Steven Universe (2013) s03e24 Episode Script
Bubbled
1 - Garnet: # We # - # Are the Crystal # - Steven: # Gems # - # we'll always save the day # Steven: # and if you think we can't # All: # we'll always find a way # - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - Garnet: # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # Steven: # And Steven! # [Warbling.]
[Ringing tone.]
[Groaning.]
The Rubies? Huh? Whoa! [Screaming.]
Oh, geez! Aah! - You! - Eyeball! [Gasps.]
There goes the Earth.
There goes my whole platoon! [Growls.]
This is a mess! What'll I say in my report? How will I even make my report? This is a nightmare! And this is all your fault! Whoa! Hey, no, it's not! You were trying to hurt my friends! But you opened the airlock in the moon base! You sent us flying into space with no hope of ever returning! Okay, so maybe that was my fault.
I'm sorry.
There, are you happy? No.
You're lucky you're in that bubble, or I'd pop you right in the face.
Well, if you're going to be a grump about it, then we can just float in silence until we both die! - Sounds great.
- Fine! - I can't wait! - Me, neither! [Music.]
What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite.
If I don't die out here, first thing I do back on Earth is change my phone plan.
[Growls.]
I shouldn't have ever come back to that dumb planet! When I heard rumors there might still be Crystal Gems on Earth, I couldn't believe it.
A thousand years of fighting were all for nothing! And Rose Quartz might still be alive? She must be! Why else would someone as important as Jasper be back on Earth? For closure, that's why.
I wanted it, too.
I wanted to see Rose Quartz with my own eye.
At the very least, I thought Jasper might have some answers, but it wasn't even her just another trick.
That's what you really wanted? To see Rose Quartz? More than anything.
Well, then today's your lucky day.
How's that? I know where Rose Quartz is.
What? Where is she?! She turned into me.
Right.
And I have two eyeballs which I don't! You expect me to believe anything, don't you? Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me four times, you already fooled me and you can't fool me again.
Look, I can prove it! I have her Rose Quartz gem! That's more of a pinkish-red than a real Rose Quartz reddish pink.
That's because you're looking at it through my bubble! Hold on Here, check this out! Look, I can summon her shield! It's got a rose on it and everything! Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.
Uh, I left that in my lion [Grunting.]
Look.
Tell me you don't see the resemblance.
Are you kidding me? You're despicable.
We're gonna die out here, and you're just gonna make fun of me until we do.
[Sighs.]
You're even crueler than Rose Quartz.
[Clonk.]
Uh [Clonk.]
Uh, Eyeball? Eyeball?! That's not my [Gasps.]
Oh, great! Asteroids incoming! Find cover, soldier! I am in cover, you get somewhere safe! [Grunting.]
Wow! I think I'm losing my luster.
[Grunting.]
[Screaming.]
Eyeball: We're heading right for that big one! No! Oh? Oh.
I'm alive.
[Sighs.]
We made it! [Laughing.]
I'm unstoppable! [Grunts.]
Eyeball! Oh, no! No! I've got you.
[Grunting.]
Oh, geez! You okay? [Gasps.]
Get off me! Whoa! What's wrong? [Warbling.]
Ay-yi-yi! Your gem is cracked! What?! This is just perfect! Don't worry I can fix your gem! I'm not falling for any of your tricks! [Growls.]
[Groans.]
Bleh.
Hmm? I'm serious I can help.
Fine.
I guess I got nothing else to lose.
[Sighs.]
Thank you.
Blah Ah.
Eh?! What was that supposed to be?! What in the cosmos is wrong with you? [Groans.]
See? It worked! I I can't believe it! There were rumors back during the war that Rose Quartz could heal her Crystal Gem soldiers, keeping her small army in contention with the superior forces of Homeworld.
Wow! It really is you! Rose Quartz! See?! That's what I was trying to tell ya! [Laughs.]
Yup, it's me the mighty Rose Quartz! [Laughing.]
And now we're stuck out here, floating aimlessly through outer space! Pff! [Laughs.]
How'd we get ourselves into this mess? [Laughing.]
[Laughs.]
The mighty Rose Quartz.
[Chuckles.]
Huh? I never thought I'd get a chance like this.
I can't believe you're all mine! Wah?! [Grunting.]
Why are you attacking me?! Don't act surprised, Rose Quartz! You shattered a Diamond! Whoa! [Screams.]
[Laughing.]
[Screaming.]
Ooh, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna take your gem and bring it back! What?! No! Please don't take my gem! Wait, what would even happen to me? [Grunting.]
- Huh?! - Hmm? Ha! W-Wait! You don't have to do this! [Laughs.]
Oh, give it up already! You can't take this away from me! I'm gonna be a legend! I'll go down in history! What will the Diamonds say when they hear that a Ruby defeated Rose Quartz? They're gonna give me my own pearl! [Laughs.]
Wah?! Wait! Please listen! I'm really not my mom! I don't want to hurt you! Just Just think for a second.
We're lost out in space.
How are you going to get back to Homeworld alone? I've already made up my mind.
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Gasps.]
[Panting.]
[Sighs.]
[Warbling.]
[Music.]
If I could Begin to be Half of what you think of me I could do about anything I could even learn how to love When I see The way you act Wondering when I'm coming back I could do about anything I could even learn how to love Like you How come nobody told me about Pink Diamond? We all did what we had to during the war.
Everything's different now.
But did mom really do it? Did she really shatter her? She had to.
The Earth belonged to Pink Diamond.
Destroying her was the only way to save the planet.
For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free, for me to be together.
For you to exist.
But I thought a-at least she'd never She didn't always do what was best for her.
But she always did what was best for Earth.
Even if it meant shattering someone? Yes.
[Sighs.]
Thanks for telling me.
[Ringing tone.]
[Groaning.]
The Rubies? Huh? Whoa! [Screaming.]
Oh, geez! Aah! - You! - Eyeball! [Gasps.]
There goes the Earth.
There goes my whole platoon! [Growls.]
This is a mess! What'll I say in my report? How will I even make my report? This is a nightmare! And this is all your fault! Whoa! Hey, no, it's not! You were trying to hurt my friends! But you opened the airlock in the moon base! You sent us flying into space with no hope of ever returning! Okay, so maybe that was my fault.
I'm sorry.
There, are you happy? No.
You're lucky you're in that bubble, or I'd pop you right in the face.
Well, if you're going to be a grump about it, then we can just float in silence until we both die! - Sounds great.
- Fine! - I can't wait! - Me, neither! [Music.]
What? No signal? Come on, I'm right by a satellite.
If I don't die out here, first thing I do back on Earth is change my phone plan.
[Growls.]
I shouldn't have ever come back to that dumb planet! When I heard rumors there might still be Crystal Gems on Earth, I couldn't believe it.
A thousand years of fighting were all for nothing! And Rose Quartz might still be alive? She must be! Why else would someone as important as Jasper be back on Earth? For closure, that's why.
I wanted it, too.
I wanted to see Rose Quartz with my own eye.
At the very least, I thought Jasper might have some answers, but it wasn't even her just another trick.
That's what you really wanted? To see Rose Quartz? More than anything.
Well, then today's your lucky day.
How's that? I know where Rose Quartz is.
What? Where is she?! She turned into me.
Right.
And I have two eyeballs which I don't! You expect me to believe anything, don't you? Fool me once, shame on me.
Fool me four times, you already fooled me and you can't fool me again.
Look, I can prove it! I have her Rose Quartz gem! That's more of a pinkish-red than a real Rose Quartz reddish pink.
That's because you're looking at it through my bubble! Hold on Here, check this out! Look, I can summon her shield! It's got a rose on it and everything! Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.
Uh, I left that in my lion [Grunting.]
Look.
Tell me you don't see the resemblance.
Are you kidding me? You're despicable.
We're gonna die out here, and you're just gonna make fun of me until we do.
[Sighs.]
You're even crueler than Rose Quartz.
[Clonk.]
Uh [Clonk.]
Uh, Eyeball? Eyeball?! That's not my [Gasps.]
Oh, great! Asteroids incoming! Find cover, soldier! I am in cover, you get somewhere safe! [Grunting.]
Wow! I think I'm losing my luster.
[Grunting.]
[Screaming.]
Eyeball: We're heading right for that big one! No! Oh? Oh.
I'm alive.
[Sighs.]
We made it! [Laughing.]
I'm unstoppable! [Grunts.]
Eyeball! Oh, no! No! I've got you.
[Grunting.]
Oh, geez! You okay? [Gasps.]
Get off me! Whoa! What's wrong? [Warbling.]
Ay-yi-yi! Your gem is cracked! What?! This is just perfect! Don't worry I can fix your gem! I'm not falling for any of your tricks! [Growls.]
[Groans.]
Bleh.
Hmm? I'm serious I can help.
Fine.
I guess I got nothing else to lose.
[Sighs.]
Thank you.
Blah Ah.
Eh?! What was that supposed to be?! What in the cosmos is wrong with you? [Groans.]
See? It worked! I I can't believe it! There were rumors back during the war that Rose Quartz could heal her Crystal Gem soldiers, keeping her small army in contention with the superior forces of Homeworld.
Wow! It really is you! Rose Quartz! See?! That's what I was trying to tell ya! [Laughs.]
Yup, it's me the mighty Rose Quartz! [Laughing.]
And now we're stuck out here, floating aimlessly through outer space! Pff! [Laughs.]
How'd we get ourselves into this mess? [Laughing.]
[Laughs.]
The mighty Rose Quartz.
[Chuckles.]
Huh? I never thought I'd get a chance like this.
I can't believe you're all mine! Wah?! [Grunting.]
Why are you attacking me?! Don't act surprised, Rose Quartz! You shattered a Diamond! Whoa! [Screams.]
[Laughing.]
[Screaming.]
Ooh, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna take your gem and bring it back! What?! No! Please don't take my gem! Wait, what would even happen to me? [Grunting.]
- Huh?! - Hmm? Ha! W-Wait! You don't have to do this! [Laughs.]
Oh, give it up already! You can't take this away from me! I'm gonna be a legend! I'll go down in history! What will the Diamonds say when they hear that a Ruby defeated Rose Quartz? They're gonna give me my own pearl! [Laughs.]
Wah?! Wait! Please listen! I'm really not my mom! I don't want to hurt you! Just Just think for a second.
We're lost out in space.
How are you going to get back to Homeworld alone? I've already made up my mind.
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Gasps.]
[Panting.]
[Sighs.]
[Warbling.]
[Music.]
If I could Begin to be Half of what you think of me I could do about anything I could even learn how to love When I see The way you act Wondering when I'm coming back I could do about anything I could even learn how to love Like you How come nobody told me about Pink Diamond? We all did what we had to during the war.
Everything's different now.
But did mom really do it? Did she really shatter her? She had to.
The Earth belonged to Pink Diamond.
Destroying her was the only way to save the planet.
For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free, for me to be together.
For you to exist.
But I thought a-at least she'd never She didn't always do what was best for her.
But she always did what was best for Earth.
Even if it meant shattering someone? Yes.
[Sighs.]
Thanks for telling me.