Phineas and Ferb s03e26 Episode Script

Goodbye boys, have a great day, I'm off to work.
Goodbye, Dad! Have fun buying from auctions and private sales, performing minor refurbishments to the purchase items, marking up the price and then selling them to your customers! Our dad sells antiques.
You know Ferb, it's strange how we wave our hands when we say goodbye.
It seems so arbitrary.
Why don't people jump up and down or stick out their tongues, or slap their thighs? Well, if by that you mean we should create a whole new form of communication, then I couldn't agree more! That was some nice gesturing, Ferb.
Do some more! Ah.
Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Iknowwhatwe'regoingto dospatula! Oh.
Today I really should have known that from the context.
Oh, here's another one! Heywhere'sspatula! Heywhere'sspatula! Heywhere'sspatula! Oh, context again.
Ah, Agent P.
Sorry, I'm running a little late this morning.
Our satellites haven't picked up any Inator activity coming from Doofenshmirtz, but that's no indication that he isn't up to something.
We want you to get down there and have a little look-see.
Good hunting, Agent P.
Finally, when someone sneezes, rather than say "gesundheit", just play flugelhorn and give him your left shoe.
I think we nailed down the non-verbal cues.
Now let's look at the syntax! Candace? What's wrong, honey? Mom! They're doing stuff out there! Candace, they're just writing on a whiteboard.
Yes, that's it, they're plotting.
And you know what that leads to.
Implementing-uh! Implementing-uh! Candace, you need to lighten up a little.
Take it easy.
Do you know what I do to relax? You eat some pie and then laid down on that old sensory deprivation tank we keep in the basement.
That's right! Would you like to try it? Um, I'm gonna go with no, but thank you.
Well, you should still try to relax.
Mom, I don't need to relax, I need to bust Phineas and Ferb.
Well, listen sweetie.
You said so yourself, they're just plotting, right? That gives you plenty of time to go to the mall before they start implementing-uh.
That gives you plenty of time to go to the mall before they start implementing-uh.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense! Maybe– Hey, wait a second, are you making fun of me? Maybe just a little.
She's right, I probably have plenty of time to go to the mall! Okay, Ferb, let's start implementing! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Just one more bolt right behind– Perry! So, Perry the Platypus, we meet again! But this time, the advantage is mine! Hey, what are you waiting for, Norm? We rehearsed this like a thousand times! When I say "Ah, Perry the Platypus, we meet again, only this time the advantage is mine", you go and get him! Going and getting! Note to self.
Consider pulling off and replacing Norm's head.
Ooh, okay.
Much better, this is a good look for you! Hi, guys.
What'cha doin'? Erb-Ferb Atin-Lerb! (Ferb Latin!) Oh, creating a whole new form of communication today, are we? Yeah, what do you think? Sounds fun! What do you call it? Ferb Latin! Where you take the first letter of every word, you move it to the end, and then you say erb! So Ferb becomes Erb-ferb, and Latin becomes Atin-lerb! Two letter words stay the same, like or stays or.
All the fun of Pig Latin, and it's safe for vegetarians to use! Oh, Phineas, I think your new language is onderful-werb (wonderful)! By Jove, I think she's got it! But there's also a lot of non-verbal cues! For example, if you wanna say "okay", you reach for the sky! Yeah, and when you're hungry, you crack your knuckles! Oh, baby, that's good.
And if you smell something bad, you do jazz hands! Stop looking at me! I am not going to do jazz hands! Even though you have totally earned it.
How do you say goodbye? When you say goodbye, you blow a raspberry! Let's all do it! I bet you're wondering where my Inator is, right? C'mon, guess? Guess, no? No? You're not gonna play– All right, all right.
Fine! Don't play.
It's Norm! Let's hope there's no self-destruct button on this one! You've always had one, Norm.
I just never told you where it was so you wouldn't pick at it! And stop interrupting me! Anyway, I've done a lot of research for the past You know, a few hours, and I– And I found that that most people will believe anything they read! And I know it's true, 'cause you know, I– I read it online somewhere.
And I know it's true, 'cause you know, I– I read it online somewhere.
So, my new weapon to take over the Tri-State Area is propaganda! So, my new weapon to take over the Tri-State Area is propaganda! Propaganda consists of messages that dishonestly attempt to influence the attitude of a community! Thanks for that, Mr.
Norm-It-All.
I've installed a switch back here that prints out propaganda leaflets.
All I have to do is speak my evil messages into this microphone Uh, let's see, uh "Slap yourself"! Push this button and whatever I say comes printed out on a leaflet.
It's gonna work! It's bold and it has a lot of serifs! Serifs are semi-structural details that– Oh, for crying out loud, Norm! Listen, here's a buck, why don't you go get out of here and get a haircut or something? Out I go! Uh, Norm, take the dollar, leave the platypus.
And when you come back use the door! He gets that from you, you know.
Anyway, my plan is to fly Norm all over the Tri-State Area and drop leaflets, then everyone will do my bidding! Hi, kids! What'll it be? Ocolate-cherb.
(Chocolate.
) Awberry-strerb.
(Strawberry.
) Anilla-verb.
(Vanilla.
) Emon-lerb.
(Lemon.
) Erry-cherb.
(Cherry.
) Are you kids from outta town? No, no.
We're speaking Ferb Latin! You move the first letter to the end of the word then add -erb! One and two letter words stay the same.
Oh, I get it! Ocolate-cherb is chocolate, and anilla-verb is vanilla! Ooh At's-therb ute-cerb.
(That's cute.
) Did that mean goodbye? I'm gonna go with it.
Are you having trouble relaxing? A little.
Try our new liquid massage.
This isn't your mother's sensory deprivation tank.
A few minutes in here will change your world! All right, strap me in! Ice-nerb air-herb.
(Nice hair.
) Es-yerb, it is.
(Yes, it is.
) Say, what's that language they're speaking? That is Ferb Latin! I like it and intend to use it whenever I can.
Tell me how it works.
Hey, I hear you kids have invented a new language.
Tell us all about it! Sure, follow me! (Song: Ferb Latin) You take the first letter of every word You move it to the end and then say '-erb' It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it Don't get confused, just get used to it Whenever someone sneezes You no longer say "bless you" Instead you play a flugelhorn And give him your left shoe Whenever you meet someone on the street Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet And your conversation won't be complete Until you give him a big slab of meat Whenever someone sneezes You take the first letter of every word You no longer say "bless you" You move it to the end and then say "-erb" It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it Instead you play a flugelhorn And give him your left shoe Don't get confused, just get used to it So those are the rules and we hope you enjoy them We're sure to be adding a few As new customs evolve, well, we hope you employ them But for right now here's what you should do Whenever someone sneezes Whenever you meet someone on the street You take the first letter of every word You no longer say "bless you" You move it to the end and then say "-erb" Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet It's like we're adding a phonetic caboose to it And your conversation won't be complete Instead you play a flugelhorn And give him your left shoe Until you give him a big slab of meat Don't get confused, just get used to it I'm ack-berb! (I'm back!) Oh, great.
Nice haircut, by the way.
Where's my change? You're a weird robot, Norm.
Ank-therb ou-yerb! (Thank you!) What was that, Swedish? You better not be broken, Norm.
You still have to fly around the city to distribute leaflets.
I guess as long as you remember the code for take-off, we'll begin.
Aunch-lerb? (Launch?) No, it's not "aunch-lerb".
Talk normal.
It's launch! Launch! OH, NO! NOT YET! NOT YET! Oh I must have fallen asleep.
Wow, am I relaxed.
I wonder how long I was out? Excuse me, do you have time? Ee-threrb enty-twerb.
(Three twenty.
) Uh, what? Ee-threrb enty-twerb.
(Three twenty.
) My ears must be over-relaxed.
O-derb ou-yerb ave-herb any ibling-serb? (Do you have any sibling?) Es-yerb, I ave-herb a ister-serb.
(Yes, I have a sister.
) O-nerb rothers-berb? (No brothers?) What? Ain– Ain-merb eet-strerb? Ain-merb eet-strerb? Use-excerb e-merb? (Excuse me?) Excuse me? Ublic-perb estroom-rerb? (Public restroom?) I'm sorry, I no speak-erb your lang-werb.
Azz-jerb ands-herb? (Jazz hands?) I ell-smerb? (I smell?) What is happening here? All I did was go like What is this? I am losing it! And how did this latest cultural craze gets started? We talk to the creators.
This whole town has gone crazy! Ferb Latin isn't just a language, it's a way of life! Ferb Latin? I should have known Phineas and Ferb were behind this! You are so usted-berb (busted)! What is it, Candace? No, I don't know what Ferb Latin is.
Give me fifteen minutes.
Uh, dear, as long as you're getting up, uh, could you get me some more pie? Flies hate you, hunk of junk! Perry the Platypus, how did you get– Curse you, Perry the Platypus! E're-werb oing-gerb own-derb! (We're going down!) Knock it off with the babble talk, I can't stand it! Talk normal! Oh, great.
That was not the message that I wanted to deliver to the people of the Tri-State Area! "Talk normal.
" Hm.
Yeah, okay, I'm convinced.
Mom, Mom, Mom! Come with me! Phineas and Ferb created a new language and everybody's speaking it, and now we can't understand anybody! Watch this! What time is it? Twenty minutes since the last time you asked me.
What? You there! Talk! I don't think we have anything to say to each other! Not after the jazz hands! Not after the jazz hands! Wow, he must really hate jazz hands.
I don't get it! Everybody was blowing raspberries and speaking this crazy language! Look who's here.
Phineas and Ferb! All right, you two.
What do you have to say for yourselves? Look at that! Mom! They– I mean– Um Remember that whole stress relief thing I mentioned earlier? You might wanna look into that.
Well That could've gone better.
Not funny, Norm.