wow.
That's a creative name for a lake.
What, does it lie in the shadow of mount large pile of dirt? - Actually, Chad's topography - We're done with it.
Now, look, My point is I don't think I can handle a long distance relationship.
I gotta find a way to break up with Maya.
Well, you could practice your break up speech on me.
I'll pretend to be Maya.
You know what? I think I'm just gonna wing it.
Maya, we should talk.
Sure, how about over dinner tonight? My treat.
Uh, sure.
Oh, Zack, I'm gonna miss you so much.
You're gonna break up with her and stick her with the check? Classy.
I can't do it.
Why can't I do it? I've broken up with hundreds of girls.
By text, by e-mail, by blog.
I once dated two sisters.
And I had them break the news to each other for me.
Here's a thought.
Maybe you love Maya.
Maybe I do.
Zacky, I think your heart grew three sizes this day.
Okay, London, the only way to get you to pass Spanish in time to graduate.
Is by doing a complete immersion.
First, you handcuff me, And now you're gonna hold me underwater? As tempting as that is, I meant from this moment on, We will only speak Spanish.
Soy Emma.
You're a vegetarian? Well, that'll explains your pale skin and lifeless hair.
No, tu eres London.
Yes, I'm the heiress London.
You're a vegetarian.
We covered that.
Huh, hey, check this out.
I did bring a second pair of underpants.
- Did my Yale letter come? - I don't know.
Here it is.
My whole future.
Lies in this one envelope.
Then open it.
I can't.
I told Bailey I'd wait for her, and we'd open our letters together, But she's in chem lab until 4:30.
What are you doing? You promised Bailey, but I didn't.
"we thank you for your application to Yale university," But we regret.
- To inform you that " - Regret? It can't say "regret.
" Look, I may not be a yalie, but I do know how to read.
They rejected me.
I'm sorry, man.
Here.
I've been thinking a lot about this whole long distance relationship thing.
Me too.
I know it's gonna be hard, but we care about each other, And we can make this work.
We'll videochat every single day.
I'm not sure I'll have access to a computer.
Then we'll just have to call each other.
Cell phone service in Africa.
Can be a little spotty.
Then we'll write.
Not a lot of great reading light under the jungle canopy.
Well, wait.
Are you breaking up with me? Oh, yeah, it's over, history.
Flat line.
Say bye-bye.
But, Maya.
I just don't think that this long distance relationship thing.
Is fair for either one of us.
- No, we can still be friends.
- No, don't touch me.
I can't believe I wasted the best three months.
Of my life on you.
- No, baby, don't say that.
- I'm not your baby anymore.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I just got dumped.
Come on, buddy.
You can't just lie there forever.
What's Bailey gonna think? Bailey.
Oh, poor Bailey.
If I didn't get in, there's no way she got in.
She's gonna be so devastated.
Cody, are you in there? I've gotta be strong for her.
Come in.
Cody, look I have something to tell you.
I'm really sorry, but I went ahead.
And opened my letter from Yale without you.
It's okay, Bailey.
You must be so disappointed.
Why? I got in! Now go ahead, open yours.
Oh, Cody.
You opened your letter from Yale without me, didn't you? Don't worry.
I forgive you.
Now let me see it.
I wanna frame 'em together.
Let's see this.
Oh, no.
Maybe the whole framing thing is a bad idea.
Mi siento en mi silla Y escribo con mi pluma.
Mi blah blah blah.
Doobey blah.
Doobey don blah blue blah.
Yo quiero meter esta pluma en mi ojo! Blah blue blue blah blee blee yo yo! Hey, I'm thirsty.
Can I have some water? Agua.
Agua.
¿agua? SÃ, agua.
La pluma.
SÃ, sÃ! ¿la silla? SÃ, sÃ!, sÃ! El libro.
La ventana.
El escritorio.
Oh! Mujer fea.
You just called me an ugly woman in Spanish.
- SÃ, sÃ! - And I'm so proud! London, you're gonna graduate.
Moseby's gonna be so proud of me.
I'm so proud of me.
Congratulations.
Felicidades! Merry Christmas to you, too! Emma, you have untio 5:00 to wrap up the whole graduation.
- That's when the giant crane is coming through.
- Got it.
You know, Marion, We haven't really had a chance to talk about our future.
Okay, I just said.
A giant crane is coming in at 5:00.
Oh, forget it! I was not flirting with the toll booth attendant.
Really? And why did you give her an autographed cd? Because I have 500 of them in my trunk.
I give them to everybody.
Would you like a cd? No, some child support would be nice.
Kurt, Carey.
- Mr.
Moseby.
- Good to see you again.
Especially on such a happy occasion.
I'm so proud of our little graduates.
Zack is graduating, right? Absolutely.
Even London is graduating.
That miss tutweiller is a miracle worker.
- Would you like my latest cd? - Oh, sure.
Mr.
And Mrs.
Martin.
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.
- Hi.
- You must be Bailey.
Your Cody's Where are you guys now? If you bothered to read Cody's e-mail, You would know they're back together again.
I am still on the one after Paris.
That's like 25 pages.
I like Zack's better.
It's short and to the point.
"hi, dad.
Send money.
" Speaking of Zack and Cody, where are they? Cody found out he didn't get into Yale.
He's not taking it very well.
Poor Cody.
He must be heartbroken.
He's not the only one.
Zack's not coming out of his cabin, either.
By the way, I'm Maya.
I'm so sorry, and I will not be there for Thanksgiving.
She must have heard about your cooking.
Bailey, only 20 minutes till graduation.
Yes, ma'am.
It is great to meet you guys.
- I got Zack.
- I'll take Cody.
Cody.
Oh, my poor baby.
Yale rejected me, mommy.
I know, honey.
I'm so sorry.
You know what? Yale's loss.
It's not the only school.
I mean, there's always Princeton.
The armpit of the Ivy league.
What about brown? A glorified junior college And an ugly color.
Cody, it's gonna be okay.
Hey, you know, I didn't go to any college.
I turned out all right.
You sing muzak.
To bored businessmen in a dingy hotel lounge.
And with 40 in your rearview, Even that can't last much longer.
All right.
Now we're both crying.
I'm sorry, mom.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
You shouldn't be.
You should be proud.
You are so brilliant.
And you have been since the moment you were born.
And cut your own umbilical cord.
I had to.
Zack wrapped it around my neck.
The point is you have accomplished so much.
You should be celebrating, not mourning.
Come on, where's your cap and gown? In the trash.
Along with the rest of my dreams.
Great.
Graduation's in 10 minutes.
I can't believe both you and Zack aren't gonna be there.
I drove all the way down from Boston.
With your father, listening to his greatest hits.
Look, buddy, I know Maya's a special girl, But there'll be lots of special girls.
You'll meet them at trade school, The unemployment line Or court-mandated community service wherever you end up.
Forget it.
I don't want any other girls.
Look, I was heartbroken.
When your mom and I split up, But I went on the road with my band.
And I've done just fine.
Yeah, but I don't want to be the creepy old dude.
Hitting on waitresses in filthy truck stops.
All across the country.
Hey, they've really upgraded some of those truck stops.
Sorry, but I'm not leaving this room.
Oh, great.
You and your brother are both ditching graduation.
I drove all the way down from Boston.
With your mother, listening to her greatest hit.
- Cody's ditching graduation? - Yeah.
He didn't get into Yale.
What do you mean you're not going to graduation? Zack This is a huge accomplishment for you.
No one ever thought you were gonna make it this far, Especially me.
Well, what about you? You've been dreaming of this moment your whole life.
You're valedictorian.
You've won every award.
You can't miss this.
- But it - Look look, Cody, forget about Yale.
And forget about Maya.
This is our moment, So let's get out there and have a great graduation.
Which, by the way, is in three minutes.
Oh, I've got to get this thing pressed.
There's no time.
- Good job, Kurt.
- I didn't do anything.
I mean we did a good job With them.
Yeah, they're our greatest hits.
And now our co-valedictorians Bailey Pickett and Cody Martin.
Uh, I really wish Cody could be here.
And not just 'cause he haf of our speech.
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here.
Hi.
Please excuse my wrinkly robe.
Carey, I saved a seat for you right here next to me.
Thanks.
Why'd you bring this guy? I'm their father.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm their stepfather.
No, you're not.
Not not yet.
Fellow graduates, As we say goodbye to High School.
And head off to colle Other things, We take with us the memories.
Of all the adventures that we've shared.
With every voyage, we've broadened our horizons.
But now as we embark on our separate journeys I can't do this.
Cody, I'm not going to Yale without you.
Bailey, you can't turn down Yale.
It's not your choice.
It's mine.
I choose you over Yale.
You deserve to go to Yale.
Yale won't be the same without you.
Yo, none of us out here.
Are going to Yale.
The point is.
No matter where we end up, Whether near or far, The bonds that we have formed here We will always cherish.
We're not just classmates, Shipmates or friends we're a family.
And we always will be, No matter where we end up.
Excuse me! Hey! Hey! - Can you keep it down over there? - Nope.
Pretty sure this doesn't have a volume setting.
I'll handle it.
Frankie.
Frankie.
We're trying to have a graduation ceremony here.
If you could do that later, we'd appreciate it.
No can do.
Mr.
Tipton wants this ship.
Stripped down within the hour.
Stop stop the work.
I will deal with Mr.
Tipton.
Tell him Frankie says hi.
Hello, Mr.
Tipton? It's Marion moseby from the s.
S.
Tipton.
Yeah, they're dismantling it as we speak.
Right, but we're trying to hold a graduation ceremony here.
Your daughter is one of the graduates.
No, I'm not kidding.
I I understand.
Actually, I don't understand.
We are having this graduation ceremony.
Whether you like it or not.
Good day, Mr.
Tipton.
Oh, Marion, that was so brave.
Way to go, Mr.
Moseby.
Eh, it's my last day.
What's he gonna do? Fire me? Woodrow fink.
- Whoo! - Woodster! Thanks, mom.
Thanks for nothing, Steve! Cody Martin.
I can't believe our boys are graduating High School.
I know! Miss tutweiller, it seems you misspelled the latin word for Zachary Martin! Hey, I have a speech too.
Uh-oh.
Goodbye, seniors.
Goodbye, class.
- High School, you can - Okay! Thank you, Zack! Bailey Pickett.
Oh, miss tutweiller, it seems you've made a La la la la la! And last but not least, London tipton! Seems like just yesterday she couldn't tie her shoes.
That was yesterday! Well done, London.
Thank you for not giving up on me And for tying my shoes.
You are so welcome.
Yay me! Everyone please rise.
Please move your tassels from right to left.
Congratulations seven seas high graduates! time to write the next chapter of our lives can't erase yesterday will remember it always.
Get your yearbooks! Hot off the presses.
- Oh, do you want me to sign your yearbook? - Yeah, sure.
I remember the day I met you.
It was a Monday.
Or was it a Tuesday? It was cloudy.
You were wearing the cutest little skirt.
Great.
I'm gonna need a second yearbook.
London, will you sign my yearbook? Of course.
"I will never forget you, no matter how hard I try.
London tipton.
" I'm gonna miss you making fun of me every day.
Ah, don't worry.
I made you a c.
D.
.
I'm gonna miss you guys so much! You're coming with us to the yankee game tonight.
I know, but that's not for like another four hours.
Marion, whatever this is, I don't have time.
I still have 30 Kitty carriers to pack, - And that's just the siamese.
- Ah.
Tention everyone.
Miss tutweiller and I have an announcement to make.
- We do? - I hope so.
Emma - Will you ma okay.
- Yes yes yes yes yes! Oh, I have to go call my mother.
And tell her "I told you so!" Moseby, are you sure you've thought this through? - Shut up! - Okay.
So I'm a High School graduate and you're engaged.
Didn't see that coming.
I know.
I think next we're gonna see one of Bailey's pigs fly by.
You know what, moseby? I'm gonna throw you the best wedding ever.
Well, thank you very much.
And thank you for taking care.
Of me all these years.
You are welcome.
I'm so proud of you for graduating High School.
And so proud of the woman that you've become.
Keep in touch, okay? Don't worry.
I've got you on speed dial.
- I'll call you if I ever have a problem.
- Okay.
- Hello? - I have a problem.
I'm gonna miss you.
Bye, Zack.
Bye, Cody.
Actually, London, I'm Gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Well, it's little me off to paris.
Promise you'll come visit me at Yale? I promise.
I've got an admissions guy I want to talk to.
So this isn't goodbye.
I love you.
I love you squared.
Zack.
I still don't know what you see in him.
You know, boys, I always thought.
If this ship were going to be destroyed, It'd be because of you two.
So did I.
So did I.
We're gonna miss you, moseby.
You know I never thought I'd say this, But I'm gonna miss you guys too.
So where are you and the future ball-and-chain headed? We're not really sure.
So don't I don't think he wants to tell us.
Doesn't matter.
We'll find him.
Well, Zack, We've lived in a hotel, On a boat.
- What's next? - I don't know.
But wherever we go we're taking that hot tub with us.
How you gonna swing that? I slipped Frankie a 20.
Did you take that from my wallet? Actually, I took a 50.
I just gave her 20 of it.