Erky Perky (2006) s03e23 Episode Script

1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(bugs rustling)
- Corn, bub?
(whooshing)
(Perky munching)
- Can you munch
with less crunch?
I'm trying to watch this.
(timer dinging)
(bugs gasping)
(light playful music)
- [Perky] The ping cave!
- [Erky] It's open.
(bugs laughing and murmuring)
- Ohh Erky, wait.
I don't think we should go in?
- Huh, did you see
what was just in here?
- Something's not right, Erky.
Call it instinct.
- Wow, we're inside.
(Erky laughing)
- And look what else is.
(bugs laughing)
- The ping cave,
it's illuminated,
open, and full of glop.
Oh wait til I tell Margaret.
(Erky groaning)
- A little help, Perky.
- I don't know,
Erky, it isn't right.
(dramatic music)
- [All] Mad maddies!
- You won't be
disappointed, Margaret.
I guarantee you it's
the most fantastic glop
you've ever seen.
- [All] Hide.
- The venteleration shaft.
(bugs murmuring)
(spring pinging)
(fly buzzing)
- Margaret, I give you
the glop mother load.
- Is this some sort of joke?
- The glop, someone's taken it!
- Why didn't you take it?
- Well, it was jus there,
they can't have got far.
- Ohh.
(bugs gasping)
- Hmmm.
(Perky sneezing)
(thudding)
What?
(wings fluttering)
(Margaret growling)
- [Perky] Hey, I
wonder what this does.
- Erky, what are you doing?
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs groaning)
- Ah-ha, I didn't
fly all this way
so you can leave with my glop.
- [Perky] Hey,
what does this do?
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
- Have we been here before?
- It's Kitchen, we've
been everywhere before.
(bugs laughing)
(springs pinging)
- Erky, have you ever
seen a glob that good?
- Not since the
one you're holding?
(bugs screaming)
- Where'd that come from?
- I've never seen it before.
Actually, I have seen it before.
(Erky laughing)
They're identical.
- My instinct tells me
something odd is going on.
(Stinks farting)
- It's awesome.
- Perky come on,
our second glop.
- Technically, that's
your first glop.
- I'll extrapolate later.
(bugs laughing)
(wings buzzing)
- Margaret, I give you.
Someone's taken it!
- Why didn't you take it?
- Well, it was jus there,
they can't have got far.
(Stinks farting)
(wings fluttering)
(Margaret growling)
(Perky sneezing)
- What?
Ah-ha.
- Perky, do what you
did last time, quickly.
- [Perky] Well last
time it was this.
- Well, what do you know?
- [Perky] Hey,
what does this do?
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
(bugs gasping)
- Hey weren't we just?
- And this was.
(bugs laughing)
(springs pinging)
- It can't all be the same glop.
- But they all are.
This glop is quite distinct.
- Allow me to explinate.
Perky's reconfiguration
of the ping cave
is initiating a fracture in
the space-time conundrum.
- Well, that's what
I was gonna say.
No wait, I was gonna say,
"My thing with the what?"
- You traveled back in
time to before you arrived
and took the glop.
(Stinks farting)
You're both holding
glop from the future.
- So these glops are
this glop in the future?
- Uh-huh.
So if somebody eats this glop,
the future glop
will cease to exist.
- If you think I'm going
to swallow that rubbish,
I'll be too busy
swallowing this rubbish.
- I'll prove it.
- [Erky and Perky] My glop!
- Told ya!
- We had two glops and
now they're both gone.
- And now we want them back.
- No problem, you just have
to travel back in time again
to before I ate them.
(bugs gasping)
- And now's the time to travel.
(bugs laughing)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
- Please be glop,
please be glop!
(spring pinging)
Glop!
(Perky laughing)
- Horay for Stinks!
- What did I tell ya?
- Let's share this
glop while we have it.
- Why, when we can
have a full glop each?
(bugs screaming)
(springs pinging)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
- We have two glops
again, hooray for-
- And we want to keep two glops.
- The ping cave!
(wings buzzing)
It's illuminated,
open, and full of glop.
Oh wait til I tell Margaret.
- Perky, do you know
what we've got here?
- Two glops and I'm
gonna eat this one.
- Oh no!
- But if I eat that one,
yours will disappear.
- No, if we take it, as it's
always here when we come back,
in no time, we'll be
doubling our glops.
- Hmmm.
- We've created a
glop replicator, all
the glop we can eat.
- Well then how come
we never get to eat it?
(bugs murmuring and laughing)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs laughing)
(bugs groaning)
- Oh, sorry.
(Erky sighing)
(wings fluttering)
(Perky groaning)
- My, that is impressive glop.
- Perky, we have got the
original glop, haven't we?
- I hope so.
(popping)
(electrical buzzing)
(bugs gasping)
- [Erky and Perky] No!
- I'm famished,
we've been traveling
for two minutes all day.
Erky, we're sharing this glop.
- My, that is impressive glop.
I don't know how I get in there,
but it better be
there when I do.
(wings fluttering)
(keys clattering)
(bugs screaming)
(electrical buzzing)
- Where have we
ended up this time?
(bugs gasping)
- [Erky and Perky]
We're on hot dog stand!
(bugs laughing)
- [Perky] Twice.
- We're about to eat the hot
dog that landed us in Kitchen.
- It's the day we
got swept away.
We can warn ourselves not
to go near that hot dog.
(springs pinging)
- Stop, wait.
(bugs gasping)
Hi, we're you in the future
and you're us in the past.
- This isn't the past, it's now.
Oh, please don't make this
any more confusing than it is.
Past, present, or future,
it's time to eat this hot dog.
- No, you can't.
That hot dog is bad for you.
- Do we look like we
were hatched yesterday?
Listen, future Erky and Perky
or whoever you really are,
it's clear that you just
want to have hot dog
and you're not getting it.
(bugs gasping)
- Well then whatever you do,
don't mess with the ping cave.
(paper crunching)
Oh no, now we're
doomed to suffer in
Kitchen all over again.
- No Perky, we made it out.
As long as our past
selves do everything
exactly the same as
we did, we're free.
(bugs laughing)
(bouncy fun music)