Bunnicula (2016) s03e23 Episode Script
Road Tripped
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
HAROLD: Okay. Just a few more
things for the road
and we'll be all set.
Nothing's gonna put a damper
on this trip.
-You guys going somewhere?
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
What makes you say that,
Damper?
I mean, Chester.
Well, it looks like you're
packing for a big trip.
CHESTER:
Lawn chairs, a tent?
Shirts that say,
"I heart jazz"?
(GASPS) You guys are going
to a jazz festival!
Jazz is my thing.
How could you guys go
to one and not tell me?
Uh, look, man.
We didn't wanna tell you
because it's a monster
jazz festival.
Yeah, it's real
monster-heavy.
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
-It's got monsters everywhere.
You don't wanna come, right?
It would just freak you out.
'Cause of the monsters.
Because of the monsters.
I won't freak out.
I live with Bunnicula.
I'm totally used to monsters.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
See? Totally used to it.
Look, Chester.
We'd totally love to
have you come.
But to truly enjoy jazz,
you gotta be in the smooth,
mellow groove.
Yeah!
And all your freaking out
about the monsters
is totally gonna harsh
our mellow vibe, you know?
Yeah, totally harsh it.
'Cause of the monsters.
Because of the monsters.
Oh, okay. I see your point.
I guess I'll just stay
here then, alone.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(MUMBLING)
Okay, Chester. You can come.
-Really?
-But, you have to promise,
not to freak out
about the monsters.
(LAUGHS) Okay, don't worry,
I won't freak
(SCREAMING)
(STAMMERING)
It's a lady bug!
Just, uh, getting it
out of my system.
Harsh mellow, here I come.
Yeah, we packed
marshmallows.
No, man.
I said "harsh mell"
Yeah, I'll have one.
PATCHES: All right.
Time to put the pedal
to the metal.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, that was the brakes.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-PATCHES: Oh, brakes again.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Can't seem to reach the
(GRUNTS)
There we go.
(EXCLAIMS)
That's better.
(SCREAMING) What's going on?
(BABBLES)
Did you nap well, Chester?
Who's driving?
I am, man.
Are you sure that's such
a good idea considering
your condition?
I'm the only one here
who can reach the pedals.
PATCHES: As long as
the moon's not covered.
(GRUNTS)
You're not freaking out
already, are ya?
No. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
CHESTER: Where we going?
This looks like a really
spooky place to have
a jazz festival.
(LAUGHS)
This isn't where
the jazz festival is, silly.
We have to pick up Bunnicula's
monster friends first.
We're picking up
Monsters?
-(BABBLES)
-Monsters?
Here, in the car?
You promised not to freak out
about the monsters.
Monsters don't appreciate
when you freak out
around them.
-It hurts their feelings.
-(BABBLES)
Okay. A promise is a promise.
I won't freak out.
HAROLD: Here we are.
The Monster Swamp Diner.
You coming, Chester?
Monster Swamp Diner?
Yeah No. I'll just wait
in the car.
-Is it 'cause of the monsters?
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
No. Someone needs to
watch the car is all.
Suit yourself, Chester.
We'll be right back.
Okay, you're safe
in the car, Chester.
Don't freak out no matter how
dark and spooky it is outside.
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
-(DOLL SQUEAKING)
-(SCREAMS) What was that?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Ah, it's just Patches'
hula girl.
Nothing to freak out about.
There's actually something
pretty calming about this.
(SIGHS) Just focus on
the hula girl.
You'll be okay.
(WHIMPERING)
Huh?
(SIGHS) Maybe it was just
my imagina
(SCREAMING)
(MEOWS LOUDLY)
Okay. We're back.
You okay, Chester?
-(PANTING) Wait.
But the guy
-What guy?
That, uh Guy?
(YELLS) Glob Glob!
(SCREAMS) That guy!
Chester. Are you freaking out
about Glob Glob?
Glob Glob.
-Glob Glob just sells
swamp cabbage.
-(SPUTTERS)
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Sure, we'll take one.
I like to support
our local vendors.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Glob glob.
Bye!
Mmm.
Wait. So, he's not the monster
we're picking up?
Nah. Glob Glob doesn't
get jazz.
We're giving her a ride.
-Huh?
-Hi, my name is Silk.
Oh, you're such a cute
little kitty cat.
You must be Chester.
I'm so pleased to meet you.
My name is Silk.
Did I tell you that?
A little talkative but she's
surprisingly normal enough.
Nice to meet you, too.
The pleasure is
all mine, Chester.
(YELPS)
I guess she's not so bad
if I do this.
Jeez. Thanks, I guess.
Bunnicula! Oh, my gosh, man.
It's so good to see you again.
(BABBLES)
Thank you so much
for inviting me along.
This is gonna be so great.
I love jazz so much
Well, I guess
it could be worse.
(GASPING)
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(WHIMPERING)
So, you're waiting
in the van again, Chester?
Nope. I'm right behind
you guys.
Now, everybody. Stick with
your group buddy
so you won't get separated.
I call Bunnicula!
-Whoo-hoo!
-BUNNICULA: Yeah!
Oh, and Chester.
The three of us
can be group buddies.
Isn't that cool? It's just,
like, the coolest, it's just,
like, the three of us
(WHIMPERING)
I'll just follow closely.
Oh, suit yourself, man.
(YELPS)
Guys? (WHIMPERING)
I got separated!
(WHIMPERING) Guys?
You shouldn't be here!
Without a group buddy!
(SCREAMING)
That's how people get lost.
Monster, monster!
(GRUNTS AND EXCLAIMS)
Chester. There you are.
There's a monster chasing me!
(GASPS) Wow,
what did you do to him?
What did I do to him?
The monster?
(ALL MUTTERING)
What?
When you say "monster"
with that tone,
it's a little harsh.
-Hey, y'all.
I'm ready to go.
-(SCREAMS)
What is that?
Chester!
We are so sorry.
Our friend here has
a tendency to freak out
easily.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I'm not freaking out.
I'm a little surprised.
What surprises you exactly?
Things.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, my goodness. It's Holly.
Great to see you, Bunnicula.
This is gonna be a blast.
-I call shotgun!
-I call shot Oh.
PATCHES: All right.
Next stop, jazz festival.
SILK: So, you know,
all arachnids have
eight legs, right?
-But in some species
-Um, is anybody else
hot in here?
they're not actually legs.
They're more like arms,
but we don't call them arms.
All right.
We're coming up on
the portal to the underworld.
Hurray!
Wait. Underworld?
Yeah, that's where
they always hold
the Monster Jazz Festival.
PATCHES:
The portal's right ahead.
We're going in there?
Yeah, just relax.
-This will be great.
-(GULPS)
Wait, we're picking up speed!
CHESTER: Patches!
You're going too fast!
(LAUGHING)
(TREMBLING)
(SCREAMS)
SILK:
What's the matter, Chester?
There's no reason
to be scared!
(LAUGHING EERILY)
Slow down!
No can do.
There's no full moon
in the underworld.
Whoa. Talk about harsh mellow.
Oh. Hey, thanks.
That's it!
I can't take it anymore!
Now, Chester. Calm down.
You're starting to freak out.
Of course I'm freaking out!
I'm sitting
between three monsters!
Look. I know I promised
I wouldn't freak out.
And I get that's why
you didn't want me
on this trip to begin with.
But I'd rather be freaked out
than left alone
because you're my friends
and I enjoy being around
all of you!
That's the sweetest thing
anybody's ever yelled at me.
-Thank you.
-(GROANS)
Look. I don't mean to
hurt anyone's feelings.
CHESTER:
Spiders are just really
scary to me,
but, well, you talk a lot,
but you're also really nice.
And, and you, well,
you're extremely hot.
Oh, thank you.
But you're not really my type.
I just can't help it.
This is who I am.
I'm sure Bunnicula's behind me
waiting to scare me right now.
(PURRS)
We're sorry, Chester.
It wasn't very nice
not inviting you
to begin with.
Especially when you always
seem to know what to do
when we're in a bad situation.
Aw, that's all right, buddy.
Now what do you say
we get to that jazz festival?
How do we do that?
My van's totaled.
Easily. With a little
teamwork, some ingenuity,
and that gum tree.
(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay. Take your places.
All right, guys.
Start pedaling.
Bunnicula. Holly.
Do your thing.
(BABBLES)
It's the concert!
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
-We made it!
Wow, what an amazing view.
That is amazing.
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
HAROLD: Okay. Just a few more
things for the road
and we'll be all set.
Nothing's gonna put a damper
on this trip.
-You guys going somewhere?
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
What makes you say that,
Damper?
I mean, Chester.
Well, it looks like you're
packing for a big trip.
CHESTER:
Lawn chairs, a tent?
Shirts that say,
"I heart jazz"?
(GASPS) You guys are going
to a jazz festival!
Jazz is my thing.
How could you guys go
to one and not tell me?
Uh, look, man.
We didn't wanna tell you
because it's a monster
jazz festival.
Yeah, it's real
monster-heavy.
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
-It's got monsters everywhere.
You don't wanna come, right?
It would just freak you out.
'Cause of the monsters.
Because of the monsters.
I won't freak out.
I live with Bunnicula.
I'm totally used to monsters.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
See? Totally used to it.
Look, Chester.
We'd totally love to
have you come.
But to truly enjoy jazz,
you gotta be in the smooth,
mellow groove.
Yeah!
And all your freaking out
about the monsters
is totally gonna harsh
our mellow vibe, you know?
Yeah, totally harsh it.
'Cause of the monsters.
Because of the monsters.
Oh, okay. I see your point.
I guess I'll just stay
here then, alone.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
(MUMBLING)
Okay, Chester. You can come.
-Really?
-But, you have to promise,
not to freak out
about the monsters.
(LAUGHS) Okay, don't worry,
I won't freak
(SCREAMING)
(STAMMERING)
It's a lady bug!
Just, uh, getting it
out of my system.
Harsh mellow, here I come.
Yeah, we packed
marshmallows.
No, man.
I said "harsh mell"
Yeah, I'll have one.
PATCHES: All right.
Time to put the pedal
to the metal.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, that was the brakes.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-PATCHES: Oh, brakes again.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Can't seem to reach the
(GRUNTS)
There we go.
(EXCLAIMS)
That's better.
(SCREAMING) What's going on?
(BABBLES)
Did you nap well, Chester?
Who's driving?
I am, man.
Are you sure that's such
a good idea considering
your condition?
I'm the only one here
who can reach the pedals.
PATCHES: As long as
the moon's not covered.
(GRUNTS)
You're not freaking out
already, are ya?
No. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
CHESTER: Where we going?
This looks like a really
spooky place to have
a jazz festival.
(LAUGHS)
This isn't where
the jazz festival is, silly.
We have to pick up Bunnicula's
monster friends first.
We're picking up
Monsters?
-(BABBLES)
-Monsters?
Here, in the car?
You promised not to freak out
about the monsters.
Monsters don't appreciate
when you freak out
around them.
-It hurts their feelings.
-(BABBLES)
Okay. A promise is a promise.
I won't freak out.
HAROLD: Here we are.
The Monster Swamp Diner.
You coming, Chester?
Monster Swamp Diner?
Yeah No. I'll just wait
in the car.
-Is it 'cause of the monsters?
-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
No. Someone needs to
watch the car is all.
Suit yourself, Chester.
We'll be right back.
Okay, you're safe
in the car, Chester.
Don't freak out no matter how
dark and spooky it is outside.
(WHIMPERING)
(WHIMPERING)
-(DOLL SQUEAKING)
-(SCREAMS) What was that?
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Ah, it's just Patches'
hula girl.
Nothing to freak out about.
There's actually something
pretty calming about this.
(SIGHS) Just focus on
the hula girl.
You'll be okay.
(WHIMPERING)
Huh?
(SIGHS) Maybe it was just
my imagina
(SCREAMING)
(MEOWS LOUDLY)
Okay. We're back.
You okay, Chester?
-(PANTING) Wait.
But the guy
-What guy?
That, uh Guy?
(YELLS) Glob Glob!
(SCREAMS) That guy!
Chester. Are you freaking out
about Glob Glob?
Glob Glob.
-Glob Glob just sells
swamp cabbage.
-(SPUTTERS)
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Sure, we'll take one.
I like to support
our local vendors.
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Glob glob.
Bye!
Mmm.
Wait. So, he's not the monster
we're picking up?
Nah. Glob Glob doesn't
get jazz.
We're giving her a ride.
-Huh?
-Hi, my name is Silk.
Oh, you're such a cute
little kitty cat.
You must be Chester.
I'm so pleased to meet you.
My name is Silk.
Did I tell you that?
A little talkative but she's
surprisingly normal enough.
Nice to meet you, too.
The pleasure is
all mine, Chester.
(YELPS)
I guess she's not so bad
if I do this.
Jeez. Thanks, I guess.
Bunnicula! Oh, my gosh, man.
It's so good to see you again.
(BABBLES)
Thank you so much
for inviting me along.
This is gonna be so great.
I love jazz so much
Well, I guess
it could be worse.
(GASPING)
(ALL LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(WHIMPERING)
So, you're waiting
in the van again, Chester?
Nope. I'm right behind
you guys.
Now, everybody. Stick with
your group buddy
so you won't get separated.
I call Bunnicula!
-Whoo-hoo!
-BUNNICULA: Yeah!
Oh, and Chester.
The three of us
can be group buddies.
Isn't that cool? It's just,
like, the coolest, it's just,
like, the three of us
(WHIMPERING)
I'll just follow closely.
Oh, suit yourself, man.
(YELPS)
Guys? (WHIMPERING)
I got separated!
(WHIMPERING) Guys?
You shouldn't be here!
Without a group buddy!
(SCREAMING)
That's how people get lost.
Monster, monster!
(GRUNTS AND EXCLAIMS)
Chester. There you are.
There's a monster chasing me!
(GASPS) Wow,
what did you do to him?
What did I do to him?
The monster?
(ALL MUTTERING)
What?
When you say "monster"
with that tone,
it's a little harsh.
-Hey, y'all.
I'm ready to go.
-(SCREAMS)
What is that?
Chester!
We are so sorry.
Our friend here has
a tendency to freak out
easily.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
I'm not freaking out.
I'm a little surprised.
What surprises you exactly?
Things.
(SCREAMING)
Oh, my goodness. It's Holly.
Great to see you, Bunnicula.
This is gonna be a blast.
-I call shotgun!
-I call shot Oh.
PATCHES: All right.
Next stop, jazz festival.
SILK: So, you know,
all arachnids have
eight legs, right?
-But in some species
-Um, is anybody else
hot in here?
they're not actually legs.
They're more like arms,
but we don't call them arms.
All right.
We're coming up on
the portal to the underworld.
Hurray!
Wait. Underworld?
Yeah, that's where
they always hold
the Monster Jazz Festival.
PATCHES:
The portal's right ahead.
We're going in there?
Yeah, just relax.
-This will be great.
-(GULPS)
Wait, we're picking up speed!
CHESTER: Patches!
You're going too fast!
(LAUGHING)
(TREMBLING)
(SCREAMS)
SILK:
What's the matter, Chester?
There's no reason
to be scared!
(LAUGHING EERILY)
Slow down!
No can do.
There's no full moon
in the underworld.
Whoa. Talk about harsh mellow.
Oh. Hey, thanks.
That's it!
I can't take it anymore!
Now, Chester. Calm down.
You're starting to freak out.
Of course I'm freaking out!
I'm sitting
between three monsters!
Look. I know I promised
I wouldn't freak out.
And I get that's why
you didn't want me
on this trip to begin with.
But I'd rather be freaked out
than left alone
because you're my friends
and I enjoy being around
all of you!
That's the sweetest thing
anybody's ever yelled at me.
-Thank you.
-(GROANS)
Look. I don't mean to
hurt anyone's feelings.
CHESTER:
Spiders are just really
scary to me,
but, well, you talk a lot,
but you're also really nice.
And, and you, well,
you're extremely hot.
Oh, thank you.
But you're not really my type.
I just can't help it.
This is who I am.
I'm sure Bunnicula's behind me
waiting to scare me right now.
(PURRS)
We're sorry, Chester.
It wasn't very nice
not inviting you
to begin with.
Especially when you always
seem to know what to do
when we're in a bad situation.
Aw, that's all right, buddy.
Now what do you say
we get to that jazz festival?
How do we do that?
My van's totaled.
Easily. With a little
teamwork, some ingenuity,
and that gum tree.
(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay. Take your places.
All right, guys.
Start pedaling.
Bunnicula. Holly.
Do your thing.
(BABBLES)
It's the concert!
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
-We made it!
Wow, what an amazing view.
That is amazing.
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)