Regular Show (2010) s03e24 Episode Script
Fists of Justice
You missed! Whatever, dude, I don't care, I got all day to beat you.
Because we got the day off! Hey, guys you busy? Yeah, Skips, we are playing Alley Fight Dudes.
Oh, cause I was wondering if I could cash in this coupon you gave me for my birthday.
It says you will do all my jobs for a day.
What I don't renember writing that.
It's from six months ago.
Open it, Skips, open it! Aw, man.
Did you get Skips anything for his birthday? No, did you? We gotta get him something! But we don't have any money! And it's too late.
Dude.
Birthday coupon.
Mordecai and Rigby promise to do all Skips' chores for one day.
Aw, man! I don't wanna do Skips' chores for the day! Dude, we have to get him something! Besides, no one ever uses these things anyway.
Good point.
Hey, yo, Skips, my man! We went all out on this one.
Oh yeah.
Can't we just do it some other day? Sorry, fellas, I've been saving this for today.
I have something very important to do, that if I can't get to because you guys didn't do my chores, the whole world could come to an end.
Okay! We'll do your work! Yeah, Skips.
We got it.
Thanks, guys.
Here's a list of my jobs for the day.
Aw, What? Seriously? Best gift in the world.
This is brutal.
I know.
I'm not doing that.
Well, dude, we have to.
Do you want the world to come to an end? Yeah, right.
That's just what you say if you want somebody to do something.
Cmon, dude, let's just get this over with.
Dude, that's the fastest we've ever finished anything! Hey man, when we're done, do you want to grab some sodas and play Alley Fight Dudes? Yeah.
That sounds good.
The only thing we have left to do is that we have to move Pops' harpsichord.
Nice.
Alright.
1, 2, 3! Dude! Let's just call Skips! No, man! Cmon! You can do this! Go go go go go go! Go! Cmon, Rigby.
Keep pushing! Dude, it's stuck.
I'm calling Skips.
NO! We made him a promise.
We are not calling Skips.
Hey! What are you two doing? I thought that was Skips' job.
- We were just - You know what, I don't care.
Just get it out of there, it's a fire hazard.
Dude.
We gotta call Skips.
This is Skips.
You know what to do.
Skips! Skips! We need your help.
The harpsichord got stuck in the doorway.
Yeah, Skips, it's stuck! You gotta help us! Benson said it was a fire hazard! Yeah, it's a fire hazard.
Pick up the phone, Skips! We know you're home, Skips, pick up the phone, Skips! ALRIGHT! I'll be right over.
Alright, What did you guys do.
We were trying to move it and it got stuck.
Alright, on three, I want you guys to push.
I'm gonna try to pull it through, alright? Oh, it's stuck on this thing.
Man, I'm sorry, Skips! - Skips, are you alright? - This is bad.
Are pinkies supposed to bend that way? Well, at least it was your last chore for the day.
No.
You don't understand! SKIPS! Skips, the time has come once again for you to fight Klorgbane the Destroyer.
Wait minute, is that were you have to go to? You gotta fight somebody! Yeah, who's Klorgbane? Skips, you can't fight anybody with your hands like that! What's wrong with your hands? Nothing gary, I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure Come on, Gary, let's go.
Dude! We gotta make sure he's okay.
Come on - Dude, where's this thing going? - Do you really have to ask? Guardians of Eternal Youth I bring you the mighty Skips.
Skips, another one hundred Fifty-seven year cycle has passed.
Thank you for once again saving us by fighting the dark one, Klorgbane the Destroyer.
Brothers, let us unleash the fists of justice.
Skips, wait! What are you doing here! I told you to stay at the park! We are to help.
Would you forget about the coupon.
You can't help me with this! Now get out of here! Klorgbane! Hello, my brothers.
I have returned once more to claim my right for place of the council.
Never! Your evil Klorgbane.
Then after I deafeat Skips I shall destroy you all! You will never deafeat Skips, Klorgbane.
We will just have to see about that, won't we? Get him,Skips What's the matters, Skips? Forgot how to use the Fists of Justice? Why isn't he fighting? I've waited many yeas for this moment! Skips, no! Let us use the Fists of Justice! We were supposed to do all Skip's works today anyways.
Don't be ridiculous.
No man more to less capable of willing the awesome power of the Fists of Juice! But if we don't, then we'll all gonna die.
Nonsense! Brothers, let me handle this! Hello! Archibald.
Klorgbane, your reign of terror is over.
I am gonna crash you.
I am gonna make you eat that diaper like a giant diaper sandwich! As soon as you finish that diaper sandwich I am gonna make it wear like a cape! Give them the Fists of Justice! You know what, I think you guys were right.
I mean, no mere mortal can fight Kl How do you use these things? I don't know.
They have controls in them.
Like that video game you guys play.
Dude, It's just likes Alley Fight Dudes.
Yes, it is.
On count of three, ready? 1 2 3 .
Let's cross this chore off the list.
- Go go go! - Go Watch out! Rigby, cover me.
I will be back! Klorgbane ha? More like Klorglame.
Thank you for saving us from wrath of the Klorgbane.
No problem! How can we repay you? Eternal life, supreme knowledge of the universe? Just say the words and it's yours.
Thanks again for doing this, guys.
You are very welcome, Skips.
You are welcome, Skips.
Best gift in the world!
Because we got the day off! Hey, guys you busy? Yeah, Skips, we are playing Alley Fight Dudes.
Oh, cause I was wondering if I could cash in this coupon you gave me for my birthday.
It says you will do all my jobs for a day.
What I don't renember writing that.
It's from six months ago.
Open it, Skips, open it! Aw, man.
Did you get Skips anything for his birthday? No, did you? We gotta get him something! But we don't have any money! And it's too late.
Dude.
Birthday coupon.
Mordecai and Rigby promise to do all Skips' chores for one day.
Aw, man! I don't wanna do Skips' chores for the day! Dude, we have to get him something! Besides, no one ever uses these things anyway.
Good point.
Hey, yo, Skips, my man! We went all out on this one.
Oh yeah.
Can't we just do it some other day? Sorry, fellas, I've been saving this for today.
I have something very important to do, that if I can't get to because you guys didn't do my chores, the whole world could come to an end.
Okay! We'll do your work! Yeah, Skips.
We got it.
Thanks, guys.
Here's a list of my jobs for the day.
Aw, What? Seriously? Best gift in the world.
This is brutal.
I know.
I'm not doing that.
Well, dude, we have to.
Do you want the world to come to an end? Yeah, right.
That's just what you say if you want somebody to do something.
Cmon, dude, let's just get this over with.
Dude, that's the fastest we've ever finished anything! Hey man, when we're done, do you want to grab some sodas and play Alley Fight Dudes? Yeah.
That sounds good.
The only thing we have left to do is that we have to move Pops' harpsichord.
Nice.
Alright.
1, 2, 3! Dude! Let's just call Skips! No, man! Cmon! You can do this! Go go go go go go! Go! Cmon, Rigby.
Keep pushing! Dude, it's stuck.
I'm calling Skips.
NO! We made him a promise.
We are not calling Skips.
Hey! What are you two doing? I thought that was Skips' job.
- We were just - You know what, I don't care.
Just get it out of there, it's a fire hazard.
Dude.
We gotta call Skips.
This is Skips.
You know what to do.
Skips! Skips! We need your help.
The harpsichord got stuck in the doorway.
Yeah, Skips, it's stuck! You gotta help us! Benson said it was a fire hazard! Yeah, it's a fire hazard.
Pick up the phone, Skips! We know you're home, Skips, pick up the phone, Skips! ALRIGHT! I'll be right over.
Alright, What did you guys do.
We were trying to move it and it got stuck.
Alright, on three, I want you guys to push.
I'm gonna try to pull it through, alright? Oh, it's stuck on this thing.
Man, I'm sorry, Skips! - Skips, are you alright? - This is bad.
Are pinkies supposed to bend that way? Well, at least it was your last chore for the day.
No.
You don't understand! SKIPS! Skips, the time has come once again for you to fight Klorgbane the Destroyer.
Wait minute, is that were you have to go to? You gotta fight somebody! Yeah, who's Klorgbane? Skips, you can't fight anybody with your hands like that! What's wrong with your hands? Nothing gary, I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure Come on, Gary, let's go.
Dude! We gotta make sure he's okay.
Come on - Dude, where's this thing going? - Do you really have to ask? Guardians of Eternal Youth I bring you the mighty Skips.
Skips, another one hundred Fifty-seven year cycle has passed.
Thank you for once again saving us by fighting the dark one, Klorgbane the Destroyer.
Brothers, let us unleash the fists of justice.
Skips, wait! What are you doing here! I told you to stay at the park! We are to help.
Would you forget about the coupon.
You can't help me with this! Now get out of here! Klorgbane! Hello, my brothers.
I have returned once more to claim my right for place of the council.
Never! Your evil Klorgbane.
Then after I deafeat Skips I shall destroy you all! You will never deafeat Skips, Klorgbane.
We will just have to see about that, won't we? Get him,Skips What's the matters, Skips? Forgot how to use the Fists of Justice? Why isn't he fighting? I've waited many yeas for this moment! Skips, no! Let us use the Fists of Justice! We were supposed to do all Skip's works today anyways.
Don't be ridiculous.
No man more to less capable of willing the awesome power of the Fists of Juice! But if we don't, then we'll all gonna die.
Nonsense! Brothers, let me handle this! Hello! Archibald.
Klorgbane, your reign of terror is over.
I am gonna crash you.
I am gonna make you eat that diaper like a giant diaper sandwich! As soon as you finish that diaper sandwich I am gonna make it wear like a cape! Give them the Fists of Justice! You know what, I think you guys were right.
I mean, no mere mortal can fight Kl How do you use these things? I don't know.
They have controls in them.
Like that video game you guys play.
Dude, It's just likes Alley Fight Dudes.
Yes, it is.
On count of three, ready? 1 2 3 .
Let's cross this chore off the list.
- Go go go! - Go Watch out! Rigby, cover me.
I will be back! Klorgbane ha? More like Klorglame.
Thank you for saving us from wrath of the Klorgbane.
No problem! How can we repay you? Eternal life, supreme knowledge of the universe? Just say the words and it's yours.
Thanks again for doing this, guys.
You are very welcome, Skips.
You are welcome, Skips.
Best gift in the world!