House of Anubis (2011) s03e25 Episode Script
House of Deceptions
[Laughing.]
The greedy are always in want.
The greedy are always in want.
[Laughing.]
The greedy are always in want.
The greedy are always in want.
[Laughing.]
I am here to serve you, master.
That's right.
You are.
You work for me now.
I will do anything you need me to do.
I need sinners, Victor.
Go and collect them for me.
I will get your sinners for you.
Trust me.
I will not let you down.
[Laughs.]
These drawings must fit together somehow, but it didn't seem to work.
Yeah, maybe flip it on You okay, Victor? [Eerie chanting music.]
[Music swells.]
You.
- What? - You're coming with me, boy.
- Hey! - What did I do? Shut up! Stay there! Come with me.
I know Victor's a grouch, but that was crazy weird, right? I've never seen him like that, never.
You think you are untouchable because your father is the head, don't you, Edison? - No, I was - Look at yourself.
Risible! You flout school rules.
You constantly cause trouble.
You are a disgrace to this school, Edison.
You are a disgrace to this school, and what is more, you are a disgrace to your father.
Hey, my dad's proud of me.
Do you know, in all my years at this school, he has never even mentioned you once.
He did that to protect me.
- Really? - Yeah.
Then explain to me why he has told the entire faculty that he does not consider you to be his son and never has done.
He wishes you'd never come to this country.
No, I don't think we can exactly stop him when he's weird like that.
Ooh.
No, no, no.
Spiky bad.
- What's up, Willow? - Can't you feel it? [Exhales.]
Something's wrong.
There's a bad energy in this house.
There was some very evil vibes Here.
That doesn't sound good.
- I need oil! - Oh! Yes.
Do you have any cypress oil on you? I don't even know what that is.
I've got some in my emergency kit upstairs.
I don't believe you.
Why has he never asked you to change your name to Sweet? Edison Miller.
Yes, you always knew, didn't you? You always knew he was ashamed of you, and you always knew this day would come.
I guess you would know all about that, wouldn't you? I mean, your dad thought you were a real disappointment, didn't he? You are going to regret saying that, boy.
If the real Victor's back at Anubis House, what's in here? His soul Caroline.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Victor told me the truth about your identity.
Most resourceful of you.
Victor's soul such as it is Is contained here.
Hmm.
Awaiting Ammit's arrival.
Victor now has one purpose only To collect more sinners for me.
And he has unrivaled access to the Anubis students.
That's genius.
He will bring them here from midnight or midday.
We must ensure they are displaying their sin when they enter The Sarcophagi.
[Chortles.]
And they will take their place alongside Victor.
[Laughs evilly.]
Dare to cheat me? This is freaking me out now.
Victor's gone loco.
We need to get in there.
Ooh! Not the best time for a shower, Willow.
It's a cleansing ritual.
I bless this space with the power of light.
Yeah, Willow.
I really, really was feeling those bad, bad vibes you were talking about.
- Bad, bad vibes.
- Mm.
- Can we help? - Yes! Like this I bless this space with the power of light.
Both: I bless this space with the power of light.
Do not move.
Never.
Do not move one inch.
Ah! Oh, my eye.
What is going on here? Oh! - Well? - Ooh.
Bad.
- What are you - Bad, bad, bad We were cleansing the house.
Of bad energy with cypress oil.
- Ooh oh! - Bad.
[Indistinct chatter.]
I am not done with you yet.
No, my eye I have to see the nurse.
Oh it hurts! - Give that to me.
- No no [whimpers.]
[Gasps.]
Stupid.
[Door slams.]
We're going to need a lot more cypress oil for him.
He just went off on you For no reason.
And not even about school stuff.
It was like he was trying to push my buttons.
I don't know, too weird, okay? Even for Victor.
Do you think this has anything to do with what's going on at the Gate House? - Maybe he's been zombified by Frombie.
- Alfie, Frobisher is not a zombie.
- Nor's Victor.
- We need to get back on those drawings.
You said they're a message from your ancestors, we need answers.
Sibuna? [Together.]
Sibuna.
First, you take the fruity circles.
Hmm Uh, and then add the milk.
Uh-huh.
Here's the secret mix in the jam.
Uh-huh.
And voila.
Cereally delicious.
Ah.
[Crunching.]
[Squeals.]
The breakfast of champions.
Ooh! But what about Peanut butter? Aw.
You are a breakfast Angel.
[Laughs.]
Alfie and Willow.
I was right.
It's perfect.
I think they found their soul mate.
Ooh, come here, link arms with me.
Love in the air? How would you know? Or not.
[Groans.]
- I said I was sorry! - [Coughs.]
- You got me back.
We need to move on.
- [Coughs.]
Patricia, are we still on for our lunch date? Mm? Oh, I'm beside myself with anticipation.
Hmm? [Coughs.]
Look, I'm sorry.
I should've spoken to you before.
It's okay.
I'm not mad at you.
I know you're only trying to make Eddie jealous.
No, I'm not.
I'm So this is a conversation I can't win.
Yup.
You Miscreants! [Yells.]
Why are you still here feeding your idle, stupid faces? Get to school immediately! Go! - So put this one here, this one here, - [Gasps.]
That's it.
That's what it looks like.
That's how they fit together.
It looks like the tiles in the girls' bathroom.
Hmm? The key to the puzzle is in the bathroom? Great.
Who said Sibuna wasn't glamorous? Guys, it's the only lead we have.
Okay, we have to check this out.
We should get back to class.
[Clears throat.]
Patricia? Don't you have a date? - A date? - Yeah, with Jerome.
[Laughs.]
Jerome.
Is she joking? A girl can't wait around forever, Eddie.
Yeah, I I didn't know she was waiting around.
- I trust you are well, Robert? - What a ridiculous question, Victor.
You have come here without a sinner.
Have you not? Yes, I've come to check Caroline's traps.
It is not that sort of vermin you should be concentrating on.
Very well.
Do what you need to, and then get back to the task at hand.
Check the camera feed first, and then [Sighs.]
- Girls' bathroom.
- Ugh.
- He's gonna find the camera.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I believe you may have a bigger problem than rats, Caroline.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No! Another one for the collection.
Well, how long have they been there? How much have the brats heard? What have they seen? You should be more vigilant.
Oh, don't start blaming me for the behavior of some outlaw delinquents.
- Who is watching us? - Edison Miller.
Who else? Then it is time we dealt with Edison Miller On a more permanent basis.
Victor's not gonna let us get away with this, you know that, right? Look, it's not great.
But it's not so bad, they don't know it was us.
In the meantime, it's more important than ever we figure out that drawing.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- What do you think? Look, it - Er - Could be the same.
- Yeah, if we squint - In the dark with a blindfold.
- Eh - Nah.
- Oh! Oh, is that tuna? I hate tuna.
[Laughs.]
That's what I love about you, Patty-cakes.
You're so feisty.
Want to see feisty? Try calling me "Patty-cakes" again.
[Laughs.]
And you're so funny.
Look at that cute little scowl.
It's like a grumpy little hamster.
[Chuckles.]
So, um, what else have you got apart from tuna? - My heart.
- Oh, please.
Patricia, I knew from the first moment we met That you and I were meant to be together.
Every time you look at me, I can see how Desperate you are to be with me.
The whole time I was with Mara and, indeed, Willow.
That must've been awful for you.
You're so brave.
Cupcake? Do not call me Look, Jerome, I'm I'm really sorry, but I can't do this.
It's just it's just too horrible.
- Finally.
- What? I was wondering when you were gonna crack.
It's fine.
You're trying to make Eddie jealous, and, well I'm trying to prove a point to Mara.
I bet yours is gonna end more happily than mine.
Willow! Hey, Willow, um, I was wondering if you wanted to, uh - Maybe, um, perhaps - So I was thinking we should go on a date.
That's what I was trying to say.
I mean, there's that pizza place in town.
It's really romantic, candles, bread sticks, the works.
- Mm.
- Oh.
Or we could grab a burger and go see that new horror movie.
Ohhoho.
Yes! It's like you've got special powers.
[Muffled.]
See? - Oh.
You smell that? - Mmm.
Oh, that does smell good.
- What is it? - There's a stew.
[Whispers.]
Oh, it's a stew.
Eddie, uh, can I talk to you? Yacker, the bathroom tile looks nothing like this.
Whatever.
Look, I want to tell you something.
Okay.
Eddie? Eddie, give me the picture.
Now, here we go Ha! [Whispers.]
Genius.
That's it.
[Sighs loudly.]
Crisp? Look at him.
It's like neither of us existed.
I think you just need to try and move on.
I told him I loved him.
- Mara, you didn't.
- And he was already seeing Willow.
That's terrible.
He doesn't care.
He will do, once I take his little black heart Bring it to life, and then crush it to a million pieces.
- You mean you'd do it? - Eh, what are friends for? Someone must've got here before us, moved it, whatever it is.
Hang on, look! Look at the tile.
[Resonating ringing.]
Nina's locket Nina's locket must open it, do you have it? Yeah.
[Ringing.]
- Ha! - There's something in it.
- Oh! - What is it? - What is it? - Looks like some kind of capsule.
- Look.
What are these? Symbols? - It moves.
Must be some kind of combination lock.
Guys, we're gonna have to go back to school, we're gonna be late.
[Chuckles.]
All right, let's go.
Yacker, what'd you want to tell me earlier? Um Meet me in the living room at 8:00.
We'll talk then.
Or just tell me now.
Or 8:00 in the living room's good.
Yay.
[Music swells.]
- What are you doing? - Sitting next to you.
Can't one friend sit next to another friend? I didn't know we were friends.
Well, now you do.
See, you learn something new every day.
Apparently.
Did you solve Patricia's love issues? Apparently.
You know, you're really good at that Good at seeing what makes people tick.
Apparently.
Do you know what makes me tick? Sorry, what did I miss? Nothing.
I don't see why Robert couldn't let me deal with Miller on my own.
I assure you, the feeling is entirely mutual.
However, we must follow Robert's instructions.
Just be there at the agreed time and play your part.
I hope this plan of yours works.
If you follow it to the letter, it cannot fail.
[Sighs.]
Eddie, I still have feelings for you.
Um, Eddie, I've never stopped liking you.
[Sighs.]
Just be honest.
[Music swells.]
Why do things have to be so complicated? You should ask Patricia, Queen of complicated.
- Huh? - It's this meeting she wants tonight.
- I have no idea what I've done wrong.
- Maybe you haven't done anything wrong? - It's Patricia.
Course I have.
- Yeah, good point.
[Music swells.]
[Sighs.]
I finally thought we were getting to a place where we could be friends again, you know? [Sighs.]
I don't know.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Man, girls are weird.
Catch you later.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
I'm gonna need it.
[Door slams.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
Eddie, where are you? Patricia? You pick the weirdest places to meet.
- So? How'd it go with Eddie? - Didn't.
He stood me up.
No way.
That doesn't sound like him.
Call him.
Where is my phone? Have you seen it? I'm calling it.
Don't worry.
It'll be in my room.
[Cell phone ringing.]
Victor, you've got my phone.
[Continued ringing.]
It was lying around in the kitchen.
You should take more care of your property.
You don't want it to get broken, do you? KT, I wasn't even in the kitchen this evening.
What's going on? Yacker? Who's there? [Music swells.]
I know someone's here.
[Music swells.]
[Rumbling.]
No, no, no, no! No, no! No!
The greedy are always in want.
The greedy are always in want.
[Laughing.]
The greedy are always in want.
The greedy are always in want.
[Laughing.]
I am here to serve you, master.
That's right.
You are.
You work for me now.
I will do anything you need me to do.
I need sinners, Victor.
Go and collect them for me.
I will get your sinners for you.
Trust me.
I will not let you down.
[Laughs.]
These drawings must fit together somehow, but it didn't seem to work.
Yeah, maybe flip it on You okay, Victor? [Eerie chanting music.]
[Music swells.]
You.
- What? - You're coming with me, boy.
- Hey! - What did I do? Shut up! Stay there! Come with me.
I know Victor's a grouch, but that was crazy weird, right? I've never seen him like that, never.
You think you are untouchable because your father is the head, don't you, Edison? - No, I was - Look at yourself.
Risible! You flout school rules.
You constantly cause trouble.
You are a disgrace to this school, Edison.
You are a disgrace to this school, and what is more, you are a disgrace to your father.
Hey, my dad's proud of me.
Do you know, in all my years at this school, he has never even mentioned you once.
He did that to protect me.
- Really? - Yeah.
Then explain to me why he has told the entire faculty that he does not consider you to be his son and never has done.
He wishes you'd never come to this country.
No, I don't think we can exactly stop him when he's weird like that.
Ooh.
No, no, no.
Spiky bad.
- What's up, Willow? - Can't you feel it? [Exhales.]
Something's wrong.
There's a bad energy in this house.
There was some very evil vibes Here.
That doesn't sound good.
- I need oil! - Oh! Yes.
Do you have any cypress oil on you? I don't even know what that is.
I've got some in my emergency kit upstairs.
I don't believe you.
Why has he never asked you to change your name to Sweet? Edison Miller.
Yes, you always knew, didn't you? You always knew he was ashamed of you, and you always knew this day would come.
I guess you would know all about that, wouldn't you? I mean, your dad thought you were a real disappointment, didn't he? You are going to regret saying that, boy.
If the real Victor's back at Anubis House, what's in here? His soul Caroline.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Victor told me the truth about your identity.
Most resourceful of you.
Victor's soul such as it is Is contained here.
Hmm.
Awaiting Ammit's arrival.
Victor now has one purpose only To collect more sinners for me.
And he has unrivaled access to the Anubis students.
That's genius.
He will bring them here from midnight or midday.
We must ensure they are displaying their sin when they enter The Sarcophagi.
[Chortles.]
And they will take their place alongside Victor.
[Laughs evilly.]
Dare to cheat me? This is freaking me out now.
Victor's gone loco.
We need to get in there.
Ooh! Not the best time for a shower, Willow.
It's a cleansing ritual.
I bless this space with the power of light.
Yeah, Willow.
I really, really was feeling those bad, bad vibes you were talking about.
- Bad, bad vibes.
- Mm.
- Can we help? - Yes! Like this I bless this space with the power of light.
Both: I bless this space with the power of light.
Do not move.
Never.
Do not move one inch.
Ah! Oh, my eye.
What is going on here? Oh! - Well? - Ooh.
Bad.
- What are you - Bad, bad, bad We were cleansing the house.
Of bad energy with cypress oil.
- Ooh oh! - Bad.
[Indistinct chatter.]
I am not done with you yet.
No, my eye I have to see the nurse.
Oh it hurts! - Give that to me.
- No no [whimpers.]
[Gasps.]
Stupid.
[Door slams.]
We're going to need a lot more cypress oil for him.
He just went off on you For no reason.
And not even about school stuff.
It was like he was trying to push my buttons.
I don't know, too weird, okay? Even for Victor.
Do you think this has anything to do with what's going on at the Gate House? - Maybe he's been zombified by Frombie.
- Alfie, Frobisher is not a zombie.
- Nor's Victor.
- We need to get back on those drawings.
You said they're a message from your ancestors, we need answers.
Sibuna? [Together.]
Sibuna.
First, you take the fruity circles.
Hmm Uh, and then add the milk.
Uh-huh.
Here's the secret mix in the jam.
Uh-huh.
And voila.
Cereally delicious.
Ah.
[Crunching.]
[Squeals.]
The breakfast of champions.
Ooh! But what about Peanut butter? Aw.
You are a breakfast Angel.
[Laughs.]
Alfie and Willow.
I was right.
It's perfect.
I think they found their soul mate.
Ooh, come here, link arms with me.
Love in the air? How would you know? Or not.
[Groans.]
- I said I was sorry! - [Coughs.]
- You got me back.
We need to move on.
- [Coughs.]
Patricia, are we still on for our lunch date? Mm? Oh, I'm beside myself with anticipation.
Hmm? [Coughs.]
Look, I'm sorry.
I should've spoken to you before.
It's okay.
I'm not mad at you.
I know you're only trying to make Eddie jealous.
No, I'm not.
I'm So this is a conversation I can't win.
Yup.
You Miscreants! [Yells.]
Why are you still here feeding your idle, stupid faces? Get to school immediately! Go! - So put this one here, this one here, - [Gasps.]
That's it.
That's what it looks like.
That's how they fit together.
It looks like the tiles in the girls' bathroom.
Hmm? The key to the puzzle is in the bathroom? Great.
Who said Sibuna wasn't glamorous? Guys, it's the only lead we have.
Okay, we have to check this out.
We should get back to class.
[Clears throat.]
Patricia? Don't you have a date? - A date? - Yeah, with Jerome.
[Laughs.]
Jerome.
Is she joking? A girl can't wait around forever, Eddie.
Yeah, I I didn't know she was waiting around.
- I trust you are well, Robert? - What a ridiculous question, Victor.
You have come here without a sinner.
Have you not? Yes, I've come to check Caroline's traps.
It is not that sort of vermin you should be concentrating on.
Very well.
Do what you need to, and then get back to the task at hand.
Check the camera feed first, and then [Sighs.]
- Girls' bathroom.
- Ugh.
- He's gonna find the camera.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
I believe you may have a bigger problem than rats, Caroline.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No! Another one for the collection.
Well, how long have they been there? How much have the brats heard? What have they seen? You should be more vigilant.
Oh, don't start blaming me for the behavior of some outlaw delinquents.
- Who is watching us? - Edison Miller.
Who else? Then it is time we dealt with Edison Miller On a more permanent basis.
Victor's not gonna let us get away with this, you know that, right? Look, it's not great.
But it's not so bad, they don't know it was us.
In the meantime, it's more important than ever we figure out that drawing.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- What do you think? Look, it - Er - Could be the same.
- Yeah, if we squint - In the dark with a blindfold.
- Eh - Nah.
- Oh! Oh, is that tuna? I hate tuna.
[Laughs.]
That's what I love about you, Patty-cakes.
You're so feisty.
Want to see feisty? Try calling me "Patty-cakes" again.
[Laughs.]
And you're so funny.
Look at that cute little scowl.
It's like a grumpy little hamster.
[Chuckles.]
So, um, what else have you got apart from tuna? - My heart.
- Oh, please.
Patricia, I knew from the first moment we met That you and I were meant to be together.
Every time you look at me, I can see how Desperate you are to be with me.
The whole time I was with Mara and, indeed, Willow.
That must've been awful for you.
You're so brave.
Cupcake? Do not call me Look, Jerome, I'm I'm really sorry, but I can't do this.
It's just it's just too horrible.
- Finally.
- What? I was wondering when you were gonna crack.
It's fine.
You're trying to make Eddie jealous, and, well I'm trying to prove a point to Mara.
I bet yours is gonna end more happily than mine.
Willow! Hey, Willow, um, I was wondering if you wanted to, uh - Maybe, um, perhaps - So I was thinking we should go on a date.
That's what I was trying to say.
I mean, there's that pizza place in town.
It's really romantic, candles, bread sticks, the works.
- Mm.
- Oh.
Or we could grab a burger and go see that new horror movie.
Ohhoho.
Yes! It's like you've got special powers.
[Muffled.]
See? - Oh.
You smell that? - Mmm.
Oh, that does smell good.
- What is it? - There's a stew.
[Whispers.]
Oh, it's a stew.
Eddie, uh, can I talk to you? Yacker, the bathroom tile looks nothing like this.
Whatever.
Look, I want to tell you something.
Okay.
Eddie? Eddie, give me the picture.
Now, here we go Ha! [Whispers.]
Genius.
That's it.
[Sighs loudly.]
Crisp? Look at him.
It's like neither of us existed.
I think you just need to try and move on.
I told him I loved him.
- Mara, you didn't.
- And he was already seeing Willow.
That's terrible.
He doesn't care.
He will do, once I take his little black heart Bring it to life, and then crush it to a million pieces.
- You mean you'd do it? - Eh, what are friends for? Someone must've got here before us, moved it, whatever it is.
Hang on, look! Look at the tile.
[Resonating ringing.]
Nina's locket Nina's locket must open it, do you have it? Yeah.
[Ringing.]
- Ha! - There's something in it.
- Oh! - What is it? - What is it? - Looks like some kind of capsule.
- Look.
What are these? Symbols? - It moves.
Must be some kind of combination lock.
Guys, we're gonna have to go back to school, we're gonna be late.
[Chuckles.]
All right, let's go.
Yacker, what'd you want to tell me earlier? Um Meet me in the living room at 8:00.
We'll talk then.
Or just tell me now.
Or 8:00 in the living room's good.
Yay.
[Music swells.]
- What are you doing? - Sitting next to you.
Can't one friend sit next to another friend? I didn't know we were friends.
Well, now you do.
See, you learn something new every day.
Apparently.
Did you solve Patricia's love issues? Apparently.
You know, you're really good at that Good at seeing what makes people tick.
Apparently.
Do you know what makes me tick? Sorry, what did I miss? Nothing.
I don't see why Robert couldn't let me deal with Miller on my own.
I assure you, the feeling is entirely mutual.
However, we must follow Robert's instructions.
Just be there at the agreed time and play your part.
I hope this plan of yours works.
If you follow it to the letter, it cannot fail.
[Sighs.]
Eddie, I still have feelings for you.
Um, Eddie, I've never stopped liking you.
[Sighs.]
Just be honest.
[Music swells.]
Why do things have to be so complicated? You should ask Patricia, Queen of complicated.
- Huh? - It's this meeting she wants tonight.
- I have no idea what I've done wrong.
- Maybe you haven't done anything wrong? - It's Patricia.
Course I have.
- Yeah, good point.
[Music swells.]
[Sighs.]
I finally thought we were getting to a place where we could be friends again, you know? [Sighs.]
I don't know.
[Cell phone chimes.]
Man, girls are weird.
Catch you later.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
I'm gonna need it.
[Door slams.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
Eddie, where are you? Patricia? You pick the weirdest places to meet.
- So? How'd it go with Eddie? - Didn't.
He stood me up.
No way.
That doesn't sound like him.
Call him.
Where is my phone? Have you seen it? I'm calling it.
Don't worry.
It'll be in my room.
[Cell phone ringing.]
Victor, you've got my phone.
[Continued ringing.]
It was lying around in the kitchen.
You should take more care of your property.
You don't want it to get broken, do you? KT, I wasn't even in the kitchen this evening.
What's going on? Yacker? Who's there? [Music swells.]
I know someone's here.
[Music swells.]
[Rumbling.]
No, no, no, no! No, no! No!