Bunnicula (2016) s03e24 Episode Script

Oh Brother!

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING)
MINA: Oh, who's my little
silver bunny?
Yes, you are. You are.
You're my little Bunnicula.
Chester. Who's my little
kitty-witty? You are.
-And Harold
-(BARKS)
-Who's a good boy?
-(BARKS)
You're just my
silly-willy buddies!
Bunnicula.
Bunnicula, we need your help.
Oh, no, a ghost!
We can't let Mina see it!
-(MEOWS)
-Oh, do you want
more hugs, Chester?
Bunnicula. Get rid of it!
MINA: What's gotten into you?
But we need Bunnicula's help!
-Um, uh
-Okay, Chester.
I want more hugs, too!
(EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY)
I can't hug you
if you're crushing me.
Hey. A little help?
I'm stuck up here.
I could really use
Bunnicula's Help.
You guys are
so weird sometimes.
(GRUNTS)
That was close.
It's a good thing
Mina didn't see any of him.
-Yeah. Or them, right?
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Bunnicula! You know the rules.
Mina can't know
about your supernatural life.
-(BABBLES)
-We're sorry but it's urgent.
We're in grave danger,
Bunnicula.
Danger? From what?
(THUNDERCLAP)
Oh, no. Something spooky
is happening.
I don't like spooky things.
And I'm aware of the irony.
-(LOUD THUNDERCLAP)
-(BOTH EXCLAIM)
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(BABBLES)
(STAMMERING)
Two Bunniculas?
Awesome!
Bunnicula, who is that?
What's going on here?
(BABBLES)
No way! I didn't know
you had a brother!
Bunnicula's brother?
Hi. Nice to meet you.
My name is Harold.
Bunnicula's my best friend.
He's like a brother to me.
(GASPS) That means
you're my brother, too!
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, brother!
It's so good to see you!
I missed you so much.
Why are they so skittish?
Bunnicula says we'll deal
with that later.
Right now, we have to
catch up with our brother.
(BABBLES)
Yeah, let's show him around.
New brother, new brother
He's my brother
from another mother ♪
Wait.
Vampires have mothers, right?
I don't know how this works.
Hmm
This is where we spend
most of our time.
Mina's room!
(CHILD GIGGLING)
(GROANING)
(BABBLES)
Yeah, it's really great here.
The bed is warm and soft
and bouncy.
Yeah, is this like anywhere
you were living?
Uh-uh. (BABBLES)
Cool. He says he was
living in a giant castle
that he acquired
after defeating the demon lord
of the fire chasms.
Lots of skulls and spikes on
the wall, that sort of thing?
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Did your giant castle
have a cuddle bed?
(BABBLES)
Well, we do!
And we cuddle up next to Mina,
and she pets us and keeps us
warm and safe.
So nice. Oh
(PURRS)
-(GROANS)
-(BABBLES)
Yeah, you should meet Mina.
Come on!
Uh, okay. But if you're
meeting Mina,
no supernatural stuff.
(BABBLES, SNARLS)
(SCREAMING)
(SNARLING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
We're just three brothers
laughing. Look at us.
Tell me about it, Marsha.
-(PURRING)
-You just can't get
enough pets, can you?
My little teeny weeny bunny
Isn't she the best?
-(BABBLES)
-What? What are
you looking at?
MINA: (GASPS) Another bunny?
He looks just like you,
Bunnicula.
Oh, man. I can't wait
to pet him.
You are so cute!
(GROANS)
Who wouldn't want
pets from Mina?
I guess you're kinda shy.
Sorry, Marsha.
There's another bunny here.
He's so cute.
Okay, where were we?
-MINA: Yeah, I know
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
Yeah. You don't need to be
shy around Mina, brother.
(STOMACH RUMBLING) Oh
(BABBLES)
You're hungry?
Where are our manners?
Let's get you
something to eat.
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Something is definitely
up with this guy.
(BABBLES)
Yeah, this is the best room
in the house.
Because it has
all the vegetables
you could eat.
-(BABBLES)
-Ew! (SPITS)
(BABBLES)
Yeah. I thought you guys
loved vegetables.
(BABBLES)
(WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING)
I'm tired.
Ta-da!
He copied my wings.
Not cool.
(GASPS) Bunnicula's brother
just drained that creature!
Why, brother? Why?
This is why we need
your help, Bunnicula.
Your brother drains
supernatural creatures
and steals their powers!
(BABBLING)
What's happening?
What did he say?
Okay. Bunnicula said,
"Hey, man. That's not cool!"
"Supernatural creatures
are our friends!"
And his brother's like,
"Friends? Friends?
"They are food.
And you got soft
living in this baby house
"eating your baby vegetables,
and hanging out with
your baby friends!"
(GASPS)
Are we his baby friends?
Oh, that's mean.
Oh, and Bunn's like,
"Don't be hatin'
on my sweet life,
"and you better not drain
any more supernatural
creatures."
Oh, yeah?!
I'm so tired.
(BOTH BABBLING)
Now I'm tired.
-(BABBLES) Cut it out!
-Ah
-(BABBLES) Don't you do it!
-Ah
(SCREAMING)
(BABBLES) I'm warning you!
-Ah
-(BABBLES) That's enough!
-Ah
-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(BLOWS)
(BABBLES) I warned you.
Good thinking with that
iceberg lettuce, Bunnicula.
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SCREAMS)
I'm so cold.
Uh-oh.
(ROARING)
Uh-oh.
Stop fighting!
This is madness!
(GRUNTS)
Bunn! Catch!
-(BOTH WHIMPERING)
-(EXCLAIMS INDISTINCTLY)
Sugar beets!
-(HUMMING)
-(CLAMORING)
(MOOING)
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
Huh? Oh, hey, Bunnicula.
(HUMMING)
Hi. I'm Patches--
Uh.
I feel more chill than usual.
BOTH: Bummer.
(GROANING)
(CREATURES WHIMPERING)
(GROWLS)
Nice going, Bunnicula.
You totally "squashed" him.
I sure hope that was enough
to beat him,
'cause we're
all out of vegetables.
(CRASHING)
(ROARS)
(LAUGHING)
Brother, wait!
This fight has gone too far!
Bunnicula is your brother.
And there's nothing more
important than family.
-Yeah. He's right.
-Huh?
It's just like what ma
would've used to told us.
If I actually ever met her.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
"Now, stop fighting
and drain your vegetables
"like a good little
vampire bunny.
"Hippity hop hop.
I'm a bunny."
At least I assume she would've
sounded something like that.
-I really don't know.
-(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(BABBLES MENACINGLY)
-No!
-(GASPS)
He said that if Bunnicula
won't let him steal
anybody else's powers,
he's gonna steal
Bunnicula's powers!
Permanently!
Oh, no! That would mean
the end for Bunnicula!
(ROARING)
(BABBLES WEAKLY)
-Bunnicula is helpless!
-Come on, Bunnicula!
You can do it!
(GROANING)
Mina
MINA: Oh, Bunns.
-(BABBLING)
-There you are.
MINA:But I still love you.
(BELCHES FIRE)
(COUGHING)
I'm not tired anymore!
ALL: Hurray!
-(GROANING)
-Bunnicula, you did it!
How'd you beat him?
(BABBLES)
He said he used
the greatest power of all.
Love!
Oh, you guys!
(GROANING)
Oh, I get it. When you were
absorbing Bunnicula's powers,
you also absorbed his love.
No! (YELLING)
Ugh!
(BABBLING WEAKLY)
Oh, yes! Feel the love
coursing through you!
Feel it!
(BABBLES)
(BABBLING ANGRILY)
He has to go process
all these new feels
for a while.
Bye, brother. We love you!
(BABBLING CUTELY)
-Our brother's weird.
-(BABBLES)
Well. Another terrifying
adventure concluded.
You guys do know,
that if you would listen
to me from the beginning,
we could avoid
a lot of these things.
Yeah, but where's
the fun in that?
-MINA: Bunnicula?
-Huh?
Are those bat wings
for ears?
MINA:
And did you just suck the life
out of that carrot
with your fangs?
-Oh, no!
-Bunnicula, are you
-Um
-Are you
Uh
-Are you a vampire?
-(BOTH GASPING)
Ta-da!
That's the coolest thing ever!
BOTH: Huh?
Come here, you!
Why, I will always love you,
my little Bunnicula.
No matter what.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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