Erky Perky (2006) s03e26 Episode Script

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Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(air whooshing)
(light playful music)
(Erky laughing)
(Erky screaming)
(spring pinging)
- Oh, hot dog stand!
I am home, whoo hoo!
Free at last!
- [Perky] Erky, Erky!
- My beautiful hot dogs, so red
and full of meat substitute.
- Erky, wake up.
(spring pinging)
(Erky sniffing)
- Oh, how I've missed you.
(spring pinging)
(Perky wailing)
Oh, I should have known it
was too good to be true.
(Erky gagging)
What is that horrible taste?
- Hmm, doesn't taste so bad.
- I was surrounded
by food, Perky.
But it doesn't matter,
that's never, ever
going to happen in real life.
(Erky gasping)
- Erky!
(light choral music)
(bugs murmuring)
- Tell me I'm not
dreaming, Perky.
- It's too good to be a dream.
(pleasant bouncy music)
- Cecil, to the words mine,
all mine mean anything to you?
(Boof laughing)
(bug gasping)
- Boof see food.
- I see a business opportunity.
(percussive bouncy music)
- Whoa.
- Food!
(bugs laughing)
- Eat now, eat now.
- Mine, it's all mine.
(bugs gasping)
- Stop!
(brakes squealing)
Don't be fools, this is a trap.
- There's food everywhere,
how can it be a trap?
- I can't remember exactly,
but I know something
horrible is going to happen.
It will be totally.
(snoring)
(bugs munching)
- It's magnificent.
How's yours, Perky?
- Oh it's absolutely.
What's that?
- I don't know, but
it's getting closer.
(spring pinging)
- Run for your life!
(bugs screaming)
- Erky?
- Is it over?
(whimsical music)
- It's gone.
(bugs gasping)
(brakes squealing)
- All of it.
- This is just how
I vaguely remember it
happening last time.
- What was it?
- I don't know, but
whatever it was,
it was one of the most
awful, terrifying,
hideous, unspeakable.
(snoring)
(bugs murmuring)
- Oh, the horror.
(ominous music)
(Margaret gasping)
- Where's it gone?
That food was all mine.
(bugs gasping)
- Erky, look!
- That basket's got food.
- That basket's got food.
- Come on.
- Cecil, stay here
and guard my food.
(wings buzzing)
(bugs murmuring)
(Perky laughing)
(wind whistling)
(Erky gasping)
- It's ours, we saw it first.
- It's not yours,
it's mine, all mine.
(bugs grunting)
Let go!
- You let go!
(bugs groaning)
Perky, help me.
Come on, Perky.
(Perky grunting)
(bugs groaning)
- Sticky crumbs for sale,
get your sticky crumbs here.
- I've never seen that before.
(bugs arguing)
- Perky, we're, the balloon.
- Come back Margaret,
don't leave me.
(ominous music)
- Perky, we're going outside.
(Margaret laughing)
- Guess who can fly?
See ya later, boys.
(Margaret screaming)
I'm stuck, I'm stuck!
Help, help!
- Got it!
- Take my hand,
Margaret, come on.
(Margaret groaning)
- Perky, what are you doing?
- Trying to pull Margaret in.
- You don't want to pull her
in, you want to push her out.
(Erky groaning)
- Help me, Perky, help!
- Got it!
(bugs breathing heavily)
- I'm going to get back
to Kitchen, I've got to.
- Well, you can fly.
- I'm not leaving here,
what if I get lost?
- Alright listen,
if we all calm down,
I'm sure we can find a
way out of this mess.
So, if you'll just
give me the sticky cup?
- No.
(bugs groaning)
- Oh, now look what you've done!
- Me, it was your fault.
- Wait stop, that
was our only food.
What are we gonna eat now?
(tense music)
- What are you looking at?
- I never realized that yellow
could look so delicious.
(Margaret laughing)
- Oh no, no you don't.
(Perky wailing)
- Perky come back,
don't be silly.
- Yeah, we're not gonna eat you.
Well, not all at once.
- Leave me alone.
(Perky grunting)
- Come on Perky, everything's
going to be alright.
(bugs screaming)
(spring pinging)
My dream came true!
It came true!
- Hot dog stand.
(bugs laughing)
- Which one are we going
to eat first, Perky?
- That one.
- Cheers pal, after you.
- Oh no, after you, Erky.
- Let's just savor
the moment, Perky.
- Good idea, Erky.
- We've been through
a lot together.
We've been to the very
brink of starvation.
- And now it's all over.
- Indeed it is, buddy.
And the best bit is
we never have to worry
about Mad Margaret again!
(bugs laughing)
- Ah-ha, caught you red-handed.
Get your thieving
hands off my food.
- I think this is the
end of our dream, Erky.
- It's no dream Perky,
it's a nightmare.
Run!
(bugs laughing)
- Come back here!
(bouncy playful music)