Clarence US (2014) s03e26 Episode Script

1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! The phantom had a problem [Music.]
Her windpipe was rusty The mansion she was wanting was terribly rusty Clarence: Then, we're going to go on a ghost hunt.
And then we're going to go trick or treat some more.
And then we're going to call Ms.
Baker to see how she's doing.
And then we can try out this pumpkin portal.
[Laughs.]
You guys want to see how it works? Uh, it's like 1 in the morning, buddy.
We should probably hit the hay, or your mom will get mad.
[Stammers.]
B-B-Bbut we still got to do the pumpkin portal.
You look in one end, and I look in the other end, and we see each other's thoughts and stuff.
It was a ghostly gasp I invented it in my dreams.
Heh, heh.
It was a ghoulish rasp She did the gasp Can we at least can we eat some more of candy mountain? Yeah.
All right.
[Groaning.]
Oh, no.
Too much candy.
Oh, hello.
[Chuckles.]
Uh-oh.
Don't eat me.
It's okay.
You can.
[Chuckles.]
Ah.
[Snoring.]
[Laughs.]
Ah, dreams aren't real.
[Chuckles.]
Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Hm.
Hmm? Hmm? [Giggles.]
[Grunts.]
[Giggles.]
[Chad groaning.]
You're just dreaming.
[Whispering.]
Chad, dreams aren't real.
[Groaning stops.]
Mary: Oh, uh, don't forget to pay the gas bill from last month, too.
- Uh, yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
[Slurps.]
- Oh, and we need more detergent - Of course.
Sure thing there.
- Yeah, the grocery store I'm in Chad's dream? - Yeah.
I can't do that.
- Hey.
Hey, Chad.
- Clarence? - Chad? Hey, Chad.
Uh-oh.
Whoa, jeez.
[Keyboard clacking.]
Why is this happening? Uh, know I don't This is horrible.
Ah! How do I make it stop? Which one is the computer? You got that? Chad, you got that? - Uh, oh, yeah.
- Chad? I'm here.
Hey, Chad, it's just a dream.
You don't have to listen to her.
[Dial tone plays.]
- This is a dream? - Yeah.
- I don't have a job? - I don't think so.
You can pretty do whatever you want, Chad.
- Wow.
- Play that thing.
[Plays guitar.]
My work here is done.
Don't let me down, Chad.
Don't let me down, Chad.
- Don't let me down, Chad.
- Where did Chad Don't let me down, Chad.
- Don't let me - go?! Huh? Huh? What? Well, guess Chad decided to go to the bathroom.
[Gasps.]
Guyler is having bad dreams, too.
Maybe I can help him.
[Groaning.]
[Music.]
[Bird cries.]
[Whimpering.]
Hey, Guyler.
It's okay.
This is all one big dream.
Don't worry.
[Goose inhales deeply.]
[Ting!.]
There you go.
Now, you can start having fun.
[Squeaks.]
See? [Nose pops.]
So what's it like having a big nose? [Fishing rod clicking.]
[Gasps.]
You got one.
Reel it in.
Oh, it's okay.
You can try again, or you can do that.
[Grunting lightly.]
[Chuckles.]
Wow.
That's a big one.
[Fish coughing.]
[Grunts lightly.]
[Grunts lightly.]
Nice.
[Grunts lightly.]
Guyler? [Grunts lightly.]
Oh, there you are.
Everything okay? You know you can always talk to me 'cuz we're friends.
[Screams.]
[Gasps.]
Guyler? Maybe he's in the bathroom with Chad? [Toiler flushes.]
Well, they're not there.
Something weird is going on.
[Groaning.]
Oh, no.
Not Mavis, too! [Groaning continues.]
I'm going in.
Woah, woah, woah, woah-woah? - Hey, Mavis.
- Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah? Woah Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, woah, Woah, woah, woah, woah-woah Wah, woah, woah? [Grunts.]
What's your favorite thing here? I don't know if I've ever eaten here before.
Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah! Hey, Mavis, it's okay.
Everything is fine.
It's a dream.
[Groaning, spits.]
Eww! [Clears throat.]
Thank you, Clarence.
[Sinister chime plays.]
[Chuckles nervously.]
Woah.
[Off-beat piano music.]
[Chuckles.]
Wow.
Don't you just love a player piano? W-Woah? [Chuckles.]
It's me, Balance.
Balance, I haven't seen you in forever.
You're looking pretty good.
Wait a minute.
What is that down there? - Hey, you're not being very nice.
- Clarence, help! [Whimpering.]
Soup's on, sass boy! [Music.]
Run! You aren't getting nowhere, you slippery tommycat.
[Grunts.]
Woah, woah! [Grunts.]
Hang on, guys! I'll save you! Guh! Everyone's gone Okay.
So first, I went into Chad's dream, and he disappeared.
Then, I went into Guyler's dream, and he also disappeared.
And then I went into Mavis' dream, and now she ain't here, too.
There's no more dreams to go into except [gasps.]
my dreams.
I got to fall asleep.
[Calm music.]
[Grumbling.]
[Microwave beeps.]
[Gulping.]
Ahh.
[Panting.]
[Thud.]
[Straining.]
Go to sleep.
You have to go to sleep so you can rescue everyone.
[Straining.]
Oh, man.
I'm never going to fall [Snoring.]
[Chuckles.]
Mr.
Pig.
- Oh, Jeremy.
- I think your friends are in trouble.
That little circus man isn't very nice.
I think he's taking their dream energy.
Dream energy? What? You remember how to control your dreams, right? Mm, no.
Then I'll have to show you how again! - Wee! - Off.
Oooh.
- Clarence, is this a dream? - Um, yes.
- Then, you should be able to control this.
- Ugh! [Slurps.]
Wait, um, let's try it again.
[Bat squeaks.]
[Grunts.]
Did I do it? [Music.]
- Try thinking about things you like.
- Things that I like.
[Slurps.]
[Chuckles.]
Tickles.
[Chuckles.]
[Panting.]
[Straining.]
Friendship.
Ugh! - Do you think I'm ready? - Close enough.
Mm.
You know, Clarence, dreams aren't real.
Only the way they make you feel is real, so you shouldn't be scared.
[Chuckles.]
Thanks, Jeremy.
But how are we going to find Balance? [Thunder crashes.]
Oh, no.
He's here.
[Heavy footsteps approaching.]
[Evil laughter.]
I've always been here.
I know control all of the dreams, pulling thread instead of screams.
- Woah, woah, woah, woah.
- Clarence, help.
Oh, guys! [Gasps.]
Jeremy! You don't have much time, Clarence! Use what I taught you! [Sucking noise.]
[Laughter.]
[Slurps.]
Let go of my friends, Balance.
Don't you worry, you little cheese ball.
You'll be with them soon.
Hyah! [Fish snarling.]
[Gasps.]
[Fish snarling.]
- Look out! - Remember you're in control! Use your imagination! What the You can't scare me.
I'm not afraid of you, Balance.
- This isn't real.
- We'll see about that.
Oh! [Grunting.]
Uh, oh.
[Squirming.]
[Chuckles.]
[Chicken clucking.]
Chicken? [Music.]
Oh.
- Oh, no! - I can't look.
[Laughter.]
[Grunts.]
[Plane flies overhead.]
I'm okay.
[Screams.]
Oh, no.
[Screaming.]
- Clarence, are you okay? - That felt weird.
We're stuck in this belly jail.
Well, that's okay because I wanted to get eaten because this is my dream, and I can do whatever I want.
No.
You're not dreaming.
You're having a nightmare.
[Chuckles.]
Nuh-uh, I'm having fun.
Now, let's get out of here.
[Straining.]
[Music.]
There we go.
And then if I do this [Grunts.]
[Chuckles.]
Wait, no.
Stop.
What you doing back there? That's private! Hey! - Wee! - Woo-hoo! No! Nooo! [Grunts.]
Balance, instead of giving everyone nightmares, - you should just give people hugs.
- I ain't no hugger.
Wait.
What are y'all doing? No.
Stay back, all of you.
Oh, no! Stop! Ah! - Woo! - Yay! [Suctions noise, pops.]
We did it, everybody.
- Everybody? - I don't have much time.
- You're waking up.
- Will I ever see you again? Only in your dreams, Clarence.
Don't forget me.
[Slurps.]
I love you, Jeremy.
- Clarence, wake up.
Clarence.
- Woah, woah, woah.
I had the most amazing dream.
Chad, you were there.
You had a job.
And, Guyler, you were there.
You were a fisher, uh, a fishing man.
And, Mavis, you were [Chuckles.]
I don't know what was going on with you.
[Laughs.]
Hey, you guys up for a little late-night candy feast? No.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose