Phineas and Ferb s03e24 Episode Script
Escape From Phineas Tower (15 min)
Nice to see you boys down here at the shop! Wow! What's that thing? Oh, this? It's an escape chamber from an old vaudeville show.
In the old days, men would go into these things and pretend to be locked inside and then they would escape to the amazement of the crowd.
Here, let me show you.
You see, all you need to do is just Underneath itâ Andâ And, uh Um You need a little help, Dad? Look, um Wellâ No, I know.
I justâ No, no.
I just need toâ Oh! Thank yâ Hah! There we go.
Thanks, son.
Well, I've got bottle caps to polish.
Dude! I know what we're gonna do today! Oh, no.
I'm late for my Introduction to Ice Sculpture.
I suppose there's no need to wake her.
Where's Perry? And the salad fork is the one on the outside.
And you're certain of thatâ Ah, Agent P! As you may know, this is International Good Manners Day.
Perhaps, not ironically, Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has chosen this very week to create a device that causes rampant rudeness.
Go take care of it.
If you please.
I bet he calls it the Rude-inator.
What does that make you? Nostradamus? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! My brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from this the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child! A computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane! Wow, he's really selling it hard.
But, if you designed the tower, will you not know every way to get out? We programmed it to learn as it goes, so it's conceivable we could be trapped in there forever.
Coming with? Yes! No! I mean, no.
No! No.
It sounds ill-advised.
That's okay.
You guys can stay out here and be the cheering section with Candace.
Must bust Phineas and Ferb.
But, what if you do not come out? If we're not out in 15 minutes, you can smash the machine and rescue us, just like in the old days.
Sounds like a party.
Ferb? Start the timer, please! Women and children and the faint of heart may wish to leave now.
So, we bid you adieu! Goodbye! Auf wiedersehen! Farewell, friends! And we'll see you in a few minutes! Or not at all! Legally speaking, what is our liability here? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! A-ha! I-I wanted to say something clever about "cat got your tongue", but I haven't worked it out.
You see, when we were small children, my brother Roger was always better at the whole manners and etiquette thing.
Sweet Aunt Effie, you have always been my favorite! Roger, so polite.
Heinz? That's some mole! It takes a long time to clean out a chicken coop with a spoon.
And I still don't see how that was rude.
I mean, that thing was gargantuan.
If anything, I was showing restraint.
Anyway, today, it is International Good Manners Day, and we've got a visiting dignitary.
She's the Ambassador from England! Only the most etiquette-y country in the whole world, hello? And when Roger's introducing her, I'm going to zap him with my Rude-inator! That's what I'm calling it.
It makes whoever it zaps intolerably rude! He'll cause an international incident and in all the confusion, I'll just waltz in and take over! So, why the catsuit? Well, we're going to be at City Hall to watch the fireworks, you and me, and I figured a platypus in a fedora might attract too much attention! Smart, huh? See, me.
Always thinking.
Good day to you, Tower.
We're ready to begin.
Welcome, boys.
We're going to have so much fun together.
Put on your coats and stay a while.
Strait-jackets.
Classic.
Ready? Okay, shake me out.
Awesome! This is gonna be fun.
I don't know, Ferb.
I think we should file this under Dungeon Escape.
Well, here we are! Right up close! You sit here, Perry the Catypus.
I just came up with that.
That totally makes up for missing the "cat got your tongue" thing from before.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to City Hall on this fine first day of National Etiquette Week.
I do love proper etiquette! Hmm.
Big keys, tiny doors.
We're not fitting through any of those, but maybe that one! Ferb, you're a genius! Nice warm up, boys.
But, can you escape the relentless pull of gravity? It's the Bottomless Pit Trap! It would be terrible if they did not come out! I know! I'm countin' on it.
And to speak further on this topic, it is my great pleasure to introduce the Ambassador from England, the most etiquette-y country in the world Told ya! and my personal friend, this unbelievable windbag right here.
Oh, man! On and on and on in the limo over here.
"Manners are so important.
" Can you believe this, Perry theâ Oh, for Pete's sake, Perry the Platypus.
I told you to go before we left.
Well, he better bring back some popcorn, that's all I can say.
what a pompous know-it-all you are.
That's it, I want a recall.
Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! It's working! Recall! Recall! Recall! Wait! I've got it.
Give me your hands.
Come on, Tower! Is that the best you can can throw at us? Ooh-hoo-hoo, so special.
I don't give a flying buttress.
Tower, are you feeling okay? Oh, what's it to you? Oh, nothing, nothing.
I thought we programmed you to be more polite than this.
You think you're so sharp, don't you? I'm gonna show you something sharper.
I think there may be something wrong with the Tower.
I'm taking suggestions here.
Okay, dude, don't show off.
(Song: Breakin' Out) I used to get stuck on the simplest of things I never tried flying or spreading my wings What I want to convey is that I'm getting away 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (He's breaking out) I went from park to neutral now I'm shifting to drive 'Cause you gotta depart if you want to arrive No more biding my time with these eternal rhymes 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (I'm breaking out) From the things that were holding me back (I'm breaking out) In every wall if you look there's a crack (I'm breaking out) In the end that's what life's all about When the wall's closing in, you know it's time to begin Breaking out! Oh, my gosh! It is almost time.
What if they can't get out? How come you guys didn't tell me about this before? Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
Made it! Boy, that was close! Was it scary? Was it hard? Do I still get to smash the tower? I ain't done with you yet.
Wow! I thought I had a bad attitude.
Recall! Recall! and so's your sister! Wow, such rudeness! This is working better than I ever imagined.
Miss High-and-Mighty English Manners Person, I have got one thing to say to you.
And only one thing.
That's some show we just put on, isn't it, Madam Mayor? What theâ You see, your wonderful Mayor and I agreed in the limousine to put on this little play for your edification.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
Indeed, what would we be without manners? Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
I didn't even get my popcorn.
Wait.
It they were faking it, what did my ray hit? Ooh, it looks like you two losers are still trapped.
Might as well change your address, 'cause you're gonna be receiving your pension in here.
Oopsie, activated my vacuum circuits.
You dummies don't need air, do you? I'm feeling such an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror.
Don't worry, I'll get you out in just a sec.
You guys are on your own.
Well, thanks for trying, I guess.
No problem.
What are friends for? Friends? I've been programmed to trap you and your friends.
Oh, yeah Do me a favor.
Next time you want to make a fiendishly clever computer-controlled contraption, call one of your other friends.
Hey! That's it! Tower, you were programmed to trap Ferb and me and our friends.
But we've got friends all over Danville.
Is that so? In fact, we have friends all over the Tri-State Area.
Well, aren't we popular? Plus there was that small matter of circumnavigating the globe.
You're right.
Tokyo, Paris, Nepal.
We have friends all over the Earth.
Look at me, I've got friends all over the Earth.
All right then.
In fact, we even have an alien friend named Meap.
He's from another planet.
So, really, we have friends all over the galaxy.
A small matter for one such as me.
You will never escape! Never! That works for me.
Well, they only make mallets so big.
See ya.
So, the entire galaxy.
That enough elbow room for ya? Well, for today.
At last, after two millennia, we finally reached the Milky Way Galaxy.
Battle stations! We begin our assault in three, two Oh! Uh Anybody got a mallet?
In the old days, men would go into these things and pretend to be locked inside and then they would escape to the amazement of the crowd.
Here, let me show you.
You see, all you need to do is just Underneath itâ Andâ And, uh Um You need a little help, Dad? Look, um Wellâ No, I know.
I justâ No, no.
I just need toâ Oh! Thank yâ Hah! There we go.
Thanks, son.
Well, I've got bottle caps to polish.
Dude! I know what we're gonna do today! Oh, no.
I'm late for my Introduction to Ice Sculpture.
I suppose there's no need to wake her.
Where's Perry? And the salad fork is the one on the outside.
And you're certain of thatâ Ah, Agent P! As you may know, this is International Good Manners Day.
Perhaps, not ironically, Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has chosen this very week to create a device that causes rampant rudeness.
Go take care of it.
If you please.
I bet he calls it the Rude-inator.
What does that make you? Nostradamus? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! My brother and I are here today to give you a thrilling display of escapement arts as we attempt to extricate ourselves from this the most complicated trap ever devised by man or child! A computer-controlled tower so fiendishly clever that its blueprints had to be viewed in a smoked mirror to avoid driving its creators insane! Wow, he's really selling it hard.
But, if you designed the tower, will you not know every way to get out? We programmed it to learn as it goes, so it's conceivable we could be trapped in there forever.
Coming with? Yes! No! I mean, no.
No! No.
It sounds ill-advised.
That's okay.
You guys can stay out here and be the cheering section with Candace.
Must bust Phineas and Ferb.
But, what if you do not come out? If we're not out in 15 minutes, you can smash the machine and rescue us, just like in the old days.
Sounds like a party.
Ferb? Start the timer, please! Women and children and the faint of heart may wish to leave now.
So, we bid you adieu! Goodbye! Auf wiedersehen! Farewell, friends! And we'll see you in a few minutes! Or not at all! Legally speaking, what is our liability here? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! A-ha! I-I wanted to say something clever about "cat got your tongue", but I haven't worked it out.
You see, when we were small children, my brother Roger was always better at the whole manners and etiquette thing.
Sweet Aunt Effie, you have always been my favorite! Roger, so polite.
Heinz? That's some mole! It takes a long time to clean out a chicken coop with a spoon.
And I still don't see how that was rude.
I mean, that thing was gargantuan.
If anything, I was showing restraint.
Anyway, today, it is International Good Manners Day, and we've got a visiting dignitary.
She's the Ambassador from England! Only the most etiquette-y country in the whole world, hello? And when Roger's introducing her, I'm going to zap him with my Rude-inator! That's what I'm calling it.
It makes whoever it zaps intolerably rude! He'll cause an international incident and in all the confusion, I'll just waltz in and take over! So, why the catsuit? Well, we're going to be at City Hall to watch the fireworks, you and me, and I figured a platypus in a fedora might attract too much attention! Smart, huh? See, me.
Always thinking.
Good day to you, Tower.
We're ready to begin.
Welcome, boys.
We're going to have so much fun together.
Put on your coats and stay a while.
Strait-jackets.
Classic.
Ready? Okay, shake me out.
Awesome! This is gonna be fun.
I don't know, Ferb.
I think we should file this under Dungeon Escape.
Well, here we are! Right up close! You sit here, Perry the Catypus.
I just came up with that.
That totally makes up for missing the "cat got your tongue" thing from before.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to City Hall on this fine first day of National Etiquette Week.
I do love proper etiquette! Hmm.
Big keys, tiny doors.
We're not fitting through any of those, but maybe that one! Ferb, you're a genius! Nice warm up, boys.
But, can you escape the relentless pull of gravity? It's the Bottomless Pit Trap! It would be terrible if they did not come out! I know! I'm countin' on it.
And to speak further on this topic, it is my great pleasure to introduce the Ambassador from England, the most etiquette-y country in the world Told ya! and my personal friend, this unbelievable windbag right here.
Oh, man! On and on and on in the limo over here.
"Manners are so important.
" Can you believe this, Perry theâ Oh, for Pete's sake, Perry the Platypus.
I told you to go before we left.
Well, he better bring back some popcorn, that's all I can say.
what a pompous know-it-all you are.
That's it, I want a recall.
Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! Recall! It's working! Recall! Recall! Recall! Wait! I've got it.
Give me your hands.
Come on, Tower! Is that the best you can can throw at us? Ooh-hoo-hoo, so special.
I don't give a flying buttress.
Tower, are you feeling okay? Oh, what's it to you? Oh, nothing, nothing.
I thought we programmed you to be more polite than this.
You think you're so sharp, don't you? I'm gonna show you something sharper.
I think there may be something wrong with the Tower.
I'm taking suggestions here.
Okay, dude, don't show off.
(Song: Breakin' Out) I used to get stuck on the simplest of things I never tried flying or spreading my wings What I want to convey is that I'm getting away 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (He's breaking out) I went from park to neutral now I'm shifting to drive 'Cause you gotta depart if you want to arrive No more biding my time with these eternal rhymes 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (I'm breaking out) From the things that were holding me back (I'm breaking out) In every wall if you look there's a crack (I'm breaking out) In the end that's what life's all about When the wall's closing in, you know it's time to begin Breaking out! Oh, my gosh! It is almost time.
What if they can't get out? How come you guys didn't tell me about this before? Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
Made it! Boy, that was close! Was it scary? Was it hard? Do I still get to smash the tower? I ain't done with you yet.
Wow! I thought I had a bad attitude.
Recall! Recall! and so's your sister! Wow, such rudeness! This is working better than I ever imagined.
Miss High-and-Mighty English Manners Person, I have got one thing to say to you.
And only one thing.
That's some show we just put on, isn't it, Madam Mayor? What theâ You see, your wonderful Mayor and I agreed in the limousine to put on this little play for your edification.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no.
Indeed, what would we be without manners? Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
I didn't even get my popcorn.
Wait.
It they were faking it, what did my ray hit? Ooh, it looks like you two losers are still trapped.
Might as well change your address, 'cause you're gonna be receiving your pension in here.
Oopsie, activated my vacuum circuits.
You dummies don't need air, do you? I'm feeling such an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror.
Don't worry, I'll get you out in just a sec.
You guys are on your own.
Well, thanks for trying, I guess.
No problem.
What are friends for? Friends? I've been programmed to trap you and your friends.
Oh, yeah Do me a favor.
Next time you want to make a fiendishly clever computer-controlled contraption, call one of your other friends.
Hey! That's it! Tower, you were programmed to trap Ferb and me and our friends.
But we've got friends all over Danville.
Is that so? In fact, we have friends all over the Tri-State Area.
Well, aren't we popular? Plus there was that small matter of circumnavigating the globe.
You're right.
Tokyo, Paris, Nepal.
We have friends all over the Earth.
Look at me, I've got friends all over the Earth.
All right then.
In fact, we even have an alien friend named Meap.
He's from another planet.
So, really, we have friends all over the galaxy.
A small matter for one such as me.
You will never escape! Never! That works for me.
Well, they only make mallets so big.
See ya.
So, the entire galaxy.
That enough elbow room for ya? Well, for today.
At last, after two millennia, we finally reached the Milky Way Galaxy.
Battle stations! We begin our assault in three, two Oh! Uh Anybody got a mallet?