K.C. Undercover (2015) s03e23 Episode Script
Domino 4 The Mask
1 [K.
C.
.]
Previously on K.
C.
Undercover Maybe we should just get out of town.
We still have to distribute the rest of those weapons or else The Mask will freak out.
Mask? Who's The Mask? First thing tomorrow morning, we are taking the Bishops down.
Okay, but not Amy.
At least let me get Amy out of the house before you bust Mitch and Danielle.
Absolutely not.
We can't take any chance of tipping them off.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hi.
We thought that we'd go on a little road trip to [Together.]
New York City! I just have to grab my purse.
Let's go, ladies.
[tense music.]
[door slams shut.]
[exhales.]
Look, Marisa, I know, when it comes to fashion, my opinion is Garbage? [chuckles.]
Not the word I was going to use, but it works.
Um, but I was just gonna say that, even I can tell that outfit is amazing.
Thank you.
With any luck, my interviewer at F.
I.
T.
will take one look at this dress, cancel the interview portion, and walk me right into my dorm room.
Well, that's not great because you're kind of our ride home.
Hey, thanks again for asking me to come to New York with you guys.
Oh, yeah, of course.
it's great practice for Marisa because, when she is a big-time fashion designer, she's got to get used to having an entourage.
Wow, look at me, I have an [sing-songy.]
entourage.
[phone rings.]
Hey, Mom.
K.
C.
, where the heck are you? Johnson's ordered us to take down the Bishops and we don't know where Amy is.
And, for that matter, we don't know where you are.
Oh, that's so sweet.
She said good luck on your interview, Marisa.
Oh, thanks, Mrs.
C.
She says thank you.
Amy is with you, isn't she? Um, yeah, yeah, we should be home tonight around 8:00 o'clock.
Hopefully there's no traffic.
Give me that.
You're too soft on her.
You gotta get tough.
K.
C.
Cooper, you get your butt back here with Amy right now before I strangle you.
Aw, can't wait to give you a big hug too, Dad.
Honey, please come home.
I just made a huge mistake in front of your mom.
Please hurry.
I'll give you a hundred dollars.
Okay, well, I'll see you guys tonight.
[chuckles.]
Yeah, we're good now.
What was that all about? [sighs.]
Nothing.
Helicopter parents.
What can you do? Cut the cord, people.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, on red alert Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
There's no easy way to say this, so we're gonna cut right to the chase.
If you sign up with Cooper and Cooper Accounting, we'll throw in a free calendar.
Oh! That's right, it's free.
Oh, that's extremely tempting, but we already have an accountant.
Not to mention the fact that we have a calendar on our phone.
But not a calendar with pictures of our family.
Huh? May is Judy month.
Wow, that is really giving us a lot to think about.
So why don't you let us talk it over and we'll, uh [door knocking.]
Who is it? Hey, it's Ernie Cooper.
Are my parents here? It's an emergency.
Ernie, what's wrong? Sorry to bother you, Mr.
Bishop.
My phone is busted.
[Craig.]
Hands in the air.
And now you're busted, too.
[singing along.]
Oh, when danger comes to you Something something happens I like that song.
You don't know the lyrics, don't sing along.
Says the girl who thinks it's "The dawning of the Age of Asparagus".
Oh, wait, look at, there's a Penguin Burger at the next exit.
Oh, I'm not really hungry.
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever be hungry enough to eat a burger made out of something with cute little flippers.
It's just called Penguin Burger.
When I was a kid, every summer my family would spend a week at the Jersey Shore and it was my favorite place to eat Okay, Marisa, we gotta get to your interview at F.
I.
T.
, okay? We don't really have time to take a detour to have a burger that may or may not be made out of an adorable sea fowl.
K.
C.
, we have plenty of time.
I don't have to be five hours early to my interview.
[phone chimes.]
[reading.]
Bishops are in custody.
Safe to break the news to Amy.
On the other hand, it might be a nice place for us to just chill, relax, and then have a little chat.
Oh, yay, we're going to Penguin Burger! Oh, we almost missed the exit.
[tires squealing.]
Okay, let's hope she does better at the Fashion Institute than she did at Driver's Ed.
[tense music.]
For the last time, we don't know anything about weapons.
Oh, really? Then how do you explain this? Boom! Gotcha now! -What? -We didn't even know that room existed.
If we did, we would have turned that into a home office.
That is some very valuable square footage.
You two are gonna find my foot square on your butts if you don't start giving us some answers.
Where you keeping the distribution list, and who is The Mask? This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
Oh, thank goodness, because I'm running out of ways to tell you I don't know what the heck you're talking about.
We know who you are, and we know what you're doing.
We bugged you buggin' us buggin' you! Spill the beans, Bishop.
-Spill the be -Okay, okay.
-Do I have to -Honey, honey, honey.
Relax.
Relax.
These are reasonable people, so we can talk to them reasonably.
Tell us what we need to know, Danielle, or things are gonna get ugly in here, starting with a capital you.
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
Enough bad cop, worse cop.
Tell us everything, or your daughter Amy is gonna pay the ultimate price.
-Agent Johnson -That's right.
We have Amy, and we're not afraid to use her.
-Uh, Agent Johnson? -Yeah.
A word, please.
We don't have Amy.
What? K.
C.
is protecting her.
She-she took her to New York City Well, that's gonna take the sting out of my threat.
Ernie, track down K.
C.
and Amy, get 'em back here.
Don't worry, sir.
You can count on me.
I know I can because you are not going alone.
Who am I going with? I'm surprised that your car smells this nice.
I thought it would stink like like farts 'cause I'm a butt.
Yeah, yeah.
What is your problem? Besides the fact that your insults are totally unoriginal.
You're my problem.
You messed with my family, you messed with my friend Marisa, and I know you're just waiting to do it again.
You can't be trusted.
Look, I know you don't like me, but I'm with the organization now, and Agent Johnson assigned me as your partner, so do you think we can at least try to get along? Fine, but the less we talk, the better.
[on radio.]
Oh, when danger comes for you [radio stops.]
I am so sick of this song.
Finally something we can agree on.
I think everyone can agree that you're an untrustworthy creep.
Well, maybe if you stop acting like a child, you'd see that I know what I'm doing and that I can help you.
Uh, why are you taking the Jersey Shore exit? We're supposed to be headed to New York.
Don't you know anything? Yeah, I know that I put a tracker on Marisa's car and they're headed towards the Jersey Shore.
Well, that was really smart, but I'm saying it in a hateful tone because I hate you.
Whatever.
[singing.]
Oh, when danger comes to you You know I'll stand beside you [singing together.]
'Cause ain't nobody something something Oh Wow, everything looks the exact same way it did when I was a little girl.
[gasps.]
It's Irving the Penguin.
Um, excuse me, is it still Harold that plays Irving? Don't worry, I know he's not a real penguin, so I won't cry if he takes his head off like I did when I was seven.
And eight.
And 14.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I know it's a lot, but it's all true.
How could my parents be spies and I have no idea? I know what you're feeling, okay? I didn't find out that my parents were spies for a long time either but, of course, my parents are kind of, like, the protecting the world kind of spies, and your parents are, like, more exploiting the world for evil and profit kinda spies, but that's not making you feel any better.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
What-what if my parents go to prison, what would happen to me then? I-I Okay, relax.
Okay? I know you're not involved and I'm gonna protect you.
I'm gonna talk to my parents about letting you stay with us.
You'd do that? Yeah.
You really are a friend.
Come here.
Hey.
What's wrong? Is it the hat? I feel like I missed something.
Either you start talking or we're going to eliminate your daughter.
Be my guest.
Excuse me? I'm talking about threatening your little girl, and you're okay with that? You two are really ruthless.
No, you don't get it.
-Amy isn't our -Danielle.
Quiet.
-But Mitch, maybe it's time -I said quiet.
Please, I think that we need to tell them.
No, I'm afraid whatever they're gonna do to us is nothing compared to what The Mask will do.
Okay, you two aren't making any sense.
Look, we're gonna go to prison anyway, maybe they can protect us.
From who? From Amy! Okay, I get that teenagers can be a little obnoxious sometimes, but are you really afraid of your own daughter? Amy's not our daughter.
She's a monster.
We work for her.
Amy is The Mask.
Are you two so pathetic that you would sell out your own daughter to save yourself? She's not our daughter.
She's 26 years old.
She has been in charge of this cell since the beginning.
All right, you know what, I've heard enough of this.
I haven't.
I think they might be telling the truth.
Keep talking, you two.
I'm so sorry, Amy, honestly.
I had no idea.
And if it's any consolation, I actually recently just found out that my mother secretly dyes her hair.
Yes, Marisa, because that is the same thing that Amy is going through right now.
Look, everything's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna call my parents and we Wait a minute, where's my phone? I don't know.
When was the last time you had it? When Ernie texted me.
Then it must still be in the car.
Marisa, can you help me and check in the parking lot and I'll check the car? We'll be right back, Amy.
[tense music.]
[reading.]
Bishops are in custody.
Safe to break the news to Amy.
[phone chimes.]
Careful, Amy is Mask.
Take her down.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
[intense music.]
You know why I don't trust you, Brady? Because I can tell if someone is good or bad just by looking at him.
I've got a sixth sense for that sort of stuff.
Take my sister, for instance.
Good person.
Right now, she's gently breaking the news to Amy about her parents.
You know why? Because Amy is a good person.
I knew the minute I met her.
[phone rings.]
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Got it.
Who was that? That was my mom.
Apparently Amy's The Mask, she's totally evil, and we've got to take her down.
Cannot find my phone anywhere.
It's like it disappeared.
What am I gonna do? Well, at least you didn't find out your parents are laser weapon dealing spies, so, any time you want to trade places with me, just let me know.
Well, it looks like you're feeling a little better.
I'm still really upset, but what choice do I have but to just move on with my life? That's a really good attitude Amy, but, not that I'm surprised.
Penguin Burger could turn any frown upside down.
Well, at least I have you guys.
Here's to true friends.
[Together.]
To true friends.
[screams.]
She's The Mask! What are you talking about? Oh, no, my outfit is ruined! -[grunts.]
-[groans.]
[screams.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
[grunting.]
[screams.]
[gun zapping.]
[screams.]
[struggling.]
[yells.]
[grunting.]
[grunts.]
[fighting.]
[groaning.]
[exhales.]
Oh, great.
So, now, not only did Amy get away, but she didn't charge my phone.
Yeah.
I'm at 3%.
I hate The Mask.
Great, Amy got away.
What do we do now? Uh, I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, get into F.
I.
T.
"Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
" "Oh, I'm so sorry, we've already filled our quota for students that look like a fast-food dumpster!" Marisa, I think we've got bigger problems than your outfit.
Okay, we do, but she doesn't.
We're talking about her future here.
Look, Marisa, you have worked really hard for a long time.
Um, well, not that long and not that hard, so, um you have worked pretty hard recently.
And the point is is, you deserve to get into F.
I.
T.
, and I'm not gonna let this mission get in the way of that.
Okay, maybe we should just Okay, so, here's the plan, Ernie, you get Marisa to New York, K.
C.
and I will take down Amy.
Since when do you call the shots? I should go with K.
C.
Sorry, but agent Johnson assigned me to take down Amy, and that's what I'm gonna do.
Besides, I have more combat experience.
Yeah, the most recent being catching a beat down in a three-on-one fight.
You were there too, man.
Look, you may be a better fighter, but K.
C.
and I work better as a team.
He's right.
I really hate to say this, but he's right.
I don't know.
If you want me to start trusting you, you need to start trusting me.
Okay, don't worry, I think we're gonna get you there just in time.
Why bother? I'm a mess.
They're gonna laugh me out of the room.
No, they're not.
Look, it's-it's all about how you carry yourself.
You know, it's about confidence.
Oh, I'm confident.
I'm confident I look like a freak.
Okay, look, Marisa, I've been a spy for years, and if you walk into a room like you belong there, then people are actually gonna think that you belong there.
Once, I snuck into a sold-out performance of Hamilton.
Sure, I had to sit on an old lady's lap the whole time, but, uh, you know what, she didn't complain.
You know why? Because you acted like you belonged? That, and she had fallen asleep right after yelling at the stage, "That's not historically accurate!" Come on, Marisa.
You can do this.
You know what? Yes, I can.
In the words of Irving the Penguin, "Let's waddle!" Uh, don't wear the hat in the interview.
Right.
I cannot believe what an idiot I've been.
"It's fine, Amy.
I trust you.
"Why don't you move in with us and-and maybe you can eliminate me in the middle of the night?" Don't beat yourself up.
Look, I knew there was something off about her from day one, but, I have a sixth sense for these sort of things.
Are we even sure she headed to the beach? Well, she ditched the car in the parking lot, so she's got to be around here somewhere.
[phone ringing.]
Hey, Mom.
K.
C.
, do you have Amy? Are you on your way back? Look, we don't technically have Amy, but we are working on it.
It's getting dark.
We're never gonna find her.
Like I said, we're working on it.
Well, get on it faster.
Amy's dangerous and we don't have the arms distribution list, which means she must have it on her.
Get her and get that list.
Let's go.
We're almost out of daylight.
This is hopeless.
Okay, relax.
Do not give up, okay? There's gotta be some type of sign of where she went.
It wasn't a sign, but it was definitely a signal.
Huh.
I think I'm beginning to see the light.
[tense music.]
Well, Marisa, I was impressed with your design submissions, and loved your essay.
Thank you so much.
[laughs.]
But, and this is a very big but I'm talking, humongous, elephant sized but How could you show up wearing that sorry excuse for an outfit? Because this sorry excuse for an outfit is what fashion is all about.
It's called taking risks, and you may not like my version of Boho chic with a seagull sauce twist but, the point is, at least I had the guts to take a chance, and even if you hate it I do.
at least you're gonna remember what I wore.
Marisa Miller doesn't fade into the woodwork when she could stand out.
Why take a dip when you can make a splash? That is the philosophy I will bring with me to F.
I.
T.
And why, one day, everyone will want to wear a Marisa Miller original.
I'm glad I packed these experimental grappling belts.
They're working great.
These are experimental? Have they even been tested? Of course.
Being tested right now.
If we fall from up here, we could die! Oh, relax, we're not gonna die from a fall.
[laser zaps.]
You're right, we could die from laser fire! [singing.]
Oh, when danger comes to you Time to something something [door opens.]
[sighs.]
So? She said I had excellent qualifications.
Great.
But then she made fun of my outfit.
Not so great.
But then I acted like I belonged at F.
I.
T.
And? And, starting this Fall, I'm gonna be sitting on that old lady's lap.
-You're in? -I'm in! -Oh! -[laughs.]
Is it my imagination or are we still hugging? Looks that way.
Do you want me to stop? Not particularly.
Wait, are you hugging me because you're on a mission and your assignment is to hug people? No, uh, this is a standard, off-duty, I think I really like you hug.
Really? I think I really like you, too.
But, uh, before we get any more involved, I hope you're okay with long-distance relationships because, coming this Fall, I'm going to F.
I.
T.
! [laughing.]
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
Hey, hey, hey! [K.
C.
.]
What are you doing? Ernie, we are sitting ducks here.
We need to get up there.
Um, I'm kind of stuck to you.
You're gonna have to carry me.
Don't worry about it.
I'm used to it.
I've been carrying you for three years.
C.
.]
Previously on K.
C.
Undercover Maybe we should just get out of town.
We still have to distribute the rest of those weapons or else The Mask will freak out.
Mask? Who's The Mask? First thing tomorrow morning, we are taking the Bishops down.
Okay, but not Amy.
At least let me get Amy out of the house before you bust Mitch and Danielle.
Absolutely not.
We can't take any chance of tipping them off.
-Hey.
-Hey.
Hi.
We thought that we'd go on a little road trip to [Together.]
New York City! I just have to grab my purse.
Let's go, ladies.
[tense music.]
[door slams shut.]
[exhales.]
Look, Marisa, I know, when it comes to fashion, my opinion is Garbage? [chuckles.]
Not the word I was going to use, but it works.
Um, but I was just gonna say that, even I can tell that outfit is amazing.
Thank you.
With any luck, my interviewer at F.
I.
T.
will take one look at this dress, cancel the interview portion, and walk me right into my dorm room.
Well, that's not great because you're kind of our ride home.
Hey, thanks again for asking me to come to New York with you guys.
Oh, yeah, of course.
it's great practice for Marisa because, when she is a big-time fashion designer, she's got to get used to having an entourage.
Wow, look at me, I have an [sing-songy.]
entourage.
[phone rings.]
Hey, Mom.
K.
C.
, where the heck are you? Johnson's ordered us to take down the Bishops and we don't know where Amy is.
And, for that matter, we don't know where you are.
Oh, that's so sweet.
She said good luck on your interview, Marisa.
Oh, thanks, Mrs.
C.
She says thank you.
Amy is with you, isn't she? Um, yeah, yeah, we should be home tonight around 8:00 o'clock.
Hopefully there's no traffic.
Give me that.
You're too soft on her.
You gotta get tough.
K.
C.
Cooper, you get your butt back here with Amy right now before I strangle you.
Aw, can't wait to give you a big hug too, Dad.
Honey, please come home.
I just made a huge mistake in front of your mom.
Please hurry.
I'll give you a hundred dollars.
Okay, well, I'll see you guys tonight.
[chuckles.]
Yeah, we're good now.
What was that all about? [sighs.]
Nothing.
Helicopter parents.
What can you do? Cut the cord, people.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, on red alert Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
There's no easy way to say this, so we're gonna cut right to the chase.
If you sign up with Cooper and Cooper Accounting, we'll throw in a free calendar.
Oh! That's right, it's free.
Oh, that's extremely tempting, but we already have an accountant.
Not to mention the fact that we have a calendar on our phone.
But not a calendar with pictures of our family.
Huh? May is Judy month.
Wow, that is really giving us a lot to think about.
So why don't you let us talk it over and we'll, uh [door knocking.]
Who is it? Hey, it's Ernie Cooper.
Are my parents here? It's an emergency.
Ernie, what's wrong? Sorry to bother you, Mr.
Bishop.
My phone is busted.
[Craig.]
Hands in the air.
And now you're busted, too.
[singing along.]
Oh, when danger comes to you Something something happens I like that song.
You don't know the lyrics, don't sing along.
Says the girl who thinks it's "The dawning of the Age of Asparagus".
Oh, wait, look at, there's a Penguin Burger at the next exit.
Oh, I'm not really hungry.
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever be hungry enough to eat a burger made out of something with cute little flippers.
It's just called Penguin Burger.
When I was a kid, every summer my family would spend a week at the Jersey Shore and it was my favorite place to eat Okay, Marisa, we gotta get to your interview at F.
I.
T.
, okay? We don't really have time to take a detour to have a burger that may or may not be made out of an adorable sea fowl.
K.
C.
, we have plenty of time.
I don't have to be five hours early to my interview.
[phone chimes.]
[reading.]
Bishops are in custody.
Safe to break the news to Amy.
On the other hand, it might be a nice place for us to just chill, relax, and then have a little chat.
Oh, yay, we're going to Penguin Burger! Oh, we almost missed the exit.
[tires squealing.]
Okay, let's hope she does better at the Fashion Institute than she did at Driver's Ed.
[tense music.]
For the last time, we don't know anything about weapons.
Oh, really? Then how do you explain this? Boom! Gotcha now! -What? -We didn't even know that room existed.
If we did, we would have turned that into a home office.
That is some very valuable square footage.
You two are gonna find my foot square on your butts if you don't start giving us some answers.
Where you keeping the distribution list, and who is The Mask? This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
Oh, thank goodness, because I'm running out of ways to tell you I don't know what the heck you're talking about.
We know who you are, and we know what you're doing.
We bugged you buggin' us buggin' you! Spill the beans, Bishop.
-Spill the be -Okay, okay.
-Do I have to -Honey, honey, honey.
Relax.
Relax.
These are reasonable people, so we can talk to them reasonably.
Tell us what we need to know, Danielle, or things are gonna get ugly in here, starting with a capital you.
Okay, hey, hey, hey.
Enough bad cop, worse cop.
Tell us everything, or your daughter Amy is gonna pay the ultimate price.
-Agent Johnson -That's right.
We have Amy, and we're not afraid to use her.
-Uh, Agent Johnson? -Yeah.
A word, please.
We don't have Amy.
What? K.
C.
is protecting her.
She-she took her to New York City Well, that's gonna take the sting out of my threat.
Ernie, track down K.
C.
and Amy, get 'em back here.
Don't worry, sir.
You can count on me.
I know I can because you are not going alone.
Who am I going with? I'm surprised that your car smells this nice.
I thought it would stink like like farts 'cause I'm a butt.
Yeah, yeah.
What is your problem? Besides the fact that your insults are totally unoriginal.
You're my problem.
You messed with my family, you messed with my friend Marisa, and I know you're just waiting to do it again.
You can't be trusted.
Look, I know you don't like me, but I'm with the organization now, and Agent Johnson assigned me as your partner, so do you think we can at least try to get along? Fine, but the less we talk, the better.
[on radio.]
Oh, when danger comes for you [radio stops.]
I am so sick of this song.
Finally something we can agree on.
I think everyone can agree that you're an untrustworthy creep.
Well, maybe if you stop acting like a child, you'd see that I know what I'm doing and that I can help you.
Uh, why are you taking the Jersey Shore exit? We're supposed to be headed to New York.
Don't you know anything? Yeah, I know that I put a tracker on Marisa's car and they're headed towards the Jersey Shore.
Well, that was really smart, but I'm saying it in a hateful tone because I hate you.
Whatever.
[singing.]
Oh, when danger comes to you You know I'll stand beside you [singing together.]
'Cause ain't nobody something something Oh Wow, everything looks the exact same way it did when I was a little girl.
[gasps.]
It's Irving the Penguin.
Um, excuse me, is it still Harold that plays Irving? Don't worry, I know he's not a real penguin, so I won't cry if he takes his head off like I did when I was seven.
And eight.
And 14.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I know it's a lot, but it's all true.
How could my parents be spies and I have no idea? I know what you're feeling, okay? I didn't find out that my parents were spies for a long time either but, of course, my parents are kind of, like, the protecting the world kind of spies, and your parents are, like, more exploiting the world for evil and profit kinda spies, but that's not making you feel any better.
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
What-what if my parents go to prison, what would happen to me then? I-I Okay, relax.
Okay? I know you're not involved and I'm gonna protect you.
I'm gonna talk to my parents about letting you stay with us.
You'd do that? Yeah.
You really are a friend.
Come here.
Hey.
What's wrong? Is it the hat? I feel like I missed something.
Either you start talking or we're going to eliminate your daughter.
Be my guest.
Excuse me? I'm talking about threatening your little girl, and you're okay with that? You two are really ruthless.
No, you don't get it.
-Amy isn't our -Danielle.
Quiet.
-But Mitch, maybe it's time -I said quiet.
Please, I think that we need to tell them.
No, I'm afraid whatever they're gonna do to us is nothing compared to what The Mask will do.
Okay, you two aren't making any sense.
Look, we're gonna go to prison anyway, maybe they can protect us.
From who? From Amy! Okay, I get that teenagers can be a little obnoxious sometimes, but are you really afraid of your own daughter? Amy's not our daughter.
She's a monster.
We work for her.
Amy is The Mask.
Are you two so pathetic that you would sell out your own daughter to save yourself? She's not our daughter.
She's 26 years old.
She has been in charge of this cell since the beginning.
All right, you know what, I've heard enough of this.
I haven't.
I think they might be telling the truth.
Keep talking, you two.
I'm so sorry, Amy, honestly.
I had no idea.
And if it's any consolation, I actually recently just found out that my mother secretly dyes her hair.
Yes, Marisa, because that is the same thing that Amy is going through right now.
Look, everything's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna call my parents and we Wait a minute, where's my phone? I don't know.
When was the last time you had it? When Ernie texted me.
Then it must still be in the car.
Marisa, can you help me and check in the parking lot and I'll check the car? We'll be right back, Amy.
[tense music.]
[reading.]
Bishops are in custody.
Safe to break the news to Amy.
[phone chimes.]
Careful, Amy is Mask.
Take her down.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
[intense music.]
You know why I don't trust you, Brady? Because I can tell if someone is good or bad just by looking at him.
I've got a sixth sense for that sort of stuff.
Take my sister, for instance.
Good person.
Right now, she's gently breaking the news to Amy about her parents.
You know why? Because Amy is a good person.
I knew the minute I met her.
[phone rings.]
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Got it.
Who was that? That was my mom.
Apparently Amy's The Mask, she's totally evil, and we've got to take her down.
Cannot find my phone anywhere.
It's like it disappeared.
What am I gonna do? Well, at least you didn't find out your parents are laser weapon dealing spies, so, any time you want to trade places with me, just let me know.
Well, it looks like you're feeling a little better.
I'm still really upset, but what choice do I have but to just move on with my life? That's a really good attitude Amy, but, not that I'm surprised.
Penguin Burger could turn any frown upside down.
Well, at least I have you guys.
Here's to true friends.
[Together.]
To true friends.
[screams.]
She's The Mask! What are you talking about? Oh, no, my outfit is ruined! -[grunts.]
-[groans.]
[screams.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
[grunting.]
[screams.]
[gun zapping.]
[screams.]
[struggling.]
[yells.]
[grunting.]
[grunts.]
[fighting.]
[groaning.]
[exhales.]
Oh, great.
So, now, not only did Amy get away, but she didn't charge my phone.
Yeah.
I'm at 3%.
I hate The Mask.
Great, Amy got away.
What do we do now? Uh, I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, get into F.
I.
T.
"Oh, hi, nice to meet you.
" "Oh, I'm so sorry, we've already filled our quota for students that look like a fast-food dumpster!" Marisa, I think we've got bigger problems than your outfit.
Okay, we do, but she doesn't.
We're talking about her future here.
Look, Marisa, you have worked really hard for a long time.
Um, well, not that long and not that hard, so, um you have worked pretty hard recently.
And the point is is, you deserve to get into F.
I.
T.
, and I'm not gonna let this mission get in the way of that.
Okay, maybe we should just Okay, so, here's the plan, Ernie, you get Marisa to New York, K.
C.
and I will take down Amy.
Since when do you call the shots? I should go with K.
C.
Sorry, but agent Johnson assigned me to take down Amy, and that's what I'm gonna do.
Besides, I have more combat experience.
Yeah, the most recent being catching a beat down in a three-on-one fight.
You were there too, man.
Look, you may be a better fighter, but K.
C.
and I work better as a team.
He's right.
I really hate to say this, but he's right.
I don't know.
If you want me to start trusting you, you need to start trusting me.
Okay, don't worry, I think we're gonna get you there just in time.
Why bother? I'm a mess.
They're gonna laugh me out of the room.
No, they're not.
Look, it's-it's all about how you carry yourself.
You know, it's about confidence.
Oh, I'm confident.
I'm confident I look like a freak.
Okay, look, Marisa, I've been a spy for years, and if you walk into a room like you belong there, then people are actually gonna think that you belong there.
Once, I snuck into a sold-out performance of Hamilton.
Sure, I had to sit on an old lady's lap the whole time, but, uh, you know what, she didn't complain.
You know why? Because you acted like you belonged? That, and she had fallen asleep right after yelling at the stage, "That's not historically accurate!" Come on, Marisa.
You can do this.
You know what? Yes, I can.
In the words of Irving the Penguin, "Let's waddle!" Uh, don't wear the hat in the interview.
Right.
I cannot believe what an idiot I've been.
"It's fine, Amy.
I trust you.
"Why don't you move in with us and-and maybe you can eliminate me in the middle of the night?" Don't beat yourself up.
Look, I knew there was something off about her from day one, but, I have a sixth sense for these sort of things.
Are we even sure she headed to the beach? Well, she ditched the car in the parking lot, so she's got to be around here somewhere.
[phone ringing.]
Hey, Mom.
K.
C.
, do you have Amy? Are you on your way back? Look, we don't technically have Amy, but we are working on it.
It's getting dark.
We're never gonna find her.
Like I said, we're working on it.
Well, get on it faster.
Amy's dangerous and we don't have the arms distribution list, which means she must have it on her.
Get her and get that list.
Let's go.
We're almost out of daylight.
This is hopeless.
Okay, relax.
Do not give up, okay? There's gotta be some type of sign of where she went.
It wasn't a sign, but it was definitely a signal.
Huh.
I think I'm beginning to see the light.
[tense music.]
Well, Marisa, I was impressed with your design submissions, and loved your essay.
Thank you so much.
[laughs.]
But, and this is a very big but I'm talking, humongous, elephant sized but How could you show up wearing that sorry excuse for an outfit? Because this sorry excuse for an outfit is what fashion is all about.
It's called taking risks, and you may not like my version of Boho chic with a seagull sauce twist but, the point is, at least I had the guts to take a chance, and even if you hate it I do.
at least you're gonna remember what I wore.
Marisa Miller doesn't fade into the woodwork when she could stand out.
Why take a dip when you can make a splash? That is the philosophy I will bring with me to F.
I.
T.
And why, one day, everyone will want to wear a Marisa Miller original.
I'm glad I packed these experimental grappling belts.
They're working great.
These are experimental? Have they even been tested? Of course.
Being tested right now.
If we fall from up here, we could die! Oh, relax, we're not gonna die from a fall.
[laser zaps.]
You're right, we could die from laser fire! [singing.]
Oh, when danger comes to you Time to something something [door opens.]
[sighs.]
So? She said I had excellent qualifications.
Great.
But then she made fun of my outfit.
Not so great.
But then I acted like I belonged at F.
I.
T.
And? And, starting this Fall, I'm gonna be sitting on that old lady's lap.
-You're in? -I'm in! -Oh! -[laughs.]
Is it my imagination or are we still hugging? Looks that way.
Do you want me to stop? Not particularly.
Wait, are you hugging me because you're on a mission and your assignment is to hug people? No, uh, this is a standard, off-duty, I think I really like you hug.
Really? I think I really like you, too.
But, uh, before we get any more involved, I hope you're okay with long-distance relationships because, coming this Fall, I'm going to F.
I.
T.
! [laughing.]
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
Hey, hey, hey! [K.
C.
.]
What are you doing? Ernie, we are sitting ducks here.
We need to get up there.
Um, I'm kind of stuck to you.
You're gonna have to carry me.
Don't worry about it.
I'm used to it.
I've been carrying you for three years.